if you roleplay this piece of shit with me

Things Said While Playing Scary Games pt 3

This series ended up being a lot more popular than I thought, so here’s the third installment! Enjoy!

“I’m running amuck, what does it look like?”
“This isn’t weird. I’m just talking. To myself. Alone. In the dark.”
“There’s a free-range lumberjack somewhere out here.”
“BUT I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ALL RUSSIA!”
“Thaaaaat’s an old man penis.”
“Get shit on, you hell-beast!”
“[name], you literal piece of flaming dog feces.”
“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I’M A MONSTER!”
“I told you to tell me a story but you didn’t have to tell me THAT much.”
“Don’t mind me, I’m just doing the Monster Mash.”
“I will punch you in the head with my legs.”
“See this pipe? It’s going up your ass in two seconds.”
“Look at this miscellaneous hodgepodge!”
“What’s going on in here? Having a party without me? Well fuck you.”
“You’re doing some kind of horrible ritual, I see. Welp. That’s nice.”
“I have a severed head. Does that do anything for ya?”
“Welp, time to bend over and accept my fate.”
“I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!”
“Finally I get a chance to just wreck every fucking thing I see.”
“I know the twist now. I AM the monster.”
“I’m just gonna slow-mo walk out of here like a badass, don’t mind me.”
“I think I see something in the dista–OH GOD!”
“This place has really gone to the donkeys. I’d say ‘dogs’ but dogs are cute.”
“How do you do, you insufferable wanker?”
“[name] can shove it up their ugly ass.”
“You look like Jeff the Killer and I hate you.”
“Get dunked on, nerd.”
“THE HELLEVATOR IS GOING DOOOOWN!”
“Nothing bad ever happens in a portable toilet.”
“GET OFF MY LAWN!”
“I saw your face and thought it was something I cared about.”
“Oh God, I’m a wreck.”
“I thought we were friends! And you betrayed me!”
“I’m sure there was something important to do, but honestly I was too busy singing a song about butts.”

‘shit my brother has said / done’ sentence meme.
  • ❛  how dare this light make me wait. ME. ❜ 
  • ❛ they’re just jealous because i’m so beautiful. ❜ 
  • ❛ wot? you wonna go? i’ll fight ya, ya dirty wanka. ❜ 
  • ❛ oop i’m going to have to poop later! ❜ 
  • ❛ just grab the fucking rope you piece of shit! ❜ 
  • *lays head on your shoulder*
  • ❛ I was not made for the mountains. fuckin’ wendingos man. ❜
  • ❛ why the fuck is it so cold?! ❜
  • ❛ that’s not very ladylike. you’re not very ladylike. ❜
  • ❛ why couldn’t you have been a boy? I’ve always wanted a brother. ❜
  • ❛ sometimes I literally just want to shake the stupidity out of people. ❜
  • ❛ I’m losing brain cells just being here please save me. ❜
  • ❛ why the fuck aren’t you grabbing it? just grab it! ❜
  •  ❛ I can’t. I just… can’t. ❜
  • ❛ ____ It’s dark and I hear laughing. ❜
  • *tries to fight you*
  • *drunkenly tickles you*
  • ❛ One of these days I’m going to raise a dog army in the forests of Canada and unleash hell upon America. ❜
  • ❛ please refrain yourself. ❜
  • ❛  sh-sh-shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up. ❜
  • ❛ I have. to. pee. ❜
  • *lays on you and refuses to move*
💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫
  • " sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "
  • " look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "
  • " if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "
  • " excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "
  • " ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "
  • " did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "
  • " i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "
  • " SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "
  • " have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "
  • [ txt ] iconic.
  • [ txt ] 💃 dances angrily
  • [ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck
  • [ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.
  • [ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.
  • [ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.
  • [ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo

hello, my name is Piece of Shit Who Doesn’t Show Up For Like a Month.
But you can call me Shit  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

I made a new drawing.
Its based on my current roleplay in which they’re childhood friends and like nerd stuff and Sasuke went sleep over at Naruto’s house to play video game and they kissed for the first time and I was so hyped about it that when my rp partner went to sleep I had to draw the scene ‘cause I just needed more  ♡

IT WAS SO SWEET, I’m gonna tell more ‘cause I can’t help.
They were acting really weird, flirty and unusually clingy to each other ‘cause of the cold wheather and Sasuke got brave and sugested they should bet who’d win the game, saying if he lost he’d do whatever Naruto wanted for the rest of the day, and if he won, Naruto had to kiss him and Naruto kinda lost on purpose because he was dying to try.

Gotta be honest, I was dying playing this (۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ )۶ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ
I play Sauce, btw
Anyway, I hope you like the drawing c:

Blood Relations Part 1

Originally posted by got7kings

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 - Extra, Part 11

A/N: hellooo everyone! I decided that it was time to post one of my numerous fanfics, even though it’s still not finished. I haven’t reblogged anything about Got7, but I stan them so much it hurts! This is a fic about them, and because I’m a lazy piece of shit, if you decide to read this story and you like it, please bear with me! I think that’s mostly it for now so let’s get to the story already!

Gif’s not mine

Words: 1559

Pairing: Jaebum/Reader

Summary: You and your friends spend a night together, at your friend’s apartment, when a sudden event turns your lives upside down 

Keep reading

This is a canon-manga-based selective roleplay blog for Juvia Locker from Fairy Tail. Please reblog this if you’re interested in writing with me and I’ll check you out check your blog out ahem. I need more blogs to follow xD Juvia needs more friends!!!

Muse is a child ( not literally ) who deserves lots of love and hugs and friends, but mun is a lazy piece of shit dying at work and trying to get back to writing. c:

shit i’ve said

“Shower me with socks.”
“Name it pënis, that way it’s PEEnis instead of just penis.”
“Shit, I forgot a mushroom.”
“Did you just call it cocksmack?”
“His voice is kinda hot, though. It’s like all dark and mysterious.”
“I thought I’d give you a little piece of my uh… coffee shop wisdom.”
“They’re so straight for each other.”
“Why are their feet so fucking big?”
“*Goofy voice* HFYUCK!”
“Well, I mean, I guess there are things on a girl that she might not want you to grab…”
“*yawning* Shut up, I don’t care…”
“I want my veal! I don’t care about the back of your truck.”
“IT’S A TREE FARM!”
“Who the fuck is Whippy Goldberg?”
“She was too eager with the white, and now she’s gone and fucked up my trim.”
“Pepe the Frog has more sex appeal than you.”
“It’s just a big, happy Santa!”
“We found a giant, golden dildo under her mattress and I just dropped it and lost my shit. I started calling it Hercules.”
“I want to live out the rest of my life, not be incinerated by flaming feces.”
“Do you just casually have cocaine?”
“My left tit is calm, it’s the right one that’s a little feisty.”
“But I usually look emo! At least I’d be being honest!”
“I have a lot of long things haha, but arms aren’t one of them.”
“Did he just poop that out? ‘Cause it made a pooping noise.”
“Why do you have such high cheekbones you fucking weirdo?”
“Have I unleashed hell?”
“Hi, my name is Daddu. I enjoy hoe and spitting cock on the biich.”
“That dad lowkey has a bubble butt and he’s rocking it. Damn.”

2

       And that is something I really mean.
Thank you, everyone, that you follow me and stay with me, no matter what crap I post, how down I am, how hyper I am, how much gay shit I post and so on. Really, you stay, you talk to me and that’s something I really appreciate and am happy of. I made some awesome friends and memories, I laughed so much, I ranted so much, with you, together. And that means a lot.

Now, this may be personal, but as I joined the fandom and started roleplaying here with my wonderful Laxus muse, I had to go through so much shit and it got worse, I had problems and worries. Maybe I still have some, but I somehow… Gained new ideas and sights, new motivation from this fandom, the people here. I found a piece of myself back, you can say, even if this sounds kitschy.


       But yes, here we come to the wonderful followers I notice and who also talks to me.

angelux-fleur, akashiiiya, 55–000, aoiekushido, ask-mirajane-strauss, astrii–i, bixlowhemianrhapsody, blacksxar, booklovingfairy, braiyah, cheshirewolfy, colorfulcreampuff, conflxgration, cowgirlgunner, crimsoneyedxsoulstealer, death-on-raijinshuu, dekiaiohime, delxtor, dobengal, dokutadesu, edrord, fairy-kishi, fairytail-makarov, freed-n-friends, freedthedark, fulmen—s, future-rogue, gelusiuum, icemakesoul, ichiyas, ignisaestas, ironiiism, iron-slayer-redfox, irondragonredfox, ishiism, jionarle, kajiiru, kaminxri, koseilucy, kuronekolily, lockser-juvia, lxrvalis, maberuu, maguilty-meredy, maleficiatus, myrkri-rune, naru-uzumaki, nekomatax, nenokumi-kingu, friguxcor, otwilightprincess, persxqui, poison-fangs-sharp-ears, praellia, ririshi, rxoque, s-innerisms, skydragxn, slayaah, spiiiorad, stxnefairy, sukaisureiya, sutorxusu, tenkunokami, triswords, ultricesdraconis, uzuroo, vermiliions, kitimeiji & yukionii.

        [ raijinshuu members ( close friends) ]     [ dreyars (senpais) ]


thank you a lot, again. means a lot to me, that you follow me and write with me. of course, there are many more and I bet I forgot people, I’m sorry if I did! But these persons just talk to me or I notice them rly often on my dash and yea. I hope you also do not feel bad when you’re not bold or something, just means, that i would tell these people more than i would tell other people. they’re closer to me than others. yes, i’m a person who does not trust easily, hope you understand! still means, i love you all. ♥