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PROLOGUE: YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE

Originally posted by narika-a

BTS X READER [GANG AU]

SERIES WARNINGS: violence, sexual references, swearing, angst, smut, drug, alcohol and other substance abuse

WORD COUNT: 1,330


JIMIN POV

I was just 18 years old when it happened, she was 14. We were scared, insignificant children who knew nothing of the true horrors of the world, god, I was so naive back then… I didn’t know what to do or how to respond. I remember sitting in her bright bedroom as I told her the news, her face was expressionless, like she didn’t believe me. Seeing her like that was more painful than the loss of our parents, and being the one to break it to her was even more agonising. That day was the hardest day of my life… I’ll never forget the sound of her cries that night as she wept herself to sleep. Within a matter of hours my smart-ass, annoying little sister had grown up into a vulnerable, frail young woman. I never intended to hurt her, I only wanted what was best for her.

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saintrenee  asked:

had a dream I was traveling with the chocobros. Don't even remember all of it, but I don't remember after a long day of hunting sitting down half asleep and prompto tries to sneak up behind me to play some kind of prank and tired grumpy me does "I will rip off your hands and feed them to you." without moving or opeing my eyes and he just backs away as Ignis says "I think you've come up with a new recipy" Gladio belly laughing in the distance

LMAOOOOOO

This sounds like me today honestly. My roommate said something about yelling at the football game on tv and I was like “I swear to god if you do that i will set you on fire”. Then she said something else while we were getting milkshakes. Legit can’t remember what it was, but I immediately responded with “I will kick you in the shins…why am I threatening you so much today I’m so sorry”

Did you ever notice how you made me feel so beautiful and how you made my soul so vigorous even I couldn’t handle sometimes. Do you remember you once asked me what was my fetish then I silently giggled and answered you with a kiss for baby you are my only fetish. I miss how I say my I love you with the motions of my tongue and inhaling your exhales as I intertwine my soulless soul into your’s. The way my body responds with every touch of your peerless fingertips kinda reminds me of anesthetic antidotes that tranquilize my body but then goes with the flow of aesthetic desires. I remember I tried pinching myself to see if you were real if for once things had played out right ‘cause I swear to God I never imagined loving you would become my endless passion. I was this doleful blue before we even met but then you were this fiery red and every embrace makes purple aspirations.

See? now, every words were made as past tense, everything was bygone like a paper plane being tossed to the warm summer air but then landed on a puddle and disregarding everything. My poetry was once filled with roses but now every words are permeated with thorns that cuts every scribbled locutions. I became so oblivious with reality and how it fucks up every euphoria that exists. Loving you was truly blinding my sentient, made me embrace all the odds and oblivion exorcising my soul.
—  Untitled // ida

Communismkills is one of the most annoying and hypocritical people on Tumblr.

“Making fun of MY appearance is bad but it’s okay when I make fun of other people’s appearances!”

“Any anti-sjw who disagrees with me ever is totally turning into an sjw… even on subjects regarding men’s rights, because we all know that the scummiest of sjws totally support men.”

“I can make joke poetry about someone’s death, but joking about wanting to fling me into the sun is definitely, 100%, a death threat!”

“Liking a cartoon makes you an sjw.”

“Go ahead, dox me! OH GOD THEY ACTUALLY DOXXED ME. Oh wait actually I’m glad they doxxed me because it helped me get a job!”

“I swear, no one EVER tries to have a civil debate with me!!! *Continues to literally ignore anyone who tries to be civil and only responds to you when you’re uncivil*”

While I absolutely agree that it’s terrible people doxxed her, and that people shouldn’t be genuine assholes towards her by insulting her appearance and/or wishing death on her, she is no idol.

She is honestly no better than the sjws she claims to hate. Like an sjw, she lies and stretches the truth so she can continuously make herself the victim, blocks people for disagreeing with her (and also lies saying she “can’t block” people because she’s shadowbanned), and has a mob of followers who will defend EVERYTHING she says and does.

So yeah, agree with her on things all you like. Point out how fucked up it was that she and her mother were doxxed. Call out people who insult her appearance and threaten her.

But for the love of God, stop going on about how you like her because she’s “factual” and “tells the truth” when she’s a Goddamn liar through and through.

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Bill can be heard shouting from the other room. “WHY WERE DINOSAURS SO BIG, PINE TREE?!” he screeches to the other. Dipper responds with “Oh my god Bill I swear if you make another fucking pun I’m leaving you.” Bill teleports in and sits on his Pine Tree’s lap, seductively whispering “Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.” Dipper doesn’t respond, rather he lifts up Bill and throws him in the local dumpster. Good job, Dipper.

Admin Will~

Danny not even denying Wes’ claims that he is Phantom and just responding with dry sarcasm

“I KNOW YOU’RE PHANTOM FENTON!”

“Yep. You got me. Congrats Wes.” *takes bite from apple*

“I’M SERIOUS PEOPLE, LOOK AT HIM THEY ARE IDENTICAL.”

“Can’t hide anything from you Wes.” *turns page in text book*

“I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD FENTON JUST ADMIT IT ALREADY.”

“Okay. I’m Phantom. Happy?” *continues playing Candy Crush*

“DANNY FENTON IS DANNY PHANTOM HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS???

*wearing DP t-shirt* “No idea.”

Altitude (m)

Word count: 5,187

Warning: Jimin smut

“Cheers.”

You take a swig from the bottle in your hand, savouring the sharp flavour on your tongue you’ve been waiting for all day long.

The boy next to you, impatiently holding out his hand, rolls his eyes when you let out a fulfilled sigh. “Dude, it’s just vodka with fucking water.”

“Fuck off, Yoongi,” you respond, showing your affection for the guy by taking a sip. Only when he basically rips it out of your hands do you hand it to him with offendedly. “Fine, take it.”

Yoongi leans back until his head hits the brick wall, then copies your actions. “Fucking hell, Jimin again today.”

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Voodoo

Masterlist 

Pairing: Isaac x Reader

Summary: Isaac x reader based on the song Voodoo by Nick Jonas. It’s up to you what you want to make it about :)


If this is what you call love, I swear I’m better alone. I feel ya claws sinkin’ in, gettin’ under my skin like voodoo

“How do we always find ourselves in this position?”, asking Isaac as the two of you were trying to remove each others clothing upon entering the room. “I don’t know you tell me? Your the one that keeps calling me to come over”. He responded, cheekily nipping at your neck causing an immediate moan to escape your lips. Moving down onto his belt, within seconds it was discarded and thrown god knows where onto the floor.

Legs hit the end of the bed and the two of you fell on top of each other. “Just because I call doesn’t mean you have to actually come over”, you told him as he now worked on leaving his mark, which would disappear soon thanks to having fast healing abilities, the perks of being a werewolf.“We both know why I do though, I can’t stand the thought of someone else sinking their claws into you or vice versa”, with those exact words he gently bit down on your collarbone.“Is that jealously I’m smelling from you Isaac?”.

“You’re smelling a lot of things right now love, like arousal, lust-”, he leaned down and nibbled on your earlobe, “desire”, he whispered the last word as his claws scrapped your skin causing a wave of shivers. It was silent as Isaac moved down plastering kisses anywhere and everywhere. As he got to those certain bundle of nerves, his tongue worked wonders in getting each muscle in your body to relax and tighten all at the same time. Playing with a fist full of his hair, you arched your back as far as you could to allow him much more access.

“You know just because Theo is my alpha doesn’t mean I’m interested in him like that, or that I want to screw him for that matter, because I’m not and I don’t”. Breathing out that one sentence took great difficultly as Isaac wasn’t showing signs of slowing down. He stopped and lifted his head, “But yet here you are screwing me?”. It was cute how innocent he could be at times, “Let’s just say I love the thrill I feel when I’m with you, the sneaking around making sure neither pack finds out. The rush is addictive, don’t you think?”. Travelling your hand down his chest, Isaac smirked and then proceeded to finish what he started.

Panting excessively it was certainly quite a workout that Isaac and you just participated in. Laying down the silence was interrupted by your phone buzzing, turning over to pick up the call the screen read Theo. You turned to Isaac to indicate for him to stay quiet as you pressed the talk button. “Hello”, as you were listening to Theo, telling you that he needed to meet up to discuss a few things. Isaac thought it would be a good idea to start the second round. His warm lips attached themselves to your neck, as if you didn’t already have enough marks, however Isaac had no problem in adding more. With the distraction of Isaac working on your neck and his hands roaming under the sheets, you bit hard onto your lip suppressing a moan. It became more and more difficult to even concentrate on what Theo was saying. Knowing if you didn’t hang up soon this whole secret fling with Isaac would be exposed, and that’s something you didn’t want happening. So cutting the conversation short, you interrupted Theo. “Alright, I’ll see you soon”.

Hanging up the call, you flipped Isaac over. Pinning his hands together he now had a better, clear view of your body which only caused him to smirk like crazy. “That was a risky move, considering it was extremely hard for me to not react. What if Theo noticed?”, you asked Isaac. He played with the bed sheets and slid them inch by inch, not bothering to answer he simply let his hands do the talking and so round two begun.

Running to the meet up point, you were officially late thanks to Isaac and his need to tease you continuously. Opening the large door, Theo was standing back towards you ruffling with what looked to be blueprints. He turned and looked rather unimpressed, but then again you rather him be mad that you were late then have him knowing what, or who, you were really doing. “I called half an hour ago Y/N, why are you so late?”. Approaching the table, the title of alpha sure did get to Theo’s head at times and you were one of the few in the pack that could go head to head with him. “Theo you may be my alpha, but I’m not at your beckon call every hour of every day. I said I’d be here, I didn’t specify when I’d actually come”. Technically what you said was true, all you told him was that you’d see him soon. So in theory you weren’t lying.

Challenging Theo was something not a lot of people had the guts to do, and maybe that’s why he paid more attention to you than any of the others. Theo opted for a smug look, “You know you’re quite witty and quick with that mouth babygirl. And in case you didn’t know I’m pretty good with mine too. So how about we stop talking and find other enjoyable ways to use our mouths?”. Okay so when you told Isaac that you weren’t interested in Theo like that, it was a little white lie. Many months ago if Theo had made this comment you’d have no issue with taking him up on his offer. However, since this whole sneaking around with Isaac started you didn’t want any other man.

"That would be highly inappropriate don’t you think? You are my alpha after all”, you replied. The distance between the two of you grew shorter, and it had all to do with Theo making it no secret that he wanted to close that gap. “Since when do you care if something is inappropriate? I’ve made it no secret that you’re my favourite. Don’t tell me you aren’t curious to see how you and I would collide…so to speak”. He stepped forward one last time and your heart rate increased, you had no idea that Theo would provide this sort of affect. He continued, “I bet it would be wild, sexy, passionate”, Theo dipped his lips closer to yours. If you were to step even an inch forward, lips would meet. The next few words he spoke sent your mind into crazy mode, “We’d be explosive in every way, baby”. With no time to register anything, Theo slammed his lips onto yours.

Shortly after, you rushed out of there not being able to comprehend what just happened. You knew Theo was interested in you, however being kissed by your alpha was certainly a tricky position to be in. Unlocking the door you half expected to see Isaac gone, but that wasn’t the case. He was sitting down on your bed, the sheets a mess from previous activities and Isaac was fully dressed. “How was the meeting? It sure took a while”, he asked with a very tightened jaw and fist. Taking off you jacket, as you walked pass the mirror the evidence of your lips being swollen was evident. Whether that was a combination of Isaac and Theo, or just Theo was too difficult to determine. “It was fine. Yeah since I was late Theo extended the meeting”.

Issac stood up, “Is that right? Does extending the meeting mean having a make out session with you?!”, Isaac exclaimed looking more and more angry with each passing second. “Wait what, you were there? You could of gotten caught! What were you thinking Isaac?”, you shouted back not believing he could be careless enough to risk exposing the two of you.

“What was I thinking?! What were you thinking kissing Theo goddamn Raeken, who by the way you stated this morning you weren’t interested in!”. Isaac had a short temper which meant getting him to listen to reason, was a tough job. “As cliche as this sounds, he kissed me! And by the way it kinda takes a second to register that someone has just randomly kissed you”. Isaac came over and hovered before you with his height, “Well if that’s the case, then how about you call Theo to come over and he can keep you warm at night”. With that Isaac pushed past you and as he walked out, you were left with an undeniable sense of guilt and emptiness.

Ever since Isaac stormed out of your room, which was a few hours ago, you had been having a mentally debate whether or not to call him. Theo however had rang a couple of times, neither of which you picked up. Slumping back down on the bed, the offer Theo extended early that day was tempting. But the one you really wanted to help keep you warm at night was Isaac, no matter how good Theo was supposedly in the bedroom, in your mind Isaac had everything you needed. He knew every one of your buttons to push to make you scream out in pleasure, he knew all the right spots to touch and kiss, he had explored your body, as you did with his, more times than you could count. Both of you synced so perfectly, there was no way you were going to give all that up for just one unsure night with Theo.

Getting up you reached for the phone when there was a light knock at the door. It cracked open and Isaac walked in. “I was just about to call you”, confessing to the boy who marched over and connected his lips to yours. After a minute of a hot make out session, which left you in a daze, he pulled back. When thoughts were all clear again, you spoke. “I don’t understand you left here pretty mad, why-”. Isaac pressed a finger to your lips, “I meant what I said this morning, about not being able to stand someone else’s hands touching you, other than mine. And there is no way I’m going to let Theo Raeken sink his claws into my girl”.

Wrapping your arms around his neck, the feeling of him announcing you were his girl made you smile. “To be honest I’d rather your claws than anyone else’s”. Seeing a grin appear on his face was a highlight, especially after he had been mad hours before. “Good, because I’m done hiding us”, he confessed. Un-zipping his jeans tonight was all about him, you pushed him down onto the bed. Straddling Isaac, you weren’t blind to the fact that you had him wrapped around you finger, he was attached and so were you. And that’s how both of you knew that the other would always come back, no matter what.

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Reader X Alfie Solomons

(GIFs not mine, credit goes to the creators)

A/N - I included the first two pieces of dialogue from Episode 5 of Series 3 to set the scene. I’m thinking of doing a part two to this imagine as well, I feel it’d help complete the request.

“Good morning Mr Solomons.” Tommy greeted as he walked into his office, closing the door behind him.

“Yeah it is, nice little place yer ‘ave ‘ere Thomas. What is it? A foreclosure from a gambling debt of some poor Lord yer pumped full of opium or is that jus’ tittle tattle? Alfie thought aloud while staring out of the window at the scenery.

Before Tommy could respond, you came bursting through the door completely oblivious that he had company.

“Tommy, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times! You need to start dating documents, how am I expected to know when these have been written and signed. I swear to God!” You complained as you threw your arms up in mock defeat.

“Well, well, well aren’t yer goin’ to introduce me Thomas? Alfie asked walking up behind you.

You immediately jumped at the voice as you spun around to face him.

"Mr Solomons I’d like to introduce you to my twin sister (Y/N).” Tommy said as he began pouring himself a whiskey from his crystal decanter.

“Tis a pleasure to meet yer (Y/N).” Alfie acknowledged as he lifted your hand to place a kiss upon it.

You couldn’t stop the blush that began to creep up on you as you admired his rugged handsome face.

“Mr Solomons I apologise for bursting in and interrupting your meeting. My brother failed to inform me of your arrival. Please forgive me.” You apologised, feeling suddenly foolish for your uncouth entrance.

“All is well m'dear. I must say though that I’ve heard very little 'bout yer, I wonder why that is.” Alfie wondered looking up at Tommy.

“My sister is not up for debate, nor will she ever be. She is of no concern to you.” Tommy stated while looking Alfie dead in the eye.

“Hello can we not talk about me like I’m not here.” You snapped in Tommy’s direction.

“Feisty! I like that in a woman.” Alfie smiled. “It’s a shame yer didn’t introduce us sooner, many agreements could 'ave been made to both our advantage.” He hinted as he made his way to the door.

“And what is that supposed to mean?” Tommy demanded to know.

“Yer a clever man Thomas, yer already know the answer to that. Good day to yer both.” Alfie tipped his hat at you, giving you one last glance over before leaving.

“What the hell was that about?” You asked completely puzzled by that whole exchange.

“Nothing you need to worry about.” Tommy lied. “Now come and show me the paperwork you were whinging about.”

anonymous asked:

Imagine Tony’s playboy reputation being greatly exaggerated because he likes to flirt and is a tactile person. In truth, Tony has only ever been and wanted to be with one person since he was 16 years old. Imagine (some of ) the Avengers finding out that Tony and Rhodey have been together for nearly three decades now.

“This has to stop, Stark.”

“Hello, Capsicle,” Tony said, not looking up from the delicate circuit board he was soldering with Dummy’s ‘help’.  “How are you?  I’m fine, thanks for asking.  Please, come in, pull up a chair, I’ve got time to talk, not like I’m doing anything important or anything, I swear to God, Dummy, you are useless.  Community college is too good for you, I’m donating you to a preschool.”

“I’m being serious here,” Cap said sternly.

“And I’m being sarcastic,” Tony responded.  “What needs to stop this time?”

This,” Cap said, dropping a gossip magazine onto the work bench at Tony’s elbow.

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anonymous asked:

Yamamoto +13?

You dropped your backpack on the couch and went to the kitchen to grab an after school snack.

“How was school?” Yamamoto asked as he walked out of the bedroom and greeted you, grinning wildly.  

“Boring but not bad,” you answered, grabbing some fruit out of the ridge and reaching for the silverware draw.  

Yamamoto’s grin widened and a small giggle of excitement escaped him. “You okay?” you asked, grabbing the handle.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” he responded, the grin still on his face.

“I swear to god if there is a fake spider in there,” you said, noting his suspicious behavior.   “You are sleeping on the couch.”\

The grin left his face and he let out his pent up breath.  “Fine,” he huffed, opening the drawer and pulling out the realistic looking tarantula.

haku-and-luna  asked:

Daily message~ My horse almost kicked me in the face yesterday and I whacked him on the shoulder. I swear to god he looked at me like I had offended him and his entire family.

how could you disrespect his family like that ;A; (IM SO GLAD YOU DIDNT GET HURT THOUGH OMG) ~Admin 404

I know this isn’t like, what I should respond with but,,, can I have ur horse,,, (bUT ALSO IM SORRY IM GLAD YOU DIDNT GET HURT) ~Admin 626

anonymous asked:

How would they respond to having a crush on someone they otherwise find terrifying (maybe the girl is very sweet or protective of them). P.S. You've done a good job by the way--stayed organized, diverse, & consistent when posting.

((Aaah thank you so much lovebug! (╯3╰)

I’ve never gotten a compliment like that before and I appreciate it so much hhnnn.))


Their crush is intimidating

2P!America: “She’s such a wicked bitch oh my god I like her so much can you help me???”

2P!China: “Awwww she’s kinda scary sometimes but she’s totally cute n’ sweet on the inside I swear.~”

2P!England: “Good heavens… She can be so cruel… However, she is brave, and I admire her so much for it!” ♥

2P!France: “The girl’s got a sharp tongue. I like that.”

2P!Russia: “She’s rude; so am I. What can I say? She speaks her mind and that is a good trait to have.”

2P!Italy: “…I wonder if she’s freaky in bed.”

2P!Germany: “Mmmh… This one’s a bad girl. What’s not to like?~”

2P!Japan: “I’ll bet she’s locking her true self away.”

2P!Canada: “Well shit. She’s kinda hot when she’s mad.”

2P!Romano: “Holy crap, I hate that bitch! …Is it weird that I kinda wanna date her?”

2P!Austria: “Excuse me, I have an important question. Do you think liking her makes me a masochist?!”

2P!Prussia: “She’s so mean… Why do I feel like this…?”

anonymous asked:

You are an actual angel. God bless you I swear you even linked fanfics and masterlists for someone that was feeling depressed.. We don't deserve you.. Thank you so much for everything, I hope you have/had a great day!

it’s the right thing to do, anyone would have done the same!
i honestly don’t know how to respond to compliments like this, haha. thank you! i hope you have a great day too

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Requested by @fan-girling-over-everything : 3 and 44 with Peter Maximoff.

3. “Please, don’t leave.”
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44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Please, don’t leave,” you whispered to him, pouring your healing energy into your boyfriend’s wounded body. “I swear to god, Peter, if you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

He wasn’t responding, or making any of his usual witty remarks, and that alone frightened you. Even though you could clearly feel the weak pulse on his neck, you felt awful, as though you were losing him because of you. If it wasn’t for you staying behind – like an idiot, you might add – Peter wouldn’t have felt the need to go back to get you, and he wouldn’t have gotten hurt.

Tears were sliding down your cheeks, and you were certain that you looked absolutely disgusting at the moment, but you didn’t care. You didn’t care, all you wanted was for him to wake up. That was all you wanted.

“I’m not losing you,” you told him as you pressed your forehead to his, feeling the familiar, draining feeling you always felt when you healed someone. Now, though, you ignored that feeling and continued to push on, giving the beloved speedster all you had. You could help him, and that was why you had to. You had to. “I’m not,” you repeated, almost like a prayer. You continued to heal him, even when your vision started to become bleary and fuzzy, even when your hands started to shake, even when you felt as though you couldn’t possibly keep on doing what you were doing and live.

You had been healing him so intensely, so continually, that you hadn’t even noticed when he had opened his eyes and sucked in a deep breath. You didn’t notice that he had woken up even when you collapsed from fatigue, falling onto his chest with exhaust.

And you didn’t notice the way that Peter held you close in his arms at realizing what you had done.

so when my brother and i were kids, around like seven and ten, my parents showed us the first Indiana Jones movie. they were a little concerned with how my brother, who had a few years earlier sobbed at A Bug’s Life, would handle the violence in the film. their concerns were set to rest when, during a scene where Indiana causes a truck full of nazis to go careening down a cliff, landing in an explosion, he said firmly, “thats what you get for being a nazi.” this was a child who didnt even understand the scope of horrors nazis were responsible for and he still already got it i swear to god i wanna respond to dumbasses acting like punching a nazi is somehow bad with the are you smarter than a fifth grader logo

anonymous asked:

So, you're only interacting with one blog? Is that all the attention your OC can get, or did you badger the other mun to write with you?

…Yes, that’s my face right now. Now, normally I don’t post shit like this, but you know what, it’s becoming a PSA because of this shit stain right here. As I’m sure you can tell, there will be swearing in the post to come.

Now. I want you to understand this very carefully; Anonymous Feature is off for a damn good long time because of you. Are you proud of yourself? Happy? Are you getting your jollies off to this? God I fucking hope so, just remember to clean your sitting area or else it’ll begin to smell.

Now, no. I’m not interacting with just one blog. That just happens to be the only person I can prod my muse to respond to no matter what because the mun and I chat OOCly on a damn near daily basis. Is the Anon perhaps jealous I have friends? That actually want to talk to me without me hiding on anon? Le gasp!

You hear that Nonny, it’s the sound of my last fuck flying away. 

This Character is the work of several years of development, more than Final Fantasy XV in its entirety, and the muse just so happens to fit oddly well into that fandom as I’m finding out. So if you really wanna go, we can. All the attention my OC can get? Darling I’m not here for attention. I’m here to write, have fun, and further flush out my muse. If I was here for attention I’d run some aesthetic blog, or write a canon character again and drown in any fandom I damn well please.

I am here for my own damn enjoyment

If any of my writing partners have a problem with how long it takes me to reply, by all means please let me know and I’ll kick the muse in the ass to make her do other things as well, or at least try harder.

As for you, anon? Kindly get the fuck off my blog, and if you’re one of my followers, do me a favor and hit the unfollow button while you’re there. Or better yet? 

Have a nice day

titsy texts
  • Daisy: Hey are you okay
  • [seven and a half minutes later]
  • Daisy: you usually respond by now lol
  • Daisy: im fine if you were wondering
  • [two minutes later]
  • Daisy: there's a lot of dogs here
  • [three minutes later]
  • Daisy: im with my friend, lou
  • Daisy: he's very grumpy and he's trying to tease me but i think i've got a good tolerance for that because you give me so much shit
  • [six minutes later]
  • Daisy: srsly are you alright
  • Daisy: i swear to god if you are and you're just ignoring me i will kill you
  • [five minutes later]
  • Daisy: also if you're dead, i will also kill you

I think a lot about those parts of the Inquisition romances that are written like bad fanfiction

  • Dorian’s “it all depends: how bad does the inquisitor want to be” 
  • Iron Bull asking the inquisitor “what’s on your mind” and them responding “you are, and I’d like you on the rest of me as well” (I swear to god, no lie, the inquisitor says that, verbatim, with one of the dialogue options)
  • Not to mention the whole “ride the bull” thing I still can’t believe that line is actually canon
  • The entirety of the sex scene with Cassandra. 
  • the inquisitor literally dueling someone for Josephine’s hand?? 

lemme tell you I live for this shit