if you need to act drunk

Take A Shot Everytime
  • Aaron is overshadowed / bested by Alexander
  • Alexander doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up 
  • Angelica is smarter than a man in charge 
  • Alexander mentions his legacy 
  • George calls Alexander “son” 
  • Laurens is drunk, nosy and loud 
  • Alexander has an existential crisis (i imagine death so much…) 
  • Eliza begs for Alexander’s attention 
  • Laurens sings about slavery
  • Washington deserves a gold star for doing a good job 
  • Angelica says “he will never be satisifed” 
  • Act 1 foreshadows Act 2 events 
  • Jefferson says “whaaaaat?” 
  • Someone goes by their last name (only, ‘Aaron Burr’/ ‘General Washington’ does not count) 
  • New Jersey jokes
  • Every time there’s a duel 
  • Alexander’s eyes are mentioned
  • Eliza says “look around, look around”
  • Anyone mentions france (beware of cabinet battle 2)
  • Laurens death because you’re gonna need it 
  • Philip’s death because you’re gonna need it 
  • Peggy’s death because she deserves it 
  • Someone not portrayed in the show is mentioned (Thomas Payne, John Adams, Philip’s sister) 
  • Someone in the company plays a small NAMED role (Seabury, John Reynolds, Philip Schuyler, Sally, etc.) 
  • Eliza asks “would that be enough?” / says “that would be enough” 
  • Jefferson does something that ruins the fucking country 
  • Philip shadows his fathers actions 
  • Virginia is mentioned 
  • Alexander complains about the debt 
  • A melody is repeated (Schuyler defeated, Stay alive reprise, etc.) 
  • The company tells you the year 
  • A curse word is dropped 
  • Wall Street is mentioned 
  • Aaron asks “how does a-?” 
  • Jefferson mentions Lafayette 
  • The number seven is mentioned 
  • Alexander disappoints someone 
  • King George shows up 
  • Jefferson abuses his power 
  • Jefferson tries to use swag as an argument 
  • Washington is the only voice of reason 
  • Aaron isn’t the narrator 
  • Alexander’s immigrant status is brought up 
  • An important US document is brought up (no the reynolds pamphlet isn’t an important US document sorry) 
  • Eliza deserved better 
  • “Raise a glass to freedom” is sang 

DO NOT DO THESE ALL AT THE SAME TIME 

DO NOT DO THESE ALL AT THE SAME TIME 

DO NOT DO THESE ALL AT THE SAME TIME 

There’s 46 of these (just like the # of songs aye) and I highly suggest only doing 1-3 of your choice, especially if you know how much alcohol you can handle! Don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and text your ex, don’t drink and online shop, etc. I hope you all stay safe if you DO do this! Also message me if you do because I’d love to know lmao 

Raise a glass!

Watchful

Bellamy Blake x Reader

Warnings: Smut, some angst, some drinking, guys bothering reader.

Y/N has a run in with some drunk guys in camp, causing Bellamy to confess his feelings towards her. Smut ensures.

—————–

The camp was much more active than usual as everyone was spending their time either dancing, singing, or drinking Monty’s moonshine. They were loud and obnoxious and getting on your nerves.

You liked to have fun with your friends in camp at times like this but hated the ones who acted like idiots or got stupid drunk. Usually you and Octavia or Raven would just sit back and watch or occasionally go dance by the fire.

You heading to your tent to grab your jacket when three guys stepped in front of you. “Hey girl come join us, looks like you need a drink.” The one speaking was clearly drunk so you tried to push past him, “No thanks.”

His two friends laughed at the rejected offer and stumbled around, almost falling to the ground. Also drunk. You just rolled your eyes and began to walk away in the other direction.

The ‘leader’ of the drunk trio who spoke to you quickly became more demanding, “I wasn’t asking.” His voice was deeper and more serious this time.

“Go float yourself.” You turned and walked quickly back towards the fire but were stopped again when he grabbed your wrist and pulled you back into his body.

“Come sit with us, have a little fun,” he slurred into your ear. “Pretty girl, nice body, gives me ideas.” You twisted his arm around and he yelled in pain and let go. You bolted towards camp but he grabbed you and held you against the closest tree.

The leader gripped your wrist tightly, which quickly became painful and made you screech. “Get your hands off me! Let go!”

His friend gripped your waist and the other twirled a piece of your hair. “Get off of me!” You fought against them, throwing punches and kicking their legs.

“Hey!” A deep voice behind you yelled and startled you. You looked over to see Bellamy charging at the the guys holding you. He punched one square in the jaw, making a sickening cracking noise before he fell to the ground.

He gripped the collar of the other guy and threw him to the ground and kicked him in the ribs. The two ran off, disorientated and in a lot of pain. Bellamy looked at the third guy who just stumbled off in the other direction.

Bellamy immediately leaned down and helped you up. He looked you up and down checking for injury. “You ok?”

You nodded and brushed your hair out of your face. Bellamy slung his arm around your waist and pulled you tightly into his side.

At this point, a lot of the delinquents gathered around to watch. Bellamy looked around at everyone, “Anybody touches her, they answer to me.” The group looked away and went back to their party, no one would go against Bellamy.

Bellamy lead you through camp and to his tent. He let you in first and then followed, “Stay here. I’ll be right back.” You nodded and watched him duck out of the tent.

His tent was larger than most everyone else’s in camp. It was cleaner than you expected, everything had a place and things looked organized. His makeshift bed was big and had a blanket on top, something you craved to wrap yourself in. To say you were shaken up would be an understatement.

About a minute passed before Bellamy came back inside the tent and closed the flap behind him. “You’re gonna stay with me from now on. I don’t want you out there alone in your tent.”

You didn’t respond to him, just nodded your head and looked around his tent. “I’m sorry,” his voice was weaker and more calming now, “I didn’t mean to make that sound like a command. I’d like for you to stay with me, if that’s something that you want.”

“Yeah. It is.” He smiled weakly and nodded before shrugging off his jacket and shirt. “Make yourself comfortable, what’s mine is yours.” You sat down on the bed and began to untie your boots before kicking them off, your jacket following.

You winced slightly at the bruises on your wrist from the guy who grabbed you and Bellamy didn’t miss it. He furrowed his brow and nodded towards your wrist, “Let me take a look at that.”

“It’s fine, just a little sore is all.”

He looked you in the eyes and held out his hand, “Y/N.”

You held out your arm and he gently held it like you would shatter. His finger tips grazed the top of your skin so carefully that you barely felt it. “He’s gonna pay for this.”

“No Bellamy. I don’t want you to get hurt. I’m fine.”

Bellamy sighed audibly and shook his head, his fingers rubbed gently across the darkening purple marks. You both remained still for a moment, watching him caress your arm until he snapped back to reality.

Bellamy stood up and kicked off his boots and stepped out of his pants, leaving him in just his boxers. “Ill uh take the floor.” He sat down on the floor and began to lie down when you stopped him, “No way I’m not taking your bed. I’ll sleep on the floor, I don’t mind.”

He chuckled lightly and looked at you, “That’s not gonna happen.” He laid down and smiled at you. “Goodnight Y/N.”

“Night Bellamy.” You took the blanket off of the bed and laid it over the top of him, trying not to stare at his well sculpted body. He smiled up at you before looking away, hiding the blush that he was glad you didn’t notice.

—————–

Sounds of clothes rustling woke you up the following morning. You rolled to your side and slowly opened your eyes to see Bellamy pulling on his jacket, “Sorry princess, didn’t mean to wake you.” His voice was deep and soft like silk. “It’s ok, I’m a light sleeper.”

He zipped his jacket and picked up his gun, “Stay here as long as you’d like. I’ve gotta get working on the wall but I’ll see you soon ok?” You smiled and nodded and watched Bellamy returned the gesture. He walked out of the tent and shut it behind him.

A few hours later, you and Octavia were sitting near the drop shop and carving pieces of metal to make into knives. “So…you’re staying in my brothers tent now?” Her smirk told you she was dying to know everything. “Yeah, kind of a long story.”

“I heard parts of it. You ok?”

“I’m good.”

“You sure? You know I’m always here.” The look on her face told you she was worried. “Yep, thanks O. I’m ok I promise.” She rested her head on your shoulder snd gave you a hug.

The day quickly passed as the two of you continued to talk and work on daily chores.

—————–

As the evening went on and everyone in camp started to head in for the night, you became somewhat nervous about heading back to Bellamys tent.

You slowly headed towards his tent, feeling the butterflies in your stomach grow restless. You opened the flap and stepped inside. He wasn’t there yet. You felt yourself relax and sat down on the bed, already feeling very tired.

After taking off your jacket, boots, and shirt, which left you in just pants and a sports bra, you laid down and pulled the blanket over your body. You fell asleep in a few minutes.

Of course being the light sleeper that you were, you woke up when Bellamy entered the tent.

“Hey princess,” he whispered. You hummed an acknowledgement which made him chuckle. You watched as he undressed to his boxers and sat down on the floor. It looked as if a hundred thoughts were running through his mind as his eyes met yours.

Bellamy licked his lips and slowly reached over to hold your hand that was hanging over the edge of the bed. For the second time, he ran his fingers along the bruises on your wrist. He slowly leaned forward and ever so gently placed a sweet kiss on the dark purple marks.

He continued to kiss along your wrist, making sure to cover each spot he saw. You were now wide awake and watching his every move.

“Y/N I, I care about you. So much. I asked you to stay here so that I’d know you were safe with me.” Bellamy’s eyes were fixed on yours, he studied your reaction as he spoke. “I want you to be with me Y/N. I want you to be mine.”

You smiled and reached up to place your hand on his cheek. “I want to be with you Bellamy.” He leaned into your touch and placed his much larger hand over yours.

You grabbed his hand and pulled gently, “Come here.” Bellamy stood and moved to sit down on the bed next to you. He placed his hand on the back of your neck as his lips met yours in a soft but searing kiss.

His lips were soft and moved in perfect sync with yours. His hands traveled to your hips and gave a light squeeze, “Mine.”

“Yours.” Bellamy bit down on your bottom lip and licked away the sting. He moved in between your legs and gently laid the both of you down.

Bellamy sat back on his knees and looked down at you, “Can I?”, his fingers played with the bottom of your shirt.

You nodded and let him strip you of your shirt, bra snd pants, “You’re so beautiful, so perfect.” You blushed hard as you watched him run his fingers down your stomach and stare at your body. Bellamys fingertips grazed your nipples and sent shocks through your body.

Bellamy kissed your collar bone and sucked a dark mark where your shoulder met your neck. He kissed the spot once he was done.

He pulled away and looked you in the eye before winking and kissing down your stomach. His lips ghosted along your skin setting it ablaze.

His tongue ran along your panty line and your breath caught in your throat as he nipped at your hip bone. Bellamy looked up at you and you nodded for him to continue.

He hooked your panties in his teeth and slowly dragged them down your thighs, letting you kick them off your ankles. Just the sight of Bellamy between your legs was enough to make you come right then and there.

He spread your legs and kissed the insides of your thighs, letting his lips drag against your sensitive skin. Bellamy kissed your clit gently making you gasp and jump. He smirked up at you and hooked your legs over his shoulders, “So wet for me.”

He immediately licked a long stripe up your core and dug his fingers into your hips. You threw your head back and let out a loud moan as Bellamy dragged his teeth across your clit, “Fuck Bellamy yes.”

He went back and forth between licking at your entrance and sucking your clit between his lips. He pulled back and looked up at you through his long eye lashes, “Do you want me princess? Want me fucking you hard into the bed?”

Bellamy

“Yes! Yes-”

“Beg. Tell me how bad you want me.”

“I want you so bad Bellamy, fuck please I need you, please!”

Bellamy leaned up and crashed his lips to yours, nudging your legs open and settling in between them again. He inched his cock into your entrance, making you grip onto his shoulders and go rigid. He was long and thick making your walls stretch and you winced slightly.

Bellamy noticed right away and stopped moving, his hand resting on your cheek, “You ok?” You nodded as the pain subsided and was replaced with pleasure.

As an answer, you bucked your hips up against his, telling him to continue. “Keep going.” He licked his lips and gave a soft experimental thrust which made you gasp and open your mouth.

Bellamys eyes grew darker and his mouth hung open slightly as he began rocking into you back and forth, dragging his cock against your sweet spot and drawing loud sounds from your lips. “Fuck you feel so good…so tight around me.”

He reached down and gripped your hair in his hand, pulling lightly and making you whimper. Your hands ran across his shoulders and back, feeling the strong muscles contract and move under your fingertips.

His hips pounded against yours and the sounds of skin slapping skin echoed through the room. Bellamy grabbed your legs and pulled them higher up his waist, letting him pound into you at a deeper angle. “Yes Bellamy! Fuck harder, please.”

“You want it harder? Better hang on to me then.” You hooked your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist tighter.

A moment later he dug his knees into the bed for leverage and began pounding into you, forcing a scream from your lips. “Bellamy!”

Your body would have be pushed up and away from him from the force of his thrusts if you hadn’t been holding onto him.

Your nails pressed into his skin creating small imprints and making him growl into your neck. Bellamy’s lips brushed against your pulse point and he sucked another dark mark onto your skin.

“Bell fuck please don’t stop.”

Bellamy pulled away from you and gripped your waist to turn you over. “Oh doll I’m not planning to.” Your chest pressed against the bed and he gripped your waist to pull you to your knees.

He smacked your ass hard on each cheek and slammed back inside making you scream. “Fucking hell you’re so sexy Y/N.” His fingers dug into your skin most likely leaving bruises for the next day.

The new angle made him hit so much deeper and brush against your sweet spot with each thrust. “Bellamy yes right there!,” you clenched hard around his cock. Bellamy stopped moving and shuddered as he held you tightly to him, “Holy shit do that again.” You did it a few more times as he rocked the both of you back and forth. “Mmmm yes.”

A deep growl came from his chest as he pounded into you again. Your end was nearing and you couldn’t hold back your moans even if you tried, “Yes fuck yes!”

Bellamy’s soft grunting grew more frequent as his thrusts became sporadic. “Come for me Y/N, come all over me.” He reached under you and began to rub figure eights on your clit, “Cmon princess, soak me.”

You screamed out and let your orgasm crash through your body, writhing under Bellamy’s body and clutching the sheets until your knuckles turned white. He gave three more incredibly hard thrusts and collapsed on top of you as he met his end. The both of you laid on the bed completely spent and breathing hard.

Once Bellamy gained his composure he quickly rolled off of you to make sure he didn’t hurt you. He stood and picked up a shirt and walked over to you. He slowly spread your legs apart and cleaned you up. You sighed from being over sensitive and he stopped, “Shh I got you.”

Bellamy crawled into bed and wrapped you in his strong arms. His body was warm and you curled into his chest and sighed contently.

His deep voice was scratchy and incredibly sexy when he spoke, “Go to sleep sweetheart I’ll be right here.” You hummed as an acknowledgment and moved even closer to his body, if at all possible. Bellamy chuckled and kissed your head. The both of you fell asleep in each other’s arms and woke up no further apart.

best bts lyrics
  • “adios middle school”
  • “abcdefgh hakuna matata”
  • “your face is fresh like a salad”
  • “you dont need your airplane mode”
  • “domain dopeman.com”
  • “if time is a stock called you i would invest”
  • “im not even drunk but i pretend to be drunk and act cute”
  • “please call me ill buy you food”
  • “after fighting my hormones all day ill pop my pimple”
  • “stop playing hard to get before i kick you in the butt”
  • “she is my religion so i can call her she-sus”

Do you ever think like damn… I’m not supposed to think about life and existence this deeply… like I’m honestly just supposed to experience being a human being for the short time that I’m here like I need to stop being so existential and start just FUCKING living and being emotional and being myself without constantly questioning why I’m feeling or thinking or acting this way

Ed Sheeran Ask

The A Team:  do you like cold weather, or prefer warm?

Saltwater:  zip ups or pullovers?

Drunk:  funniest story you have of you being drunk?

Don’t:  have you ever been cheated on?

Thinking Out Loud:  most romantic thing someone has done for you ?

Photograph:  last place you kissed someone?

Sing:  one small act of kindness that you can recall doing in the past or having happen to you?

Tenerife sea:  what color eyes do you have?

You need me:  oddest place you’ve kissed/been intimate with someone

Gold rush:  something you wish you would’ve learned sooner/life lesson you wish someone taught you?

*three voicemails*
*beep*
“you suck, you know that?” she sounds drunk. “i never needed you as much as when you left that day in December and you knew that! you knew i would need you more than ever those next few days and you still acted like a child and stormed out. and i want to hate you; boy do i want to hate you…” there was a long pause. “there’s this guy here right now and he’s looking at me like maybe i am the best thing for him, but how can i tell him that my heart is gone, that it belongs to you? his friend says he wants to buy me a drink but i don’t think he understands that no matter how many shots i take, i’m still going to end up empty inside, forgetting my name but still remembering yours. god i love you so much, why can’t you see that? *end of message 1*
*beep*
“hey so i’m not sure what i said last night, but i know it was something dumb so please just delete it. i just want to say i’m sorry. we both knew that one day, it would come to an end,” she sighs. “but i think we wanted to hold on to it for as long as we could, you know? i guess we just didn’t think about the repercussions, or maybe we did and decided the pain was worth it. and it was, to me, it was. we were just both so stubborn, so hard-headed, not willing to let go of our pride. i just need you to know i don’t regret it; i don’t regret loving you. it’s just…” she paused. “we were sparks that lit a match and the fire was beautiful, but we didn’t nurture it, we didn’t feed it with good intentions; we simply let it burn then fade out. i wish we hadn’t. i’ll always love you, please remember that.” *end of message 2*
*beep*
“hi. it seems like it’s been forever since i called you, since i saw your face. i hope this is still your number. i’m sorry i went away, i just couldn’t stay there any longer. i couldn’t stay in that home where every wall reminded me of you and i, of us. i couldn’t stay in that city where every street and every corner reminded me of you. i had to get out of there; i had to get out before i went insane. it’s beautiful here; it rains in spring, snows in the winter, leaves fall in autumn and it’s crazy hot in the summer. i’ve wanted to call you so many times, like when it snowed the first winter i was here or when the ball dropped on new years. i wanted to call you on your birthday, i know i should have, but what would i say after all this time? and on his anniversary, i just wanted to hear a familiar voice. i had your number dialed, i just didn’t have the courage to get sent to voicemail. i hope you get this, i promise i won’t call anymore. i just need you to know i’m doing okay. i still miss you, like crazy on some days, but i have a good job here and i made some friends. i got this really nice apartment with a gym nearby. there’s been no one and i’m not saying that for sympathy or for it to lead to anything, but i’m content with the memories of us. i hope you’re happy, that’s still my 11:11 wish. i’ll always love you, no matter how far apart we are, physically and otherwise. i love you to the moon and back times infinite.” *end of final message*
frases/status wpp em inglês
  • good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
  • memories destroy us
  • maybe we’re from the same star
  • whatever happens, you’re my light
  • we may not have it all together, but together we have it all
  • but darling, this is not wonderland
  • can we act like we never broke each others heart?
  • trusting people is like touching fire
  • everyone seems normal until you get to know them
  • you need a little bit of insanity to do great things
  • we’re just lost souls, aren’t we?
  • I could look into your eyes until the sun comes up
  • because alcohol tastes better than tears
  • the rebel in me will never die
  • let’s get drunk together so I can kiss you and then blame it on the vodka
  • I miss the taste of you
  • you are obsessed with finding someone to love you because you can’t love yourself
  • I cared too much and that destroyed me
  • a part of me was lost in you
  • there’s a devil in your smile
  • sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind
  • we all have darkness inside of us, and some of us are better at hiding it than others
  • fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do
  • if this is reality i am not interested
  • just two kids, stupid and fearless
  • we were just a bounch of trouble kids who wanted a feel of what real life felt like.
  • she wanted to be a poet, but deep down she was a poem
  • all we need is love
  • we are just kids in love
  • I don’t care how complicated this gets, I still want you
  • we blame society, but we are society
  • you ruined my favorite song
  • you can find love in the same place you lost it
  • destroy what destroys you
  • I feel bad for people who never go crazy
  • black is not sad, black is poetic
  • it hurts because it mattered
  • cool kids never sleep
  • i’m a teenager, my music will tell you a lot more about me than my mouth ever could
  • i broke my rules for you
  • i’m all yours, i’ve got no control
  • I just want my past to be a blur.
  • collect moments, not things
  • sometimes we need fantasy to survive reality
  • cause all that you are is all that i’ll ever need
  • your voice was the calm after the storm
  • there are so many types of art but you are my favorite
  • I just wanna be yours
  • you never know the last time you’ll see a place. or a person.
  • we all go a little mad sometimes
  • love is a dangerous game
  • don’t break my heart, you live there
  • lost in a world that doesn’t exist
  • first, learn how to make yourself happy
frases/status wpp em inglês

♦ good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
♦ memories destroy us
♦ maybe we’re from the same star
♦ whatever happens, you’re my light
♦ we may not have it all together, but together we have it all
♦ but darling, this is not wonderland
♦ can we act like we never broke each others heart?
♦ trusting people is like touching fire
♦ everyone seems normal until you get to know them
♦ you need a little bit of insanity to do great things
♦ we’re just lost souls, aren’t we?
♦ I could look into your eyes until the sun comes up
♦ because alcohol tastes better than tears
♦ the rebel in me will never die
♦ let’s get drunk together so I can kiss you and then blame it on the vodka
♦ I miss the taste of you
♦ you are obsessed with finding someone to love you because you can’t love yourself
♦ I cared too much and that destroyed me
♦ a part of me was lost in you
♦ there’s a devil in your smile
♦ sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind
♦ we all have darkness inside of us, and some of us are better at hiding it than others
♦ fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do
♦ if this is reality i am not interested
♦ just two kids, stupid and fearless
♦ we were just a bounch of trouble kids who wanted a feel of what real life felt like.
♦ she wanted to be a poet, but deep down she was a poem
♦ all we need is love
♦ we are just kids in love
♦ I don’t care how complicated this gets, I still want you
♦ we blame society, but we are society
♦ you ruined my favorite song
♦ you can find love in the same place you lost it
♦ destroy what destroys you
♦ I feel bad for people who never go crazy
♦ black is not sad, black is poetic
♦ it hurts because it mattered
♦cool kids never sleep
♦ i’m a teenager, my music will tell you a lot more about me than my mouth ever could
♦ i broke my rules for you
♦ i’m all yours, i’ve got no control
♦ I just want my past to be a blur.
♦ collect moments, not things
♦ sometimes we need fantasy to survive reality
♦ cause all that you are is all that i’ll ever need
♦ your voice was the calm after the storm
♦ there are so many types of art but you are my favorite
♦ I just wanna be yours
♦ you never know the last time you’ll see a place. or a person.
♦ we all go a little mad sometimes
♦ love is a dangerous game
♦ don’t break my heart, you live there
♦ lost in a world that doesn’t exist
♦ first, learn how to make yourself happy

[LYRICS] THAT’S RIGHT

Wake up baby
The morning greets us
Today is beautiful Baby
It feels kinda good
You look for your phone when you cutely can’t even open your eyes
You punch in your friend’s number
While your face is puffy like a baby

Hey friend, whatcha doing, let’s go far away today
I don’t have SNS so to photos No thanks
Let’s get everyone to squeeze in to a little car
Turn on the music at max volume to hip hop
Even if you don’t have a cent in your wallet
It’s okay cause I’ve made some money
If you make a lot of money sometime soon
Won’t you take me to a
Ralph Lauren store Baby

That’s right tonight
That’s right tonight
We can go, we’ll be happy wherever
You’re more special than anyone else Baby

Oh right baby
It’s fine to drink
Without a single person out
The atmosphere Keep going
I like everything here right now
All really really really
Just free and happy
I love this world

I’m gonna get my nose twisted tonight*
Where’s Geonil hyung going acting all drunk over there*
Keep pouring it up with one shots Baby
If you get tired then you just need to lay down here
I’m dizzy but not drunk
Today is gonna float far away and not return
So I’m gonna keep drinking
I’m thankful, Thank you god amen

That’s right tonight
That’s right tonight
We can go, we’ll be happy wherever
You’re more special than anyone else Baby

Every single day for 365 days
I wish it was like today Baby
I think the best thing that I’ve done in my life
Is meeting you Yeah

That’s right tonight
That’s right tonight
We can go, we’ll be happy wherever
You’re more special than anyone else Baby

*T/N: “nose twisted” refers to getting drunk
*T/N: Geonil is a friend of P.O’s

Translated by youngha @ blockbintl

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Drunk Headcanons (Trios + Namine & Vanitas)

Sora: The Insatiably Hungry Drunk

All Sora wants to know is where the food is at. It isn’t a party until there are serious nom-noms involved. Pizza, burritos, ice cream, sushi– he needs all of it, now. And yours, too. Please? :)

Kairi: The Holds-Her-Liquor-Surprisingly-Well Drunk

Kairi, despite her small-ish stature, remains relatively composed under the influence. She can do shot after shot without even the slightest hint of a grimace, and will most likely drink you under the table while she’s at it.

Riku: The “I’m Not Drunk (But No, Actually, I’m Wasted)” Drunk

Riku is still totally sober– or so he wants you to believe. “I’m fine,” he insists, trying to act all normal-like. But then he goes to stand up, or perform some other ordinarily simple task, and it becomes apparent that he is far, far from it.

Roxas: The Wandering, Stumbling Mess Drunk

Roxas just wants to explore. Everything. He’s there one minute, gone the next! Although he may be stealthy at first and difficult to track down, he can usually be found once he’s lost control of his basic motor skills, either passed out or rolling around on the floor somewhere.

Xion: The Feist-Meister Drunk

Xion gets super spunky when she drinks. And super scrappy. That weird side-eye you just gave to one of her friends…? Come at her, bro. She dares you.

Axel/Lea: The Straight Chillin Drunk

Axel is straight chillin. And drinking. And chillin… And drinking. You better turn that frown upside down, ‘cause it’s all good, man. It’s allllllllll good. As for the implications of that statement? Well, he’ll leave those up to your imaginations. ;)

Ven: The Dancing Machine Drunk

Ven is a better dancer than most, and he knows it. When drunk, his moves become even more gravity-defying and mesmerizing to watch, and he likes to incorporate said moves into whatever it is he’s doing… Until he has too much to drink, in which case he turns into a Stumbling Mess (see Roxas, above).

Aqua: The (Uncharacteristically) Uninhibited Drunk

Aqua, who’s normally very rule-oriented and self-controlled, unleashes the beast, so to speak. She has a wild side, too, dammit! An incredibly-embarrassing-after-the-fact kind of wild side that, without fail, leaves her feeling absolutely, positively mortified the next day.

Terra: The Touch-y, Feel-y, Affectionate Drunk

Terra is bear-hugging, face-squeezing, hair-ruffling, tackle-lifting, and all up in your personal space bubble. All he wants is for you to SMILE!, feel the love, and know what a precious cinnamon roll you truly are. So go ahead. Bring it on in. You know you want to!

Namine: The Can’t-Stop-Giggling Drunk

Namine can’t. Stop. Laughing! It’s pretty much impossible for her to form a complete sentence– or listen to anyone else form a complete sentence, for that matter– without busting out into a fit of hysterics. She doesn’t know why it’s all so funny. It just– *gigglesnort*– is!

Vanitas: The Emotional(ly Volatile) Drunk

Vanitas is on a roller coaster. Of emotion. So many feels, so little time. You can’t fully understand what the term “intense” means until you’ve watched him go from the highest high to the lowest low, all in a span of four minutes (or less). And if you bring up the fact that you saw him genuinely smile last night, he’ll kill you. In the most brutal, painful, horrific way possible.

none of the wonderful gifs here were made by me, unfortunately, and i’m not sure who to credit for them. the drunk categories and descriptions are my own. 

Wait Until We’re Home

Warning: Smut

“Joe!” Jack calls out excitedly, wrapping his arms around the smaller man when he’s close enough, nuzzling his face into Joe’s neck. “I missed you.”

“Jack,” Joe laughs, but he doesn’t push away, instead his fingers twist around the cotton t-shirt Jack is wearing, neither pulling him closer or moving him away. “You need to be careful, love.” He says into Jack’s ear, but the younger man is drunk and places loose kisses along Joe’s skin.

“I think it’s time to go.” Conor calls over the music, appear behind Jack. Joe can feel his face turn warm, and a small part of his brain says that he should push Jack away, act as if nothing is happening, but the alcohol has taken it’s toll, and Jack’s hand is moving lower.

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send requests!

i miss writing so i made a new prompt list (with some old favorites included) feel free to send some in or a request of your own! 

My Writing

Pairings I Write For: Drarry, Scorbus, Wolfstar, Deamus, Flintwood, Jeddy, Linny (you can send in others too like if it’s something ive never considered and decide im feelin it then i’ll write it but no guarantee)

Prompt List:

1. “You’re drunk, love.”
2. “Did you really think I would believe that?”
3. “Just let me help you!”
4. “How many times do we need to have this conversation?”
5. “Don’t lie to me.”
6. “You need to calm down.”
7. “Hey, you’re okay. Everything is okay.”
8. “It doesn’t have to be like this.”
9. “I made you some tea.”
10. “I’m not going to let anything hurt you.”
11. “Why are you acting like this?”
12. “Stop shutting me out!”
13. “Good morning, sunshine.”
14. “Someone’s in a bad mood today.”
15. “I always ruin everything!”
16. “C’mon, let me see that smile, love.”
17. “It hurts!”
18. “I’ve never been happier.”
19. “How could you do this to me?!”
20. “You know I’d do anything for you.”
21. “It doesn’t matter anymore.”
22. “You only care about yourself!”
23. “Make a wish.”
24. “It’s not too late, you know.”
25. “You have to stop being so careless!”
26. “Wow. You look…wow.”
27. “I’m sick of fighting with you.”
28. “How did this happen?”
29. “It’s like you don’t even care.”
30. “I’m trying to sleep!”

Some old favorites:
31. “Lose the attitude, sweetheart.”
32. “Look at me, love.”
33. “Shh. Don’t cry.”
34. “Let me see.”
35. “Please don’t be mad at me.”
36. “You can say you hate me all you want. We both know it’s not true.”
37. “Don’t you dare walk away from me!”
38. “C’mon, love. You need to get up.”
39. “That smart mouth of yours is not helping you right now.”
40. “How much have you had to drink?”

Contraband (Jimin x Reader, Gang!AU) - Chapter 10

Title: Contraband

Member(s): All, Jimin Focus.

Genre: Gang!AU

Word Count: 6002

Chapters: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11




“Taehyung, did you hear me? Don’t just fucking look away and act like you don’t know shit”

His gaze was fixated on the ground, breath becoming uneven as it occurred to him it hadn’t been the best idea to get himself drunk around you, not when you’d been acting so suspicious the past few days. His sudden timid demeanour as soon as you’d mentioned Jae’s name was enough of an answer for you, but you refused to settle for that, you needed to hear it. You had to hear him confess to what had happened or you’d never fully believe it was true. Tears were forming in your eyes and you felt like your voice would crack with every word you spoke, but you were so desperate at this point that you weren’t going to let your emotions stop you. You were sick of being treated like a weak link, living under the authority of an organisation you basically knew nothing about, tired of acting like nothing was fucking wrong even though you could barely bring yourself to call Yoongi your brother anymore. You had to fight for answers.

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anonymous asked:

How does the gang act when they're drunk

Steve— can be super stupid and funny but can also be supppper fucking mean (his bitterness is intensified but not for pleasure!! yikes)
Curly— is an extreme dickhead
Two-Bit— that lil bitch has a high tolerance,, but when he’s OBLITERATED he’s falling, FINDS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY, and needs you and have other people to pick him up
Dally— wants to fuck you and fuck the guys over there *up*
Tim— he’s always a little drunk, man, he’s just gonna slur and his emotions will be more intense
Darry— that macho drunk that thinks everyone wants to square up or is looking at his “woman"
Pony— he’s super talkative then tired
Johnny— he’s so tired he’s just gonna,, fall,, asleep
Randy— Acts high,, he’s just stumbling w glazed eyes and a lopsided smile
Bob— pretty belligerent, just not as bad as we saw in the movie. He was angry already and completely smashed and when you put those two together…

BTS REACTION to you acting drunk but is actually very tired.

Oh my! So much stuff to do today! And Lotto just came out… Urgh 

x~x~x~x

Rap Monster:

“Are you drunk? But I thought you didn’t…”

“No silly! I’m just tired… “ *yawns*

“Oh right.. I knew that”

Jin:

You tripped on your feet while walking to your room at night. Seokjin quickly went help you thinking you were drunk.

“Y/N! I told you t not drink too much! You can hurt yourself!”

“I’m just… *yawns* sleepy..”

Suga:

*falls asleep with you on the floor as well*

J-Hope:

“But how can you not be drunk if you’re acting like one? I’m confused… you make no sense”

Jimin:

“I know you’re drunk baby don’t need to hide it! I love you the same~”

“But..”

“Love youu”

“Aish ok…”

V:

“Oh hey ja… Wait you’re drunk? Why are you walking like that?”
“I’m just tired oppa..”

Jungkook:

“I know we’re both allowed to drink right now but you didn’t need to drink that much baby..”

“But I didn’t!”
“Yeah right”

x~x~x

Gif Credits To Their Original Owners!

~ADM Pandacchi

Renaming Hamilton Songs (act 1)
  • Alexander Hamilton: guess who, motherf*ckers
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: yes,I googled what rhymes with Burr
  • My Shot: Me and Revolution
  • The Story of Tonight: Les Amis de l'ABC but American
  • The Schuyler Sisters: 18th Century Girl band
  • Farmer Refuted: Dude, shut up - the musical
  • You'll Be Back: Creepy Ex is creepy
  • Right Hand Man: I need help but not Burr
  • A Winter's Ball: fuckbois the musical
  • Helpless: Awww, they're adorable
  • Satisfied: I fucked up big time
  • The Story of Tonight(reprise): Les Amis de l'ABC but American and Drunk
  • Wait For It: Procrastination gets deep
  • Stay Alive: Why the fuck would you promote Lee???
  • Ten Duel Commandments: This is super intense + foreshadowing
  • Meet Me Inside: Hamilton gets grounded
  • That Would Be Enough: pay more attention to your wife, jerk
  • Guns and Ships: Lafayette gets Hamilton ungrounded
  • History Has Its Eyes On You: Don't fuck up, you'll be judged
  • Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down): Immigrants get shit done
  • What Comes Next: Creepy Ex is bitter
  • Dear Theodosia: It's actually about Lin Manuel Miranda's dog
  • Non-Stop: Hamilton stop writing wtf
YA Novels in a Nutshell*

Harry Potter: scar kid fights red eyed guy, bad things, lots of curses, happy ending and a lot of ships

The Secret History: murderous gay kids who like to kiss greek and roman statues are taught latin by a madman

All For The Game: gay kids play invented sport and act all tough and mighty when you know they just need hugs

The Grisha trilogy: ships?? blood??? stuff like demons????

AADDTSOTU (you know what I mean): yet another gay couple acting philosophical and learning how to be drunk and how to swim. a dog is involved

Song of Achilles: gay version of achilles story. lots of sex

TFIOS: girl dying of cancer meets boy dying of cancer fall in love go to amsterdam have sex and die

The Hunger Games Trilogy: 24 kids gotta kill themselves because big guy said so, girl says fuck you to big guy, lots of deaths, the end

Divergent Trilogy: discount hunger games

Paper Town: guy tries to find his lost childhood best friend which he is in love with and then goes on a road trip????????????????

Lord of the Flies: where the Hunger Games idea came from, the book you will read in class 

The Raven Cycle: GAY SHIPS EVERYWHERE AND BLUE FUCKS UP STUFF

Twilight:


*i havent read all of the books and im basing myself off tumblr