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Chris Hemsworth Imagine
Chris Hemsworth x plus size reader 


Imagine a beach day with your hubby, Chris.  He spends most of it in the water surfing while you are content to watch him from your admittedly ‘extra’ set up on the private beach.

You spend your time sampling tropical goodies, taking lots of pictures and looking fabulous.

However, eventually you feel the need to capture your husbands attention so you just 'wander’ out into the shallow water and look fabulous until he sees you.
….it doesn’t take long and the Aussie is back on the sand…ready to take full advantage of the fact that there’s no one there but the two of you.  


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did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????

TLJ: Expectations vs Reality
  • What we thought we would see: Kylo wanting revenge on Rey after she slashed his face, them fighting each other on the edge of the cliff, them being angry and wary of each other, while still sharing a lot of chemistry and tension. Rey gaining a better understanding of him by the end of the movie and making a step towards possible alliance.
  • What we actually got: A huge reylo fic of sad puppy Ben Solo looking at Rey like she is his life, his only ray of light while speaking with her in the softest and gentlest voice possible 90% of time. Force-bond intimacy and talk, sexual tension off charts and Rey wanting to help him (AND WANTING HIM IN PROCESS). BE WITH ME AND BE MY EMPRESS KIND OF PROPOSAL. SHIRTLESS BEN SOLO WHILE REY CHOKES ON HER OWN WORDS.
  • Me: So Rian, can you show all of us your AO3 profile now?
;the touch of silk (m)

pairing: min yoongi x reader, sugar daddy! yoongi, vampire! yoongi
genre/warnings: smut, romance, blood mentions, but nothing too crazy, dirty talk, dom! Yoongi
words: 14,221

:: summary— in a world where vampires coexist with the living, there are many humans looking for a cheap thrill…you’re ashamed to admit you’re curious too, putting to good use a dating app you find…but Min Yoongi is nothing like you imagined a vampire to be…

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NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST for NOVEMBER 2017! Made it in just under the wire!! Sorry guys, I’m just too picky!! Please enjoy the song selections I found for this past month! The general theme of the songs vary between hopeful, pensive, and political lol. 🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/1280085543/playlist/4V2GJN9EDKVbo1Hu8PC2Gz?si=vPtINCH0S3SCLUelEyOQTA

Link doesn’t work for you? Just search my name on the Spotify app, and look for me under the Profiles section! This playlist and all past playlists should be available there!

anonymous asked:

disney klance au?

this is a disney-esque headcanon i came up with a couple months ago

  • keith is snow white and lance is prince charming
  • lance sees keith fast asleep in his coffin and says to his horse ‘maybe i should just leave him here’ 
    • keith waking up: ‘ASSHOLE’ lance: ‘so you weren’t asleep?!?’ 
  • keith has a magic mirror but it’s a compact pocket one and the voice and face are hunk’s
    • keith: ‘mirror mirror- actually you know what, shut up, i can do it myself’
    • lance: ‘mirror mirror in my pocket….tell me are these shades gucci?’ 
  • keith is on a quest to deliver the mirror to allura, the princess of altea, and lance gets roped along because he wants to be knighted
  • pidge is a small bird with glasses that sleeps on lance’s shoulder
  • keith falls asleep a lot. they’re in the medieval equivalent of home depot and he’s out like a light while lance shrieks 
  • lance: ‘sure i’ve got girls everywhere…neverland…wonderland…uhh, paradise…land..’ keith, very jealous: ‘don’t lie’ 
  • they’re at an inn and end up having to share one bed
    • lance: ‘i’m the hero, i take the floor’ keith: ‘pfft, hero of what? poor life choices!?’ 
    • lance bursting into tears: ‘you’re right, i never graduated from hero school’ keith patting his shoulder awkwardly, in a monotone: ‘there there’
    • mirror hunk: ‘just sleep in the sink’ keith: ‘you’re a genius hunk!’ hunk: ‘thanks i’m here all week. all month. forever. i’m a mirror (:’ 
  • keith: ‘ok i’m putting a pillow in between us’ lance: ‘ok’
    • keith: ‘another pillow’ lance: ‘????’ keith: ‘the 7th pillow’ lance: ‘STOP’ 
  • lance is waiting for keith to get out of the bathroom so he can turn the lights off to sleep, and he keeps grumbling. keith comes out in a flowy white shirt with his hair in little braids and lance sits up so fast his head smacks the headboard
    • lance: ‘why the braids?’ keith: ‘when i take them out in the morning it’ll make my hair wavy’ lance, mouth drying at the thought of it: ‘oh good lord’
  • when lance falls asleep, keith looks at his side-profile, his lips and curled lashes and the tip of his nose, with the sappiest grin
  • when lance wakes up, keith is nestled into his shoulder with a soft content smile
    • lance: ‘you still have the…little braids’ keith untying them and shaking his hair out, soft wavy locks curling against his cheeks: ‘how does it look?’
    • lance inhaling deeply: ‘hello medieval 911 my heart has stopped and i-’
  • they go to the medieval equivalent of mcdonald’s but it’s called like, cabbagedonalds or something
    • pidge eats 3 cheeseburgers at once and then cheeps sadly when she can’t fly afterwards
  • lance: ‘mirror mirror…what does keith like? flowers? chocolates? i’ve never met a boy like him, he makes my tummy flip and i-’ hunk: ‘i mean- you keep waking me up from my nap, man. you keep waking me and asking me these questions. i don’t know. i don’t know. ask him yourself’ 
  • when lance teases keith, keith lets out a frustrated scream and throws his tiara at him, but it just smacks a random NPC in the face

The FNAF Theory

SO, yesterday, my boy Markiplier posted this photo, with the caption “5.”

He changed his Insta profile photo to black, and became inactive, where as he had been posting at least every five minutes for the last month. Then today, he posted this photo, with the caption “4.”

We all thought that was it for today but it wasn’t. He had turned his Tumblr profile photo black, and posted this cryptic ass picture.

As you can tell, it seems to be security camera footage. Here’s the image brightened up.

Now, I’m able to point out some things. Look in the top right corner. It’s very faint, but it’s there. It says Kill right next to Security. That’s not it though. There seems to be a figure.

I personally believe that it is just an object, but it also kind of seems like it could be Mark, or Dark. If it is Mark, he’s a bit slumped over. I think he could be unconscious. Now, another thing.

The Kings crown seems so be in the bottom left corner. Here’s a photo of the two.

They’re really similar, as you can see. But that’s enough pointing things out. Here goes the theory.

I think it’s gunna be 5 nights at Marks. I mean, he’s counting down from five, which only reaches the tenth. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, then nights 6 and 7, which are the nights before the 13th, which is the night it’ll be released.

This’ll be Mark, against corrupted versions of the egos, until 6am.

The security cameras are the Googles, of course. Little buddy is also a reference to what Bing calls his smaller half in Google Gets an Upgrade.

Also, it’s a bit of a stretch, but someone in the Theory Bunker brought this up. Darks aura is red and blue. Red + Blue = purple.

And there you have it. The current FNAF theory.

@chase-brody-protection-squad @magic-marvin-protection-patrol @darkiplierimagines @fear-is-nameless

first date sentences .

between friends .

  • “ oh my god. i can’t breathe. this is it. i’m dying. ”
  • “ but, would it be weird if i suddenly got a case of the flu? ”
  • “ do i look fat in this? of course i do. don’t even answer. “
  • “ what if he/she/they won’t like me? ”
  • “ god everything looks weird on me now. ”
  • “ not sure if i want to throw up, faint or both. ”
  • “ we’re meeting in an hour and i have no idea what to wear. ”
  • “ you know them ?! why are telling me just now !? ”
  • “ okay but legit question ; how do you know that they won’t kidnap you? ”
  • “ do i kiss them goodbye ? or do i hug them ? what is natural !? ”
  • “ i can’t do this ! i’m going to fuck up. ”
  • “ promise me you’ll call me if i ask you to. ”
  • “ but if they don’t look like their profile picture ? ”
  • “ if i don’t want to meet them maybe i can pretend to be someone else. ”
  • “ i know, i know. no sex on the first date. ”
  • “ NO YOU CAN’T COME WITH. ”
  • “ rest in fucking pieces. this will be the death of my love life. ”

the first meeting .

  • “ woah — you look… great! ”
  • “ so you’re my date for the evening? you look better in real life. ”
  • “ where do you want to eat? ”
  • “ do we… shake hands or — hug, or… ? ”
  • “ i rarely do this, haha! ”
  • “ i was nervous you wouldn’t make it! ”
  • “ i just have to say that i’m really nervous, sorry! ”
  • “ sorry that i’m late ! ”
  • “ oh… your profile didn’t mention — that. ”
  • “ let me get your coa— you’re not wearing a coat, haha, oops — ”
  • “ no, please — allow me! ”
  • “ i just can’t take my eyes off you, sorry ~ you’re just really stunning. ”

dinner for two .

  • “ what do you do, and how long have you been doing it? ”
  • ” where are you originally from? ”
  • “ where did you go to school? ”
  • ” what was your major? ”
  • “ where exactly do you live in [insert your city or town here]? ”
  • ” so you have any nicknames? ”
  • “ if you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d buy? ”
  • ” do you have any siblings? ”
  • “ if you could be any person for a day, who would it be? ”
  • “ there’s this bar downtown… we could check it out? ”
  • “ what are we doing after this ? ”

LISTEN UP PEOPLE

I DON’T WANT TO GET ALL TOUGH ON YOU BUT A GIRL’S GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRL’S GOTTA DO

I DON’T WANT TO SEE NONE OF THIS “I’M STARTING TO GIVE UP ON TAYLOR EVER NOTICING ME” OR “I’M STARTING TO ACCEPT I’LL NEVER MEET HER”

NOPE

I’M HAVING NONE OF IT

I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE TAYLOR STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU. YEP, RIGHT THERE. NOW IMAGINE HER TELLING YOU SHE LOVES OF. YEP, “I LOVE YOU BUDDY”, IMAGINE IT. NOW THINK ABOUT HUGGING HER. YOU HEARD ME! THINK ABOUT HER LEANING IN, WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND YOU AND SQUEEZING YOU SO TIGHT. 

FEEL THAT? THAT FEELING OF WARMTH AND JOY AND HAPPINESS? YEP, TAYLOR WANTS THAT AS MUCH AS YOU DO. SHE WANTS TO BE ABLE TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HER. SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU. SHE WANTS TO SHOW YOU LOVE. AND SHE IS DOING THE BEST SHE CAN TO SHOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US THAT.

SO LET’S IMAGINE EVERYTHING I JUST WENT THROUGH AGAIN, OKAY? THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE. DO NOT THINK IT TAYLOR WILL NEVER WRAP HER ARMS AROUND YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THE MOST LOVED PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. IT WILL HAPPEN. REPEAT AFTER ME; I WILL HAVE MY MOMENT WITH TAYLOR. 

I CAN’T TELL YOU WHEN OR WHERE OR HOW OR WHAT WILL HAPPEN BUT I PROMISE YOU YOUR TIME WILL COME. YOU’LL GET TO MAKE AN AWKWARD FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF IN FRONT OF YOUR IDOL JUST AS SO MANY OF US ALREADY HAVE. YOU’LL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO LOOK BACK AT THE TIME YOU MET TAYLOR SWIFT AND REGRET EVERYTHING YOU SAID BECAUSE YOU WERE AN IDIOT AND COULDN’T GATHER YOUR WORDS. YOU WILL HAVE A PHOTO WITH YOUR FAVOURITE HUMAN EVER AND MAKE IT EVERY SINGLE PROFILE PHOTO ON EVERY SINGLE ACCOUNT EVER. 

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS. TAYLOR SEES YOU. SHE LOVES YOU. AND IF IT HASN’T HAPPENED FOR YOU YET, YOUR TIME IS STILL TO COME. 

xoxo lauren. aka the ass taylor swift owns 

love u all.

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Jon Bernthal Appreciation Week 
Day three: favorite photoshoot
∟ Tribeca Portrait Studio 2017

“Together.”

“You don’t find love, it finds you. It’s got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, and what’s written in the stars.” - Anaïs Nin

“I feel like I am in a different universe when I am with you. Everything feels new.”

JuminMC Week Day 2: Realization

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Yoonmin Tinder AU

(1/🌼)

When Taehyung and Jungkook sign Jimin up for Tinder as a joke, they never thought they’d find the Agust D’s account. Jimin is not as impressed. He’s been through enough heartbreaks in the past to know it’s too good to be true. There’s no way his idol likes him, especially with that profile picture. Will Jimin’s messy relationship history get in the way of his happiness?

But why does it matter? He’s not actually talking to Min Yoongi.


Hi!! So I really wanted to try making a social media AU so here it is! Please let me know if you want to see more. I have the first few chapters mostly done and more planned after, but if you want me to continue I will! The second chapter should be up shortly so please look forward to that.

anonymous asked:

Talk to me about Misha's profile cuz you good at profiling it plisplisplis (i see your tags mmhmm) <3

holy SHIT i could talk about that profile for days, man. I have a little bit of an obsession with it. I even put a line about it in here because it’s just… so striking? You can’t NOT appreciate that shit.

There’s so much going on here (ignore the booger). 

My personal favorite aspect about Misha’s profile has always been his nose - look at that god damn angle. It’s pretty much flawless. Straight and it comes to a delicate little point, the rhomboid nostril, the thin ala off to the side. It’s just a BEAUTIFUL nose, it really is. Even when there’s snot in it.

Sidenote: look at his pretty indented chin ^

Moving our way up: cheekbones and eyebags. Misha has gorgeous bone structure that’s really obvious from the profile. The above picture shows off his cheekbone really well - look at that point!!! THE RAISED PLANE. I’m obsessed??? And in both of these pictures you can see the heaviness under his eyes, that little crease line perpetually in shadow, I fucking love that. Severely underrated aspect to his anatomy.

JAW MOUTH SCRUFF EAR NECK HAIR UHHHHHHHHH

Those lips, fam. Soft and big and pink compared to the dark stubbled around ‘em. Ugh, I am weak.

From this side you can also see Misha’s old ear piercing, which I am extremely fond of. In addition to the ear piercing, he also has a tiny freckle in his inner ear:

Ugh, wait, I’m getting distracted, shit, look at those eyes. They really are that blue, you know. Also, eyelashes? Thick and beautiful and dark? And of course the nose and cheeks are really good here.

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, right. Jaw line.

Hnnnnng cut me with it.

he’s so hot he’s so hot he’s so hot he’s so hot he’s so hot he’s so hot

You know what, why am I talking so much? You’re all smart people, you’ll get it. See for yourselves:

And look! gifs!

thank you for your time

abby-6-stuff  asked:

Since you love cardcaptor sakura, do you see any similarities between Sakura and Syaoran, and Marinette and Adrien?

yes

YES

A LOT

I have actually made a draw paralelling the umbrella scene with them (oh god that old art xD) 

like cmon, Nadeshiko, Sakura’s mom has 17 when she met Fujitaka, Sakura’s dad, and wow how coincidentally that Adrien has a mother, who was also a model! which photo  he has at age of 17!!!

she is teaching her son to play the pieano LIKE WTF ABOUT PARALLELISM ASLKDJAKSLJ

But like, Fujitaka is actually what Gabriel SHOULD BE AS A FATHER ARE YOU LISTENING GABRIEL.

And like, Plagg is basically the fusion of Kero and Suppi???!!!

Tomoyo is like Alya, cause she is the best friend of the protagonist and most of the time voice of reason and who also finds the time to film everything no matter how risky cause she must to

Originally posted by shenni-shun

(and who also has a crush on her friend. Fite me, Alya has an obvious crush on Mari. Pre and post Animan)

Sonomi and Nathalie? I mean we still dont know what Nathalie felt/feels for Mama Agreste but she will do anything for Adrien, same what Sonomi does for Sakura. Even if that means accepting the father in this (altho Fujitaka is a good man and Sonomi was just jealous. Nathalie, on the other side, has to deal with Gabriel bs, but she will do it for Adrien)

And this is just speaking of the characters cause if i start talking about the cards and the akumas…

mirror

illusion

(cant find the picture of ladybug screaming for adrien, but you get me)

time

actually more than one card can apply here, time and return, but it involves time travel like timebraker

obviously Miraculous is more superhero like, so there other stuff that would not fit. But there are obvious parallels between the shows (not only for the obvious tropes).