if you like this ending more than the actual one

Infection AU -Bad ending-

previous one: http://thebirdfromthemoon-art.tumblr.com/post/158073555662/thebirdfromthemoon-art-what-would-happen-i

Soooo i decided to make an AU out of this -kinda- but i couldn’t decide in which way i wanted it to go so f**** it let’s just make two different ending for this AU

And of course i’m starting by the “bad” one

Basically after Ladybug was hit by Chat Noir’ cataclysm she didn’t feel anything at first, since she have the ladybug miraculous she is more resistant to it BUT instead of killing her instantly like it would happen with a normal citizen the cataclysm “infection” gros slowly on her body affecting both her physical and mental state. In my idea she become “corrupted” like an akuma can corrupt someone into turning evil but a bit more intense.

I’ll probably draw the corrupted version of Ladybug, but it will more likely look like the design i’ve made in the past for akumatized ladybug.

REQUEST: Everyone forgets Bucky’s birthday and he (internally) is really bummed about it. But actually the reader has thrown him a surprise party (with the help of Tony Stark’s wallet) and everyone attends and it ends with an unhealthy load of fluff.

this is super late and not as great as my original one. I hope you guys still like it!

“Okay, everyone knows the plan! I need everyone back here for seven for the surprise party.” You smiled at your group of friends that were all gathered in front of you. Natasha, Tony, Thor, Wanda, Sam, Clint, Bruce and Steve were all more than happy to help you with your boyfriend’s birthday party.

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just a few thoughts on dick grayson

why do people constantly downplay him lmao. dick grayson is such a badass and i hardly see anyone give him credit for it. do you know how many times i’ve seen things like “oh this person trained with deathstroke and/or batman, they’re unstoppable/close to it!” like bitch first of all dick grayson can take slade wilson on any day of the damn week. and more than that? slade respects him which is actually impressive since the guy is impossible to please? second of all, dick literally knows bruce better than anyone???? you honestly don’t think that both physically, and emotionally, dick couldn’t end batman? the whole point is that he DOESN’T and it’s never HINTED at because above everything that dick has seen and experienced, it’s not in his person to do that and how does no one find that absolutely amazing? i mean what is it? is his backstory not tragic enough? does his optimistic personality rule out his knowledge and skill? dick is not some pretty ornament in the bat family he is a badass and i will take this to my GRAVE.
OT3 goodness
  • We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
  • Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
  • We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
  • Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
  • Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
  • Your parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood bedroom
  • I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS HOUSEHOLD GODDAMN
  • You and I were innocently making out but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly and taking off their shirt
  • You two are such trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
What's My Name? - KJ Apa SMUT

Originally posted by daddybetty

A/N: I wrote this because my Kiwi Kutie deserves more attention and more people need to write about him!!! Also he’s the loml & this is my fantasy lmao 😂 Anyways enjoy xx 

 Warnings: SMUT unprotected sex (wrap it up dudes),oral {male receiving} & swearing 


 It was aways fun visiting KJ on set for more reasons than one. Cole’s my best bud and we have too many laughs together we cant be in the same room for more than 5mins. KJ’s scene had ended so the director called for a short break. KJ approached me smiling like a little kid “Hey Baby” he sweetly pressed a kiss to my temple “Hey” I smiled “I missed you” he pouted “Babe we saw each other like 3hrs ago at home” I reminded him “yeah but still” he leaned forward and placed his lips onto mine hungrily,I got the idea that ‘i miss you’ was actually not the same one I was thinking of. 

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Writing 101: The Ultimate World Building Answer Sheet

I know a lot of you are budding writers, and I know a lot of people put world-building up there as one of the toughest things to do.

Below the cut is an EXHAUSTIVE list of questions that, as a writer, you should be able to answer. By the end of the book, unless information is privileged for plot reasons, your readers should be able to answer a lot of this too (some stuff is more plot-specific). A big part of world-building is just making sure you are aware before you begin writing it, and you can drop hints in here and there as throwaways and descriptions.

This is not character building, so much as world-building and information you can use to build auxiliary characters that aren’t necessarily mains in your story. This list is based on sci-fi/fantasy for the most part, in non-earth worlds.

I’ve tried to arrange the list into some kind of order, but if you just sit down and write out an answer to each question, i promise you’ll find it helps you later on. You don’t need to specifically answer each question within your story, but just sitting down and writing it all out, even if you already KNOW your setting, might really help solidify your vision down the line.

Apologies to those on mobile who are subjected to the full list :)

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The One Down The Hallway

Member: Sehun

Summary: it’s hard living with a roommate. // fluff 

Oh Sehun was sent from the pits of pretty boy hell to complicate your life more than need be, but with the lease in mind, the suffering wasn’t about to end anytime soon. 

It’s not like you didn’t like your new roommate…actually it was. He somehow knew how to push all your buttons, every single one of them with precision. His name was Sehun and when you’d gotten that email from ohse@gmail.com  it never crossed your mind that by opening that email would be the start of your everyone pandora’s box.

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A popular right-wing complaint about immigration is that the left doesn’t want immigrants to integrate. I don’t think this is true. Both the left and the right want new arrivals to their culture to share their values, they just aren’t on the same page about which values. 

I’m not actually sure where the misunderstanding comes from. You see a lot of conservatives making claims like ‘liberals think that beating your spouse should respected if it’s part of your (minority) culture’ and I’ve yet to run across a single liberal saying such a thing. Maybe they mean something more like ‘liberals think that diversity is great and more important than actual correctness, so when they embrace diverse viewpoints they end up embracing abhorrent ones’. Only elsewhere conservatives (reasonably) make the complaint that the left is not remotely concerned with viewpoint diversity, just with the ‘different sets of oppressions’ kind, and accordingly is hostile to underrepresented perspectives like the evangelical one or the Appalachian ex-coal-miner one. Do they think that the left is more tolerant of ‘sometimes beating your spouse is okay’? or ‘being gay is okay unless you’re Muslim’?

I think that’s part of it; the left is definitely less viscerally mad about Muslim oppression of LGBT people, mostly because how mad we are is related to our own experiences and most of us have dealt with intolerant Christians in positions of structural power and not with intolerant Muslims in same, and the right is right here passing laws right now while ISIS is very far away and everyone agrees they’re terrible so they’re hard to get too worked up about. 

But maybe most of the difference is in where the attribution lies for the bad beliefs. The left will tend to say that the beating spouses is patriarchy and the oppression of LGBT people is homophobia and transphobia, and the conservative will say they are both Islam. Then the liberal interprets the conservative as trying to dodge responsibility for the much more rampant sexism and homophobia and transphobia of the Christian right, and the conservative interprets the liberal insistence that it’s nothing to do with the actual religion which the people in question would cite as the  basis for their beliefs as proof they don’t actually care about fixing those things, or why would they ignore the obvious cause staring them in the face?

And the difference lies in which things they want erased by integration: conservatives want immigrants to have conservative values, like learning English and being a reliable voting bloc against abortion and not relying on handouts and not wearing hijabs and eating American food, and liberals want immigrants to have liberal values like diversity of foods and clothing styles and languages and supporting Palestine and hating the right.

But there’s still a problem. As far as I can tell, Hispanic immigrants are that ideal conservative immigrant: Christian, socially conservative, no hijabs, integrating fast, and so forth. And conservatives can’t stand them either. I’m not sure if that means that integration is a red herring and not actually what anyone cares about, or if it’s another weird artifact of the way the American immigration debate borrows talking points from the European one despite totally incomparable situations or what. But I think firm commitment to immediate total integration would do very little about conservative opposition to immigration.

A Lovely Situation ( Chapter 2 )

Lin x Reader

 Summary: So this is the beginning of a little Lin x Reader that no one requested. (Y/N) is seriously crushing on Daveed, and when she finally tells him, he rejects her. Lin ends up comforting (Y/N) and getting a bit closer to her. Daveed ends up fighting for her and she gets confused with her feelings and wonders if she had liked Lin all along…. 

 Warnings: a few curse words and angst near the end.

 Word count: 1,159 ( a bit shorter than the last chapter sorry! ) 

 a/n: I’m actually extremely surprised that the first chapter of A Lovely Situation got more than 80 notes! I gained loads of followers and attention from it and I’m so very grateful. And one my new friend @hamiltrashtothemax really motivated me to write this chapter quicklyyyy. Thank you guys so much for reading, liking and reblogging!! I really appreciate it ;) 

 Tags: @bucket-of-kittens

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You woke up, confused of where you were, you realised you were lying on your sofa and not your own bed. Your head placed on Lin’s lap. As you opened your eyes wider, everything that happened yesterday came back to you. Oh how you wished you were still sleeping. Away from real life. Away from all of your problems.

“Morning (Y/N),” Lin said in his funny half awake voice.

You quickly jumped up. Surprised. Finally seeing that you had slept on Lin’s lap. For the whole night. 

“W-What’s wrong?” There was the same tone of worry in his voice from yesterday. 

“Shit I slept on your lap for the whole night. I’m sorry! you probably feel so uncomfortable right now.” You buried your head in your hands in embarrassment.

He raised his hand and softly grabbed your arm, pulling you a little, and used his other hand to pat on his lap. Signing for you to sit back down. You reluctantly sat on his lap. You have never felt so comfortable. Ever. Your heads were close. You were staring into eachother eyes. Like lovers. 

Trying to break this intimate moment you began to speak.

“Do yo–” “Can I–” You both burst out laughing.

“Ladies first.”

“Do you want breakfast?” Your eyes lingered to your kitchen door.

“Uhm…Yeah! Sure I don’t see why not. But first I’m going to ask you a question and you need to be 110% honest with me (Y/N), ok?”

Your eyes were stuck on him whilst you slowly nodded. Wondering what he would ask you. You got off his lap and moved to the space right next to him.

“A-Are you okay? I mean. I. You seemed very fidgety yesterday, and I saw many tears coming out of your beautiful eyes in last nights show. And I just. You’re never like this! You’re always red in the face because you’re always. And I mean always. Trying to hold your laughter in. Sorry I’m rambling.” He chuckled as he held your hands.

“I’m okay. Something upset me..”

“Was it Daveed?”

Your head tilted and you furrowed your eyebrows. How could he possibly know? Of course. One of the girls told him. Ugh you were going to kill them.

“Sorry I’m probably wrong. I just thought that because you hadn’t been talking to Daveed lately. Like at all. And yesterday I saw you push past him. So I ran after you.”

You threw your arms around him. Bringing him closer to you. Tears brewing in your eyes. You loved how Lin always knew when something was wrong and would always help you. He was understanding, so thoughtful and so caring

“Thank you.” You hiccuped quietly into his shoulder.

“For what?”

“For chasing after me when I was feeling down. For being here right now.”

You separated from him, clutching onto his hands instead. You explained the “Daveed Incident” to him from beginning to end. Lin sat there. Looking deep into your eyes. Actually listening to you rambling on and on about another man.

“(Y/N). I think that that is the biggest mistake that Daveed has ever made in his life.” He tightly gripped onto your hands. “Any guys would be lucky to have you. He’s a fool. And you need to move on. Stop letting him pull you down. You hear me?”

A wide grin appeared on your face.

“I hear you.”

You gazed into each other’s eyes again. He squeezed your hands before letting go. You winced at the lack of touch.

“Let’s get brrrrrreakfaaaaast” he sang at the top of his lungs as he walked into the kitchen.

You sat there giggling before hearing him shout again in a joking manner.

“(Y/N)! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PICTURE AND WHY IS IT ON TWITTER!”

 "Oops.“

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It was Monday 6:02pm. Lin had invited you to come to the Richard Rodgers so you wouldn’t be cooped up in your apartment all day.

"Ok so it’s about an hour and a half till the show” Lin sat in front of you holding DVDs and food. “What do wanna watch?”

“I actually need to go see Pippa because I have to explain why I didn’t answer her texts yesterday after the show.”

“Oh okay. Will you come back to watch movies with me?” He said with his adorable puppy eyes.

You smiled at him and nodded before making your way out of his dressing room. You skipped past Jonathan and waved at him. A puzzled look struck his face as he didn’t know why you were here.

As you got close to Pippa’s dressing room you saw that the door was open and you started to hear voices.

“What do you want Daveed?”

You gasped. Daveed was there. Why.

“I want to know why (Y/N) has been ignoring me these past couple of days!”

 "Ignoring you? Ignoring you Daveed? You’re the one who hasn’t said ANYTHING but ‘I thought you did great’ instead of 'I’m sorry’ to me since last Friday!“ You barged into the dressing room and started to shout at him. 

 He opened his mouth in shock trying to speak. 

"I–”

“Daveed. Save what you’re about to say in your mouth. Because frankly. I don’t want to hear it.”

“No! I am not going to save what I’m about to say in my mouth I’m going to tell you about how I feel about you right now!”

He started to shout at the top of his lungs. Some of the cast members including Lin crowded outside of Pippa’s dressing room. Confused as to why they heard shouting. You felt tiny. Crushed. He had never raised his voice at you. Ever. Even when he was really really annoyed at you.

“Go on then. Say what you have to say” Your voice wobbled a bit and tears started to form in your eyes.

“I feel that you’re just. A jealous. Bitch.”

With that you walked out of the dressing room into Lin’s arms. You both began to walk quicker to his dressing rooms. Sobs escaping your mouth. You heard people shouting in the background at Daveed.

“Way to go Daveed.”

“A little harsh Daveed”

“What is wrong with you!”

But you didn’t dare look back. You arrived at Lin’s dressing room and sat on the sofa with him. Arms wrapped around his neck. His around your waist. You cried on his shoulder and suddenly. You were back to square one. Crying about Daveed.

As you started to cry louder Lin began whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

“You’re beautiful, you’re strong. Many amazing things. A bitch is not one of those things.” His hand started to stroke your hair. “Daveed is the bitch. Daveed is a fool. A stupid stupid fool.” His voice cracked.

Lin tried to pull away so he could see your face but you pulled him in tighter. Never wanting to let go. 

 "I think it’s time for me to leave Hamilton.“ You whispered back.

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MBTI Types as Valentine’s Day Gift-Givers

Author’s Note: OMGG NATIONAL CHOCOLATE AND MOVIES DAYYY YYAY!! … With my friends I mean looolol … I’m single AF  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ISFJ - After hours of pinterest, finally finishes the cutest DIY gift in the universe and makes you dinner at home even though they actually only got 3 hours of sleep last night and all ISFJs need at least 8-10 hours of sleep for normal functioning so should they really be operating a stove??? Food ends up being worthy of 3 Michelin stars
INFJ - Alternates between “wow this is actually a pretty good gift idea!” and “omg omg omg what if you don’t like it! It’s going to be the end of the worldddd no no no no noooooooooooooooo” *slowly sinking to the ground just at the thought of this*
ISFP - Receives wayyyy more affection/fan mail/love letters than normal on this day but only you get a beautiful handcrafted art thingy that was birthed while ISFP was frolicking in the woods being one with nature and petting all the woodland animals
INFP - Awwww INFPs are like little golden retrievers! Just wants to cuddle with you and make you happy with their gift! May start crying if even the slightest facial movement indicates that you’re not satisfied with their precious gift.  It might be a flower crown.  You have been warned.
INTJ - Most likely to not subscribe to a materialistic holiday like Valentine’s Day where couples lavish each other with off-putting levels of affection.  Unlikely to get you a gift unless prompted at least 1 week in advance.  Please allow 24 hours for INTJ to process your request for a Valentine’s Day gift.
ENTJ - Second most likely (wow they’re actually not 1st in something?!?! are you slipping ENTJ?) to not subscribe to the idea of Valentine’s Day.  Still takes you out to dinner and performs their role as your significant other, but manages to find a way to keep dinner and your gift under a tight budget. Bravo ENTJ ;)
ISTJ - Third most likely to not subscribe to the concept of Valentine’s Day, but since they are expected to get you a present, they will get you something useful! After many hours of contemplation, ISTJ may tell you that they love you on this day because their Tradition and Duty textbook recommended them to do so.
ISTP - Sarcastic AF Valentine’s Card Award Winner of the Year (3 years in a row).  Also gets you 10 salsa dancing lessons but you both know that you cuties will only be attending 4/10 of them because you’ll spend the other 5 weeks attending acting lessons that ISTP accidentally doublebooked
INTP - Has always known that there was something called Valentine’s Day but has never tried to participate in this satanic ritual.  In preparation for Valentine’s Day, please make sure to update the following apps on your INTP: Social Decision-Making OS, Gift-Giving Analysis Software, and Affection-Showing v3.98.
ESFJ - Gives Valentine’s to many of their friends but gives a very special gift to only you! Enjoys PDA and will give you absolutely no personal space on this day.  CAUTION: Your ESFJ will shower you with copious amounts of gifts and affection … be sure to wear a scuba suit so you don’t drown in their endless love.
ENFJ - Will make you feel like the most special person on the planet on Valentine’s Day <3 Will also get you a very cute homemade Valentine’s Day gift that will make you want to unravel more emotional wounds in their presence (which is the best gift for an ENFJ anyway)

ESFP - Gives you the gift of A PARTYYYYY! Valentine’s Day isn’t just celebrated with your special someone, but also with 20 other people who also brought their special someones too.  May end in an orgy.  May end in an rave.  Or maybe you get 27 hours of Valentine’s Day because you flew east to west and gained 3 extra hours (?!?!?)

ENFP - Buys a ton of gifts for you but struggles to decide which one to actually give to you! Decides to stagger the gifts.  One for Valentine’s Day.  One for Christmas.   One for your bday .. oh crap .. after Valentine’s Day they forgot where they stashed all the gifts and only finds them again 3 years later.  What a nice surprise! ^^
ESTJ - Perfectly replicates the Valentine’s Day that both of you had last year plus a planned networking party at 4 p.m. just for the fun of it.  ESTJ leaves with 7 new Linkedin contacts and a phone number of a recruiter.  This same time next year, ESTJ will be making $20,000 more than last year at their new job.  
ESTP - Meets up with you to go scuba diving/ziplining/rock climbing but spends at least half of the time making out with you which leads to the both of you getting kicked out .. you spend the rest of your Valentine’s day alternating between having sex, shopping, and clubbing (occasionally having sex at the club or shopping mall) ;) ;) ;)
ENTP - Doesn’t make concrete plans with you prior to Valentine’s Day. Instead, takes you on a spontaneous trip to Europe that they literally just decided to do.  Forgets to schedule a return flight because ENTP is having too much fun spending time with you in a foreign country.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Art is for arts sake. Make the means your ends.

Taurus: Hair is only the beginning.

Gemini: Add some flavor to life! Douse your friends in spicy mayo!

Cancer: Now is an excellent time to crack open a book, and apologize for breaking your friends book. Go on a trip to barnes and noble together to replace it.

Leo: The stars say to rush up on your dancing skills. Do not practice on the counter at McDonalds like you did last weekend. They actually will call the cops this time.

Virgo: Nothing makes a date more exciting than your own blood.

Libra: One can be on fire both literally and metaphorically. Either way that dance dance revolution machine doesn’t have long for this world.

Scorpio: There is a simple meditation in the routine. Contemplate the nature of laundry. 

Ophiuchus: Chapstick is not food. But what do I know? Im just a fortune teller. Live your life.

Sagittarius: Assist your memory by writing down everything. Use your arms and a sharpie if you run out of paper. You must.

Capricorn: Microwave your erasers.

Aquarius: Ouija boards are not to be used for long distance calls. They can be but the bills are crazy. 

Pisces: If you trace the right shapes in your corkboard it will make a likeness of your face.

anonymous asked:

Child AU!Subaru headcanons please? >w<

Admin Mawile: ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

-Subaru tends to avoid attention, staying out of the way or outright hiding from you until you’ve proven that you’re not a threat. Between his cruel father and unstable mother, he’s used to adults that lash out with little warning, and doesn’t trust you to not do the same. 

-The amount of self hate packed into one small child is horrifying. From apologizing for little more than existing, to shoving away affection solely because he can’t believe he deserves it, Subaru is miserable unused to even the slightest positive attention. 

-His reaction to any kind of praise is somewhere between adorable and heartbreaking. Even something as minor as a “good job” leaves him staring at you like you just promised him the world, and going out of your way to make him happy might end in him actually crying. 

-He hasn’t quite grown into his temper yet, and is more likely to cry or hide than lash out. You can see the very beginnings of his adult anger, but mostly, he’s just a shy, nervous child who flinches if you move too fast, cries almost every day, and is still afraid of the dark and being on his own. 

anonymous asked:

i dont understand why zoro wears glasses sometimes. i mean, im not complaining, but

ahaha well a lot of the straw hats randomly wear glasses sometimes, it seems to be a stylistic choice more than anything

it is kinda funny that zoro often ends up being given glasses in movies/official art though, since i doubt he’s super big on reading (i headcanon him as being essentially illiterate, actually) and, as a glasses wearer myself, i can say there’s no way in hell someone as active/physical as zoro would choose to wear glasses for no reason, since they’d be falling off and pissing him off all the time

BUT like you said i can’t complain lol, he looks super cute in glasses.  i especially love the ones he wears in film z.

…Someone… take my pen away from me. 

SO I was thinking: monster hunter AU, Jigen’s hired to get rid of this super annoying trickster demon monkey, but he utterly fails and ends up wasting way more bullets on him than the reward money actually is, so he’s just: “I give up, that’s it” and the monkey, who’s had way too much fun with the guy, is like: “You probably don’t mind if I tag along” and just comes with.

Money wasted on bullets: Thousands. New friend? Priceless. 

NHL 17: Relationship Killer (Dylan Larkin)

Anonymous said:

A Dylan Larkin Imagine with #48?

#48: “Come inside, I’m sorry.” - “Not until you apologize.” - “I just said I’m freaking sorry.”

Word count:1002

Originally posted by murlin09


It seemed like it always ended up like this. Dylan loved NHL 17 with a passion. Sometimes you had the sneaking suspicion that Dylan loved NHL 17 more than he loved you. Both his favorite and least favorite thing about NHL 17 was when you played it with him. You, however hated playing NHL 17 with Dylan. It’s not that you were bad at the game; you were actually pretty good at it. Dylan, however, was one of the worst sore losers you had ever met.

It’s not like he pretended to be a little bit mad so that you would feel bad for him; oh no, when Dylan lost, he got pissed. He wouldn’t talk to you, wouldn’t talk to anyone, actually. His reactions to a video game, in turn, pissed you off too. The routine went the same way every time; Dylan would beg you to play, you would repeatedly say no until those gorgeous eyes would look you dead center, you would play, the game would usually end with you winning by a couple and then Dylan wouldn’t talk to you for the rest of the night.

Sometimes, if you were just not in the mood to listen to Dylan whine, you would let him win. Of course, he would claim that you were going easy on him, which you totally were, which in turn would start another fight.

Needless to say, you hated NHL 17 with a passion.

But Dylan, of course, never seemed to see the error of his ways.

“Babe! Wanna play?” He peeks his head into the kitchen and asks. You look up from your laptop and groan.

“Dylan, I thought we agreed that we were never gonna play NHL 17 together again.”

“But I’ve been practicing! I think I finally know how you’re cheating.” You laugh.

“‘Cheating?’ I don’t cheat at that game.” Dylan raises his eyebrows.

“Oh really? Then why are you always hitting all of the buttons in a not-so random order?”

“Because that’s how you score a goal.” You tell him.

“Whatever! Just play me.”

“No.”

“Do it.”

“Stop.”

“Do it.” 

“I’m literally going to hit you with a controller.”

“Please?” You glance at Dylan and realize that you’ve made your fatal mistake. His lower lip is jutted out just slightly as he looks at you, fluttering his eyelashes dramatically. You groan, shutting your laptop.

“You really suck, y’know that?” Dylan nods.

“You still love me though.” You sigh.

“Yeah. You’re not gonna love me so much after tonight, though.” And so Dylan drags you to the couch reluctantly, where the ‘Relationship Killer’ awaits.


The game goes just like you expected. Dylan’s obviously been practicing, something that makes you laugh. (“maybe if you didn’t spend all your time playing this game you would’ve made the All-Star game.’) He actually puts up a pretty good fight, and the game goes into overtime. Neither of you can get a solid shot off in OT, which then sends the game to a shootout. You shut Dylan out in the shootout, winning the game 6-5. You turn to Dylan, who’s staring at the screen, jaw clenched.

“Dylan? What did I say was gonna happen if we played?” You ask cheekily. Dylan gets up and roughly shuts the game off, slamming his controller down. “Dylan!” You scold. Dylan, however, is just getting fired up. He stalks around the kitchen, not really sure what he wants to wreck yet. You follow meekly behind him, making sure that things don’t get too out of hand. Luckily, he turns right around and heads for the door.

“Where are you going?” You ask. He throws the door open and walks out, slamming it shut. You sigh and slowly hit your head against the door, mad at yourself and Dylan. You count to ten slowly before opening the door. There’s Dylan, sitting on the left side of the door, head in his hands.

“Dylan? Come inside, I’m sorry.” You apologize. That’s the thing about being in a relationship; sometimes you apologize even when you didn’t think you did anything.

Not until you apologize.” He says stubbornly.

I just said I’m fucking sorry.” You snap, done with him. “Whatever. If you’re gonna act like that then you can stay out here.” You close the door and walk to the linens closet, grabbing a sleeping bag. Heading to the bedroom, you grab a pillow and a blanket. You open up the front door again and throw the items at Dylan (probably a little too roughly, but whatever. You’re mad.). Slamming the door without saying a word, you stalk off to the bedroom, too angry to do anything but lay in bed and be angry.


You eventually drift off after crying it all out. Sometime in the middle of the night, you hear the front door lightly open and shut. The bed shifts beside you as Dylan lays down, slowly wrapping his arms around you.

“(Y/N)? You awake?” He whispers. You nod, knowing that he’s looking down at you. “I’m sorry babe. I’m always such a jerk whenever we play, I don’t know why I keep thinking it’s a good idea.”

“Because you’re stubborn.” You mumble.

“Well I’m sorry for being stubborn. And I’m sorry for freaking out whenever I lose. It’s really childish of me. The neighbors all let me know it was really childish after they came back from a date night and saw me sleeping in the hallway.” He admits. You let out a light laugh.

“You think?” You open your eyes and look at Dylan. “I forgive you. You’re not perfect, and that’s fine. No one’s perfect. Just…maybe we should find a different video game to play.” You suggest.

“Call of Duty?” He asks brightly.

“Maybe in the morning. Lay down?” You ask. Dylan enthusiastically tugs you to him, laying down next to you. The two of you start to fall asleep, the sounds of traffic echoing through the room.

“I still think you’re cheating, though.” Dylan says quietly. You hit his chest lightly before falling back asleep.

a slow burn ship/plot of two best friends (a “straight” one and a gay one omg) where the gay one is just really casual/nonchalant and flirts with his straight friend bc that’s just who he is and the straight friend is fine with it (bc i am NOT HERE for those homophobic types who can’t even let their friend joke around with them like jfc) and like… just eventually they get really drunk/high/etc one night and things end up happening and it’s kind of just like? a snowball effect of the straight one questioning about if he’s actually straight and then it leads to just… a cute relationship where it’s just like “we’re dating now but like before anything you’re my best friend. we might break up, or fight, or whatever, but you will always be my best friend” and just CUTE SHIPPY SHIT FAM with only a little smut thrown in (okay maybe occasionally a lot, i just want this to be more about their relationship than their sex k fam)

anonymous asked:

i wanna more chris with a non-ass content.

You and me both anon.

Chris actually shows depth and complexity to this character, and his arc has one of the most satisfying endings for me (even if bittersweet). It’s too bad Kubo doesn’t seem to be willing to talk about any of that though because any time Chris comes up all we talk about is his ass and his highly sexual programs! Is it too much to ask to hear about Chris as a character and not a sexual object his creator lusts after??? IS IT????

Ahem.

So Chris is somewhat intriguing when you stop to think about him. It was very obvious he would be one of the finalists considering he is a character with really strong ties to Victor and he was consistently shown as the silver to Victor’s gold, so we know he’s good.

(under the cut because I just started going on and on about this I’m sorry)

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everyone’s always like “Belle doesn’t actually eat anything during the Be Our Guest” song, but like okay there’s a reason for that. Be Our Guest is a non-diegetic musical number. Non-diegetic means it doesn’t actually happen in the universe of the material. It’s more symbolic than literal. Unless there’s something in the material saying it’s actually happening (example: in Moana, Tamatoa saying “If you’re trying to get me to talk about myself, I will gladly do so! IN SONG FORM!” then asking if they liked the song at the end of the scene), it’s safe to assume musical number are non-diegetic.

I mean, okay you could argue it was diegetic, as Lumiere had like 10 years to write a song welcoming any visitors and even says something like “what’s dinner without a little music?” So one could say they were performing, giving her dinner and a show, but the visual and the bombast may very well have been non-diegetic, so my answer is that Belle was eating while a modestly impressive musical number was going on and Cogsworth was telling them to be quiet. In movie form, that translates to crazy colorful bombastic musical thing.

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askybison  asked:

hi <3 a long time ago you said you see even as a gryffindor, and I just wanted to ask why's that? i've never been able to decide which house he could belong to and i've always gone back and forth between gryffindor and hufflepuff (and maybe ravenclaw too bc he's rlly creative)

hi babe!!! so i could have given you my old boring generic answer, but there is no one who feels stronger about gryffindor!even than @ravenclawisak​ so i asked her to give you the run-down because no one will ever make a more convincing argument. so, to quote her exactly, here are the reasons why even is a gryffindor, according to the beautiful and talented rachel (remember these are literally direct quotes so the “me” being referenced here is actually her):

  • the things that made it a gut instinct have to do mostly with certain, select moments where i was just like. floored watching
  • like when he showed up at isak’s place at the end of 3.07 literally two minutes after isak sent that text
  • he had no idea what mood he’d find isak in–all signs actually pointed to isak being in a bad/closed off mood, given the content and tone of his messages 
  • but even still was like “shit this is my last chance” and jumped to take it
  • and that’s part of a pattern of bold behavior for him, at least when it comes to his pursuit of isak throughout the first half of s3
  • like consistently, once he started getting opportunities and signs that maybe isak could be interested in him too, he jumped right on those and pressed ahead and ahead to see what they could become
  • so a lot of the major steps taken in building their relationship–the flirting, the hanging out, the almost kiss in the kitchen, the kiss in the pool, the convo about becoming bfs–those are taken consistently by even
  • which isn’t to say that like, isak isn’t brave or bold or is cowardly for not being as forward, bc obvs he’s in a different place with himself and his experience with relationships and knowing his sexual attractions than even is, and that factors into why he’s kind of playing wait-and-see for a lot of the beginning
  • but i think it’s also an arguable difference in how they approach and solve problems: isak waits to gather more information and weigh what he wants to do before he makes a choice, but even is more inclined to take risks, make leaps once he gets that slightest sign to go, even if there’s no accompanying sign that there will be steady ground for him to land on
  • and sometimes that burns him really bad, but it doesn’t stop him from doing it
  • and that feels v gryffindor to me
  • and then okay this next part is going to get less concrete in the sense of things we’ve seen him do canonically and more abstract in the sense of how do i interpret and extrapolate things about even from what we’re shown
  • but gryffindor to me is the most Romantic house, or at least the house full of the biggest Romantics, in that they still believe in romanticized and idealized notions of like, a ruling moral code, grand gestures of good faith, the core principles of chivalry, the idea that what is good and right will ultimately win out bc it is good and right
  • and for even we defs see him as a romantic, like with baz being his fave director and what that suggests about the kinds of stories he emotionally connects to the most, and then with the ways (consciously or sub) he tried to work those narrative cues into the foundation of his and isak’s relationship, as if that would help elevate whatever they built between them to those same sweeping, lofty, epic proportions
  • he’s not what i’d call a hopeless romantic bc he doesn’t seem to believe that like, love will always win out in the end–actually the opposite. but even if he seems more inclined to believe that reality won’t work out like a movie, he still also has this conflicting hope that he’ll be proved wrong about that, by himself or the course of his own life or someone else sweeping in or whatever
  • it’s a v conflicted and self-doubting kind of romanticism, but it’s still a romanticism that roots itself in the bold actions of individuals: someone takes action and fate/circumstance overpowers them and makes them into a beautifully tragic figure, or someone takes action and overpowers fate/circumstance and makes themself into an optimistic, *comedic (in the aristotelian sense) figure
  • but either way it comes down to someone taking action, someone doing something bc they have a passion and that drives them forward, for better or for worse
  • and i think that informs a lot of how even understands his own actions, and his actions as part of the story of his life, and his life as part of the story of others’ lives, and others’ lives as part of the story of his own, and so on. sometimes you just have to act bc actions are what make life happen, good or bad, and idk that again just feels v gryffindor to me
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I am horrifyingly afraid for reasons I can’t describe that the Colt being with the MoL is going to haunt Sam and Mary by the end of the season. Because I can’t throw off the idea the one who take one of its bullets will be Dean.

As much as I don’t want Dean to get hurt physically even more than he is hurt emotionally already, I’d have to say I actually would really like this scenario. Especially when by accident it may be Sam or Mary to shoot the gun at something else, but Dean gets in between. You know, in terms of poetic symmetry that would be pretty freaking neat as last season and the whole Mary returning moment was directly connected to Sam getting shot by Toni. So yeah, while I wouldn’t want Dean to be killed or hurt or whatever else, him getting shot with the Colt certainly would be the one thing to truly drive the point home of how wrong Mary and Sam were in trusting the BritMoL, but even more than that being so dishonest with Dean.