if you know who made this let me know so i can credit pls

Lonely Hearts Club // Park Jimin

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the prompt: no one thought the obvious hufflepuff jimin would be sorted into slytherin. because of this, many people turned their back on him out of fear. you, a ravenclaw, aren’t afraid of him. in fact, you’re only annoyed by him. but what if the slytherin is only annoying because he doesn’t know how to portray his true feelings?

words: 5315

category: hogwart!au

author note: I’ve been writing this one on and off ever since namjoon sorted the members at that fansign and i finally finished it!! pls enjoy!

Originally posted by join-the-kpop-army

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He Put The Stars In The Sky

Writer - @damndescendants

Requested - @lovefan643

Obsidian Daughter of Mother Gothel because she knows repunzle her hair is long (only reaches to her hands tho) mostly unhappy due to her living conditions and her abusive mother She only comes when its dark cuz she loves the stars one day she meet Harry Hook (sorry for so many Harry Hook stories) and you suprise me from there on (an idea one of my friends had and i kinda made it better :pp)

Disclaimer - I do not own any of Descendants’ characters and/or ideas all credit goes to the creator and producers of Disney Descendants

Pairing - Harry Hook x Reader

Summary – (Y/N) is the daughter of Mother Gothel and one night when she goes out in the night she meets the infamous Harry Hook.

Warning(s) - abuse, mentions of not wearing clothes

Originally posted by lavendertitties

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Side to Side Pt. 4

Pairing: Tom!Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Request(s): 

  • Part 4 of the side to side series?! It’s so good I can’t get enough
  • The side to side series is a blessing and a part 4 would make my life. I saw the post where you said it got old but you don’t need to do an Ariana Grande song, you don’t even need to do a song, fuck consistency!
  • Will you be doing part 4 of the side to side series? Maybe tony stark finds out about peters relationship with the reader or something?
  • okay i’m OBSESSED with the side to side series i can’t wait for another one 😍
  • pls make side to side 4!!!yes yes yes to a part 4 of side to side!! also could you tag me in your fics?? ❤️❤️ -@hemmomfg
  • you should just turn the side to side series in a its own fic i think it would be great there could be more character development and detail!

Word Count: 4386 (you’re welcome, bebs)

Song: Rude by Magic! (I DIDN’T PUT THIS IN THE FIC AND WE’RE FOR SURE ALL SICK OF IT BUT IT FIT)

Summary: You and Peter are trying to find ways to tell your dad about your relationship

Warning(s): Immense fluff, no sin (I know, sad), overprotective dad! Tony, swearing (but that’s nothing new to you sinners)

Author’s Note: Sorry this isn’t smut or anything, but I hope I made for it in the fluff and how long it is. I’ve given up on resisting writing more of this series, so I will gladly take requests for more parts to this since I tried setting up a few things and I have a few ideas for sequels!

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Mistaken Identity.

Request from anon:um hi so if you’re still taking requests and you have time can you do a bucky x reader? like the reader has a twin that works at hydra and worked on the winter soldier (but reader doesn’t know that her twin works there) and bucky was looking for her twin to kill or something but he found her instead and he didn’t know it wasn’t her twin. so like he’s strangling her or something and right when she’s about to like die he sees a picture behind her of her and her twin and lets her go bc he was wrong.

Bucky Barnes x Twin!Reader

Words: 1,744

Warnings: Violence, threat of life, mentions of injury and language.

Disclaimer: None of the GIFs used are mine so all credit goes to their creators <3

Thunderstorms. You had always hated them and tonight was definitely no exception when you found yourself being pulled out of any kind of sleep by the loud claps of thunder booming through the night sky; there was no chance of getting any shut eye anytime soon. A lot of people could probably fall asleep during a storm, knowing that it would bring them no harm, but when you lived on your own and your nearest neighbour was over a mile away it didn’t take much to cause your anxiety to flare.

The thunder could so easily cover up other noises…..such as someone breaking into your car, maybe even your home.

No. No you needed to stop those kinds of thoughts. Rolling yourself onto your back your eyes glanced up to the ceiling, the moonlight seeping through the crack in your curtains illuminating it and casting a display of shadows over the smooth surface. They were enough to keep your mind distracted temporarily, the noise of the storm beginning to dull a little, and after a few minutes of watching the shadows move about you found yourself finally beginning to drift off into what would, hopefully, be a peaceful night’s sleep.

But then everything changed in seconds. What had been slowly becoming a tranquil scene transformed into a life threatening situation as you felt a cold sensation enveloping your throat before an intense pressure started to be applied.

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The Asshole Jock

Originally posted by disneyshiddenislandrp

Characters: Y/n, Dean, OC Sarah

Pairing: Dean x Y/n (GENDER NEUTRAL READER)

Warnings: Fluff, cocky ass Dean, clashing between Dean and Y/n, teasing, flirting, fluff, angst, sorta kinda sadness and heartbreak, fluff, more fluff, Dean being a sweetheart and even more fluff to end it all off.

Word count: 4100

Summary: Of course your teacher would make you work with Dean Winchester. Why wouldn’t she put you with the asshole jock?

A/N: Ok, so, requested fic from @ariannnawinchester -High school au, pretty pls ? I’m such a sucker for badboy/jock Dean and he ruffles the feathers of a goodie two shoes reader. Clichè, I know. But you’d write it so good! And then all the fluff! Pls and thank you? With a dozen cherries on top! So I don’t know if u wanted like a quiet ass reader, but I made my reader kinda sassy and a lot of back and forth with Dean. Also, sorry it took so long!! Hope u like it!!

Tagged peeps: @waywardsons-imagines @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname @sallyp-53 @greyravenvixen @helvonasche @notnaturalanahi @wayward-mirage @riversong-sam @nerdflash @miss-miep @impala-dreamer @unknown-chronicles @chelsea072498 @deals-with-demons @plaidstiel-wormstache @impalaimagining @deathtonormalcy56 @the-latina-trickster @aingealcethlenn @squirrels-angels-and-moose @meganwinchester1999 @cubs2019-blog @lucifer-in-leather @p–trick @straightestgay-voice @professsionalsinner @deantheotherkingofkinks @50shadesofyes @lucis-unicorn @whispersandwhiskerburn @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @colespriverdale @daddysxlittlexsunshine @atc74 @wonderange @mogaruke @aiaranradnay @totalwhovian @bloodstained-porcelain-doll  

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“Hey, y/n”.

You looked past the door, Dean Winchester leaning against the lockers, a smirk on his face.

“Yea?”

“Wanna come back to my place? You teach me about algebra. You plus me equals S-E-X?”

You rolled your eyes, slamming the locker shut.

“Screw you, Winchester!” you yelled over your shoulder, shaking your head as he let out a raucous laugh.

“Immature asshole”.

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I finished watching Cheese in the Trap a couple of days ago. First of all, I am so in love with this drama, it’s excellent. It has everything - romance, humor, mistery, great acting, which is the most important, and character diversity. It’s pretty much dynamic, which makes it easy to watch, and not only that but 1st ep is more than enough to make you addicted…

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Fights.

Request: Requested by @neverabandonthejeep: One shot pls :) where some other guy at school is trying to hit on you and stiles gets really mad and picks a fight with them even though he knows he’s gonna lose thanks 😘.

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader.

Warnings: Violence, language, and mentions of blood (not too graphic though).

Fandom: Teen Wolf.

A/N: Sorry this took me so long to post and forgive if it’s bad, I had a serious writer block till now. Also I changed the request a little bit, hope you don’t mind.

(Not my gif, credit to its owner).

The lacrosse team dressing room was packed. There were boys showering, others changing to head out of the school and others were talking about who knows what.

Stiles and Scott were discussing quietly some supernatural issues while gathering their things to finally go home. Everything was fine until Andrew Jones, one of the team Golden Boys and full-time jerk entered the room.

“Damn it, how can someone with just their presence bother everyone’s existence,” Stiles grunted at the sight of Andrew laughing with his gang of brainless friends. Scott turned his head a little to catch what his friend was observing.

“I don’t know why you hate him so much, I mean yeah, he’s a complete idiot but apart from that, he has never done something bad to you,” Stiles let out a fake chuckle to put on a serious face after. “You, my friend are too good to see that he is a complete asshole with a ridiculous personality, and don’t for-” Scott’s laugh interrupted his best friend rambling. To say the Stilinski boy didn’t like Andrew was an understatement, but this whole exposition of reasons just lead to one main argument: Jones had a thing for you, Stiles girlfriend.

“Are you sure, this has nothing to be with the fact that Andrew likes (Y/N)?”

“Maaaybeee, but after all he’s insufferable,” The two mates felt silent as they stared at the boy in question getting closer to them with his group of friends.

“Look what we have here, the athlete and his loser best friend,” Andrew commented earning a killer glare from Stiles and an eye roll from Scott.

“What do you want, Jones?” Stiles fumed, he honestly didn’t have time for this or anything that involved Andrew Jones.

“Nothing, really. Annoying you just gives me satisfaction,” Scott scoffed, this asshole was being beyond ridiculous and yes, he understood why his best friend hated him.

“Oh yeah? You know what causes me satisfaction? Not facing jerks like you who can’t even understand a proper phrase” And with that Stiles turned around to leave, followed by Scott.

“Alright Stilinski, leave but please say hi to (Y/N) for me and don’t forget to mention that I wish I could see that body of hers,” Oh no, that went way too far. Nobody made that kind of comments about you, not if he was there. His body shifted so now he could face the jerk in front of him.

“What did you say little fucker?” Stiles voice came out low and threatening and his eyes were blind by the anger. The smirk Andrew had just got bigger at this reaction.

“I said, that I wish to see your girl in all her magnificence,” That was it. Stiles curled his hands into fists and punched Andrew with a strength he didn’t even know he had. The boy fell from the force, and everyone looked at Stiles amazed; usually he would attack someone verbally, he never punched and kicked his way out of situations, but this time something really took him to the limit.

“Son of a bitch!” Andrew shouted; now the big bad guy was angry. This wasn’t going to end well. Rapidly recomposing himself from the blow, he pushed Stiles making him fall and started to punch him repeatedly. The blood was starting to drip from Stiles‘ nose and he was sure that his face would be dark purple in certain places.

“What the hell is happening here?” Someone gasped, all the boys in the room getting out of their daze to see a feminine figure standing shocked at the view of the other two guys wrestling on the floor.

“Scott! Do something!” You shouted, was he really watching his friend being beaten and doing nothing to stop it?

“Shit! Right,” The werewolf used his muscles to throw Andrew to the other side of the room, probably leaving him unconscious, and his group of friends flew off after witnessing Scott’s strength.

“My gosh, Stiles!” The boy tried to sit straight but his body was in pain, you rushed to his side and helped him. There were bruises starting to form in his beautiful skin and his nose was bleeding, that sure hurt.

“I’m fine (Y/N). It’s alright,” The comment didn’t make things better, this situation was not fine at all.

“No, it’s not alright you dumbass. What were you thinking? I mean look at you!” You stressed. He stared at your face that even with a frown of worry looked beautiful. By now, Scott was helping you to put him on his feet so you could go to the infirmary.

“(Y/N). Love. Calm down, please. It doesn’t hurt because it was for a good reason” Stiles half smiled at you, but hell, you were angry at him for getting himself in this situations.

“And what was that good reason?” You asked, scanning his features.

“I was defending you. He was saying bad things about you. And I-” He was interrupted by the feeling of your hand on his sore cheek.

“Look Stilinski, I love that you wanted to stand up for me, but a bump fight isn’t the solution,” And it was true, you’d rather being called things that watching him get severely hurt.

“She’s right man” Scott agreed with you. Stiles smiled lightly, knowing you cared deeply about him.

“Okay, Okay. Now, you two fools take me to the infirmary. This hurts like hell” You and his werewolf friend laughed at his sass.

“Alright, princess” You responded jokingly.

nct 127 at the movies

feel free to request stuff!

taeyong:

  • stops a fight from breaking out about what movie to see by drawing lots
  • “who tf wrote transformers”
  • herds 9 loud people into the cinema lobby with a pained smile on his face
  • since when are cinemas so b i g wtf
  • stares at his ticket in utmost confusion (taeyong: does this say fourth floor??)
  • they get lost lol
  • they all have to run back to the lobby bc they forgot to buy food
  • buys traditional cinema food thank u very much:)))
  • where the f u c k is their movie theatre
  • wait is this 3D
  • stares at his popcorn sadly bc he knows gonna spill it when something comeS OUT OF THE FUVKIN SCREEN
  • gives up his good seat for winwin
  • grabs the hand of whoever is next to him when scared (johnny: pls let go i can’t feel my fingers)
  • feels guilty when they leave bc there’s popcorn everywHERE (donghyuk: how did u get popcorn in ur hair / taeyong: don’t)

taeil:

  • is not caring an emotion
  • wrote transformers
  • that’s how much he doesn’t care
  • pouts when he’s forced to change out of his sweatpants
  • hasn’t been to the cinema in 93 years
  • THEY HAVE MINI PLAYGROUNDS IN CINEMAS NOW???
  • races donghyuk to the slide and wins bc he cheated
  • “leave me here”
  • buys the least expensive food item bc he came here to sleep
  • stares at the despicable me movie poster for an unnerving amount of time
  • steals everyone’s jackets and builds a nest
  • finishes all of his food before the trailers even start (yuta: u monster / taeil: fight me)
  • glares at every tall person who enters
  • hoe don’t do it
  • tall person: *sits in front of him*
  • nods off when the lights go down

 johnny:

  • doesn’t like korean dub (doyoung: we don’t like u either)
  • ugh
  • cheers up but still doesn’t like korean dub
  • stares at the prices of the food in disgust
  • buys a max sized bag of popcorn and is in a better mood
  • wears the 3D glasses unironically whilst they’re looking for their theatre
  • fingerguns at the guy who checks their tickets???
  • “do you need a car seat:)” @ taeil
  • almost gets kicked in the face
  • can’t stretch out his legs and suffers
  • imitates the trailer guy voice under his breath until the entire cinema tells him to shut it
  • it’s better in the original (ot8: shut u p)
  • 5min into the movie and he’s already out of popcorn
  • slides down in his seat when he realises there’s a smol person behind him
  • gets a cramp

 yuta:

  • y e s
  • hyped and ready to fucking GO
  • why is he so hyped about going to the movies
  • sprints into the lobby and taeyong looks like he wants to d i e
  • uUhuuUHhhhH ball pit
  • pushes mark into said ball pit (yuta: goodbye:) / mark: why does this always happen)
  • very !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • the only one who knows where they’re going
  • winks at the despicable me poster (doyoung: disgust i ng)
  • buys cheetos and wipes his fingers on doyoung
  • avoids death numerous times
  • offers the tickets guy a cheeto
  • willing to fight a lil kid for a good seat
  • whoop whoop whoop when the lights go down
  • jumpscares aren’t as scary when you sorta miss the plot

 doyoung:

  • highkey salty that they’re not gonna watch the movie he wants
  • jaehyun forces the trailer down his throat and now he’s more excited
  • walks into the lobby and lol we’re gonna get lost
  • glances at the food on display and is suddenly starv in g (doyoung: i will sell yuta for half a chicken nugget)
  • rescues mark from the ball pit
  • becomes a Film Critic
  • got fucking kid sized 3D glasses wtf
  • “we could just ask for directions y'know” (taeyong: NO WE CAN DO THIS)
  • forcefully removes yuta from a despicable me poster
  • can’t find his ticket when they finally find their theatre and has accepted death
  • oh no wait it’s in his backpocket
  • *loud straw noises* (mark: ur drink is empty / doyoung: *even louder straw noises*)
  • terrified and willing to fight this fucking movie

jaehyun:

  • aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy nice
  • hyped for every movie except transformers bc he has standards
  • forcefully makes doyoung watch the trailer so that he’ll shut tf up
  • knows the cinema is a maze and made them go early
  • “i told u so” when they arrive
  • brought his own 3D glasses bc he’s a nerd
  • looks good in 3D glasses????
  • documents the ball pit tragedy with taeyong having a crisis in the background
  • the literal walking definition of “i told u so” and he’s gonna get hit real soon if he doesn’t shut up
  • drops some popcorn and eats it anyway (taeyong: nasty / jaehyun: fuckin try me)
  • why do they play music in theatres before the film starts
  • why is it youtuber ukulele music
  • uuuuuhhh’s under his breath when the lights go down
  • pretends he didn’t flinch when something came hurtling at them out of the screen
  • gasps louDLY when someone dies

winwin:

  • is he gonna spend his life’s savings on cinema food?
  • yea…..
  • chinese dub is better (johnny: y'know what’s good? thE ORIGINAL)
  • has perfected the art of piecing together the plot of a movie when u don’t understand all of the dialogue
  • oh no wait he’s seen this movie
  • “hey doyoung, wanna know how it ends?”
  • The Troll In The Ball Pit
  • buys all of the food and semi-reluctantly shares
  • “we’ve been walking in circles for 17 and a half minutes”
  • was the One who found their theatre
  • takes off his 3D glasses when he senses something scary is gonna happen
  • laughs when everyone flinches
  • still has food left when the movie is over
  • makes doyoung give his unopened coke to the ticket guy at the door

 mark:

  • honestly he’s okay with any movie
  • even transformers (ot8: *gasp*)
  • “y'know johnny has a point”
  • has he seen this movie
  • has he????? (jaehyun: it came out 3 days ago / mark: but i’ve seen it????)
  • Betrayed At The Ball Pit ~ A novel by Mark Lee
  • there are just trailers playing 24/7 and he’s transfixed
  • thEy hAvE waRM fOoD aT ciNeMas noW????
  • has accepted his fate after they walk around the entire cinema for 20 mins
  • just sits down in the middle of a hallway
  • “i live here now”
  • embarrassed when they walk into the theatre bc the ticket guy was seriously judging him
  • he recognises this one actor but can’t????remember??his name????
  • can’t focus on the movie bc w h o is this person
  • forgot to put his phone on silent and wants to die
  • makes everyone stay for the credits to see who tf this one guy was

 donghyuk:

  • netflix is a thing
  • “why do i have to bring my student ID and mark doesn’t???” (yuta: u look like a 12 y/o)
  • tries to drown taeil in the ball pit after the slide incident
  • somehow get’s taeyong to buy him food
  • wants to gO HOME
  • if they don’t find the theatre in three seconds he’s gonna explode
  • gets happy by pharrell williams stuck in his head bc he looked at a minion
  • sighs so long he gets lightheaded when the ticket guy asks if he’s rEallY old enough to see this movie
  • about to fuckin deck mark for laughing
  • popping and locking to the ukulele music
  • shakes his coke and makes someone else open it
  • has to make sarcastic comments during the movie to keep himself sane
  • forgets how to breathe for the first jumpscare
  • keeps taking off his 3D glasses to see what the movie looks like without
Betrayal Leads To Secrets - Part 2

Request from anon:like can i ask u to pls write some avengers x reader where she is part of the team but one day goverment come for her with overwhelming evidences that she is a traitor or a killer? the avengers are shocked, even more so when reader just get along, let herself handcuffed ready to be put in jail. she asked for the avengers to leave it alone. of course none of them listen n tried to prove her innocent. whats going on? thats up to you. pls do this if ur in a mood to write.

Note: Here’s part 2! I apologise for the delay in posting this but unfortunately life can get pretty hectic….anyway thank you to everyone who gave me such wonderful feedback for the first part and I hope you enjoy this <3

Avengers x Reader

Words: 1,901

Warnings: Language, interrogation, mentions of torture, violence and angst.

Disclaimer: None of the gifs used are mine so all credit goes to their creators <3

“I do not believe that this is the right course of action for you to be taking Captain Rogers.” Vision stood in the center of the room watching as the team prepared themselves to leave the tower. It wasn’t often that he doubted the actions of the Captain but after doing the usual barrage of calculations in his artificial mind the results were not positive ones. “Miss [l/n] willingly went with the agents which tells me that she did whatever it is they believe she has done. Therefore your plan on bringing her back here will be futile.”

“Vision I know you mean well but [y/n] is one of the team and if she really has done something bad then we want to hear it from her not from uptight men in suits. Those guys have been wrong before.” His blue eyes briefly glanced over to his old friend who was testing out his bionic appendage, completely unaware that Steve’s comment was directed towards him. “Something isn’t right about this and we’re going to find out what.”

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Moment of Peace

Pairing: Frank Castle x Reader
Prompt: Frank does his ‘job’, and you watch Max for him. A simple relationship that means more than meets the eye.
Word Count: 736 Words
Warning: Mention of blood/violence, lil angst (not really), fluff, a singular curse
A/N: I just finished both seasons of Daredevil and I love Matt and Frank???? Sm??? So instead of working on my request, I wrote this quick lil thing. Enjoy!! (pls give feedback, i’m desperate)
Tagging: @quiskcilver, @eagerfriend, @lilybutterworthstuff,


Originally posted by ffrankcastle

((gif not mine, credit to owner)) side note: that lil pout owns my ass


                Frank isn’t sure if he should be surprised, or laugh when he enters you apartment to see you sitting on your couch, typing away. Max was lying beside you, his head rested on your thigh and you both were oblivious to Frank’s presence. That was until Frank stuffed his keys, along with the spare one you gave him into his pocket. You’d given him a spare key when he was worried about waking you up in the night, but he soon found out you were quite nocturnal like him. Max’s ears perked up at the sound, and he jumped off the couch, bringing you out of your haze. You glanced over to Frank, who was kneeling down, petting his over excited dog. You had been watching Max in the evenings, while Frank was out doing his ‘nightly activities’. Although, today you had watched Max for most of the day. Frank had dropped him off around eight a.m., and then was out for the rest of the day, doing god knows what to who.

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What went down in Origins (Pt 2)
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Nadja Chamack: when last we left our intrepid heroes, Stoneheart was happening a lot
  • Marinette: that's not good
  • Nadja Chamack: in lighter news, today's episode includes the umbrella scene
  • Marinette: that's good I guess
  • Nadja Chamack: about two thousand Adrienette shippers are expected to be congregating outside Collège François Dupont to watch the scene around 15:30, and drivers are advised to take alternate routes to avoid traffic
  • Marinette: go back to talking about Stoneheart pls
  • Nadja Chamack: no Marinette this is a TV broadcast and so I can't hear you
  • Marinette: dangit
  • Tom: hey Marinette how are you doing
  • Marinette: everything is broken and on fire
  • Tom: don't worry, there are superheroes who are protecting the city now
  • Marinette: but what if they're not good at this
  • Tom: then I'll protect you
  • Marinette: aww, thanks dad
  • Tom: seriously tho if you're not gonna use your Miraculous you should give it to me
  • Marinette: you're defs not supposed to know about that
  • Tom: but it's the most obvious thing
  • Marinette: ok yeah I'm leaving now
  • Marinette: *goes to school*
  • Marinette: hey Adrien why are you putting gum on my chair
  • Adrien: I'm not and how do you know my name
  • Marinette: I don't, and I don't care
  • Adrien: is everyone in middle school this petty?
  • Nino: yeah pretty much
  • Marinette: hey Ivan how about you don't get akumatized again
  • Ivan: ok how should I avoid that
  • Marinette: try getting involved in questionable romantic shenanigans, that couldn't possibly go wrong
  • Ivan: ok thanks!
  • Tikki: that was literally the worst possible advice
  • Marinette: my entire life is questionable romantic shenanigans and I've never been akumatized
  • Tikki: yeah that's because you're Ladybug
  • Tikki: if not for that you'd have been akumatized at least 27 times by now
  • Marinette: oh so should I go help out Ivan now?
  • Stoneheart: TOO LATE
  • Marinette: oh noes
  • Stoneheart: *takes Chloé and Mylène and ollies outy*
  • Chat Noir: ok imma follow him
  • Stoneheart: *wrecks Chat Noir*
  • a bunch of other Stonehearts: *wreck Chat Noir*
  • Stonehearts: *wreck Alya*
  • Alya: MARINETTE STOP BEING F**KING USELESS
  • Marinette: *stops being f**king useless*
  • Ladybug: let's do this
  • Chat Noir: ok what do we do
  • Ladybug: let's go after that really big Stoneheart on the Eiffel Tower
  • Chat Noir: ok how about you try it and I'll watch
  • Ladybug: *grumbles*
  • Stoneheart: *coughs up a giant Hawkmoth head made of akumas*
  • Ladybug: ok that can't be right, lemme read that again
  • Stoneheart: *coughs up a giant Hawkmoth head made of akumas*
  • Ladybug: wow apparently this is really happening
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Ladybug: ...
  • Chat Noir: ...
  • Everyone: ...
  • Ladybug: so is that all you're gonna say or
  • Hawkmoth: yeah I think I covered everything I needed to say
  • Ladybug: okeedoke imma wreck all those akumas like a boss
  • Hawkmoth: NOOOOOOOO
  • Ladybug: and imma beat Stoneheart and rescue Mylène and maybe Chloé
  • Chat Noir: do I get to do anything
  • Ladybug: sure, you get to be thrown violently across the screen in the background
  • Chat Noir: ok
  • LATER
  • Nino: hey Adrien, you should talk to Marinette
  • Adrien: ok but I don't know how to talk to people
  • Nino: just play it cool, give her an umbrella or something
  • Adrien: ok can do
  • HERE COMES THE UMBRELLA SCENE
  • HERE COMES THE UMBRELLA SCENE
  • HERE COMES THE UMBRELLA SCENE
  • Marinette: *steps out in rain*
  • Adrien: hey Marinette!
  • Marinette: *huffs*
  • Adrien: I think you should know that I was just trying to take the gum off your chair
  • Adrien: I've never been to school before, I've never had friends, all this is sort of new to me
  • Adrien: *hands Marinette the umbrella*
  • Umbrella: *closes on Marinette*
  • Adrien: *laughs*
  • Marinette: *laughs*
  • Adrien: see you tomorrow!
  • Marinette: sqvnvdgjnstnkzgjnbrx
  • Tikki: pls relax Marinette
  • Marinette: SQVNVDGJNSTNKZGJNBRX
  • Plagg: hey Adrien don't let this ship become questionable, ok?
  • Adrien: don't worry, she's just a friend.
  • Adrien: a friend!!! :)
  • Wayzz: excellent choice, Master
  • Master Fu: those two were made for each other
  • Master Fu: anyway help me clear out all these sobbing spectators
  • Twenty thousand Adrienette shippers watching the scene from the street: OH MY GOD THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
  • Master Fu: yeah I just said that, now buzz off, you're blocking traffic
  • Twenty thousand shippers: IF THEY DON'T END UP TOGETHER I WILL DIE
  • Master Fu: no you won't, now get up off the ground and stop crying
  • Twenty thousand shippers: IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING RIGHT NOW
  • Twenty thousand shippers: THIS IS ALL TEARS
  • Master Fu: god dammit I didn't sign up for this
  • ROLL CREDITS
ghost!bts - hyung line

in honour of ghost month, i’m doing a (crack) bulletpoint fic set. some fluff, but mostly dumb headcanons about our favourite boys as ghosts !! 

SEOKJIN

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  • the dreaded laughing ghost on the fifth floor of the company’s oldest building
  • he’s the handsome guy in the old photos of the founders
  • lived a good, long life, but stays around to try and bother his friends who are still alive
  • you’re the intern at work so they make you run around to find all the files
  • grumbling, you walk up the five flights of stairs because of course there isn’t an elevator to the physical archives
  • and you’re looking through the cabinets when you turn around and find the file on the desk
  • “thank god,” you say, reaching over to pick it up
  • “no, it’s just mr. worldwide handsome,” a voice says
  • and there he is, the guy from the sepia-tone photos
  • you’re startled for a moment and he’s like, “well?”
  • then you squint, making a face
  • “you’re more awkward-looking than I expected”
  • jin just waggles his eyebrows at you, striking a bunch of poses, blowing you a big kiss, and he’s so silly you end up laughing
  • WIND-SHIELD WIPER LAUGH EVEN IN THE AFTERLIFE
  • since you see him he follows you around
  • always in a three-piece suit because it makes him look “dapper"
  • he groans whenever you’re eating something
  • “how delicious is it”
  • jin makes chewing noises and smacks his mouth and you make it a point to hide your food around him
  • you’re in boring meetings taking notes and he’s leaning against the wall trying to look cool
  • then a bug flies In the room and his screams are louder than the presenter’s booming voice
  • and you look like you’re laughing at fucking NOTHING because the bug keeps flying through jin and he’s stumbling around the room, flailing his arms around
  • eventually you move up the corporate ladder and transfer to another company
  • and you miss seokjin for a bit
  • but when he appears at your desk whining about how lonely he was without you, you roll your eyes and try to find a lizard to scare him with

YOONGI

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  • spirit haunting the suspiciously cheap second-hand piano at the music store
  • you find a young man slumped over on the piano and try to wake him up
  • but your hand goes right through him and you scream a little
  • yoongi lifts his head up and curses, his face deadly (heh) serious
  • “what’s a ghost gotta do to get some peace around here”
  • he’s the piano’s original owner and apparently a composer of some sort
  • won’t shut up about how music is his first love
  • when he’s not sleeping, of course
  • eventually warms up to you when he finds out you can play a little bit
  • “you’re not shit” (and you know that’s a glowing compliment coming from him)
  • one day you find music sheets under the piano’s hood, and you try to play them while yoongi’s not around
  • then he appears beside you, rapping, and you keep going because it sounds really good
  • and when it’s all over you look at him and say
  • “i didn’t know they were into rap in the 19th century”
  • yoongi is more or less a living pet rock tbh
  • now that you’re sort-of friends he has these weird hyper episodes where he makes faces
  • he pretends to be drunk every so often
  • you can’t get mad because he’s really funny when he’s being silly and it’s better than seeing him be moody
  • the best day you spend together is you playing the piano and him freestyling
  • when you save up enough money you buy the piano
  • “it’s the thought of your bed being softer than the music store floor”
  • and yoongi complains about having to live in your cramped up apartment but you know???? he’s secretly glad
  • yoongi’s your personal accountant now
  • your budget has never been more efficiently used
  • a good portion of it goes to scented candles bc apparently ghosts can smell burning things??? who fucking knows
  • but seeing yoongi enjoying fruity scents is enough motivation tbh
  • you end up moving a lot but the old piano is the one thing you never leave behind

HOBI

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  • trickster spirit?
  • you meet him at a haunted house event
  • normally you’re a big scaredy cat but the tour guide in the haunted house makes you laugh at every scary thing
  • and when you’re outside congratulating the organizers for thinking of such a program they have no clue what you’re talking about
  • you’re walking to the next ride when you see him hiding behind a potted plant, clearly waiting to be found
  • “i’m your hope, i’m your angel”
  • and you mishear him so you call him hobi and that’s what sticks
  • hobi talks to you the whole way and you let him because he seems like a really nice guy
  • when you get to your street you tell him this is where you part ways
  • with a wink and a smile he disappears
  • “WHAT REALLY"
  • while your neighbour’s lecturing you about being noisy you’re congratulating yourself for finding a real-life ghost in a haunted house
  • you dismiss it as a one-off thing but the next time you go to an arcade you find hobi hopping around on the old dance machines
  • “no tokens required,” he says, grinning
  • as a poltergeist he can sort of??? make things shake and rattle but no big movements
  • meaning he annoys your cat whenever he’s in your room
  • he’s a really fun ghost with a killer sense of direction
  • you’re new to the neighbourhood and he gives you a tour of the place, and beyond it
  • you ask him where he goes when he’s not with you and he shrugs
  • one day you see him at the amusement park talking to a little kid
  • turns out he visits all the orphanages and children’s homes nearby and checks if any of them can see him
  • he’s friends with so many children and they all laugh at the tricks he can do
  • when he sees you he’s not even embarrassed
  • he shows himself mostly to the lonely people, he tells you
  • you point at yourself incredulously
  • “ah, but sometimes i have to have fun, too”
  • hobi is the best anti-burglary alarm because he can nudge you just enough to wake you should anything go wrong
  • what an angel indeed

NAMJOON

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  • age-old scholar ghost
  • you’ll find him haunting the university library
  • you meet him when you hear someone repeating “shUT UP MALFOY” and you shush them
  • “wow you can see me?”
  • and that’s how you become friends with the world’s most introspective ghost
  • tries to do a socratic dialogue by himself all the time
  • he’s the best person to study philosophy and logic with
  • when you get drunk you go to him and he asks you about the stars
  • “naMjoON pls i’m crying about my grades”
  • ah, but really, he’s a good shoulder to cry on metaphorically and metaphysically
  • you can tell he really cares and that’s a comfort
  • namjoon’s made a bunch of friends over the years, mostly alumni who, like you, can sense the supernatural
  • occasionally you see him walking around with them
  • despite all that, namjoon can be really silly
  • he loves watching tv and the two of you often catch series on your laptop together
  • you realize namjoon can’t read books because he can’t flip through the pages
  • so you buy a small music player and store audiobooks in it for him to listen to while the library’s closed
  • “if you thank me one more time namjoon i swear i’m never coming back again”
  • a couple of weeks later he disappears for a while
  • but you realize he just needs some time alone to think about life, the universe, and everything
  • one day you come there super hyped and muttering a verse from the new kendrick album
  • and namjoon joins in and then starts adding his own verses
  • sheepishly, he says, “i’ve been thinking about it”
  • anyway eventually you have to graduate and namjoon is really bummed but he always tries to keep a smile on around you
  • those dimples are lying to you
  • but you take a job as a researcher at the university so you’re there all the time anyway
  • he knows where all the good books are so you’re in the best hands
  • all you have to do is keep the books and music on his audio player updated and you have one happy ghost assistant
Virgin Mary {Peter Pan Imagine}

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Peter Pan x Reader AU

Part III of here

Author: Joi A. Wade

Requested: Yes, Anonymously~”3-5-14-15-22 for Peter Pan pls?”

Warning: Swearing, OOC(out of character)

Summary: Peter, being part of the typical high school bad boy squad, has made it his dear desire to get to you, the good girl. The Virgin Mary his group called you. The only girl in school who was pure and innocent. But Peter, also known around as “Pan”, made it his own mission to change that.


“Okay, first clue…” You held the paper Mr. Holmes provided for you, walking down the empty hallway, Peter right behind you. He was supposed to be helping you with the hunt, but he was a little more focused on something else.

“Ugh…you know, we would get this done a lot faster if you helped me out, and not stare at my ass.” You turned, looking at him with an unimpressed look.

He only smirked, snatching the paper out of your hands, scanning it over. With a simply chuckle, he started to walk forward. “This hunt is a joke. Follow me, love.”

His lead led to the girl’s locker room, which confused you to no end. “What are we doing here?”

“The answer to the hunt is in there. It’s quite easy, I mean look at the final clue. ‘The victim’s belongings locked away in a cage, only she has the key to.’ Of course you would think locker room.”

“Well, if you’re so smart, then where’s the key?” You crossed your arms, only for him to pull the named object out of his pocket. “Where in the hell-?”

“It was on his desk, so to save us the trip, I took it.”

“So let me get this straight…you had the key the whole time, and didn’t say anything?!” You fumed, trying so hard not to slap that grin off his face. He was enjoying your frustration.

“I was enjoying the view. Your concentrating face is absolutely adorable, love.”

“Stop calling me that!” Peter pushed open the door, heading in, but you latched onto his arm. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you’re doing?”

“Going to the locker room…?” He raised an eyebrow.

“But this is the girl’s locker room! You can’t just go in there, it’s against the school’s policy! W-what if someone is in there, what if you get caught-?”

“Calm down, sweetheart, I’ve been in here so many times, without being caught. You have nothing to worry about, trust me,” He winked suggestively, pulling you in with him.

You groaned in disgust at the new information he gave you, looking around for the locker with the last clue inside. Since the final clue was numbered 14, the locker number must also be 14. Turning the corner, you nearly jumped out of your skin, as a scream escaped your mouth.

Peter came rushing over to you, quick to cover up your mouth. He sighed in relief, when it was just his friends. “What the bloody hell are you guys doing here?”

“Oh, you know, just getting the last clue so we can get extra credit points. You?” Newt smirked, seeing how blush painted your face at how close Peter was holding you to his firm chest.

“I thought you were working with Candace,” Peter raised an eyebrow, his hands sliding from your mouth to your shoulders.

“He was, but she made the exception of working by herself, so that we could be a group of three. And you know how much we love having threesomes,” Felix smirked at you, making Peter’s grip on you tighten.

“And I see you’ve got the key. Well played Pan.” Thomas shook his head, arms crossed.

“Peter Pan never fails, lads.” He hands you the key, slightly shoving you to the direction of the locker. “Go get the last clue, love. I’ll wait here. I need to have a word with my friends.” He clenched his jaw, staring daggers at Felix.

“Tell me what to do again, and so help me I’ll rip your eyebrows right off your face.” You grab the key from his hand.

“Was that a threat?” Peter chuckled, “Because you’re gonna have to do better than that.”

With a slight growl, you made your way to the end of the locker room, crouching down to locker number 14. Pan signaled his friends to come closer, taking them back around another corner, so you were out of ear-range.

“What the hell what that?” Pan shoved Felix, only getting a smirk.

“What do you mean, Pan?”

“Oh, you know what I’m talking about. I saw the way you looked at her, and I want it to stop!”

“Geez, Pan, what’s your deal today? First you snap at Tommy, and now Felix? Am I next?” Newt leaned on one of the lockers.

“You will be if all of you don’t back off. I already told you, Y/n is mine. That means no flirting, no dirty looks, don’t so much as touch her!” Pan glared, feeling very territorial at the moment.

For a second, Thomas started to chuckle, grabbing Pan’s attention. “Oh, God, no.”

“What?” Pan snarled, confused on what was so funny. “What are you chuckling at?”

“Don’t tell me you’re catching feelings for this chick, dude.” Thomas asks, getting Felix and Newt to stare at Pan with wondering expressions.

“What? Fuck no, I could give two shits about her. Why are you asking?”

“I don’t know, I think I might have to agree with Thomas’s theory. Never in the years I’ve known you have you been this protective over some broad. Especially one with zero interest in you.” Felix shrugged, Newt nodding in agreement. 

“That’s not true, I’m only trying this hard to get her to trust me. I said I wanted a challenge, and you guys flirting with her is getting in the way of that. I don’t care about her feelings, or her in general. My only goal is for that purity of hers to belong to me.”

“Bet.” Thomas said.

“What?”

“Bet, Pan. I bet that by the end of the month, she is still giving you the cold shoulder, and she is still the Virgin Mary we know. If you win, you’ll be our Alpha Male in the group. But if you lose…you’re kicked out.”

“What?! The end of the month, that’s in a couple of weeks! And what do you mean kicked out, you guys are my friends!”

“Hey, we can’t have that kind of status in the group. I mean, rejected by a virgin? How do you think that’s gonna make us look, Pan? And a couple of weeks should be a piece of cake for you, I’ve seen girls’ panties drop for you faster than that. So…do we have a deal, or not?” Thomas held out his hand, waiting for Pan to shake it.

He looked at his hand intensely, his jaw locking and unlocking. Peter thought about that shiny ring on your finger, just begging to be his, taunting him. With a sly smirk, he strongly shook Thomas’s hand.

“You’ve got yourself a deal, Thomas. Her virginity shall be mine by the end of the month, guaranteed.” Peter heard you cheer in excitement, at the final clue you’ve just found. You stood up, brushed yourself off, and ran back towards the group of guys, around the corner.

“Peter! I got the clue!” You showed it to him, and without thinking you hugged him. You felt his heart race just slightly, and quickly pulled away. Clearing your throat, you looked at his friends, seeing them all wearing grins on their faces. 

“Uh…so..what were you guys talking about?”

“Oh, just working some things out. Nothing you need to worry about, love. Let’s head back to class now,” Peter placed a surprisingly gentle hand on your shoulder, leading you out of the locker room. “Later, lads.”

“Good luck, Pan.” Thomas winked, earning a confused look upon your face.

Once you exited, you looked up at Peter. “What was that all about?”

“What? Oh, Thomas? Don’t worry about him, he’s always like that.” He nervously chuckled.

“What’s the matter? You seem nervous all of the sudden…”

“It’s nothing just…well…you’ll probably think I’m silly for asking but…I was wondering if you’d…like to have a little study date.” He timidly asked, which shocked you. You never thought he had a shy side. Especially the way he acted toward you this morning. 

“Study date? Or is that code for something, like to ease me into bed with you?” You glare, already feeling like you know the answer.

“No! No I’m serious, I would…really like to get to know you. And, like Mr. Holmes said, I’m really good in that class, and I could get you caught up with what we are doing, so you don’t fall behind.” Peter reasoned, lying through his teeth, but you didn’t catch it.

Thinking it over, you sighed. What the worst that could happen? It was just one study date.

"Okay…we can meet in the library after school, but NO funny business, are we clear?” You raised a pointer finger, poking at his chest to show that you meant it. 

Peter got a good look a your ring, smirking deviously, as he took your delicate hand into his.

He lifted it up, and lightly kissed your knuckles, his lips resting there for a moment. Blush darkened your cheeks, as he stared into your e/c eyes. With a final kiss to the jewelry, he nodded his head.

“You have my word, love. No funny business.”

You nod slightly, turning to head towards the class, with the clue in one hand, while your other one tingled. Peter stayed behind for a moment, licking his lips slowly, his eyes a shade darker as he watched you walk away.

“For now.”

Hi Shy

Request: Hi! Can you pls do a shy!Virgin reader who is oblivious to how men look at her, but she’s also insecure and the Winchesters take it slow and guide her through intercourse and make it all fluffy? Thank you!! xx Btw i love your blog :) – @sammi-sigh

Pairings:  Dean x Reader x Sam

Warnings: swearing, smut

Word Count: 2829

So fluffy! 

(gifs not mine, credits to owners)

“You know what? I don’t know why (y/n)’s here.” Dean complained for the nth time, pacing around the motel room. “For fuck’s sake! I am right here!” You screamed at him. He looked at you and gave another exasperated sigh. Sam sighed. “Because we can’t leave her somewhere too!” He reasoned. “We could’ve at least left her with Bobby!” Dean said. You screamed at them again. They both gave you a bitch face. You gave up and huffed. With a stomp of your foot, you went out of the motel.

Keep reading

nct u + johhny & yuta get ig

feel free to request stuff! 

taeyong:

  • selfies
  • fave angle is like kinda from above???
  • or straight on
  • depends on the filter and the mood of the pic
  • his mouth his either shmexily open or he has something in it
  • a toothbrush most of the time and it’s just v confuse
  • apparently brushes his teeth 90% of the time
  • looks v squishy in those pics it’s a true blessing
  • practice room selfies (sometimes feat. the Squad)
  • had a pastel phase
  • worked the ghost look so well
  • aesthetic blurry selfies in the security mirrors at convenience stores
  • occasional pics from really high buildings
  • mostly just his face tho
  • but i mean who wouldn’t
  • coffee shop dates with his phone apparently
  • lowkey boyfriend af
  • his ig story is a thing like every other month or so when he remembers it exists
  • includes lots of food
  • the members being lOUD
  • you mostly just hear him laughing loudly behind the camera
  • his bio is really minimalistic and artsy
  • likes loads of dancing videos/babies/smol animals/the other members stuff
  • his captions are minimalistic and frustrating

 doyoung:

  • does not have a theme and does not give a single fuck
  • weekly inkigayo selfies with jisoo and jinyoung
  • squishy car selfies
  • promotes music he likes
  • so s q u i s h y
  • in most selfies that is
  • never squishy when taking ootd pics
  • squints in an effort to look sexy
  • just ends up looking confused and nearsighted but A+ for effort
  • if he posts a nature shot it’s badly edited
  • random selfies with the other members #caughtthemoffguard
  • birthday boomerangs of someone getting a cake in the face
  • VIDEOS OF HIM SINGING
  • AKA A BLESSING
  • frequent commenter on the other’s posts (doyoung: why didn’t u tag me i’m ON THAT PICTURE MY FACE IS RIGHT THERE / taeyong: bc i don’t like u)
  • insta stories are always a thing bc he’s always doing something
  • him jamming tf out to some song
  • headbanging so hard he dropped his phone for example
  • posted it anyway
  • loads of short clips of taeyong being weird
  • then turns the camera on himself and smiles bc he loves to ruin images:)
  • accosts mark or donghyuk on a daily basis
  • his bio makes him sound like an excited puppy
  • changes his profile pic every two seconds someone stop him

 jaehyun:

  • s e l f i e s
  • for obvious reasons
  • will post loads of pics of the same outfit but with different angles
  • one second it’s cutie boy next door and then suddenly his staring into your soul 
  • lots of squad selfies
  • somehow manages to squish the majority of nct into one selfie
  • ????
  • no one knows how he did
  • sacrificed half of yuta’s face for it but sshhh
  • doesn’t have a theme either
  • if you don’t count his face as a theme i guess
  • breaks up the ootds and selfies with spams of restaurant food and the occasional refreshing selfie of him and some other member looking ridiculous
  • one really weird spam where they all got dressed up and had a fashion show?????
  • all posted in the middle of the night??? at like 2AM???
  • and just ??????
  • doyoung and mark in matching big floppy hats and feather boas???
  • he hardly ever likes anything
  • he just lurks
  • when he does it’s an ocCASION
  • insta stories are always food feat. the members
  • did one insta live where he was cooking and it was adorable bc the others kept doin stupid shit in the background (jaehyun: i can see u yknow)
  • posts are regular tho which is nice

 mark:

  • he’s the maknae of nct u but is an actual grandpa when it comes to ig
  • who let him have an account
  • hiatus for three months bc he forgot his password
  • frequent cameos on other members ig
  • hardly posts and it’s sAD
  • when he does tho his tag on ig is just reposts of his bloody selfie
  • awkward smile most of the time
  • more genuine smile when with others
  • get’s his cheeks pinched a lot when he takes pics with the members
  • one practice room mirror selfie and it broke the internet
  • posted a baby pic once and ALL of the members commented
  • doyoung was cry-typing
  • sunset pics!!!!!!
  • over edits them but it’s fine bc he’s cute!!
  • one single boomerang of them in the practice room dancing
  • has an accidental tendency to break the internet
  • the most aesthetic he’s ever gotten was when he took a picture of some pretty graffiti
  • probably didn’t edit it himself bc it looked good
  • someone get the ig filters away from him
  • insta stories are rarer than tropical birds in the arctic
  • IF he does have one it’s just screenshots of what music he’s listening to
  • does is captions in both korean and english:’)
  • likes canada related posts bc he’s a nerd

 ten:

  • A E S T H E T I C
  • does some of his captions like this
  • good at editing and it’s a blessing
  • don’t whitewash your selfies sweetie:(
  • makes sunsets look even prettier
  • somehow has time to visit art galleries and take pretty pictures
  • and if he doesn’t his face is art so not much of a difference
  • posts in threes and it’s a thing
  • polaroid a e s t h e t i c
  • why does he do this
  • “look at what i made!!!!”
  • pictures of his drawings bc talent
  • replies to comments with lots of !!! so it sounds like he’s excited 24/7
  • trilingual king  
  • purposefully blurry pictures of taeyong or jaehyun in the kitchen bc #aesthetic
  • reposts fansites pictures of himself with credit and lots of hearts
  • unflattering pictures of himself on april fools  
  • insta stories aka rip headphone users
  • johnny is a permanent part of his insta stories
  • does lives late at night or when he’s drawing
  • compliments anything the other members post
  • spoils comebacks bc he can
  • sm are gonna take his ig account away if he doesn’t stop
  • keeps his fans well fed
  • a true sweetheart

 taeil:

  • posts relatively regularly
  • his selfies always make him look like he’s being held hostage or something
  • does the white people smile
  • THERE’S ONE PIC OF HIM LAUGHING THAT JOHNNY TOOK AND POSTED FOR HIM BC HE STOLE TAEIL’S PHONE
  • blesses us with singing vids but never shows his face in those videos:(
  • korean memes??
  • “here’s a picture of my shoes enjoy”
  • squad selfies where he’s comfortably chilling in the background
  • never does normal poses for pics that aren’t selfies
  • part of jaehyun’s late night fashion show spam
  • his captions are almost always about food
  • doesn’t edit his pictures much
  • insta stories consist of screenshots of what he’s listening to, food, him walking somewhere??????
  • where is he going??????
  • ???????
  • never speaks you only ever hear him laughing in bg
  • unflattering pictures of literally everyone at some point
  • appears on others live streams in the background mostly by accident
  • freezes for like 4 minutes when he does it by accident
  • if not then he just does weird faces and poses in the background (taeil: *fingerguns* / jaehyun: i can still see u)

 johnny:

  • “what’s a theme lol”
  • the messiest ig out of all of them
  • lowkey a shitposter
  • can take aesthetic pics but doesn’t do it often
  • aesthetic pics are drowned out by all the weird shit
  • a 13 pic spam of taeil making hot chocolate (taeil: why did u even post this / johnny: it’s informational)
  • shaky cam vids of him and some other nerd (mark) running??? somewhere??
  • bilingual captions yessss
  • has an action shot of doyoung dabbing for when he has nothing to post
  • selfie game is so strong sit down taeyong
  • boy knows his angles
  • promotes nct like it’s his actual job
  • hypes the others up in squad selfies
  • dumb mirror selfie series feat. taeyong (taeyong: *90s top model pose* / johnny: *does the will smith red carpet thing*)
  • boomerangs of him drinking coffee and staring into your soul
  • “nct night night today!!!”
  • so enthusiastic about everything
  • did a insta live and showed the dorm and and caught doyoung singing in the shower

 yuta:

  • lowkey a meme
  • is the person who throws the cake in doyoung’s birthday vids
  • singing videos bc sm can’t stop him here
  • replies to comments on those and it’s so so cute
  • selfie game s o strong
  • johnny, taeyong sit down
  • kind of has an aesthetic going????
  • kind of?????
  • pictures of him chilling in bed with his laptop aka the death of all yuta stans ever
  • his insta stories are him annoying the members or watching anime
  • there are like three videos of him doing some kind of dance routine and it’s the rudest
  • doesn’t post for like 4 weeks and then sudDENLY
  • so many boomerangs of him being greasy
  • it’s the worst/best thing about his account
  • the others complain loudly in the comments whenever he posts one (doyoung: u disgust me)
  • captions like: “i miss u guys”,  “have u eaten?” and “look at my picture prettily okay?:)”
  • basically the definition of  “what? without me;)”
  • but honestly so precious
  • either smizing in selfies or has the biggest grin on his face
  • manages to somehow have everyone in his insta lives (jaehyun *running past* “yuta’s a weeeeeb”)
  • yuta stans are well fed he loves y’all

anonymous asked:

Vanderwood A-Z pls? =3=

LMAOOO, okay. ^^

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

None. Vanderwood is pretty smart, so school was a breeze for him. There was so much shit going on back home all the time, he didn’t really consider it. I feel like he would be into Literature though..because he likes to read, it gets his mind off a lot. ^^

B: Do they have any allergies?

Ya. To stupidity, messiness and 707, lol.

C: Can they swim well?

I mean, he’s a secret agent. If he can dodge bullets, he should know how to swim. I like to think there was a mission where he and Seven had to infiltrate a yacht, then once they got the information they needed, they rigged the whole thing with explosives and they jumped out into the ocean at the last second. Like bad asses. 

D: How they react to being flirted with?

*deep blushing* “What the hell are you saying?”

“Um…okay.”

“I don’t understand why you feel that way towards someone like me..”

“I appreciate it.”

E: How are they with children?

If it was their child, super protective, super naggy. Would read them a story every night and tuck them in. Always made sure they were fed and happy. If it wasn’t his child, like maybe Seven’s or Jumins, and he was simply ~looking after~ them, it would be the same thing. He would deny it at first, but wow they want a kid one day..

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

Dancing. He is terrible at dancing. please don’t make him dance lmao, he will cry. 

but tbh i could see him giving his s/o a lapdance tho im

Okay and ice skating. Everyone seems to love the ice skating date idea. But this man cannot ice skate, LOOOL.

G: How do they flirt?

They will show you a bit more tolerance with you than he does with others. He’ll remember the little things about you that others probably wouldn’t. He’d actually comfort you, and give you small gifts that reminded him of you. Occasionally will tell you, “Being around you, makes me not want to tase someone.”

H: What is their deadly sin?

Abandoning his loved ones and dropping people who genuinely cared for him throughout life. Being neglectful of other’s feelings and pushing them away. Maybe.. killing a few people too. ;u;

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

I give him a solid 2. I mean, he doesn’t like himself, but hey, he knows he’s better than Seven.

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

Sarcasm, so much sarcasm.

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

When they give you the cold shoulder and act like you don’t exist. Vanderwood is really good at ignoring people btw. He’s stubborn too. So…you better step up and apologize, because God knows he won’t, lmao. whydoilovehim

L: What is their favourite board game?

Life. Because it’s cute and domestic. They get to make decisions they wish they could’ve.

M: What is their favourite dessert?

Hmm..I feel like he would be really into danishes, cobbler, or cheesecake. 

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

Coffee with oats and fruit…OR WAFFLES. I think he would really like waffles lol. Also crumpets. 

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

Prying into him and confronting him about his past, that is, if you knew anything about it if he told you. It makes him uncomfortable and it hurts him a lot. Or trying to force him to voice his feelings. He hasn’t even come to terms with himself on a lot, so please give him time & space. ;u;

P: How do they handle money?

They’re pretty frugal with it. He has a budget, despite how much they make. 

Q: Are they patient?

It depends on who or the situation. He has used up most of his patience with Seven, so…

R: What are their hands like?

Uhmm, they would be about the average size for male hands lol. His fingernails would be nicely cut and his hands would be super clean!! He wears gloves for a reason, lol.

S: How stealthy are they?

They’re one of the best agents at his agency. He’s as stealthy as can be! 

T: Where are they ticklish?

He’s not that ticklish tbh. Although, I feel like if you tickled him at his sides a bit, he would let out a groan before shooing you away; cause maybe he’s just a bit sensitive there, hehe.

U: What’s their voice like?

Smooth like jazz. It’s nice, deep, clean and modulated. He honestly has such a nice voice, can lowkey sing a bit too! While he’s cleaning or cooking though. He can have the most monotone sound ever though if you happen to annoy him or he’s just being sarcastic. 

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

Being messy or being loud. Poking them repeatedly or having bad manners, like smacking your food or burping.

W: Can they dance?

nO. Okay.. maybe a few toe touches, stepping from left to right and all, a little shimmy here & there, but nO.

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

I read this somewhere, I forgot whose blog it was but this was the first thing that came to mind when I read this! Basically faking calls to his boss to make Seven work, which I think is hilarious. Whoever wrote that, all credit is to you. ^^

Other than that, probably kicking ice below the fridge. LMAOO. 

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

“Why is the RFA so damn complicated?”

Z: How do they sleep?

Vandy is a pretty light sleeper. It’s just natural instinct for him to always be alert tbh. He sleeps without a shirt on (*cue nose bleed*) and just their boxers..he lies on his back, one arm above him, the other resting on his stomach, his head turned to the side slightly and the covers only pulled up to about his waist. Sometimes throughout the night he may turn onto his side. He doesn’t snore much. A pretty quiet sleeper tbh, looks like an angel when he sleeps.


loool, i hope this satisfied you, anon!! I received a few more characters, AND YOU CAN KEEP SENDING THEM IN!! But it’s 3AM, and I’m kind of tired after this, so I’m hitting the sack!

Requests are open! btw.

Virgin Mary {Peter Pan Imagine}

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Originally posted by cassamlooch

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Originally posted by my-fxxfics

Peter Pan x Reader AU 

Part II of here

Author: Joi A. Wade

Requested: Yes, Anonymously~”3-5-14-15-22 for Peter Pan pls?”

Warning: Swearing, OOC(out of character)

Summary: Peter, being part of the typical high school bad boy squad, has made it his dear desire to get to you, the good girl. The Virgin Mary his group called you. The only girl in school who was pure and innocent. But Peter, also known around as “Pan”, made it his own mission to change that.


You exited the cafeteria, still a little steamed from the confrontation between you and Peter. You refused to call him Pan, for you thought that it was just a stupid nickname.  The bell rang, thankfully, you can finally start your day so it can end quickly.

Heading to your first period, you heard cat calls from behind you. Groaning audibly, the speed of your walking picked up, but so did theirs. One of them jogged up to you, placing their hands on your waist, holding you in that spot.

“Heyy, Mary. Tryna run away from us yet again, I see.” You cringed as you recognized the voice. Thomas. You elbowed him in the stomach, making him topple over in pain, as he let out a low groan. 

“Don’t put your filthy hands on me!” You glared, looking back at the rest of them, making eye contact with a certain Brit, his smirk proud on his face, but his jaw seemed to be clenched…as if he was irritated by something. 

Ignoring it, you head into the classroom, while Thomas regained his breathing and stood up straight again.

“Damn…she’s got a good arm-OW!” Thomas yelped, as a hand smacked the back of his head. He looked behind him, Felix and Newt were quick to point at Pan. “What’d you hit me for, man?!”

“Keep your hands off her, I told you she was mine.” Pan growled, teeth gritting in anger.

Thomas’s hands flew up in surrender, never seeing his friend so mad before. Pan shoved passed him, walking into the classroom as well, leaving behind his friends to stare at him in confusion. 

“Alright, class. Take your seats, open your textbooks to page 395.” The teacher, Mr. Holmes, announced to the class. 

You sat in the middle of the class, setting your things down. Then, Felix sat on your right, Newt on your left, Thomas in front of you, and what do you know. Peter sat behind you, resting his feet on the back of your chair.

Sighing heavily, the box of boys around you smirking. Not giving them the satisfaction, you opened up your textbook to the right page, and began to read. 

“Okay, so you may all know that Criminal Justice is no laughing matter, but it shouldn’t be used as a boring subject. So, for a little fun, I have conjured up a little scavenger hunt, and courtesy of our new student joining our class this week, Y/n L/n,” Peter whistled flirtatiously now that he knows your name, making the class snicker and you roll your eyes. “You will be partnered up, and I have already picked them, and shall read them from this list.” 

The class groaned at the news, as Mr. Holmes grabbed his list and started reading from it. “Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark. Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater. Issac Newton and Candace Flynn. Peter Kay and Y/n L/n-”

“Wait, what?” You froze, looking up at your teacher in shock. “You’ve got to be kidding, right? I-I can’t work with-”

“Oh, but he insisted, since he’s been in this class longer than you have, and doing very well, so I think he’s an asset as your partner. The winner of the scavenger hunt get’s 10 extra credit points on the next assignment we have. Are you sure you want to switch partners?” He raised an eyebrow.

You turned and looked back at Peter, seeing him wink at you, wearing that cocky smirk he loved to use so much. Closing your eyes for a moment, you responded. “No, sir.” 

“Good. Moving on. Elsa Arendale and Jack Frost…”

As he continues the list, you heard Peter’s chair creak, meaning that he was leaning forward. He was now close enough to where you could feel his breath on the back of your neck. 

“Looks like we’ll get to know each other after all, Y/n. L/n.”

Luke Hemmings He Doesn’t Approve BSM

SUMMARY: Luke is talked into letting Y/N wear what she wants outside.

Just a note- this was made for  c o m e d i c  p u r p o s e s  pls don’t be mad at me 

MASTERLIST

Shopping in the juniors section was always so stressful. Not because the clothes weren’t cute, but because your life had a dress code.

No shorts above the fingertips.

No spaghetti straps.

No cleavage.

No midriff.

They were Luke’s modesty codes, and to his credit he followed all of them, except for when he was shirtless. But he wasn’t shopping with you today, you had split up when you got to the mall and he had headed straight for the shoe store.

You had instead gone to look for shorts because it was hot out, and the only not pants you could find were either short shorts or capris. Normally you tried to avoid trying on shorts that looked too short at all, knowing you couldn’t get them anyway, but it was just too hot for anything else, so you swiped a cute pair off the rack and walked over to the changing rooms. They were a nice thin and breathable fabric, not at all clingy to your skin.

Pulling off your sticky skinny jeans, you replaced them with the thin cotton shorts that were a few inches off of the tips of your fingers, but still definitely covered your butt. Looking at yourself from all different angles, you had to admit that they looked nice, and felt so much better. They were a light blue color, with little pieces of lace on the side, definitely something you could see yourself wearing.

Biting your lip, you had to make a decision. Openly defy your brother in the name of all things comfortable, or go try and find something else.

In the end you had bought the shorts, squishing them between a summer dress and a Darth Vader tee.

You felt guilty, but not nearly guilty enough to tell Luke.

When you got home and unpacked your new clothes, you purposely hid the shorts in the bottom of your drawer, under the white jeans you were too scared to wear.

A few weeks later when you were in the middle of record heat, and sweating to death in your dark, skintight, jeans, the short shorts began to sound really good.

Your friends had invited you to go out with them to an outdoor movie, and there was no way you could do so in long pants.

Sucking in a deep breath as you realized you would be defying Luke, you got dressed with the shorts and a cute shirt. You braced yourself as you walked down the stairs, knowing you would have to pass Luke and Calum, who were watching a movie, in order to grab your sandals and phone to go.

You tried to wait until a point of action when they were both completely focused on the screen before walking past. Luke however paused the movie as soon as he saw you.

“I really hope your joking,” he said flatly, raising an eyebrow at you.

“Why’d you stop?” Calum groaned, tossing more popcorn in his mouth.

“Because Y/N is about to go outside half-naked!” Luke snapped, grabbing the popcorn bowl from him.

“Which half?” Calum glanced at you, “cause she looks pretty clothed to me.”

“No, those shorts are very short,” Luke countered.

“It really could be worse,” Calum shrugged, “what if she was like left naked? Like all of her clothes only covered her right side?”

“What are you talking about?” Luke made a face that simultaneously conveyed both the emotions of confusion and disgust.

“Being half naked,” Calum said, turning to Luke.

“Forget I said that,” he rolled his eyes, “just go put on longer shorts.”

“Luke it’s hot outside, I will die in jeans or capris,” you sighed, glancing at the time. You were going to be late if he didn’t stop.

“That’s true, she could get heatstroke and die,” Calum shook his head, “Liz would killllll you.”

“Shut up!” Luke elbowed him.

“The essentials are covered,” Calum kept on rambling, “her butt is inside of the shorts.”

“The rule is, fingertip length shorts,” Luke gritted out.

“What if she had freakishly long arms? Or no arms? Or no fingers? Or creepily long fingers? That rule is so dumb,” he chuckled.

“Just please put on longer shorts,” Luke begged, rubbing his temples.

“What do you have against legs?” Calum demanded. “Hashtag free the knee!”

“Oh my God,” Luke threw his head backward into the couch, “why do you even care Calum?”

“I fight for what is right! And those shorts are decently long!” He announced, throwing some popcorn in the air.

Luke looked defeated, “I will give you twenty dollars to put on longer shorts.”

“DON’T SELL YOUR FREEDOM!” Calum shouted.

You contemplated the offer, “make it fifty.”

Luke narrowed his eyes, staring at you, then let out a deep breath, “deal.”

“ON SECOND THOUGHT! SELL IT! JUST MAKE IT EXPENSIVE! CHARGE HIM MORE!” Calum was up in arms.

“Shut up already,” Luke pushed him, “I’m already out fifty bucks.”

“Thank you!” You smiled as he put a few wadded up bills in your palm. You skipped up the stairs to change, much more happy to wear your jeans if you were making money on them. Thank yoooooou Calum!

anonymous asked:

Hey Beautiful, hope u r having a nice day. U r genuinely my fav blog, not only bcz of fic rec but also for being u a Louie like me :) Have u bookmarked since forever 😘Well,can u pls recommend me or ask the fic writers to pen more "established relationship" fics ? My absolute fav is "Been Together Since Way Back When" by alivingfire, this is soo bloody good,the plot &everything. Can we request writers for more such fics? No "will they/wont they", no cheating, just struggles of normal life.

Thank you a lot for your kind words and sorry to let you wait with this request !

i agree, I need more normal-established-relationship fics ! I tried to find you some more, without too much angst or drama,  and you can also look at my Married+kids fic rec.

- Been Together Since Way Back When  : Louis Tomlinson is a law student with a simple but effective four step plan: 1. Finish law school. 2. Get hired somewhere awesome. 3. Marry his best friend and boyfriend of two years, Harry. 4. Live happily ever after. Harry Styles doesn’t know what he wants to do with his life, where he wants to go, who he wants to be, or if he even wants the college degree he’s almost completed.  All he does know is who he’ll be with forever, as long as Louis wants to keep him around. Or: the painfully realistic college au where everyone’s poor, lovesick, tired of school, terrified of the future, and still having the greatest times of their lives. (95k)

- on a thousand miles and more : That’s why, after Granada, they decide to stick to the places they went to together.  Retrospectively, maybe that’s when it becomes less of a holiday and more of a pilgrimage. Louis thinks he’s beginning to understand what they’re searching for. It’s something akin to closure, but not closure exactly. Something more tenuous than that. More difficult to put into words.  Something like the first exhalation you take after a particularly horrendous nightmare and you think god, it wasn’t real, it wasn’t real, it wasn’t real.   Except that, in their case, it was.“[Harry and Louis go back to the places that made them who they are.] (12k)

- this crown of thorns : If there’s one thing Harry is sure of, it’s that he doesn’t want to forget a single thing about Louis. (5k)

- Under the lights tonight : Harry’s an A-list supermodel, Louis’s his make-up artist boyfriend. They’re something of a dream team. (20k)

- spice up your life : After a conversation with his Uni friends, Harry worries that his relationship with Louis has lost it’s spark. (aka: an incredibly silly modern day love story ft. awkward boners, grumpy neighbours and Cosmopolitan sex tips.) (9.5k)

- it’s easy being with you, sacred simplicity  : high school sweethearts to uni sweethearts, harry is a baseball player for Michigan University, and louis is his nanny boyfriend (8k)

- Rated R  : Louis gifts Harry with a surprise sex tape, and it accidentally makes its way into Harry’s family Christmas party. Ridiculousness ensues. (7.6k)

- You fill up my senses : A moment in time. Harry and Louis’ Valentine’s through the years. The first tasted of champagne bubbles, blankets and freshly cut grass.The second looked like lace, candlelight and tanned skin.The third sounded like miles apart, longing, and love in musical form.The fourth smelled of care, understanding, and years of special moments.The fifth felt like trust, a gentle caress, and ties of their own choosing. (5k)

- Rainbowish :  A guy shouts, looking at the sky and they hear, “Almost!”
 Louis laughs over Harry’s mouth. “We almost lost it.” He engages into Louis’ arms, gently laying his head on his boyfriend.  Harry can feel the last rays of sun beating against his dark glasses, and how the wind surrounds the clouds leaving room to extraordinary events. Different atmospheres are also part of what he feels. The noise of the birds, and the rocks slipping off the mountains. Even the small ladybug that is on Louis’ pants.  “It’s more about what you feel,” Harry says, “than what I can see.”  “I can try to explain it to you,” he says, rubbing his hands together.  “I want the credits when you become a famous composer or writer,” Harry says, smiling and L True Love’s Gold ouis nods playfully, biting his lower lip.
or: Harry is blind and Louis explains a sunset to him for the first time.
(4k)

Update (last update on July 15th 2017)

- Dance Me (to the End of Love)  : You would think that it’s a simple process - you meet, you fall in love, you get married. But when you add one lawyer and one overly-competitive high school teacher to that equation, it’s no longer a straight line from beginning to end. Or the story of how a simple proposal becomes a competition where no one loses in the end. (19k)

- True Love’s Gold  : Gemma starts responding to every single one of Harry’s texts—regardless of subject—with i don’t care, talk to louis. Liam lets Harry complain to him for hours on Skype, pretending he’s not doing other things while Harry whines about his problems. Niall thinks the whole thing is hilarious, texting Harry links to articles titled So, you want your man to propose? and 15 ways to get him ready for the aisle! and follows each of these up with page upon page of laughing emojis. Harry tries everything, literally everything he can think of short of grabbing Louis by tattooed forearm and yelling, “PROPOSE TO ME BEFORE I COMBUST.” Or, it takes a village to arrange a proposal, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to go as planned. (27k)

- Fire and Ice : Harry really wants to come at the same time as Louis. Or, four times they misfire and the one time they get it right. (10k)

- For Better and For Worse  : (Based on the prompt: “1.Harry and Louis have been together for 5 years and they’ve been getting questions when they would be getting married and start a family. Bur harry doesnt have the time. They were arguing one morning when Harry had enough and left for work. He’s a doctor and works at the a&e there is a call that there has been a bad car crash and that there is more than one patient coming in. Harry does his job good and works on the first patient and everything goes great until his next patient is Louis.”)  (12k)

- Have Me And Hold Me : Or, a wedding day AU in which Louis will let nothing stand in the way of a perfect day - especially a little rain. (6k)

- One of Many  : Harry and Louis celebrate an anniversary ❤ (3.6k)

anonymous asked:

Hiya if u r taking prompts can u pls consider "our grandfathers were mortal enemies during high school and they found out we go to the same school and keep trying to get us to sabotage each other and you’re super into it but like… i kind of have a huge crush on you so i’m having a hard time??” au. It's fine if u don't want to. Thank u. Ur writing is lovely btw.

“—Your international relations papers are in on Friday, and I swear if any of you email me with lame excuses,” Finstock pauses, runs a finger across his throat, “There will be consequences. It’s the first day back, Greenberg, there’s no reason any of you can have for not having done the appropriate research over the summer. You’ve had two months to prepare for this. I mean it, essays in, or there will be no detention too long for you. Now, get out of here.”

Derek squirms as much as he can in his seat, feels his hands begin to sweat, looks up at the ceiling cursing Stiles Stilinski’s name.

“Hale!” Finstock stalks over to him, “I dismissed your class; do you find yourself to be of so much importance you can ignore direct instructions from your teachers?”

“No, sir.”

“Then why are you continuing to sit here?” Finstock rests his hands on Derek’s desk, leans in to glare at him, “I know being seniors leads you all to believe you’re already god’s gift to society, but newsflash, kid, you’re eighteen years old; you’ve barely started growing facial hair—”

“Actually, Coach—”

“Outside of making my life extremely,” Finstock leans closer, coffee stale breath making Derek wince, “Extremely difficult, have you ever even had a real job?”

“No, sir, but—”

“Then what is it you’re still doing, here—defying my direct order—if it isn’t because you’ve gone out and made a start at being useful to society by giving back, paying taxes, working, for a living and looking to confess it to me? That you’re finally letting me have some peace without you in my classes?”

Derek scowls up at him, “I can’t move, sir.”

Finstock pauses, gives him a once over, “What.”

“I’m…” Derek grits his teeth, “My pants are stuck to the chair.”

Finstock squints, gives Derek a look like he’s going to start pulling his hair out, or maybe Derek’s hair, fifty fifty.

“Are you messing with me, Hale? After everything you and Stilinski put me through last year, after the damn bird incident; the water balloons.”

“Coach, I swear, it’s not me, it was—”

Finstock grabs Derek’s shoulders and attempts to yank him upwards. Derek lets out a yell when his knees bash the desk, unable to go anywhere but directly into the damn thing. The chair legs jam into the desk behind him, there’s an uncomfortable scramble as Finstock struggles to take Derek and the desk/chair combination’s weight. It’s one of those moments Derek would love to have on tape to prove it actually happened. It’s mortifying. He suspects it’s exactly what Stiles was going for.

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