if you know these then we're friends

reminder that i love people who’re mature and know how to keep a friendship and are just rly laid back(??) in general

reminder that i hate people who:

  • misunderstand everything and don’t try to settle things
  • insult others when everything could be settled with a discussion
  • need DAILY validation (if i say i love u once pls believe my words, i’m not ur mom and can’t stress having to treat you like a bby)
  • people who wonder why they’re hated but act…. in a despicable way
  • ppl who wear uggs and think it’s okay (jkjk)
  • ppl who have too much time on their hand and use it to hate on others
  • insanely petty bitches
Hamilton As Things My Girlfriend Has Said
  • Alexander : "You know, come to think of it, coffee is the most pleasurable thing."
  • *I give her an odd look*
  • "Well I love you but coffee helps me stay up till horrible hours to finish my work."
  • --
  • John : "You look hot today. No homo." *Finger guns*
  • "Babe we're dating."
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  • Hercules : "See all my clothes are 100% made by me and my hands. I poured my blood sweat and tears into this - "
  • "It says made in China."
  • "Maybe I made it in China?!"
  • --
  • Lafayette : "Some days when I'm mad at you I want to only speak in another language bug the problem is I only know English and not even very well."
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  • Aaron : "Normally I'm a calm individual but see, Abigail makes me want to drop kick her into a well filled with sharks."
  • "Is...is she not your best friend?"
  • "She is."
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  • Angelica : "See whenever people doubt me I laugh because I'm better than every person in the world and they're just jealous of my feminism strength."
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  • Eliza : "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you cheated on me."
  • "Well I never would."
  • "No I know. But if you did I'd probably burn everything you love and go Carrie Underwood on you."
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  • Peggy : "How is it my mom forgot to invite me to my own birthday party?!"
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  • Thomas : "See macaroni and cheese is a gift from God. Like he loves it too. Cause who wouldn't?"
  • "Aren't you an atheist?"
  • "A GIFT FROM GOD AJ!"
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  • James : "I swear I've been sick my whole life. Death is trying so hard to get me but they will fail! *coughs for a good five minutes* Fuck off death..."
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  • George : "Why do I have to adopt all the worst fuckers?"
  • "You don't have to - "
  • "No I love them and they are my fucker children."
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  • Maria : "I'm a sexy son a bitch who needs to learn how to make better life choices..."

Some doodles I did on the side yesterday night ( @blesstale drew Zunde that there ) including Dreby taking his first steps. I saw this kid screaming “NOOOO!” at some meat in a grocery store before running to his mom, so there we go ✌️

the best running theme of Phoenix Wright is that he 100% just rolls with whatever relationship other people decide to have with him. His only girlfriend basically just walked up to him and said “you. we’re dating now and you love me very much” and he was like “yeah okay, lemme know if you have a sweater I can wear to really drive the point home.” The Fey sisters basically grabbed him and said “I guess you’re our brother now” and he was like “yeah sure do you have any family drama I could get involved in?” Even Trucy just sorta told him “hey you’re my dad” and he was like “Mm. Guess I’d better get a job, huh.”

pretty. odd.: real song titles
  • We're So Starving: we wrote this in 45mins can u tell (also we're definitely not the same band)
  • Nine In The Afternoon: the moon eye song
  • She's A Handsome Woman: gOOOOOOOOOOOOo oooooOOoonnnnn
  • Do You Know What I'm Seeing?: i'm seeing drugs
  • That Green Gentleman: no. things changing isn't ok. fuck you.
  • I Have Friends In Holy Spaces: hEY GUYS LOOK LOOK BRENDON WROTE A SONG
  • Northern Downpour: fucking cry you bithc
  • When The Day Met The Night: let's play "tease the fans"
  • Pas De Cheval: french just sounds that much cooler on a rock song
  • The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know: god bless spencer smith
  • Behind The Sea: Ryan's Song™
  • Folkin' Around: holy shit he wrote 2. two. guys. T W O S O NGS
  • She Had The World: no one knows who this is about. also what does this song fucking mean
  • From A Mountain In The Middle Of The Cabins: ryan & jon taking the "if you're going then go" slightly too literally
  • Mad As Rabbits: gay? gay.
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Panic! At The Disco - Pretty. Odd. songs as eyeshadows.

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“am i a bundle of nerves? maybe i am, maybe i’m not – i can’t really tell. but what i do know is that my head is completely clear, and i am well aware of what i need to accomplish here.”

for my dear tas!

Hogwarts houses : what kind of friend they are

Gryffindor: protective friend - they’re the kind of friends who’ll make you laugh to counteract your tears, whilst swearing not to hurt the person who caused them. But 10 minutes later they’ll be ready to fight that person regardless,,,, oops

Ravenclaw: good advice friend - they’re usually awake until 3am reading, so they won’t mind late night rants. They’ll listen to everything you have to say and come up with the most logical and beneficial advice, without turning you against anyone or making you feel like you need to change unimportant parts of your life. Hates unnecessary drama. Educated n honest in everything they say.

Hufflepuff: vegetarian friend - they don’t mind you eating meat, it’s your choice, they just love animals too much to do it themselves. Plants are pretty cool anyways. Known make the most unique meals known to man, but holy shit they’re good. Will probably buy you flowers whenever you’re sad and take you on a walk to see their “friends”. Those “friends” are hippogriffs. Maybe occamys.

Slytherin: shady friend - they won’t hurt anyone, they don’t want to be seen as violent because they aren’t. BUT DAMN SON if you need to talk about your distant cousin Victoria, you know where to go. Lovely people. Just don’t cross them or their friends.

BTS as things my friends have said at school...
  • Seokjin: In high school, you've got your cool people and your not so cool people. Then there's me - a living legend
  • Yoongi: Oh, I know the answer. I just don't care enough to put my hand up and share it
  • Hoseok: *quiet* High School Musical lied
  • Namjoon: I understand if nobody wants to partner up with me to do this experiment for health and safety reasons
  • Taehyung: Hey! You! We're friends now! Let's go!
  • Jimin: If you keep calling me teacher's pet, I will bite you like a damn dog
  • Jungkook: *gets a detention* I'm basically a criminal now.
  • me: Anyway, I want to live on Themyscira. I want to mysteriously appear there and have General Antiope take me under her wing. I want her to train me all day and all night. I want Queen Hippolyta to welcome me with open arms and see to it that I receive the best education. I want the Amazonian warrior women to be my best friends and teach me everything they know and braid each other's hair. I want to ride all the pretty horses.
  • brain: It's fake.
  • me: How dare you? We're done. I don't need negativity in my life.

daddy-devil  asked:

I love how you interact with your audience and actually treat them like people, you talk to us like we're your friends and it it honestly makes it a lot more fun to make stuff for you and be a fan of you because we know whatever we make will actually be appreciated by the person, you're a really good guy and you seem really down to earth and I hope I get to meet you one day

Goodness, I’m glad you feel this way. It’s important for me to do that, cause I’m no better than anyone else and I’m always so blown away by all the art you create and support you provide! You all deserve to be given credit and praised for the good things you do each day!!