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Lemme Smash Starters

‘ this is a nice stick. ’
‘ I like sticks. ’
‘ lemme smash. please? ’
‘ no, (name), go find (name2). ’
‘ you want sum fuk? ’
‘ no, (name), I don’t want sum fuk. ’
‘ I got you blue. ’
‘ hey girl. you want some tail ? ’ 
‘ (name), your tail is small. ’
‘ wot? ’
‘ swiggity swooty? ’
‘ you want yellow? ’
‘ she doesn’t want yellow. ’
‘ blue and yellow? no. ’
‘ (name), I’m leaving. ’
‘ no! wait! lemme smash! ’
‘ what has my life come to ? ’
‘ (name) thought my tail was big. ’
‘ (name) used to let me smash. ’
‘ but (name) is smashin (name2). (name2) is a hoe. ’
‘ fuck this nest. fuck (name)! ’
‘ I need you (name)! ’
‘ (name) lemme smash! ’
‘ I’ma get that bitch a stick. ’
‘ bitches love sticks. ’
‘ stick stick stick stick stick stick stick. ’
‘ need stick? got stick. (name) I got stick. lemme smash. ’

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superhumanspeedandnetflix  asked:

I may be proven wrong in the crossover, but I think the Musicmeister wouldn't be able to take the Green Arrow. A big deal was made about Barry and Kara losing their powers and that being the reason they have to play along, but everything that makes Oliver dangerous is knowledge. I mean unless he can take away his skills and his physique, dude's gonna get suckerpunched mid-song and threatened with a broken bottle until he lets Oliver go. I'd watch the hell out of that deleted scene.

This is like the inverse of that @comickergirl comic where Kara and Barry kick ass while Oliver’s just like “…what do you mean you took care of it already?” I’d watch the s%^* out of Oliver Jonas Queen going to town with nothing but his fists and whatever absurd and scarcely weaponizable props they’d give him. I wanna see Oliver take down the Music Meister with nothing but pure rage and a squeegee.

The 100 + The Walking Dead crossover – Blake siblings (weapons and outfits borrowed from Daryl and Michonne)

edit: on this note, check out The Prisoner and The Cure by PaintedGhostOrchid, awesome The 100/TWD crossover fanfic.

anonymous asked:

I just watched a video of a person ice skating in that T-rex costume (If you haven't seen it please go watch it omg i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe) I can see Yuuri losing a bet or something with Phichit and he ends up having to skate in the t-rex costume. Phichit records it of course, it goes VIRAL, and Yuuri is glad that no one can see his face because THE EMBARRASSMENT IS REAL

I’ve seen it and I actually cried laughing!

  • Baby Holmes: ...
  • Baby Holmes: *swallows* Daddy?
  • Sherlock: *stops pacing* Yes?
  • Baby Holmes: *bows his head* Will the new baby like me?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* I don't know.
  • Baby Holmes: *lip wobbles*
  • Sherlock: *lifts his son into his arms* I don't know if she'll like me either.
  • Baby Holmes: *mumbles into his dad's shirt* Do you think our chances are good?
  • Sherlock: *worried* Yours are better than mine.
  • Baby Holmes: *sad* I want her to like me.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Me too.
  • Baby Holmes: *looks up* What are we going to do if she doesn't like us?
  • Sherlock: *hugs his son* We'll have to go, Hamish. Just the two of us. Mummy will be forced to raise the baby and we can live with Uncle John and Aunt Mary. Mummy could see us at weekends.
  • Baby Holmes: ...
  • -5 minutes later-
  • Molly: *holding her stomach* Right, I've got the bag-
  • Sherlock: *holding his crying son*
  • Molly: *exasperated* What did you say to him?
  • Sherlock: *cuddling his son; hurrying downstairs* Just get in the car.

anonymous asked:

I haven't told about this to anyone and I think I need some help now. This sounds really bad, but I'm addicted to porn. I feel like I'm slowly watching harsher and rougher porn as time goes on. I really want this to stop, because afterwards it grosses the hell outta me. I don't know what to do, so please help me.

This isn’t gonna be easy. Like any addiction, you need to go cold turkey. Stop watching porn TODAY. 

Block porn sites from you computer/laptop/phone. 

Use safe search. 

Take a break from tumblr (Porn is way too easy to find on here).

Distract yourself when you have urges (like leaving the room that has the technology you can use to watch porn and go read a book/play with a pet/walk outside). 

Take a break from masturbating (being in an aroused state will weaken your will and also avoiding a sexual state of mind can be really helpful)

If possible and you feel strong enough, erotic literature can be your substitute. As long as you aren’t reading stuff like kink, then you should be good. 

If you get the urge, remember what porn is. It’s rape. You have no idea who consented or not. You have no idea if they’re trafficked. You have no idea if they’re underage. That is definitely a mood killer.

And if possible, seek professional help. They can give you techniques to avoid porn all together.

Anon, I wish the best of luck to you. Porn is insidious on both ends. No one here will think less of you. No one blames you. If you want to do this, you will and you can.

Do any followers have other suggestions for anon?

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Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
-‘Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your arm’s off!
-No it isn’t.
What’s that, then?
-… I’ve had worse!

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Martin Freeman | Casualty

Playing a 19 year old chav.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5elvD49h8s

Martin discussing his epic performance on You Have Been Watching:

At the time it was the biggest thing I’d done on telly, so I took it very seriously. I took it like it was my gig.  I sort of thought I’d be walking up Bethnal Green High Street the next day and people would be going [pointing] “it’s him”.  Funnily enough, they weren’t.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ezJQ5iZks

I'm about to watch Koe no Katachi

I’ve been wanting to watch this for months. When I heard they were making a movie I was so excited to watch it. I have read the manga and I know I’m going to be crying by the end of this. I hope they did this manga justice. The manga was such an experience. I hope the movie is the same.

Originally posted by shokugekis

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Dress you up in my love by LucyStarkid

Harry is single, and more than anything wants to find love. Agreeing to sign up to a dating website was a bad, bad idea. Niall’s bad, bad idea. Louis is single, but has no interest in relationships. Or so he tells himself. 

Harry is a lawyer, his boss, Nick, happens to give him a bonus, which he decides to splurge on a new work wardrobe. Louis is a frustrated designer, working as a personal shopper at Selfridges. Louis happens to be working on the day a very beautiful, but out of his depth, new customer ambles into their department in need of advice. Louis might have just found the muse he never knew he was looking for.


                                   Read Dress you up in my love!

GUYS, Eyewitness is a really good show (with gay protagonists!!), it’s become one of my favorite shows ever and y'all should definitely watch it!! It’s on USA Network, so everyone who lives in the US should check it out!! Everyone outside US, if you want to support the show you can buy the episodes on websites like Amazon, Youtube, iTunes etc. I really want to see this show get a second season, it deserves it!! If you can’t buy it that’s fine ofc, but you should definitely watch it anyway 8)

thirty days iwaoi writing challenge
day twenty-four:
 oikawa recites poetry

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Iwaizumi tries to ignore the rhythmic snipping sounds of the scissors and the light, cheery humming that’s distracting him from the words in his book, but after reading the same sentence three times and not absorbing a word, he finally glares at the back of Oikawa’s head and snaps, “What are you doing?”

Oikawa, who had sat down at the coffee table just as he’d cracked open his book and proceeded to make a mess of the room, holds up his project, gestures to it grandly, and announces, “I’m updating the scrapbook of our love!”

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To my new followers!

People who have followed me a long time probably followed me for blogging In The Flesh (or maybe Doctor Who if we really go that far back). But recently, what with becoming phan trash, I’ve gained a lot of phan/general multifandom followers (judging by the URLs)

So, if this is you and you haven’t heard of In The Flesh, I have a little proposal for you - you should watch In The Flesh.

BEFORE YOU SCROLL ON AND IGNORE THIS

Here’s why you should give In The Flesh a go:

  • The main character is canonically queer; confirmed by the writer to be pansexual. In the second season, canonically queer couple as the main characters. Even better is that their sexuality is not the main focus.
  • Incredible mental health representation - Kieren committed suicide and struggles with self-image. Jem has PTSD. Simon has a history of drug addiction. All of this is potrayed accurately and sensitively. 
  • Well-written female characters. The women in this show are not sexualised; they have full and intricate back-stories and personalities. 
  • Every aspect of this show is brilliantly made. The script is realistic, funny, exciting, heart-breaking; the acting is astonishingly believable, the cinematography is stunningly beautiful, the soundtrack is heart-breaking. 
  • There’s only 9 episodes, 1 hour each, so it won’t even take you that long.

Interested? Here’s a little more detail:

In The Flesh is set after a zombie apocalypse, when they’ve found a drug that means the zombies are back to normal and can return to their communities. The word ‘zombie’ makes it sound a lot worse than it is. It’s nothing like your standard shooty shooty gore zombie movies. It is sensitive and heart-felt. Through the lens of sci-fi it deals with how fear leads to discrimination, religious extremism, the rise of extremist political parties (at times the parallels to UKIP are chilling), homophobia, stigmatisation of mental health issues… oh you name it’s got it. (Ok, admittedly it is a little weak on POC, more on that later).

So why am I telling you this now?

Well, after just 9 episodes, In The Flesh was cancelled in what is wildly considered the most arse-hole move of the BBC ever.

But we’re still fighting. 

The fandom (often called the Redeemed) are campaigning to get the show picked up by another company. 

We want a third season so it can continue to grow - see the characters continue to develop, find out what happens with all the things that were left unresolved, even see it improve in certain aspects such as POC.

Now, I could just tell you to go and sign this petition and this petition, and that would be that. But we want to spark interest in the show. We want this fandom to keep growing because if nothing else, this show deserves it. It is wonderfully made by such a dedicated cast and crew, and it was so refreshing to see a show deal with so many issues in such a sensitive way. 

tl;dr - PLEASE GO WATCH IN THE FLESH BECAUSE IT IS AN AMAZING SHOW AND WE WANT A THIRD SEASON.

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18 / ∞ apink moments - when hayoung breaks down the day before their debut

Now for the fun!!
  • So over the ships pretty sure Rucas is happening now on to the "game changing" news that's going to happen in sweet sixteen! So I'm going to try my hand at predictions! Mind you I'm bad at this stuff so bear with me lol
  • So first what we know
  • ~Everything relies on a decision (so the game changer may not happen)
  • ~Topanga has some say in the decision
  • ~Depending on the decision Cory could potentially not be their teacher anymore
  • ~It has nothing to do with money
  • ~it has nothing to do with school
  • ~there is no threat of them moving back to philly
  • ~ Cory was not offered a better job
  • ~ an opportunity did not present itself to Riley
  • ~Farkle dos not get an early acceptance to college
  • ~the game changer makes Riley Auggie and Maya sad and cry but it in itself isn't necessarily sad...it's actually good
  • ~if it happened it will affect EVERYONE including even Shawn
  • ~ Farkle does not know and his reaction should be particularly interesting
  • ~ someone if not everyone is finally going to "explode"
  • ~no one came out as gay bi etc
  • ~ may seem to the "bird watchers" (wtf is that) that it is good for rucas but in fact it isn't
  • ~ no one dies and we already said the game changer was actually good news so this is like common sense
  • ~no one is pregnant (although that honestly would be like the BIGGEST game changer of all time in my book especially if Riley was pregnant but that's like OVER pushing the envelope lol)
  • ~this game changer could potentially affect Rilaya and it seems not in a good way
  • ~Maya is not moving in with her dad
  • ~If they film the show where the game changer does happen,again, everyone will be affected and they could potentially end the show on this ( if need be i.e. Get canceled)
  • ~if no cancellation again everything will change
  • ~there is the potential to lose someone
  • ~in this episode no one is moving
  • okay so with all of this information to me the most obvious predication is that Cory, Topanga, Riley, and Auggie are potentially moving. Really the only thing that will affect everyone and the very premise of the show itself with these perimeters is them moving. Because really nothing would affect Shawn other than Maya and Katy and let's be honest most of all Cory lol. We know Maya isn't moving to her fathers but still if Maya was the one moving why would Auggie be crying and Topanga have a choice in the matter?
  • -So we know Cory didn't get a new job offer and Riley didn't get a new opportunity. I thought about maybe one of their parents got really sickly and they had to move back to be with them but nahh because of the hint the news is good and they are not moving back to philly. So this kind of only leaves either Auggie getting a new opportunity and them moving for him or Topanga once again getting a new opportunity (and I say once again because there's always something going on with Topanga esp if you watched BMW). Also as far as tying into Topangas say in the matter the girl meets world writers already said sometime in this season Riley and Topanga were going to have a huge fight and this might be the catalyst. Also there was a hint at possibly someone realizing they like another person while being in a relationship because reality has a way of making things clear with the potential of losing someone. Let's all be honest and say we now this has to do with Riley and Farkle. and also it was stated the show if canceled could easily end this way (also hinted that it's common. What's a more common way to end a series than the main character moving away). Now there was mention that no one was moving (In this episode). It was real suspicious how "in this episode" was added to meaning probably the decision hasn't been made yet about the move.
  • Well those are some of my thoughts where and why they are moving is a mystery but it might become clear soon.
  • I got all of these hints from a tumblr user who was at the live taping of the episode. I honestly forgot their username so if anyone knows it please link or something 😁 oh found its "girlmeetsherworld" I don't know how to tag people lol but there is probably more hints on that blog
  • Feel free to let me know yalls ideas
  • UPDATE: it's recommended to watch these BMW episodes "A long walk to Pittsburg 1&2" , "Graduation", Angela's Ashes, "Brave New World 1&2" now I JUST finished binge watching all of BMW so I don't even need to go rewatch but if you haven't watched these episodes then wow it's almost completely obvious lol
  • "A long Walk To Pittsburg 1&2": episode where Topanga MOVES AWAY to Pittsburg because one of her parents got transferred!!!!
  • "Graduation": episode where they graduated high school and everyone was MOVING AWAY to college and on to the next chapter of their lives. Topanga had to make the decision to go to Yale or stay with Cory (she stays with Cory lol)
  • "Angela's Ashes": Angela MOVES AWAY with her father to Europe
  • "Brave New World 1&2": last episodes of BMW everyone is preparing to MOVE AWAY and again on to the next chapter of their lives. Again, Topanga gets a job offer from a law firm in New York (hello gmw lol) and Cory and Shawn MOVE with her there
  • I mean idk how much more blatant could this get and multiple people have said watch these episodes. And can we please talk about how basically ALL of these episodes have some shit to do with Topanga? Perhaps a hint? Even though Angela was the one leaving in Angela's ashes Topanga was the one zooming around and interviewing for the New York job so The episode was about Angela but HIGH KEY Topanga.
  • Lol I'm going to stick with this moving away thing but knowing my luck it's not going to be this because it would have been "too obvious" haha
  • Another Update:
  • So after an interesting message today I'm now like 87% sure that this is happening 🙊
  • So I watched True Maya and Jexica again because those are the recommended GMW episodes to watch and let's just say in this theory I'm missing exactly who is moving (I think Riley and fam but I'm not exactly sure), why they are moving, and where they are moving
  • Let's just say that after watching those episodes I see that at least one of those answers is defiantly hinted at 👀👀
  • A hint: something pertaining to one of those three questions will be mentioned 3 times over both episodes. All of the mentions are different but they all have one thing in common. Another hint, after you watch the episodes and think about it, look back over the recaps of my BMW episodes. It's literally written right there.
  • Okay actually...after some things I realized that basically everything you need is in this theory lol just put it all together. like I said isn't there a common theme in the BMW episodes? And watch the two GMW episodes and think about what I said. All of this should answer who, why, and where (:

fassevoir  asked:

I love how active you are on Tumblr. It makes us feel so much closer to you even though it's just answering questions and reblogging stuff usually. In like, my nine years of watching Youtube I haven't felt like this in a long time. Thanks for actually interacting with us! /end sappiness. PS. You're hair is really fab wow the artist within me is so pleased by the fact your hair and channel colours match. PPS. Would you ever go pastel blue to match your eyes?

Aw no need to thank me but that’s super sweet of you :) I remember when I watched youtube before I did it, I always wished the youtubers would interact more so when I started doing it, I made sure I did :)
It’s the best part of it all to me!

Also I will just be keeping green for a while :D