if you haven't seen this movie you need to


alright but is no one else gonna point out that the newest teaser is a direct homage to the movie Escape from Tomorrow (which if you didn’t know is a horror movie shot within Disney World)?

anonymous asked:

I haven't read Harry Potter (and I haven't seen the movies either), but a person I follow reblogged one of your posts. I accidentally clicked on your blog and got lost in it, and now, I think I'm going to start reading it!

i’m glad you’re here friend!! but there’s no need to read the books.

those are the only two passages that matter. they sum up the essence of harry potter quite well. you’re welcome! :)

Anon: White beard pirates Robin Hood?

In which Marco is Robin, Thatch is Little John and a certain freckled hot head is Maid Marian.  I haven’t seen Robin Hood in ages so I just watched a clip on yt cause It’s one of the few I don’t have. But I like it and I hope you do too. You didn’t ask but I subtly snuck some MarcoAce in there, hope that’s okay. 

“Hey, hey, hey! You’re burning the food!” Thatch snapped Marco out of his musings. He turned and rushed over to the pot that was boiling over and Thatch snatched it off the fire. Thatch looked to his blond brother with a scowl. Sighing, Marco ran his hand through his hair and wondered over to the laundry.

“Sorry Thatch, my mind was elsewhere.” He muttered taking over his brother’s job while Thatch tried to salvage their dinner.

“I’ll tell you where it was.” Thatch snorted. “Or who it was with I should say.” Marco sighed slinging up a shirt over the line. “Someone with long dark lashes, soft black hair, steely, silver eyes.” He glared back as Thatch continued. Waggling his brows, Thatch danced up to his brother, tugging him away from the damp clothes and slinging his arm over his shoulder.

“Someone with cute freckles and an adorable laugh.” Marco pushed away his brother, trying his best to ignore him. Sighing, Thatch sat back and watched him for a quiet moment. “Seriously brother of mine. With the amount of time you spend thinking of him, it’s a wonder you haven’t asked the poor fool to marry you yet.”

“Hah!” Marco barked. “And how do you suppose I do that?” Abandoning the laundry, Marco turned to face Thatch. “What do you expect me to say? Just waltz up to him and say,  hey remember me? We were kids together, will you marry me?” Marco scoffed and rolled his eyes, he grabbed the bag of their latest loot and poured it out to count. Rolling his eyes, Thatch turned back to the food.

“Come on Marco. What happened to that swave brother we all know and love?” Marco snorted. “Storm that castle, whisk him off his feet and ride off into the sunset.”

“Life doesn’t work out like that Thatch and besides” pausing in his counting, he brushed the coins aside clearly not focusing “What do I have to offer him anyways.” Thatch sighed and shook his head. Suddenly he smiled slyly at the struck with an idea.

“You know. Kingdom is having archery contest.” Marco simply hummed. “Could be easy money, you’d win without a doubt.” He smiled seeing a small smirk stretch the corners of his’ brother’s mouth.

“It’ll be infested with guards.”

“Ah but who’s better at disguises then you and I?” Knowing he had his brother attention, Thatch leaned in and continued. “You know a cash prize isn’t the only thing they’re offering.” Marco turned with a curious brow raised. “Turns out that slimy prince is offering up the prize of a kiss from a certain someone you’re interested in.”

Thatch watch as Marco smirked through his barely contained anger. Who gave that prince the right? The bastard. “Well, dear brother of mine.” Thatch smiled deviously behind Marco’s back. “Who are we to let opportunities for such easy money slip us by?” Hook. Line. And sinker.

My Brain: Hey, Quakerider as Rebelcaptain in a Rogue One AU!

Me: Nice! Wait *remembers how that movie ends* NO!

My Brain: YESSSSS!!

Me: NOOOOO!!! 😭

foodandbooksandthings  asked:

could you name all of the beauty and beast adaptions if you can?? I'd love to check out the ones I haven't seen yet! Also, which are your favorite?

I can name it! I got the info mostly from Wikipedia, so there are some movies I also need to watch. It was very entertaining to find this pictures and put them together!! 

UPDATED!! Now with the movies/shows/plays I found that weren’t included in the first post I made.

  1. Beauty and The Beast (1934)
  2. La Belle et la Bête (1946)
  3. The Tale of the Crimson Flower (1952 film) 
  4. Beauty and the Beast (1962) 
  5. Beauty and the Beast (1962)
  6. Kráska a Zvíre (1971)
  7. Beauty and the Beast (1976)
  8. The Scarlet Flower (1977)
  9. Panna a netvor (1978)
  10. La Bella y la Bestia (Cuento De Las Estrellas) (1984)
  11. Beauty and the Beast (1987)
  12. Beauty and the Beast (1987) - TV series
  13. BatB - Disney Classic (1991)
  14. BatB - Golden Films (1993)
  15. BatB - Networks Musical Theather (I think I accidentally took a picture from 2015, but I read the play is from 1993 and they performed in October)
  16. The Beautician and the Beast (1997)  - a comedy ^^
  17. Beauty and The Beast  (Birmingham Royal Ballet) - I would love to watch this live, it must be delightful.
  18. Blood of Beasts (2005) 
  19. The Beast and the Beauty (2005, Korean)
  20. Beauty and the Beast: A Latter-Day Tale (2007)
  21. Spike (2008) - I saw the trailler and I wanna find this to watch online, it looks promising.
  22. Beauty and the Beast (2009 film)
  23. Beastly (2011) - based on Alex Flinn’s novel with the same name (in my opinion the novel is better, but I adored the movie nonetheless)
  24. Once Upon A Time (2012/2013/now) - TV series (Belle and Rumpelstiltskin)
  25. Tales of Faerie or Die Schöne und das Biest (2012)
  26. Beauty and the Beast (2012) - TV Series
  27. The Beautiful Beast (2013)
  28. La Belle et la Bête (2014)
  29. Beauty and the Beast - Birmingham Ballet (2014-2015)
  30. Beauty and the Beast - Disney 2017 (to come)

I do have some favorites, I can’t seem to choose only one :D

  • The Disney Classic: I just find it so incredibly magical, Lumiere is one of my favorite characters in the movie, I find his hilarious.
  • Beastly, I enjoyed how they played with the story and made it very actual and sensible at the same time.
  • La Bele et La Bete: The 2014 French adaptation of BaB is stunning. The story, the costumes, make-up, it’s a very beautiful movie, the photography as well. *I recommend this one first, if you haven’t seen it yet*

There’s a version who caught my attention, I’ve reblogged the short-movie a couple of days ago so I can watch it myself, but here is the link:

The Tale of the Crimson Flower

If you have anymore questions, please let me know ;) 

chriskotsonis  asked:

Are you worried that these POS Pure flicks movie are getting better and better and you won't have anything to criticize? I haven't seen The Case for Christ (never will) but I am surprised that it wasn't as awful as the rest

No. Christians should have good movies, the world needs fewer movies like Gods Not Dead and Old Fashioned. I can take the hit if it means if have to make a video out of something else :)

Since I Gave My Heart Away - pikaace - In the Heights - Miranda [Archive of Our Own]
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Welp, it’s not November, but I’ve had this done for a long time and I want to post it already, so here, my NaNoWriMo contribution; ITH Wolf Children AU, my magnum opus of Usnavi and Sonny family fluff.


dryadalis  asked:

Doctor/Rose, Highlander AU, which is... Already sort of a prompt, but Rose is another highlander as well

Warning: There is some blood and gore in this ficlet.

Also: So you all know, this is the Christopher Eccleston that I drew inspiration from, because I wanted him to have long, gorgeous, flowing locks and also look badass with a broadsword:

Saxon was the only one left. He’d killed more immortals, but the power made him unstable. With Rose at his back, the Doctor knew they could defeat him. He clutched his sword, readjusting his grip, as he swept his head back, getting his long, dark brown, rain-soaked hair out of his steely blue eyes.

“You won’t win this,” he roughly informed the blond man standing a few feet away from him.

“Oh, you think so?” Saxon mocked.

“We’re more than a match for you, and you know it,” he said. “It’d be easier if you give up now.”

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anonymous asked:

Well now I'm a little devastated. But in my defence I haven't seen very many 'gay' movies so I don't have much to compare to. What would you recommend I watch? The thing with Funny Games is you feel like it could happen to you, which is what I like in a scary movie.

There is only ONE gay movie I ever recommend. Why? No one dies, no one cheats on anyone, there’s minimal sadness, it’s funny as fuck and it has a fucking happy ending. 

If you need another reason to watch besides the above image:

Lucy fucking Diamond.

“What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, another awakening took place; that the human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and THAT is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter. This is what we’d forgotten - the simplest things.” - Robin Williams as Dr. Malcom Sayer in Awakenings.

RIP Robin.