if you have a second kid

samjackieboslyn  asked:

im a trans kid (female to male) and i love you!!! seeing you support us is touching, please remain awesome for at least the next 1000 years or so?

Awwww I love you back!!!! I shall do my best but I can only promise to remain awesome the next few seconds or so, after that, no promises! Lol but you shall ALWAYS have my support!!!

Silvergate

Author: Wristic

Pairing: Peter Parker X (Teleporting)Reader, Tony Stark X Pepper Potts

Word Count: 2000

Warnings: none


Adopting you after being discovered in not the best of circumstances, Tony has to struggleย with the very idea of parenthood. And then also the idea that youโ€™ve developed super powers. And then also that you have a boyfriend.


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Expectations for 2x09

Honestly, the only thing I want from next episode is for Magnus to get suddenly feral! Like I want him to go crazy, like a mother lioness protecting its cub from attackers!
Honestly I need that and if we don’t get it I’ll be extremely disappointed because if Raph’s his kid, then he’s freaking above a relationship that young!
I want the Magnus who takes no shit again, who doesn’t let anyone hurt the few ones he loves! I mean you don’t get to call someone your child if you don’t protect it from all (well most) evil! And having the crap beat out of you is evil! Especially when he was practically forced the second time!

GET TO KNOW ME TAG

i was tagged by @ask-witch-namjoon​ & @ask-witch-jiminie​ ( u tagged me on my other one, im gonna do it here bb hehe lov u )

1. Are you named after someone?

yep!! well its not just someone but also something.. the something is my first name, and the second name is someone lmfao

2. When is the last time you cried?

last last night(?), i overthinked and stuff and i got emotional listening to certain songs

3. Do you like your handwriting?

NEVER. its ew ;/ but ehh they tease me its a doctor’s handwriting hahaha i aint complaining coz i wanna be a doctor

4. What is your favourite lunch meat?

tbvh i love all meat, but lunch.. i’ll have to go with chicken.. esp mcdo chicken or jollibee chicken or inasal chicken

5. Do you have kids?

does friends count? >w< i have a gc on twt where i am their mom and the another one in kkt where im considered a mom too lol and i have 2 shih tzu tho i consider them my brother/sister 

kidding aside, nop!

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

sure why not, im p open for new friends! 

7. Do you use sarcasm?

sometimes, im not really good with sarcasm that much

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

im p sure yes???

9. Would you bungee jump?

okay! i have a funny story on this one >w< i tried bungee jumping once! and tbvh that bungee jump isnt even that high! like i swear its just not high and tbh the fall was machine controlled so not rlly that u’re free falling n sht.. but i got rlly scared wtF like i got scared i was on the top porch for so long i let the others behind me go first! i mean im already at the top and its a hassle to go multiple steps down so i just readied my self.. after there are no more customers behind me i did it.. damn i even prayed.. and like i said it was machine controlled so my fall isnt that fast or sth, but the fact that you’ll jump on ur own made me go mad //// but I did it anyways, and when i got down i cried.. I CRIEEEDDDD.. ToT i guess i was relieved.. but YUP i’ll def try it again, maybe the one in singapore/sokor.. someday

10. What’s your favourite cereal?

HONEY STARS & FRUIT LOOPS! i sometimes eat them without milk

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

yups, just a lil bit

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

im in the middle of strong & weak

13. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?

AVOCADO / CHOCOLATE / COOKIES N CREAM / CHOCOLATE W/ BROWNIES (( i cant pick one im sorry ))

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

their face and how they carry themselves

15. Red or pink?

pink… i dont like hot pink or rlly neon pink.. pastel pink def a fave

16. What is your least favourite physical thing about yourself?

my thighs..

17. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

im just at home right now so im wearing a pjs // orange, and blue for my house slippers

18. What was the last thing you ate?

adobo!! idk if you guys will know it ahah

19. What are you listening to right now?

spring day by bts

20. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?

baby blue / sky blue

21. Favourite smell?

im all for cherry blossoms perfumes, thats my fave! but any floral scent is a good one! i dont rlly like fruity smell / scent

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my dad

23. Favourite sport to watch?

basketball

24. Hair colour?

medium brown i guess

25. Eye colour?

dark brown

26. Do you wear contacts?

nop!

27. Favourite food to eat?

uh… THIS IS HARD… I LOV ALL FOOD?? but comfort food is french fries + ice cream! i could eat ‘em all day

28. Scary movies or comedy?

i’d prefer scary movies, but i dont watch it alone!!

29. Last movie you watched?

max steel!! 

30. What colour shirt are you wearing?

yellow :>

31. Summer or winter?

winter.. i lov coldness that makes u feel warm.. so winter

32. Hugs or kisses?

def both!! but im always down for hugs a lot!

33. What book are you currently reading?

im in a fanfic phase right now aaahhh i stopped reading the book im reading, but its “unearthly” (about fallen angels and stuff)

34. Who do you miss right now?

my heart is cold, i dont miss anyone at the moment

35. What is on your mouse pad?

i dont have a mouse pad….

36. What is the last tv show you watched?

errr are kdramas considered a tv show? coz if it is, its goblin! ;)

37. What is the best sound?

PIANO… it’s just so calming?? but um i also love the sound of water.. even if its rain or the beach waves.. i lov it

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

idk them?? i mean i know the beatles but i havent actually listened to any of their songs so idkkk

39. What is the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

los angeles! my butt hurt from seating in the airplane

40. Do you have a special talent?

um.. i draw?? hehe

41.Where were you born?

manila, philippines!

NOTE: IF U FINISHED READING UNTIL HERE I LOV U! LET ME KNOW IF U READ IT ALL URE PRECIOUS hehehehe ~

im tagging @ask-model-taetae @ask-bts-stuff @ask-blogger-jimin @ask-bts-rapline @ask-bunny-jungkook @ask-cottoncandy-tae @ask-college-taegi @ask-95z

//GUYS, just cause Jon’s an adorable kid, please don’t assume that you can hug him, pinch his cheeks, or show any kind of affectionate touch at first meeting. And please always assume that its their first meeting if our characters have never met before, aren’t part of the Bat Family or Justice League, or unless we’ve established otherwise.

Jon’s a kid!! He hugs and allows affection cause its from people he knows! but to strangers who touch him, he’d recoil as fast as a ‘speeding bullet’ and be suspicious. First of all, how would you feel if a stranger hugged you on your first meeting? Awkward, right? And second, the kids been taught to be wary about strangers, no matter how much of a hero your character is, he wouldn’t want it and might even suspect your character of being something they aren’t about kids.

Unless you want him avoiding your character and leaving quickly to get to safety or putting distance and rarely talking, please do not touch him in any affectionate way (or even any way unless needed- like about to be killed or something). Wait until he makes the first move before showering him with affection. Okay?

EDIT:
People who are fine giving him affection-

DC: Lois, Clark, any of the Super family, any of the Bat family, any of the DC kids (Maya, Maps, Colin, Lian, etc.), any of the Justice League members, Flash family.

Marvel: Riri, Viv, Champions, Avengers, Guardians, anyone his age.

Others: None.

anonymous asked:

With all these press events no reporter has mistaken C's T for her BF. No mention of C came with a BF to this party, it's always a friend. With all this gossip about S&C as a real couple you think the question would come all the time. If they are together, it's been a long while. Long enough, if you want to get married and have children you think you say something that makes official. I hope tonight she acknowledges her bf.

Few different things in this ask, first Cait announcing who is with is not necessary to make it “official”. She could be married with three kids and never make a public statement. It’s her private life. Would a statement be nice, sure.

Second is regarding Tony. Most reporters are used to dealing with celebs, who for lack of a better term, travel with an entourage. Even look at the T2 premiere. We saw Tony and Marina and then heard that Jess was there too. The reporter only cares about the interviewee. They not going to go down the line and ask all their friends’ and staffs’ names.

The other side to this is that reporters might already know who Tony is. If he does assist Cait at these events, he might have already been introduced to them with a title provided and now they know, when they see Cait at an event and they want to interview her, simply get in touch with Tony.

Okay but guys we all thought that both Victor and Yuuri started behaving like two embarrasing parents since episode 8, but the truth is they’ve been treating Yurio like their own son since the series started.

Dad trying to give some advice.

REBELLIOUS CHILD THINKS HE KNOWS BEST “DAD, I MADE IT, STOP BOTHERING.”

ALWAYS BEING SUPPORTIVE TOWARDS HIS KID.

THIS BEING ONE OF THE FEW MEMORIES WHICH CAN MAKE HIM SMILE LIKE THAT.

NOW WE HAVE THE PATIENT DAD.

And this… they look like a family on vacations.

THEY JUST WANT THEIR SON TO HAVE SOME FUN.

BUT THE BABY BOY IS JUST TOO CLASSY FOR THIS TYPE OF TRIPS.

“OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DADS, I ALREADY TOLD YOU BOTH I CAN’T TAKE BATHS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, AND WHY CAN’T WE STAY IN A BIGGER HOTEL?!, THIS SUCKS I’M GOING TO BED.“

BUT FIRST GIVE ME FOOD.

AND A BATH. SUCH A DEMANDING CHILD.

Also…

Always be sure to teach your kids manners.

“OK YOU TWO, STOP WITH THE FLIRTING! YOUR SECOND HONEYMOON WAS WEEKS AGO.”

Always wants their attention.

PROUD PARENTS. “He’s grown so much…”

“Yeah, that’s our son!”

“We did a good job!”

*THE EMBARRASSING FLIRTING CONTINUES*

“I swear I don’t know them.“

“PLEASE DON’T CALL ME AFTER YOU BOTH KEEP FLIRTING LIKE TWO NEWLY WEDS ON LIVE TV.”

“I’M OUT OF HERE. BYE”

“I’LL CHANGE MY LAST NAME TOO, SO DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME.”

OKAY BUT JOKES ASIDE, I JUST LOVE THIS BECAUSE VICTOR AND YUURI ARE 27 AND 24, SO JUST IMAGINE, YURIO IS 15, HE IS STILL A KID, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING IT MIGHT HAVE BECOME A NORMAL HABIT FOR BOTH TO TREAT YURIO AS A YOUNGER BROTHER OR AS THEIR ADOPTED 15 YEAR OLD SON, HOW COULD THEY NOT?

JUST IMAGINE THESE TWO NERDS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET TO HAVE THEIR OWN KID?!

Boy Scouts kicked out an 8-year-old boy for being trans

  • Eight-year-old Joe Maldonado was reportedly kicked out of the Boy Scouts when parents began complaining about his gender identity.
  • As NorthJersey.com reported, the 8-year-old came out as a boy in 2015, when he was entering the second grade.
  • He has been a “much happier child” since, his mother, Kristie Maldonado, told the outlet. 
  • She said his peers, both at school and within Cub Scout Pack 87 in Secaucus, New Jersey, seem to have accepted his gender identity.
  • “Not one of the kids said, ‘You don’t belong here,’” Kristie said. But apparently a few pack parents did. 
  • Kristie said an official from the BSA’s Northern New Jersey Council called and informed her that, because “some mothers” had expressed concern over Joe’s transgender identity, he could not come back to his pack.
  • “I’m way more angry than sad,” Joe told the outlet. “My identity is a boy. If I was them, I would let every person in the world go in. It’s right to do.” Read more

Requested By Anon


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Clint.

Y/N: Do you ever wonder if you’re not real?

Y/N: What if we’re just movie characters?

Y/N: What if we’re comic book characters?

Y/N: WHAT IF PIETRO DIED BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR NEEDED SOMETHING TO SHOCK THE VIEWERS? WHY DID HE DIE? I’VE BEEN THINKING, HE COULD HAVE JUST CAUGHT ALL THE DAMN BULLETS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Tony: WHAT IF YOU CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND?!

Tony: We are real.

Clint: Stop spending so much time with Wade. He’s not good for you.

Y/N: But Wade has a point!

Y/N: I swear…  When I helped Wade track down Francis, at one point I saw words floating in the air… Subtitles? Credits?

Clint: Y/N, SNAP OUT OF IT. WE. ARE. REAL.

Y/N: OMG WHAT IF THIS IS FANFICTION LIKE THE TYPE I READ ON TUMBLR

Tony: You have Tumblr? What’s your blog? I’ll follow you.

Clint: WHO DO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH

Y/N: Oh my god. I… Am… Different people? DEPENDING ON WHO’S READING

Tony has added Wade.

Tony: WHAT DID YOU DO TO Y/N?! THEY’RE BROKEN!

Wade: I just revealed the truth. Helped them realize. Hello, readers. How are you? Looking beautiful as always.

Clint: I’m starting to see it too…

Tony: See what?!

Clint: I HAVE NO BODY I AM JUST WORDS

Wade: I once had no body. When I blew myself up.

Y/N: AT LEAST YOU’RE ONE PERSON

Wade: Ohhhh this is great. Why didn’t I do this sooner?

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Clint panicking? I can’t understand what he’s saying.

Y/N: WE’RE NOT REAL

Y/N: THIS EXPLAINS WHY CLINT HAS A FARM!

Clint: WHERE IS MY FARM ALL I SEE IS WORDS AND SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME FROM ABOVE WHO ARE YOU

Clint: They’re kinda cute.

Wade: Kinda? No. VERY cute.

Y/N: THAT’S ME

Clint: WHAT

Tony: Nat, get them to calm down.

Tony: Wade, FIX THIS.

Tony has added Bruce.

Tony: Please get a sedative for Clint and Y/N.

Bruce: Fourth wall breaking? I thought it was a myth!

Wade: I am living proof. I have been trying to show you people but do you ever listen to me?

Bruce: This is amazing! My theory is true, then!

Tony: Oh not you too.

Nat: Clint is lying on the floor. I don’t know what to do. He won’t calm down. It’s like he can’t see anything but his phone.

Y/N: Who am I? WHY IS MY NAME Y/N?

Clint: IS IT PRONOUNCED “YIN” OR “WHY SLASH EN???!?” WHAT DO I CALL YOU

Y/N: WHAT DO I CALL MYSELF

Tony: Wade. I am going to kill you.

Bruce: He can’t die.

Bruce: But if what’s happening is true, I’ll just ask the author to kill him.

Wade: I’ll just ask Clint to kill you.

Bruce: Clint can’t kill me nor would he even try.

Wade: Hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahaha good one.

Wade has left the chat.

Clint: I see so many capitalized words. This is hell.

Clint: I hear music WHERE IS IT COMING FROM

Y/N: Don’t worry, it’s just the Author listening to music while typing this.

Nat: I can hear music too…

Tony: nO NOT YOU TOO NAT

Bruce: I must document everything! THIS IS SO EXCITING!

Tony: Bruce. Brucie. Our green rage monster. Can you fangirl over science another time?

Bruce: I’m sorry Tony, but this is so rare! Who knows when this will be requested again?

Tony: Requested…?

Bruce: Interesting. You’re unaffected. Either the Author chose this or your big ego is serving as a wall against it.

Tony: BRUCE

Bruce: It’s true though.

Tony: …Yeah.

Nat: Why is my name Nat in all the chats?!

Y/N: WELCOME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FOURTH WALL. WE HAVE CONFUSION

Clint: WHY IS NAT TAKING THIS BETTER THAN ME

Nat has changed Nat to Natasha.

Y/N: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: What’s going on? I’m seeing floating words… Sam is talking to someone called the Reader?

Bruce: Interesting. The more Nat, Clint and Y/N notice and change things, the more the “fourth wall” breaks. Soon our world will cease to be. All will be left is the Chat and our painful awareness of it.

Tony: Can we stop it?!

Bruce: I don’t know… This is different from what Wade experiences. He’s aware but this is… something else.

Y/N: WHY WAS I NOT IN THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE?!? RUDE

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: I feel you.

Pietro has left the chat.

Natasha: Wait… If Pietro died… How is he alive now?

Clint: Avengers Chatroom: Inquisitive. He was resurrected there with no mention of how. Ever since then he’s been appearing even though the chats aren’t connected aside for some references.

Bruce: AMAzing YES CLINT TELL ME MORE

Clint: what the… Calm down.

Bruce: Sorry… I’m just so excited! You’re entering the other chats!

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: Why am I not paired with Y/N?

Steve: This is a crackfic gone wrong.

Y/N: DO YOU READ FANFICTION, STEVE

Y/N: HUH?!

Tony: Can you all just STOP TALKING AND LET ME THINK?! Do any of you not understand how bad this is?! We need to fix it!

Y/N: you know what’s weird?

Clint: What?

Y/N: Soon we’ll have two Sherlocks. Tony is one as he’s played by RDJ. Benedict is going to be Dr. Strange. Maybe then the mystery of WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO PEPPER POTTS can finally be solved.

Clint: OMG

Tony has added Thor, Vision.

Tony: Are you two being effected by the fourth wall breaking?

Vision: No. Everything is normal for us.

Thor: We are too mighty to be effected.

Natasha: Or maybe you’re just not worthy.

Thor: We are worthy!

Y/N: … Do you think we can change the plot to make ourselves be worthy now?

Natasha: Exactly what I was thinking!

Thor: NO LADY NATASHA, GIVE ME BACK MJOLNIR!

Natasha: NO, THE AUTHOR DEEMS ME WORTHY!

Tony: Can I be worthy too?

Natasha: No.

Natasha: Farewell, I’m off to rule Asgard!

Thor: LADY NATASHA PLEASE

Thor: DO NOT DO THIS

Natasha: I’m kidding, Thor.

Thor: I knew that…

Y/N: No you didn’t.

Tony: Vision, any ideas on how we can stop this?

Vision: Perhaps we contact this Author that everyone is mentioning?

Tony: Right, but how?

Vision: I have an idea. I will tell you in person.

Bucky: DON’T TAKE AWAY OUR FUN

Tony: What fun?! Clint almost lost his mind! Our world is breaking apart, or at least for you guys. Those of us who aren’t experiencing this will be fine. Do you want me to leave you as just a pile of words?! And of course, our dear Captain isn’t doing anything about this. Just leave it to one of the geniuses to solve, right?

Steve: Dang, Tony. You really need to calm down.

Tony: I AM CALM

Steve: …

Y/N: Dang son!

Clint: Dang, language!

Y/N: Dang, I can do this all day!

Clint:  He’s my friend, dang!

Y/N: Well dang, it’s been a long day.

Clint: Dang, Bucky?!

Natasha: You know… If Bucky wasn’t wearing his goggles when I shot him, he would have died.

Steve: It’s a good thing Hydra takes fashion so seriously.

Bucky: I thought they dressed me like that to hide my identity and for protection?

Natasha: You looked like you were modelling!

Steve: That walk…

Natasha: And the hair!

Y/N: another movie I was not in!

Clint: Me too :(

Tony has added The Author.

Tony: Hi there. Please fix this.

The Author: Nah

Tony: PLEASE

The Author: Kidding! The chat’s not over YET though so in a bit.

Tony: Wait, prove that you’re actually “the author”!

The Author: … How?

Tony: OH YOU KNOW HOW

Y/N: What is happening nOW

Natasha: Good question.

Bruce: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT THE AUTHOR HERE, TONY. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THIS?!

Tony: I’m waiting.

The Author: I’m sorry, Steve.

Steve: What?

Steve: My name is Steven Grant Rogers and I sometimes watch Bucky while he sleeps. He looks so peaceful. Safe. I tear up. Every time. My precious Bucky.

Bucky: WHAT IS THIS

Tony: MORE!

Natasha: Not surprising.

Thor: I am shocked…

Steve: MY SERUM BRINGS ALL THE HYDRA TO THE BASE AND THEY’RE LIKE, DANG Mission Report: December 16th, 1991.

Vision: … I think I heard Wanda calling me.

Vision has left the chat.

Steve: Please, no more!

The Author: BLAME TONY

Tony: … MORE MORE MORE!

Steve: ONE TIME WHEN NATASHA WASN’T AROUND I PRETENDED TO BE HER JUST TO FEEL WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE SUCH A BADASS BUT THEN BRUCE WALKED IN AND I JUST WHISPERED… “HEY BIG GUY.” I WAS TOO IN CHARACTER. IT WAS TOO LATE. I HAD SAID IT. AND WINKED.

Y/N: DANG STEVE

The Author: And you’re very out of character now.

Natasha: I’m going to pretend none of this happened.

Bucky: With you on that.

Bucky has left the chat.

Natasha has left the chat.

Bruce: The hulk is suffering from second hand embarrassment.

Bruce has left the chat. 

Thor: Steve… Did you really do that?

Steve: Of course not! I’m being controlled to say all of this.

Tony: I think that’s enough now, thank you. You’ve made my life. I can die in peace.

Tony: Can you fix this now?

The Author: It’s fixed.

Tony: it was that easy, really?!

The Author: I AM The Author.

Steve: Are you sure you’re a genius, Tony?

Y/N: DANG STEVE

The Author: DANG STEVE

Clint: DANG STEVE

Steve: REALLY? THE AUTHOR TOO?!

The Author: ily

Steve: What?

The Author: What?

Y/N: Same

Clint: Can I name the chat?!

Tony: No! I want to name it, “Tony Stark Is Amazing and Hot.”

Steve: Why don’t we let the reader name it?

The Author: Good idea. What would you like to name it?

Clint: Why can’t I name it?

Steve: We all know why.

The Author: Well, dang. I should go. This turned out crazier than expected. Thank you for reading. I think you’re wonderful. ily <3. Bye!

The Author has left the chat.

Clint: Y/N

Y/N: CLINT

Clint: Let’s go abuse our fourth wall breaking power before we lose it!

Y/N: Good idea!

Steve: No! That is a bad idea!

Clint: WHAT WAS THAT STEVE? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU

Steve: YOU ARE READING THIS

Clint: I’M DEAF

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Tony: This will be fun to witness.

Tony has left the chat.

Thor: What is going on with these midgardians?

Thor has left the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam has added Wanda, Scott, T’Challa, Peter.

Sam: I told you! I was right.

Wanda: This explains why Clint and Y/N were acting so strange.

T’Challa: But aren’t you, Y/N?

Wanda: Me?

T’Challa: No. Not you.

Peter: So if they’re Y/N… Can we just address them as Y/N to make it easier?

Scott: Can I just say, Y/N, it is so great to finally meet you!

Scott: Even though I can’t actually meet you, there’s a screen separating us.

Scott: But it is an honor.

Scott: I think you’re a lovely person.

Scott: Wow.

Sam: Man, stop fangirling. You’re going to scare them away! But yeah, we think you’re pretty amazing.

Wanda: I think I love you? Is that too much?

Sam: Me?

T’Challa: No, she means the reader.

Peter: Denied.

T’Challa: You are always welcome to Wakanda if you can find a way to come to this side.

Peter: Are you smiling? I hope you are.

Scott: STOP FLIRTING THEY COULD BE OLDER THAN YOU

Peter: I’m not flirting! They just have a really beautiful smile!

Wanda: We should go now.

T’Challa: I agree. We hope you have a lovely day… Or night. This is really confusing to me.

Scott: We can’t tell because we’re in here.

Sam: Goodbye, Y/N!

Sam has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Scott: I REALLY THINK YOU’RE GREAT

Scott has left the chat.

henrik: you know in like the third episode when i walk through the yard

me, having watched this scene somewhere between 74 and 253 times: actually it was in the second episode, more specifically in the third clip called “ikke vær frekk”, talk show host by radiohead was playing in the background, it was a very smart reference to baz luhrmann’s romeo and juliet, one of the best slow motion walk scene in tv history

Okay You Can Put that in a Bowl

I realized I’ve never shared what may be my favorite story from working in pet care. (If I have, just play along and pretend this is the first time you’ve heard it.)

A dad and his kid (about 8 years old) come in to the fish section, looking for a “cheap” pet, bowl in hand. You know where this is likely going. Of course they ask about the goldfish, and I give my usual spiel about goldfish needing an actual huge tank or pond. AND THEY BOTH LISTEN. WHAT. The dad tells the kid they’ll just need to save up for a pet they can afford.

Well the kid still really wants *some*  kind of pet, he doesn’t care what it is. After a few seconds his eyes wander to our cricket bins, and he gets really excited.

“Dad, can I have a pet cricket? Please!” He turns to me, “Can I put a cricket in a bowl?”

Trying not to laugh, I tell him sure, but the cricket will probably jump/crawl out if there’s no lid, so I take them over to the kritter keepers and explain, I dunno, general cricket care.

The dad is a really good sport about this, and so they buy a kritter keeper, some decor for the cricket to climb on, and those water crystals, on the condition that I sell them a nice quiet female cricket. Probably $15 on the luckiest feeder cricket ever.

I wish him and his pet cricket the best.

i know we’re all into the Very Serious aus because you know, whats tfc without angst, but please think about a kid au that reduces all the violence and madness of the exy mafia down to pouting children

featuring wymack as a newly single hot dad, abby as an exhausted but fond teacher, and the foxes and the ravens as rival second grade classrooms

(much thanks to @thepersephonecabin​ who let me run with this idea with minimal judgment and helped come up with a lot of this)

  • “foxes”, “ravens”, etc are just how the classes are sorted like how some schools have them sorted by color and stuff
  • kevin is considered a traitor because wymack didn’t like the moriyama teacher and transferred kevin into abby’s class
  • wymack always personally drops off kevin in the morning, and once he starts talking to abby he always gets caught up and is nearly late for work nearly every morning
  • instead of andrew being on drugs and whacking neil in the stomach with a racquet when they first meet, andrew is actually like. 9 pixie sticks deep and he hit neil with a whiffle ball bat
  • matt isn’t covered in track marks, they’re just stickers that he covers himself with daily (dan thinks it’s lovely)
  • dan is just that one kid who will not keep her dress on (theres always one)
  • matt chases dan on the playground until he clues in that that’s not the best way to tell your crush you like her
  • then they get married by the swingset
  • instead of going through a bunch of different identities, sometimes neil just decides he wants to go by a different name because you know. five year olds.
  • and andrew first allowed neil to talk to him when neil was “neil” but then neil was like nope dad says i have to go by my real name now i’m nathaniel and andrew was like excuse u i told neil to stay
  • allison is the one that gets into her mother’s makeup when she’s not looking and wears it to school because she would raise hell if her mom tried to scrub it off her
  • she’s the most fashionable second grader around
  • abby puts andrew next to renee in the seating chart in hopes that she’ll be a good influence on him
  • plot twist, it worked
  • before the seating change, aaron and andrew sat next to each other and endlessly passed notes
  • abby takes them up once and they’re in some godforsaken coded children’s language
  • (really they’re mostly just insults and rude drawings of each other)
  • nicky is that kid that always starts a food fight
  • neil uses this as an excuse to get riko in the back of the head with mashed potatoes
  • (he blames it on kevin because he’s a hellion)
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Well since pining Keith is a Thing™ now, gotta join the bandwagon and who am I kidding? I love pining Keith

-It’s already established but Lance is painfully oblivious like Lance is horrible at picking up signs when it comes to his relationship

-Keith hates every. second. of. it.

-Keith: Having a crush sucks. I’m gonna go die. *locks self in room and plays pining music*
Shiro: Keith, could you at least die to some good music?
Keith: FUCK YOU SHIRO, TEENAGE DIRT BAG IS A CLASSIC!

-Ice-cream tubs mysteriously disappear in less than two days

-Shiro: *knocking on door* I know you took the ice-cream, Keith! Open up!
Keith: *raises volume to Mr. Brightside*
Shiro: KEITH

-Once Lance accidentally put his hand on top of Keith’s and Keith wouldn’t speak to him for a week

-Hunk: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Lance: Wha?
Pidge: Disgraceful.
Shiro: Unbelievable.
Allura: Keith deserves better.
Coran: Quite sad, indeed.
Lance: wHAT DiD i DOOOO????
*collective groans*

-You guys don’t understand how painfully oblivious Lance is.

-Lance: Hunk, I just realized something.
Hunk: Hm?
Lance: Keith is always really nervous around me. And he gets red all the time. He starts fidgeting and stuff.
Hunk: !!!!
Lance: Do you think…
Hunk: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance: Keith is allergic to me?
Hunk:…….What?
Lance: Well, not me exactly. I started using some Altean shampoo Coran let me borrow so maybe-
Hunk: *looks into camera like in the office*

-Keith has done those crush things and love calculator on the internet. He got 95% BTW. He was grinning for weeks.

-Pidge: Don’t tell you actually believe those things.
Keith: *raises volume to Can’t Help Falling in Love*
Pidge: What are you, 50???
Keith: *rAISES HIGHER*

-He also checks their horoscopes, the dork

-He is so,,,,,,,in love with this boy,,,,,,,,you cannot imagine,,,,,,,the grin he gets,,,,,,,whenever Lance compliments him

-He kinda just hugs his pillow and thinks about it all night

-U got it bad by Usher

Having Second Thoughts: Part 1

(( OOC: Lily played by: @potterdeer )) 

Lily: James and I can’t raise a kid in this mess! Merlin… we’re still trying to raise ourselves! And with Death Eaters everywhere…*takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself* I’m scared Sirius. I’m really scared.

Sirius: I’ll give you that. 

Lily: *sighs* Can you be serious for like… two seconds?

Sirius: *grins*

Lily: *eyes widen*… So help me Sirius Black… if you say one word I will unleash eight months-and-twenty-seven days worth of rage on your arse. 

Sirius: *raises hands in defeat* Alright alright, anyway, all I’m saying is I agree… times are hard right now… 

Sirius: If you’d based your decision on whether or not something shitty was happening in the world, you’d never have a kid.

Lily: James is just… distracting… and well… shit- 

Lily: I don’t know how to do this! I don’t know how to be a mom… Jesus, I barely know how to toast bread without burning it! 

Lily: I know it. He’s a royal cock up. That idiot messes everything up! *begins to hyperventilate*

Sirius: *laughs* Lily! 

Sirius: You’re just psyching yourself out. 

Sirius: You’re going to be an amazing parent. 

Lily: *continues rambling* I’m 20 years old. I’m a kid… with a kid inside of me!

Lily: It was always “Evans this” and “Evans that,” well now look at where we are, James Potter! Look at what you did to me!

Sirius: *snorts*

Lily: Now I’m gonna have him throwing our baby on a broom before he can hold his head up. And you! You’ll be taking him for rides on that…*mumbles* admittedly cool, but extremely dangerous motorbike… and then Peter’s going to drop him… and Remus is going to be my midwife!

Lily: *glares* Sirius. 

Sirius: But I’m telling you Lily… everything is going to be fine. It will be wild and crazy and dysfunctional, but I don’t think there will be a kid in the world who is more loved than your son.

Sirius: … This war isn’t going to last forever.  

To Be Continued

And I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but this isnโ€™t a movie. Thereโ€™s no knight in shiningย armor whoโ€™s going to come in at the last second and sweep you off your feet. The mean girl doesnโ€™t have a change of heart and accept you with open arms before itโ€™s too late. The man you love isnโ€™t going to run through the airport and beg you to stay. There is no montage of you suddenly getting your life together and finding your way. This is no movie kid, and I hate to be the one to break it to you but the real world kinda sucks. Itโ€™s messy and chaotic and nothing like the fairytale you imagined it would be. But thatโ€™s okay. Youโ€™ll figure it out eventually. And it might not be as picture perfect as you had imaged, but itโ€™ll be raw and real and magical nonetheless.
—  f.a.w
monsta x as family doctors

SHOWNU

  • Normal doctor
  • Smooth appointments and paperwork
  • You can’t even feel it when he gives you a shot like you’re in and then you’re out
  • Appointments last 3 minutes max
  • All prescriptions are helpful without any side effects
  • Greatest family doctor in the country

WONHO

  • “Are you sexually active?”
  • Muscles can’t fit in the lab coat
  • If he gives a shot to a child and the child starts crying, he will start crying too
  • prescribes his own smile to cure things
  • Weighs himself on the baby scale for fun
  • breaks it

MINHYUK

  • spends too much time buying band aids of varying designs
  • “what color do you want?” “doctor, I’m 35” “we have hello kitty ones”
  • and different posters to hang up around the office according to the theme that day
  • wants all the kids to like him so he has other doctors administer shots
  • “What’s wrong? Oh you’re shoulder hurts? You poor thing omg I feel so bad come here lemme give you a hug”
  • “what about the medicine?”
  • “yes, that too”

KIHYUN

  • A second parent
  • “Eat whole grains, avoid fried foods, exercise an hour each day… but don’t eat apples to keep me away, I will always be here.”
  • does the most extensive physical checkups like he checks your heartbeat, your spine, your eyes, your fingernails, your teeth, your throat, your toenails
  • gives you sugar free lollipop on your way out
  • that pediatrician you keep from when you are 2 to like 36

HYUNGWON

  • That doctor available for only 2 hours for 3 days a week
  • The waiting room ends up being packed but no one knows where the doctor is
  • He’s actually in the back trying on different colored gloves
  • Looks fine in a lab coat tho
  • spends too much time trying to get the blocks on the weight scale to balance perfectly no matter how long it takes

JOOHEON

  • Have you seen the fighter mv
  • Would insist on using that diamond encrusted stethoscope
  • Nobody really knows how he got into med school or if he did at all
  • “Doctor my leg hurts when i do this” “yeah… don’t do that”
  • Prescribes tylenol for everything. Even if you’re missing an arm.
  • “This is over the counter, you don’t need to prescri-” “shhHH it’s magic, trust me”
  • Screams when he has to administer injection because he hates needles
  • Yeah, no one is sure he’s an actual doctor

IM

  • Will spend his entire income trying to deck out the lobby
  • Like plasma screen tv and plants and magazines and a kiddy space
  • Spends all his time playing with the legos until someone walks in
  • “Yeah, no, I was just… I wasn’t actually playing I just…. I’m a doctor I swear.”
  • tries to make puns out of the medication he prescribes on the note but patients can’t understand
  • they get the wrong medicine and end up suing him