if you fantasize about your funeral

  • Sirius: Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?
  • James: No...
  • Sirius: I do. Moony throwing himself into the grave out of grief... All of the heartfelt speeches and regrets...
  • James: That's insane.
  • Sirius: Hey, no one in my family appreciates me! Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late?
  • Mulder: Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?
  • Skinner: No...
  • Mulder: I do. Scully throwing herself into the grave out of grief... All of the heartfelt speeches and regrets...
  • Skinner: That's insane.
  • Mulder: Hey, no one in my family appreciates me! Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late?
  • Amycus Carrow: You need something much more personal than that. This is about you. Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?
  • Severus Snape: No.
  • Amycus Carrow: I do. Alecto throwing herself into the grave out of grief and all of the heartfelt speeches and regrets.
  • Severus Snape: That's insane.
  • Amycus Carrow: Clearly, no one at Hogwarts appreciates me. Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late?
Starter Sentences: Glee Edition (Season Two; Part One)
  • “How do you respond to rumors you’re incredibly difficult to work with?”
  • “When are you slated to make your triumphant return to the Shire?”
  • “What did you do with all that breast milk?”
  • “How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?”
  • “People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.”
  • “So we’re plankton on the high school food chain. The only difference now is that none of us really care.”
  • “One girl ate a pigeon, several others started worshiping a possum carcass as their lord.”
  • “Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?”
  • “You have surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a BOOB JOB.”
  • “I would’ve joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.”
  • “I didn’t send her to an active crack house.”
  • “Fashion has no gender.”
  • “You can drill me any time.”
  • “I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist.”
  • “They’re personifying you!”
  • “Your hair looks like a Jewish cloud.”
  • “Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look.”
  • “I said what you wanted me to say. And he shot me down.”
  • “I was wrong, I shouldn’t try to control you.”
  • “When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally: I have made a Grilled Cheesus.”
  • “Her boobs aren’t that great, but they’re still girl boobs and I’ll still like to touch them.”
  • “You don’t think you’re gonna have sex until you’re 25?”
  • “What horrible, horrible thing happened to you that made you such a miserable tyrant?”
  • “He may be the dumbest person on Earth and that’s coming from me.”
  • “He’s on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993.”
  • “It’s a nice break from all that scissoring.”
  • “We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school.”
  • “Okay, maybe you are straight.”
  • “Once again your closeted homophobia seeps in the surface on the contents of a cracked cesspool.”
  • “Well, I gave him/her my word. In my world, that’s that.”
  • “You know, until you find somebody as open and as brave as you, you’re just gonna have to get used to going it alone.”
  • “Am I about to lose my virginity?”
  • “I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be a bitch…well actually I do.”
  • “I know what’s it’s like to have a secret you’re ashamed of.”
  • “So fricking charming.”
  • “There is no way I’m playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.”
  • “Earlier today _______ asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I’m done with the ostrich eggs I’m smuggling in my bra.”
  • “Give me chocolate or I will cut you!”
  • “I’d like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.”
  • “All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day.”
  • “With that level of creativity you could easily become assistant manager of a rendering plant.”
  • “Hit me cause it’s not gonna change the way I am. You can’t punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!”
  • “Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you.”
  • “I’m shaking and it’s either from low blood sugar or rage.”
  • “Wow… Your wife’s kind of a bitch.”
  • “Last year a guy asked me to marry him. I moved.”
  • “Oh my god, are you proposing? We’ve known each other for 6 weeks. Stand up. You’re freaking me out.”
  • “I-I wanna marry you, someday. Until then, will you accept this promise ring?”
  • “I’m sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I’ll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.”
  • “You’re so on my list, dwarf.”
  • “Trust me on this. I’ve been planning weddings since I was 2. My Power Rangers have gotten married and divorced in so many combinations it’s like they’re Fleetwood Mac.”
  • “Y'know if you were honest and told people we did it last year, you would go from uncool to Chilly Willy.”
  • “Don’t you see that that midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville?”
  • “I mean, if you two broke up, we’d be free to see each other, right?”
  • “I can’t go back to being terrified all the time. I jump up every time a locker slams shut. I flinch whenever I turn the corner. I don’t feel safe at this school.”
  • “Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?”
  • “He/She still believes in Santa Claus.”
  • “You’re wearing a Santa Claus hat, and yet you’re not handing me any gifts. I need gifts.”
  • “A real Christmas miracle.”
  • “You’re not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?”
  • “Can we not fight for just one day? It’s already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you.”
  • “We used to be best friends…before I got your girlfriend pregnant and then made out with your other girlfriend.”
  • “Stare at me again and I’ll break your nuts.”
  • “The only job you’re gonna have is working on a pole.”
  • “No ‘cause I just try to be really, really honest with people but I think that they suck, you know?”
  • “Here I am, on Valentine’s and single. Whatever. I’ll just marry an NFL player. They’re super reliable.”
  • “Holy sweet hell. They’re fooling around! I know what cheating looks like! I do it all the time.”
  • Please. I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.“

you know when you grow up fantasizing about your funeral regularly and wondering who will cry at your funeral and what people will say about you when you’re gone and (most importantly) wondering if all the people who hurt you will feel guilty

and then you tell someone out loud how often you fantasize about your funeral and suddenly you find out it isnt a normal relatable teen thing that most people do

Gif Challenge!
1. Open your GIF folder.

 2. Choose every 4th GIF after each question. NO CHEATING!

This is you:

oh cool I’m a timelord.

This is your best friend:

SAMMY

This is what your parents are like:

oh

What you do when you’re alone:

i… don’t know what this means

How strangers see you:

well they sometimes say i have a cute nose, so…. yeah?

How the same sex sees you:

okay

How the opposite sex sees you:

ACCURATE

How your crush sees you:

someday

Your favorite fandom:

hey guysssss

Your taste in music:

ummm it’s not that bad…..

If you had a superpower it would be:

sooooo am i a male cat now or…..

You in the morning:

……..

Your thoughts on school:

accurate, though

Your reaction to being asked out:

probably

Your parents reaction to you going on your first date:

awwww, thanks mom and dad

What you do on Friday nights:

whoa there

What you do in class when you should be listening:

fantasizing about Supernatural?

Your reaction to failing a subject/test:

perfect

Your reaction to passing a subject/test:

okay

Your reaction to graduating:

pretty much

Your feelings on the world:

ACCURATE AGAIN

Your reaction to knowing the world is going to end:

OH NO IT’S TUESDAY

What you would do to save the world:

oh

Your job:

i approve

How your kids act:

…..am I god

The rest of your life:

oh

How you die:

uh oh

People at your funeral:

…..well fuck you too

The end!