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Exo Reactions To What Types Of Serial Killers They Would Be

This might seem weird to some people but I really thought it was interesting & I was super inspired to do it so I hope it doesn’t come off too creepy. haha. Also, this took me like 3 hours… heh. xo


THIS WAS ALL MADE FOR FUN & IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IF YOU’RE OFFENDED OR WEIRDED OUT BY MURDER OR KILLING THEN PLEASE IGNORE THIS. ALSO THERE’S A LOT OF SEXUAL STUFF WHICH SHOULD REALLY ALWAYS BE EXPECTED FROM ME, LET’S BE HONEST.


Chen, D.O. Suho, Tao & Xiumin gifs were edited by me, use if you want


/I do not own any gifs unless stated otherwise/


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Baekhyun:  Serial Killer Title: “The Aegyo Monster”

─Police File─

Name: Byun Baekhyun

Age: 23

No. Of Victims: Hundreds

Weapon Of Choice: Hands

M.O.: He targets unsuspecting females & males of youth to young adult age. His target usually accompanies him to his apartment where they converse & he lures them into a false sense of security by acting cute or goofy. He attacks at their most vulnerable moment, strangling them to death. Just before they succumb to their demise, he takes a “selfie” of him doing aegyo & posing the body to do it as well. The body is usually found the next day, sitting on a bench in the park. 

Danger Level: YELLOW - Threat, not to be underestimated

Chanyeol:  Serial Killer Title: “The Playboy”

─Police File─

Name: Park Chanyeol

Age: 22

No. Of Victims: Hundreds

Weapon Of Choice: Suffocation

M.O.: He targets women of late teen to late twenties age, wooing them until they agree to go with him back to his home where he woos them further. Once he’s got them successfully comfortable, he offers them alcohol to relax. He gets them sufficiently drunk & continues to on with the evening where he seduces them into sleeping with him. After the love making, he waits until they fall asleep & smothers them with a pillow. He wraps the body in the bed sheet & disposes of it in the near-by river.

Danger Level: ORANGE - Dangerous but usually not armed.

Chen:  Serial Killer Title: “The Lightning Bug”

─Police File─

Name: Kim Jongae

Age: 22

No. Of Victims: Unknown

Weapon Of Choice: Electricity

M.O.: He targets victims of any age or sex. He lures them in with his inviting smile, gets them alone & uses many means of murdering them by electric shock. Women are usually found to have been killed via bathtub where he had dropped an electronic device into the water. The bodies are almost never found due to being reduced to ashes as they are burned so badly, but few bodies have been found in a pit at a local garbage dump.

Danger Level: ORANGE - Dangerous but not usually armed.

D.O.: Serial Killer Title: “The Grim Reaper”

─Police File─

Name: Do Kyungsoo

Age: 22

No. Of Victims: Unknown (Most notably Park Chanyeol)

Weapon Of Choice: Unknown

M.O.: Little is known as to how he picks his victims, but it has been noted that he has a temper & will usually be found using his fists to beat his victim to death. Though other cases would show that he has been known to use other means such as suffocation & blunt force to the head. He never leaves a trace of his victims aside from a couple bodies found tied & wrapped in black trash bags.

Danger Level: RED - Dangerous even when not armed.

Kai: Serial Killer Title: “The Dancing Death Machine”

─Police File─

Name: Kim Jongin

Age: 21

No. Of Victims: Hundreds

Weapon Of Choice: Dancing

M.O.: He targets women from late teens to early twenties. He charms them with his smile & persuades them to join him for a night at his home where he lulls them into a “spontaneous” session of dancing. As an experienced dancer, he has been known to go for hours without resting & he uses this ability to tire his victims to the point of their feet bleeding. He forces them to continue until they pass out from the pain. Once they’re successfully unconscious, he finishes them off by throwing them in water so that they drown to death. The bodies are usually found in lakes to trick the public into assuming they drown after falling in.

Danger Level: YELLOW - Threat, but not usually armed

Kris: Serial Killer Title: “The Night Flyer”

─Police File─

Name: Wu Yifan

Age: 24

No. Of Victims: Hundreds

Weapon Of Choice: Heights

M.O.: He targets victims of any age & sex. He lurks on tall building’s roofs, usually tourist attractions like Sky Decks late at night. He meets his victim & small talks them into following him to an unguarded part of the roof where he pushes them off. The bodies are always found in multiple pieces from the fall so it’s never clear what happens between on the roof & being pushed off. 

Danger Level: YELLOW - Threat, but not usually armed

Lay: Serial Killer Title: None

─Police File─

Name: Zhang Yixing

Age: 23

No. Of Victims: Unknown

Weapon Of Choice: Unknown

M.O.: Little is known about whether he’s killed hundreds or tens since no body has ever been found, but he was spotted dumping a body that was later discovered to have been burned. There’s no evidence to support that he’s a serial killer but during an interrogation he laughed at the investigator when he was asked why he burned his bodies. He didn’t correct them when they pluralized the word so it was assumed he’s done it more than once. There is no real explained reason why or how he burns the bodies, but it’s suspected that he uses a pocket lighter.

Danger Level: RED - Always armed with a lighter which could be his weapon, unclear whether or not he’ll use it publicly

Luhan: Serial Killer Title: “The Casanova”

─Police File─

Name: Lu Han

Age: 25

No. Of Victims: 60-100

Weapon Of Choice: Sex, Drugs

M.O.: Along with his partner in crime, Oh Sehun, he seduces women of any age. The team gangs up on the women once they’re finally alone & take turns pleasuring her until she becomes so tired & sore that she passes out. This one is considered the brains of the operation as he usually is the one to start the process of making love & his partner comes in later to finish the job. They continue to relieve their victims of life by drugging them & dumping their bodies in a dumpster frequented by drug addicts which lead police to believe they were drug addicts as well. 

Danger Level: RED - Dangerous even when unarmed

/I just want to be clear that they’re not raping the women, just having sex until she gets too tired, then they stop/

Sehun: Serial Killer Title: “The ASSassin”

─Police File─

Name: Oh Sehun

Age: 21

No. Of Victims: 60-100

Weapon Of Choice: Sex, Drugs

M.O.: As the other half of a duo, along with Lu Han, his report only differs in the details. He’s the brawn of the two, taking the brunt of the work that goes into their murders. He pleasures the victims for lengthy hours without tiring & when they can’t handle any more, he allows his partner to drug them. He then dumps the bodies himself as his partner cleans up & finds the next victim.

Danger Level: RED - Dangerous even when unarmed  

/same as with Luhan, they aren’t raping anyone/

Suho: Serial Killer Title: “Suho”

─Police File─

Name: Kim Junmyeon

Age: 24

No. Of Murders: Thousands

Weapon Of Choice: Knife

M.O.: He targets victims of any age & sex. He appears as the friendly neighbor next door but once his true nature is shown, the monster is revealed. He’ll invite them into his home with a kind smile, where he offers them comforting things like snacks or drinks, then when the target is busy admiring the items given, he strikes from behind. The victims are usually found with multiple stab wounds & slashed throats. He disposes of them by driving into the middle of a dessert or forest preserve & burying them deep in the ground. The only way bodies have been found are by hikers or overhead surveyors who spot the disturbed & disheveled plots of Earth. 

Danger Level: MAX - Armed & extremely dangerous

Tao: Serial Killer Title: “The Kung-Fu Slayer”

─Police File─

Name: Huang Zitao

Age: 21

No. Of Victims: 50-70

Weapon Of Choice: Kung-Fu

M.O.: He targets mostly smaller/weaker victims that are vulnerable. He will get them alone, in an alley or back lot & when he strikes, he’s precise & accurate. He knows where to hit to cause the most damage. He doesn’t kill his victims right away, rather wounds them & beats them down. Once they’re close to death, he snaps their neck & leaves them where they passed. 

Danger Level: MAX - Extremely dangerous even when unarmed. 

Xiumin: Serial Killer Title: “The Pelvis Breaker”

─Police File─

Name: Kim Minseok

Age: 25

No. Of Victims: 30 70 90 982

Weapon Of Choice: His penis

M.O.: He targets women in their 20′s-30′s. He comes off as cute & approachable until he has them alone in his apartment which is where things tend to get messy. He’ll propose they have a bit of wine or something to ease their nerves then he continues to seduce them into bed. Once the victim is in the right place mentally & emotionally, he strikes. He pleasures them continuously for hours on end, never stopping even when the woman gets tired. He goes so hard that he breaks the pelvic bone. When he successfully reaches his peak, he smothers the victim by putting his penis in their mouth & blocking their nose with his fingers until they suffocate. The body’s are later found redressed & posed as though they’re sleeping in parks or other public places.

Danger Level: ORANGE - dangerous but unarmed

/again, he doesn’t rape anyone, just has sex until they get tired or he breaks their pelvis. omg that sounds so bad, I’m sorry/

Chloe’s Idea

Lol it’s been almost three months since I posted anything related to mmfd fanfiction (and i’m kind of sorry?). I have a small one shot I’ve been writing during these three months (it’s been actually three or four days in this long period of time but who cares :)))) and I’m not really proud of it but I wanted to finish it and post it for you to read it and all that. I hope you enjoy it and have a good end of summer (?)

Ps. Forget my possible mistakes C:

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