nationverse where Lud and Al have such big crushes on each other and everyone is wondering why the fuck these 2 act weird around each other or when the other is mentioned in a conversation
like imagine just the name of Alfred makes Ludwig stutter and blush? like that’s probably how Gilbert found out about the crush anyway.
and imagine Alfred overhears someone saying how Ludwig is stuck up and too strict and Alfred turns around so fast like “Fuck off! If you don’t like the way he organizes meetings then just don’t come!” and just completely blows up? And while everyone is kinda wondering what the fuck is going on between these 2 why are they acting weird with each other, a select few no exactly what’s going 😏.
And Lud and Al start hanging out a little bit more and sitting next to each other at meetings and occasionally the whole meeting room will go silent because Alfred whispered a funny joke to Ludwig and Ludwig actually giggled and it caught everyone, including Alfred, off guard.
ahhhh these 2 crushing on each other like crazy but are too afraid to admit it and like Mathew and Gilbert are screaming inside because just fucking ask him out!!! meanwhile France and Britain are getting suspicious and sometimes corner Ludwig asking what’s going on between the 2 and they’ve never seen Ludwig so flustered and red in their lives like he’s legit hiding his face behind his briefcase trying (and failing) to persuade them that nothing is going on he doesn’t even know Alfred that well haha…
Alfred is a little smoother when cornered by them (not really lol) and just laughs really hard and loud like “Germany??? that hunk of a man??? that brick wall????? that handsome fella??? no way jose hahahahahaha why do you ask”
Imagine the other Germanics asking Ludwig about it during family dinners like Austria blatantly asking “So have you courted that dumbass yet or what?” and Ludwig chokes on his fucking food. Imagine Liechtenstein giving Ludwig advice though ahhhhhh like she tells him to give Alfred flowers and chocolate and “doesn’t he like Mcdonald’s? buy him some for breakfast one day!” and Ludwig does and Alfred is so happy like he comes into a meeting late and forgot to eat and boom Ludwig hands him a small bag of McDonald’s breakfast and mumbles a little “I wasn’t sure how many hashbrowns you wanted because you always complain that one isn’t enough so I got you 3 I hope that’s okay…” and everyone else at the meeting is staring like what in the fuck is going on and Alfred is so fucking flustered and his heart is skipping beats and he’s quiet throughout the entire meeting and silently eating everything Ludwig got him and
I didn’t mean for this to get so long but??? god i love these 2
It always strikes me as a bit strange that it seems like its pretty much fanon that the team assignment system of the ninja academy was fake and utterly bullshit. Mostly because I feel like people always cite the InoShikaChou trio as proof (because they couldnt possibly have been put together on the basis of grades?), because, like, Shikamaru had shit grades…… on purpose…….. I know that he thought being on a team with Ino would be “troublesome”, but if he figured out that Chouji and Ino were grade compatible then he’d do it to be on Chouji’s team I bet.
I don’t think it’s impossible that a ninja academy has a grading system designed to slot together specializing teams either, like team 8, if there are more graded subjects than we see in canon.
That said, I don’t think that the theory that the team assignment are rigged and bullshit is unlikely either (since they’re ninjas), but somehow it bothers me to use someone we know manipulated their grades deliberately as proof, like Shikamaru is playing us as well as his teachers. Sorry to dump this on you Kat, but this is the only Naruto based platform i frequent ^^’
💎 Sa wants to know what you think of his cybernetics, lol!
“ Wow, uh, I can see you being an easy 7.5 once upon a time, but now you just scream a big fat ‘no’ for reasons that can be summed up as ‘taking it too far.’ Giving you a 2 out of curtsy and then I’m calling Containment and filing a complaint to one of the higher druids and never sleeping again. ”
Hi, Shea! since ur basically my Internet parent, I wanted to ask you a question. I'm a fanfic writer, and one of my stories has been getting lots of attention, and there's this one person who really likes my stuff and keeps talking and interacting with me, and at first I was like, super excited, b/c YAY! FRIEND! but I just found out they're 40, and I'm only 17. They don't seem harmful, but you don't really know who you're talking to, yada yada. What do you think? What can I do to stay safe?
Aaaa this is a really tricky situation, I completely understand why you’d be torn! On the one hand, I really don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with someone older encouraging you n your writing - it’s a nice feeling to be recognized, and this person truly may not mean you any harm! On the other hand, though, the most important thing is to put your own safety first and foremost, and 40-17 is a very big age gap.
If you ever feel uncomfy talking to this person at any point, I’d say block them right away, because your gut feelings are usually sound indicators of safety. If they haven’t made any unwanted advances/otherwise made you feel uncomfortable, though, and you decide you want to keep talking to them (which is absolutely up to you!), I’d just suggest being extremely careful with the amount of personal info you give them (like nothing about where you live, no last names, try not to talk about your personal life, etc.). Remember that no friend online is worth endangering yourself.
I’m super proud of you for being careful! As a very wise man once said, “safety first, safety second, coolness third.”