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quotes from the signs of how they view themselves and their signs

aries: “I’m opinionated and when something intrigues me or is brought to my attention I really like to research it and learn about it so I’m like super great to come to for advice. I can be really aggressive in a way like not physically but emotionally and I’m reckless. I like to have fun”

taurus: “umm im really closed off n not many people know the REAL me like no one really knows the inside me u know like i dont share my feels n like im really loving n caring n emotional n i can be kinda dramatic but like cancers overshadow us”

gemini: “well i think there are definitely ~two sides of me~ but i think it’s like that for everyone”

cancer: “the stereotype about us being like huge crybabies isn’t entirely true like i think i’m just as emotional as the next person but i feel like cancers are a lot stronger than people believe they are and we’re problem solvers too even though people generally see us as problem creators. i don’t think i’ve ever met a cancer that didn’t have a huge heart yknow like i’m super loving and caring and i think that more than being like crybaby emotional we’re lovey dovey emotional. great at giving advice bc we’re super logical and parental. of all the signs i’d say we’re the most similar to lawyers. we also talk a lot”

leo: “i say i don’t care what people think of me but i really do, i hate making other people upset idontknow anymore i was trying to be inspiring for you but that’s all i got”

virgo: “i pay attention to every single detail about anyone and everyone. i have very good sense of judgement and truth. i’m very hard on myself, very insecure. i think very logically and cautiously. i dont even know much more i see of myself, but i’ll tell you one thing, the most important, virgos love. they love so fucking hard. i’d say more than anyone else. I WAS GONNA MAKE IT REALLY GOOD AND LONG AND MEANINGFUL BUT I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I WAS HOLDING IT WHILE THINKING”

libra: “Smart funny but indecisive as hell cant make up their own mind if their life depended on it. Generally very good hearted people and there for others. Not easily discouraged but can get lazy easily and unfocused from the task at hand. Aesthetic sign in love with all that is beautiful and pleasing to see and feel.”

scorpio: “uhh I really want to be loved and accepted and I think that’s why I’m really sexually driven like I give the people what they want in exchange for what I want”

sagittarius: “idk i don’t really care about anything like i’m laid back but i also care a lot about everything??? if you make me mad i can be really like cold towards you and i’ll make it known that i’m upset. i’m loving and caring and i protect the ones i love”

capricorn: “Capricorns are definitely hard workers and very goal oriented and do things that they set their minds too like everyone says but I also think many capricorns are sensitive and parental but also children at heart”

aquarius: “i like to be alone but in the presence of people i’m kinda backwards idk i’m shy but with close friends i am a lunatic also why is aquarius an AIR SIGN LIKE THE LOGO FOR IT IS LITERALLY TWO WAVES WHY ISN’T IT WATER LIKE AQUA-RIUS HELLO”

pisces: “I guess I’m funny. I care for people a lot but when it comes to them needing help, idk how to help bc I’m a piece of shit! But I’m a pretty good listener. In relationships I think I’m a pretty good partner bc I give it my all but I can be a piece of shit.”

kitchen sink

James Potter to all children grow up except four: so if i’m john lennon

James Potter: then sirius is ringo starr

James Potter: remus is paul mccartney

James Potter: and pete can be pete best

Peter Pettigrew: ok

Remus Lupin: i can deal with that

Sirius Black: i heard ringo starr was a massive dick

James Potter: exactly my point

Sirius Black: blocked


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love letter 2.0

to the boy i am in love with,
i am not sure where to start and how to tell you i love you. i know people feel you’re just another boy that i met when i was young and wasted but it doesn’t feel that way. it doesn’t feel like you’re just another boy who i’ll forget. i dont think i can even bring myself to forget the little things i know about you. like how much you despite okra. or like how much you hate cheaters and liars. or like how much you love me. i don’t think i can ever bring myself to forget how i feel when i am with you, how good i feel when you hold my hand, how my heart beats faster when you kiss me, how my world seems better when you smile at me. i don’t think i can ever bring myself to forget the first time you said i love you to me, and i was just surprised because i didnt see it coming frankly, like i didnt see how strong we would be despite 6500 miles between us coming. i don’t think i can ever bring myself to forget you. ever. i know people always told me long distance is hard, but people always told me the earth is round. i dont believe it, not unless they get me concrete proof because we did long distance and i’m still as desperate in love with you as i were before. i think long distance would have been hard if we let it be, but between busy schedules and time differences, one thing always kept us going. the fact that we kinda are crazy about each other. pretty hard to believe, but since im not deep alseep and typing this at thirty past midnight must be true. so yeah, this is my public display of affection. this is where i tell you, someday im going to move in with you and make you breakfast and kiss you first thing in the morning. and you’ll know then how good a cook i can be. i love you like you’re the sun to my rainbow. i cant be fucking radiant without you. and you know what the best part it, you can’t see a rainbow without the rain.

so my 9yr old brother watched newsies

here are some choice quotes (i only started taking them down a bit through):

  • talking about the delancey brothers fighting the newsies to stop them from striking “those two against these guys? they have no CHANCE”
    “those guys against just jack dont even have a chance!’
    "BOTH OF THEM HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE BEATING UP JACK THAN ALL OF THESE GUYS”
  • i told him specs’ name and he remembered it and i got excited and he said  “how could i forget specs”
  • “i love specs”
  • when les smashes the delanceys heads together “yeah. YES LES”
  • “jack just looks BADASS!!!!!”
  • goons show up  “who are they? the brooks?”
  • “oh… more boys to beat them up”
  • “i would LOVE to be in this fight”
  • davey, rolling the barrel with les "DAVEY DIDNT KNOW… HE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN HERE”
  • romeo gets punched  “WHAT THE FUCK. ROMEO JUST GOT THE ASS WHOOPED OUT OF HIM" 
  • he kind of just talked about crutchie all through santa fe he was so upset that crutchie was gone
  • "cutchies gone”
  • “I WANT CRUTCHIE BACK” x3
  • “I NEED SPANKS! AND FRESH AIR!" 
  • "wait… is it specs or spanks?”
  • “I HAVENT SEEN HIM? WHERE IS HE” asking where specs is in the middle of santa fe because he couldnt remember him in the fight
  • me: “theres specs” him: “WHERE?”
  • katherine talks about the front page “but what about crutchie”
  • as king of new york begins  “race… its just race" 
  • "jacks at his…. air quotations PENTHOUSE” “specs… i dunno just… look at him . hes up on a table”
  • specs doing his fast tapping  “was he the one like TELLELELELELELLELE" 
  • they all start tapping at once  "oh jeez… sick" 
  • “what’s her name” he forgot katherines name in the middle of king of new york
  • king of new york ends “is that the end???”
  • romeo walking on his hands  "YEAH GO ROMEO" 
  • letter from the refuge… “OH. HES IN PRISON. JACK ESCAPED FROM THAT PLACE”
  • i guess i wasnt much help anyway “oh shut up. you were. well you couldnt have done anything” (i cried when he said this)
  • ‘oh yeah jack, this is crutchie by the way’ “snort who else would he think it was? just saying”
  • your brother, crutchie “ oh… OH YEAH”
  • “is that jack? whats he doing? oh hes a painter now”
  • “i like danny” (danny?) “davey" 
  • "hes happy because hes like a little brother…” talking about les and jack. rip davey
  • “I SWEAR SHE LIKES DAVEY MORE THAN JACK. IM JUST SAYING. or she mores friends with davey than jack" 
  • in watch what happens reprise  "theyre like the four main characters. oh and crutchie. its just that hes not here”
  • “THATS HIS DAUGHTER? HIS DAUGHTER?”
  • when jack said that pulitzer stinks  “he sounds like a little kid” and then imitated jack
  • pulitzer says cowboy or convict “ cowboy then. YIPEEYAW, PCHEW PCHEW”
  • what they doing? OH ITS BROOKLYNS! its the brooklyn people! but its actually just them. oh no… the front row… that guys the same guy as before. points at spot (me: hes not new) oh but points at elmer that guys not new. brooklyn. howd they get brooklyn. HOW COME BROOKLYN ARE THE TOP NEWSIES?
  • when jacks not at the strike ‘is that davey? daveys the new man, right?’
  • “everyones afraid of… of jack now right”
  • jack and katherine kiss  “……oookAY”
  • “she probably did that to calm him down”
  • “this…based on a true story? is it!?
  • about a whole minute of him just trying to get comfortable and not paying attention to something to believe in
  • “im just saying…she seemed like an asshole at the start. one of those posh assholes. right?”
  • “im looking closely and… if they kiss… do they actually kiss… some tv shows they actually.. have to kiss. in the thing… they actually.. kiss”
  • in the middle of something to believe in he started ranting about spot? “know that lil short guy? no the um… the brooklyn. i wouldnt be scared of him. hes the same height as me. hes a tOUGH GUY. he pushed jack. so? im just saying. what’s so badass about that? whys everyone scared about him”
  • quietly in the middle of once and for all “ “i love this movie" 
  • another rant about spot in the middle of once and for all this time  "he DOES look tough… but whys everyone scared of him? is it because… he’s tough? okay im just saying when he banged that wooden thing… he wasnt even close to how hard the delanceys banged it. not NEARLY as hard. this was him (gentle hit) and this was them (HARD HIT) … im just saying but they hit it way harder”
  • “oh yeah. jack… jack banged it EVEN HARDER. with the cloth. hes just like. … BLOGHUGHG !!! (bangs rlly hard) he was Angry”
  • “THEYRE INCLUDING THE AUDIENCE IN IT… LIKE THE AUDIENCE IS ALL THE NEW YORK”
  • (me: theres spot) him: laughs
  • roosevelt is on screen  “i like him. like his moustache.”
  • when jack freaks out about teddy shaking his hand “WHAT HAVE I BEEN TOUCHED BY!”
  • (deep, southern voice) “ITS A COMPRAMISE WE CAN ALL LIVE WITH”
  • pulitzer and jack spit and shake hands. “UGGGHHHH.  HE DIDNT EVEN SPIT”
  • “i like romeo. LOOK AT HIS FUNKY SOCKS, THE ONLY ONE WITH FUNKY SOCKS”
  • “wait. just think. the idea that davey said at the start… is now the end…. (leans over and pauses newsies)  he said any of the papers you dont sell… we buy back (does mind blown action)”
  • "YAY. CRUTCHIE (VOICE GOES UP 10 OCTAVES) CRUUTCHIE!!!!!! YEEEEAHHHHHH”
  • when katherine and jack were talking at the end  “i dont feel…"  "santa fe. is that even a real place?” and then burped very loudly
  • (me: that ones albert, the one with the red hair) “whos albert” (me: the one with red hair) sean: but who is he. am i supposed to just… know some guy called albert 
  • “whos that? …thats some guy from brooks”
  • “OH YES (claps) SPEC. DID YOU SEE SPECS SWEET MOVES!??!?!?! IN MIDAIR YOU CANT SEE ITS SPECS”
  • “ ok wheres jack. wheres jack. OH HERE HE COMES. wiat wheres jack. oh here. jeremy jordan. is it jeremy jordan?”

tag yourself as something he said im his spot insults

random bios

c stewrtz 

  • do not be worried about what people think of you
  • when it’s over, leave.
  • im such a sarcastic bitch
  • go ahead. do your worst.
  • im senseless
  • too fucking cute for this
  • enjoy the silence
  • everytime you smile at me i fall in love over and over again
  • it’s awful to want to go away
  • no words can explain the way i miss you
  • my heart talks about nothing but you
  • i cant and i dont to want see another thing
  • millions of stars in the sky, but all i wanna do is stare into your eyes
  • is there no way out of the mind?
  • they say i act like i dont give a fuck, i tell them im not acting
  • if you think of pulling the trigger, keep in mind that I could still shoot first
  • three word story: pain changes people
  • i don’t need a Valentine, i need Valentino
  • i’m all yours i got no control
  • lets do what we love and do a lot of it
  • have the courage to follow your heart
  • i’ll never be good enough at anything
  • i like the storms, they let me know that even the sky scream sometimes
  • you can dye your hair, buy new clothes, you can change your shoes, rearrange your nose but it don’t change the fact that you’re ugly on the inside
  • i don’t wanna be your friend, i wanna kiss your neck
  • if you never shoot i’ll never know
He’s Got You High

For @a-simple-rainbow. ♥♥♥

She wanted something based on this post: Kurt sends an email to his TA while high on pain meds after a wisdom teeth extraction.

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Blaine is in the middle of his theatre history class when his phone signals a new email in his inbox. Discreetly hiding the phone from his instructor’s view by keeping his hands behind a stack of textbooks on his desk, he goes to his email folder and checks the sender.

It reads, Kurt Hummel.

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So I hit 100 followers overnight and I guess I’m gonna do a follow forever kind of thing??? Maybe oh gosh idk what to say first of all, thanks so much to everyone who follows me and interacts with me or just follows me and looks at my stuff because seriously, i love you all.

Also, because @wildtsukai @avalanchiing and @icelandicandamess sent me the 

thingy, i’m going to take a moment to list 10 of my favourite roleplayers i interact with on here.

@quiet-loudmouth is by far one of my most favourites. I love her OC caden and ive grown very close to her. I consider her a very close friend <3

@i-am-the-bamf anna is a good friend of mine (i like to think) and i love talking to her and sending her pictures of my cat~ She’s an amaing Kurt Wagner roleplayer and i suggest you all take a moment to check her out. Also, she’s the reason this blog even exists sooooo

@wildtsukai dizzy is fantastic and even though we both suck at replying within reasonable amount of times :’^) i love roleplayng with her Todd Tolansky and I swear I’m going to reply to the thread with Mort sometime within like… this week?? ehehe

@blind-mutant sooo i juuuust started talking to gizmo, but i already love them and I used to stalk Rhys when I first came on here and I already love them and ive always loved them and im pretty happy im finally doing a thread with them <3

@mutantleaderinthemaking the very first person i started roleplaying with and i cant thank them enough. i was but a multimuse blog when we started, but because of them, i’ve honed my bobby muse and decided to make this exclusively for bobby drake. they’re a wonderful scott with wonderful headcanons and i love them <3

@exolazarus i love their interpretation of Morgan soooo much, like… soooooo much. He’s a cute Welsh blueberry and Bobby promises to love him forever and ever

@godsperfectidiiot i know theyre not really around anymore, but i really liked the little interactions between Wade and my 616 Bobby <3 and theyre also just a very sweet person in general

@magnokineticheiress So we never really got far with out thread, but i really like how they play lorna and i like their style and it actually prompted me to sit down and start making and editing icons. but theyre really cool and we talked a little bit and theyre nice ^_^

@prodreamer356 another fantastic scott blog that i actually started talking to on ao3.org over some fanfics i had written. they have amazing headcanons and they’re a pretty good scott roleplayer. they’re also fairly new to all of this but theyre really good. hit them up!

@missbigbadwolfie one of the first people i started roleplaying with. Evee is a p cool character and the mun is super sweet. check her out!

So now I’m going to move onto my Follow Forever part of this but this is already pretty long so im going to list them under the cut.
I’m going to try and list 100 different blogs / people so i mean… adfds bare with me plz n thnk

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hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™ even if no one cares

  • piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..
  • ass-mar
  • the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this
  • the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.
  • im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”
  • also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit 
  • k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe
  • “i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;
  • k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie?? 
  • ‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.
  • in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.
  • god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad
  • i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD
  • one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)
  • how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(
  • “’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child
  • “piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him
  • and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.
  • my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao
  • he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw
  • piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd
  • i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno
  • “piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;
  • “piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies
  • “this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing
  • simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;
  • simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav
  • “only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like
    piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.”
    why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird
  • “piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha
  • when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw
  • “piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”
  • what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao
  • “ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute
  • “’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic
  • more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him
  • indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed
  • i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao
  • the whole three blind mice convo…i luv
  • particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY 
  • also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(
  • “’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE
  • piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks
  • “jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t
    let anything happen to piggy, must we?’”
     AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT
  • “piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.
  • piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!
  • he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd
  • piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad
  • samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute??? 
  • also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw
  • piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh
  • when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him
  • piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me
  • when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him
  • piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE
  • piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY
  • ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.
  • piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is
  • piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!
  • when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.
  • the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,
  • PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK 
  • he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…
  • the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.
  • “’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.
  • piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad
  • his last words…powerful and iconic.
  • i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad
  • k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain. 
  • of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing

hey its me, tumblr user taahko, unsurprisingly making a post about the adventure zone, arent we all shocked, its a modern day au

  • the three main bois are roommates and initially it’s just kind of like a craigslist situation where they all need money and dont really know each other and get pissed off at each other a lot bc lets face it, theyre all really fucking weird
  • merle’s got a teeny windowbox where he grows weird plants bc theres no room for an actual garden & theres like tiny bonsais all over the apartment. he works for the city parks service & plays music too loud
  • magnus does a lot of weird part time jobs & jogs a lot not because he cares about staying in shape but because it’s a good way to meet dogs. he talks to his fish a lot
  • taako works in retail and is actually almost never home for the first couple weeks until he gets fired for asking a customer if they could even find their own dick since they apparently couldnt find the men’s aisle on their own and after that he decides hes ‘figuring shit out’ and spends a lot of time cooking and picking up shifts at the starbucks which he hates
  • the first time the three of them kinda really decide to be friends is one night a few weeks in when they all realize theyre in the same room at the same time which almost never happens and taakos just like well this is horribly awkward god how are we gonna be roommates if this is what its like hanging out with you guys and that gets a laugh
  • hurley & sloane are the quote unquote lesbians next door and sometimes one of them is just chilling in the living room. usually sloane bc she doesnt have a real job unless you count drag racing on weekends. she and taako are Gay Friends 
  • the fav group activity is drinking really shitty alcohol on friday nights and watching meme movies and magnus is such a lightweight that he’ll be in like tears of laughter over the first 2 minutes of shrek and then later on genuinely sobbing bc steven the fish cant talk and isnt that so tragic you guys…isnt that so upsetting
  • taako dyes his hair like every 2 weeks and magnus gets a little concerned like …youre hurting your hair dude.. and taakos like [head covered in tinfoil and bleach] shut the fuck up sideburn boy
  • hanging out with the three of them casually is an absolute nightmare bc theyre that kind of friend where one of them will say something innocuous like “juicy” and then you cant talk to them for 15 minutes bc theyre losing their goddamn minds
  • sorry this is long. im tired so it’s over now
Camren 2016 indirects theory #1

So… as my blog gets more known, I get a bigger follower base, and those followers give me their assumption about camren and what’s going on amid them, this is 1/3 out of the anon theories. I organized this post from a bunch of theories and pictures this anon sent me. So a big thanks to you dude. 

Credits to the person who wanted to stay anonymous, thank you boo.

Alright let’s go

Originally posted by realhousewivesofatlanta

(Once again, this is a mixture of this anon’s theories and my opinion, so im not taking full credit, 99% of it goes to you anon)

~

(BEFORE WE GO ON I DONT THINK LAUCY ARE DATING, JUST A HEADS UP TO THAT CRITICISM I GOT FOR SUPPOSEDLY SAYING LAUCY WAS A THING) 

*to me it’s not a thing but there is some triangle here*

“Quotes Camila liked, posted whenever Lauren posts a picture and is seen with Lucy. “

 Lucy with Lauren before her birthday: 

It says: “no comes atras de las mariposas, cuida de tu jardin y ellas vendran hasta ti”

Which in english is:  “do not run care back of butterflies, take of your garden and they will come to you”

Lucy with Lauren ON her birthday:

“Ta tranquilo…”

Which in English is: Be calm

2.

Lauren posted the IG photo with Lucy, “fave and I”:

Camila liked this on Twitter:

“The wound is the place where the light enters you.”

3. 

NOW THIS IS WHERE SHIT GOT REAL

Alexa posted an ig photo of Lauren and Lucy in the pool:

Camila reblogged this

“And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.”

   ~ Camila later UNFOLLOWED Alexa on IG, and after that Camila reblogged these two tumblr posts~

The anon said he/she is 100% sure that camila was following the alexayferrer instagram account.

“ I can risk my college degree on this because Im 100% sure Camila is following @alexayferrer instagram account “

Camila then tweeted a song called “Somebody to Love”


and tweeted it with the lyrics of “Can anybody find me somebody to love?”. Clearly, Camila ain’t happy about this photo of Lucy all over Lauren.

So… as a payback, Camila dined out with France..

Yep. France.

Recently, there were obvious indirects between the two (C&L) like: 

July 17th, 2016

Days Later Lauren tweeted:


(What is Lauren’s age in camren’s glory year of 2013? Answer? 17, exactly)

 AND NO, IT WAS NOT ABOUT LUCY’S POST, because Lucy also posted an IG photo about year 2013. Hers was posted July 25. Lauren answered this after Camila’s post (july 24) and NOT after Lucy’s. (But not to be too biased, with this intention of Lucy, I think she has feelings for Lauren and wants to fight to have her heart) Logical, right?

Originally posted by realitytvgifs


Anyway, what I think is that.. they aren’t together now. MAYBE, Lauren has given up to Camila days after their July 27th anniversary that explains Normani’s behavior since she’s such a Lauren girl solely.  There were so many times Lauren looked at Camila, but notice how cold Camila was?

let’s not forget that “no way” moment… like df was that?

and that time lauren could keep her eyes off camila at an acoustic performance of BHB

~Maybe, just maybe Roger Gold doesn’t want Camren rumors since she’s building a straight/heterosexual image for Camila’s future (let’s be honest, he’s been watching Camila’s actions more strictly during this US tour). Camila may have agreed to this contract and Lauren cant bear that she has chosen her career over hers. This is from assumptions because I cant think of any reasons for Lauren’s sudden posts with Lucy again, knowing she and Camila had so much indirects to each other before the tour—(not to add Mike Jauregui liking a Camren post) and Normani who MIGHT got angry on how Camila would have chosen her career over Lauren? 

Moreover, these are some hints that Camren arent together anymore..

1. Surprisingly, Clara posted about deception in love or making someone believe that his/her love was true 


(July 31).. 

2.  Camila changed her header from the sun and the moon being together and in love, to a girl watching over the distance. Far away from the moon.

And then Lauren going back to Lucy whom she thinks would appreciate and love her more. May it be as a friend or more.

(iDK IF IM DELUSIONAL BUT THIS WAS POSTED ON #NATIONALGIRLFRIENDDAY, idk if they knew, but it was trending on twitter) 


3.

“And here’s Camila who reblogged this. She clearly knows and aware that she’ll lose Lauren. “

“Yes Laucy are just friends. But i think Camila can really get jealous to Lucy. It’s Lauren’s way of getting Camila’s attention. I think?”

Remember this?

If there’s something i know with Camren is that their mantra will always be letting each other feel a bit jealous for the other side to come after and fight for her.

Meanwhile, let’s remember how Lauren described “No Way” —“Being in a relationship that from the outside, to everyone it looks toxic and you guys shouldn’t be together but… it’s about the conversation and that relationship and how you guys have kind of overcome. It’s like you know you shouldn’t be together but you want to be together and you want to make it work.” 

  Sadly, this is what I assume that is happening on Camila and Lauren’s beautiful but complicated relationship right now.

~Lauren gave advice to anyone wanting to enter the music industry, there’s even video proof she said this:

Read the contract. THAT EXPLAINS ITSELF BASICALLY!

It may be Camila’s contract with Roger Gold or not, Camila might have no choice. Tragic.

Alright! I figured this post was long enough, I have another 1-2 coming theories, so keep an eye out for that.

anonymous asked:

could you compile a guide to the smiths, please?

The Band

Johnny Marr

  • John Martin Maher, aka the Angel of Radness
  • guitarist
  • legally changed his birth name to Johnny Marr so it would be a pun on the French phrase j’en ai marre (i’m fed up)
  • the most precious, the most pure, the most rad of all the cinnamon rolls that ever have been or ever will be, the most unproblematic of all faves
  • im not even kidding he has never done anything terrible in his life you will find no reciepts, everyone loves him, no one has ever said a bad word about him 
  • the greatest guitarist of his generation, quite literally changed the face of british pop and rock, entirely possible that without him there would be no such thing as indie or alternative music today
  • married to the wondrous Angie (they left school together when they were 15 and have been together ever since). they have two grown up kids and a dog called Riff
  • hes super healthy he doesnt do drugs or smoke or drink AND he’s a vegan and runs like five miles a day
  • he’s fifty one and wears eyeliner and silver nail varnish what does one even say to that
  • the B) emoji is based on johnny marr
  • has an honourary doctorate from salford university so technically he’s Dr. Marr
  • HE’S TINY LOOK AT THIS! HE CANT EVEN REACH THE MIC!
  • you would think that he is too indie pop 4 u but he has a secret life as a FUNK MASTER, his first band was named FREAK PARTY and he’s bffs with The Nile Rogers and named his son after him (exhibit a: johnny gets down and funky with chic)
  • oh ye i made eye contact with him at a gig and he winked at me
  • sorry this is long and personal but i love my Guitar Dad

Morrissey

  • Stephen Patrick Morrissey, known commonly as just Morrissey, but also as Moz, Mozzer, Misery Mozzery, and Steve
  • a twat
  • the word ‘problematic’ was invented specifically for morrissey
  • im just gonna get the bad stuff out the way to start with: has said a bunch of awful racist/misogynistic things, yes he gets taken out of context, no they cannot be justified or excused, he shouldnt say them and it pains my heart to think of it bc everything else he says is so good and wonderful how are they the same man
  • moving on
  • likes: manchester, tea, cats, oscar wilde, sixties girl groups, james dean, bikes, flowers, the new york dolls, animals, johnny marr, being alone
  • dislikes: manchester, margaret thatcher, robert smith, the monarchy, the meat industry, people who eat meat, people in general, being alive
  • has very few friendships or relationships and just sort of lives alone with his cats
  • a fan once wrote to him and told him she felt self concious wearing her hearing aid to a gig and after that he used to wear hearing aids onstage :)
  • other things he liked to do onstage: swing around large bunches of flowers and stuff them in his arse pocket, lie on the floor, hug fans (it became a problem), write things on his chest and rip off his shirt to reveal the message, yodel
  • “I have always personally been starved of romance. However, in 1982 someone stepped on my foot in Woolworths. That’s about the closest I’ve got.”
  • he used to say he was asexual in the eighties and then said he wasnt and was only celibate and most recently said he was “humansexual” (”attracted to human beings - but not many”) but im woefully uninformed on this topic someone else can help you perhaps before i put my foot in it and say the wrong thing
  • always really really sweet to his fans he used to always respond to fanmail in the eighties and its just? really sweet? i mean he also hates all humanity so its a weird dichotomy but
  • when he published his biography in 2013 is was entitled “Autobiography” and published on release by penguin classics
  • honestly its a real/love hate thing? either you despise every hair in his quiff or you would die for him theres no inbetween

Andy Rourke

  • Andrew Rourke
  • bassist
  • oh andy
  • sweet sweet precious andy
  • childhood friend of johnny marr, left school with johnny and angie, was in Freak Party with johnny
  • SUCH! A GOOD! BASSIST!
  • I MEAN LISTEN TO THIS!!
  • honestly just! the most beautiful
  • oh yeah he had a daughter at nineteen so all those photos of andy in the smiths are photos of an Actual Father, a bona fide Hot Dad
  • what else is there to say i love andy

Mike Joyce

  • drummer
  • aka “””Milk Juice””” (thats a tumblr fandom thing tho dont take that into the real world)
  • oh wait someone already did
  • there’s a bit of bitterness here bc he sued moz and marr in 1996 for a 25% share of the smiths royalties (expect lots of 25% jokes)
  • please dont hate him tho hes a good man and an excellent drummer
  • morrissey wishes him “the very worst for the rest of his life”
  • he used to be in a punk band its very  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Craig Gannon

  • the hidden fifth smith not so many people know about him
  • in 1986 andy was fired from the smiths (for his drug use i think), legend says that he woke up one morning to find a postcard from morrissey on the windscreen of his car which said “You have left The Smiths” (morrissey denies this but andy doesnt and honestly i believe andy over moz) (also im very sketchy on the details so dont eat me)
  • he was gone for two weeks and in the meantime craig gannon took over on bass, but when andy came back he stayed on as rythym guitarist and played on a few tracks and toured with them
  • a good and beautiful guy honestly (tho i think he also sued for royalties so :/)
  • here he is (to the left of morrissey)

sorry abt the pic they just look really good here and i want to cry

  • the smiths formed in manchester in 1982 when johnny marr knocked on morrisseys front door and pressed his face to the glass. please read this article abt the whole thing i cry
  • morrissey descibes their meeting. im fine :) (thats me screamin with my mouth closed)
  • what can i say? johnny and moz were phenomenal together they wrote so many good songs (they wrote ‘half a person’ in four and a half minutes! FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES!)
  • He was different with me than he was with everybody else. I couldn’t have given my music to anybody - anybody else, and he appreciated it more, because he just fell in love with it, and that went on all the way through the band. In many ways he was my biggest fan really.” - Johnny Marr
  • but they were only together for five years :( johnny and morrissey fell out and everything got really stressful and. yeah ill just give some quotes bc im sad
  • “One night we had a conversation and he said “ I think it’s about time and I’ve had enough” and I was saying “Yes I understand” but I really didn’t mean it I really didn’t think he’d completely pull the plug.” - Morrissey
  • “Morrissey asked me to do a farewell gig at one point, but I said no. It just seemed like a bad idea… We actually got together a few times [afterwards]. We went for a walk in the country, we went out to dinner one night, and later we just went for a long drive. It was really good to see each other away from any scenes. Like everyone, in private we’re quite different characters. I know the real Morrissey and he knows the real me.” - Johnny Marr
  • “I think Johnny understood Morrissey more than anyone else in the world… It was almost illogical, the gulf that was coming between Johnny and Morrissey, and you couldn’t put it down to any one thing. Again, it was almost like Morrissey living out his doomed fantasies. I think at some point one of them thought, “I can’t do this. You’re saying you want to be on in this stuff but when I move towards you, you move away. Or vice versa. There’s no rhythm between us.” Whereas before, they were finishing each other’s sentences.” - Grant Showbiz (sound engineer)
  • and then johnny wrote moz this letter which he kept and kept and printed in his autobio in 2013 more than 25 years later :) :)) :))))))

The Albums

The Smiths

  • their first album and one dear to my heart
  • recieves a lot of criticism from fans and the band bc of the mess surrounding production and the poor sound quality but! who cares its beautiful
  • caused quite a stir when it came out bc it was so subversive and unapologetically Not About Hetero Romance so the press were scratching their heads a lot
  • the first single had this cover and andy talks about the mortification he felt trying to show his dad his bands first single can u imagine
  • tbh the subject matter is very weird and ambiguous and a bit morbid (theres a song about the moors murders for example) but its also very sweet and funny. typical smiths tbh
  • the cover is a still from an Andy Warhol film called ‘Flesh’ but morrissey wrote the album notes as CULLED FROM ANDY WARHOLS FLESH which sounds a lot more ominous

Hatful of Hollow

  • a compilation album
  • unhappy with the quality of The Smiths the band decided to put out a compilation early on
  • essential listening tbh - u will learn soon enough that all smiths compilations are necessary
  • oh yeah some smiths records had a secret etched message from morrissey. on this album: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/IAN (ian was johnnys brother)

Meat Is Murder

  • the album that inspired a generation of vegetarians
  • ITS SO GOOD i cant ever stop listening to it tbh
  • so so many classic tracks
  • a bit more stridently political (vegetarianism, jabs at the monarchy and english school system, railing against the injustices of corporal punishment)
  • secret etching: ILLNESS IS ART / DOING THE WYTHENSHAWE WALTZ

The Queen Is Dead

  • considered by many to be their finest album (not by the band tho they think strangeways is the best)
  • every single track on here is so sublimley good how do you even articulate your feelings towards i know its over or frankly mr shankly or some girls are bigger than others WHAT DO I SAY
  • THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE. CEMETRY GATES. THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT.
  • secret etching: FEAR OF MANCHESTER / THEM WAS ROTTEN DAYS

The World Won’t Listen

  • personally this is my favourite smiths compilation altho its often overlooked bc most of the tracks appear elsewhere
  • HOWEVER it contains stretch out and wait and money changes everything so its like. objectively the best (fight me irl)

Louder Than Bombs

  • the better known american compilation album
  • REALLY REALLY ESSENTIAL SONGS its so good i love it

Strangeways, Here We Come

  • the last studio album :(
  • technically and musically their best its really ~experimental~ and different (for them)
  • Morrissey -  “We say [that it’s our best album] quite often. At the same time. In our sleep. But in different beds.”
  • features moz on piano in death of a disco dancer
  • title refers to strangeways prison in manchester
  • im gona weep if ur gonna go this is the way to do it
  • secret etching: GUY FAWKES WAS A GENIUS

Rank

  • the posthumous live album
  • released as a contractual obligation so mozzer had to pick all the tracks by himself after they’d broken up :(
  • he wanted to call it The Smiths In Heat but the label wouldn’t let him
  • contains the instrumental track The Draize Train and a really neat Marie’s The Name (Of His Latest Flame)/Rusholme Ruffians mashup
  • feat. craig gannon on guitar
  • anyway its really good
  • secret etching: PEEPHOLISM

Other Projects

Morrissey’s Solo Career

  • moz went solo after the smiths broke up and hes been massivley successful
  • the sideburns got more intense and he gradually got grumpier and grumpier
  • idk this is just my opinion but i feel that solo moz is a very different creature to smiths moz? sort of. less tender and gentle? there’s a line from i know its over that says “its so easy to laugh/its so easy to hate/it takes strength to be gentle and kind” and i feel maybe solo moz stopped caring about that so much. not that he was incapable of it -theres a lot of heartbreakingly good stuff he wrote as a solo artist- but i feel he tends more towards sarcasm and polemic than the dry humor he had in the smiths
  • THAT BEING SAID i love solo moz’s stuff there’s some glorious stuff in here so to all the angry asks im gonna recieve i say its just my opinion please dont eat me alive
  • hes released 10 studio albums as a solo artist; Viva Hate, Kill Uncle, Your Arsenal, Vauxhall And I, Southpaw Grammar, Maladjusted, You Are The Quarry, Ringleader Of The Tormentors, Years Of Refusal, and World Peace Is None Of Your Business
  • hours of entertainment can be gleaned from merely perusing the titles of solo morrissey tracks, do yourself a favour and have a look

Electronic

  • after he left the smiths johnny formed an ALTERNATIVE DANCE SUPERGROUP with New Order frontman Bernard Sumner and occasionally with Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys
  • its pretty much the greatest thing that ever happened to me its the perfect intesection of every one of my interests
  • three albums; Electronic, Raise The Pressure, Twisted Tenderness
  • they never officially dissolved things but they havent really been active since 1999 so

Johnny’s Other Projects

johnny is a massively prolific musician and has collaborated with almost everyone on the planet, including but not limited to:

  • paul mc cartney
  • the pretenders
  • the the
  • bryan ferry
  • billy bragg
  • kirsty mccoll
  • talking heads
  • beck
  • oasis
  • then he had a sort of band called Johnny Marr + The Healers and they had one album (Boomslang)
  • and then he was the guitarist for Modest Mouse for three years
  • and then he was The Cribs guitarist
  • helped hans zimmer with the soundtrack for inception and amazing spider-man 2, is working on something else with him atm i think
  • then in 2013 he went solo! he sang on his own album! everyone died bc who knew that Guitar Dad had such a beautiful voice!
  • his two solo albums are The Messenger and Playland
  • and then he played on Noel Gallagher’s Ballad Of The Mighty I and we all died a bit more

More Fun Smiths Facts

Mike mignola answered my questions about dealing with anxiety as an artist with “haha im still 90% anxiety” and went on a long tangent about it and i got a selfie with him and he signed my books and when i showed him my portfolio he was like quote unquote “ YOURE 19??!? i couldnt do JACK SHIT when i was 19” and he looked me dead ass in the eye as he shook my hand and told me im amazing at my passion

He also told me most of his ideas are bullshitted and he makes up half of everything he does if its “stupid enough to sell”

Also we have similar ways in thinking, he did art bc he couldnt do anything else and he cant even drive a car, and similar ways of drawing things out bc u dont know what theyre gona look like…
Tfw your childhood hero looks u in the eyes and tells you youre amazing…..i cant even comprehend what just happened to me…i told him that he inspired me since his work on atlantis when i was little and he was just like DAMN IM OLD….
Uhm im so happy i could die? I never ever thought i was ever going to meet him..and i made new friends too…WOWOWOW

ME,, CAITLIN ,,,,,UR LOCAL WINWIN STAN aND CAPTAIN OF THE YUTAEWIN SHIP,, HAS REACHED 1,200 FOLLOWERS……so many of yall uglies follow me for No Reason idek,,,,,y

um ok,,,,iv been on tumblr for lik e 2 years but i didnt start making friends until the last 6 months which is also the same time i joinedt the nct fandom nd i rly feel at home wit this fandom so :)) i wanna thank evyereone for makign tumblr a fun happy place 4me to jus….laug h nd hav fun…..um id like 2apologyize to anyone that followed me from the beggining bc yall kno how uglie my blog was when i was an exo stan jsebbhjdis k nanyways thank u all :(( wow im  Cry 

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putting this under a read more for obvious reasons. please do not read this and tell me im full of shit because I legit have five tabs open with all their banters and interactions in relation to this ok I know what im talking  about

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anonymous asked:

hai Nicole! I reaally love your printables ( ◞・౪・). How'd you learn to use Photoshop? Could you please link some tutorials you used to learn it? (ノ^∇^) Sorry if this is too much to ask though. Have a nice day!

hello! (o^-^o) as mentioned earlier (its also part of the faq) i taught myself how to use photoshop so I cant really link you to any tutorials i have personally used but I always link everyone itsphotoshop because really thats the only site I go to for specific tutorials (like how to put ppl in a circle or whatsoever) but i’ll just recap how I taught myself PS also here are some links i searched rn:

  • photoshop tool basics
  • hubspot OMFG WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS BEFORE IM SAD(iДi)
  • wikihow i dont use this site that much but this is an ok tutorial!
  • if u wanna read my tips u can read it below the cut! (this is reALLY LONG) (since i get so many asks abt it might as well make it v long)

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bff!seungcheol

this is dedicated to the anon who literally sent me the quickest message ever….. i just started today omg but this one is for u ((( i apologize if its hella crappy cmon its 1 am already )))

  • okay being bffs with this guy would be fun lbr but hes gonna be 100% annoyin at the same time
  • lets just say u guys been best friends since u were very tiny and smol yknow playing around in the playground
  • “hey ______! i bet u cant catch me” ok kid!seungcheol Be Quiet
  • anyways 
  • you guys basically grew up with each other and ur pretty comfortable w/ each other
  • moving on to the middle school days ((( yikes puberty days )))
  • u would definitely make fun of him when his voice cracks
  • his voice would be cracking every time i swear
  • but yknow its part of life THE CYCLE OF LIFE
  • speaking of Puberty, this would be the awkward phase in ur lives
  • yknow when u upgrade from an a to a b and seungcheol would be like “hey….. u kinda got….. bigger”
  • “WHY THE FUCK ARE U LOOKING” 
  • “IM A DUDE LET ME LIVE”
  • yikes…. these teens….. teens these days…. what even…..
  • moving on to our high school days 
  • ah yes hs
  • the best time of our lives…. ((( u wish )))
  • “so are u guys dating” 
  • “we are not dating”
  • “yeah we’re not…. or maybe we are”
  • “seungcheol shut up”
  • u would always have to correct people that you guys are bestfriends and nothing more
  • but this little shit would joke around that u guys are and this leaves the whole school going ????????????
  • thanks alot seungcheol u had one Job
  • LETS MOVE ON TO THE CUTE THINGS HE WOULD DO!!!
  • hes a gentlemen of course so hes gonna treat u with much respect
  • my type of dude 
  • he would always lend u his jacket like always even if u werent cold
  • “seung im not COLD”
  • “either way ur gonna wear this bc i dont want u to get sick”
  • “bUT-”
  • in the end he wins and u lose the end
  • he would open the door for u everywhere u guys go
  • restaurants, his car, etc etc
  • how cute am i right ladies ??? *crickets in the bg* nvm
  • he loves skinship and this is why 90% of the time people think u guys are dating
  • he would put his arm around ur shoulder and have this bright smile on his face and he just looks like an angle
  • i meant angel
  • he would give u piggyback rides i mean no ones too old to do this still!!! well maybe old people cant do it but hey u get what i mean
  • “am i heavy?”
  • “yeah ur super heavy im getting tired”
  • “ur such an ass just put me down”
  • “im just kidding just hold onto me before i drop u”
  • and there goes u, holding onto him for ur dear life bc u dont know what this kid is gonna Do
  • u guys are the type to bicker and this is another 5% why people think u guys are dating
  • “i hate u seungcheol”
  • “u mean love”
  • “im tired of u” basically u guys in a nutshell 
  • in the end u guys really care for each other… its endearing
  • u would lie to urself if u said u didnt see him as a man at least ONCE
  • ur his go to his right hand okay im quoting drake not what ur dirty mind is Thinking the ride or die
  • he would be also the type to show u off and protect u at the same time yknow ????
  • “my bestfriend is _____ and shes amazing so dont mess with her or else ill mess with u >:(” prob him
  • he sounds like a bf gtggtgtgt
  • when guys look at u weirdly, protective!cheol ACTIVATED 
  • just the simple things he does…. it just makes u feel like wow im so blessed with a dude like him
  • even tho he annoyin and irritating at times
  • would get jealous if u talk to the members more than him
  • “fine pick joshua as ur bestfriend and not ME”
  • “seung…… stop acting like ur five……″
  • he really is 5 tho
  • another 5% of people thinkin u guys are dating due to the fact u wear his clothes ((( its bc he usually leaves it at ur place or he lends it to u but u never give it back )))
  • at the end of the day thats when everything gets all ugly
  • “im glad to have u in my life”
  • “_____ is that rly u what happened to the real _____ did they steal her and bring her off to space what is Happening”
  • “god if u dont want my appreciation the door is to ur left”
  • #BYE
  • u saw him at his highest and his lowest and this makes u wanna protect him
  • “even tho im smol im gonna protect my Best Friend!!!!”
  • the type to annoy u just for fun
  • “this makes u 100% extra” u @ him everyday
  • he’s the dude u go to if u need the “goods” the goods aka the period pack
  • pads, ice cream, and a bunch of movies!!! or netflix wtv u prefer
  • but he would always forget what brand u get so he would spam u 
  • “I TOLD U 932398 TIMES GOSH WRITE IT DOWN NEXT TIME”
  • “THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME”
  • im so done already
REGARDING ARON'S SCANDAL.

Okay, so im gonna do the thing.

yep, that’s right.

bc i cant sit here and listen to all these people say stupid crap over nothing.

So Aron said, “That’s why guys are superior. To be fair - this is my opinion, don’t take it offensively or anything but I think guys make better friends than girls. Girls - you guys are hot, you guys are pretty, you guys are good to look at, but like…

okAY.

So i get people are getting mad because of the last part, “Girls - you guys are hot, you guys are pretty, you guys are good to look at.”

and yeah sure, that was dumb and it might piss you off, but–

let’s remind to the beginning, shall we?

“To be fair - this is my opinion”

not every single person is going to have the same fucking opinion. Not to mention, the “boys are superior” yeah he chuckled while he said that and the girls laughed as well because guess what? He was joking, they’re mcing on a freaking radio show– if they don’t crack some jokes every now and then there’s the probability that people won’t listen to the radio anymore.

and honestly, me– a girl, agrees with him 100%.

And for those of you who haven’t heard the full clip– shut the fuck up. Like just don’t. Both lori and tia agreed with him, why isn’t anyone saying anything about that, huh? why isn’t anyone complaining that the girls agreed with him? Where’s that scandal?

AND GUESS WHAT. THE QUOTE GOING AROUND TUMBLR? THE ONE I PUT AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS;

“That’s why guys are superior. To be fair - this is my opinion, don’t take it offensively or anything but I think guys make better friends than girls. Girls - you guys are hot, you guys are pretty, you guys are good to look at, but like…”

yEAH THAT ONE. GUESS WHAT? That person didn’t take the time to finish the quote, and you wanna know why? Because what he said wasn’t wrong at all and they just wanted to bash at him for something.

Now, let’s finish that quote.

"but you guys like to gossip a lot”

and guess what followed after?

“i dont know if this is true, but i’ve heard that you guys act like friends and then stab each other in the back.”

yeah, my best friend is a girl and my closest friends are girls, but if i look back, almost every single person that has brought me down or made me insecure, made me hate myself or something about myself has been a girl. Let’s get real here, most girls hold grudges or back stab their friends and if you cant agree to that, there’s no way in hell you can say boys are worse when it comes to things like that. But either way, ask anyone; most people will tell you the same thing and being a girl i, myself, know it’s true.

 And for those of you that want him to apologize, what do you want him to apologize for?

For being honest?

For speaking his mind?

For saying something that most of everyone on this goddamn planet have most likely said before at least once?

Chill the fuck out and stop hating on him, he didnt do anything wrong. And even if he had done something wrong, who are you to judge him?

AND HE DID NOT TRY TO OBJECTIFY GIRLS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK YOU GUYS GOT THAT FROM BUT YA’LL NEEDA STOP THAT RUMOR.

Seriously it’s so annoying how much hate aron gets–

not only for this but for stupid crap on instagram for his pictures that he posts, like shut the fuck up.

Be glad that he takes the time to post pictures, be glad that he likes to joke around and be silly, be glad that he’s honest and that he tries to get closer to his fans.

He’s a human being, and he knows fluent english so it’s not like he isnt understanding what you’re saying. A person can only take so much, chill out. jfc.

And even if i didnt know nu'est or if i didnt know who he was, i would feel the same because it’s ridiculous how riled up some people are over what he said. it’s making me so irritated and i just felt like this needed to be said.

And no, Aron isn’t ruining nu'est and he doesn’t deserve to be kicked out. He has talent and NU'EST would not be nu'est without him.

It’s very irritating how all the people that want him kicked out of the band because of this don’t know who he is or don’t listen to the band itself.

if you don’t like nu'est, don’t listen to them. seriously, it’s that easy.

And for those of you who are still butt hurt or being moody about this, go listen to the clip, go listen to it right now.

link

A/N to much fun was had.

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She couldn’t tell whether or not they were friends or not really, and as they were ether friends or together, and with her being the only girl he had ever brought home Louisa Potter was inclined to think the former.

And if it was the former she needed to ask them a vital question because as much as she loved her son, she did not want miniature versions of him running around just yet, Sirius was hard enough for just now, thank you very much.

So, striding into the room she sat on the couch across from her son and the red head, smiling at their bemused faces.

“Mum… Is their something you wanted?…” Asked James Potter, awkwardly.

“Are you two using the pregnancy protection potion?”

James choked on air in his indignation and Lily Evans felt her cheeks burn hotter than the great fire of London

“MUM-”

“Oh no, Mrs Potter-”

“WHY WOULD YOU EVEN-”

“We aren’t even-”

“SAY THAT OH MY MERLIN-”

“Dating, I swear-”

“LEAVE NOW I CANT EVEN STAND THE SHAME-”

“We’re just friends-”

“AS IF WE WOULD EVER-”

“That’s all-”

“GO OUT IN A MILLION YEARS”

“Really I- wait- a million years?” Said a startled Lily, turning toward a confused James

“You wouldn’t date me in a million years?” She asked, raising her eyebrows in growing anger.

James, on the other hand, was drowning in confusion due to having no idea what the fuck was going on and not liking the turn the conversation had taken.

“Wha- No!- that not what I meant!”

“What did you mean then?!” Said a fuming Lily rising from her seat

James was now staring from Lily to his mother is complete horror, trying to find some way to gain control of the situation.

“Lily I just meant-”

“MEANT THAT YOU THINK I’M UNDATEABLE?!” She roared, furious and rather unreasonable.

“What? No-”

“SO YOU THINK IM UGLY”

“How did you even- I did not say that?!” Said James now rising from the couch in a effort to level the playing field and to stop Lily glaring down at him.

“YOU JUST SAID IT”

“What are you even mad about?!- I don’t understand?-”

“YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING”

“How?!-”

“YOU THINK IM UNDATEABLE”

“I DIDNT SAY THAT!”

“YOU JUST DID!”

“WHEN?!”

“YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE, ‘NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS’ WHEN ASKED IF YOU WOULD DATE ME BY YOUR MOTHER NOT TWO SECONDS AGO!”

they were half a metre apart now, so close he could see each individual strand of fire hair and she could see his cheekbones that could cut glass

“I ONLY MEANT YOU WOULD NEVER DATE ME IN A MILLION YEARS”

“WELL HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!”

Centimetres.

“BECAUSE I HAVE ASKED YOU FOR THE WHOLE SEVEN YEARS OF KNOWING YOU”

“NOT THIS YEAR YOU HAVEN’T”

“WHAT?”

Millimetres.

“YOU HAVEN’T ASKED ME OUT ONCE THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR OR THESE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS”

“MAYBE BECAUSE I’M SICK OF BEING REJECTED”

“MAYBE YOU WOULDN’T BE REJECTED”

An eyelash.

“OH REALLY?”

“MAYBE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK ME OUT ALL YEAR”

“WHY IS THAT THEN”

Nose to nose.

“BECAUSE I’M FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU”

Silence.

Heavy breathing.

Then,

Contact.

And as her sons lips meant the pretty red heads, Louisa Potter decided that her question had created the need for the question in the first place, God Dammit.