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Now I’ve Got You In My Arms

Pairing: Richie Tozier/ Eddie Kaspbrak

Warnings: hickeys, lots of hickey talk, implications of oral sex, implied top!eddie, a lot of fluff sorry

they are 18

word count: 2,726

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Eddie sucks in a breath when he watches Richie slide on a clean shirt, his back muscles flexing. He shudders and shakes away the thoughts because, Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier are not gay, okay? Especially not together. Just sometimes they kiss and give each other hickeys when they’re alone. (They don’t admit to anyone they’re from each other, but they wear their bruises proudly.) (Okay, so they’re a little gay.) (They’re hella gay.)


It’s just another day in Derry. The Losers are in the hallway grouping up before their classes start. Richie and Eddie are running late. Again.

Just as the warning bell sounds, the two are rushing in toward their friends.

“Where have you guys been?” Stan asks, his eyes immediately adverting to Eddie’s neck, “And what the hell is that?”  

“Richie’s truck wouldn’t start,” Eddie said, initially ignoring Stan’s question before he covers his neck, “Yes, shut up, it’s exactly what it looks like.”

“From who?”

Eddie side-eyes Richie nervously, “S-some girl.. I went out last night.”

“Out?” Bill asks.

“Yeah..” Eddie trails off, remembering the night before.

He and Richie were both shirtless, Eddie in his lap, slowly moving himself around, moaning loudly as Richie attacked his neck like the leech he is.

“Eddie,” Bev calls out while dramatically waving her hand in front of Eddie’s face, “You good? You spaced out for a minute there.”

“Yeah, m’fine. I’ll see you guys at lunch.” Eddie turns and walks away in the opposite direction.

“Not gonna kiss your best friend goodbye?” Richie laughs when Eddie flips him off without turning around.

“Is it me or did Eddie seem really off when he responded to our questions?” Mike asks as the group watched the smallest boy go.

“Maybe it’s because he got fucking mauled last night. Did you see the size of those hickeys?” Ben makes a face and chuckles with Bill.

Richie awkwardly scratches the back of his neck and it must be his lucky day, because before his uncomfortable stance could be sensed by the group the second bell rings, “Yeeaaahh.. I’ll catch you guys later..”

After Richie leaves, the group disbands.


Two periods later, Eddie is in science when his phone vibrates on the desk. He slides it between two books, trying not to get caught checking it.

Richie: what’re you doing  [9:56AM]

Eddie rolls his eyes and types back, ‘im in science. cant skip today.’  [9:57AM]

Richie: you dont even kno what i was gonna ask  [10:01AM]

Eddie: was it that?  [10:01AM]

Richie: ok yeah but this time its different  [10:04AM]

Eddie’s mouth turns into a frown. Different? How? Everytime he skips with Richie they always go get fast food together and only sometimes he convinces Eddie to smoke with him.

Eddie: what do you mean?  [10:06AM]

Within seconds he gets a message back, but this time it’s a picture attachment. He opens it, almost regretting he did (he really doesn’t), eyes widening. Richie had taken a picture of himself- only showing his mouth and below. He’s biting his lip and- Eddie slams his phone down when he sees it- Richie has a hand down his jeans. Eddie’s face is flushed red.

“Mr. Kaspbrak, are you okay?” His teacher turns around from the chalkboard, shooting him a worried glance.

“Yes, fine. Can I use the restroom?”

“Sign out, please.”

Eddie does quickly and nearly runs out of the classroom. He unlocks his phone, Richie’s contact still up, and types out a blatant, ‘where the fuck are you’

Richie: downstairs bathroom, near the music department  [10:12AM]

Eddie narrows his eyes and walks down a flight of steps, turning a few corners, before attempting to pull open the bathroom door. It’s locked. That bastard fucking planned this.

“Open the door, asshole.”

The lock clicks, and the second it does, Eddie is pushing himself through the doorway, locking it again. He faces Richie.

“You’re such a little shit. You know that?”

“What’re you gonna do about it?” Richie challenges.

Eddie shoves him against the sink, “I shouldn’t do anything about it- you’re practically begging me to.”

Richie smiles cheekily, “Hm. I am.”

Eddie pulls Richie’s head back by his hair, lips immediately attaching to his neck, sucking hard. He has his other hand on the boy’s hip, tucking his fingers into the hem of his shirt, yanking it over his head, throwing it on the counter. He marks up Richie’s entire chest.

“Enough marks, I look like a fucking cheetah.”

Eddie gives him one more on his hip just to spite him. He stands back up, cupping his cheek, leaning in to kiss him on the mouth, but isn’t surprised when Richie doesn’t let him. Richie doesn’t do mouth kisses. He thinks back to a few weeks ago when they were sitting in Eddie’s room when he first tried to kiss him.

“No,” Richie had said quietly, “Too intimate. No kissing.”

But Eddie still wants to kiss Richie. No homo, of course, because that’s gay and Eddie Kaspbrak is not gay.

Those thoughts are interrupted when Richie flips him to the counter, kissing down his neck softly, taking off his shirt.

“You don’t always have to be in control, Eddie,” He whispers against the smaller brunettes pale skin.

“I know, but I want to. I like it.”

“Let’s change that..” Richie kneels down, unbuttoning his jeans, shoving the clothing to his ankles.

“Richie-” Eddie tries to protest, but cuts himself off. His eyes flutter to the back of his head and brings one hand to his mouth to bite his wrist, and the other one to pull on Richie’s hair because good god.


The next time The Losers meet up again is at lunch. Everyone but Eddie is there.

“Hey-hey, you guuuys,” Bev sings, setting her tray down. “Anybody want to trade their french fries for my tater tots?”

“T-They’re the same thing,” Bill tells her.

“You’re a fake friend. Everyone knows it’s about the texture.”

Ben rolls his eyes, “Nuh uh, it tastes all the same. You’re so weird.”

“No, you both are weird. Texture is everything, it-”

“I’ll trade with you, Bev.” Stan speaks up. “I understand.”

“At least someone d-”

Mike cuts her off when he sees Richie parading over, bruises covering his neck, “Holy shit. You guys. Horton spots a hoe.”

“That’s not the correct quote.” Richie says while narrowing his eyes behind his glasses.

“Look at this, kids! What do we have here?” Ben pokes one of the many hickeys. Richie hisses in pain.

“Whoever gave you those must have been fucking rough. I mean damn, you’re wincing like a bitch. They’re so purple they’re almost black,“ Mike said with a small laugh before digging into his fries.

“You look like a cheetah.” Ben laughs.

“I told him that.” Richie mutters. If they heard him, they don’t say anything.

“W-Why did you let someone give you all of those i-if it h-hurts? And in s-school?”

“Because, my dear Billy,” Richie slings an arm over Bill’s shoulders, “At the time it felt fucking amazing.” He ignores Bill’s second question, but it’s just his luck that Eddie walks over just as he kisses and tells. Richie winks at him.

“Hey, Ed. You missed it. Richie was just telling us about his new lover,” Bev says, her voice filled with a tone salty enough to season McDonald’s fries.

“Excuse me,” Richie sputters, “You guys were pestering me about my hickeys- I said nothing about a lover.”

“Yeah, because there’s so many,” Ben says, reaching to poke at them again but reviving a slap on the wrist from Richie.

“You should see his chest.” Eddie tells them absentmindedly.

Richie shoots him a look, but it’s too late.

“There’s hickeys there, too? Damn, Richie.. Wait- Eddie, how do you know that?” Bev asks, almost knowingly, that salty tone almost tripled.

Eddie panics, “We have gym together.”

They don’t have gym together.

Mike changes the topic for Eddie’s sake, “Hey, are you gonna eat lunch, Richie?”

Richie looks at Eddie, “Nah, I ate earlier.”

Eddie’s face turns a bright red.


Eddie lays on Richie’s chest, tracing patterns onto his stomach. The other boy had fallen asleep minutes after Eddie snuck into his room. He’s been playing with his hair for merely an hour and his hand is getting tired. He retreats it slowly, resting it on Richie’s cheek, rubbing his freckled skin softly. He pauses his movements, suddenly extremely interested in what his lips would feel like, pressed onto the other boy’s. He doesn’t stop himself from leaning into Richie’s space.

Eddie places his lips onto his friend’s, cautiously, not trying to wake him. He pulls back only to do it again, however, this time he was not so lucky.

Richie’s breath hitches, and his eyes open. He sees Eddie hovering over him, and judging by how close he was, he realizes what he was doing. He sits up abruptly, letting the sheets fall from his body, and Eddie detangle from him. Richie searches Eddie’s eyes, unsure of what he could be thinking.

Eddie tries to speak but Richie touches his face and he closes his mouth.

Richie grabs Eddie by the neck, dragging him closer. His lips ghost over the smaller boys, before pressing his hickey-littered chest to Eddie’s, and parting his lips with his own. It’s not needy, surprisingly. That’s all the atmosphere has been between them, recently. Richie lets himself lay back down, not breaking their kiss.

Eddie gets the hint and crawls on top of him, mouths never leaving each other’s. It’s slow and open-mouthed and really, really messy. But it’s great. Fucking fantastic, actually.

The two kiss lazily until they fall asleep, Eddie still on top of Richie.


“Rise and shine, princess.”

A pillow comes in contact with Eddie’s face. “Did you know that you doing that could have like, killed me?”

“What? Me, kill you? I’d never, Eds.” Richie leans down, kissing him gently.

Oh, okay, so that’s a thing now.

Eddie sucks in a breath when he watches Richie slide on a clean shirt, his back muscles flexing. He shudders and shakes away the thoughts because, Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier are not gay, okay? Especially not together. Just sometimes they kiss and give each other hickeys when they’re alone. (They don’t admit to anyone they’re from each other, but they wear their bruises proudly.) (Okay, so they’re a little gay.) (They’re hella gay.)

“I don’t want to go to school,” Eddie groans and throws his head back onto the pillow.

“You have to, bubba. C’mon, up, up, up.” Richie pats his legs.

“Don’t have clean clothes,” Eddie says.

“You can wear some of mine.”

Eddie picks out a hoodie (it smells like Richie) and a pair of basketball shorts (Richie’s jeans are too long for him- curse that long ass bitch).

They brush their teeth together quickly before heading out.

It takes a few minutes for Richie’s truck to start. They end up having the neighbor help him jump it.

“Think we’re late?” Eddie asks.

“Nah, we should be fine. If not, we could skip first.”

Eddie catches the wiggle of his eyebrow. “You’re fucking disgusting.”

Richie grabs Eddie’s hand, raising it to his mouth, and presses a soft kiss to it. “Kidding, babe.”

Eddie’s heart soars.


“Well if it isn’t Richie and Eddie, almost late. As usual.” Stan gives them a look.

“My truck wouldn’t start this morning, again.”

“Hey, aren’t those Richie’s clothes?” Ben points out.

“Yeah,” Eddie shrugs, “I stayed over last night and I didn’t have any extra clothes with me.”

“Isn’t that s-sweet.”

“Yeah, sure.” Richie rolls his eyes at Bill’s snickering.

After the warning bell goes off, Richie and Eddie had never left The Loser’s so quickly.

Despite Eddie’s whines, they spend all of first period making out in the bathroom.

“You’ve never wanted to kiss me before,” Eddie says into Richie’s mouth.

Richie pulls back, “Mhm, I was missing out, obviously.” He connects their lips back together, weaving a hand into his hair, nudges his head into an easier angle to work with. Richie has his tongue shoved so far down his throat, Eddie feels as if he could choke (not that he’d complain).

But here he was, that feeling coming back again. Eddie groans, pulling away.

Richie notices and trails butterfly kisses down Eddie’s neck, making sure to kiss all of his hickeys.

“R-Richie..”

“Mmm?”

“S-Stop.. Stop.”

Richie jerks back immediately, his heart about to leap from his chest, “Did I hurt you? What’s wrong?”

“We can’t keep doing this if we aren’t going to address the elephant in the room.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Don’t.. Don’t act so incredulous, Rich.”

“I’m not, I-”

“We can’t keep fooling around if we can’t discuss.. Us.”

Richie swallows and avoids eye contact.

“Look at me.. Look at me, damn it.”

The older boy does as he’s told.

“Richie.. I-  I can’t do this unless.. Unless we can be more. I want more, I want all of it. I want to go on cute dates with you, and I want to hold your hand. I want to kiss you in public. Hell, I want to kiss you all the time. I want you. I want all of this, because I have fallen head over heals in love with you, Richie Tozier.”

Richie stares in shock as his best friend confesses this to him.

“Please, say something..”

Richie is too speechless. Yet the second he tries to, Eddie is backing away. “Forget it. I-I’m sorry.”

Which means, the next few days are really awkward. Eddie ignores Richie in school. He doesn’t go visit him in the middle of the night, and he locks his window so Richie can’t, either.

Eddie has been trying to eat his lunch as quick as possible and get the fuck out of there before Richie spots him.

Today he was not that lucky.

Just as he is throwing his trash away, he turns and bumps into none other than the boy he was avoiding.

“Hey,” Richie grabs at his arm.

“Let go.”

“We.. need to talk.”

“Oh, we already did. Well, I did.” Eddie pulls out of his grip. Richie watches him leave.

“Eddie Kaspbrak!” He calls out. When he doesn’t turn around, he sits on the seat next to Bill.

“W-What did you d-do?”

“Eddie is in love with me.” Richie states.

“Whaaat? Nooo,” Stan said without looking up from his textbook, his voice filled with sarcasm.

“Wait, so you guys knew and didn’t tell me?”

“Not our place.” Ben says, also without looking up.

“Yeah, plus we didn’t know what you guys were doing. You two have been out boning god knows who, because you both are stupid.”

Mike is clueless, Richie thinks.

“You guys.. Eddie and I have been.. Um.. hooking up with each other for the last few months now.. But, we finally kissed. On the mouth. Just a few days ago. And he doesn’t think I want him as.. As my boyfriend. But I do! I just was shocked to even say anything when he told me. Now he wants nothing to do with me.”

His friends are surprised by that (all except Stan), because they didn’t actually think they were with each other like that.

“You fuckass.” Bev rolls her eyes. “Eddie has been leaving school early, so if you go now.. You might be able to catch him.”

Richie has never run so fast in his life, and, obviously, The Losers needed to see this. They’re having trouble keeping up.

Richie is standing in the bed of his truck when he sees Eddie walking in the opposite direction.

“Eddie Kaspbrak!”

This time Eddie turns to look at him. The students around him are looking, too. He rolls his eyes and walks back to him. “What are you doing?”

“I want it too, Eds! I want more, I want all of it. I want to take you on those cute dates and I want to hold your hand and kiss you in public, in private, all the time. I, too, am in love. More specifically, in love with you, Eddie Kaspbrak. I want to give you so much more.. But I think you’ll have to be my boyfriend first.” Richie hops down from his truck and reaches out for Eddie’s face, “What do you say, bug?”

Eddie nods, his eyes brimming with tears he tried to will away, “Took you long enough,” and lets Richie kiss him into oblivion. “I’m so in love with you.”

“And I you.” Richie leans back in, capturing Eddie’s lips in his own, with every ounce of energy he has inside of him. There are stars behind his eyes and honestly, Richie never wants to leave the presence of Eddie’s arms.

quotes from the signs of how they view themselves and their signs

aries: “I’m opinionated and when something intrigues me or is brought to my attention I really like to research it and learn about it so I’m like super great to come to for advice. I can be really aggressive in a way like not physically but emotionally and I’m reckless. I like to have fun”

taurus: “umm im really closed off n not many people know the REAL me like no one really knows the inside me u know like i dont share my feels n like im really loving n caring n emotional n i can be kinda dramatic but like cancers overshadow us”

gemini: “well i think there are definitely ~two sides of me~ but i think it’s like that for everyone”

cancer: “the stereotype about us being like huge crybabies isn’t entirely true like i think i’m just as emotional as the next person but i feel like cancers are a lot stronger than people believe they are and we’re problem solvers too even though people generally see us as problem creators. i don’t think i’ve ever met a cancer that didn’t have a huge heart yknow like i’m super loving and caring and i think that more than being like crybaby emotional we’re lovey dovey emotional. great at giving advice bc we’re super logical and parental. of all the signs i’d say we’re the most similar to lawyers. we also talk a lot”

leo: “i say i don’t care what people think of me but i really do, i hate making other people upset idontknow anymore i was trying to be inspiring for you but that’s all i got”

virgo: “i pay attention to every single detail about anyone and everyone. i have very good sense of judgement and truth. i’m very hard on myself, very insecure. i think very logically and cautiously. i dont even know much more i see of myself, but i’ll tell you one thing, the most important, virgos love. they love so fucking hard. i’d say more than anyone else. I WAS GONNA MAKE IT REALLY GOOD AND LONG AND MEANINGFUL BUT I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I WAS HOLDING IT WHILE THINKING”

libra: “Smart funny but indecisive as hell cant make up their own mind if their life depended on it. Generally very good hearted people and there for others. Not easily discouraged but can get lazy easily and unfocused from the task at hand. Aesthetic sign in love with all that is beautiful and pleasing to see and feel.”

scorpio: “uhh I really want to be loved and accepted and I think that’s why I’m really sexually driven like I give the people what they want in exchange for what I want”

sagittarius: “idk i don’t really care about anything like i’m laid back but i also care a lot about everything??? if you make me mad i can be really like cold towards you and i’ll make it known that i’m upset. i’m loving and caring and i protect the ones i love”

capricorn: “Capricorns are definitely hard workers and very goal oriented and do things that they set their minds too like everyone says but I also think many capricorns are sensitive and parental but also children at heart”

aquarius: “i like to be alone but in the presence of people i’m kinda backwards idk i’m shy but with close friends i am a lunatic also why is aquarius an AIR SIGN LIKE THE LOGO FOR IT IS LITERALLY TWO WAVES WHY ISN’T IT WATER LIKE AQUA-RIUS HELLO”

pisces: “I guess I’m funny. I care for people a lot but when it comes to them needing help, idk how to help bc I’m a piece of shit! But I’m a pretty good listener. In relationships I think I’m a pretty good partner bc I give it my all but I can be a piece of shit.”

random bios

c stewrtz 

  • do not be worried about what people think of you
  • when it’s over, leave.
  • im such a sarcastic bitch
  • go ahead. do your worst.
  • im senseless
  • too fucking cute for this
  • enjoy the silence
  • everytime you smile at me i fall in love over and over again
  • it’s awful to want to go away
  • no words can explain the way i miss you
  • my heart talks about nothing but you
  • i cant and i dont to want see another thing
  • millions of stars in the sky, but all i wanna do is stare into your eyes
  • is there no way out of the mind?
  • they say i act like i dont give a fuck, i tell them im not acting
  • if you think of pulling the trigger, keep in mind that I could still shoot first
  • three word story: pain changes people
  • i don’t need a Valentine, i need Valentino
  • i’m all yours i got no control
  • lets do what we love and do a lot of it
  • have the courage to follow your heart
  • i’ll never be good enough at anything
  • i like the storms, they let me know that even the sky scream sometimes
  • you can dye your hair, buy new clothes, you can change your shoes, rearrange your nose but it don’t change the fact that you’re ugly on the inside
  • i don’t wanna be your friend, i wanna kiss your neck
  • if you never shoot i’ll never know
love letter 2.0

to the boy i am in love with,
i am not sure where to start and how to tell you i love you. i know people feel you’re just another boy that i met when i was young and wasted but it doesn’t feel that way. it doesn’t feel like you’re just another boy who i’ll forget. i dont think i can even bring myself to forget the little things i know about you. like how much you despite okra. or like how much you hate cheaters and liars. or like how much you love me. i don’t think i can ever bring myself to forget how i feel when i am with you, how good i feel when you hold my hand, how my heart beats faster when you kiss me, how my world seems better when you smile at me. i don’t think i can ever bring myself to forget the first time you said i love you to me, and i was just surprised because i didnt see it coming frankly, like i didnt see how strong we would be despite 6500 miles between us coming. i don’t think i can ever bring myself to forget you. ever. i know people always told me long distance is hard, but people always told me the earth is round. i dont believe it, not unless they get me concrete proof because we did long distance and i’m still as desperate in love with you as i were before. i think long distance would have been hard if we let it be, but between busy schedules and time differences, one thing always kept us going. the fact that we kinda are crazy about each other. pretty hard to believe, but since im not deep alseep and typing this at thirty past midnight must be true. so yeah, this is my public display of affection. this is where i tell you, someday im going to move in with you and make you breakfast and kiss you first thing in the morning. and you’ll know then how good a cook i can be. i love you like you’re the sun to my rainbow. i cant be fucking radiant without you. and you know what the best part it, you can’t see a rainbow without the rain.

so my 9yr old brother watched newsies

here are some choice quotes (i only started taking them down a bit through):

  • talking about the delancey brothers fighting the newsies to stop them from striking “those two against these guys? they have no CHANCE”
    “those guys against just jack dont even have a chance!’
    "BOTH OF THEM HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE BEATING UP JACK THAN ALL OF THESE GUYS”
  • i told him specs’ name and he remembered it and i got excited and he said  “how could i forget specs”
  • “i love specs”
  • when les smashes the delanceys heads together “yeah. YES LES”
  • “jack just looks BADASS!!!!!”
  • goons show up  “who are they? the brooks?”
  • “oh… more boys to beat them up”
  • “i would LOVE to be in this fight”
  • davey, rolling the barrel with les "DAVEY DIDNT KNOW… HE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN HERE”
  • romeo gets punched  “WHAT THE FUCK. ROMEO JUST GOT THE ASS WHOOPED OUT OF HIM" 
  • he kind of just talked about crutchie all through santa fe he was so upset that crutchie was gone
  • "cutchies gone”
  • “I WANT CRUTCHIE BACK” x3
  • “I NEED SPANKS! AND FRESH AIR!" 
  • "wait… is it specs or spanks?”
  • “I HAVENT SEEN HIM? WHERE IS HE” asking where specs is in the middle of santa fe because he couldnt remember him in the fight
  • me: “theres specs” him: “WHERE?”
  • katherine talks about the front page “but what about crutchie”
  • as king of new york begins  “race… its just race" 
  • "jacks at his…. air quotations PENTHOUSE” “specs… i dunno just… look at him . hes up on a table”
  • specs doing his fast tapping  “was he the one like TELLELELELELELLELE" 
  • they all start tapping at once  "oh jeez… sick" 
  • “what’s her name” he forgot katherines name in the middle of king of new york
  • king of new york ends “is that the end???”
  • romeo walking on his hands  "YEAH GO ROMEO" 
  • letter from the refuge… “OH. HES IN PRISON. JACK ESCAPED FROM THAT PLACE”
  • i guess i wasnt much help anyway “oh shut up. you were. well you couldnt have done anything” (i cried when he said this)
  • ‘oh yeah jack, this is crutchie by the way’ “snort who else would he think it was? just saying”
  • your brother, crutchie “ oh… OH YEAH”
  • “is that jack? whats he doing? oh hes a painter now”
  • “i like danny” (danny?) “davey" 
  • "hes happy because hes like a little brother…” talking about les and jack. rip davey
  • “I SWEAR SHE LIKES DAVEY MORE THAN JACK. IM JUST SAYING. or she mores friends with davey than jack" 
  • in watch what happens reprise  "theyre like the four main characters. oh and crutchie. its just that hes not here”
  • “THATS HIS DAUGHTER? HIS DAUGHTER?”
  • when jack said that pulitzer stinks  “he sounds like a little kid” and then imitated jack
  • pulitzer says cowboy or convict “ cowboy then. YIPEEYAW, PCHEW PCHEW”
  • what they doing? OH ITS BROOKLYNS! its the brooklyn people! but its actually just them. oh no… the front row… that guys the same guy as before. points at spot (me: hes not new) oh but points at elmer that guys not new. brooklyn. howd they get brooklyn. HOW COME BROOKLYN ARE THE TOP NEWSIES?
  • when jacks not at the strike ‘is that davey? daveys the new man, right?’
  • “everyones afraid of… of jack now right”
  • jack and katherine kiss  “……oookAY”
  • “she probably did that to calm him down”
  • “this…based on a true story? is it!?
  • about a whole minute of him just trying to get comfortable and not paying attention to something to believe in
  • “im just saying…she seemed like an asshole at the start. one of those posh assholes. right?”
  • “im looking closely and… if they kiss… do they actually kiss… some tv shows they actually.. have to kiss. in the thing… they actually.. kiss”
  • in the middle of something to believe in he started ranting about spot? “know that lil short guy? no the um… the brooklyn. i wouldnt be scared of him. hes the same height as me. hes a tOUGH GUY. he pushed jack. so? im just saying. what’s so badass about that? whys everyone scared about him”
  • quietly in the middle of once and for all “ “i love this movie" 
  • another rant about spot in the middle of once and for all this time  "he DOES look tough… but whys everyone scared of him? is it because… he’s tough? okay im just saying when he banged that wooden thing… he wasnt even close to how hard the delanceys banged it. not NEARLY as hard. this was him (gentle hit) and this was them (HARD HIT) … im just saying but they hit it way harder”
  • “oh yeah. jack… jack banged it EVEN HARDER. with the cloth. hes just like. … BLOGHUGHG !!! (bangs rlly hard) he was Angry”
  • “THEYRE INCLUDING THE AUDIENCE IN IT… LIKE THE AUDIENCE IS ALL THE NEW YORK”
  • (me: theres spot) him: laughs
  • roosevelt is on screen  “i like him. like his moustache.”
  • when jack freaks out about teddy shaking his hand “WHAT HAVE I BEEN TOUCHED BY!”
  • (deep, southern voice) “ITS A COMPRAMISE WE CAN ALL LIVE WITH”
  • pulitzer and jack spit and shake hands. “UGGGHHHH.  HE DIDNT EVEN SPIT”
  • “i like romeo. LOOK AT HIS FUNKY SOCKS, THE ONLY ONE WITH FUNKY SOCKS”
  • “wait. just think. the idea that davey said at the start… is now the end…. (leans over and pauses newsies)  he said any of the papers you dont sell… we buy back (does mind blown action)”
  • "YAY. CRUTCHIE (VOICE GOES UP 10 OCTAVES) CRUUTCHIE!!!!!! YEEEEAHHHHHH”
  • when katherine and jack were talking at the end  “i dont feel…"  "santa fe. is that even a real place?” and then burped very loudly
  • (me: that ones albert, the one with the red hair) “whos albert” (me: the one with red hair) sean: but who is he. am i supposed to just… know some guy called albert 
  • “whos that? …thats some guy from brooks”
  • “OH YES (claps) SPEC. DID YOU SEE SPECS SWEET MOVES!??!?!?! IN MIDAIR YOU CANT SEE ITS SPECS”
  • “ ok wheres jack. wheres jack. OH HERE HE COMES. wiat wheres jack. oh here. jeremy jordan. is it jeremy jordan?”

tag yourself as something he said im his spot insults

anonymous asked:

do u have any tips on how u can figure out/guess someone's moon sign ? theres these two lovebirds in my class and theyre awful and hes a leo and shes a cancer but we all know the real shit is at the moon (and venus when it comes to love™) signs

leo and cancer couples seem so messy ndndndn but i love this question so here u go (also this is from my pov and my own experience so dont quote me on this lmao)

aries moons are those attention seekers u know they dont ASK for it but they end up getting it and enjoying it?? and they can be real messy and angry when emotional tbh (fire moons are so emotional smh no one says that about them but they are)

taurus moons are so?? stubborn? and critical like they want people to think they’re chill u know from a distance but inside they’re fucking DYING and wont tell anyone abt it 

gemini moons are the easiest to spot ndndndn look for the non stop talking bitch whose attention span doesnt EXIST and u can talk to them all u want tbh they’re not even listening, they’re just waiting for THEIR turn to talk and hoard the conversation

cancer moons? did u mean? angels sent from above? they’re my personal favorite tbh, when they really care about a person YOU JUST KNOW like they’ll listen and care for u a lot but on the other hand, its so visible when they dislike u bc they’ll just pretend you dong exist, they’re soo transparent i swear

leo moons are ICONIC i swear some of the most entertaining people out there, i just have so much love for them, they’re real sunshines always trying to make the world a better place for the people they love (but watch out for the undeveloped ones and their huge ass ego)

virgo moons?? i’ve only known one my entire life and she was a mess tbh but she was also a gemini so i cant blame her, they just need constant reassurement that they’re doing good tbh JUST TELL THEM U LOVE THEM

libra moons are not my cup of tea when underdeveloped like they’re just the Ultimate People Pleasers 3000 but still on the other extremly superficial? they’re not all this bad honestly though the developed ones are like human versions of a cotton candy but i still??? idk??

scorpio moons are such wildcards honestly u know never what ur gonna get like, is this scorpio moon a mean bitch with a god complex?? or the sweetest most caring person u’ve ever met? anyway im both

i loveee sag moons with my entire heart ugh they can be a little “ill do things my own way so fuck you” but they’re also like reallyy funny and optimistic and serious when they want to be, god i would die 4 them

capricorn moons are soo easy to spot ugh and i KNOW this is a stereotype but they’re sooo sarcastic like i knew this girl who was a cap moon and i always thought she hated me but turns out she really liked me and that was her way of expressing emotions? idk tbh they seem like robots but deep down they actually have feelings (i think)

aquarius moons ugh ive known 2 in my life one was a cold ass bitch who only had like 3 friends and didnt talk to anyone but still somehow was superpopular ?? idk and the other is probably the most fun loving person ive ever met ugh i still miss her tbh

pisces moons !! hidden gems!! such kind hearts ugh i always love them so so much they’re just trying their best tbh they might be too emotional but they’re TRYING

(also message me if u still dont know bc i can help u out lmao)

wonder woman thoughts *spoilers*

-Little diana is so fucking cute omg!!
-this scenery and everything is so beautiful wow
-Meeting Chris Pine aka steve holy fuck he is so hot i missed him on the big screen
-diana is so badass yes queen
-RIP ANTIOPE
-this fight is so stressful omfg
-Fuck the patriarchy lmao men ruin everything!!!!
-that lasso yes around steve trevor mmm even more yes he’s so cute and funny my sweet american man ugh
-Dr poison can fuck right off
-Look at daddy destroying that german base fuck he’s so hot
-Men are easily corrupted!!!! Bish ur not wrong
-CHRIS PINE IN THE WATER OMG HE’s FUCKING NAKED WOW ONLY HIS HAND COVERING HIS PENIS MOVE IT PLS I NEED IT
-THIS SCENE BETWEEN THEM IS SO CUTE THEYRE LEARNING SO MUCH FROM EACHOTHER
-YES BITCH scale that fucking wall and get that sword
-“Who will i b if i stay” QUEEEEN COMING TO SAVE US ALL
-“There are men who can stop him” “Im the man who can” YES SLAY U DONT NEED A MAN
-LOL this interaction on the boat…U dont sleep w women?
-Omg they’re Sleepin together this is cute af
-I was sculpted from Clay… thats neat LMFAO
-I Understand the Pleasures of flesh lmao omg
For Pleasure men are unnecessary… hahaha i love this
-Gal is so fucking mesmerizing wow so gorg
-She’s so cute in the real world
-Etta holding the shield and sword lmfao i love the comedic elements
-She doesnt take any shit from anybody i love her telling those old men off
-YOU WERE LYING??? LmFao they’re so cute i can’t
-“I am bothfrightened n aroused” me fucking too
-May we get what we want may we get what we need but may we never get what we deserve… same
-no mansland… but we got a woman to KILL IT
-WHAT A BADASS BITCH YES LET UR HAIR DOWN GIRL
-IM CRYING YES QUEEN
-I HAVE NO WORDS except yes bitch!!!! That whole fight sequence was amazing omfg what a badass queen i was cheering the whole time i lit up and chris pine helping her yes boo youre doing amazing sweetie
-You know, you did this…. we* did this omg they’re a we and now they’re dancing fuck!!!
-Shes so beautiful when she smiles/in general they’re so relieved and happy rn
-Ugh chris pine is so fuckin sexy, still thinking abt his naked body
-Omg r they gna fuck this is like her first kiss wat
-Chris’ German accent lmfao
-The village being gassed omg im crying
-MY Queen is pissED YES
-QUEEN OF THE AMAZONS YAS BOTCH KILL HIM
-…BUT MAYBE PPL ARENT ALWAYS GOOD UGH SHES SO HEARTBROKEN
-ITS not about what you deserve its what about what you believe
-She is shook Af… me too diana
-I knew he was fucking bad omg that old bitch I’m shook this dude is Ares!!! Hes real!!! Damn
-Shes the godliller not some sword!!!queen!!!
-Omfg is steve gonna die??? NOO WHY MY BABY PLS daddy NO
-He gave her his watch IM CRYING FUCK actual tears
-CMON BITCH U GOT THIS!!! I cant believe this old fuck is ares wtf
-STEVE IM CRYING HE’S SUCH A HERO, FUCK, DIANA UNLEASH UR POWER BITCH IM PIST TOO HONEY DESTROY HIM!!!! I wish That dr poison hoe died too wtf
-“IT HAS TO BE ME” OMG STEVE HONEY
NOO!!… I CAN SAVE TODAY But YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD HOLY FUCK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
-I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME IM. FUCKING SOBBING WHAT THE FUCJ BITCH I’M so HURT -HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER!!!
-SHE IS MY QUEEN yes FIGHT!!!!
-HUMANS ARE SO MUCH MORE… ugh i love her
-ITS NOT ABOUT DESERVE ITS wHAT U BELIEVE IM CRYING she quoted bae
-… I BELIEVE IN LOVE, FUCK ME TOO DIANA
-I cant believe hes fucking dead im not okay this memorial is killing me i’m crying my sweet beautiful good steve trevor that pic is so adorable wtf i love him
-Love trumps hate!!!… yes OKAY THIS MOVIE WAS PHENOMENAL this is definitely what the dc universe needed to bring in back to life holy shit she is a goddess and chris pine is daddy this movie and the action and the premise and the destruction of all patriarchal values
-WOW IM SO AMPED UP RN ON GIRL POWER I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE
-10/10 recommend… if u read this all lets be friends bc thank u for using ur time to read my thoughts xo until next movie I presume

He’s Got You High

For @a-simple-rainbow. ♥♥♥

She wanted something based on this post: Kurt sends an email to his TA while high on pain meds after a wisdom teeth extraction.

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Blaine is in the middle of his theatre history class when his phone signals a new email in his inbox. Discreetly hiding the phone from his instructor’s view by keeping his hands behind a stack of textbooks on his desk, he goes to his email folder and checks the sender.

It reads, Kurt Hummel.

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Boyfriend! au - Wooseok

Ok so warning before I was told this has a different feel than my other aus but thats cuz wooseok is my bf & i have a different kind of love for him lol

Originally posted by yeo1

  • Ok just so yall know this is gonna be based off one of my dreams of wooseok and it was great so ur welcs
  • Now it might not sound great at first, but wooseok gonna be a fuckboy/troublemaker lol
  • Like i know wtf…..but just imagine his dark ass clothing…..& the fuckin lip ring
  • Yep that lip ring haunts me in my dreams cuz it was so hot lol
  • Ok so u & wooseok in college, u both work hard in ur majors, but in ur free time u guys are dipshits lol
  • One thing u guys like to do is prank ur friends (sorry pentagon lmao)
  • This is literally how u guys became friends lol
  • Like one night u guys both end up being at some boring lake house party
  • & u were inside for most of the night just relaxing & talking to people u know no biggie
  • But as soon people began moving inside to sleep or ;) u were like bye nasties
  • So u walked outside to see the mess of what was a party
  • …but then u see this super tall skinny guy, obviously drunk, trying to toss this other tall guy into the lake thats just laughing
  • & ur like oh shit trying to save the drunk guy from drowning lol so u grab a really large floatie, big enough for the drunk guy to lay on, and run over to them
  • & u didnt think the guy was sober enough to actually throw the other guy in the water, or realize what he was doing for that matter, but even if they both passed out right there they could drown
  • So despite u telling the super tall (& super attractive) guy he should just put him down he refuses and keeps mumbling “I…have to get…Yuto back for….putting teriyaki sauce in my drink..”
  • And ur like wtf is up with these children
  • But ur also not the type to give up a prank

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BTS COMEBACK POSTERS OBSERVATIONS

Welcome to observations with Marlene in which Marlene is stuck in a car without wifi for four hours and decides to waste her time by looking at posters of which she knows absolutely nothing
Lets go
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- BTS is precious as fuck oke just know that
- Im starting now

- First of all JK looks stunning in his solo poster i think this is the best picture ive seen of him ever
- Hes wearing normalish clothes on his torso but pyama pants on his legs which suggests that hes in the wheelchair because his legs dont work and not bc hes too weak to walk or whatever
- Probs bc he got hit by a car in the I need You mv
- Hes looking up and thats probably for the fact that his face looks perfect from that angle and aesthetics but it could also be him looking up at his guardian aka yoongi


- Yoongi does not look like Yoongi in his solo poster hes like a mixture between jimin and jhope and its giving me the creeps
-also hes in a pipe which once again could be for aesthetics but it could also mean that he feels isolated bc he cant talk to anyone abt how hes feeling about JK’s situation, he doesnt want to trouble jk bc the boy has already got enough on his plate
- the picture creeps me out ok im uncomfortable


- Jimins neck is freaking long he honestly looks like a giraffe with an umbrella
- His side profile is perfect dont even try to fight me on this
- Trees in the background?? idfk


- Namjoons is literally the KING of aesthetics i mean look at his poster
- Im getting a spring day vibe from this
- Also hes probably in the train to visit Tae but more about that later if i still feel like doing this by then
- I love Namjoons set like that train is flawless af
- This picture has a really noticeable filter and its the only poster that has that


- Ok the first thing i thought when I saw Taes picture is that he probs had to sit absolutely still for about ten minutes to wait for the water to stop wrinkling so they could shoot the fucking picture
- V looking at his own reflection bc he’s lonely?? Idk it goes really well with his paired poster that i will get to later
- Tae is honestly so beautiful i dont understand
- I feel like his outfit was picked solemnly on the fact that hes kneeling like imagine how ugly that outfit would look while standing up
- And his hair👌🏼👌🏼


- Jhope absorbing some sun

- But we all know he IS the sun
- He looks so peaceful
- He’s in front of a prison?
- Ill get to that with his paired poster
- Hobis face does not look like hobis face what is this this happened with yoongi too am i the only one who sees this??


- Dont even get me started on Jins poster my heart
- He’s probably at the funeral of a loved one because hes wearing a suit and he has flowers that he’s looking at all sad
-That’s why he doesn’t have a paired picture, bc his other half is gone
- And there is no eight member, i might be far fetching things but im not stupid
- His concept is probably dealing with loss and how to love yourself even after you cant stop a death from happening
-Im emotional dont touch me
- To end this on a slightly lighter note, Jin is actually the visual of visuals and I hope he gets more lines in this comeback (BigHit im looking at you)


-Oke now for the paired posters.. im excited

-Yoongi and JK’s poster is pretty self-explanatory
- JK’s in the hospital and Yoongis worried in the waiting room
- the thing about the paired posters is that theres a really big contrast between light and dark in each poster
- once again, could be aesthetics (damn you koreans) but i think it has deeper meanings (also im bored and i imagine things when im bored fight me)
- in this one’s, yoongi’s is dark which is weird because JK is the one with the actual problem
- Even though he does look really sad and like hes wallowing, junkooks picture is the brighter one
- That might mean that Yoongi is mentally doing worse bc he cant to anything for his hospitalised friend
- Like he just worries too much
- Also can we talk about how bony yoongis knee looks im worried


- Ok Jhope and Jimins poster
- Theyre both in big empty rooms which means dAnCiNg💃🏻
- Jhope’s rooms really bright and clean (also its the brighter picture) while Jimins is dark and dirty
- In hobis solo poster hes in front of a prison which might explain jimins room and why hes so sad

- Jimins room literally has bars in front of the window like how fucking obvious can it get
- that would also explain the pairing of the two
- not to mention jimins solo poster, maybe he was imagining being outside again
- Hobi is literally the only one smiling in all of these posters how typical
- Since hobis room is really white and clean, maybe hes in a mental facility? Idk maybe thats why hes smiling all the time

- Because he’s just messed up and laughing is better than crying dONT TOUCH ME

- could relate to his drug overdose

- ok now for Vmons poster
- Theyre lying on completely different grounds which could mean that theyre far away from each other
- it explains namjoons solo poster in which hes in the train, he could be visiting (or just leaving)
- And v’s solo in which he just stares at his own reflection while being all lonely
- this poster is the only one that has a quote on it
- it says save me
- but they cant because they are so far away from each other
-maybe they just need to go and love themselves (eeehhhh)
- also v and his damn plaids get me everytime
- overall i think this mv is gonna have some damn good acting
- i wasted 40% of my battery on this dear god


If you have thoughts on this or things you want to add, feel free to do so. I know I missed a lot bc I was in a hurry with a 2% phone. So yeah please add new things i’d love to see your ideas :)


Marlene out

Preview of the fic I’m currently working on.


(It’s Tony’s wedding day to Steve, and Tony’s daughter isn’t helping his nerves. A tender moment with Rhodey is shared.)


A camera films Tony Stark standing in front of a full length mirror in a dark burgundy dress shirt. The camera zooms in on Tony’s reflection, slightly blurring before regaining focus. “There he is, everyone”, a child’s voice narrates, “Playboy Tony Stark getting ready for his wedding …”


“What are you doing, child?” Tony inquires, eyeing the reflection of his eight year old daughter, his nimble fingers skillfully lopping his tie around his neck.

Ava is carrying a video camera, all dressed up in her baby blue dress they had picked out especially for her role as flower girl. A wreath sits upon her head with blue flowers that compliment her dress, her dark, usually unruly curls tamed and neatly falling on her shoulders in large springs.


“I’m making a documentary.” Ava informs him.


“I don’t remember consenting to this”, Tony teases. “And Where did you hear ‘playboy’?”

“From everyone”, Ava vaguely informs him.

Tony’s turns to face her, his tie momentarily forgotten and limply hanging around his shoulders in an unfinished knot. “Have you been resetting the internet security codes? He asks, giving her a look of scrutiny.”


Ava shuts the LCD screen on the video camera. “Yeah.. ” She confirms, smiling sheepishly. “It was easy.”


“Easy?” Tony scoffs, insulted by the remark. “No it’s not”, he says indignantly. I don’t know whether to be impressed or angry.“


“Impressed?” Ava suggests, smiling guiltily. Tony narrows his eyes at her before deciding to let the issue momentarily slide, and promptly returns to his task.


“Daddy, why do you like butts?” Ava asks without preamble.


Tony turns so fast that nearly gives himself whiplash. “What did you just say?”


 "When I searched ‘Playboy’ it said something about a magazine with naked ladies”, she explains. “But that wasn’t right. Then I found a site called 'Urban dictionary’, and it said that a 'Playboy’ is a ‘man dedicated to chasing pieces of ass’ –” Tony’s eyes widen, and Ava scandalously covers her mouth. “I mean butt!” She expostulates.


Tony narrows his eyes, reprimanding her with his gaze. “And, and then it said that 'The Playboy’ ”, Ava continues along, scrunching her face as she concentrates on quoting verbatim, “ 'Wines, dines, and sixty-nines’? What does the number sixty-nine have to do with anything? And why do you like butts?”


“Well, I walked into the wrong part of that conversation”, Rhodey says, appearing in the doorway.

“Christ”, Tony mumbles under his breath. “This is why you don’t believe everything you read.”


Although having a genius child was an absolute source of pride, it could also be a complete pain in the ass.


“Yeah”, Rhodey interjects. “He only likes Steve’s butt.” Ava erupts into laughter, causing Rhodey to join her.

Tony rolls his eyes. “I can’t with you two right now”, Tony declares, continuing to fiddle with his tie. “No more internet searches about me, especially while im gone..” Tony furrows his forehead in distress. “Damnit!” He suddenly exclaims, yanking the tie from his neck in frustration and throwing it onto the nearby couch. “What the hell is up with this damn tie!?”

“Wait!” Ava says excitedly, switching on her camera. “Do it again!”

“Ava”, Tony says threateningly. “I’m two seconds from taking that camera and smashing it—”

“Hey, sweetheart!” Rhodey interrupts, turning Ava to face him. “Why don’t you let your dad finish getting ready, maybe shoot outside for a while?”

“Daddy’s freaking out isnt he?”

“I am not!” Tony protests.

“Nah”, Rhodey patronizes. With his back to Tony, Rhodey nods and makes an exaggerated expression that validates her claim. Ava giggles. Then he says aloud, “Go on now.”

Stealing one last glance at her father, Ava picks up her basket of flower petals and promptly makes her exit.

“I was wondering when it was finally gonna hit you”, Rhodey says after shutting the door.

“When what?” Tony grumbles, watching his expression in displeasure. He wonders if he should have dyed his hair after all. Perhaps he should apply more foundation, because those wrinkles are really prominent… And his hands are shaking! Whats wrong with the!? Why wont they stop?

That you’re gonna be a POW. Well, Rhodey says. “Well, he corrects, “In your case it’ll be POH. Or POS. You know, prisoner of Steve.”

“Is this you helping!” Tony snaps.

Rhodey picks tie off the couch and drapes it around Tony.

“I dont get nervous”, Tony grumbles, directed more to himself than to Rhodey.


“You already live with the guy, and you’re raising a kid together”, Rhodey says, expertly forming a bow tie. “A piece of paper ain’t gonna make much of a difference.” He chuckles. “Sorry to tell you, but you’re the most married couple I’ve met. You certainly got the bickering down.”


“I just…” Tony hesitates.

“What?” Rhodey prompts him.

“I just cant believe its finally happening.” Tony murmurs, studying his reflection.


He’d had a lot of time to ponder this. He’d weighed over every pro and con ever so carefully, considered every possible scenario and the possible impact of the decision.

In comparison to intially allowing Steve back into not only his life, but also Ava’s, this marriage decision was a piece of cake.


Tony was a single father with not a quite one year old daughter, and still emotinally raw after the deception, and then murder of his fiancee, when Steve had re-entered his life.


Tony had initially decided that once again engaging in a tumultuous relationship wouldn’t be wise, especially for Ava. If she were to get attached then she’d also suffer if things eventually went south, and Steve didnt seem too keen on the idea of children to begin with.


Then Tony had nearly died, and while in recovery, Steve had bonded with Ava. And from the way his eyes twinkled whenever he looked at her, Tony knew from that moment on Ava would forever have Steve wrapped around her finger.


Their relationship had solidified. It wasn’t instant, it had taken a lot of work, a lot of compromise, and a whole lot of keeping egos in check. Ava was the glue that held them all together, she perfectly balanced them. She was the secret ingredient their lives had been missing.


Tony was convinced that if he and Steve had never reconciled, he would have spent the rest of his life endlessly searching for anyone that even remotely gave him some semblance of the bond they shared.


This was the next step. It made sense. But Jesus Christ, it didn’t make it any less terrifying!


“You’re telling me”, Rhodey says. “I was starting to think I’d never marry you off.”


Tony smirks. “I figured that if you could do it, then I might as well give it a shot.”


“Be grateful that I’m not marrying you off with a tattoo across your chest that says 'chesty’ ”.


“Hey, don’t blame me! I tried to stop you but you threatened to report me to the government for treason.”


“That was a conversation I didn’t expect to have on my wedding night..” Rhodey sighs heavily at the memory. “That shit hurt like a bitch to remove!”


“At least this time you didn’t wake up completely naked in the MIT quad.”


“Man, we never found out what happened to those clothes! Rhodey exclaims. He chuckles, shaking his head. "We really went all out in those days.”

“Great times.”

“Yeah, they were.”


The two best friends share moment of connection, fondly reminiscing of those college days that simultaneously felt so long ago and still just like yesterday.


“Guy doesnt deserve you,” Rhodey then says, his tone serious. “And if he was the same guy from fifteen years ago I’d have put on the suit and whooped his ass back outta the country. But he’s come a long way. Still doesn’t mean I won’t hesitate to kick his ass if he gets out of line.”


Tony smiles, deeply touched by the sentiment. “You got it.”


“If you still wanna skip out though, Rhodey adds, "I’ll warm up the getaway car.”


“Suits faster.”


“Yeah, it is”, Rhodey agrees, clamping Tony on the back. “Are you ready?”

anonymous asked:

To add onto that last ask. Why do people even try to force Soriel as a ship in the first place? It's pretty clear that the two are just good friends and there isn't anything to suggest ronance in the least. Why can't more people just accept that they are BFFs and move on?

Because people can interpret relationships and interaction differently. I myself think that they are like very very good friends with no ship status but i can see why other people see them having an intimate relationship.

Honestly a lot of things can suggest “romance” . Quoting from wiki “ a feeling of excitement and mystery associated with love.” which you can get from anything honestly. The comfort of being with each other and such , spending time together so on and so forth. Again, people interpret things differently and thats fine? Its really not a bad thing to do.

Also honestly but this maybe just me, but i prefer to have a normal friendship first before getting into a relationship? Like you dont just see someone and go “HOO BOOY THATS THE ONE RIGHT THERE MMMM GOOOD I KNOW EVERYTHING BOUT THEM WOOOOO”, for me theres steps to build that feeling x). And I guess from Soriel shippers they see it from how Toriel and Sans have been acquainted for so long (even through with that big door in the way) and they enjoy each others company, pun and jokes are the things that make them happy with each other (I think) and by the phonecalls after Asriel broke the barrier is does seem that Toriel is hella comfortable with sans too xD.

which is why i can see Why people would ships sans and toriel x) though for myself i see them as hella good friends since i find it a bit hard to move on from past relations. My idea is that Toriel does not hate hate asgore you know. Its the heat at the moment and such, i could honestly go on and on about this but im doodling right now owo. Toriel isnt exactly innocent tbh on the account of asgores “sins” . and Everyone deserves a second chance :D

Why can’t some people just accept the fact that people think differently and its not a bad thing to do so? Whats the harm is shipping Soriel? it doesnt matter who you ship , its fictional, we are all here to have fun lmao. As far as my friends concern, They never bash me to ship soriel lmao and we are p chill with each other. Why cant we all just be friends  y’know?

tl:dr : i dont see them as forcing the ship , its their interpretation, and we all have different interpretation,


wow that turned into a rant lmao

So I hit 100 followers overnight and I guess I’m gonna do a follow forever kind of thing??? Maybe oh gosh idk what to say first of all, thanks so much to everyone who follows me and interacts with me or just follows me and looks at my stuff because seriously, i love you all.

Also, because @wildtsukai @avalanchiing and @icelandicandamess sent me the 

thingy, i’m going to take a moment to list 10 of my favourite roleplayers i interact with on here.

@quiet-loudmouth is by far one of my most favourites. I love her OC caden and ive grown very close to her. I consider her a very close friend <3

@i-am-the-bamf anna is a good friend of mine (i like to think) and i love talking to her and sending her pictures of my cat~ She’s an amaing Kurt Wagner roleplayer and i suggest you all take a moment to check her out. Also, she’s the reason this blog even exists sooooo

@wildtsukai dizzy is fantastic and even though we both suck at replying within reasonable amount of times :’^) i love roleplayng with her Todd Tolansky and I swear I’m going to reply to the thread with Mort sometime within like… this week?? ehehe

@blind-mutant sooo i juuuust started talking to gizmo, but i already love them and I used to stalk Rhys when I first came on here and I already love them and ive always loved them and im pretty happy im finally doing a thread with them <3

@mutantleaderinthemaking the very first person i started roleplaying with and i cant thank them enough. i was but a multimuse blog when we started, but because of them, i’ve honed my bobby muse and decided to make this exclusively for bobby drake. they’re a wonderful scott with wonderful headcanons and i love them <3

@exolazarus i love their interpretation of Morgan soooo much, like… soooooo much. He’s a cute Welsh blueberry and Bobby promises to love him forever and ever

@godsperfectidiiot i know theyre not really around anymore, but i really liked the little interactions between Wade and my 616 Bobby <3 and theyre also just a very sweet person in general

@magnokineticheiress So we never really got far with out thread, but i really like how they play lorna and i like their style and it actually prompted me to sit down and start making and editing icons. but theyre really cool and we talked a little bit and theyre nice ^_^

@prodreamer356 another fantastic scott blog that i actually started talking to on ao3.org over some fanfics i had written. they have amazing headcanons and they’re a pretty good scott roleplayer. they’re also fairly new to all of this but theyre really good. hit them up!

@missbigbadwolfie one of the first people i started roleplaying with. Evee is a p cool character and the mun is super sweet. check her out!

So now I’m going to move onto my Follow Forever part of this but this is already pretty long so im going to list them under the cut.
I’m going to try and list 100 different blogs / people so i mean… adfds bare with me plz n thnk

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hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™ even if no one cares

  • piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..
  • ass-mar
  • the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this
  • the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.
  • im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”
  • also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit 
  • k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe
  • “i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;
  • k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie?? 
  • ‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.
  • in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.
  • god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad
  • i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD
  • one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)
  • how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(
  • “’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child
  • “piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him
  • and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.
  • my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao
  • he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw
  • piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd
  • i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno
  • “piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;
  • “piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies
  • “this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing
  • simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;
  • simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav
  • “only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like
    piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.”
    why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird
  • “piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha
  • when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw
  • “piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”
  • what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao
  • “ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute
  • “’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic
  • more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him
  • indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed
  • i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao
  • the whole three blind mice convo…i luv
  • particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY 
  • also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(
  • “’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE
  • piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks
  • “jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t
    let anything happen to piggy, must we?’”
     AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT
  • “piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.
  • piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!
  • he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd
  • piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad
  • samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute??? 
  • also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw
  • piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh
  • when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him
  • piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me
  • when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him
  • piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE
  • piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY
  • ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.
  • piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is
  • piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!
  • when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.
  • the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,
  • PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK 
  • he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…
  • the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.
  • “’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.
  • piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad
  • his last words…powerful and iconic.
  • i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad
  • k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain. 
  • of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing

hey its me, tumblr user taahko, unsurprisingly making a post about the adventure zone, arent we all shocked, its a modern day au

  • the three main bois are roommates and initially it’s just kind of like a craigslist situation where they all need money and dont really know each other and get pissed off at each other a lot bc lets face it, theyre all really fucking weird
  • merle’s got a teeny windowbox where he grows weird plants bc theres no room for an actual garden & theres like tiny bonsais all over the apartment. he works for the city parks service & plays music too loud
  • magnus does a lot of weird part time jobs & jogs a lot not because he cares about staying in shape but because it’s a good way to meet dogs. he talks to his fish a lot
  • taako works in retail and is actually almost never home for the first couple weeks until he gets fired for asking a customer if they could even find their own dick since they apparently couldnt find the men’s aisle on their own and after that he decides hes ‘figuring shit out’ and spends a lot of time cooking and picking up shifts at the starbucks which he hates
  • the first time the three of them kinda really decide to be friends is one night a few weeks in when they all realize theyre in the same room at the same time which almost never happens and taakos just like well this is horribly awkward god how are we gonna be roommates if this is what its like hanging out with you guys and that gets a laugh
  • hurley & sloane are the quote unquote lesbians next door and sometimes one of them is just chilling in the living room. usually sloane bc she doesnt have a real job unless you count drag racing on weekends. she and taako are Gay Friends 
  • the fav group activity is drinking really shitty alcohol on friday nights and watching meme movies and magnus is such a lightweight that he’ll be in like tears of laughter over the first 2 minutes of shrek and then later on genuinely sobbing bc steven the fish cant talk and isnt that so tragic you guys…isnt that so upsetting
  • taako dyes his hair like every 2 weeks and magnus gets a little concerned like …youre hurting your hair dude.. and taakos like [head covered in tinfoil and bleach] shut the fuck up sideburn boy
  • hanging out with the three of them casually is an absolute nightmare bc theyre that kind of friend where one of them will say something innocuous like “juicy” and then you cant talk to them for 15 minutes bc theyre losing their goddamn minds
  • sorry this is long. im tired so it’s over now

anonymous asked:

One of my friends thinks Nevra only wants Gardy in his bed. What do you think about his behaviour with Gardy ? When he's flirting, etc.

im gonna translate a post from the forum (well 2 posts lol) about Nevra’s behaviour and his backstory in general because i liked what this player was saying in this post and it stayed with me c:

“[…] In episode 13, he tells us that “Sometimes, you have to put your family aside for the good of others”. He says that he “understands [our] situation, more than [we] can think”. And in episode 15, he tells us that Karenn is “everything to him”. But what about his parents ? When we read those two passages, we directly think that he’s an orphan or that his family abandoned him. But in this very same episode, Karenn tells us that she could see her parents again if she wanted to. When we listen to Nevra, we almost have the impression that he’s an orphan, and conversely when we listen to Karenn, it sounds like her parents live in the next village.

It makes me wonder. Is Nevra’s backstory linked to his parents ? Was he “banished” or “exiled” for whatever reason ? […]”

“[…] In episode 2, we learn that the Guard ranking is very important to him and that his guard be first. In episode 6, we learn that Nevra gained self-confidence reading Twilight.

[…] we can see that he has a lack of attention from his parents. Given his coldness regarding the subject, I think his parents may see him as a good for nothing which is what pushed him to join the El Guard, to show them his values and what he’s capable of. Nevra is still searching for himself, he’s insecure to the point that he’s created a personality that isn’t his, based on a story from a book. He doesn’t show it but we can see sadness and loneliness emerging from him. In fact, this is what draws him to Gardienne, he’s comfortable with her and he doesn’t need to show her an image that isn’t his. I think his arc is gonna be about that, partly. […]”.

(to be honest, this is speculation more than anything else. but i liked their views on Nevra’s character, it’s (kind of) based on a quote from ep 15 where he looks more pissed off about Ashkore managing to go in and out HQ than the others)

as for me… Nevra’s flirty side did make me uncomfortable at the beginning of the game but i grew used to it with time

i think that he didn’t see Gardy as someone special when he met her for the first time. she was just another girl he maybe could take advantage of (cute girl = may as well flirt with her), until she (along with the other guard members) put him in his place and was encouraged to turn him down. episode 6 was the time i started being used to his flirty side actually. i had the impression that he calmed down after it because of what happened lol

i feel like i’d need to rewatch his route to answer you properly (which… is a thing i never did lol when i rewatch episodes it’s always on Ez’s route lmao i watch the other routes once then never watch them again o(-() to be sure about the evolution of his behaviour so maybe i’ll make a separate post… later…

Camren 2016 indirects theory #1

So… as my blog gets more known, I get a bigger follower base, and those followers give me their assumption about camren and what’s going on amid them, this is 1/3 out of the anon theories. I organized this post from a bunch of theories and pictures this anon sent me. So a big thanks to you dude. 

Credits to the person who wanted to stay anonymous, thank you boo.

Alright let’s go

Originally posted by realhousewivesofatlanta

(Once again, this is a mixture of this anon’s theories and my opinion, so im not taking full credit, 99% of it goes to you anon)

~

(BEFORE WE GO ON I DONT THINK LAUCY ARE DATING, JUST A HEADS UP TO THAT CRITICISM I GOT FOR SUPPOSEDLY SAYING LAUCY WAS A THING) 

*to me it’s not a thing but there is some triangle here*

“Quotes Camila liked, posted whenever Lauren posts a picture and is seen with Lucy. “

 Lucy with Lauren before her birthday: 

It says: “no comes atras de las mariposas, cuida de tu jardin y ellas vendran hasta ti”

Which in english is:  “do not run care back of butterflies, take of your garden and they will come to you”

Lucy with Lauren ON her birthday:

“Ta tranquilo…”

Which in English is: Be calm

2.

Lauren posted the IG photo with Lucy, “fave and I”:

Camila liked this on Twitter:

“The wound is the place where the light enters you.”

3. 

NOW THIS IS WHERE SHIT GOT REAL

Alexa posted an ig photo of Lauren and Lucy in the pool:

Camila reblogged this

“And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.”

   ~ Camila later UNFOLLOWED Alexa on IG, and after that Camila reblogged these two tumblr posts~

The anon said he/she is 100% sure that camila was following the alexayferrer instagram account.

“ I can risk my college degree on this because Im 100% sure Camila is following @alexayferrer instagram account “

Camila then tweeted a song called “Somebody to Love”


and tweeted it with the lyrics of “Can anybody find me somebody to love?”. Clearly, Camila ain’t happy about this photo of Lucy all over Lauren.

So… as a payback, Camila dined out with France..

Yep. France.

Recently, there were obvious indirects between the two (C&L) like: 

July 17th, 2016

Days Later Lauren tweeted:


(What is Lauren’s age in camren’s glory year of 2013? Answer? 17, exactly)

 AND NO, IT WAS NOT ABOUT LUCY’S POST, because Lucy also posted an IG photo about year 2013. Hers was posted July 25. Lauren answered this after Camila’s post (july 24) and NOT after Lucy’s. (But not to be too biased, with this intention of Lucy, I think she has feelings for Lauren and wants to fight to have her heart) Logical, right?

Originally posted by realitytvgifs


Anyway, what I think is that.. they aren’t together now. MAYBE, Lauren has given up to Camila days after their July 27th anniversary that explains Normani’s behavior since she’s such a Lauren girl solely.  There were so many times Lauren looked at Camila, but notice how cold Camila was?

let’s not forget that “no way” moment… like df was that?

and that time lauren could keep her eyes off camila at an acoustic performance of BHB

~Maybe, just maybe Roger Gold doesn’t want Camren rumors since she’s building a straight/heterosexual image for Camila’s future (let’s be honest, he’s been watching Camila’s actions more strictly during this US tour). Camila may have agreed to this contract and Lauren cant bear that she has chosen her career over hers. This is from assumptions because I cant think of any reasons for Lauren’s sudden posts with Lucy again, knowing she and Camila had so much indirects to each other before the tour—(not to add Mike Jauregui liking a Camren post) and Normani who MIGHT got angry on how Camila would have chosen her career over Lauren? 

Moreover, these are some hints that Camren arent together anymore..

1. Surprisingly, Clara posted about deception in love or making someone believe that his/her love was true 


(July 31).. 

2.  Camila changed her header from the sun and the moon being together and in love, to a girl watching over the distance. Far away from the moon.

And then Lauren going back to Lucy whom she thinks would appreciate and love her more. May it be as a friend or more.

(iDK IF IM DELUSIONAL BUT THIS WAS POSTED ON #NATIONALGIRLFRIENDDAY, idk if they knew, but it was trending on twitter) 


3.

“And here’s Camila who reblogged this. She clearly knows and aware that she’ll lose Lauren. “

“Yes Laucy are just friends. But i think Camila can really get jealous to Lucy. It’s Lauren’s way of getting Camila’s attention. I think?”

Remember this?

If there’s something i know with Camren is that their mantra will always be letting each other feel a bit jealous for the other side to come after and fight for her.

Meanwhile, let’s remember how Lauren described “No Way” —“Being in a relationship that from the outside, to everyone it looks toxic and you guys shouldn’t be together but… it’s about the conversation and that relationship and how you guys have kind of overcome. It’s like you know you shouldn’t be together but you want to be together and you want to make it work.” 

  Sadly, this is what I assume that is happening on Camila and Lauren’s beautiful but complicated relationship right now.

~Lauren gave advice to anyone wanting to enter the music industry, there’s even video proof she said this:

Read the contract. THAT EXPLAINS ITSELF BASICALLY!

It may be Camila’s contract with Roger Gold or not, Camila might have no choice. Tragic.

Alright! I figured this post was long enough, I have another 1-2 coming theories, so keep an eye out for that.

anonymous asked:

could you compile a guide to the smiths, please?

The Band

Johnny Marr

  • John Martin Maher, aka the Angel of Radness
  • guitarist
  • legally changed his birth name to Johnny Marr so it would be a pun on the French phrase j’en ai marre (i’m fed up)
  • the most precious, the most pure, the most rad of all the cinnamon rolls that ever have been or ever will be, the most unproblematic of all faves
  • im not even kidding he has never done anything terrible in his life you will find no reciepts, everyone loves him, no one has ever said a bad word about him 
  • the greatest guitarist of his generation, quite literally changed the face of british pop and rock, entirely possible that without him there would be no such thing as indie or alternative music today
  • married to the wondrous Angie (they left school together when they were 15 and have been together ever since). they have two grown up kids and a dog called Riff
  • hes super healthy he doesnt do drugs or smoke or drink AND he’s a vegan and runs like five miles a day
  • he’s fifty one and wears eyeliner and silver nail varnish what does one even say to that
  • the B) emoji is based on johnny marr
  • has an honourary doctorate from salford university so technically he’s Dr. Marr
  • HE’S TINY LOOK AT THIS! HE CANT EVEN REACH THE MIC!
  • you would think that he is too indie pop 4 u but he has a secret life as a FUNK MASTER, his first band was named FREAK PARTY and he’s bffs with The Nile Rogers and named his son after him (exhibit a: johnny gets down and funky with chic)
  • oh ye i made eye contact with him at a gig and he winked at me
  • sorry this is long and personal but i love my Guitar Dad

Morrissey

  • Stephen Patrick Morrissey, known commonly as just Morrissey, but also as Moz, Mozzer, Misery Mozzery, and Steve
  • a twat
  • the word ‘problematic’ was invented specifically for morrissey
  • im just gonna get the bad stuff out the way to start with: has said a bunch of awful racist/misogynistic things, yes he gets taken out of context, no they cannot be justified or excused, he shouldnt say them and it pains my heart to think of it bc everything else he says is so good and wonderful how are they the same man
  • moving on
  • likes: manchester, tea, cats, oscar wilde, sixties girl groups, james dean, bikes, flowers, the new york dolls, animals, johnny marr, being alone
  • dislikes: manchester, margaret thatcher, robert smith, the monarchy, the meat industry, people who eat meat, people in general, being alive
  • has very few friendships or relationships and just sort of lives alone with his cats
  • a fan once wrote to him and told him she felt self concious wearing her hearing aid to a gig and after that he used to wear hearing aids onstage :)
  • other things he liked to do onstage: swing around large bunches of flowers and stuff them in his arse pocket, lie on the floor, hug fans (it became a problem), write things on his chest and rip off his shirt to reveal the message, yodel
  • “I have always personally been starved of romance. However, in 1982 someone stepped on my foot in Woolworths. That’s about the closest I’ve got.”
  • he used to say he was asexual in the eighties and then said he wasnt and was only celibate and most recently said he was “humansexual” (”attracted to human beings - but not many”) but im woefully uninformed on this topic someone else can help you perhaps before i put my foot in it and say the wrong thing
  • always really really sweet to his fans he used to always respond to fanmail in the eighties and its just? really sweet? i mean he also hates all humanity so its a weird dichotomy but
  • when he published his biography in 2013 is was entitled “Autobiography” and published on release by penguin classics
  • honestly its a real/love hate thing? either you despise every hair in his quiff or you would die for him theres no inbetween

Andy Rourke

  • Andrew Rourke
  • bassist
  • oh andy
  • sweet sweet precious andy
  • childhood friend of johnny marr, left school with johnny and angie, was in Freak Party with johnny
  • SUCH! A GOOD! BASSIST!
  • I MEAN LISTEN TO THIS!!
  • honestly just! the most beautiful
  • oh yeah he had a daughter at nineteen so all those photos of andy in the smiths are photos of an Actual Father, a bona fide Hot Dad
  • what else is there to say i love andy

Mike Joyce

  • drummer
  • aka “””Milk Juice””” (thats a tumblr fandom thing tho dont take that into the real world)
  • oh wait someone already did
  • there’s a bit of bitterness here bc he sued moz and marr in 1996 for a 25% share of the smiths royalties (expect lots of 25% jokes)
  • please dont hate him tho hes a good man and an excellent drummer
  • morrissey wishes him “the very worst for the rest of his life”
  • he used to be in a punk band its very  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Craig Gannon

  • the hidden fifth smith not so many people know about him
  • in 1986 andy was fired from the smiths (for his drug use i think), legend says that he woke up one morning to find a postcard from morrissey on the windscreen of his car which said “You have left The Smiths” (morrissey denies this but andy doesnt and honestly i believe andy over moz) (also im very sketchy on the details so dont eat me)
  • he was gone for two weeks and in the meantime craig gannon took over on bass, but when andy came back he stayed on as rythym guitarist and played on a few tracks and toured with them
  • a good and beautiful guy honestly (tho i think he also sued for royalties so :/)
  • here he is (to the left of morrissey)

sorry abt the pic they just look really good here and i want to cry

  • the smiths formed in manchester in 1982 when johnny marr knocked on morrisseys front door and pressed his face to the glass. please read this article abt the whole thing i cry
  • morrissey descibes their meeting. im fine :) (thats me screamin with my mouth closed)
  • what can i say? johnny and moz were phenomenal together they wrote so many good songs (they wrote ‘half a person’ in four and a half minutes! FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES!)
  • He was different with me than he was with everybody else. I couldn’t have given my music to anybody - anybody else, and he appreciated it more, because he just fell in love with it, and that went on all the way through the band. In many ways he was my biggest fan really.” - Johnny Marr
  • but they were only together for five years :( johnny and morrissey fell out and everything got really stressful and. yeah ill just give some quotes bc im sad
  • “One night we had a conversation and he said “ I think it’s about time and I’ve had enough” and I was saying “Yes I understand” but I really didn’t mean it I really didn’t think he’d completely pull the plug.” - Morrissey
  • “Morrissey asked me to do a farewell gig at one point, but I said no. It just seemed like a bad idea… We actually got together a few times [afterwards]. We went for a walk in the country, we went out to dinner one night, and later we just went for a long drive. It was really good to see each other away from any scenes. Like everyone, in private we’re quite different characters. I know the real Morrissey and he knows the real me.” - Johnny Marr
  • “I think Johnny understood Morrissey more than anyone else in the world… It was almost illogical, the gulf that was coming between Johnny and Morrissey, and you couldn’t put it down to any one thing. Again, it was almost like Morrissey living out his doomed fantasies. I think at some point one of them thought, “I can’t do this. You’re saying you want to be on in this stuff but when I move towards you, you move away. Or vice versa. There’s no rhythm between us.” Whereas before, they were finishing each other’s sentences.” - Grant Showbiz (sound engineer)
  • and then johnny wrote moz this letter which he kept and kept and printed in his autobio in 2013 more than 25 years later :) :)) :))))))

The Albums

The Smiths

  • their first album and one dear to my heart
  • recieves a lot of criticism from fans and the band bc of the mess surrounding production and the poor sound quality but! who cares its beautiful
  • caused quite a stir when it came out bc it was so subversive and unapologetically Not About Hetero Romance so the press were scratching their heads a lot
  • the first single had this cover and andy talks about the mortification he felt trying to show his dad his bands first single can u imagine
  • tbh the subject matter is very weird and ambiguous and a bit morbid (theres a song about the moors murders for example) but its also very sweet and funny. typical smiths tbh
  • the cover is a still from an Andy Warhol film called ‘Flesh’ but morrissey wrote the album notes as CULLED FROM ANDY WARHOLS FLESH which sounds a lot more ominous

Hatful of Hollow

  • a compilation album
  • unhappy with the quality of The Smiths the band decided to put out a compilation early on
  • essential listening tbh - u will learn soon enough that all smiths compilations are necessary
  • oh yeah some smiths records had a secret etched message from morrissey. on this album: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/IAN (ian was johnnys brother)

Meat Is Murder

  • the album that inspired a generation of vegetarians
  • ITS SO GOOD i cant ever stop listening to it tbh
  • so so many classic tracks
  • a bit more stridently political (vegetarianism, jabs at the monarchy and english school system, railing against the injustices of corporal punishment)
  • secret etching: ILLNESS IS ART / DOING THE WYTHENSHAWE WALTZ

The Queen Is Dead

  • considered by many to be their finest album (not by the band tho they think strangeways is the best)
  • every single track on here is so sublimley good how do you even articulate your feelings towards i know its over or frankly mr shankly or some girls are bigger than others WHAT DO I SAY
  • THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE. CEMETRY GATES. THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT.
  • secret etching: FEAR OF MANCHESTER / THEM WAS ROTTEN DAYS

The World Won’t Listen

  • personally this is my favourite smiths compilation altho its often overlooked bc most of the tracks appear elsewhere
  • HOWEVER it contains stretch out and wait and money changes everything so its like. objectively the best (fight me irl)

Louder Than Bombs

  • the better known american compilation album
  • REALLY REALLY ESSENTIAL SONGS its so good i love it

Strangeways, Here We Come

  • the last studio album :(
  • technically and musically their best its really ~experimental~ and different (for them)
  • Morrissey -  “We say [that it’s our best album] quite often. At the same time. In our sleep. But in different beds.”
  • features moz on piano in death of a disco dancer
  • title refers to strangeways prison in manchester
  • im gona weep if ur gonna go this is the way to do it
  • secret etching: GUY FAWKES WAS A GENIUS

Rank

  • the posthumous live album
  • released as a contractual obligation so mozzer had to pick all the tracks by himself after they’d broken up :(
  • he wanted to call it The Smiths In Heat but the label wouldn’t let him
  • contains the instrumental track The Draize Train and a really neat Marie’s The Name (Of His Latest Flame)/Rusholme Ruffians mashup
  • feat. craig gannon on guitar
  • anyway its really good
  • secret etching: PEEPHOLISM

Other Projects

Morrissey’s Solo Career

  • moz went solo after the smiths broke up and hes been massivley successful
  • the sideburns got more intense and he gradually got grumpier and grumpier
  • idk this is just my opinion but i feel that solo moz is a very different creature to smiths moz? sort of. less tender and gentle? there’s a line from i know its over that says “its so easy to laugh/its so easy to hate/it takes strength to be gentle and kind” and i feel maybe solo moz stopped caring about that so much. not that he was incapable of it -theres a lot of heartbreakingly good stuff he wrote as a solo artist- but i feel he tends more towards sarcasm and polemic than the dry humor he had in the smiths
  • THAT BEING SAID i love solo moz’s stuff there’s some glorious stuff in here so to all the angry asks im gonna recieve i say its just my opinion please dont eat me alive
  • hes released 10 studio albums as a solo artist; Viva Hate, Kill Uncle, Your Arsenal, Vauxhall And I, Southpaw Grammar, Maladjusted, You Are The Quarry, Ringleader Of The Tormentors, Years Of Refusal, and World Peace Is None Of Your Business
  • hours of entertainment can be gleaned from merely perusing the titles of solo morrissey tracks, do yourself a favour and have a look

Electronic

  • after he left the smiths johnny formed an ALTERNATIVE DANCE SUPERGROUP with New Order frontman Bernard Sumner and occasionally with Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys
  • its pretty much the greatest thing that ever happened to me its the perfect intesection of every one of my interests
  • three albums; Electronic, Raise The Pressure, Twisted Tenderness
  • they never officially dissolved things but they havent really been active since 1999 so

Johnny’s Other Projects

johnny is a massively prolific musician and has collaborated with almost everyone on the planet, including but not limited to:

  • paul mc cartney
  • the pretenders
  • the the
  • bryan ferry
  • billy bragg
  • kirsty mccoll
  • talking heads
  • beck
  • oasis
  • then he had a sort of band called Johnny Marr + The Healers and they had one album (Boomslang)
  • and then he was the guitarist for Modest Mouse for three years
  • and then he was The Cribs guitarist
  • helped hans zimmer with the soundtrack for inception and amazing spider-man 2, is working on something else with him atm i think
  • then in 2013 he went solo! he sang on his own album! everyone died bc who knew that Guitar Dad had such a beautiful voice!
  • his two solo albums are The Messenger and Playland
  • and then he played on Noel Gallagher’s Ballad Of The Mighty I and we all died a bit more

More Fun Smiths Facts

I’m almost done with my finals so have some fam quotes

-birds are loud
-but cute
+like me

‘‘i have dememepression’’

-MY DAD HAS AN EMERGENCY CHEETO IN HIS BREAST POCKET
+your dad is my spirit animal

-BREAKTHROUGHS
+It’s one in the fucking morning

‘‘The one where she has 8 legs’’

-Help
-Fuk
-My leg
-It’s stuck
-Fuck my leg huRTS
-brb trying to scape
-I’ve been freed
+???
-My leg was stuck in the void
-Aka the side of the bed near the wall

-I’m still not over the fact that I confused an American president with a chicken restaurant
+WAIT
+WAS IT KENNEDY?
-yea
~JFK AND KFC
^LMFAO
~ARE DIFFERENT
+TO BE FAIR
~THINGS

‘‘*notices your bulge * OwO whats this? r u excited for daddi? x3
((I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE))’’

-* slams the bible on the talbe*
-we need this guys
+I thought you would pull out the Kamasutra honestly

‘‘Well the binder dial me daddy thing was from when we were walking to history class and my friend had her phone on top of her books and binders and she pulled them against her chest when we were going through a crowded area and she accidentally called me??? so then i just kinda turned to her and said ‘binder dial me daddy’ and she stopped dead in her tracks bc she was crying from laughter’’

-And then the thicc sus thing was just me thinking about how to make spaghetti and meatballs really fucking sexual
+Just go to Italy Jesus Christ

‘‘knk is one letter away from kink’’

‘‘Porn + Angst = Life’’

‘‘My teacher said ‘no hugging, no touching, only high fives are allowed’’’

‘‘We played kahoot in music
My name was ‘daddy 666′
And someone used a spam bot and added like 7 daddies’’

‘‘IT IS I THE FRENCHIEST FRY’’

-y’all doin the most
+doin the moist

-what is ‘‘cronch’’
+monch but softer
-what is ‘‘monch’’
+cronch but softer
-what
~yes

‘‘DO IT FOR MAMA SOVIET RUSSIA’’

‘‘Bendiddle Counterclock is Dead’’

‘‘yes
she was eye eyebrows’’

‘‘if that’s what death looks like death is ho t’’

‘‘Theres literally no middle ground. I either give 0 fucks about it or I will end my life in defense of whatever I have claimed as mine’’

-Y’all I eNcoUNTERed a coYOTE wiTH mY PORN STAR fRENDS
+What
-WE were walking to the park and then a cOYOTE runs up and we’re like wAT
+You’re focusing on the lesser details here
+porn star friends???????
-ThEy sTARTED mOANING aT IT
+Oh my god
-it was an experice
+It sure sounds like it

‘‘A glass cabinet of dildos’’

-Shelf
+What
-Put blood plant on shelf
+S t o p

‘‘Jesus Christ I read bore as vore and I was like ‘‘WHY WOULD YOU VORE HIS KIDS’’’’

‘‘That moment when ur used to read fics in Englihs cause in ur native there arent a lot of good ones and then u just find a good one in ur native and u feel #blessed’’

-I just fucking imagined mermaids trying to skate
+Wiggle wiggle

-Sup is one (1) letter away from soup
+Soup is nine (9) letters away from depression
-depression is me
~Where’s the u going 
+Up the ass

-want to come over and eat what my mom made?
+did she made jelly
+i want jelly

‘‘Novi: I know but my brother has to go to bed and we’ve been talking for like 5 hours
Me: It’s ok I understand
Novi: No it’s not I want to throw him into a river’’

-Novi in the VC: ‘‘I didn’t need to see that,,, I’m having a stroke’’
+Also me in the VC: ‘‘I’m not pure, I pronounce Georgia as Heorhhhhhhhia’’

-im gay for hell
+EVE YOU ARE HELL
-rude

‘‘sky has too many colors to be straight’’

-what will you do Ryan
+idk
+hide
+i guess

-we are all pure and sane people here
+excepting u

-ssssssssssss
+i understand now
-i meant to say aaaaaaaaaaa but i hit s by accident so it looks like i was hissing
+ssssssss
~sneks

-NOVI JOIN ME IN OUR EXPEDITIONG OF,,, ARKANSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+AND THEN,,,, HEORHHHHHHHIAAAAAAAAA
-AND AFTERWORDS WE WILL TAKE,,,,, TEHHHHHHHHHHHHHASSSSSSSSSS
~why are yall taking over places???
-communism

-im pure cant you tell
+no we can’t
+cause we can fucking see
~roasted

‘‘how much dong would a dong dong if a dong could dong dong’’

-sshlonguh dongafolay?
+IM FUCKINGH CRYUNG
~dong long
^novi mispronounced schlong dongadoodle
^so this is what we get
-sslonguh dongadolay
^ye thats how he said it
+I KNOW HOW TO ENGLISH
^sure honey

‘‘Y’all Ryan is Romanian now’’

‘‘an anagram for lulu’s children is uncurled hills’’

‘‘in soviet russia the america lives in you’’

‘‘I am in a call with Ryan and I just messed up the pronunciation of the 50 states of America and I feel proud’’

‘‘>what do when youre nervous when you see your crush
<close your eyes’’

‘‘is elmo hotter than kermit’’

‘‘i just squealed why am i so white’’

‘‘I should be sleeping honestly
How tragic
That I don’t give a fuck
’’

‘‘ZEUS’ THUNDERCOCK IS THE ORIGIN OF A LOTTA PROBLEMS’’

‘‘yes the best zombie ive ever seen’’

-*distant, but very loud * YEEHAW
+it distant bc im in europe

-Lmao Google maps is being stupid as fuck
+wow I’m Google maps the
-I wanna say no bc ily but I also wanna say ‘‘big fucking mood’’ tbh
+lmao
+I’m what the kids call
+relatable
-Im what the kids call
-really fucking bad at art why do I even try
-fucking me

‘‘Earlier I was angry bc of fake advertising of granola’’

-FUCK
-WHERE IS THIS ERASER
+WHA
-IM CALLING THE POLICE
+911 WHAT’S UR ERASER

-choke on that dicc
+I just shoved like 50 animal crackers in my mouth this is the end
-animal diccs
+my favourite animal is a penis
+mhm so tasty
-A wild penis galloping through the fields
+Yeehaw

-what is rule 63
+69
-no 63
+69
-?????
~69
-stop

‘‘Guys I just remembered this evening I was working on a few essays with my best friend and then I just stretched and said ‘‘Jesus I stretched my own soul’’ and she answered ‘‘And even when you don’t have one’’ and I was just like,,, true’’

-I once said that I didn’t have a heart and my mom agreed and laughed
+Same

-she was like ‘‘oh i love her hald skirt’’ and i was like ‘‘,, hes a guy’’
-and she responded with ‘‘oh you mean from that one japanese skatey show thing’’
-sure mom
+LMAO
-i think thats the first time ive ever heard yoi called that tbh
-ive heard it referred to as ‘‘that one thing with the japanese weeb and the snow man’’
-i died a little after that conversation tbh
+JSJDHSJ

-i almost pulled up the rappin for jesus video onto my tv in fromt of my parents
+LMFAO
-fuck that was close

-mY CHERMICAL ROMANCE YEA MCR
-did you not know they were the same thing
+my bad fam
-for fucks sake
~omfg
-mcr is my chermical romance im actually so offended i might cry
^MY BAD FAM

‘‘mama i talk about ghost sex all the time wow’’

‘‘i went straight to my PS3 oops
That’s the straightest thing I’ve done’’

-I literally just typed in ‘horny fish’ and did not get what I expected
(…)
+I’m sorry about the horny fish
+ThE inTernET IS CRUEL

-i have exams too i dont wanna
+I do wanna (die)

-PUNCH ME
-anyways
-ur collar bone could kill a man ( me ) and I love i t 

‘‘get your shit together korea be more creative’’

‘‘dad wanted to buy me heelys when i was like 8 or 7
mother didnt let him
sigh’’

-I got sour patch children.
+YOU’RE STILL ADORABLE, I LOOK LIKE A MESS
+NICE EVE
-im killing these children by eating them.


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honorable mentions: quotes that didnt make it into my recent "the signs as" post

but wAS THE DOCTOR NOrMAN BATES?????

good evening, you dirty homestuck

lmo

i lunch

what are you, a chump

welcome to your tape

i nominate cordy for bucket duty

PENNSYLVANIAAAAAA

you got me. i am a cute polyamorous fuck thats allergic to spice

“Yahtzee” said Dave.

“Oppan Gangnam Style,” her brain said approvingly.

“Bruh,” said Terezi.

🐴esist

“i ship it” bb said blankly.

the score is now Cordy 826, Jacob Asshole.

welcome to scenic Screwup City, population Allison Keith

“fuck up”, see under “shut the”

at least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

i once had a dream that the kid who played rico in hannah montana went to our school

im allison, from gym class
im karina, from hell

imagine if all babies sounded like Cr1tikal

i think i convinced my moms friend to name her son eridan

gay love!

bee communism, and robot communism for that matter,

sleepless in seattle 2: electric boogaloo

yknow i dont think nebraska exists

ava and emma are pyromaniacs, more at 11

dont you >:3c at me young man

how did you know chess the musical was a musical about chess

i hate shakespeare but ive alrready sold my soul to the bard

*someone sends me a video of a furry convention*
this is cyberbullying

okay ive wanted to do this for a while but
guys i gotta come out to you
im
a communist
and a lesbian but more importantly a communist

“disgusting”

beef cheek

bernie will pierce me

DIE COMMIE FUCKER

kisses smorch is a valid fantroll name

i sweater god

sounds like something a daddy dom would say

amelia have you ever heard of a wild concept called church and the redemption of sin

my entire body is in tangible pain!!!

n'y'all

welcome to hellmurder island ill be your concierge

LEEEEEEEEROY NJENKINS

hatsune malfoy

maybe the REAL horcruxes were the friends we made along the way

*soccer mom voice* sorry marlene, you arent daddy material

pumpkin party in sea hitler’s water apocalypse: the real straight agenda

I HAVE WEAK THUMBS, LIZZIE

my name. is will SHAW.

*accidentally flushed my pad down the toilet* well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped, looks like theres no other way outta it. youre going to have to decapitate m

no but listen have you ever actually played russian roulette

dave strider, hatsune miku, and vlad the impaler walk into a bar,

brandon you chicken fried fuck

chapter one; old man megido and the freezer of doom

STEALING MY PHONE WONT CHANGE YOUR INCESTUOUS FEELINGS ANDREW

*blasting metal crusher* fuck me mettaton

hey cordy what happens if i snort pop rocks
“you die”
shit really

fuck you and fuck your dog biscuits!!

young man, are you suggesting we blackmail batman

i identify as an anime character, i promise i am pikachu in my heart

im a fucking winner! a winner!!!!

oh shit its sans undertale
OH SHIT ITS JOHN HOMESTUCK
O H S H I T I T S D I P P E R
G R A V I T Y F A L L S

No Archive Warnings Apply: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido

fucking mc escher

YOUVE MURDERED US BOTH, YOU SON OF A BITCH, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU

*loudly humming megalovania*
“please”

sbear ov juddice

shes fuckinh whispering the lyrics to funkytown in my ear

*ievan polkka blasting*

taste THIS rainbow!

goddammit janet

b-buddy?

*dani california blasting*

listen. have you ever seen 2001: a space odyssey?
“no”
okay watch it and tell me being in love with hal 9000 is wrong

i warned you about the stairs bro, i told you dog
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

ELLLLLLECTRIC LEMONNNNNNN

*screaming* MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG

eat me, lizzie millican!

mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean?
“it means youve lived a life of sin”

*loud and squeakily* aND EVERY TIME WE ToUC H—

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE VIDEO OF ME SWALLOWING RUBBER
“nah”

ha! youre broke!

why is beetlejuice mossy
WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT

i am the left brain, i am the left brain
work very hard till my inevitable death brain
you got a job to do, you better do it right
and the right way is with the left brains might
I L I K E O R E O S A N D P U S S Y

welcome to antisocials anonymous

*angrily* tHIS is why youre nEVER GONNA BE STAGE MANAGER

*someone sneezes* shut the fuck up

your blood is like a venetian delicacy also send nudes
DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT

THOSE ARE MY MINECRAFT PANTIES YOU SON OF A BITCH

we should all go to comic con as homeless people with aids
“no, annick”
ITS BETTER THAN UNDERTALE

im so sorry mr strizzle

“lance lance revolution”
please watch less voltron

im pretty sure thats called cystic fibrosis

Annick DuChateau has changed her name to 4 Entire DQ Blizzards in a Trench Coat

on the count of three everyone kinkshame karina

thats gay charlotte!!!! thats gay!!!!

“and his memes arent funny”
HEY NOW

babbay pullmd close rin the backerseart of yowizr rofetr

WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES IM GONNA TAKE BLEACH SHOTS

i cant believe brandons a directioner
“i cant believe jacks emo”

cry me a table, linda

*groping an undertale body pillow* kama sutra, siena

*singing off key* oNE RinG to RULE THem aLL

soak me in your finest milks daddy

who is our messiah? … mrs d'angelo (our science teacher)

*brandishing a plastic horseshoe* take it back, fuckboy

i hate the library. everyone hates the library. you know what? heres your three dollars. ill see you in hell

every time you speak, i hear the sound it makes when pac-man dies

rey picks up kylo and dunks him in the trash. fucking obliterated

are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me

if you cant put an end to moffat’s shit writing you cant put an end of my life

cake. stick it in your hoo-hah

POLICE PUT THE CUMMIES ON THE GROUND

oh you love homestuck? name five of his albums

your room has posters with the dead eyes of Cameron Diaz boring through the souls of all who enter—

sollux feels trapped in a hell of “Wheels on the Bus”

holy shit is that kurt cobain

“yahtzee” said dave

“ahem. undertale”

then im gonna pull out my dads bigass bowling ball like “this is 1/800 the mass of vy canis majoris”

only dumbfucks play magic the gathering

in his free time, reginald enjoys BODY SLAMMING CIVILIANS WITH HIS WHEELCHAIR

YES
EGGSY

blondie screeches to a halt, another comrade fallen

meggers preggers

THE HOT WINGS AVA THE HOT WINGS

lizzie dont name your kid onomatopoeia

annick youre a running joke in my household

i can cut fabric lady but if you wanna see a super special skill i can cut human flesh

you kids with your understuck and hometale

im extra homosexual, but im in love with him. god bless that man. his laugh is my text tone

bellybutton fetish
KARINA ITS FIVE AM