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Harry shaking my life while making his shake.
ffs why is he so distracting?

INTRODUCING: The URL Writing Challenge!

What is a URL Writing Challenge?

A writing challenge is usually based on prompts listed or given by the challenge’s host. This particular challenge is based on your URL. 

Why a URL Writing Challenge? 

I’ve participated in a lot of challenges but never seen a URL challenge. Thought it would be cool writing something inspired off your own URL. 

Our URL’s is something that represent us. 

Why don’t get creative with something like that?

THEME

Are you ready for it? Okay. Here it goes… *drum rolls*

BUNNIES. Not actual bunnies but Easter. The theme will be Easter!

Your URL is the main focus of the fic but I like holiday’s and why not adding Easter to the mix? 

  • You can add everything that goes with Easter like: 
    • Easter Egg’s Hunt.
    • Painting Easter Egg’s.
    • Bunnies.
    • Pastel Colors. 
    • Bunny Ears. 
    • Everything that goes with Easter Theme.
  • You can also use Spring as a theme. 
    • Anything that goes with Spring.

When?

  • The sign ups starts now and end’s next Wednesday, March 15th.
  • The Challenge is due on Easter, which is April 16th. 
    • That’s more than a month to write.
    • Life happens and you can’t get the fic by that day? Is cool
      • Just post it and message me the link when you can. 

RULES

  • It’s not a must but would be cool if you follow me.
  • I’m not picky so literally everyone can join. 
  • You want to be part of the challenge? Send me an ask.
    • Won’t be accepting ‘comments, reblogs or tags’ as “sign ups”. 
  • I’m very pro ‘do your own thing’ so, it can be any genre you want it. 
    • You wanna make it so angsty my heart get’s crushed? Do it. 
    • You wanna make it so fluffly, I end up vomiting rainbows? Do it
    • You wanna make it so smutty, it get’s half Tumblr turned on? Do it.
    • It’s your craft, write whatever your heart desires.  
  • Word count? Again, I’m not picky. 
    • Drabble? Cool.
    • 1k Words? Cool.
    • Over 3k Words? Cool.
    • Like 5k Words? You’re the shit and totally cool.
  • Same goes with pairings. Like seriously, do whatever you want. lol
  • Please don’t forget to tag me : @sleepywinchester.
  • Also tag post with ‘#elsie url challenge’

EXTRA

If by any means, you don’t feel inspired by your URL or want something more to boost it up? Let me know and I will give you a prompt. Challenge is still based on your URL but with a prompt to back it up, I think it would help. 

PRIZES

  • Master-post with everyone’s work. 
    • It will be linked on my blog till the end of May. 
  • One group promo for everyone who participated.
  • I’m going to pick five favorite fics and making Fic’s Aesthetics.
    • This would be based on the fic written for this challenge.
  • My friendship 

I really hope some of you can join! This is something unique and think it would be very fun to do. Challenge have always been a great part to meet new writers or become more friends with already writers you know. I love challenge and bouncing up ideas with friends. xx

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anonymous asked:

Can you do a blurb where Gemma and Anne don't like Harry's girlfriend and think she's using him for money. Harry doesn't know and then finds out and is really upset about it

“’ello?”

“Harry, how many times do I have to tell you?”

“That I’m the fittest bloke you’ve ever laid eyes on?” She could hear the smirk through the speaker of her phone, knowing that he knew damn well what she was talking about. “As many times as you want.”

“You know what I’m talking about.” She wasn’t angry, per se- just overwhelmed, for lack of better words, at how much he spoiled her. “Just because I remarked how nice a bracelet was last week doesn’t mean I wanted it.” She sighed, the sparkle of the diamond on said bracelet catching the sun from where she had it laid on the kitchen table in front of her. “And if I did happen to want it, I could buy it for myself.”

“Know you could.” He didn’t sound the slightest bit phased because she put up an argument every time. “Just wanted to spoil my girl,‘s that really such a crime?”

“Yes.” She was quick to answer. “I don’t want you thinking I’m only here for the gifts and the money.”

“I know you’re not.” He shook his head, despite knowing she couldn’t possibly see him. “But it’s my way of showing you how much you mean to me.”

Admittedly, it warmed her heart how much thought and love was behind each and every gift, none of them were ever just a splurge of money because he felt like he had to buy her over.

“And I’m really thankful, but I honestly don’t need gifts to see that you’re genuine about us.” Her voice was much softer now. “Just- promise me you’ll stop spending your money on me all the time? I really do appreciate it but it would make me much happier to see you spend it on one of your ridiculously expensive scarves or something.”

“A’right I promise.” He sighed jokingly, as if she was asking a lot off him. “I hope you know I’m only going to go crazy on your birthday and at Christmas, though.”

“I guess I can live with that.” She reasoned and he chuckled.

He was one of only a few others sitting in the departures lounge of the airport and he was thankful for his own space in the corner, happier to bicker with his girlfriend than to make small talk with anyone else. After speaking for a little while longer, the voice on the speaker announced his flight, notifying him that there was only five minutes until the gates closed.

“I’ve got to go love but I’ll see you later on.” He stood up, throwing his carry on over his shoulder and making his way towards his gate.

“Ok, call me when you land safe.”

“Will do.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

//

On her way to the airport, (y/n) decided she could kill a bit of time by calling in with Gemma as it would beat sitting on an uncomfortable metal bench for god knows how long until Harry’s flight came in. She also figured she could pick up his charger that he mentioned leaving there last week.

Having only been with Harry for just under 10 months, she had met Anne and Robin four times, Gemma three and Des just once. There was the whole formal ‘meet the parents’ meal a few months in and, afterwards, it was a rare occasion that she was able to travel with Harry to see them on his time off- she did have her own work commitments after all.

Despite that, she wasn’t entirely nervous about meeting with Gemma again; she seemed easy enough to talk to when Harry was present so she was sure going solo wouldn’t make a huge difference. After pulling up to the apartment block and being allowed to walk on ahead through by the security guard who had come to know who she was, she made it up to the fourth floor in a matter of minutes and gave a light knock on the oak-wood door.

“Hi!” She greeted the female clone of her boyfriend as soon as the door opened. “I was on my way to the airport to get Harry but figured I may as well drop in to say hello and pick up his charger for him.”

“Couldn’t he have done that once he landed?” She tried to ignore the bitter tone to her voice, deciding instead to laugh it off.

“He’s usually too tired to function after a long flight.” She laughed.

“I know.” She gave her a pointed look. “He’s been my brother longer than he’s been your boyfriend, y’know.”

This time, she decided to stay silent and chose not to address the bitterness in her voice. Without any further word, Gemma trudged back through her flat. Not knowing if she was welcome to follow or not, (y/n) hovered awkwardly by the doorway before deciding to just follow her anyway.

She could hear her talking to someone in the kitchen, but couldn’t make out – and didn’t really have an interest in- what they were saying.

“Hi, Anne.” She gave her a warm smile once realising who the voice belonged to on her arrival to the kitchen. “It’s lovely to see you again.”

“Thanks.” She gave her a tight lipped smile, not bothering to maintain any eye contact.

“I’ll just get that charger then-“

“New bracelet?” Anne nodded to the diamond link on her arm; the brand new one that had only arrived from Harry mere hours ago.

“Oh.” She looked down at it. “Yeah.”

“How’d you afford that?” The harshness in Gemma’s voice was painfully obvious now and (y/n) didn’t miss how her mother winced slightly at the tone she had certainly not been brought up to use, but she didn’t bother reprimanding her.

“Harry got it for me.”

“Of course he did.” She laughed a dry, bitter laugh. “Just like everything else you own.”

She was taken aback to say the least and couldn’t find any words to answer with, because what exactly could she answer with?

“What she means is that you seem to be getting an awful lot off Harry lately.” Anne tried to ease the awkward atmosphere in the room but didn’t back down on defending her son from someone she thought was taking advantage of him.

“I don’t-“

“I mean, if it’s not him taking you out everywhere and paying the bill every time, it’s you getting these expensive gifts off him.”

“I don’t ask him to.” She was making a poor effort at defending herself against the two strongly opinionated women, sounding nothing short of timid and nervous. “I don’t like when he buys me things all the time.”

“Sure you don’t.” Gemma rolled her eyes. “Listen, Harry’s an adult and neither of us two can tell him who or what he spends his hard earned money on. But we just wanted to make it clear that we can see you for exactly the way you are and we’ll never accept someone into the family who takes advantage of him.”

“Gem-“

“No, Mum.” She snapped. “You said it yourself. Harry only thinks he’s in love and she’s taking advantage of that.”

She looked to Anne for confirmation that she hadn’t said such a thing after being so nice when Harry was there, but when her head stayed bowed down, eyes focused on the table, she took a deep breath and stuttered out a quiet “I’m sorry.” Before bolting to her car where she would be able to let out the hurt she was feeling.

//

Landed safe. Just getting my bags xx

In the café x

“Boo.” (y/n) jumped, startled from where she was in deep thought and didn’t have to fake the smile on her face when the familiar feeling of her boyfriend’s arms were engulfing her. “Well, somebody certainly missed me.” He laughed, placing a kiss on her forehead.

“I did.” She mumbled into his shirt.

“C’mon, let’s get home, yeah?” He suggested.

“Do you want a coffee before we go?” She asked, pulling a note from her purse that would cover the price of a coffee each.

“I’d love one, actually.” She stopped him when his hand went to the pocket of his jeans where he kept loose change.

“I’ll get it.”

“Love, ‘s only a coffee.” He smirked. “Am I not even allowed to treat you to that now?”

“Not when I’m fully capable of buying it myself Harry!” Her volume had increased slightly, but not to the point where she was drawing any unwanted attention to them. “I do have a job, you know.”

“I’m aware.” He spoke slowly, trying to read her expression.

“And could you please take this,” She pulled the bracelet off her wrist. “back? I’m sick of you throwing away all your hard earned money on me.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa.” He placed his hands on her shoulders, forcing her to stay right where she was until he figured out what the hell was going on in her head. “What’s this all about? Where did you take this notion?”

“I’m not taking advantage of you.”

“No one said you were, poppet.”

Everyone says I am!”

“Well I don’t care what everyone says,” He shrugged. “I know you’re not.”

“You only-“ She took a shuddering breath in. “You only think you love me.” His face fell at her statement. “And I’m taking advantage of that.”

“No this isn’t-“ He shook his head. “This isn’t you. Is this the fans? I’ve told you not to look at what they’re saying.”

“No, it’s not the fans.”

“Who, then?”

She didn’t want to tell him; didn’t want to be the reason for a possible argument with his mother and sister. But the desperate look on his face made her want to take away all his worries.

“It doesn’t-“

“Who, (y/n)?” He was more stern now.

“Your mum and Gemma just pointed out a few things.” She swallowed. “I don’t blame them for thinking how they did.” He looked confused, angry and hurt that two of the people he cared most about were saying such things about one of the other people he cared deeply for. “It could be true-“

“It’s bullshit.” He asserted. “Complete and utter bullshit.”

“Harry-“

“Let’s go home.”

//

Much later that night, Harry crawled into bed after having a shower and could tell by how his girlfriend was breathing that she wasn’t asleep, but was still facing away from him. He decided to give her space but laid one hand on her hip, tracing mindless little patterns.

“I called mum earlier.” She didn’t respond with words but he seen how her shoulders tensed up. “I made sure she knew how wrong that was of them to say such things about you.” Still no response. “She just worries sometimes but I’ll not let them speak to you like that again.”

“You didn’t have to do that.” Her voice was cracked with the emotion that had built up inside her all day.

“It’s because I love you.” He placed a kiss on her shoulder blade. “And I know I do.”

3

“Imagina que legal você poder ir pra um lugar onde ninguém te conhece. Você pode inventar uma personalidade nova se você quiser.” “Ué, você não gosta da sua personalidade?” “Gosto. Mas o problema não sou eu.”

“Imagine going to a place where no one knows you. You can even create a new personality if you want to.” “Don’t you like your personality?" I do. But I’m not the problem.

The way he looks (2014) | Hoje eu quero voltar sozinho (2014)

anonymous asked:

For God sake Elena didn't lose anything with Damon . She was happy with Damon . Damon helped her in every way even Stefan said so . Elena never really loved Stefan she didn't even knew him properly she fell madly in love with Damon . You wanna ship se do but don't say Elena was puppet in de relationship . Stefan was just the chapter in her life the same way Elena was the chapter in Stefan life .

And if you want to ship DE then go ahead but stop being so willfully ignorant about your ship, anon.

I have multiple posts about the inflation of DE:

http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/149414909030/it-was-stefans-love-who-healed-her-broken-heart

http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/149396624855/love-isnt-a-choice-if-it-were-elena-would-have

http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/154739617890/it-really-bugs-me-when-people-complain-about

http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/139498020585/what-about-stelena-makes-them-superior-to-delena

http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/156101914470/delena-is-about-acceptance-learning-and-growing

But you guys seem adamant on making me repeat myself.

“Elena never really loved Stefan”

Where is the proof of this? I mean next to the fact that she consistently declares her love for Stefan

These declarations of love are earned by how ride or die Elena was for Stefan.

Like you don’t face werewolves and go into vervain/snake-filled wells and run into a house full of tomb vampires and risk coming face to face with the supernatural monster trying to kill you if you don’t “really” love someone. This type of devotion is not bred from obligation, anon.

she didn’t even knew him properly

Elena knew Stefan so implicitly that she knew he was on the other line when he didn’t even say anything:

Elena’s emotional and spiritual knowledge of Stefan (which I speak about here: http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/158674534265/can-you-show-examples-of-stelena-knowing-each) is unparalleled and that knowledge and that connection actually, and not DE-actually, but actually actually made Stefan a better person: 

We started this season with Stefan drinking Elena’s blood. Is that going to come back to haunt him or haunt them as he drinks more human blood?
Julie Plec: Not at the moment. I think that in its own way, it was a smart choice. He’s come to terms with all his demons from last year and all the guilt that lead him down that road and Stefan’s issues with blood were psychological and emotional. And drinking small tiny amounts every day with the trust and the commitment of your one true love to build up the strength so that you never have to worry about becoming that guy, I think we want to see if we can deliver on that. (source)

And this declaration to Rebekah (and Julie’s quote about Stefan) is earned in action and not simply dialogue. It’s earned in action because pretty much whenever Elena came face to face with Stefan’s demons, his lust for blood, his voracious vampirism, her presence, her emotional knowledge of Stefan would make it subside. It begins in 1x10 because she’s actually seeing past his vampirism, embracing it and accepting it, seeing to the man:

which allows for this to happen:

and that type of connection doesn’t go away because in 5x04 it’s repeated:

And in 5x06 it’s reiterated how much Elena brings Stefan back to life:

And in 6x16, Elena is directly related, yet again, to bringing Stefan back to his humanity, narratively, she is directly related to him being the best version of himself:

she fell madly in love with Damon 

I guess we’re ignoring the fact that Elena literally had to die and then be emotionally entrapped by a bond that gives her the illusion of free will to make DE happen. I talk about that here: http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/156287220175/i-really-liked-your-toxic-relationship-post-but but the highlights are these:

“The bottom line is that Elena as a human made a very, very, very clear choice that she would love Stefan always and forever,” she says. “But then her entire life turned upside down, and any feelings she originally had for Damon were still there, and of course magnified. There was always going to be a little bit of a confusion there for her — but not enough confusion for her to be over Stefan. It would take a lot to rip Elena away from loving Stefan. It would take years and seasons. We’d be eighty, if we followed the natural progression of that relationship.”

Damon helped her in every way even Stefan said so

H O W?

I have asked this many times and no DEr has been able to give me a legitimate answer, all you guys give me is what you think happened, it’s conjecture based on unearned dialogue. I want to know what he’s actually done that has propelled Elena’s character development because from what I recall, it’s Stefan who’s the one who always helps her:

but don’t say Elena was puppet in de relationship

Except that she is though. Because the DE relationship is inherently Damon-focused, Elena is his plot line so she actually just has to be there, it’s not about the both of them unlike SE:

Julie Plec: I can only say that it’s a show predicated on a girl coming back to life and her development of love for one brother who then, because of who she is, changes the life of the other brother and that’s our show […] (source)

Even the 6x22 goodbye scene is inherently about Damon:

“ It’s our way of the characters having sex in like a beautiful way, so it made perfect sense on the road, which is symbolic of Damon’s journey as a vampire[…]”

as opposed to the SE goodbye which is inherently about Elena and their knowledge of each other:

“That’s where she admitted she never wanted to lose her humanity, she didn’t want to be a vampire, and so he found it fitting for them to revisit that environment,” Dries said.

The sire bond … Elena isn’t given any complicated feelings about the fact that she’s emotionally enslaved to someone else, all she has to do is believe that she loves him:

I think the takeaway, ultimately, is that Elena believes it so fundamentally that in that moment, it’s enough for Damon to let himself believe too.

and it’s Damon who gets the “character” exploration of struggling with something and letting himself believe it’s real or not real, they make it inherently about how Damon feels when it’s Elena that this is happening to:

And it’s gonna continue to eat at Damon for the next few episodes […] Just letting himself allow it to be real for one small moment is enough for Damon.

At least with Stefan and Elena, she’s allowed to have complicated feelings which actually enrich their relationship because she goes through a multitude of emotions:

Plec assures that this storyline will be a big deal for the Stefan/Elena relationship, especially as Elena struggles “with her desire to help rescue this person that she loved very purely and very deeply, but also learning the lesson that you can’t necessarily let yourself be consumed in your life by saving someone else’s.”

Even their first meeting is solely for the benefit of Damon:

It was us wanting to give Damon something to fight for. Ric is unbeatable, a jillion times stronger than Damon. Damon was a dead man, and Ric was relishing beating him, and Damon had nothing left to live for, having been passed over once again. It was just that slight little thing that she said to him, when she was just trying to take the sting off: “Hey, maybe if you and I had met first.” She was just trying to soften the blow. But in reality, he had this memory that gave him the will to fight back. I love that moment, where Ric’s about to drive the stake into him, and he’s like “You know what? I’m not ready to die today.”

And with SE, it’s about how they save each other:

Julie Plec: In my mind, Elena’s parents are dead. It was a human accident, and a human tragedy, and as we know, the night that Stefan pulled her out of the water and saved her life. That was kind of the beginning of their love story. (source)

She isn’t just this symbol to be reacted to.

Even when Nina talks about SE, it’s about the individualism of Elena in relation to the love of SE:

Nina: But Elena — it’s not about that for her. She cares about Stefan. And he’s important to her and she has this connection with him, but she will put her friends and her family and the safety of her town before anything else, and she’s not going to swoon over the fact that he’s a vampire and ask her to bite him right away and all that. (source)

and you see that in their relationship. She doesn’t realize she can be with Stefan until after he saves Bonnie’s life in 1x09, she doesn’t get back with Stefan in season 2 until after he sacrifices his freedom to get with Jeremy out of the tomb, they take care of the people around them together, whether it’s saving Matt or taking care of Caroline after being tortured or helping Bonnie when it comes to Emily, where is any of that with Damon? They can’t even meet Bonnie halfway in the Prison World because they’re too busy arguing about their relationship. She doesn’t know what’s going on with Jeremy because she’s too caught up sleeping with Damon, she isn’t even paying attention to the parent-teacher interviews, she doesn’t care that he killed Aaron and kidnapped Jeremy again and the show doesn’t actually explore the psychological battle of loving someone who does these terrible things, she makes one comment about bending her morals and that’s it, that fundamentally reduces her character.

In season 8, the show very rarely (if ever) talks about Elena as an individual person or about her significance to the other characters, it’s all about how if Elena was there then Damon wouldn’t go off the rails, if Elena was there she would be able to get through to Damon, I wish Elena was here so Damon wouldn’t be the way he is, there are like four times in the season when Elena is spoken about outside the context of what she can do for Damon. When Elena wakes up, she realizes that Stefan is gone and she and Bonnie briefly share in that grief and then instead of asking about Bonnie, it’s “where is he?” 

It’s only when Damon is gone that Elena actually is the person she’s supposed to be because the show gives her other focuses like bringing Stefan back or bringing Bonnie back to life or setting Caroline up or getting everyone together to do shots so they can hang out, when Damon is back in the picture, the show just shackles her to him.

Stefan was just the chapter in her life the same way Elena was the chapter in Stefan life .

Except not? Their connection exists throughout the series and it’s proven repeatedly that they depend on each other and are tied to each other more than they’re tied to other people. Like Elena could break compulsion for Stefan but she couldn’t do the same for Damon.

In season 8, Bonnie tells Stefan to find his hope and what he does right after is write to Elena:

In the finale Elena is found sitting at the Salvatore crypt, writing about how she owes her life to Stefan:

[and I talk about how this is different than Matt here: http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/158520624145/elena-wrote-in-her-journal-that-she-owed-her-epic]

In season 7, Caroline talks about how she’s been waiting for the day Stefan could love her the way he loved Elena

Not to mention the natural intimacy of SE and the romantic undertones of their scenes:

Like their narrative, their action, seeps through everything, DE has the dialogue, we have what actually matters.

  • Dinah Lance: Book-wise, it's no longer about good writing per-se. It's about marketability.
  • Barbara Gordon: Of the book.
  • Dinah Lance: Of the author. There's a reason why your photo takes up the entire back cover of your books.
  • Barbara Gordon: Because I'm a very good writer.
  • Dinah Lance: You're serviceable, but your success is contingent on your image as a hot scientist chick.
  • Barbara Gordon: [to Dick Grayson] That's not true, is it?
  • Dick Grayson: Of course not! [to Dinah Lance] Don't call my partner a chick! What's the matter with you?
  • [later]
  • Barbara Gordon: I don't want to be a sexy scientist!
  • Dick Grayson: C'mon, Babs. That's like me saying I don't want to be a sexy superhero. We can't change who we are.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering how the chocobros would react if their s/o told them they were pregnant at an early age and they're the father? Like around high school—maybe as Seniors or Juniors? You don't have to do it if you don't want to but thank you for your time!

I’ve actually been so excited to write this prompt?? I feel like there’s some good angst/fluff breeding ground right here (get it? Puns haha). I’m going to be addressing this topic not in a negative manner per se, but a less favorable one, as pregnancy in high school for many people can be a very scary thing that they aren’t prepared for.

(PS. Let’s pretend that Ignis and Gladio also went to public school during their teenage years)

Hope this is close to your liking, anon!

—Leigh


You’re scared. Very, very scared.

At first, you don’t believe the test. So you take another. Then another.

All positive.

And you feel like you’re about to throw up— this time not because of the morning sickness. The second thing you do after watching the second little red line appear on the stick for the third time is cry. You thought you were being safe, you thought…

You didn’t think enough, obviously. And now you have to deal with the aftermath.

You don’t work up the courage to tell your family. You can’t. Not yet.

First, you have to tell the father.

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The Outsiders as John Mulaney Quotes
  • Ponyboy: you know how you lie to your parents?
  • Two-bit: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • Dallas: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • Darry: i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
  • Johnny: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • Sodapop: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
  • Steve: i guess someone said something like "something something police." and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
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That moment when your crush, don’t like the same things you do (honestly he should have expected it…)

I’m back with more maxwil, this time based in the reincarnation AU created by @a1rjayce​ (go and check it out!), I couldn’t help it, I loved the concept.

The explanation for the scene, is that, if I recall correctly, Maxwell and Wilson meet in one of Maxwell’s shows, so I assume that maybe he could give Wilson a little gift.

Hope you like it!

ok so for a character who’s not “on the front lines” of the action during most of this MSQ Aymeric has been through some shit

off the top of my head I can think of
- “questioned thoroughly” aka definitely tortured
- stabbed in the street/assasination attempt
- may or may not have solo battled Vedrfolnir (while the WoL got 3 people to assist with Hraes’ trial, smh)
- probably gets beat up by some more dragons while WoL fights Nidhogg
- probably stabbed again by Estinien’s armor while carrying him (okay that’s kind of a joke but also not)

plus this whole mental/emotional shitshow
- when he learns that his whole life has essentially been a lie and confronts his father about it his father basically says “lol deal with it” and throws him in jail to be tortured/declared a heretic and enemy of the state
- he was also right there when Haurchefant was killed (I actually kind of forgot this until the other night)
- works really hard on Giving Peace A Chance and inspires an entire counter movement of domestic terrorists? really pissed off people who hate his guts and are not shy about it (see: stabbed in the street)
- one of whom literally throws a child off a building as a sign of protest WHAT THE FUCK
- has to deal with the fact that his bff has become Evil Incarnate
- has to deal with the fact that his other bff probably has to kill said bff
- brings down The System and is relieved to quit his job, is immediately re-hired for a possibly even more demanding job
- decides to take personal responsibility for the fact that Ishgard has been an isolationist middle finger to the rest of the continent
- just….really wants to drink wine and go adventuring but can’t because reasons

so my point being: if it’s any comfort, we’re definitely not alone on the HW pain train

also that i love him and i swear to god SE if you lay a hand on him in 4.0

The signs as Jerma985 quotes
  • Aries: "I am going to be the sweatiest fucking tryhard in this server, I am going to kill you."
  • Taurus: The whole "Before the plague hit" gag.
  • Gemini: "You wanna get bakestaybed?"
  • Cancer: "You know... don't... say... sw-swears."
  • Leo: "Jerma vs. STAR_, Jerma vs. STAR_, everybody wants to see this happen!"
  • Virgo: "Mom. Mommy. I wanna ride the roller coaster. I'm old enough now, I'm 14."
  • Libra: "So in the comments section below right when this opens, everybody say LOOT GE-- tHERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX."
  • Scorpio: "You don't wanna ride this ride. If you're at Six-Flags or whatever and you see this, you turn to your buddy and go, 'Look, we aren- we aren't going on that thing. I don't care how much of a dare-devil you wanna be; it ain't happening.'"
  • Sagittarius: "I hate Bill Clinton, he ate my frosted toilet plunger."
  • Capricorn: "I want the secret recipe for Coca-Cola.
  • GIMME!!! GIMME THE SE--"
  • Aquarius: "Gaaa, yeah, Jerma Is Mad part 3! Wow, let's put cigarettes out on my dick!"
  • Pisces: "STAR_, if you're editing this together, don't use the "put cigarettes out on my dick" line, okay? It was offensive, it was uncalled for; nobody should put out a cigarette on their penis, for any reason."

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Reminder that you don’t need to participate in the fandom 24/7 to be part of it. Reminder that is ok to be shy and just like/reblog posts. Reminder that just by supporting the staff you are doing something. When the game comes out, play it, you don’t need a fan account for that.

👏You👏are👏awesome👏

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anonymous asked:

i was on my laptop the other day scrolling through my dash and i apparently accidentally clicked on an anti gif and didn't notice. my laptop takes a minute to load up gifs in full screen and i usually accidentally click gifs/pictures and don't notice until they pop up on my screen. you can bet i was shook when an anti gif popped up on my screen without any warning.

Oh sweet baby Jesus that’s..quite the surprise for someone who didn’t expect it omg

anti bby i know u want attention but  p l e a se

anonymous asked:

Hi, so I looked at you march promts and I was wondering if you possibly do one wit 7,32,34,44,56 and 73 you don't have to do all of the so you can oick and chose. I love your wrotong and want to se what you do wit the once I chose if you want to. 😊✌❤

Derek Hale - “I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing!”

You had your arms folded around your legs and your knees pressed to your chest. You stared out of the window. Even though you had always liked and enjoyed the rain, you were now just afraid of it. You had been afraid of it ever since you had seen what Jennifer Blake was capable of.

“(Y/N)?” Derek placed a hand on your shoulder and followed your glance. “Jennifer is dead. She’s gone. There is no need to be afraid anymore.” He sat down next to you and he wrapped an arm around your trembling body.

“Are you kidding me?” You turned your face towards him and you felt a shiver rolling down your spine. “Just because Jennifer is dead I should stop being afraid?” You shook your head and let out a deep breath. “We had Peter, we had Kate, we had Matt and his Kanima, we had grandfather Argent, we had a pack of Alphas, we had Jennifer…” You paused for a moment and let all the names sink in. “Why do you think it’s gonna stop here? Why do you think it’s not dangerous anymore? There will be a next thing or a next someone or maybe even both.”

“(Y/N)!” Derek cupped your face. His hands were big, but soft and in a way even tender. “Keep your eyes on me and listen to what I say.” His eyes met yours. “There is always going to be something dangerous, but I won’t let it hurt you. Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.” His lips curled up into a smile, but you couldn’t smile along, couldn’t smile back.

“I’m not sure if I’m afraid that something will happen to me.” You bent your head and stared at your own hands. “I think I’m more afraid of what could happen to you.” Your voice was barely a whisper now and Derek grabbed your hand to rub your knuckles.

“If it would keep you alive, I’d happily die for you.” Derek’s lips were forming a straight line and you knew that he meant it. If he would die knowing that you would be safe, he would die with one of those rare smiles on his face.

You shook your head. “Don’t you dare die on me, Derek Hale!” You stood up and raised your voice. “Don’t leave me behind!” You felt the tears rolling down your cheeks and all the fear, all the worry, all the pain and all the sorrow came out.

Derek wrapped his strong arms around your trembling body and he pressed you to his chest. “It’s okay, it’s okay.” He didn’t say anything else. He just rocked you back and forth and he kept on whispering those same words over and over. “It’s okay.”

You didn’t believe him. You didn’t believe it was okay. “I’m a crybaby.” You sniffed and you saw how Derek’s shirt was soaked with your tears. “How can you just say it’s okay? I can hardly stand myself!” You tensed all your muscles and tried to free yourself, but Derek only tightened his grip. “I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”

“You don’t mean that.” Derek’s forehead touched yours and he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. “Maybe you don’t want to feel the bad things, but you do want to keep the good.” His nose brushed yours and you could feel his breath on your lips. “And to keep the good, you have to deal with the bad.” He kissed you, slowly and tender while he pressed you tighter and tighter to his chest. “And so far we’ve both survived the bad.” He paused for a moment before he kissed you again. “I believe in our odds.”

anonymous asked:

Would you manage to make ISFP's thought train or recommend some ISFP blogs? I kind of just don't get this type.

An ISFP overview:

- Strong moral basis (Fi dom).

- Desire to experience with the sensory world (Se aux).

- In tune with the surroundings (Se aux).

- Strong will to experiment with activities that they found enjoyable (Se aux).

- Very curious beings, they want to see “what happens”.

- Usually want to focus on few passions or interests.

- Desire to improve natural talents (Ni ter).

- They will to make their usual approaches better (Ni ter).

- Difficulty to set plans into motion (Te inf).

- Fear of being seen as unskilled (Te inf).

- They have many ideas and plans but find it difficult to take action (Te inf).


So, I’ve been looking through ISFP blogs and I like these two:
@extraneousintrovert
@isfp-confessions

Also, I’m not sure if this one is run by an ISFP but I’ve read some ISFP original content and that’s always cool:
@themisadventuresof5north

Thanks for asking, I hope this was helpful. 
– INTJ

anonymous asked:

So, I have a question about furrydom. I don't personally consider myself a "furry" per se, I don't have a fursona, I don't want a fursuit, etc. However, Furry Bara artwork makes up a large portion of the porn I consume. I'm not, and I know that most furries are not, attracted to real animals. So what do you think is the root cause of this attraction? I'm interested in your take on the psycho-/anthopological meaning of Being Attracted To Humanish Animal Men.

it just might hit your aesthetics better? i’ve talked before about how furry art filled a niche for a lot of people who felt spurned or just unable to connect to a lot of gay porn or other mainstream gay media - that there was a lot in it that we couldn’t find anywhere else, particularly tenderness and that sort of cornball romance that straight dudes got and we didn’t.

like, the thing is: i’ve read mainstream gay comic porn. and… i don’t like pretty much most of it! i hhhhhhate the art style in Class Comics and the like, this sort of rubbery he-man meets tom of finland meets 70s/80s marvel comics deal. i just don’t like the way it looks! the aesthetics hell of put me off! and this goes double for that one time they tried to cash in on furry art themselves with “ani-males”, and that was awwww-ful. and a lot of live action gay porn does the same. the framing, the aesthetics, just the way they do things, i just don’t feel the same connection. usually when i do find live action stuff i like, it’s by amateurs.

furry art frequently has a lot of artist styles and framing and BODY TYPES that get glossed over in other outlets, is all. a lot of furry porn does this content better than anybody else. consider outside the ‘furry’ part and think of how else this work differentiates itself from other gay content you could consume - the way it frames itself, what kind of body types it has, and even the way it’s different to somewhat similar material, because ‘furry’ is not necessarily the one and only thing to consider here.

anonymous asked:

i use duo for russian and i don't get those cute little characters? i just have text? do you know why, by any chance? i don't know if it just doesn't for russian or what. btw i use iphone se so it's not bc i don't have an apple phone :(

I answered a similar question a few weeks ago; everybody wants those characters! As of right now, the app only has characters for Spanish, French and German, and only on iOS. Hopefully they roll out more soon, but I don’t know if they have any plans to.