if you don't want to date me

Houses As Tumblr Text Posts Part Seven
  • (Thoughts About Relationships)
  • Gryffindor: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
  • Hufflepuff: I don't want a valentine, I want 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want the d, I want the a. I want to ace this class
  • Slytherin: No offense, but I just can't process the fact that someone might actually care about me

(Technically it’s the 15th since it’s 1:38am)

So there’s one bit near the end of the Genocide Run that hit me pretty hard, personally. And as with most things that hit me very hard emotionally, it was a random almost throwaway line that wasn’t written to be focused on that much. But whether it intentionally held the meaning I took from it or not, it doesn’t change the fact that I DID take meaning from it.

When Flowey is monologuing near the very very end of the game and explaining what he went through, he talks about how he lacks the ability to feel anything for the people around him, and how desperately, frantically, he wishes he did. He talks about how, at first, he tried to help people. He talks about how at first it seemed to help, but every time it was time to let go, to move on, he got scared and couldn’t do it. He’d panic and reset instead. And how then he’d be right back where he started. And he would try helping everyone again.

But it became hollow. Everyone always said the exact same things, and did the exact same things. And nothing changed. And nothing new ever happened.

And eventually, just out of sheer desperation for SOMETHING new, he decided to kill everyone. And how that was at first a relief, but even that grew stale and empty as he did it over and over again. Until he was left with nothing, and there was nothing to care about, either for better or worse, but he couldn’t let go either. So he was trapped in this world where nothing ever changed, and he couldn’t make himself leave.

It’s a sad story, but it’s also a bit of a gut punch because of its implications.

Maybe in time, the person playing the game, the actual human being behind the keyboard, not the pixel character they control, would find themselves in the exact same situation. Eventually, things in a game stop changing. Characters always say the same things, do the same things. And maybe in time, as boredom takes over, the player would also try a genocide game just for SOMETHING new. But eventually even that will become empty and lead to nowhere after you do it enough.

I can’t really say if that’s true or not. I can’t say it’s false either.

But It’s 2 years now. And a lot of us are still here. And more importantly a lot of us still care. Quite deeply in fact.

And maybe we won’t care forever, maybe the same thing will happen, or more likely, we’d be the ones able to let go and move on to other things and let go. Maybe there’s no escaping that.

But it’s been 2 years, and at least for now, we’re still here.

There is also the possibility I’ve considered, that since the insane success of the game was never expected or anticipated at all, that the level of love it caused in gamers was a complete and utter surprise, maybe their ability to never fall into that cycle of apathy and just how long they can keep going, caring as hard as ever, will also be a complete surprise that was never foreseen.

Or even more simply, maybe Flowey just needed to be shown, as with so many things, he was wrong about that too.

Who knows. Honestly I can’t say how things will look in time. It could either way.


But at least by year 2 we were still here.

Team Voltron as shit I’ve heard playing Overwatch
  • Shiro: WHY IS EVERYONE ON MY TEAM A FUCKING CHILD ALL I WANT IS TO NOT BE LOSING JUST ONCE
  • Hunk: I'm not here to fight people, I'm cooking potnoodle and I want to have polite conversation
  • Lance: Is anyone here a girl because if you date me I won't own your asses.
  • Keith: I don't care if you want me to stop playing Hanzo, he's hot and I need this.
  • Pidge: TheLegend27 would not stand for this
  • Allura: Your mistake was thinking you could beat me, but you played as men and I played to win.
  • Coran: WHY ARE YOU ALL FIGHTING I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A TEA PARTY
  • bonus
  • Zarkon: Whichever player took Winston, stop playing Winston, I want to be Winston
  • Haggar: Which button does the magic bc all I'm doing is shooting and losing.
  • Shay: You thought I was nice but I was actually killing you
  • Lotor: WHOEVER JUST SAID I HAVE GREASY HAIR CAN SUCK MY DICK
  • Varkon: If I could sleep with Reaper I would be fast asleep right fuckign now.
First-Meeting Sentence Starters
  • Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:
  • "Uh, hi there."
  • "I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"
  • "Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."
  • "Service here is TERRIBLE today!"
  • "Is this seat taken?"
  • "Do you have a moment to talk?"
  • "Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"
  • "Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"
  • "Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."
  • "Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"
  • "Do you work here?"
  • "Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."
  • "Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."
  • "Are you from ____ or ____?"
  • "Hello, ____."
  • "I swear I've seen you on TV."
  • "Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."
  • "Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"
  • "Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."
  • "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"
  • "Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."
  • "Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"
  • "You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"
  • "H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"
  • "You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."
  • "It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "Get in! You're in danger!"
  • "Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"
  • "Grab the spare helmet and jump on."
  • "Are you playing ____?"
  • "Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"
  • "Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."
  • "I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."
  • "Have you seen a lost child around here?"
  • "I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."
  • "That coat isn't real fur, is it?"
  • "If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."
  • "Are we locked in here?"
  • "Can I use your phone?"
  • "Here, take my phone. No questions asked."
  • "What's cookin' good lookin'?"
  • "If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."
  • Robert: I don't want to be the new guy's stupid boyfriend.
  • Mary: Well, what do you want then?
  • Robert: I don't know! I just want to be with him all the time.
  • Robert: I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine.
  • Robert: I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.
  • Robert: But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend!
  • Mary: Robert, what you just described is a relationship between boyfriends.
  • Mary: And a pretty clingy one at that.
Mom walks in while I play Dream Daddy, I am a poor brand ambassador
  • Me, pointing lovingly at my handcrafted dream daddy dad: that's my dad
  • Mom: he's a very nice dad
  • Mom: who is the vampire man on screen
  • Me: he's another dad
  • Mom: a dad of who
  • Me: like....a child?
  • Mom: where's the child
  • Me: not on screen at the moment
  • Me: I'm dating him
  • Mom: you're dating the child?
  • Me: what? no
  • Mom: is he the child?
  • Me: he's the vampire
  • Mom: are you the child?
  • Me: no I'm the dad
  • Me: I showed you my dad
  • Mom: who is he dad of? Who are you playing?
  • Me: no I mean I'm playing as him
  • Me: he's a dad. He's my dadsona. I'm romancing other dads of unrelated children
  • Mom: oh
  • Mom:
  • Mom: why are they all dads?
  • Me: the game is called Dream Daddy
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Me: it's a wholesome game
  • Mom: I don't want to know anymore about it and now I wish I knew less
SU Hiatus Master List

The First Hiatus: “It Begins” 
It lasted for 41 days spanning from December 3rd, 2013 to January 13th, 2014. 

The Second Hiatus: “Buttermeat”
It lasted for 21 days spanning from January 28th, 2014 to February 17th, 2014 and is the second shortest Hiatus so far.

The Third Hiatus: “Revolutionary Gem Pearl"
It lasted for 23 days spanning from March 16th, 2014 to April 9th, 2014.

The Fourth Hiatus: “Nickilite” 
It lasted for 98 days spanning from May 15th, 2014 to August 21st, 2014 and is the second longest Hiatus so far.

The Fifth Hiatus: “A Christmas Hiatus” 
It lasted for 34 days spanning from December 5th, 2014 to January 8th, 2015. 

The Sixth Hiatus: “Wait for the 2nd Bomb”
It lasted for 45 days spanning from May 1st, 2015 to June 15th, 2015. 

The Seventh Hiatus: “Here Comes Sardonyx”
It lasted for 23 days spanning from June 20th, 2015 to July 13th, 2015. 

The Eighth Hiatus: “Vacation time”
It lasted for 54 days spanning from July 18th, 2015 to September 10th, 2015. 

The Ninth Hiatus: “Big” 
It lasted for 80 days spanning from October 16th, 2015 to January 4th, 2016.

The Tenth Hiatus: “S. O. S.”
It lasted for 124 days spanning from January 9th, 2016 to May 12th, 2016. This is the longest Hiatus so far.

The Eleventh Hiatus: “Neptune”
It lasted for 44 days spanning from June 3rd, 2016 to July 18th, 2016.

The Twelfth Hiatus: “It’s Over, Isn’t It?”
It lasted for 63 days spanning from September 15th, 2016 to November 17th, 2016.

The Thirteenth Hiatus:  “I Am So Tired of Hiatuses, Please Return to the Regular Schedule or Heck I’d Even Take a Stevenbomb at This Point.
It would have lasted 59 days and went from December 2nd, 2016 to January 30th, 2017 but thanks to an odd decision on CN’s part, it ended prematurely on January 2nd, 2017. 

The Fourteenth Hiatus: “CN… You Know You Have More Than 3 Shows Right?” 
It lasted 58 days spanning from March 10th, 2017 to May 8th, 2017. Though episodes were posted on CN’s App May 5th, 2017. 

The Fifteenth Hiatus: “Wanted
It lasted 17 days spanning from May 12th, 2017 to May 29th, 2017 and is the shortest Hiatus so far. 

The Sixteenth Hiatus: “Who Framed Rose Quartz?” 
It began on May 30th, 2017 and the end date is TBA. 

DEH characters as things I have said to my friends
  • Evan: Do you secretly hate me and only hang out with me out of pity
  • Connor: Who here wants to fake date me at our high school reunion because I will inevitably be alone
  • Jared: I make so many gay jokes because I am a gay joke
  • Alana: No I can't hang out because I have homework for both of my schools to work on and extra-curriculars and extra credit work oh and I'm also busy because I want to finish this 500 page book by tomorrow
  • Zoe: When I'm accepting my Tony I won't mention you if you don't do these harmonies with me right now
  • Larry: Repressing emotions is so fun, amirite guys? Guys?
  • Cynthia: No I don't eat candy sorry
  • Heidi: I love you all so much have you had enough water today?

When a tarot reading gives you the answer you didn’t want but down in your heart you know it’s right

Originally posted by collegepsychexperiment

  • steve: you wrote about me
  • bucky: I don't know what you're talking about
  • steve: you pulled me out of the river
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you nearly killed tony because he hurt me. you actually roared like an angry pigeon or something
  • bucky: I don't like him
  • steve: you tried to pull me behind the shield when I was covering you with it
  • bucky: I didn't mean to do that
  • steve: you remembered my shoes and the hotdogs but not that girls name
  • bucky: I have memory problems that's all
  • steve: you left our dates because I ran off, didn't even apologize
  • bucky: your date would've wondered where you went, I found you for her
  • steve: you lied and told me you only knew me because of the smithsonian because you wanted to protect me, to make me go
  • bucky: blame the brochure
  • steve: you made me share an apartment with you
  • bucky: I needed someone to do the dishes
  • steve: you kept my picture
  • bucky: memory problems remember?
  • steve: you didn't like it when I kissed sharon, I can tell your fake smile from your real one
  • bucky: you were wasting valuable time
  • steve: you put yourself back into cryo so I'd stop being reckless and not become a criminal just to keep you
  • bucky: I was tired
  • steve: you made a vow, told me you'd be with me until death
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you interrupted my moment with peggy because you were jealous
  • bucky: you deserved applause and attention for your bravery
  • steve: you fell from the train because you were protecting me
  • bucky: wasn't my smartest move
  • steve: you gave me heart eyes at the bar in '43
  • bucky: I was drunk
  • steve: we shared money and everything else like...a couple
  • bucky: it was convenient
  • steve: you're in love with me
  • bucky: yes
  • steve: what
  • bucky: what
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Favorite Character Meme: [¼] Relationships ♡ Finn/Rachel (Glee)
↳ “You and I both know how this thing ends. I don’t know how, or when, and I don’t care where you’re living or what dope you’re shacked up with. You’re my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that and you know that.”

JUNGKOOK FLIRTING WITH HIS DATE : FANFICTIONS VS REALITY
  • Fanfictions : "bby girl , I know you're dripping wet for me *Pins you against the wall* I saw the way you were looking at me *smirk* I want you to be mine. I don't want any other bastards looking at you *kisses your ears* "
  • Reality : "I..uhm...I think your outfit makes you look really pretty *blushes* I-I love playing overwatch and the scent of fabric softener *mentally curses* I love you too *chokes on drink* I MEAN AS A FRIEND OF COURSE AS A FRIEND !! "
Don’t look at her. Don’t say her name. Don’t tell me she’s ‘just a friend.’ Don’t tell me that you think of her as a ‘sister.’ Don’t tell me that you think she is pretty or beautiful. Don’t tell me that you like what she’s wearing. Don’t mention how skinny she is. Don’t mention how curvy she is. Don’t notice the color of her eyes. Don’t notice the color of her hair. Don’t hug her. Don’t touch her. Don’t be her friend on Facebook. Don’t follow her on Instagram. Don’t ‘like’ her selfies. Don’t comment on her pictures. Don’t tell her she looks nice today. Don’t tell me about that road trip you took with her. Don’t tell me what you did for her that one time on her birthday. Don’t tell me about how awesome her family is. Don’t tell me about the first time you kissed her. Don’t tell me about what you did in bed together. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t want to know. I’ll never believe you when you say she no longer means anything to you. Don’t say anything about her, not even once. If you do, I’ll never forget it. It will eat away at me forever. Because I will always look at her and see her as somebody that could make you happy, happier than I could ever make you. I’ll see her as somebody that will give you everything you want. I’ll always think she is prettier than me. I’ll always think you want her more than me. I’ll always see how soft and luscious her hair is. I’ll always see how perfect her body is. I’ll always see how big and sparkly her eyes are. I’ll always see an image of the two of you together in my head. Every time we sit down together at our favorite restaurant, I’ll wonder if the two of you went there first. When you tell me you like that new perfume I’m wearing, I’ll wonder if she used to wear it. Every time we hear a song on the radio, I’ll wonder if it makes you think of her. Every time we’re making love, I’ll wonder if you’re thinking of her. When you tell me that you like the things I do to you, I’ll wonder if she did them to you first. I’ll always wonder if, deep down, you wish you could be with her. I’ll always wonder if you miss her. I’ll always wonder if you want her back. I’ll always wonder if you’re thinking about her. I’ll never feel like I am enough for you. I’ll never feel like you truly let her go.
I don’t want to hear you tell me to not be jealous, I want to see you give me every reason in the world not to be…
—  If you want to have a successful relationship, don’t talk about your ex’s.
  • Yoosung: Why am I single? I just want to be in love like Saeyoung and MC...
  • Saeran: Well, if you want me to hack into the RFA again and bring you a girlfriend, I can do that. [under his breath] Although I much rather have you date me.
  • Yoosung: Huh?
  • Saeran: [is as red as a tomato] wHaT?

*Clony and Justlex on a double date*

Clay: I’ll have whatever Tony’s having.

Tony: We’ll both have a bacon cheeseburger.

Justin: *not wanting to be shown up by the other couple’s cuteness* Yeah I’ll have what Alex’s having.

Alex: Um, alright, garden salad for both of us then.

*after the date*

Justin: What the fuck, Alex, who the fuck eats salad?!

Alex: You’re the one who asked for whatever I was having.

Justin: I didn’t realize I was dating a rabbit.

Alex: Do you want to stop at McDonalds?

Justin: …Yeah. Get me chicken nuggets and I’ll forget this happened.

please unfollow and block me if any of the following apply to you: 

  • you don’t believe biphobia is a real thing that hurts people
  • you think bisexuality is unfortunate and buy into purity politics like “gay is superior to bi”
  • you think bi people currently in ‘het’ relationships are not a part of the lgbt community, because object permanence fails you i guess?
  • you wouldn’t ever date a bisexual simply based on the simple fact that they’re bisexual (and/or you’re white and defend this by making an offensive and invalid comparison to poc not wanting to date white people)
  • you just hate bi people for whatever reason
  • your bi friends’ feelings regarding bi issues don’t matter to you at all
  • thanks