if you don't ship them i don't know what you're doing with your life

The Children Are Fighting
  • Me: heads over to Youtube, bout to watch me some pancake scene for the 90th time (today) and-
  • Lift Kiss™: but you haven't watched me in a bit
  • Ice Wall Snuggles™: do you even remember what I look like
  • One Time Thing™: I know you watched me a lot last week, but I still crave ur love and affection
  • Pirate vs. Toddler™: Mirror mirror on the wall I'm still the cutest of them all
  • Storytime™: you used to watch me on the reg. What hath I done to forsake you
  • It's You™: I was literally The Most Important in your life for so long. I don't blame you for what you've done, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt :(
  • Proposal 1.0™: HEY BITCH. REMEMBER ME.
  • Proposal 2.0™: stfu, 1.0™. First is the worst, second is the best.
  • Proposal 1.0™: Me stfu? I don't see your viewcount rising too quick anymore either, buddy.
  • Proposal 2.0™: .....</3
  • Maybe Just This Once™: c'mon, I deserve a watch. It's been a while, and I'm so good at making you cry.
  • You Traded Your Ship for Me™: I have to side with The Elevator™ here. #1 Saddest Scene™ goes to The Elevator™. #1 Happiest Scene™ on the other hand goes to yours trul-
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: Noooooooo no no no no no. It is I who provoketh the must numerous tears of joy. My viewcount proves this. Don't even try to fight. That award belongs to me.
  • Everyone: Omg, so true. So true. Deadass Truth. 25 Cheek Kisses™, you are truly the best. Or you were, at least, until Pancakes™ came along.
  • Shellphone™: guys, GUYS. Focus here. This isn't memory lane. We're trying to get her to watch us, remember?
  • You're Impossible™: I miss being watched :(
  • Boat Safety™: I'm seriously so cute, how could you forget about me already? :(
  • Red Leather Jacket Kink Reveal™: I used to be so loved :(
  • I'm Not Proposing™: Guys I'm not even relevant anymore :(
  • Wanna Come in and Have Coffee™: I thought you loved all your children equally?
  • Know More About Your Beginnings™: We just want a *tiny* bit of attention. Like just for an hour? Spend an hour with us?
  • I Can't Lose You Too™: Your old friends?
  • Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation™: to quote myself, COME BACK TO ME!
  • Melty Popcorn™: I feel like I was never even truly appreciated for who I am
  • I Would've Done The Exact Same Thing™: Ditto, Melty Pop.
  • Middlemist Horsey Ride™: Guys, we've lost her.
  • Music to This Pirate's Ears™: We haven't just lost her. We've lost them all, the whole fandom :(
  • Sexy Barwench™: They're never coming back to see us :(
  • Move in With Me™: I guess our viewcounts have reached their max :(
  • Pancakes™: ....guys :(
  • Pancakes™: I'm really sorry like I'm actually so sorry :(
  • Pancakes™: I didn't mean for this to happen to you guys :(
  • Pancakes™: and for what it's worth, I wouldn't be where I am today without each and every one of you. Especially you, Move in With Me™.
  • Move in With Me™: Fuck you, Pancakes™.
  • Everyone: Yeah, fuck you.
  • One Time Thing™: Shove your rising viewcount up your (undeniably adorable) asshole.
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
  • Me: *sighs* Please don't fight, children...
  • also Me: *unpauses the pancake scene*
Matthew Daddario Quotes
  • "We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."
  • "Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."
  • "I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."
  • "How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"
  • "No, go back to my idea!"
  • "Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."
  • "Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."
  • "I play piano but I won't call it a talent."
  • "I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."
  • "There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."
  • "Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."
  • "I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."
  • "You are not trash, you are lovely!"
  • "Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."
  • "He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."
  • "I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"
  • "He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."
  • "...it's not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"
  • "Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."
  • "They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."
  • "This video is going on social media!"
  • "I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."
  • "Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."
  • "Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."
  • "Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."
  • "If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."
  • "Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"
  • "Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."
  • "You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."
  • "Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."
  • "If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."
  • "Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"
  • "I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"
  • "I like eating food after dark."
  • "Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."
  • "If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."
  • "I think we should provide more showers for cows."
  • "If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."
  • "I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."
  • "I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."
  • "Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."
  • "Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."
  • "The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."
  • "Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."
  • "You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."
  • "What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."
  • "I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."
  • "Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."
  • "I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."
  • "Donkeys look like rabbit horses."
  • "Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."
  • "Am I making this up?"
  • "I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."
  • "I can eat a pound of pork rinds."
  • "I am your bird king!"
  • "Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."
  • "I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."
  • "She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"
  • "My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."
  • "Kill her immediately. Problem solved."
  • "You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."
  • "Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."
  • "Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."
  • "To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"
  • "Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"
  • "I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."
  • "Don't get me started on this question."
  • "Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."
  • "Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"
  • "Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."

anonymous asked:

I'm really sad about something I don't understand and was hoping you could explain. Why do people block without giving a reason to? I don't why it first seems like it's all going so well then the next you're blocked and you don't know why or what you did or said wrong? It's happened twice now and to say it hurts is an understatement.

Oh, my precious Kabby babies.  Circle up, it’s time for some firm but gentle life advice from Mom. 

First of all, unless I personally am the person who blocked you (which I’m obviously not since we’re having this conversation!), in a very real sense the short answer to this question is that you know I can’t actually answer this question.  You’re asking me to tell you why a person I don’t know did a thing for which I have no context, and for which there could be a thousand reasons. So in a concrete, specific sense, my answer is: I do not know.


(You knew there was going to be a however.)

Social media is a deeply personal avenue for self-expression and it’s also a world where many of us spend a great deal of our time, which means that we have the full and free right to customize it into exactly what we want it to be.  The things that you post are personal reflections of you, which is  why it bums you out when someone mutes or blocks or doesn’t follow back; it feels on some level like a personal rejection.  But the space you curate is also a personal reflection of you.  You have the right to post anything you want and other people have the right to choose not to see it.  Both of those rights are equal, even though you’re only on one side so naturally the other one feels like it’s in some way “wrong.”  

I’m speaking with zero context for what your preexisting relationship with these people was beforehand (like obviously if it was a close friend and they blocked you out of nowhere, you’re going to have to sort that out with them directly, I can’t advise you there), but it’s important to remember that there may be no “right” and wrong” in this scenario.  It’s fully possible for both of these things to peacefully coexist at the same time:

1) your absolute right to feel a little bit rejected and hurt that a stranger on the internet made the choice that they didn’t want your social media sphere to overlap with their social media sphere,


2) that other person’s absolute right to say “if something or someone makes me feel even the tiniest bit ‘nope’ I am purging it out of this space so it is exactly what I want and need it to be.” 

They don’t need to have a reason.  That sucks, when you’re on the receiving end of it, which all of us have been - it truly and genuinely sucks - but it’s also reality.  One of the hard truths that incidents like this make us sometimes have to face - and we don’t want to face these things, because they can feel really icky and vulnerable and ping all the little gremlins in our brain  - is this:

nobody on the internet owes you their time or attention for anything you do or say.

This sounds mean and brutal, and I don’t mean it to be, because you know mom loves you, but it’s incredibly important, so I’m going to say it again to make sure that if nothing else, this gets through:

nobody on the internet owes you their time or attention for anything you do or say.

The celebs you stan don’t owe you a response to your tweet, just because you want one.  The people you tag in meta don’t owe you reblogging it to continue having that conversation with you forever, just because you want to prove you’re right.  The fans of the fic you write for your most popular ship don’t owe you crossing over to give you hits on your rare-pair fic if they don’t feel like it.  Nobody owes you a certain number of followers, nobody owes you a response to every anon you send them, nobody owes you finishing that fic you like in time for them to read it when they feel like reading it.  We owe each other one thing and one thing only: basic human decency.  That’s it.  Everything else is freely offered to the world, and freely taken by the people who want it.  It’s not a transactional exchange.  If you make art or write fic and you put it out there into the world, you’ve done a cool thing, and whether it gets ten hits or thousands it was still worth doing.  There will be people who aren’t interested, but if you get hung up on feeling rejected by that, it will paralyze you.

Social media is personal. That’s unavoidable.  It’s an extension of ourselves.  When someone is cruel to you or to one of your friends on the internet, even if it’s an anonymous stranger, it feels shitty.  When you express an opinion about something and a ton of people reblog it and the tags are full of “OMG YES THISSSSS”, it feels great.  We all experience that in different ways.  Society has always selected arbitrary measures for young girls and women to live up to in order to feel like they’re popular or they’re approved by the cool kids, and right now it’s things like “how many followers do you have” and “did you get an RT from a celebrity” and “how many likes on your posts”.  So on a primal level, maybe having someone you thought was a friend block you on Twitter or Tumblr hits you in the same deep core place as having the cool kids not come to your birthday party.  That feeling is super real!  It brings up alllllll that deep stuff we try to hide and pretend that we’re above experiencing, but we all have those squishy vulnerable inner selves that just need the cool kids to like us and we feel bad when they don’t.  

I had this exact conversation with my therapist a few weeks ago when she was giving me a hard time because my book has 60 reviews on Amazon, of which like the majority are 5 stars with two negative ones, and I have both the negative ones like memorized.  And she was like “CLAIRE.  WHAT THE HELL.  WHY DO YOU DO THIS?  58 POSITIVE AND YOU CANNOT QUOTE A SINGLE ONE.  TWO SHITTY ONES AND YOU KNOW THEM VERBATIM.  THAT IS NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR.”  And I was like “… . okay fine when you put it that way, yes I do sound like a crazy person.”  So like my advice to you – advice which I have just proven I am absolute garbage at taking myself, so like I may have just eroded my own credibility in my efforts to help – is to remember that you probably have a lot more than two followers so honestly this is probably not a bad collective ratio, and there may be lots of people who are very interested in what you have to say but you’ve focused a lot of your energy on these two people and it’s worth giving some thought as to why that is.

My question for you is this: what is the net negative impact of having these two people block you on social media? Like in an actual, concrete way, separate from those sort of core gut “I feel unloved in this moment” feelings, what is the effect on your life?  You might be surprised.  It might be zero.  In which case, let yourself feel those feelings, experience them as valid, and then breathe through them and move on and keep on doin’ you. 

I’m pushing back on you a little bit here very gently because it feels, reading this anon, like you’ve made a determination of hurtful intent on the part of the person who blocked you, or at the very least a certainty that this choice that made was about you and not about them.  That the fact that things seemed to be going fine and then they blocked you means you were somehow intentionally misled or mistreated.  Be really, really, really careful about deciding the cool girl didn’t come to your birthday party because she’s a bitch who wanted to make you feel terrible and is sitting somewhere cackling at the thought of your sad lil’ face waiting by the front door; maybe she didn’t come to your birthday party because she has depression and it’s hard for her to leave the house sometimes and she knew your party would be loud and wild and crazy and too much for her brain to handle right now. Be careful about presuming negative intent with no proof it exists.  The internet makes this so easy, the internet conditions us for this, and it conditions us to respond in kind. The worst thing you could do here is to, like, make a callout post or subtweet in the hopes that it will get back to them and they’ll feel bad, or to sic your other followers onto them, because that turns this into a situation that really does have a right and wrong; and since you don’t know if they were trying to make you feel shitty, or just went on a big block/mute purge to whittle their list down for mental health reasons that are totally their own, once things escalate you can’t put the horse back in the barn. It’s too late.  Now it’s A Thing, when maybe it never really needed to be A Thing.  And in almost all situations for almost all people in almost all ways, Kabby Mom’s advice is going to be, “please think carefully before you make this A Thing.”

This got long, I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately about the conversations I’m always having with fandom folks the way we let social media permeate and shape our sense of self, in good ways and bad, so I apologize for my verbosity but also not really because that’s how things roll over in Kabby Mom’s Advice Corner.  But I will sum up in bullet points for those of you who have been skimming, to bring you up to speed:

  1. Everyone has the right to curate their own social media space however they see fit, and they don’t have to explain their reasons.
  2. They aren’t obligated to include you in that space even if you want them to.
  3. None of that is an objective measure of your worth as a person or a sign that you should stop being you on the internet.
  4. Your feelings of rejection come from a real place and you get to feel them, as long as
  5. You are striving to move through them without permitting them to paralyze you, and finally
  6. You never use someone else’s choice to curate their social media sphere as a justification for treating them like crap.

Focus on your positive interactions instead of negative ones – your friends, creating stuff and putting it out into the universe – whether it be art, fic, opinions, a podcast, gifsets, crackposts, whatever – and your social media world will be a better place.

In the immortal words of the great Michael J. Fox, “What other people think of me is none of my business.”

anonymous asked:

How is klaroline ooc when she legit banged him against a tree for 10 hours though? She made the first move too. I know you're sad that Stefan died, but damn, don't deny what's canon. Caroline's had feelings for Klaus way before steroline got fan serviced into existence. I don't see you ever accepting this, so stay salty I guess. Namaste.

sis don’t ever namaste me

okaaaay that’s hilarious. you actually think she has feelings for klaus.


she rejected klaus for months. if she actually wanted to be with him she’d have made a move? like… she made the first move with all of her boyfriends, why not him? because caroline has always hated bad boys. every man she’s had romantic feelings for has been a good person: matt, tyler, jesse, stefan. she didn’t even consider enzo, who was 30% as bad as klaus. caroline forbes canonically can’t love abusive, violent men. that’s not who she is, and you know it. she’s extremely moral and judgmental. she hates causing anyone pain. she’s the most kind hearted and gentle vampire around. evilness has always turned her off and you know it, and it probably stems from everything damon did to her. maybe if insecure, lonely caroline had met klaus in s1, before she’d gained self love and self respect and developed into someone strong, she’d have been flattered by klaus’s attention and let him get away with all the abuse, just like damon. thank god she didn’t.

she wanted “scandalous sex” and she got it. she wanted to press the “big red button” on her relationship with tyler for once and for all, and she did it. she only agreed to sleep with him when he said he’d leave her life forever, and she regretted it at once. even after her breakup with tyler she never looked back. whenever she’s been interested, she’s made it clear. you’re delusional.

like seriously how many times do women have to show their disinterest before y'all get it? do you have any idea how misogynistic everything klaroline perpetrates is? this abusive ship is so fucking popular no one even remembers all the abuse he inflicted on her and the fact that it’s canon caroline, unlike elena, has no interest in and can never love evil men.

heres some canon dialogue for you:

“you’re not even worth the calories i burn talking to you”

“i can hate you and i do, so go away”

“you killed tyler’s mother and elena’s aunt jenna”

“you and your gifts can leave me alone”

“you deserve to suffer for everything you’ve done”

“you put my life in danger twice”

“people who do terrible things are just terrible people”

that and dozens of more comments that indicated she had zero interest in him, like “id rather die of thirst than drink with you” or “a date to a movie where I can put three seats between us”

but im sure that’s just her playing hard to get, right? women don’t actually MEAN IT when they reject men!!! the guy can keep trying to get with her knowing she’s not interested/in a relationship and her rejections are just her being cute and giving him a hard time :)))

also, he abused and tried to kill her multiple times. he tormented her and her loved ones for ages. that alone is enough to make it a disgusting ship. you literally watched with one eye closed if you think she could ever love him. stop normalising misogyny for fucks sake. sometimes female characters just don’t want to get with the violent bad boys who try to murder them, no matter how many times said guys try to buy them with expensive gifts and money. LEAVE CAROLINE ALONE

50% OFF starters.
  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
I ship them hardcore tho 😍
  • Derek Morgan: It sucks, doesn't it?
  • Penelope Garcia: What?
  • Derek Morgan: Just knowing that we couldn't have done any of this without you.
  • Penelope Garcia: [scoffing laugh] Yeah, pretty much.
  • Derek Morgan: I'm proud of you, Penelope. Despite everything that happened, you came back... and you got the job done.
  • Penelope Garcia: The sight of blood used to make me run away. And two nights ago I ran towards it.
  • Derek Morgan: It means you're changing into someone stronger than you realize. You cared enough to risk your own life to try and save someone else.
  • Penelope Garcia: Yeah, but... what's the difference between being strong and being jaded? I'm scared, Derek. I don't want to lose who I am just so I can do this job.
  • Derek Morgan: We are in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. I know you see that, don't you?
  • Penelope Garcia: Yeah.
  • Derek Morgan: Then we have nothing to worry about. It's who you are, baby girl. You see the beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. That part of you is never gonna change, and I won't let it.
  • Penelope Garcia: I don't need you to protect me.
  • Derek Morgan: Tough. I think I'm gonna stay on the job a little while longer.
  • Penelope Garcia: Yeah?
  • Derek Morgan: Mm-hmm.
  • Penelope Garcia: How much longer?
  • Derek Morgan: Every day of my life.
  • Penelope Garcia: I kind of love you, Derek Morgan.
  • Derek Morgan: I kinda love you, Penelope Garcia.
a summary of the pack as memes
  • The Pack: We really miss Lachlan. He really should not have swam in lava.
  • The Pack: Sometimes we can still hear his voice.
  • -----------------------------------------------------------
  • The Pack: Rob, no. Please don't shove those flowers up your ass.
  • The Pack: Hoe, don't do it.
  • Rob: *shoves flowers up ass*
  • The Pack: Oh my god.
  • -----------------------------------------------------------
  • Psychic: *reads Mitch's mind*
  • Mitch: *starts up a hunger games*
  • Mitch: Do it
  • Just do it
  • Don't let your dreams be dreams
  • Yesterday you said tomorrow
  • So just do it
  • Make your dreams come true
  • Just do it
  • Some people dream of success
  • While you're gonna wake up and work hard at it
  • Nothing is impossible
  • You should get to the point
  • Where anyone else would quit
  • And you're not going to stop there
  • No, what are you waiting for?
  • Do it
  • Just do it
  • Yes you can
  • Just do it
  • If you're tired of starting over
  • Stop giving up
  • Psychic: What the fuck.
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  • Vik: *takes a deep breath* I lo-
  • Anyone who has spent 5 seconds around him ever: yes, you love Lachlan, we know, you love Lachlan so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Lachlan, we KNOW, you love Lachlan you fucking love Lachlan ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE Lachlan. WE GET IT.
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  • Vik and Lachlan: We honestly came out to have a good time and we're honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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  • Preston: I hate Rob so much! He's the stupidest pleb ever and he has no job!!
  • The Pack: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
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  • The Pack: *makes a music video*
  • Their Brains: Kill Jerome in them.
  • The Pack: Why?
  • Their Brains: You gotta.
  • ----------------------------------------------------------
  • *a poofless, vikklan, or any other ship that i ship moment happens*
  • Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • -----------------------------------------------------------
  • *a ship that i don't ship moment happens*
  • Me: do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
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  • The Pack: *loses Mitch and Jerome in a crowd*
  • The Pack: Ah,there they are.
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  • Me, on a date: So, what do you think about The Pack?
  • Date: The who? Who are they?
  • Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I gotta go.
Mass Effect 2 - a (not so) short summary
  • Shepard: this is a routine mission
  • Joker: yeah we are just chillin in the empty calm space without worries that is the life eh
  • Shepard: tru homie no danger in sight we are just like little bugs in the infinite field of the universe
  • Collector's ship: DID SOMEONE SAY BUGS *destroys the Normandy*
  • Shepard: sorry wrong quote
  • Joker: let me save the ship
  • Shepard: let me save your fragile ass
  • Joker: Shepper nooooooo
  • Shepard: Shepper yooooooo *crashes into a planet like a comet and dies*
  • Joker: look at that lemme make a wish real quick
  • Joker: I wish one day I'll fuck a robot
  • ---
  • Miranda: Allusive Man we found Shep's corpse
  • Illusive Man: nice now let's spend a shitload of money to resurrect him/her
  • Miranda: cool let's make him/her our slave by modifying the brain
  • Illusive Man: damn girl what is your problem we can't manipulate someone's mind that's fucked up shit
  • Illusive Man: anyway how is the project of turning Grayson in a human reaper going?
  • ---
  • Shepard: *wakes up after a 2 years coma*
  • Miranda: Shepard we're under attack stand up and fight u inferior slut
  • Shepard: aw shit I can barely move *runs like a leopard* *fight like a demon from hell* *tears shit up*
  • Jacob: hurry up commander
  • Shepard: wait I need answers
  • Jacob: Shepard for the love of god we're in the middle of a fight mechs are shooting at us we can't talk rn
  • Shapard: so how was your day?
  • Jacob: OMG it was nice thank you, I wake up and had a toast then I did some push ups then...
  • Miranda: let's get out of here gossip girls
  • ---
  • Illusive Man: hello I'm Cerberus' boss listen to me you have to find out why humans are disappearing
  • Shepard: fuck you Intrusive Man I don't work for you
  • Illusive Man: I revived you
  • Shepard: oh fuck ok then
  • ---
  • Tali: holy fleet Shap is that u
  • Shepard: ye it is me Tali I missed you so much
  • Tali: cool bye
  • Shepard: no wait Tali join my squad
  • Tali: nah better later I got stuff to do now
  • ---
  • Mordin: *fast shit-talking*
  • Shepard: haha I like you I'll make sure nothing bad will ever happen to you trust me
  • ---
  • Kasumi: god I miss Keiji so much I will never love again
  • Jacob: hey
  • Kasumi: yooooooooooo
  • ---
  • Shepard: Zaeed you squinter swine you set fire to a refinery just to find your boyfriend we are all going to die
  • Zaeed: that fucker shoot me in the head
  • Shepard: aaw isn't this love
  • ---
  • Grunt: Shepurd I feel strange I just want to kill everybody and destroy everything
  • Shepard: oh Grunt baby it's perfectly normal you're just becoming a woman
  • Wrex: Shep he is a krogan. Male. It's like our puberty
  • Grunt: do you mean I don't need this XXXXL tampon?
  • ---
  • Thane: my son is in trouble and my wife is dead
  • Shepard: k
  • Thane: "The fire has gone to be kindled anew.” He begs them not to take her away. They let her body slide into the water. He hits me. “Don’t let them! Stop them! Why weren’t you–” It rains. It always rains on Kahje. Warm water pours down his face.
  • Shepard: Cole is that you
  • Thane: what
  • Shepard: what
  • ---
  • Jack: fuck you and fuck everything and fuck Cerberus in particular
  • Shepard: girl put a shirt on it's raining cats and dogs
  • Jack: fuck shirts fuck cats and dogs and fuck me
  • Shepard: kinky
  • ---
  • Samara: help me kill my daughter
  • Shepard: shit why everyone in my squad are psycopath or have tragic stories and why do I have to solve everyone's problem?
  • Samara: so you won't help me?
  • Shepard: sure I'll help you let's do it girl
  • ---
  • Garrus: guess who's fucking back and ready to be romanced
  • Shepard: fuck yes I'm gonna date the shit out of you
  • Garrus: ...
  • Shepard: so-
  • Garrus: shut up I'm calibrating
  • ---
  • Shepard: why do you have a piece of my armor you creepy weirdo
  • Legion: there was a hole
  • Shepard: are you telling me you just have to close every hole you see?
  • Legion: yes
  • Shepard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • ---
  • Shepard: all right let's go kill all collectors as requested from the Incisive Man
  • Harbinger: we are the beginning, you are the end
  • Shepard: yeah I'm YOUR end
  • Harbinger: this hurts me
  • Shepard: fuck my second life what is that big ass blue motherfucker
  • EDI: it's a human reaper
  • Shepard: woah tough shit better destroy this ship and everything in it
  • Illusive Man: wait Shepard don't do it we need this technology
  • Shepard: shut up Disquisitive Man I do what I want and I want to tear this abomination up
  • Illusive Man: damn no I should have enslaved your mind when I had the chance
  • Miranda: called it
  • Shepard: well too fucking bad Dispositive Man let's do this homies
  • ---
  • Shepard: and that's how I saved the day once again
  • Hackett: Shepard you gangsta you forgot to say you killed 300.000 batarian in the process
  • Shepard: I do it for a good cause
  • Hackett: what cause
  • Shepard: peace
  • Hackett: *cries* this is beautiful
  • Shepard: I know buddy
  • Hackett: you're under arrest
Rules to KS

Disclaimer: Don’t kill the messenger (that’s all I am in this post) , these are just what I took from the complaints,disagreements, and other comments here and there that i’ve seen in the tags and in post comments..to some extent I have exaggerated them..to some extent. This post is not any of my beliefs and was used with sarcastic language .if you don’t speak it and wanna argue then don’t come over here friend :) #readingisfundamental.. If you planned on being curious in the tags or wanted to join the fandom then I hope this post finds you first before the real discourse lol

Rule 1). Don’t like KS. Fuck is wrong with you? Fuck the author (make sure to note that Koogi needs to be called out for this mess of a story) and fuck you. period.point blank. end of discussion. For if ye do, thy must commit thyself to the finest casket made of sheep wool to lie dead in, for eternity (In simple english: Go die, perish, poof bam be gone)

Rule 2). Don’t discuss the differences between reality and fiction. That’s such a shit excuse like don’t you fucking dare! Because we all know that after reading this shit manhwa you’ll become like sangwoo (picks up phone to dial police cause they need to arrest y’all asses ASAP)

Rule 10.5). Whatever do you mean about there being an anti ks and discourse tag? It is a must and one’s duty to continue to repeat and discuss their dislike for KS and the fandom in the actual killing stalking tag. You know. gotta make motherfuckas aware of how they are damaging society and ruining lives. #doingGodswork

Rule 20). You must acknowledge that the KS tumblr fandom is fucking sick, a sick fucking joke (completely ignores the instagram fandom and the lack of chill they have lol)

Rule 30.5). EVERYONE and I do mean EVERYONE that is dumb enough to be in this fandom (and still ignored rule #1) are just a bunch of straight cis female women girls.

Rule 41). Being as it may that you have ignored rule number 1, then at least acknowledge that Yoonbum is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Please don’t come over here talking about his so called “past choices”…stalker my ass, he is soo pure xoxoxo and that beast Sangwoo ughh. Did you guys see in Chapter 1 when Sangwoo grabbed Bum off the streets of Seoul into his nasty ass home like the nasty motherfucker he is?!…he’s been stalking bum…wow free the fuck outta him

Rule 2001). Speaking of this Sangdoodoo, being that some of y’all have ignored rule # 41, let me just let you know how fucking gross it is to actually like this man, some of y’all with your excuses like “ he’s just such a well written character that’s why i like him” you’re a liar. Then you got the other ones who try to make it seem like they just like him for his physical aspects..umm you’re a fucking liar too. Sangwoo is only “loved” because of how violent he is towards Bum, you guys fucking get off to him abusing Bum plz stop lying

Rule 2000). Please note that Sangwoo is a boring villian trope. There are better villains than him, like dora the explorer edward cullen, elmo, winnie the poo, that 50 shades of character MC..yeah

Rule 20.02). Yoonbum was never thirsty for any kind of dick. Sangwoo been ready to put out, you remember in chapter 1 when Sangwoo said that he wondered what Yoonbum’s sex was like as he stared at him in the classroom? yeah…exactly so stfu

Rule 1992). Bum’s Uncle > Sangwoo because at least his uncle didn’t sexually assault him (Messenger note : I have actually seen someone comment that bum’s uncle is greater than sangwoo..I am not exaggerating)

Rule 1980s). Don’t imply that Sangwoo is to be any kind of daddy, dad as fuck, pappy, papa, tu papa, or la casa. It gives off the vibe that you too want your legs broken and that you think him as your biological father, it will not be seen as a joke so just stop

Rule 1999). Stop saying that you wanna see Sangwoo lose his shit. What you should be saying is how bad you wanna throw him in the trash can set him a flame, bring him back to life, chop him up, put him back together, let Bum kick him with his light up sneakers and then toss him into Korea’s seas :)

Rule 2003). Respect and love Officer Seungbae. (Messenger note: This is the easiest rule to follow if ignored rule #1 of course)

Rule 3005). IF YOU HAVE IGNORED EVERY ONE OF THESE RULES (maybe except rule # 2003..if you don’t like him then “oh shit yo”) THEN THERE IS REASON AS TO WHY YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN AS THE LOWEST OF THE LOW BECAUSE THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT YOU SHIP THE FORSAKEN NAME THAT ONE MUST NOT SPEAK OF. You have lost your ultimate mind. Sangwoo> said ship. you really fucked up now. Anti KS will curse your name and family and Anti “cursed ship’s name” will abandon you. I hope you have your casket prepared.

Thank you.

anonymous asked:

i really don't want to argue with you about discourse because i just know you're probably going to shut me down immediately, but i don't think the crux of the problem is people quibbling about two adults with considerable age gaps being together. it's about actual minors engaging in relationships with adults. it's about the potentially unequal dynamic that comes with gaps in maturity. it's about not invalidating people who feel unsafe/uncomfortable in spaces that normalize these dynamics.

I’m shutting you down by saying that you’re partially right. 

But first.

As an adult, it’s my job to also defend my interests and the perception people have of my interests because as an adult the things that happen online actually impact me and can potentially follow me through life. It’s my job to let people know that my perception and imagination do not view these fictional characters as minors, which in exchange, doesn’t invalidate the real non-fictional people who feel unsafe/uncomfortable because the dynamic isn’t even there in the first place. At least, not on my blog.

I mentioned I don’t know anyone who ships sheith with Keith as a minor in mind because the trajectory of a lot of this discourse is built on fabled bullshit implying we get off to minors. That’s disgusting, and it’s unfair, okay? No one has the right to insert those words as a generalization for a whole group.

It is gross.

Imagine if I whole heartedly dismissed klance as ‘emotionally abusive because Lance uses Keith’s grief-induced fallout from the Garrison against him to better his low self-esteem.’ See how easy it is to just do that? I could write a whole academic essay about how klance is a nightmare if I wanted to get on someone’s nerves or was petty enough to view the ship as threatening.

You’re using words like ‘potentially’ and ‘actual minors.’ This in itself is a headache I’m sure several people have approached. I won’t get into that. This has been hashed out a hundred times. I’m not here for that fight.

Also, my view of things could potentially be skewed entirely by Season 2. This is fine, and I think we need to start bucking up and admitting this is fine because our source content is very narrow. As is, anything goes.

But again, if I want to age up Keith, then that still goes. If I want to view these characters as adults and project them as healthy, then that still goes. I wrote 40k+ words about the stress of subtle power dynamics and how things don’t work out in sheith until Keith is a fully equalized leader who’s willing to look outside his view of Shiro, so maybe we should look at self-awareness and dissection as something that still goes, too. Approaching hard subjects in fiction doesn’t make me problematic. Enjoying it as a fictional idea doesn’t make me problematic, especially if my thoughts are ‘how do characters grow from this’ and ‘how do these characters self-actualize in the face of god complexes.’

I’m not invalidating people who feel uncomfortable at the thought of minors with adults (like actually who invalidates that), but what I am invalidating is the ‘normalize these dynamics’ rhetoric in the Voltron fandom. The dynamic we’re normalizing is the stress of two very young adults taking on the universe and how that is damaging and scary when you carry that weight. The dynamic we’re normalizing is universal heartache that would hit all of the paladins in the ‘do we really have time for romance when we’re trying to be so much more than individuals right now’ way I wish more people thought about.

The fact that I can’t conceptualize this ‘minor/adult’ and ‘power/maturity gap’ shipping you’re talking about to the point of real life frustration speaks volumes about how I don’t view these two as anything but emotional equals, even if I might see their emotional literacy to be in nearly different languages sometimes.

The point is: If you view Keith as a sixteen-year-old, then that’s fine. That’s great. Don’t ship him with Shiro. I’d really prefer if you absolutely didn’t in that case. But if I view Keith as an adult, then that’s fine. I’m shipping him with Shiro in that context, and I’m gonna have a great time.

Project what you want, but recognize your projection as much as I recognize mine. Don’t tell me what I believe is something it’s not when I know myself way too well to be told where my interests lie. That’s all I have to say.

otp tags (fall out boy edition)
  • otp: all the ways you make my stomach turn
  • otp: am i more than you bargained for yet?
  • otp: anything you say can and will be held against you
  • otp: bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints
  • otp: burn a little brighter tonight
  • otp: condemned from the start
  • otp: dance alone to the beat of your heart
  • otp: do you got room for one more troubled soul?
  • otp: don't breathe life into a monster
  • otp: don't pretend you ever forgot about me
  • otp: don't stop until your heart goes numb
  • otp: don't take love off the table yet
  • otp: get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
  • otp: go on pick your poison
  • otp: happily ever after below the waist
  • otp: have you ever wanted to disappear?
  • otp: here to collect your heart
  • otp: hoped for your name on the ouija board
  • otp: hot to the touch cold on the inside
  • otp: how heartwarming it is inside your skin
  • otp: i bit off more than i could chew
  • otp: i don't care what you think as long as it's about me
  • otp: i don't feel a thing for you
  • otp: i don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness
  • otp: i got your love letters corrected the grammar and sent them back
  • otp: i hope your lips will taste of me forever
  • otp: i just need enough of you to dull the pain
  • otp: i love everything about you that hurts
  • otp: i need your broken promises
  • otp: i only appeared so i can fade away
  • otp: i only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me
  • otp: i said i'd never miss you but i guess you never know
  • otp: i shot true romance in the head
  • otp: i try to picture me without you but i can't
  • otp: i want to hate you half as much as i hate myself
  • otp: i want to make you as lonely as me
  • otp: i wish i dreamt in the shape of your mouth
  • otp: i wish i'd known how much you loved me
  • otp: i'll save the middle finger for you
  • otp: i'll take your heart served up in two ways
  • otp: i'm about to make your heart beat in reverse
  • otp: i'm coming apart at the seams
  • otp: i'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet
  • otp: i'm in the details with the devil
  • otp: i'm just a problem that doesn't want to be solved
  • otp: i'm just dreaming of tearing you apart
  • otp: i'm the best worst thing that's ever happened to you
  • otp: i'm two quarters and a heart down
  • otp: i've got a sunset in my veins
  • otp: i've never seen a heart i couldn't break
  • otp: if they knew how misery loved me
  • otp: if you are the shores i am the waves
  • otp: it doesn't matter how you feel
  • otp: it's our time now if you want it to be
  • otp: it's time for me to fall apart
  • otp: just a notch in your bedpost
  • otp: kick drum beating in my chest
  • otp: let me tear you to pieces
  • otp: let your body get a tolerance
  • otp: let's meet in the purgatory of my hips
  • otp: like a moth getting trapped in the light
  • otp: love never wanted me but i took it anyway
  • otp: make it easy say i never mattered
  • otp: make june feel like september
  • otp: maybe i'm a piece of art
  • otp: my conscience called in sick again
  • otp: my heart is a grenade and you pulled the pin
  • otp: nothing comes as easy as you
  • otp: now you're just a problem for someone else to fix
  • otp: one foot in your bedroom one foot out the door
  • otp: out of every miscalculation you have got to be my favorite
  • otp: pawnshop heart trading up
  • otp: put your venom in me
  • otp: remember me as i was not as i am
  • otp: say my name and his in the same breath
  • otp: seasons change but people don't
  • otp: setting fire to the sky
  • otp: shoot the sunshine into my veins
  • otp: should have left our love in the gutter where we found it
  • otp: something makes my chest stir
  • otp: strike a match and i'll burn you to the ground
  • otp: take our tears and put them on ice
  • otp: teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way
  • otp: the best of us can find happiness in misery
  • otp: the best part of believe is the lie
  • otp: the home wrecker with the heart of gold
  • otp: the lies just won't stop slipping
  • otp: the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger
  • otp: the rhythm of the rain keeps time
  • otp: the sweetness never lasts
  • otp: the truth catches up with us eventually
  • otp: there's chemicals keeping us together
  • otp: this is the road to ruin
  • otp: trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
  • otp: trying to forget everything that isn't you
  • otp: turn off the lights and turn off the shyness
  • otp: we do it in the dark with smiles on our faces
  • otp: we don't fight fair
  • otp: we never stood a chance
  • otp: we only do it for the scars and stories
  • otp: we walk the plank on a sinking ship
  • otp: we're friends when you're on your knees
  • otp: we're the beginning of the end
  • otp: we're the things that love destroys
  • otp: we've been doomed from the start
  • otp: welcome to the demolition derby that is my heart
  • otp: when they made me they broke the mold
  • otp: wherever i go trouble seems to follow
  • otp: why can you read me like no one else can?
  • otp: would you mind if i sat next to you and watched you smile?
  • otp: you and i were fireworks that went off too soon
  • otp: you are my favorite what if
  • otp: you are the dreamer and we are the dream
  • otp: you can get what you want but it's never enough
  • otp: you can wear the crown but you're no princess
  • otp: you get scared when you look at me
  • otp: you got me all fucked up on love
  • otp: you were my versailles at night
  • otp: you were the last good thing
  • otp: you were the song stuck in my head
  • otp: you wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat
  • otp: you're appealing to emotions that i simply do not have
  • otp: you're the only place that feels like home
  • otp: your best kept secret and biggest mistake
  • otp: you’re the antidote to everything except for me
Star Wars Sentence Meme { Revenge Of The Sith }
  • "Hold on, ______, you're going to get us both killed!"
  • "Oh, I have a bad feeling about this"
  • "Drop your weapons. I said drop them"
  • "Hands up, Jedi"
  • "I shouldn't have done that. It's not the Jedi way"
  • "That wasn't much of a rescue"
  • "Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection"
  • "Not to worry- we are still flying half a ship"
  • "How long is it going to take for us to be honest with each other"
  • "Careful you must be when sensing the future, _______"
  • "The fear of loss is a path to the dark side"
  • "Sometimes I wonder what's happening to the Jedi order"
  • "Don't do this. Don't shut me out. Let me help you"
  • "All who gain power are afraid to lose it"
  • "He could actually...save people from death?"
  • "The dark way of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"
  • "_______'s worried about you. S/he says you've been under a lot of stress"
  • "I feel lost"
  • "Lost? What do you mean?"
  • "I found a way to save you"
  • "I won't lose you, ______"
  • "What brings you to our remote sanctuary?"
  • "Tenth level- thousands of battle droids"
  • "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi"
  • "You know the dark side?"
  • "I sense a great deal of confusion in you"
  • "Are you threatening me, ______?"
  • "Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!"
  • "Have faith, my love"
  • "The attempt on my life has left me scarred"
  • "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause"
  • "My lady, let me come with you"
  • "_______, all I want is your love?"
  • "You're a good person, don't do this"
  • "I won't lose you the way I lost my mother"
  • "And together you and I can rule the galaxy"
  • "You've changed. I don't know you anymore"
  • "Don't you turn against me"
  • "_______, you're breaking my heart."
  • "You're going down a path I can't follow"
  • "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"
  • "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
  • "It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!"
  • "It seems, in your anger, you killed her"
  • "An old friend has learned the path to immortality..."
Actual lines from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, part BB-8
  • *An average day outside Maz Kanata's tavern. Rey and Finn are walking by a babbling brook. Yes, there totally was a babbling brook*
  • Finn (romance novel-like): Rey, I have something really important I want to ask you. First off, I want to say...you look really beautiful today. The way the light catches your eyes, I just want to stare into them for the rest of my life.
  • Rey (in her head): Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...he's finally doing this. I don't know how I feel about this.
  • Finn: I can't deny what I feel for you. You're my forever girl and I want to ask you-
  • *Suddenly, Kylo Ren drops from the sky. He removes his helmet and flips his hair sexily. Rey and Finn both blush*
  • Kylo (tortured soul mode activated): Hey babe...we've only just met but to me, you're the real chosen one. You bring balance to my life because I love you. You bring me to life and you taste like Vader, only sweeter! I want to be with you to the point that I'm willing to brave the coldness of the light...as long as you're the light at the end of the tunnel.
  • Rey (in her head): Oh...okay. I didn't know that about him but for some reason, I'd be totally okay with that. Man, what's happening right now? Is this 'confess your love to Rey day'? Who's next-
  • *Poe Dameron flies in on his X-Wing and jumps out, blaster at hand*
  • Poe: HEY. Get away from Rey, I'm her one true love!
  • Finn: What are you talking about? You didn't even share a single scene with her!
  • Poe: The absence of a scene does not mean the scene did not occur! Rey, you remember that time I confessed my love to you before taking on a rancor, an army of jawas, and a Sith lord that was sent to kill you, right?
  • Rey: Um...I think...I think I gotta go. Yeah, this has been great and all but-
  • *At this point, a whole bunch of characters start showing up as Rey looks more and more confused*
  • Jessika: Hey Rey...you, me. Ladies night. Then maybe we can go back to my place and test out my whips. (winks)
  • Statura: Only an admiral can show you a good time, not like these clowns! You like ships? I got a whole fleet! (starts tossing out credits, making it rain)
  • Chewbacca: *sexy roar*
  • BB-8 (in droid speak): I'm just a bachelor! I'm looking for a partner! Someone who knows how to ride! Without even falling off!
  • Luke: Well, we don't know if you're my daughter yet so...
  • Captain Phasma: *flexes muscles while still in chrome suit*
  • TR-8R: I'M A TREYTOR BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU! JUST FOR YOU, I WILL ALSO DESERT THE FIRST ORDER! (performs an elaborate mating dance routine with his spinning baton thing)
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  • *as everyone argues, Rey flees*
  • Narrator: And at that point, Rey realized that this was one star war that she wanted no part of. No other war was as deadly as a shipping war. That's why this chapter's called, 'Rey Doesn't Need a Lover'-
  • Rey (breaking the fourth wall): Damn it, Quentin Tarantino, go back to the Hateful Eight!
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  • TTK: Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talkin' about what, you're talkin' about... bitchin' about that node you shot, some Abyssal bitch don't wanna sink, some resources don't wanna show up, your sister you're trying to screw and so forth... let's talk about something IMPORTANT. Are they all here?
  • Ooyodo: All but one.
  • TTK: Well I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. PUT. THAT BUCKET. DOWN. Buckets' for closers only. You think I'm fuckin' with you? I am not fuckin' with you. I'm here from HQ. I'm here from high command. And I'm here on a mission of mercy! Your name's Akagi?
  • Akagi: Yeah.
  • TTK: You call yourself an aircraft carrier, you sea cow?
  • Kaga: I don't gotta listen to this shit.
  • TTK: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is: You're scrapped. The bad news is, you've got -all've you got- just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight's sortie. Oh. Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's event. As you all know, first prize is a Repair Goddess. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of bauxite steak knives. Third prize is you're scrapped. You get the picture? You laughing now? You've got equipment; HQ spent good resources. Use that equipment to SINK them. You can't use the equipment you're given, you can't use shit, YOU ARE SHIT. Hit the bricks pal and beat it, 'cause you are going out!
  • Akagi: The planes are weak.
  • TTK: The planes are weak? The fuckin' planes are weak? YOU'RE weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
  • Kaga: What's your name?
  • TTK: FUCK YOU, that's my name! You know why, missy? 'Cause you got TOWED to get in here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW, THAT'S my name. And your name is You're Wanting. You can't play in the sailor's game, you can't close boss nodes... then go home and tell your sister your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: GET THE BOMBS ON THE ENEMY THAT IS THE HIME. You hear me, you fuckin' frigates?
  • TTK: A. B. C. A: Always B: Be C: Closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. A.I.D.A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action! Attention: Do I have your attention? Interest, are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision: HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION, FOR CHRIST? And Action. AIDA. Get out there, you got the Abyssals coming in. You think they came to sell you real estate? Abyssals don't show up lest they want to fight. They're sitting there, WAITING to get shot! Are you gonna shoot 'em? Are you kanmusu enough to shoot 'em?
  • TTK: What's the problem, pal? You, Kaga.
  • Kaga: You're such a hero, you're so high-ranking, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch o' bums?
  • TTK: You see this watch? You see this watch?
  • Kaga: Yeah.
  • TTK: This watch cost more than your fighter squadron. I made 970,000 bauxite last event, how much did you make? You see pal, THAT'S who I am, and you're nothing. Nice girl? I don't give a shit. Good mother? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, CLOSE. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you minesweeper? You can't take this, HOW CAN YOU TAKE THE ABUSE YOU GET ON A SORTIE? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there TONIGHT with the equipment you got and beat a boss node. TONIGHT! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. AIDA. Get MAD, you daughters o' darkness, GET MAD! You know what it takes to beat bosses? It takes bauxite balls to beat bosses. Go and do likewise, ladies. The drops are out there. You pick 'em up, they're yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sorties tonight and close, CLOSE, it's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. A bunch o' losers sittin' around in the bar. 'Oh yeah, I used to be a kanmusu. It's a tough racket.'
  • TTK: These are the new planes. These are the elite Reppuu planes. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? 'Cause to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal? 'Why am I here?' I came here because high command asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor: Follow my advice and scrap your fuckin' ass, because a loser is a loser.

anonymous asked:

your attitude towards antis is so misguided. i consider myself an anti, but guess what? i also ship the hell out of harry and louis. i love seeing their friendship, i LOVE reading fic, i love cute photos and videos. but you know what? i also accept reality for what it is, and refuse to force my own shipping on to reality, and that's what antis are against. we're not against the concept of harry and louis together.

i’m an “anti” and i want larry to collaborate on songs together. you all don’t think harry will ever go solo like louis so i guess it’ll never happen

First of all, you sent your asks without even checking my Harry tag, because I’ve been saying for a log time that I do expect solo material from Harry sometime in the not so distant future (and I don’t see that many people on my dash asserting the opposite, so?).

Secondly, I’m doing you the big favour of not replying to you with the same you all you used on me, because  that group of people you present yourself as part of, the antis, are very rude, gross, unforgivable individuals who spend their lives, or at the very least their online experience, targeting with their obsessive hate people they don’t know, sending them incredibly nasty messages, reblogging screenshots of their posts to add mean, offensive comments, publishing and making fun of their personal pictures, all in all indulging in a behavior that is 100% bullying. All of this because antis feel threatened and somehow insulted by a large group of bloggers’ beliefs ABOUT A BOYBAND; bloggers who made very very clear they don’t want to have anything to do with them and their sick attitude. And not out of fear of confrontation, but out of exhaustion as the result of years of constant, relentless harrassment. That is what an anti is in my dictionary; that’s what an anti is in my experience as a very pacific person who’d simply enjoy to have some little funny, nice time in her personal corner of tumblr. 

So don’t try that card with me, because I can guarantee you that if you all antis were just normal people making a normal use of your blogging time, just  “accepting reality for what it is, and refuse to force my own shipping on to reality, and that’s what antis are against. we’re not against the concept of harry and louis together”, none of us (certainly no one on my dash) would have the slightest concern about you. Go and see if me, as an adult with a job, a career, a social life and even too many personal contacts, could ever find interest in what a group of people don’t believe in. If antis would just live and have fun in their corner without perpetuating their aggressive, disgusting behavior day after day, I would not only have respect for them as human beings, but I’d also promote various confrontations. Think of what a lovely world that would be, uh? 

Your friend group according to Six of Crows.
  • Kaz: Gets into trouble with authority figures (teachers, principles, parents) a lot, but somehow always manages to get out of whatever it is they've done. Hug them at your own risk, and don't you DARE try to touch their face or the back of their neck, because you WILL die. They probably wear a leather jacket and gloves (fingerless or not) in summer, and they probably say they drink coffee without milk and sugar, which is an utter lie. Don't try to have a heart to heart with them. It won't end well. If you do get them to spill their feelings, you do so at your own peril. They'll do anything to make sure their secrets don't get out. Also, they've got information on everyone, so it's best not to provoke them. Will use any means necessary to reach their end goals (good or not).
  • Inej: Did you hear them open that door? No, I don't think so. This friend is quiet as hell. You don't hear them enter a room, you don't smell their shampoo (which should be impossible), and you don't feel a subtle shift in temperature when they stand next to you. They may as well be a ghost. The Inej friend is guarded, but ultimately a good person, though they may not always use good means for good ends, just the means that are necessary (much like the Kaz friend). They know a bunch of obscure songs but can't sing well enough to teach you, so you always end up with one earphone listening to their 3-hour playlist.
  • Nina: Need a hug? Well, you're getting one. Need a heart-to-heart? Too bad, you're getting one. Need a best friend for life who can kick your ass if you step out of line? If you said no, you're lying and you're still getting one. This friend will always be there for you, most likely on the other end of Inej's earphone wire, sharing music and a piece of well-earned cake. This is the friend you go to when you're feeling insecure, because they'll set you straight in a heartbeat. Somehow the Nina Friend always knows exactly what you need to hear (not necessarily what you want to hear) and is not afraid to say it. Usually this comes with cake, though, so you won't mind hearing what they have to say.
  • Matthias: The friend shrouded in mystery. They've got a complicated history with Nina Friend and they don't want to talk about it. Once they work this out, though, you've got a friend for life. Just remember that you don't have to give up Nina to be friends with Matthias or give up Matthias to be friends with Nina. (So if you're currently struggling with that, do what's right for you, not what's right for "other people." Put yourself and your needs first and be happy.) When you least expect it, this friend will make you laugh harder than you've ever laughed before. The things they say are worthy of yearbook quote status. They've also probably got a notebook covered in wolf stickers, and you've probably caught them binge-watching Game of Thrones in math class more than once.
  • Jesper: Okay, this friend is a whirlwind. They bet on EVERYTHING. Seating plans, lunch options, what the expiration on the milk cartons in the cafeteria fridge is. Everything. If they get it wrong, they'll probably comfort themselves by making darts out of paper, glue, and glitter (necessary, really, since it gets everywhere and is hard to get off). They'll also flirt with anyone, but their type is smart, shy, and easily flustered. They've probably got an entire drawer full of glitter-and-glue darts, so be careful if you want to go up against them in a fight. They don't call glitter Satan's Lip-Gloss for nothing. They've also got a whole bunch of cool things they made themselves, like miniature ships and working miniature catapults with all kinds of cool settings.
  • Wylan: Smart, shy, and easily flustered. Good at math and drawing, bad at literary arts (not for lack of trying), and all around adorable. If you need to copy the homework, Wylan Friend has your back. But that doesn't mean they won't complain about it the whole time. They also play a musical instrument that most people find annoying or useless, so don't piss them off if you don't want an impromptu concert. This friend is easily underestimated, and they easily underestimate themselves, so make sure they know how vital they are to the group. It sucks feeling like all you can contribute is nothing, nothing, and more nothing. They've got a whole notebook full of sketches that they only let their best friends look at. Their phone lockscreen is probably a picture of their cat. If anyone would drink coffee plain, it would be them, mostly because they're so busy running around that they forget to put anything in it.
  • This is a conversation between John and Sam Winchester.
  • John: :O
  • John: Sam
  • Sam Winchester: Dad?
  • Sam Winchester: I thought you were...
  • John: I am
  • John: Hell has wifi
  • Sam Winchester: Oh that's cool. How's the speed?
  • John: Eh, some days its alright
  • Sam Winchester: I can't believe I'm talking to you right now. I miss you, Dad.
  • John: I miss you too son.
  • John: How's Dean?
  • Sam Winchester: He's good. He's had his ups and downs but we all have.
  • John: How are you
  • John: I mean, really
  • Sam Winchester: I'm fine.
  • John: And Bobby?
  • Sam Winchester: He's umm...gone.
  • John: Gone? What do you mean gone?
  • Sam Winchester: He's dead.
  • John: What?? What happened?
  • Sam Winchester: Leviathans shot him in the head. He went to Hell but we returned his soul to Heaven.
  • John: Why did you do that?
  • John: How did you do that?
  • Sam Winchester: I went through Purgatory. There was a backdoor to Hell that I went through and got him.
  • Sam Winchester: I'm sorry Dad. I thought you were in Heaven.
  • John: What makes you think I would be in Heaven? After what I did to you boys...
  • Sam Winchester: You saved so many people. You did so many things to help the world. You deserve to be in Heaven.
  • John: Anyways, why did you do it? What made you decide to come get Bobby?
  • Sam Winchester: The trials to close the gates of Hell. One of the things we had to do was rescue a lost soul from Hell. We didn't know that instead of going to Heaven like he was supposed to, demons took Bobby's soul went to Hell.
  • John: Trials? Close the gates? What the hell have you boys been up to?!
  • Sam Winchester: A lot of crap.
  • John: I can tell..
  • Sam Winchester: But don't worry. We are doing what's best for the world.
  • John: You have to think about yourselves sometimes too though..
  • Sam Winchester: Of course, Dean is the most important thing I have. I want to protect him.
  • John: I think about you boys all the time, and all I do is worry
  • Sam Winchester: You don't have to worry, Dad. We're fine.
  • John: I see
  • Sam Winchester: So what have you been doing down there all these years?
  • John: Being tortured..day after day after day...
  • John: you boys better not come to Hell, I want to make sure you go to Heaven
  • Sam Winchester: I've been to Hell, and so has Dean.
  • John: To get Bobby right?
  • Sam Winchester: Uh. No.
  • Sam Winchester: Before that.
  • John: .......
  • John: Why?!
  • John: I'm lost
  • Sam Winchester: The year after you died, Yellow Eyes took me and I ended up getting killed. Dean sold his soul to save me.
  • Sam Winchester: He went to hell a year later. But Castiel, an angel, pulled him out.
  • Sam Winchester: Things happened and a demon, Lillith, started breaking seals to let Lucifer out of the cage and start the apocalypse. She broke the last seal and I went to Hell with Lucifer inside me to stop it all.
  • John: Dammit, he WOULD do anything for you...Angels? Why did an angel pull him out?
  • John: ?
  • John: You....were possesed....by Lucifer...?
  • Sam Winchester: Dean is the righteous man. If he went to hell and said yes to his torturer and become the torturer it broke the first seal to start the apocalypse. The angels didn't find out until after Dean had already said yes.
  • Sam Winchester: After the apocalypse started, we found out that Dean was Michael's true vessel, and I was Lucifer's. We fought against them and kept saying no. But in the end, I said yes to Lucifer so I could jump back in the pit to save everyone.
  • Sam Winchester: A lot has happened since you left, Dad.
  • John: Dean? Righteous? Yeah...he's never gone to church in his life.
  • John: Well from what you've told me, you did good Sam.
  • John: I'm proud of you.
  • Sam Winchester: Thanks Dad. You should be proud of Dean, too. He's done a lot more good than I have.
  • John: I'm proud of both of you.
  • John: Wait, so how did you get out of Hell?
  • Sam Winchester: The same angel who pulled Dean out of Hell, Castiel, pulled me out too.
  • John: Good, I guess
  • Sam Winchester: Cas is a really good friend of ours now. He's pretty much a Winchester, now.
  • John: Shame I'll never meet him
  • Sam Winchester: You'd like him.
  • John: I'm sure I would, considering he saved you and Dean
  • Sam Winchester: Yeah, well, there's more to him than just that. He's the most human-like angel I've ever met. Dean calls him a baby in a trench coat sometimes because he can get pretty clueless.
  • John: Ha! He wears a trench coat?
  • Sam Winchester: And a backwards tie.
  • John: Shouldn't angels wear like, robes and stuff?
  • Sam Winchester: Angels are like demons in the sense that they have to possess a human to walk the earth. Except, they ask permission from the vessel first.
  • John: Aw, how polite. "Hello, may I please takeover your body and mind and do whatever the hell I please with it?"
  • Sam Winchester: Haha, very funny.
  • John: That's how I imagine it
  • John: By the way, who is Destiel? Some bitch demon down here keeps asking me about him..
  • Sam Winchester: Oh yeah. You will never believe this, Dad. But there are books written about us. They were written by the prophet Chuck. They were published and actually has a following. These fans like to ship people (that means that they like to imagine people in a relationship). Destiel is the ship name for Dean and Castiel. It is hilarious.
  • John: *eye twitch* This is a lot to take in. Books, fans,
  • John: Dean
  • John: and Castiel.....isn't he a man?
  • John: Or is it a female angel in a mans body?
  • Sam Winchester: Yeah, Cas is in a male vessel. He prefers male vessels.
  • John: He, you said he. These 'fans' realise Dean isn't gay right?
  • Sam Winchester: That's the whole point. They like to believe that he is.
  • Sam Winchester: Dad?
  • Sam Winchester: Did the demons take your wifi away?
  • Sam Winchester: Well, as much as I don't want to end this conversation, I have to go. Dean is calling me from the other room. I'll tell him you're proud of him. I miss you, Dad... I love you. Bye.
  • Sam Winchester left the conversation.
How I feel about LiS characters (in order of appearance)
  • Max Caulfield:
  • She's so weird that it's really cute. Playing the world in her eyes makes me see a different light in nature and scenery, and the different possibilities are what makes me think about my own choices in my own life. She's an influence to me.
  • Mark Jefferson:
  • First impression was that I love his fucking hair. His hair is so fancy, fits his popular outlook, and his personality. Dick-ish, but sees potential in his students... And knows his grounds.
  • Kate Marsh:
  • Poor baby! I hate how she's so sad all the time, and I really wish I could hug her and get her out of Blackwell ASAP. I really hate to see her get bullied all the time, and I would do anything to save her. Everyone who bullied her can go suck it!
  • Victoria Chase:
  • One of my favorite antagonists, secretly(not anymore??). She's a bitch and rich and thinks she can get laid with anyone she wants. Like UHM, no, baby girl, you can stop. But when you're nice to her, she'll be nice to you. Just depends on your choices I guess.
  • Nathan Prescott:
  • Nathan is a prick. He acts so high and mighty when he's only a wimp and hides behind his parents to protect his puny self. Not my favorite antagonist.
  • David Madsen:
  • A pain in my fucking ass. He's so uptight and paranoid. He always thinks he's in the military, "soldier!" Like what the hell? I understand people can get paranoid and scared after war, but it's no excuse to do the shit he's doing.
  • Principal Wells:
  • He needs to stop thinking about money and shut up or something. He needs to think about the reputation of Blackwell, not how much money it has. Horrible principal.
  • Juliet Watson:
  • I thought she was a bitch at first. Until she let Dana out and they made up. I totally shipped them after that. Anyways, not much to say. She's really a good friend but gets jealous and doesn't think straight if it's involved with something or someone she's in loved with. Also doesn't really know what's right and wrong until one explains a different perspective of it.
  • Dana Ward:
  • She's totally cute. She's one of those cheerleaders, but she's really nice, not stuck-up. Just not the right friends, that's all. Except Juliet. Ship... LOL. But she went through a lot of stuff, and it sucks she has/had to go through it on her own.
  • Alyssa Anderson:
  • All bad luck on her. She's like the only chubby girl in the whole cast, and they made her even more bad luck by giving her such unfortunate events. But I love having to help her out in any way possible! I want to brighten her day! ☺️
  • Warren Graham:
  • Creeper. Too annoying. Blowing up Max's phone. To me, not important. I mean, I heard about him in the second episode from my cousin, like woah creep much. LOL. Always pestering about movies. Just wants to get in Max's pants.
  • Chloe Price:
  • H O T. She's so fucking weird and rebellious, but she's so funny and I love her silliness. And the way she puts hella in her sentences, it's so hilarious. LOL. But I don't really like that she smokes, or any kind of drugs... Andddd always something about Rachel. Like, please don't. Chloe, you belongs to Max, just accept it.
  • Rachel Amber:
  • What's there to say???? She's missing. She's suspicious. Her role is so big, but small at the same time. So many questions to ask, in only two episodes. Especially with the plot twist in the end of episode 3 and for episode 4???
  • Joyce Price:
  • Just like any mom who remarried. Worried about their daughter doing bad things, doesn't understand when they'll be family. Oblivious about many things, but really wants to know... Sucks for her. I wish she's given a bigger and better role in the family.
  • Frank Bowers:
  • Idk. I don't like him as much. He's very suspicious and so little role. like Rachel, there's so many questions. I don't like it. I wish he shows up more. But I like his dog, and his trailer(photo from episode 1)