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i like to think the twins’ aunt wasn’t a biological aunt, but actually a human friend of their parents. she was named godmother as a sort of fun formality, since no one assumed a human would outlive two elves, but they were adventurers and sometimes unexpected things happen. so the aunt looked after them, taught them how to cook and how to look out for themselves (bc she was an adventurer once too), and loved them so much. but even if she spent the last 50 years of her life caring for them, that’s still not even close to being ‘of age’ in elf terms. so when their aunt died they were kind of syphoned off onto some of her relatives, though they never liked the twins as much as she did, and the twins never liked them either, and so begins their scrappy life on the road. 

BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUTS!!!!

Aughhhhh! Okay I’m a little overwhelmed right now with an outpouring of love from all my pals (and more goofy MGS model shenanigans from my main squeeze… more on that later when my actual gift arrives in the mail….) and I just wanted to post my thanks and love for this amazing fandom community that has given me so much over the years. This isn’t a complete list by any means, but I want to give some shout outs while I have the chance. <3

@metalzekesolid is a solid dude and is one of the most honest, down to earth people I’ve ever met who is legit one of my favorite people to talk to

Likewise! @canisdiamandis is hella cool and a lot of fun and I wish we all lived in the same place so we could do high fives and roll around town in matching jackets (which we totally have)

@floating-in-the-blue is absurdly talented and has some spectacular ideas for stories and little projects to bring us pals closer together and I feel cool for just knowing them!

@polmcarts rips my heart out of my chest on a regular basis and has so much skill at just tapping into the sweet, soft, emotional moments and I love them for it

@aprilpoke aughhhh you lways inspire me and I love the risks taking and experiemntation I see in your art so much!!!

@kazuhiradarling is a sweetheart and an absolute dream to work with and I really admire their dedication!

@monostache is so friendly and supportive and an S+++ friend to have ahhhh! 

@mothbats is an inspiration. You’re so fucking talented and creative and your written work is a thing of majestic beauty, my friend. 

@atlasonstandby is just… so kind? And really very talented and doesn’t hate me even though I accidentally ruined their life just a little bit. OTL XD

@ciircumserpent continues to be writer goals and I still think a lot about them and their writing when I’m working both in and out of RP because they are the gold standard (and hella cool to boot) 

@harshsilver Uh… what even was my life in fandom before I met Harshai? Who even cares about that stupid time it doesn’t exist! Their art streams were one of the places I first started making friends and they continue to be a total sempai and WHY IS EASTER EUROPE SO FAR AWAYYYY???? You have made my life in and out of fandom better for you being in it, my friend! 

@fluffwing knows how to bring the cute and I love them for it! :D

@survivorttype is another super talented person that I’m glad to know and their work is so fun and full of life and it brings me joy every time I see it!

@2sneeaky Has such a unique body of work and they’re hella cool and I loved hearing your late-night stories about the banana shit at your day (night) job. omg

@fractalspaces I don’t even know what to say, buddy. You helped me try out a lot of new things and made me feel more comfortable with writing and I love you for that!

@millionfish ….probably the coolest person I’ve ever met or known???? Genuinely kind and hilarious and just… amazing.

@mightyscrub My partner in crime except I don’t think we’ve broken any laws unless it was actually illegal to do that u-turn in Chicago that one time but probably not. AHHHH! I love that you are always up for shenanigans and you are just so damn clever. You are the salted butter to my boiled potatoes.

@selfishmachine007 You’re a new friend but you feel like a golden oldie! I’m so glad our paths crossed and we’re having fun together!!!


Um um um… and like a million other people oh my goodness this is already going so long. Basically I love all of you and I’m looking forward to another year of fun and creativity with you all. YOU ARE ALL DIAMONDS!!!

Originally posted by jh-gfx

okay so I was browsing a store online with a bunch of overwatch merch and they had this collection of wallets with characters and their quotes and

‘oeath walhs among you’
I almost didn’t notice 
but strap yourselves in ‘cause it gets better
(also I’ll add a caption under all of them in case they’re too hard to read)

‘lets otopthe aeat’
you heard him, everyone

‘one shor
one hill’

‘a inrooe perror arco’
what 

‘love love’???? idk I can’t read that shit

‘trueself is wnhout form’
apparently words too

‘bettle continues’

‘gravmy hills’
I don’t even know Zarya’s voice lines well enough to know what this is supposed to be but I’m pretty sure it’s wrong

‘rrs high noon’
rrs high noon somewhere in the world

‘awwwwwwwww’
same

‘marhe avyhe oragon’
almost got the dragon right, come on you can do it

‘justicerain ffomaaove’
looks like someone sleep-drunk

‘ican do tms yitn all my eyes closed’
yea you heard it right ALL my eyes closed

‘rhllo rcriverco’
what even
?????

‘heros never one’

‘from oroer oring hermony
from light inro buings’
oh my god

‘I ma one-man’
you sure are

‘preoue oont rrove’
why

‘cheer love
the cavalry’s here’
OH MY GOD THEY DID IT THEY GOT IT RIGHT I’M SO PROUD OF THEM


and now a bonus:

plot twist
Reaper’s actually Tracer

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“It is you.” | Rey Kenobi

Kylo’s version: [ + ]

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
Super Sappy Lines Prompt List

Because sometimes you just want to write the sappiest shit you can handle.

  1. “I’m in love with you.”
  2. “Please don’t leave me.”
  3. “It’s always been you.”
  4. “Shut up and kiss me.”
  5. “I’ve wanted this for so long.”
  6. “I can’t wait any longer.”
  7. “Can I kiss you?”
  8. “Can I touch you?”
  9.  “I missed you so much.”
  10. “Stay with me forever.”
  11. “I thought you didn’t want me.”
  12. “I want you. Only you.”
  13. “The way I feel when I’m with you…”
  14. “I’ll always love you.”
  15. “Please marry me.”
  16. “Why haven’t you kissed me yet?”
  17. “Because I love you!”
  18. “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
  19. “I can’t stay away from you.”
  20. “I’ve been waiting all my life for you.”
  21. “I’m better when I’m with you.”
  22. “You make me so happy.”

PS if you write anything from this list, will you tag with #sappyprompts so I can see it? <3

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Coming out is scary just like battling You Know Who. But once you’ve done it, you can say you’ve faced Voldemort.


I’m hella potterhead since I was five years old so I chose Harry Potter to help me say that I’m hella gay too.
(idea) (her/she)

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Whew.*Wipes brow* This is the pic I was talking about. IT’S NOT MY PHOTO!! D8 I saw it/it showed up on the ps4 thing where people show/share their photos from ffxv. I screamed so hard when I saw it. I was shaking because I didn’t know what to do. I had to get it on my cell so I could stare at him close up too. *Fans self* Boy can get it.

Hey to all those people telling people “ it’s not so bad, just power through the cramps” when they're on their period because it’s not an excuse to miss school/work etc.!

I had bad cramps today, but I tried to “power through it” and went to class anyways, even though my grandmother had to drive me because I couldn’t walk to the bus.

I tried to “power through it” when I started to feel like I was going to throw up in the middle of my lecture, leaving to take a walk outside in the cold to try and clear my head, even though walking made my right side feel as though it was being ripped in two.

I tried to “power through it” when I started getting cold sweat all over my body, taking off my sweater and then putting it back on two seconds later because my body couldn’t decide if it was hot or cold.

 I tried to “power through it” when spots started to appear in my vision, and just kept walking towards the exit.

I tried to “power through it” when I started to dry heave, and started walking faster.

I tried to “power through it” when my ears started ringing and the spots took over my vision and I was so so hot but shivering and my side felt on fire and twisted into knots and stabbed all at once.

I tried to power through it to the point where I collapsed in the middle of my college hallway. A stranger brought me to Outreach Services, where I lay on the floor, vomiting, for an hour until somebody could pick me up and take me home.

The school paramedics told me that I had passed out because I put too much stress on my already taxed body. My body was taxed because of hormonal fluctuations and blood loss aka my period.

Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. In the past when I’ve had cramps like this, I’ve stayed in bed and eaten strawberries and watched MASH all day.

So don’t you DARE tell me that you should “power through the cramps and do it anyways”. Powering through made me pass out. Powering through made me have to be wheeled out of the school in a wheelchair because I couldn’t keep my balance to walk. Powering through made my grandmother with osteoporosis and a tendency to panic have to come pick me up from school and help me up the stairs and almost break her hip when I started to collapse backwards on the front steps. Powering through made my 13 year old brother have to supervise me while I took a bath because I was afraid I would pass out and drown (he was super sweet about it actually; we closed the curtain and he read me Voyage of the Dawn Treader). Powering through made my mother who works to support our family pretty much on her own have to take time off work to come home and make sure I was okay.

In conclusion; If someone feels crappy because of their period cramps, leave them alone. Don’t make them do things anyways, because you might make it worse. And definitely don’t make them feel bad for not wanting to do things because of cramps; that’s the reason I even got out of bed this morning. Be nice to people on their period. Possibly buy them chocolate or painkillers. Nut don’t make them do things when they have cramps, and definitely don’t tell them “it’s nothing, power through” because cramps? Cramps can be one of the worst things you could possibly imagine.

Seriously. Fuck you all.

thinking of you

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you may have your truce 

my wifi briefly went out during last night’s liveblogging of episode 40, so i used the Discord app and data to continue to talk to @mustdang-100, and they pointed out something about the 1st OP:

YOU GET HIS ENTIRE LIFE STORY IN THE FIRST OPENING AND YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE IT!!!!!!!

my reaction: