If you saw this you’ve been cursed by the Dapper Man himself. You have to pay him or he’ll take your soul, and throw it right into Villainous trashcan fandom, where you’ll never enjoy fresh air or rl friends.
So I tried something??? Idk what people will think of it or if it’s even any good but I had this in my head for ages and kinda wanna look at maybe doing fake Texts or drabbles or something? Any feedback (((or requests))) would be so very appreciated!!
*walks in* Oh hey, what's up? What're you doing?
Uhh, browsing Klance. What does it look like? *thou should leave, peasant.*
Oh ew! So you're an anti?!? Freak!
*you.. have my attention now...* W-what?!? No! Why would you think I'm an anti??
Well everyone knows that the Klance fandom is filled with antis. Klance is overrated anyway. But you wouldn't understand. You're an idiotic anti!!
HEY!! Klance may be overrated, but that doesn't stop me from shipping it. I really love this ship, but that doesn't mean I'll attack others for not thinking the same!! Shipping is for fun and it's not supposed to be used as a means of threatening others.
But you don't like Sheith!!! You said so yourself!!
Actually, I see Keith and Shiro as having a more brotherly relationship. Broganes. Besides, I HAVE in fact liked or reblogged (or both) cute Sheith stuff before.
Well, you're TOTALLY against Sh//aladin right? That's anti.
Not EVERY relationship is a romantic one. I just see Shiro as more of a father or even idol figure to the paladins. It's still a close bond, but nothing really romantic... To be honest, I personally ship Shiro more with Allura or Matt. Shatt and Shallura are both good for the soul.
Kallura though? What do you have against THAT, HUH?
I don't really see the chemistry there..? I mean I get that in all versions of Voltron before, Kallura was practically canon, but, in Legendary Defender I don't really see it. As I said, they're more just 'good friends' to me. That doesn't mean I have anything against the ship, it's just that I personally happen to dislike it. That doesn't mean anything though. Those who ship it can continue shipping it no problem! If it makes them happy, why would I want to take that away from them? Who am I to do that?
Well of course you're going to hate on any ship with PIDGE in it right? Because that's "pedophilia?"
Well, no. Pidge don't need no man, nor woman. I just see her as that type of character. Her love is more of a family love. Close bonds with friends that fit into the 'you're like a brother to me' category. Lauren said herself that all ships are valid. Jut because someone ships someone else with Pidge with someone doesn't mean I'll hate on them for not having the same view point as me.
AND HUNK? Is his ass too PURE for your freaky anti shipping?
(I'm not an anti shut upppp!!!) Well no, I more ship Hunk with Shay to be honest. I love Hunk, but he's more of a Mom Friend figure to the Voltron paladins and crew. He's sweet but I still see more of a close friendship.
Well what about Klance? Couldn't THAT be considered simply a 'close friendship?'
Well.. yeah to be honest, it COULD. I found Klance before I found Voltron, so I guess that's just my own stupid bias. But even if I'd watched Voltron first, I would've shipped Klance, I'm sure of that. No matter what anyone says, it IS true that they even each out nicely. Just because someone else doesn't ship it doesn't mean I'll make an attempt to chop their head off, even though Klance is my OTP. If it even becomes canon, that's just an added bonus. The creators ARE leaning in that general direction right now, but heck, that could change, right? It's just my opinion and it's not gonna change, but I'm not going to hurt someone else for dissing it, even though I don't agree.
*scoff* Whatever, freak anti.
*sigh* Listen, I don't know where you got this anti thing from, but just because some Klance shippers are anti doesn't mean ALL of them are. All ships and fandoms in general have antis, and though none of us like it, it's just a thing we'll have to deal with. All we can do is be nice and try not to bite each others' heads off, but DON'T make the mistake that everyone in a certain category must be this or that. It's not right and you have to accept that. Believe me, if I had ANY control over this discourse, I'd try to do everything in my power to at least make it better. Unfortunately, I'm just one person over the internet, so I can't do much accept sitting back, watching, and putting in my shitty opinion here and there.
I’ve been wanting to draw a ‘creepy’ picture of myself and Crona for a long time… and also tbh I’m REALLY drawn to the creepy faces that Crona makes <3 (I swear I’m not actually licking my arm)
(Crona is agender and my headcanon is that he goes by he/him and she/her, please respect his gender identity and use those pronouns for him when referring to my art) please do not like or reblog if you are kin with Crona or anything related , thank you for helping me keep my anxiety at a minimum ^u^ /)
You call yourself a FAN? I’ll have you know, I’ve been watching Blue’s Clues since I was BORN! My whole life, I have been an avid Blue’s Clues watcher! You are NOTHING to the fandom! I sold my soul to Steve when I was 7! You are a mere sesame seed compared to me! You are a fake fan!!!
reblog this if you wouldn't gleefully run over [demographic] with a truck (optional bonus: to make my dad love me again through the power of tumblr)
chillin in the fitspo tag, unintentionally gathering a generation of budding anorexics
TEN ALL-CAPS PARAGRAPHS ON WHY YOU'RE WRONG
dear [people with X mental illness/sexuality/favorite weird pizza flavor]: every one of you is beautiful and loved and contain universes. *actually thinks people other than poor suckers like themselves will read this and feel like universes again*
structured, cited call out essays that destroy careers
yoooooo my 10k followers... what color shirt should i wear today? give me REASONS
He was fire and ash,
And like Aphrodite, born of the sea foam,
He was born of the blood of the battlefield.
It was there he was destined to die,
Sweat slicked and grieving,
Cursing the gods, cursing you,
For making him what he was.
Neither mother nor lover
Could hold him there; could comfort him.
He was alone.
He was lonely,
Unable to find his way back to himself.
Oh, the follies of the mortal.
Invincible is a matter of soul, not body.
When you abandoned him,
You took his armor
And pulled his still beating heart
Out of his god blessed chest.
Final Lines: I think we’d all be lying if we said every time we get a script we didn’t thumb through it really fast to see if we’re alive! I mean it’s like real life. You never really know how much time you have, even with other people. So, I don’t think anybody on the show’s gonna die in a hospital bed with all their loved ones holding hands; smiling. You know? It’s one of those [shows]. - Norman Reedus