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First-Meeting Sentence Starters
  • Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:
  • "Uh, hi there."
  • "I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"
  • "Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."
  • "Service here is TERRIBLE today!"
  • "Is this seat taken?"
  • "Do you have a moment to talk?"
  • "Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"
  • "Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"
  • "Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."
  • "Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"
  • "Do you work here?"
  • "Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."
  • "Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."
  • "Are you from ____ or ____?"
  • "Hello, ____."
  • "I swear I've seen you on TV."
  • "Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."
  • "Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"
  • "Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."
  • "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"
  • "Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."
  • "Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"
  • "You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"
  • "H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"
  • "You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."
  • "It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "Get in! You're in danger!"
  • "Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"
  • "Grab the spare helmet and jump on."
  • "Are you playing ____?"
  • "Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"
  • "Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."
  • "I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."
  • "Have you seen a lost child around here?"
  • "I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."
  • "That coat isn't real fur, is it?"
  • "If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."
  • "Are we locked in here?"
  • "Can I use your phone?"
  • "Here, take my phone. No questions asked."
  • "What's cookin' good lookin'?"
  • "If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."
  • sai: I still don't understand your bond with sasuke
  • naruto: this again?
  • naruto: look, it's simple
  • naruto: basically, he's my best friend, and the first person to really accept me for myself
  • naruto: we're also rivals because I've always wanted to be his equal, but he made me feel inferior, that bastard
  • naruto: I admire his determination, skills, strength, and the hidden kindness in his heart
  • naruto: I like the way his skin glows like the moon, the way his eyes are so clear and black, I can see my own reflection if I lean in close enough
  • naruto: his lips feel like velvet and taste sour, but also a little sweet
  • naruto: like tomatoes, I guess... huh...
  • sai: and how do you know what his lips taste like?
  • naruto: oh yeah, we kissed a few times
  • naruto: it was mostly on accident
  • sai: but you say you're friends?
  • naruto: no, no, we're more than just friends
  • sai: I see... that makes more sense
  • naruto: yeah, he's like a brother to me
  • naruto: a really infuriating, good-looking older brother
  • sai: I'm confused again
  • sai: so you're not in love with him?
  • naruto: don't be ridiculous- I just told you he's like a brother to me
  • naruto: you can't be in love with your brother
  • naruto: no matter how good-looking he is
  • naruto: that's weird
  • sai: and the rest of this is normal?
  • naruto: um... yeah
  • sai: I understand now
  • naruto: you do?
  • sai: yes, if I was sasuke, I would want to kill you too
  • naruto: sai, we have to work on your people skills

Things I’m currently unfairly fucked up over SECOND EDITION

1)Benny trying to figure out electric clippers to trim his beard and royally fucking it all up
2)Benny getting Really Frustrated with the oven when he’s trying to bake a pie for Dean cause WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUTTONS WHY CAN I NOT JUST TURN IT ON
3)Benny n o t understanding credit/debit cards
4)Benny hating computers. Sam thinks it’s hilarious. 
5)Dean teaching Benny how to drive in baby
6)”DEAN WHY IS A PRINCE SENDING ME A BUNCH OF MONEY I’VE BEEN DEAD FOR FIFTY YEARS”
7)Smart Phones Are Evil ™
8)Trying to order Dean something online and typing with one finger 
9)Getting really embarrassed and defensive when Sam catches him
10)Cas and Benny bonding over their mutual confusion at ALL the references
11)SMOL CONFUSED BABY

I don’t know how to be good enough for you. And I’m sick of trying.
—  🖤

Remember that you don’t have to have anything to offer to be wanted, you’ll find people that just appreciate your presence in their lives because they like you.

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Like who he tryna kid though?

  • ♈ Aries: Feeling used
  • But I'm Still missing you
  • ♉Taurus: And I can't
  • See the end of this
  • Just wanna feel your kiss
  • Against my lips
  • ♊Gemini: And now all this time
  • Is passing by
  • But I still can't seem to tell you why
  • It hurts me every time
  • I see you
  • Realize how much I need you
  • ♋Cancer: I hate you, I love you,
  • Don't want to but
  • I can't put nobody else above you
  • ♌ Leo: You want her, you need her
  • And I'll never be her
  • ♍ Virgo: I miss you when I can't sleep
  • Or right after coffee
  • Or right when I can't eat
  • ♎Libra: I miss you in my front seat
  • Still got sand in my sweaters
  • From nights we don't remember
  • ♏Scorpio: Do you miss me like I miss you?
  • Fucked around and got attached to you
  • Friends can break your heart too,
  • And I'm always tired but never of you
  • ♐Saggitarius: If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit
  • I put this reel out, but you wouldn't bite that shit
  • I type a text but then I never mind that shit
  • I got these feelings but you never mind that shit
  • ♑Capricorn: Oh oh, keep it on the low
  • You're still in love with me but your friends don't know
  • If you wanted me you would just say so
  • And if I were you, I would never let me go
  • ♒Aquarius: I don't mean no harm
  • I just miss you on my arm
  • Wedding bells were just alarms
  • Caution tape around my heart
  • ♓Pisces: You ever wonder what we could have been?
  • You said you wouldn't and you fucking did
  • Lie to me, lie with me, get your fucking fix
  • Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed

anonymous asked:

Hi! I adore the blog BTW =) My best friend is an asexual and loves Dragon Age to pieces but feels kinda invalidated because her fave romances all include sex - could you pretty please do companions react to an Inquisitor/Warden who confesses to their love interest (I'm thinking maybe just Alistair, Leliana, Cullen especially, Josephine and maybe Sera) that they are asexual and feel like they don't deserve to be with their LI because of what they can't give to them.

Tell her that Mod Sarah is asexual, too, and that she is valid. We are all valid. That said, there’s a lot of different asexuals– ones who are sex-repulsed, some who are neutral, and some who like sex, among others. This post was written assuming the protagonist in question is sex-averse.

Alistair: He’s a bit surprised, but accepting of their identity. “Hey. Hey, it’s okay,” he reassures softly, “I still love you. Don’t ever feel like that– if anything, I’m the one who doesn’t deserve such a beautiful, smart, funny, kind woman like you.”

Leliana: “Oh, no! Don’t say that.” she says. “I love you, so, so much. It’s okay, and I don’t mind. I can think of no one more deserving of my love than you.”

Cullen: He does his best to comfort them. “Listen to me,” he says softly, “I love you, so much. It’s okay if you don’t want sex. I just want you to be with me. Please.”

Josephine: “Oh, my love, don’t say that! You are perfect as you are.” She kisses them and smiles softly. “I am a better woman for having known you, and I never want you to leave my side. I will have you if you will have me.”

Sera: “So what if you don’t feel like mashing bits together?” she says bluntly. “So what? You’re nice and smart and not an arsehole and… I love you! Don’t ever say that again. You and me, we’re in this together.”

anonymous asked:

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Everybody: “THANK YOU! <3″

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I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate the way you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Prompt List
  • 1: "Can we please do that again?"
  • 2: "You should know that your really easy to fool."
  • 3: "Why are you still here, can't you just leave?"
  • 4: "I know you don't love me, but I love you."
  • 5: "My head is pounding!"
  • 6: "Let me take you out for dinner."
  • 7: "Let have a baby."
  • 8: "What are you wearing?"
  • 9: "We made a bet, and you lost. Now you have to do it."
  • 10: "Is that a tattoo?"
  • 11: "This is the only time you are ever going to be in the same bed with me."
  • 12: "You are so sappy."
  • 13: "I never imagined that I was going to be marrying my best friend."
  • 14: "Just go get me some fucking tampons!"
  • 15: "I can't believe I'm doing this."
  • 16: "Just keep singing."
  • 17: "What is going on here?"
  • 18: "You saw me naked!"
  • 19: "Why are you calling me at 3 in the morning?"
  • 20: "You are driving me crazy!"
  • 21: "I'm a big girl, let me handle it myself."
  • 22: "Please, don't leave me."
  • 23: "Your crushing me."
  • 24: "It's not that bad."
  • 25: "Did you just moan?"
  • 26: "I'm just over this relationship."
  • 27: "You can't kick me out! This is my bed too!"
  • 28: "Please put pants on, your embarrassing me."
  • 29: "You cheated on me. I can't just pretend it didn't happen."
  • 30: "You look good in my clothes."
  • 31: "How drunk was I?"
  • 32: "Well, this is awkward."
  • 33: "I'm an artist. The world is my canvas."
  • 34: "I may or may not have... (fill in the blank)"
  • 35: "Take notes sweetheart."
  • 36: "Want to go kiss in the rain?"
  • 37: "Take off your shirt."
  • 38: "Blimey! You scared me."
  • 39: "You seem to love Harry Potter more than me."
  • 40: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
  • 41: "Fuck off!"
  • 42: "Say you'll move in with me."
  • 43: "Hey have you seen the...? <i>Oh.</i>
  • 44: "Wow, this is just so crazy."
  • 45: "C'mon, I'm adorable. You can't stay mad at me."
  • 46: "Silence is not a good enough punishment."
  • 47: "I'm coming, don't worry."
  • 48: "I don't know what I'm feeling, but I know it's because of you."
  • 49: "Stop making me laugh! I'm gonna wee in my pants!"
  • 50: "Don't you ever give up on me.
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The Signs as Charlie Puth Songs (Nine Track Mind)
  • **Check your Venus sign too!**
  • Aries: My Gospel // There's nothing that I won't do just to make you love me
  • Taurus: Then There's You // There's beautiful and then there's you
  • Gemini: Losing My Mind // I'm sorry that I'm not there to give you what you want, I'll think about us some other time
  • Cancer: As You Are // I could never judge you, I would take you as you are
  • Leo: Suffer // Don't keep me waiting, you should come over
  • Virgo: River // Nothing is as cold as running on your own
  • Libra: One Call Away // Call me baby if you need a friend, I just wanna give you love
  • Scorpio: Up All Night // Cause there ain't nobody else that could light me up so bright and break this crazy spell
  • Sagittarius: Dangerously // I loved you dangerously, more than the air that I breathe
  • Capricorn: Some Type Of Love // When the world's on fire we won't even move, there is no reason if I'm here with you
  • Aquarius: Does it Feel // Tell me lies, like how you're better off without me
  • Pisces: We Don't Talk Anymore // Should've known your love was a game, now I can't get you out of my brain
Yang hanging with Jaune too much
  • Yang and jaune playing video games:
  • Weiss walking in the room: ugh gosh darn it don't waste your time flirting with me today vomit boy
  • Jaune: good thing i got rid of all my watches because when i hang with yang i ain't got time for that
  • Yang: wait did you just pun?
  • Jaune: did you not see it coming
  • Yang: not really
  • Jaune: then it must be out focus
  • Yang: i should stand up because I don't want to lie that was good this isn't even i our album
  • Jaune: i know but its the best of our throwaways
  • Yang: well we should go into basketball because when we shoot them they go in
  • Yang and jaune fist bump:
  • Weiss: anyway guys why don't you guys ever call me to hang out
  • Yang: talk to him
  • Jaune: well when I text you don't even reply
  • Yang: yea if you want to hang with me and my guy best friend you have to set up a time and date
  • Weiss: why i actually live in this room
  • Jaune: don't you know you always have to prepare for a snow day
  • Yang and jaune putting sun glasses:
  • Yang: that is sort of mean dude
  • Jaune: hey your not a angel either
  • Yang: that's not my fault i can't even fly
  • Ruby: that's it i need some air
  • Weiss: me too
  • Yang: wow there is alot of shade coming at us
  • Jaune: i wonder who love throwing it the most
  • Jaune: hey yang
  • Yang: yea?
  • Jaune: if we are clowns i love hanging with you in this cirque du soleil
  • Yang blushes: me too thanks for being my dude best friend
  • Yang and jaune fist bump: