if you don't love this movie you are wrong

my fave parts in beauty and the beast:

  • gaston dragging agathe in front of the whole town and then just going like ‘no offense agathe’
  • when lefou asked gaston whether he seriously wanted to be part of belle’s family
  • “is that fair?” - “i don’t care”
  • when gaston told belle that she just had to find the right man and she was all like ‘it’s a small village i’ve met everyone’ like what kind of savage
  • “BE FREE!” iconic
  • lefou spelling gaston’s name
  • beast dragging belle for her taste in shakespeare
  • belle holding back tears when she’s in the library for the first time honestly same
  • lefou’s smile upon realizing that maurice was still alive
  • “there’s a beast running wild, there’s no question, but i fear the wrong monster’s released”
  • maestro cadenza going “ouch” when gaston ditches lefou
  • when chip apologized to maurice for moving and maurice was just like ‘it’s alright’ and then he fucking bolted
  • luke evans singing
  • “too much?” - “…yep”
  • belle teaching that little girl how to read
  • “i didn’t think she would say yes!”
  • when everyone was changed back

You know that last post got me thinking: what is up with the these alleged fans who don’t think Star Wars is funny? Don’t get me wrong: I absolutely am here for the Skywalker Family Drama (because hello I have a pulse) and the Kenobi Sads and the Lore but like…at the end of the day? Star Wars is ridiculous! It’s so delightfully humorous. How do people not see this?! Who are these guys and why don’t they want to actually have fun with any of this nonsense?


they’ve got electric lights on strings and there’s a smile on everyone. so, now, correct me if I’m wrong. this looks like fun, this looks like fun. oh, could it be I got my wish? what’s this?

merry christmas!

Shout out to everyone else in the Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children fandom that is slowly watching it become popularized (and leaving the actual book in the dust.)

  • Person: I dislike this thing you love.
  • Me: Yo, it's cool. It's not for everyone.
  • Person: I dislike this thing you love and through careful examination found some things it did wrong.
  • Me: Yup, it's cool. Not everything's perfect and it's good to look at things with a critical eye.
  • Person: I hate this thing you love and will proceed to criticize it for unjustified, poorly-thought-out reasons and also maybe flood the tags with my hate.
  • Me: *trying and failing not to froth at the mouth with rage*

“ I used to always cry and give up…I made many wrong turns…But you…You helped me find the right path. I always chased after you…I wanted to catch up to you…I wanted to walk beside you all the time. I just wanted to be with you…You changed me! Your smile is what saved me! That is why I am not afraid to die protecting you!! Because…I love you…”

I don’t get how in the books Lily and James were 21 when they died but in the movies everyone was like “nope, let’s make them look 40 that’s definitely a great and reasonable plan yes”…