if you don't love them you're in the wrong

WHY YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR SIGN
  • Aries: You play all the time, and you play to win. You are a cheerful and a happy person but god help the ones who do you wrong or the ones you love. You know how to party and you know how to have fun. You always give great compliments. You have a great body and great physical looks. Your smile is sexy and your laughter is even sexier. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Taurus: You have an impeccable taste for literally everything, you are the biggest hedonist out there and you simply know how to live. And you love life itself which comes in many forms. You have a cheerful spirit, intriguing mentality and even a greater heart. You are capable of putting up with so much shit and staying sane, haters can just stay jealous. You have the power to crack the earth in two when you witness negativity and you will. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Gemini: Your intelligence, style and communication skills know no borders. You are always the funny one, and even while some people might think that you're a drama queen or a double-faced attention whore, you just know that it isn't true. And you don't fight them but you let them learn it themselves that you're not a double-faced backstabber who hurts people for fun. You just love supporting people and making their lives better. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Cancer: You are literally one of the sweetest experiences one could ever have. You can teach people a lot, and you can stay strong through a lot of shit in your life. You are pure, innocent, loving and caring. You give the best hugs out there and you know how to satisfy people. You are full of positivity and you always put people's needs before yours. You can stand up and keep an insanely happy face even you're being torn apart inside. You are strong and you are one of the most sensitive people out there, which makes you really strong. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.|
  • Leo: You have this cheerful spirit and you radiate with alluring energy. People might accuse you of wanting to be the center of attention but you deserve to be the center of attention because you are special and you know what you're capable of. You just want to assure people that you're a person who's capable of many things and you can lead yourself and people to greatness. You are a natural born supporter and you simply know how to make people's lives better. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Virgo: You are really a person who's great in many spheres of life. You're deep. People might accuse you of being overcritical and a perfectionist, but don't let them bring you down. Yes, you are critical and you are a perfectionist but that's because you just want everything to be alright. You suffer from tons of anxiety when you want to achieve something but believe me, it will pay off. Just stay strong and don't listen to people who say that you're very silent and unsuccessful because you have the potential to surpass them all. You are a great thinker, a very intelligent person and you are one of the biggest go-getters out there. Stay strong and you will succeed in whatever it is you want. You know how to fix people's problems and you are born to help. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Libra: You are a person who radiates with positive energy. You are a beacon of happiness and you are one of the most creative people out there. You know how to care for people and you know how to love. God damn it, you have impeccable style and you know how to dress. You are appealing and both your physical and mental beauty are dominant when you enter a room of new people. You are a big, big person with even a bigger heart than your body and you know how to give people an advice. Those pieces of advice you give, often fix people's problems. You are beautiful. You are admirable. You are capable of many things and you know how to get shit done. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Scorpio: You are a person who's capable of many things. People usually think that you're too intense, childish, evil and vengeful but you're not. You just know how to have fun and you love making people's lives better. You are a master of telling jokes. Your eyes can penetrate deep inside a person's soul and see the sadness inside that person. And you will help that person. You help people on a daily basis, even if they don't see it. Most of the time you are very sad and you suffer inside because you think that people don't see what you've done for them, and that is okay. But believe me, they do see what you've done for them. And if anyone wrongs you or a person you love, you can avenge yourself or that person you love. Many people think that you're cruel and unforgiving but that's not true. Don't listen to the stereotypes for Scorpios and focus on being a good person. You forgive endlessly, you just don't like showing your emotions because people might manipulate you or use them against you, so you might do some things (which you will later regret) just because you don't want to seem weak. But that's how you protect yourself. Don't worry about others' opinions, you're a great person, filled with positivity. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Sagittarius: You are a person who cares about everyone. You are not bitchy and nervous, it's just that you are sick of people doing mistakes which they will later regret. You are a born teacher and you are born to lead people into a new, better world. People need to start listening to your pieces of advice because the pieces of advice you give are priceless. You are not extreme and you are not impulsive because you want to be, you do it because you want to prove others that you're a good person and a person who honestly and sincerely cares about everything. You often suffer from anxiety and insomnia, but it's because you are a very intelligent person and your mind works a lot faster than other people's. You come off as a person whom everyone thinks that hates emotions and doesn't know how to feel, but, believe me, you know how to feel. You just can't stand it when people don't live just and you are born to fix the mistakes of yours and of other people's. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Capricorn: You are a deeply caring person but you don't show it as most people do. Others will think that you're unfeeling and cold-blooded because of the way you show your emotions and because of your silent nature, but you are not emotionless. You are a person who cares a lot about your and other people's future. You are not materialistic and money-oriented, you are a person who is concerned with your and other people's well-being, so you work your ass off because you know where you might end up one day. Don't let people pick with you or underestimate you because you are a very sensitive and emotional person who knows how to support people and lead them to happiness. You will be made fun of, you will be insulted, you will be hated and you will be fought but you should know that you shouldn't give up of spreading positivity and working hard to achieve your goals. Don't let negative people stop you and bring you down. Learn that you are a person who knows how to function. You are not dull, as most people think. But let them think because you needn't carry about negative people's irrelevant opinions because you know who you are, and you are not dull. You are a very interesting, funny and creative person. You are a great friend, parent, partner and a lover. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Aquarius: You are an open-minded person and your intelligence is really great. You are a very understanding person and you know how to have fun. You lead people into great adventures which might seem risky, but you do it for the sake of fun. Best memories always come from great experiences, and you know how to make people experience things. You are not limited and detached as most people think, you are a person who just thinks rationally for your and the lives for the people around you. You are not argumentative as everyone thinks, you are debatable. There's a difference. You love learning and debating, you just seem argumentative because you're passionate for debates and learning new things. You are not a weirdo or a freak, you're an eccentric person. There's a difference. You are a great friend. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
  • Pisces: You are one of the most insightful people out there and you simply know everything, because you feel everything. you have the gift of unlimited and uncontrollable emotions, which might sometimes take advantage of you but I assure you that you have the ability to control your emotions. You are one of the most intelligent people out there. You are very beautiful, both physically and mentally. You are a natural born philosopher and you're the deepest person there is. You are not weak just because you are hurt or triggered easily, you are strong and powerful beyond limits because you experience everything both with your heart, soul and mind. You absorb people's feelings and you absorb information like a sponge. You are capable of many things. No matter your easygoing, sweet, cheerful or introverted nature, you are one of the best fighters out there and you always win no matter what, because you stubbornly go to extremes and you have the ability to go to the end of the universe and back, if it's required of you to get what you want. You fight till the very end and you know how to sit on the throne. Despite most people's (stupid) opinion, you are not a wallflower. You are a natural born leader who just seems dreamy and lost most of the time but that's because you're very intelligent and you think like no-one else does. When the topic of a conversation is brought, I bet you've already been overthinking about it. You can put up with so much shit and you can go through everything, you can run through hell and fly through heaven in order to achieve your goals. You are not weak, you're just a person with the most intense emotions out there. Learn to control things and you will be unstoppable. When someone hurts you or someone you love, you will turn into a giant shark and every unjust person will feel the ocean's wrath. You are not weak because you're a forgiving person, you are just one level above all those haters and you actually understand why people made those mistakes, and that's why you forgive - when you forgive. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.

I was hoping that Neville would assist me with the first stage of the operation, and I am sure he will perform it admirably.”  - Remus Lupin

as far as i am concerned, this operation-speak was a slip and is canon proof that the marauders used military-speak (operation, stages, point position, code names) when they were mayhem-making.

The Downfall of The Signs
  • Aries: you don't run away from your problems, you run toward them.
  • Taurus: you treat people as though they are your homes, and when they leave you are homeless.
  • Gemini: you cannot differentiate between friends and those who wish to hurt you.
  • Cancer: nothing can take that one person off of your mind.
  • Leo: you waste time over and over until there is little time remaining.
  • Virgo: you want to save everybody, but you cannot even save yourself.
  • Libra: you think you have all the answers, but you're proven wrong over and over.
  • Scorpio: you love so deeply that you forget to live.
  • Sagittarius: you try and disregard the pain, therefore never truly learning from it.
  • Capricorn: you toss people aside, only to realize you need them later down the line.
  • Aquarius: you do a whole lot of yelling, but only a little bit of re-thinking.
  • Pisces: you seem to have forgotten that reality can often become just like your dreams.
The Signs as Flowers
  • Aries: Allium. Aries stand tall and proud, they're generally pretty content with themselves. Although they are not conceited, so they give off good vibes.
  • Taurus: Leadwort. They are fragile, but lovely people. It may take time for them to open up, but once they do, you'll be happy you stayed around to see it happen.
  • Gemini: Yellow Loosestrife. Full of life, vibrant, and exciting. They don't like any lack of attention - they'll do anything to keep the spotlight on them.
  • Cancer: Trillium. They are great friends and amazing, funny people. They can be hard to tend to, though - as they are very emotional and require a lot of support.
  • Leo: Shooting Star. Leo's are beautiful and bright people. They give off positivity and they like making people happy, and they don't like being the center of attention all the time, but they do enjoy the spotlight every now and then.
  • Virgo: Scarlet Sage. They're easy-going and good people, you'd be smart to befriend a Virgo. They get along with pretty much everyone.
  • Libra: Mazus. A Libra is usually a good person to keep around. They funny and personable, but if you don't keep an eye on them, they can easily leave and move on once they get bored.
  • Scorpio: Malva. They're lovely and fun, and everyone seems to know them. Not many close friends, but they have tons of acquaintances.
  • Sagittarius: Heliotrope. Small and cute, friendly and funny. But don't hurt them, or do them wrong. They're easily broken.
  • Capricorn: Gomphrena. Capricorns are nice and good people, and they low drama so they're easy to deal with. Once you're friends with a Capricorn, you'll never want to let that friendship die.
  • Aquarius: Marigold. Just as a Marigold is a quick fix to making a boring garden more colorful, an Aquarius will bring light and happiness into your life.
  • Pisces: Lantana. Pisces will immediately make you feel happy and warm. But once you get to know them, you'll find that some of their traits may be off putting. They can easily make you uncomfortable. Although they are great supporters.
The Types and Their Level of Scariness
  • <p> <b>INTJ:</b> At first they might seem worrisome because of their intense stare and nihilistic sentiments, but all it takes is one harsh critique about something important to them and they'll crumble. Their bark is infinitely worse than their bite. Will write a series of salty "blind item" blog entries about you for months. 6/10; too passive-aggressive to be truly scary.<p/><b>INFJ:</b> Hard to get to know, but when they like you, they REALLY like you and you'd better not do anything to break their trust because all of those warm, fuzzy feelings will 180 into pure end-times-level wrath. If you've ever encountered an angry INFJ, you've seen the face of the devil himself. 10/10; scary af<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> While they're capable of verbally disemboweling someone they dislike, they won't actually come after you unless they're bored and feel like starting drama for shits and giggles. Threw a punch once and didn't like it too much. Will tell you to go choke on a bag of dicks with the biggest, brightest smile on their face. 6/10; scary only in theory<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> They love you so, SO much and they want you to do your absolute BEST at EVERYTHING you EVER do like REALLY really, so when you don't meet their expectations, they will get more and more assertive about you achieving your dreams (read: their dreams) until they eventually snap and stab you to death in your sleep. 9/10; file a restraining order and you might be okay.<p/><b>INTP:</b> Too lazy to truly get mad about anything. The only really scary thing about INTPs is their complete disregard for cleanliness. You'll find Chinese takeout boxes from six months ago covered in maggots by their bed, but you won't find nary a discouraging word coming out of their mouths. Only does damage to living things in RPGs. 2/10; scary hygiene but harmless.<p/><b>INFP:</b> Is someone who spends a lot of time writing poetry, getting drunk and crying hysterically about things that happened ten years ago really that scary? I mean, they'll probably throw a whiskey glass or a vase in your general direction and curse you out for a solid ten minutes, but then they'll go right back to crying in fetal position. 4/10; just walk away, dude.<p/><b>ENTP:</b> They'll fuck with you just for the sake of having something to do that day. They'll fuck with you sometimes for no reason whatsoever. They fuck with people because it's just in their nature. Occasionally they'll take things too far and you'll wind up in the hospital but probably never in a morgue. Might send you flowers during your hospital stay. 8/10; scary neurotic<p/><b>ENFP:</b> They're either your best friend or your worst enemy and there is literally no in-between. Sometimes they'll get mad at you for reasons you don't even understand. Rarely ever will they try to physically harm you, though. They'll just whine about "fake people" in their DeviantART journal and mope about for a long time before randomly deciding you're their friend again. 4/10; Super confusing but not scary.<p/><b>ISTJ:</b> The embodiment of "walk softly and carry a big stick". Will sit outside of your bedroom window for days with a shotgun, ready for you to make a wrong move so they can blow you to smithereens. Don't try calling the police, because they're probably a police officer or at least connected to one in some way. In other words, you're fucked. 10/10; lawful evil personified.<p/><b>ISFJ:</b> They love you with all their hearts but they also hate the things you do, ie "love the sin, hate the sinner". Usually harmless, but some of them quickly lose their shit when double-crossed. Might mix poison in your sweet tea and then bury you underneath a bed of roses in the backyard. Prays for your certainly-damned soul every night before supper. 7/10, only scary when provoked.<p/><b>ESTJ:</b> Their big mouths and intense, confrontational attitudes can put the fear of God into you, but for an ESTJ to truly be scary, they'd have to physically harm you and they don't want to jeopardize their careers over something that foolish. Will judge you hardcore from afar but that's about it. 5/10; talks shit but you won't get hit.<p/><b>ESFJ:</b> They're the undisputed champions of guilt-trips, and they'll guilt-trip you over things so incessantly that you might suffer a loss of self-worth in the process, which could lead to severe depression and no will to live. Will attend your post-suicide funeral in a really expensive dress and tell mourners how you could have "really been something". 6/10; scary shady<p/><b>ISTP:</b> No chill towards people they dislike. They will straight-up brutalize your ass in one-on-one combat and you will lose. Will put you in the hospital, wait until you've been released, and THEN put you in a morgue. Probably will laugh about killing you over cold ones with the boys for decades to come. 10/10; cold-blooded killers.<p/><b>ISFP:</b> There is no such thing as a scary ISFP. They might get hurt with you but they just let that shit go after a while. More likely to channel their negative feelings into an artistic outlet than something destructive. No time for pettiness or holding grudges. 0/10; anti-scary saviors<p/><b>ESTP:</b> Also has no chill towards people they dislike, but their hair-brained schemes at revenge are often poorly executed. Will threaten to "beat your ass" for months but won't actually do it unless they're drunk or high. Once they do get physically aggressive towards you though, you are deader than dead. 7/10; flee town before things escalate.<p/><b>ESFP:</b> Often incorrigibly shallow, they'll start rumors to sully the reputation of their enemies before they'd actually consider getting their hands dirty. Rarely ever starts fights but they sure do love jumping into other peoples' fights and finishing them. Will get one of their besties to film the entire beat-down and put it on Snapchat. Hair and makeup somehow stays flawless the entire time. 3/10; more petty than scary.<p/></p>
Before my muse disappeared, they gave yours a series of 'open when' letters. Send a symbol to read them.
  • Open when...
  • ☹: you're not feeling okay
  • ☕: it's too early in the morning
  • ✎: you miss me
  • ❀: it's valentine's and i'm out of town
  • ♕: you don't feel important
  • ♡: you wonder how much i love you
  • ⚯: you need ideas for an adventure
  • ✰: you're staring up at the stars, looking for me
  • ✴: you're angry
  • ✸: you're angry at yourself
  • ☘: you're angry at the world
  • ☏: you need me
  • ☁: things won't stop going wrong
  • ✈: everything's perfect again
  • ✌: you're guilty
  • ❆: it's snowing
  • ☠: i'm gone

anonymous asked:

Don't get me wrong, I love your dog and all of your pets, they're adorable and I liked seeing them. My point was that through passively scrolling down my dashboard today I'd seen it at least 10 times. It's your blog, you can post what you want, but if you're going to reblog something that many times in a day please don't put it in popular tags that people follow because it makes something that was cute into something upsetting and stressful, it's inconsiderate. Thank you for reading

(( OOC: I’m going to take a moment to address this.

Before you make an accusation, make sure it has a base. I did not reblog that photoset 10 times. I posted it once… if you happen to be following people that reblogged it from me, unfortunately I have no control over what they reblog… and you will end up seeing a puppy on your dash 10 times. 

Regardless… even if I had reblogged that post 10 times, there’s a simple solution to your problem. Use the .5 seconds it takes to scroll past it, and do so. 

There’s no reason why seeing a post about a puppy on your dash should ruin your day. That’s you making a personal decision to get upset over something that is a non issue.  

Furthermore, if you have a concern with another person’s posts, be careful with how you express it. The ask that I received from you yesterday was impolite and demanding, or should I say “upsetting and stressful”. 

I apologize for the blunt way I’m addressing this, I’ve had one hell of a month. )) 

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"
Things the Hogwarts Houses will do for their Friends
  • Hufflepuff: Always be honest (but kind), know your favorite food and make it when you need it, hold you without asking questions, drape a blanket over your shoulders, listen well, hold your hand when you're scared, cry with you, hold you back when you want to do something rash, trust you, stand up for you when no one else will, make sure you're ok before they go to bed, believe in you, stay up late to tell old stories around a warm fire, notice how you're feeling, love you because you're you
  • Ravenclaw: Talk you through your problems, wake you up early for a sunrise/stay up late to count stars, tell the worst jokes to make you laugh on bad days, go over the hard parts of the lesson again and again till you get it, pick up a rock they thought you'd like, know when you lie about being ok and call you out on it, quote your favorite poem, know just how to bend the rules and get you out of trouble, challenge anyone who hurts you, teach you to swim then push you in because you're afraid and they know you can do it, sit and read when you just need someone in the room with you, love you for you
  • Slytherin: Hold you down while they pull the bullet from your wound, make you look good when you didn't sleep, kill for you, keep your secrets, show you what it's like to live by bringing you to the top of a mountain in a blizzard, lie for you - and know when you lie to them, wash away the blood when it's all over, keep their promises to you, buy you whatever you need, kiss your scars and then show you theirs because they know too, teach you how to fly, write down your dreams and paint them, love you because of you
  • Gryffindor: Wake you up when you scream at night, die for you, braid your hair full of flowers, fight with you against the world, tell you when you're wrong, murmur love songs in your ear, pull you off that ledge, keep you warm, teach you your value when don't know it, show you how to be brave, never lie to you, wordlessly hand you a drink when you need one, love you because of you

anonymous asked:

I want to die because my parents called me conceited just because I call myself beautiful and cute. It's not like I say I'm better than other people so i don't get why they say I'm being conceited. So basically I've been crying for about a day straight.

Darling, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being confident, confidence is sexy not conceited, there’s a difference. Don’t stop calling yourself them names because you are beautiful, inside and out. I know its hard but don’t listen to them(since they obviously don’t know how to be happy and confident tf) wipe those tears and flaunt that shit honey.♡

what type of overwatch sapphic are you
  • tracer sapphic: casually butch, would die for hayley kiyoko. always secretly checking girls out from behind their shades.
  • pharah sapphic: the girl that all the other girls have huge crushes on; secretly can't deal with their own crushes and gets way too flustered.
  • sombra sapphic: the sapphic we're all jealous of because they can just walk up to a cute girl and ask them out. may not actually exist. a gay cryptid.
  • widowmaker sapphic: the in denial sapphic. wants to go out with girls but isn't quite at that point yet. we're here for you, amelie. whenever you're ready.
  • mei sapphic: so sapphic they're useless. sees a pretty girl and drops their coffee/walks into a lamppost/forgets how to speak.
  • zarya sapphic: mama sapphic. loves and supports all other sapphics, especially those who are just coming to terms with their sexuality. punches homophobes.
  • d.va sapphic: has a list of the fictional girls they have crushes on. complains a lot about not being able to marry serana or karliah in skyrim. would smooch the final pam.
  • orisa sapphic: just assumed that everyone found girls hot. they were very surprised to learn that no, most girls don't want to kiss other girls...
  • symmetra sapphic: you think they don't like you. you're wrong. they're screaming on the inside whenever they see a girl. google please tell them how to ask a girl out.
  • mercy sapphic: kind of like the mei sapphic but more subtle. steps out of the room to fan themselves over how cute that girl was.
  • ana sapphic: the sapphic grandma. has a cottage with their wife of thirty years and a bunch of cats. we all want to be the ana sapphic someday.
  • athena sapphic: not out irl, but will scream for hours online about girls. cartoon gays are v v important to them.

chuuyazai  asked:

Hello!! I just want to say that I love your blog like a lot!! I know I only started following you recently but I legit spent like 2 hours reading all/most of your stuff and you're amazing!!!! If it isn't too much to ask (and if your requests are open right now and you haven't done this already[i don't think you have but I could be wrong lol]) could I request head canons on how Kirishima, Todoroki, Bakugou, and Kaminari would react to an s/o who has really bad insomnia? Stay awesome love!!

Bless your soul Beautiful 💕 Thank you for your kind words, I’m so happy that you like what I’m doing! 💫 Btw, I LOVE your icon! Stay awesome as well Darling 😉

Here are your headcanons, I hope you like them 😃 I can relate to this ask on a personal level 🙈


Kirishima Eijirou

  • Before he and his s/o started dating, he never really realized that they had insomnia. It’s not like you go around, knocking at everyone’s door “Hey, I’m an insomniac, nice to meet you”. Most of the time, they concealed their lack of sleep well enough for everyone to not notice
  • He becomes partly concerned when his s/o still replies to his messages at 3 am in the morning. He is super sleepy, but it’s his s/o and he really likes them, so they keep messaging each other until he falls asleep. Everyone has trouble sleeping sometimes, so it wouldn’t happen every day anyway
  • When it happens again and again, Kirishima starts to be worried. How can they text him this late every day and still look so good every morning, he obviously has switched into zombie mode. It’s not like they are used to it, isn’t it?
  • Without beating around the bush, he asks his s/o what the deal with those late night messages is. S/o flushes him a smile and tells him that they are insomniac and it’s not a big deal for them to live with only so little sleep, but obviously he shouldn’t stick to their habit. “Oi babe, watcha sayin’ here? It’s super unhealthy and super unmanly if you end up destroying your body with this”
  • He makes it his goal to help his s/o getting back to a normal sleeping schedule. Suggests a lot of stuff, like dimming the light an hour before bed, reading before going to sleep, breathing techniques, no phone before bedtime etc. If his s/o tells them with a pouty face that they can’t sleep without their phone because they might miss him, he offers them to sleep together. Of course, if they still can’t go to bed early or have trouble falling asleep, he stays awake with them. What kind of boyfriend would he be to let his s/o suffer alone, even if it turns him into a zombie?

Todoroki Shouto

  • Todoroki knew that his s/o liked coffee, but when he eventually realized that they technically live off coffee, he can’t help but being genuinely concerned. Too much caffeine is not good for your body and he wants his s/o to be healthy and happy
  • However, he wouldn’t directly demand them to stop their coffee consumption, he would rather observe them a little to find the cause behind it. Getting down to the root of trouble and eliminate it at once is his goal. Besides, he doesn’t want to offend them with wrong conclusions
  • The moment his gears start to turn and all the little pieces are falling together, is when he realizes how much of habit napping together has become and how happy and refreshed his s/o looks afterwards.
  • Finally, he asks them if insomnia might be the cause of their enormous coffee consumption and points out how concerned he is. S/o tells them that they have trouble to maintain their sleep, means they often wake up in the middle of the night, unable to go back to sleep again.
  • Sleep deprivation is not a stranger to Todoroki, actually he has the same problem sometimes. Instead of coffee, he suggests them to drink a cup of green tea before they go to bed, in order to relax. He also tells them, whenever they wake up and can’t go back to sleep anymore, they should call him and they have a late night walk together

Bakugou Katsuki

  • The moment Bakugou notices bags under his s/o’s eyes and being all grumpy or he sees them inhaling their coffee instead of drinking, he asks them what’s wrong. Of course he can’t stop making one or two snarky remarks here and there
  • When s/o tells him, they have trouble sleeping lately, but didn’t want to bother him, he flicks their forehead and gives them a lecture about how important a healthy sleep schedule is
  • S/o gets a little salty because, well, it’s not like they chose it? Bakugou gets salty because s/o is salty and eventually they end up having a little fight
  • Bakugou has a little trouble to relate to the whole situation because he was never insomniac in his whole life. Sleep is important for him and after a day of being all riled up, he can’t help but being tired. Oh, it suddenly clicks in his head
  • Drags his s/o to work out with him, making sure to exhaust them
  • If s/o still has trouble to sleep, he might be bent on cuddling the shit out of them

Kaminari Denki

  • He is everything but quick to catch up on his s/o’s problem
  • However, he notices when bags start to appear underneath his s/o’s beautiful eyes and is low key irritated when they start being grumpy or making snarky remarks whenever he sweet talks them
  • Finally, when s/o tells them the third week in a row that they haven’t really slept or just had a few hours, he is like “Oh, that’s not really smooth, being insomniac is a problem” “You don’t say!”
  • Kaminari is actually ashamed that he didn’t get the hint earlier and tries to help them as much as possible. He does really detailed research on how to deal with insomnia (Google has to have an answer! Google knows everything!)
  • He tries everything he recommends to his s/o together with them. Sometimes this either ends in a total disaster or super funny moments. “Denki, I don’t think that watching a movie at 3:30am is a good method to relax your brain”, s/o says snuggled up against him, falling asleep in his arms. (In the end, he ends up being insomniac because of Netflix)
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How the 'ADORE U' MV came about
  • <p> <b>Pledis:</b> Alright, guys, so your kinda-but-not-really first MV! What do you suppose we do?<p/><b>SVT:</b> ...<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Alright so I know this is kinda scary for you guys seeing as you're officially debuting for the first time, but c'mon! Let's break the ice and get some ideas rolling!<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> *raises hand proudly* I have an idea for the MV.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> *over enthusiastically* Yes, go for it, Seungkwan!<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> We should totally do a roadtrip concept!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *murmurs of agreement*<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Alright, awesome! That would be pretty cool--<p/><b>Dino:</b> I have an idea too!<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Alright, what is it?<p/><b>Dino:</b> A flower-y concept where we all hang around plants and sip tea.<p/><b>SVT:</b> *murmurs of agreement*<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Uh, okay, that's pretty interesting, I guess--<p/><b>DK:</b> I also have an idea!<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Okay, shoot!<p/><b>DK:</b> An angel concept, where we all wear white and dance among the clouds.<p/><b>SVT:</b> *murmurs of agreement*<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Okay, nice! That makes a lot more sense--<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> Wait, I have an idea as well.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Uh, okay. What is it?<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> A boxing concept.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> ...wat.<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> Kinda like something out of Rocky, ya feel?<p/><b>Pledis:</b> But that has NOTHING to do with what you're singing about.<p/><b>The8:</b> Right, so why don't we do a band concept instead?<p/><b>Pledis:</b> You see? Now that's what I'm talking about! Great work, Jun!<p/><b>The8:</b> ...I'm The8.<p/><b>Jun:</b> I'M Jun.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Oh, who cares? You're all the same underneath.<p/><b>Chinaline:</b> ...<p/><b>Hoshi:</b> But wait, why don't we do a sci-fi concept? I mean, it's out there and it's not something that many people have done before.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Wait, we're still listing concepts? I thought we decided on the band idea.<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> What about my boxing concept?<p/><b>Dino:</b> Or my plant concept?<p/><b>DK:</b> Or my angel concept?<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> HEY! We're not gonna forget my, frankly, GENIUS idea of a roadtrip concept - are you kimbap kidding me?!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *arguing*<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> Hey, guys. Guys...HEY GUYS!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *turn to him*<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> How about we take all of the concept ideas...and merge them into one whole music video?!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *approving 'ahhhhh!'*<p/><b>Jeonghan:</b> Now that's an idea I can get behind!<p/><b>Pledis:</b> I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but have you all gone NUTS?! WHY would you want to combine all these crazy concepts into one MV?! If your fans see this, they're gonna think you're all on DRUGS!<p/><b>Woozi:</b> Well...aren't we?<p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>SVT:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>SVT:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>SVT:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> Whatever, do what you want - I really couldn't care less. *leaves* Shouldhavestayedwithnuestinsteadofinvestinginthesenutjobs...<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> Sooooooooo.............CRAZY CONCEPT MV IT IS!<p/><b>SVT:</b> YEAAAAAAAH!<p/></p>
  • Friend: Are you okay?
  • What I say: I'm fine
  • What I mean: Do you know how fucking angry I still am about the immortality issue between Alec and Magnus. Like how fucking shitty is it that Casserole Clam can fix issues between every other fucking character (and I mean every.other.character.) yet can't for malec. She can take her "well that's life" excuse and shove it up her homophobic, incest loving ass. All my babies wanted was to be together whether that meant Alec became immortal or Magnus became mortal. Don't you dare fucking tell me that Magnus wouldn't become mortal. You think that after living for centuries at the age of 19 and losing everyone he loved, he wouldn't give up his immortality so he could grow old with Alec, his one true love? YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING YOURSELF. if you think that Alec wouldn't become immortal so he could spend forever with Magnus and his kids then YOU'RE 100% FUCKING WRONG. Oh but if it wasn't bad enough that cassette tape decided to deny them of their happy ending, she made it even more difficult by giving them 2 kids where one was immortal and one was mortal. That means that no matter what Alec and Magnus do, they'd still lose a member of the family. HOW FUCKING HEARTLESS CAN CATASTROPHE CLARE BE? They'd have to turn Max mortal or Rafael immortal to fix the problem she created. WHO GAVE HER THE FUCKING RIGHT? 'I LOVE MALEC' MY ASS. I'M NOT BUYING HER BULLSHIT. Where is the justice? What kind of disrespect is this? LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW THAT THE LIGHTWOOD-BANE FAMILY DO NOT DESERVE THIS. THEY HAVE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, LITERALLY AND STILL THEY GET TREATED LIKE TRASH. I AM SO ANGRY I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY. SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LAUNCH CATASTROPHIC CRAPFACE INTO THE SUN.

anonymous asked:

I love the idea that the security is doing their damn best and that smaller infractions have been completely reduced or erased completely but there's still a bunch of murders and mayhem. And each time someone dies they pour over their digital files to see what went wrong. Eventually the school district decides to 'help' and gets them a part timer, that they scare. 'you think you're just gonna patrol? You don't know anything about patrolling' they say with a thousand yard stare.

Haha, these poor guys. They go in to get recertified with all these other school security guards, who are exchanging stories about kids hiding pot in weird places and a freshman bringing a knife or something, and Stan and Mark have no patience for any of them.

“You had a kid sneak in an airsoft gun?” Stan laughs. “We had the CDC lock the place down. A convicted murderer hid in the basement. We’ve had six students turn up dead this semester alone.”

Mark nods solemnly, a haunted look in his eye. 

And that poor newbie wouldn’t last one day.

“You’re new, we’ll give you Stilinski Detail to see how you hold up. Just keep an eye on him, write down what he does, go stop him if he tries to break into anything.”

Newbie shrugs, agrees, how hard can it be? These guys have got cameras everywhere that they definitely aren’t supposed to have. It’ll be easy keeping track of one stupid kid.

And by lunchtime he’d be scrambling to find this stupid kid who somehow managed to disappear completely from every camera after choking on a Skittle.

Newbie quits at 2:30pm.

anonymous asked:

What if it was your first time being with harry and you didn't realise just how big he was. He finally removes his pants and when he lowers them down you let out a bit of a gasp and he looks back at you, trying to fight off the cocky smirk on his lips 'what? Whats wrong?' And you're just staring at his cock, standing proudly, long and thick and you genuinely are worried 'will it even...?' you trail off as he grasps his shaft in his hand and slowly strokes it 'don't worry love we'll make it fit'

“M'gonna go slow, don’t worry. Promise I’ll stop if it doesn’t fit, yeah? Not gonna hurt you.”

Fuck

WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE
  • Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable
  • Taurus: Will u ever love someone as much as food? no
  • Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously
  • Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself
  • Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find
  • Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
  • Libra: You!!! flirt!!! with!!! everyone!!!
  • Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people
  • Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't wanna get seriously involved.
  • Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot
  • Aquarius: Seem unapproachable
  • Pisces: You don't know how to how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. R u laughing at them?

I’ve been seeing a lot of hate going around and being directed at the trainees who chose vocals for position evaluation because Park Woodam was unable to partake in vocals. 

Now I understand that it’s utterly unfair for Woodam and we all would have loved to see him shine however its makes no bloody sense to go direct hate at other trainees.

You want to blame someone, go blame mnet for closing the voting polls early and go blame the kfans for sleeping on Woodam. 

Don’t go blaming the other trainees for choosing vocals, when the boys where choosing their songs the only thing going through their minds were which role would suit them or what should they challenge themselves with next. This is a competition so none of those boys would be thinking ahh I shouldn’t pick vocals because there’s other great vocals ranking after me. NO they were only thinking about which role would let them shine and gather more interest towards them. There’s nothing wrong with that as this is a competition, so quit with hating other trainees because your fave didn’t get his desired position.