if you don't love craig i don't love you

Somewhere in a café:
  • Craig, to Darren and Chris: You might have been the previous captain, and you might be the current one but none of you is as good as my bro Sean here. *slaps Sean's back*
  • Sean: Thanks, bro.
  • Darren: I saw the way you play dude, got to admit, didn't see such a talent before. Also how did you become this ripped?
  • Sean: Getting stuck on an island has it's pros. Besides constant exercise, of course.
  • Chris, muttering: I am a terrible captain.
  • Darren: what?
  • Sean: huh?
  • Chris: I don't deserve this position. *buries his face in his hands*
  • Craig: did I... say something wrong?
  • Chris: *mental breakdown*
  • Freshman MC appears out of nowhere: No Chris don't say that you're an amazing captain have faith in yourself you're still new to this also I cant provide more support coz I am running out of diamonds.
  • Chris, sobbing: I am a despicable human being.
  • Freshman MC: CHRIS NO!!!
  • Horatio, being poetic from a nearby table: He just got crushed under his own insecurities like a bug getting crushed under a rock.

underappreciated movies 1/? → the finest hours (dir. craig gillespie, 2016)

How do you know how to get back home? Had the wind of my left going out. Figure if I keep her on my right we ought to be heading in the right direction. We just follow the lights on shore. Listen up, I’ll put the sea behind us. The storm’s easing up, boys so we just look for the lights on the shore to guide us in. Even if we have to go so far as Nobska Point, so be it. We just gotta find land. But don’t you give up hope on me now. She’s a good boat. She’ll get us through. We’ll get you home. We’re all going home.

CLYDE: This just in: The Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour has arrived.

JIMMY: Hey guys, are you ready to get this party s-ss-st…

JIMMY: Are you ready to get this p-party st–

JIMMY: Are you ready to get this party st-started?

TIMMY: Timmy!

CLYDE: Hell motherfucking yeah, let’s DO this.

CLYDE: Well actually we need to wait for Token.

CLYDE: …Where are you, you sneaky son of a tater-tot…


In this movie, SPECTRE, what you have is a movie which is entirely driven by Bond. He is on a mission from the very beginning, he is on the hunt, on the trail, of somebody. You don’t know why, you don’t know what he is doing there, and that sense that something is up, is also tied to the second part of a crucial story of Bond’s childhood

Ok, ok, “mature” South Park Fans

Ok, Yeah. We understand your point. Maybe we are right and they are in love, or maybe you are right and they are boyfriends only because they have so much pressure to do it. But… What whit that? We understand. We are not fools. We are fans too. If they brake up, it they say that the had never love each other in the end of the season, well, we’ll be sad, but, the show is like this. The show is an entire satire. 

If you like it, that’s ok. If you don’t like, well, that’s ok too. It’s only a show.

We have shipped them since ‘99, but, if they are canon ‘cause bad things, Have we have to be sad or angry? Can’t we be happy? I don’t understand. The shippers will never change. They can be boyfriends, if they break up, people will write fanfiction about they getting together again, they will draw fanart about they being happy years after. 

So, what’s the point of being angry with us? You know. They are making fun of us, the shippers in a really realistic and soft form. I really like how they manage it. 

We shipped them before, we ship them now, and no matter what happens in the next episodes, we will still ship them.

Take it easy, Trey and Matt are great and love us no matter how weird are we.

With love, a South Park fan like you.