if you don't like mako chances are i don't like you

what overwatch mains are like (at least in my experience)
  • Genji: They never stop moving and jumping around and using their voice lines?? YOSHI!
  • McCree: there's a 99.8% chance they have depression. Not very good aim until they use their ult or stun you.
  • Pharah: The strong silent type. 60% chance of being gay.
  • Reaper: Probably 12 and/or a youtuber/streamer
  • Soldier 76: I refuse to acknowledge his assistance (except for the fact that he's handy if you don't have a healer.)
  • Sombra: Sombra mains are a myth. If there are any, they're almost certainly gay.
  • Tracer: Probably gay. Very friendly but ruthless in combat.
  • Bastion: Never trust a bastion main
  • Hanzo: Not very friendly, but has soothing calming tippy tappy footsteps
  • Junkrat: 80% chance of being gay. 100% chance if they have the junkenstein skin.
  • Mei: Interrupts your ult with her fucking ice wall. Ally meis do this too.
  • Torbjörn: POTG *Torbjorn takes a little nap in the corner while his turret gets a teamkill*
  • Widowmaker: Not very helpful, but will spout attractive french at you while sitting on the highest tower taking wildly inaccurate shots.
  • D.Va: D.va mains are indestructible and will use their ult like 3 times before you have a chance to blink.
  • Orisa: Another rarity. Probably cinnamon rolls though
  • Reinhardt: Reinhardt mains are very friendly and likely to be the backbone of your team. I love them all.
  • Roadhog: If you're wearing his Mako skin i won't even care that you hooked me from halfway across the map since I got to see your beautiful sharky face up close. Mei + Roadhog is a terrifying combo.
  • Winston: Winston mains are practically nonexistent. They're probably very shy, possibly dads.
  • Zarya: 97% chance of being a lesbian. Have better ain than you might expect.
  • Ana: Slightly scary. Will keep you healed always.
  • Lúcio: Too fast too furious. Lucio mains are beautiful people.
  • Mercy: Your new best friend, if you play your cards right. Will probably carry you through the entire match.
  • Symmetra: Symmetra mains are terrifying.
  • Zenyatta: A rare but valuable breed. If you meet a Zenyatta main, hold them close and don't let them go. They are important.

silver-spitfire-deactivated2016  asked:

Please tell me you're not going to make Mako gay. I'll cry if you make Mako gay. Not because I hate gays (I don't) but because you HAVE to leave us Makorra shippers a little bit of hope. Making characters bisexual or gay in the Avatar world is great and all but leave us some hope. Don't crush our spirits, at least let us dream. It's all we have now.

Oh no, making a character bisexual completely destroys the chance of them ever being with a girl! It’s not like bisexual mean 2 or anything! People like to view their favourite characters with a certain sexuality because they like to see themselves in the characters they love, how awful!