if you don't find this funny you are wrong

The Signs as Flowers
  • Aries: Allium. Aries stand tall and proud, they're generally pretty content with themselves. Although they are not conceited, so they give off good vibes.
  • Taurus: Leadwort. They are fragile, but lovely people. It may take time for them to open up, but once they do, you'll be happy you stayed around to see it happen.
  • Gemini: Yellow Loosestrife. Full of life, vibrant, and exciting. They don't like any lack of attention - they'll do anything to keep the spotlight on them.
  • Cancer: Trillium. They are great friends and amazing, funny people. They can be hard to tend to, though - as they are very emotional and require a lot of support.
  • Leo: Shooting Star. Leo's are beautiful and bright people. They give off positivity and they like making people happy, and they don't like being the center of attention all the time, but they do enjoy the spotlight every now and then.
  • Virgo: Scarlet Sage. They're easy-going and good people, you'd be smart to befriend a Virgo. They get along with pretty much everyone.
  • Libra: Mazus. A Libra is usually a good person to keep around. They funny and personable, but if you don't keep an eye on them, they can easily leave and move on once they get bored.
  • Scorpio: Malva. They're lovely and fun, and everyone seems to know them. Not many close friends, but they have tons of acquaintances.
  • Sagittarius: Heliotrope. Small and cute, friendly and funny. But don't hurt them, or do them wrong. They're easily broken.
  • Capricorn: Gomphrena. Capricorns are nice and good people, and they low drama so they're easy to deal with. Once you're friends with a Capricorn, you'll never want to let that friendship die.
  • Aquarius: Marigold. Just as a Marigold is a quick fix to making a boring garden more colorful, an Aquarius will bring light and happiness into your life.
  • Pisces: Lantana. Pisces will immediately make you feel happy and warm. But once you get to know them, you'll find that some of their traits may be off putting. They can easily make you uncomfortable. Although they are great supporters.

anonymous asked:

Do you ship Ink x Error? Of not let me tell you why it's cute. Error is the destroyer of worlds right? Inks the creator. Don't fit to together right? Wrong. That's what makes it really cute! Error stops destroying for ink! And Ink would stop creating for him! And it's a win win! And it's cute! Go read some Ink x Error fan fiction then you'll see XD sorry I'm Paperjam trash

Don’t you find it funny that someone actively tries to convince the creator of a character why they should like a ship involving their character

“Let me tell you why it’s cute.” that ended me

I just find these three facial expressions so freaking hilarious.

Credit to the people who made the gifs, you are talented people and you made me smile.

  • Ross: You have got horrendous taste in music! I mean, seriously, did you rob that off your nan?
  • Aaron: (to Robert) Don't.
  • Ross: I don't know about you tow, but I am loving this.
  • Robert: Where is it?
  • Ross: Where's what? Bertie? Where's Wally? I guess that makes it one-all, yeah?
  • Aaron: Not from where I'm standing.
  • Ross: Yeah, suppose you could say I got a better end of the deal? Seriously nice motor, that, mate. Dead clean, as well. Well, it was.
  • Robert: We both know this isn't over.
  • Ross: I know. Exciting, in't it? Makes you feel alive.
  • Robert: For now.
  • Ross: All this must be a nice distraction... for the things you've actually got going on. (rubs his belly)
  • Robert: Don't go there.
  • Ross: Ah! All I want is the money for the taxi that you crushed. Oh, and enough money to pay for a new one. Then... then you'll get your precious little car back. Okay? (leaves)
  • Adam: (arrives) You boys have been so played! You can't crush a man's motor and expect not get a reaction, boys.
  • Robert: I'm glad you're so amused, Adam.
  • Adam: Your move.
  • Aaron: Yeah, or... Or, and I know you don't want to hear this, but we could call it quits if he gives you the car back.
  • Adam: No, you can't press pause now. This is just starting to get funny!
  • Robert: Well, I'm open to suggestions.
  • Adam: You might find something in here. Look what numb nuts left in the back seatt. (has Ross' phone) Now, imagine if this got into the wrong hands, eh? (gives it to Robert)

anonymous asked:

people get mad at RPS for only having white faces, but don't get mad at krps for having only asian faces. double standard much?

Hello there anon. I find it quite funny that you came to ME, a KRPH, for this. Anyways, I’m here to tell you that DING DONG YOU ARE WRONG.

KRPs are not “racist” for only having Asian faceclaims allowed in their RPs for a few very important reasons.

1) There is NOT enough Asian representation in the RPC. Think about how many Asian faces that are popular. The only ones that come to mind for me are Arden Cho and Harry Shum Jr. I’m sure there are more that are incredibly popular, but those are the first ones to come to mind. There are SO MANY amazing Asian faces that are passed over, and Arden and Harry are used to be “token Asians” so that RPs can fill their “Asian quota.

2) MOST KRPS ARE SET IN ASIAN COUNTRIES. Let’s talk demographics, shall we, hmm? The ratio for South Korea is 99% of the people that live in South Korea are KOREAN. NINETY-NINE PERCENT. They are one of the MOST homogeneous countries in the WORLD. Let’s go to China, another popular KRP site. 91.51% of the people living in China are Han. The other 8 or so percent are other ethnic minorities, including other Asian ethnicities. WOW. HOMOGENEOUS. How about Japan, you ask?  Japanese people make up 98.5 percent of the population! Just for kicks, let’s go to, say, THAILAND. Thai people make up 98 PERCENT OF THE NATION! So guess what anon, MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN ASIA ARE ASIAN.

3) Asian faceclaims get ignored in RPs. I have faced this first hand, and it’s caused me to leave many a roleplay group. Your starters get ignored, you don’t get ships with the people that you DO manage to talk to. It sucks, and it’s kind of racist, though not outwardly. It’s one of those lowkey acts you don’t realize is racist until you think about it. So KRPS give people a safe place to use their favorite Asian faceclaims, without feeling left out or ignored.

So thanks anon, for coming to me and revealing your racist ideals for roleplay. I’m not going to condemn KRPs for DOING THE RIGHT THING. The end.

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Leo Fitz + Talking about Simmons

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my ships.

Fandom:  Anything at all. Whatever gets you going, bruh. 


OTP: The One True Pairing. You live and breathe this ship. You cannot go a single day without getting your fix. If this ship sinks, you will happily sink with it. Any and all attempts at getting your life back on track is lost the moment you notice new posts under this Tumblr tag. 

OkTP: Okay, these two look cute together. You ship them well enough, but they will never come close to your OTP.

NOTP: Aw hell no. You get why people like this ship, but it just doesn’t do it for you. Not under any circumstance. But hey, to each their own, right?

BroTP: The decidedly non-creepy and totally platonic ship. These two make an awesome pair, but you would never see them as anything but best buds. Partners in crime? Yes. Drinking buddies? Definitely! But love interests? *giggle snort* Duuuuude.

HOETP: Hoe don’t do it. This is the ship that was never meant to be. What started out as a simple “Hey, what if?” has turned into an “OH MY GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!”. You are embarrassed as hell that you even ship it. But you find yourself tracking the Tumblr tag hoping against all hope that you’re not the only one. Not to be confused with NOTP.

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family’s love and encouragement helped tao pass through the harsh training period

anonymous asked:

When are you coming out? Don't you want some million views? The hell is wrong with you?

I’m not gay? And it wouldn’t matter if I was? Sexuality shouldn’t be a ratings draw? And the fact that some people make it so is kinda gross?

I know this person is probably joking, but I don’t find this kind of joke funny. I spent my whole teenage life at school being bullied by people whose primary source of material was that I was “gay”. It hurt so much because, having grown up around my parents’ gay friends, I didn’t understand what the problem was. Why did these people find it so hard to accept that I liked musicals and female pop stars and dance but I was ALSO straight? Why were they telling me to come out and then laughing? What’s the problem anyway, being gay isn’t anything to be bullied for?

I recently saw a Twitter account dedicated to trying to out me. That fucked me off BIG time, because it showed me that even after all the progressive steps forward we’ve made, we’re still treating it like its a playground joke. If I were gay, what the FUCK do you think you’re doing trying to pressure me to come out? If you know I’m not gay but you’re doing it for “comedy”, then your idea of funny is reinforcing stereotypes and belittling other peoples’ difficult experiences. Fuck you.

We live in an age when people say nobody should define themselves and ugn isn’t it so disgusting when the MAINSTREAM MEDIA pry on other people’s business but OH MY GOD TAY TAY’S DATING DRAKE AND IS THIS PERSON GAY AND OMG LOOK AT THESE NUDES?

Nah, mate. Stop it. Let people be who they want to be and love who they want to love. We’ll never be an accepting, inclusive society if we’re still obsessed with finding out a person’s sexual habits.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I jus wanted to let you know the last misquote you posed about Yuuri liking spring semester because girls find him sexy and Pichit reminds him he's gay doesn't really make sense because Yuuri is bisexual (he had a crush on Yuuko when they were kids). I feel like the fandom forgets that a lot, and as a bisexual, it's kind of irritating? Don't get me wrong, I love your blog and the joke on its own would have been funny if not for that. I'm jus letting you know.

Yeah, we’ve had discourse in the fandom and on our blog for making posts relating to sexuality but I thought we were all past it. ^^” We were told that we were homophobic last month because of suggesting Yuuri might be attracted to women as well, so no matter what, we kinda get screwed, ya know?

I’m pan and my bf is bi so I get it, both sexualities are super under represented, but like, it’s just a silly joke quote, yeah? We’re all just here to have a good time. So, I have 2 choices: either refrain from a fun quote because it mentions a sexuality or I can just accept that we can’t make everyone happy all the time.

I’m sorry that the quote upset you. I get where you’re coming from but I can’t please everyone all the time. I’m not a super hero (although I’m pretty close, if I do say so myself), I’m only human. So yeah. I respect your opinion and I appreciate that you told us why it upset you instead of automatically sending hate mail. I hope that we don’t disappoint you any further, but we’re only human.

Hope you have a happy holiday season, friend! 

Lots of love and yummy katsudon,
Mod Star

space-floof  asked:

Wow. I just saw your post on how to start planning your novel and it is seriously amazing! Will definitely be using it to start properly. Quick question: Did it take you a long time at first to start writing and continue with a story? Did it become easier once you structured your planning? My issue is that I will have a brilliant moment of inspiration and then it will just slowly die and I don't know where to go from there. How do you stop your inspiration from "fizzling" out? Thank you!

Hello there!

I’m really happy to hear you enjoyed my strange guide. It’s funny to me because that process was so close to my own way of thinking that I didn’t think anyone would find it useful, but boy was I wrong o.o

Anyways, so your question:

Did it take me a long time at first to start writing and continue a project, and did the planning help?

I think its pretty universal for all writers to struggle finishing their first book. I went on for years never finishing anything, I truly felt like a failure as a writer– and I almost quit. But I liked writing too much. So I kept working, recklessly, until I finished something. I would love to say that the guide helped, but it looked way different back in the day. Right now the guide is something a whole lot more refined.

This may not be what you were expecting to hear– but being reckless is what helped me. I was too afraid of completing anything, because once a book it’s done people can judge you. You can’t say that you’re still working out the kinks– the darn book is complete. I was afraid, but I realized that I wanted to write more than I wanted to be fearful– so I did just that.

I don’t know about your writer’s block, but mine came from fear of what people would think of me– so I wrote fearlessly, recklessly, and without a single ounce of care for other people’s opinions.

Whoa this makes me sound like I ride a motorcycle and go from bar to bar picking fights… but really I’m just a nerd who likes tea and oversized sweaters :x

Now, about this ‘fizzing’ you mention:

I have an exercise for regaining inspiration. I think you should try it, though it may look familiar if you have used the planning guide. So, I will offer another piece of advice:

Trust your characters.

Follow them, they know where the story is going. I know I keep saying this– but I truly believe it. If you’re not sure where to go next in your story, just ask your characters. Seriously. The story is about them, after all.

You’re the person in the back of the car with the camera, sometimes it may seem like nothing is happening– but it would never be wise to stop recording. You can always edit the boring bits out of the movie later, trust me.

I hope this has been helpful. If you have more questions please send them my way c;

And remember, Keep Writing~

anonymous asked:

does anyone else find the fact the villain kidnapped the wrong person funny? like we don't know anything about him yet and he's already a filler-level dingus. this isn't even negativity, i legit find this hilarious.

I hope he calls Hanabi by the wrong name during the whole movie.

BB: Nobody can save you now, Hinata!

Hanabi: It’s Hanabi.

BB: Let me tell you about my evil plan, Hinata.

Hanabi: Hanabi.

BB: It seems your friends are trying to save you, Hinata.

Hanabi: HANABI.

BB: Whatever

anonymous asked:

( sorry not 5sos) im a Sophomore in high school and ive never had a boyfriend/ been kissed. Ive had a few boys interested in me but its never worked out. My friends say Im nice and funny and Ive been told Im pretty. Im friends with a few guys but I feel like most guys dont like me for some reason. Its just not easy to talk to them without feeling like Im doing something wrong. what am i doing wrong ?? aren't guys interested? i know i don't need a guy to be happy but i mean i would be nice :(

well you kinda contradicted what you said. You said a few boys are interested in you, and then asked “aren’t guys interested?” lol. Anyways, I find when you focus too much on finding love, that it never really happens. Be confident, boys are attracted to that. 

anonymous asked:

Uh, that "label drawing" is kinda rude, well I find it rude, I don't know what does the others think about that. It's p obvious it's about owlturd. Maybe I am wrong (maybe the others too?), if that so, tell me. Thank you (?) and have a nice day.

it was aimed toward general political cartoonists & anyone who labels their art unnecessarily instead of providing any hint of subtle commentary 

but i do think its really funny how everyone’s just automatically going directly to owlturd, you included.