if you didn't watch it yet

  • Viktor: Hey Yuuri, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Yuuri: I don't know. Did it hurt when I smashed this dirty plate over your head?
  • Viktor: You didn't smash a plate over my head.
  • Yuuri: Not yet.
  • Viktor: ...
  • BONUS
  • Yurio, watching Viktor vigorously scrubbing the dirty dishes: He's so whipped
  • Otabek, holding a juicebox up to Yurio's mouth: I know.

y’all: i’m not gonna watch the trc show if [x] and [y] and [z]

me, with my popcorn already popped: ……………………………

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aliceinsherlockland  asked:

Hello! I feel like I should apologize about asking this, because I consider myself a big fan of yours, yet I never read American Gods (I did read lots of other things you wrote and loved them, somehow I skipped this iconic book) . So what I wanted to know is, for someone who didn't read American Gods, should I watch the show first or read the book first?

Why not watch the show up to the end of episode eight, and the first season. Then read the book.

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You know, if I’m a King, where’s my power? Can I… can I form a government? Can I… can I levy a tax, declare a… a war? No! And yet, I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because… the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them – but I can’t speak.

The King’s Speech (2010) dir. Tom Hooper.

anonymous asked:

You seem less driven by emotion than other bloggers and more into dealing with facts. Fact: Finn was bred to be cannon fodder. Fact: He lied to Rey and nearly got her killed. He lied to Han and did get him killed. Fact: He has not been socialized to be around people. Fact: He is not Force sensitive, Rey and Kylo Ren are. Fact: He is petulant, lazy and cowardly (he didn't care about Poe's mission, he didn't want to explain anything and he ran and left Rey on her own.) Yet he's Rey's dream man? OK

Hello, anon. I’d like to start off by thanking you for the kind words. I’m happy you seem to consider me a logical, fact-driven person. That’s what I aim for.

Now, if I may be so bold, let me ask: Did we watch the same movie? No, truly? You’re referring to Finn from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, dir. JJ Abrams, right? Because…well. Boy. Oh boy. Let’s dive in.

Fact: Finn was bred to be cannon fodder.

Incorrect. Finn was not bred to be a soldier, he was forcibly taken away from his family at a young age. By whom? The First Order. That’s right! The organization that your fav, Kylo Ren, fully supports and serves. Hmm.

Fact: He lied to Rey and nearly got her killed. He lied to Han and did get him killed.

Please let it be remembered that Finn later went back and told Rey the truth once he realized he trusted and cared for her enough. This lie didn’t even convince Han at the beginning, and the only time Finn stretched the truth at Han’s expense was to get them both on Starkiller Base (which, by the way, was out of Finn’s desire to save Rey from Kylo Ren). Rey chose to go with Finn and get BB-8 back to the Resistance. Han chose to confront Kylo out of Leia’s wish for her son to be brought home. The only reason Rey and Han were put in a position of danger was because of Kylo. Kylo kidnapped Rey and tried to torture information out of her (which would be used to murder his uncle, just by the way), and Kylo decided to murder Han himself (which, if you listen carefully to the Snoke & Kylo scenes, was never actually a direct order from the Supreme Leader). Finn didn’t get anyone killed or almost killed. These events were entirely the result of Kylo and his own shitty choices.

Fact: He has not been socialized to be around people.

Huh. He seems to connect with Rey and Han and Poe and Chewie just fine. 

Fact: He is not Force sensitive, Rey and Kylo Ren are.

Point me to the spot in the movie where the Great Force God descends from the sky and decrees, “Finn! Thou shalt not be revealed as Force-sensitive in this movie nor any other! Thy path lies not within becoming a Jedi, so therefore, as is my word, thy good friend Rey shall instead be betrothed to her darker half, Kylo Ren!” I must have taken a pee break during this scene. 

Fact: He is petulant, lazy and cowardly (he didn’t care about Poe’s mission, he didn’t want to explain anything and he ran and left Rey on her own.)

“I’m not Resistance. I’m not a hero. I’m a stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family I’ll never know, and raised to do one thing. But my first battle, I made a choice…”

“We came back for you!” 

Also, again, where are the receipts for this fanon interpretation of petulant, manchild Finn? I’ve been genuinely confused about this claim ever since I first saw TFA. Please show them to me. 

Yet he’s Rey’s dream man? OK

You mean the bravest, most caring man in all of TFA who is genuinely concerned for Rey’s wellbeing? You bet! 

anonymous asked:

I was on Youtube and there is this one video called "Top 10 Worse Couples in Anime" and it has Gochi as the thumbnail (didn't watch it since I didn't want to give views). Even worse, since I watch a lot of Dragon Ball videos, I see the link to said video everywhere. Can you write why Goku x Chichi is good to cheer me up?

I haven’t watched the video on youtube yet, but I saw brief post made about it on tumblr and other gochi fans were upset about too…. :(

And sure I can do that for you anon !  💕 ^_^ ((I’m planning on making a proper tag that way other gochi fans can look at it when they feel sad. Like maybe “Gochi analysis” or “Gochi posts” ? but for now you can look at the regular gochi tag in this blog. And see why other people like this couple and why they are not bad like other people think.  ))

List of Why Goku x Chichi is a good couple! :D

((If you’re a Gochi fan and want to express why you love the couple too please tag this blog! :D @57fandom59   💕  ))

1. When they first met they instantly became buddies/friends. They just connected.  This is funny to think about because they didn’t even have a rivalry like Goku’s other friends xD The most that ever happened between goku and chichi is that she got mad for 1 second cause of the pat pat he did. 

But then you see her quickly giggle it off and instead forms a little girly crush on him. But overall, NO rivalry between them. They got along very well. xD

((Also note how on this one episode Goku offers Chichi an apple (goku only offers you his food when he really likes you as a person)  and he spends some time to hang out with her. He feels so relaxed next to her that he even falls asleep. xD ))

2. WHAT EVER CHICHI WANTS HIM TO DO HE DOES IT. Like gaaaaahhh that is so cute!!! >< You see him tell her this as a kid 

*boom they get married years later (even though he forgot his promise. BTW I wouldn’t blame him for forgetting cause it’s been years and plus goku had so much stuff happen in his life it is easy to forget. PLUS Chichi looks kind of different from when she was a kid. but regardless of him forgetting he still married her because he remembered the promise he made and that he wants to make her happy. )) 

((Also notices how when they do get married, you can see it in his face that he is happy for his decision! xD He is such a goofball I swear/// )) 

THEN as an adult he still does what makes her happy;;;; Like JC this boy is too cute to this girl.

For example, in the future Chichi tells him to get his driver’s licences. 

So he does. THEN chichi tells him to get a job. He does it. And is a provider for his family now. (he has 2 jobs actually, farmer + Security guard ). 

And when she tells him to get the groceries he gets them for her. xD


3. GOCHI HAS LOTS OF THINGS IN COMMON : Both martial artists, both can ride nimbus, both have black hair and black/brown eyes etc. 

4. They’re height difference! :’D  I know this is not a big deal but to me it’s cute because the boy was so much shorter than her

((few years later. Goku is getting there but is still shorter than chichi haha xD ))

((few more years later Goku is finally taller than her! ! xD ))

Then BAM he just gets so much taller than her that I just asdfasdfasdfasdf *explodes* 

He gets so much taller in fact that the poor momma has to go on her tippy toes just to kiss him! xD LIKE that is so friekn cute I swear

5. THEY BOTH CONSISTENTLY THINK ABOUT EACH OTHER 

6. They’re ability to compromise and work out their differences! Like for example Goku wants to constantly train but chichi wants him to work.  LINK So they talked it out with each other and now the agreement between them is that Goku gets to go train as long as he puts some hours of work.

7. Chichi is the only character you see where Goku blushes around her or gets those cute anime beauty bubbles when he looks at her! xD LINK

7. Goku LOVES the fact that his wife can kick his butt!/her strong willed personality >:D 

9. And finally they have so much love and care the have for each other :’D They’re strong nakama bond! <333 LINK

((this actually turned out to be a long post…..lol whoops)) I hope you enjoyed this post anon! and that I made you feel better ^o^ 

Reblog if you're a hockey fan, and you would watch an NHL game on television that didn't involve your team.

A friend of mine says hockey doesn’t work well nationally because the NHL bases success on how well it does in regional markets. He says there are no “national teams” with “national fan bases”, so if Florida or Arizona goes under, then no one outside of their respective markets will care…yet

Eventually, he argues, larger market and formerly “national” teams like Boston, Montreal, or Toronto, will have to care and bear more of the load of keeping struggling teams afloat. From what people wrote in their tags, they would watch out-of-market games, but the number of reblogs isn’t as high as I thought they would be.

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anyways we were watching deadpool and i was like telling them some of wades history in comics bc they were like “yeah dude he’s immortal and shit but I don’t know exactly why/how he can be killed” etc, and they kept saying i was making shit up because there was no way i knew that much about comics, so i spoiled them the end of logan + the most relevant details as they havent seen it yet. this is what being a comic fan is about lads.

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My heart shatters every time I watch the scene where Padmé tells Anakin that she loves him and he screams ,“LIAR!”. It shows how truly twisted and dark he was at that point, how much Palpatine had gotten into his head. This was his wife of three years, the woman who was pregnant with his children, the girl who he thought about everyday since he was 10 years old, the person who haunted his nightmares with her death, the soul reason he wanted Palpatine’s help to begin with. And she’s standing there on Mustafar, after he just slaughtered all of the separatist senators, saying that they can run away from all of this and raise a family - for both of them to leave their old lives behind and start a brand new one. She’s watching the love of her life, the father of her children, lose his mind, and as she says, “I love you!” He screams, “Liar!”. And that’s one of the last things she’ll ever hear from him. Yet still, after everything, her last words are saying that there’s still good in Anakin.

  • Betty: What do you wanna do for your birthday Jug?
  • Jughead: Something really small plz. I wanna pretend it's not even my birthday.
  • Betty: k.
  • Betty: *To Archie* SO WHAT WE GONNA DO IS THROW A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BASH WITH LOTS OF STREAMERS AND A GIANT CAKE AND HAVE IT THEMED BLUE AND GOLD & WE ALL WEAR SOMETHING THAT CAN SYMBOLIZE JUGHEAD JONES III
  • Jughead: oH nO

“Put a light up for Paris and the lives cut short there. Please, if you have a lighter, put it up. This world is full of darkness, but if we are a light to ourselves, we can be lights to others, and we can make this dark world very bright. Keep those lights shining for yourself and everyone around you. This loneliness won’t be the death of me, and I swear it won’t be the death of you.”

Joel Quartuccio of Being As An Ocean

So I have a new son, his name is Victor mcbird loving dork 

is anyone surprised?

insecureghosts  asked:

my teacher watched me read the fault in our stars once way back in my freshman year. she sat in front of me waiting until i got to the end. she kept asking did it happen yet. are you there yet. I didn't know what was going to happen but that was the first time i went to the bathroom and never came back

oh my

Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute