if you didn't think they were girlfriends

The Signs as Phases They Went Through in Middle School
  • Aries: Misanthropic goth kid. "Life is meaningless, we all die some day anyway". Collected miscellaneous animal bones. Probably once tried to buy a human skull off the deep web.
  • Taurus: Was really into Pokemon. Tried to "troll" other students they didn't like on social media but was never taken seriously. Had a lot of self image issues. Probably writes their own slam poetry.
  • Gemini: Viewed themself as the most intelligent person in the world, smarter than any adult. Viewed everyone else as stupid and inferior to them. Probably spent a majority of their childhood on the computer.
  • Cancer: Was one of those middle schoolers that was far too loud in movie theatres or the library. Always said that they "had no friends" even though they were popular. Went through significant others faster than most go through underwear.
  • Leo: That one kid that drew nothing but animals. Warriors fan. Owned "how to draw anime" books. Talked a lot about how in love they were even though they were 13. Used cutesy :3 smilies and *roleplay actions* in casual texts for some reason.
  • Virgo: Constantly full of sarcasm and snark towards authority and peers alike. Wore brand name clothes and shunned people who didn't. Came out in the 6th grade and forever cemented themself as the Gay Friend.
  • Libra: Incredibly obnoxious. Really into "XD LOLZ RANDOM!" humor. Owned more stuffed animals than friends.
  • Scorpio: Caused drama for the sake of causing drama. Had scene hair. Was typically pegged as most likely to have vandalized or broken something even though more often than not it wasn't them. Not as edgy as they liked to think they were.
  • Sagittarius: Young Republican. Repeated borderline racist rhetoric they read on the internet as an excuse to be a jerk. "Do you even lift?". Wondered why they don't have a girlfriend even though they were a jackass to everyone they met. Introvert with one close extrovert friend that made friends for them.
  • Capricorn: Self identified Juggalo, facepaint and all. Really passionate about music and willing to cuss someone out for insulting their favorite bands. Occasionally volatile and didn't understand that consequences applied to them.
  • Aquarius: Glorified violence. Told offensive jokes for the sake of offending people, then gets upset when they don't "get the joke". Had a permanent "why me" complex about everything.
  • Pisces: Operated under the belief that millennials always know better than adults. Brought home every animal they found. Had a lot of big ideas but could never quite accomplish them.
My Mother is Amazing
  • -I just showed her Moana tonight. After the movie: -
  • Mom: I like that Disney's been doing strong female leads with Brave and Moana.
  • Me: Anna and Elsa were a strong female leads. Elsa didn't even have a love interest.
  • Mom: Well, we all know Elsa is a lesbian.
  • Me: (laughing) What made you come to that conclusion?
  • Mom: The evidence is all there. She doesn't seem very attracted to men.
  • Me: I mean, yeah. But she has maybe three interactions with guys in the entire film.
  • Mom: She just doesn't seem that attracted to them. . .
  • -a beat passes-
  • Mom: Maybe all this shipping you're doing has gotten to my head.
  • Ghira: Honey. Yang. We're back. *Ghira called out as he and Blake entered the Belladonna home.*
  • Blake: We brought you some dessert from the sto-Yang! *Blake started to call out as she and father entered the living only to find her girlfriend laying on the couch with a bandage around her head as Kali gently placed an Ice pack on her head. It didn't take Blake look to rush over to her love's side to see if she was okay.* Yang? Yang, Sweetie? Are you okay?
  • Kali: Calm down, Blake. Yang is fine. She just has a little bump on her head is all. The doctor said all she needs is some rest. *Kali told her daughter as she comforted her.*
  • Ghira: I don't understand. What happened while we were at the meeting?
  • Kali: Well... *Kali began, thinking back to earlier.*
  • ~Flashback~
  • Yang: Excuse me, Mrs B? Sorry to bother you but the spire bathroom is out of towel. Can I grab one from your? *Yang called out while she knocked on door to Blake's parents bathroom door, waiting a moment listening for Kali to reply as music played from the other side of the door.* Mrs B? *Yang asked again knocking slightly louder.*
  • Kali: Huh? Yes? Is that you Yang? *Kali questioned through the door, the music's volume lowering.*
  • Yang: Yeah It's me. Sorry about this but can I barrow a towel? The other bathroom doesn't have any.
  • Kali: Oh of course dear. You can come on in and get them, I'm wearing a robe. There in the closet to the left.
  • Yang: Okay cool. *Yang smiled, opening the door slightly to pock her head to to find Kali was indeed wearing a robe as she sat on the edge of the bath before enter, Keeping her eyes casted downward.* Pardon my interruption.
  • Kali: Oh there's no need to apologize, Yang. I was just finish up her myself. *Kali smiled as she pointed to the closet.* Anyway, the towels are on the left. Help yourself.
  • Yang: Thanks Mrs B. *Yang said quickly moving to the closet and opening it, spotting the towels right away and grabbing two.* Sorry again for walkinnNOHMYGOD! *Yang suddenly yelled with an enormous blush growing on her face as she turned to Kali. For before the young huntress sat her girlfriend's mother with her right leg straight up in the air as she groomed herself like a cat.
  • Kali: Hmm? Is something wrong Yang? *Kali asked when she noticed Yang's red face wide eyes.*
  • Yang: *It was at those words Yang quickly covered her eyes, trying not to peek throght the cracks of her fingers as she yammered.* I!UH! DUH! UMM! S-SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE! UUH My GOD!
  • Kali: Hehe, Oh Yang. Calm down. I'm only grooming myself. I'm sure you see Blake do it all the time. Maybe even let her do some grooming on you. *Kali laughed with a teasing smirk, waving her hand.*
  • Yang: Well Yeah but! Wait I mean, No! I, Ugh! It's different with Blake! Plus, She does do that with me! *Yang rambles on, feeling the wall with one hand to leave while covering her eyes with the other.*
  • Kali: Really? Huh? I would have thought Blake would have tried it with you by now? *Kali Thought out loud before a devious smirk formed on her face and spoke seductively to Yang.* In that case, Why don't you come over here and I can show you how it's done? *She purred as she thought.* Let's see how loyal she is to my baby girl.
  • Yang: *Meanwhile, Yang's jaw dropped in shock before she quickly shouted while rushing to the door.* SORRYBUTONLYBLAKECANSHOULDANDWILLUSESHERTONGUEONMETHANKSFORTHETOWELSBYYYYYAAAH! *It was towards the end of her sentence, Yang unfortunately slipped on the damped floor and fell on the back of her head. Hard.*
  • Kali: OH MY GOD! YANG! ARE YOU OKAY!? *Kali panicked quickly rushing over to fallen huntress.*
  • ~Present~
  • Kali: ... She slipped in our bathroom while getting towels from the closet. The floor was a bit wet since I just took a bath. *Kali explained, leaving out the details.*
  • Blake: Oh no. I knew I forgot something when we left. *Blake said, gentle stroking Yang's hair.* Yang, sweetie. Can you hear me?
  • Ghira: Don't worry Blake. I'm sure Yang well be fine. *Ghira assured her daughter to comfort her, placing his hand on her shoulder when Yang stirred.* Ah, She is waking up.
  • Blake: Yang? How are you feeling? Yang? *Blake asked worryingly.*
  • Yang: Mmmrr, no Mrs B. Only Blake can groom me... *Yang quietly mumbled, still not fully conscious causing both Ghira and Blake to turn their questions stares to the somewhat nervous Kali.*
  • Blake: Mom? She is she mumbling about? *Blake questions while narrowing her eyes.*
  • Kali: I-I have no idea.
  • Ghira: Kali. Tell me you didn't tease the poor girl.
  • Kali: ...
  • Ghira: Kali.
  • Kali: It was an accident.
  • Blake: Oh my god! Mom!
  • Kali: Well on the bright side you know Yang is very loyal to you. Soooo it's not all bad.
  • Ghira: *Ghira could only sigh with his daughter as they both crossed their arms and pinched the bridge of their noses.* This is Ilia all over again.
  • Blake: Tell me about it.
  • Yang: I demand a Blakey bath when the room stops spinning.* Yang randomly said holding up her metal hand.*

anonymous asked:

Lili and Mads were live again! I think someone asked "are you dating Cole?" and then Lili passed the question to Mads, who said, "No, I'm the opposite of dating Cole. He's like my brother." Then Lili didn't say anything. If the asker didn't specify who the question was for, why did Lili refuse to answer for herself? 😏

Girlfriend had great dodging and deflecting powers. Contrary to what people think, Sprousehart enjoys trolling people about their relationship. They find it amusing that people are so curious. 🙄

anonymous asked:

I support Zutara but truthfully I feel bad about how Mai is strongly disliked. Don't get me wrong, I don't think she's a good match for Zuko at all, and I think it is in-character for her to be emotionally abusive, but I think fans are annoyed w/ how this was justified w/ the b3 finale when they got back together. They should have just made a mutual decision to stay broken up. In b2, she was a better antagonist since the narrative didn't make light of her actions. By the end of B3 and in the

comics, she gets reduced to the crappy girlfriend and I think she was denied her full potential as a character. What I don’t think most fans realize is that both Katara and Mai go from strong female characters to people whose actions and feelings solely revolve around their boyfriends. They literally become the weak-minded girlfriends for the protagonist and deuteragonist of the show and it’s a real shame.

Mai: Just take the bear.

I agree with you. I thought Mai had a certain coolness in Book 2. Her reactions were funny and her dryness was entertaining. She didn’t give a damn and that made her an interesting character, in an amoral way. She could have been a better character than Zuko’s prissy girlfriend.

She liked Zuko, but the story seemed very clear that she was not really the soppy sentimental type who’s going to fall into jelly for a guy. She was portrayed as typical teen who wants to see a guy she thought was hot. She has a mischievous smirk even when they’re gonna capture him. They seemed like they were just distant acquaintances, and not really close friends ever. 

I was not at all surprised when she went up to Zuko to kiss him and he was not really feeling her. She’s way too sarcastic and cold. She’s not a good girlfriend, but at least she still had the same personality that she did before. She isn’t sappy just by being around a guy she likes. They didn’t change her character to make her more “suitable” for Zuko, like they did later. She is still sarcastic and dry and smirking mischievously.

This quality was totally lost later. Her personality became extremely different. She was this embarrassingly sappy girl who only cares about her boyfriend. She wasn’t cool or sarcastic or badass anymore. She is this really prissy drama queen. I didn’t like how she was written as this emotionally repressed girl who can’t express herself, either. In Book 2 she didn’t seem repressed. She expressed herself just fine. 

She was just sarcastic and dry. That isn’t a bad thing in itself. They could have done more with her to where she wouldn’t be so hated. But being Zuko’s girlfriend ruined her. I agree she never fulfilled her potential. Like Katara, she started off as strong, but she was reduced to a shitty girlfriend in the end.

BTS Reaction: They watch you dance for the first time

Jung Hoseok: When you decided to show him your freestyle dancing, he was shocked. As you spin around on your head and jump forward landing your move, he was speechless. He would wonder if he was still the best dancer in your guys group of friends but he would push that thought aside and dance with you.

Jeon Jungkook: Him being the Golden Maknae, he thought he was the best. That was until he watched your dance to one of BTS’ hardest dances, Danger. As you danced, he wouldn’t be able to process everything that was happening. He didn’t know you paid any attention to their dance practice let alone learn the dance. He would be happy after the shock.

Kim Seokjin: He thought when you told him you were going to show him your dancing, you would be a little bit better than him. Once you started dancing to Blood Sweat and Tears, his jaw would drop and hit the floor. You were, to him, the best dancer. The way you knew all the moves and perfected everything made him proud to have you as his girlfriend.

Park Jimin: He was the one who showed you the dances moves to Dope but he didn’t think you would learn them. When he walked in on you dancing, he was anxious when you kicked the air. He didn’t want you to break anything but you didn’t. When you were done with Dope and moved onto War of Hormone he didn't know what to say but he joined. Both of you in sync and having fun. 

Min Yoongi: He wasn’t the best dance so when you wanted to show him your dancing he was excited. What he didn’t expect was Fire to come on. He would sit there in awe as you perfectly performed. He would watch closely to make sure you didn’t miss a step and you didn’t. When the song got over, he would clap because he was happy that you knew the dance to one of BTS songs.

Kim Taehyung: When you turned on We Are Bulletproof Pt. 2, he just watched you dance. When it came to J-Hopes, Jimins, and Jungkook solo parts, he watched in awe as you done every one of them. He didn’t say a word when it ended. He just sat there with his mouth open and stared at you. After 5 minutes he would finally say something like ‘Wow’ or just smile his boxy smile.

Kim Namjoon: He thought you were the female Jungkook Jimin or J-hope when you decided to dance to Not Today. He couldn’t look away when you stared to dance. He was surprised when he saw you could dance better than him. He didn’t see you as a dancer but you proved him wrong. Once the song was over, he would ask you to teach him how to dance better.


Another reaction! I just thought of it and decided to write it before I forgot. I hope everyone of you like it. I also would like to ask a question. I want to have a name for you guys. Like a fandom name. Please send me your ideas. I would love to hear them. ~Kisses<3~

Eight And Ella
  • Eight: Heya, Ella. How are you doing?
  • Ella: Nope. Don't think about it.
  • Eight: What? I didn't-
  • Ella: You were going to. She's mine for today. Sorry.
  • Eight: I don't even know what you're-
  • Ella: JUST BECAUSE MARINA IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HAVE HER EVERY DAY.
  • Eight: Oh... but-
  • Ella: Nope. Shut up. Today she is mine.
  • Eight: Fiiiiine.

anonymous asked:

Not sure if your ask box is open but.. How would Jungkook react if you asked to borrow hobi's hoodie because you were cold instead of his because you knew he didn't like to share clothes? Assuming that you and jungkook are dating?

Jungkook would be a bit confused at first as to why you would borrow Hobi’s hoodie when you’re his girlfriend and you should be wearing his. 

Yah yah yah..“ he’d say, pulling at the hoodie before you could even get it on you."What do you think you’re doing?”

“Wearing oppa’s hoodie.” you shrug as you tug at it once more. “I’m cold—”

“Exactly. Why are you going to wear hyung’s hoodie?” he gives you an accusatory gaze. “When you can borrow mine? Aren’t I your boyfriend?I’m your oppa!” he emphasizes.

“But you hate sharing clothes." 

Jungkook pauses, thinking how what you just said is actually true. “Yeah, b-but—” You pull on Hobi’s sweater, giving him a victorious look. “There’s your answer.”

Jungkook’s eyes widens in disbelief as you were about to put the hoodie on. But before you could even get it over your head, strong arms hug you from behind, wrapping you in a warm embrace. You stumble forward a bit at the impact, eyes widening in confusion. “Yah. Kookie, what are you doing—”

"Compromising.” he says, a smile creeping to his face. “You’re cold right?” ;P

haha Jungkookie being smooth as always XD

-KayeAllen12

Exo K’s Reaction to their sister not liking his past girlfriends but is fine with you

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Suho:

*He would of course bring her some flowers so she wouldn’t be so hard on you. His sister smiled as soon as she saw you which made him laugh because she has never smiled at any of his past girlfriends. And when he sister tells you that you were the one for him he couldn't help but blush.*

Baekhyun:

*As soon as his sister arrives, he would start to get nervous and would start thinking of all the things she has said to his past girlfriends. But then when he sees that she’s being nice and is actually laughing with you he would relax a bit. As he hears his sister say that she likes you and that you are the only one for him, he looks at you and gives you the biggest smile ever and kisses your forehead.*

Chanyeol:

*Before he took you to meet his sister he told you that she doesn’t really have a good reputation with his past girlfriends. So when you two arrived at her house and she started to talk to you normally without being rude or giving you dirty looks, he was a bit confused. But then when she said she liked you and that you were the one for him, he was really shocked and looked at you with a surprised face but then couldn’t help but smile at the fact that she liked you. (your D.O.)*

Kyungsoo:

*As his sister started to talk to you, he expected her to start saying rude things and how she didn't think you were good for him but instead she was extremely nice and even said she liked you. So he looked at her with somewhat a confused face but then it turned into a grin. Then that grin turned into a bright smile as she says that she thinks you were the only one for him.*

Kai:

*He, as well, would warn you before hand that she has had problems with his past girlfriends and that she probably would be the same way with you. But to his surprise, his sister happily greets you and make conversation with you without being rude. This makes him get confused af but then laughs it off as he hears her say that she likes you and that she thinks your perfect for him.*

Sehun:

*When he sees that his sister was approaching you guys, he looked down and told you that no matter what she said to not get hurt by it since she has never liked any of his past girlfriends. But when he hears her talk nicely and  starts complementing you, he slowly brings his head back up confused. She has never liked any of his past girlfriends why did she like you? Many thoughts when through his head while she kept talking to you and when she finally said that she liked you, he couldn’t help but smile and feel happy that his sister liked his one true love.*


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Favourite fanfic sentence meme
  • "I didn't know we were in the business of deciding who gets rights and who doesn't,"
  • "How is having accidentally told your girlfriend that you've been in love with your best friend for years the least of your worries?"
  • ‘I want a divorce, and ______ really wants one too, she just don't know it yet. Can you help?’
  • “Could you stop trying to make me despise myself, because I already do, all right?”
  • “The I’m going to miss you part was all right. I think you went a little off the rails after that.”
  • "Are you saying my entire career is an example of what my cousin – when he’s being particularly irritating and reading political theory – would call unearned privilege?”
  • "I get the impression they’re perfectly happy to engage in dirty play as long as it doesn’t look like it ..."
  • Hasn’t it ever occurred to you that we wouldn’t work as friends if you were pining away for me half as hard as you’ve always thought you were?”
  • "Innocent or guilty isn’t ever a technicality. It’s the most important difference in the world.”
  • "Just pretend to agree with the person you’re talking with, regardless of what they have to say. They won’t be expecting you to have opinions, in any case."
  • "I want to meet this person who has apparently set your mind running in directions where it has never run before.”
  • "Truth is truth / To the end of reckoning"
  • “I think we just arrested an innocent man.”
  • "You ought to be both asleep and in a cell, preferably the padded kind.”
  • “You want me to go where and ask who about what? But why?”
  • "Eh, the body is over there. Mea culpa."
  • “If illusions are the only thing that keep us from jumping off of bridges, most of the time ... you do wonder what truth is actually worth.”
  • "I think more students are concerned with their funding and future prospects than aesthetics."
  • "Just ... be gentle. For however long the two of you are together. And afterward.”
  • "They never really get angry with me— usually they assume it's your fault and let me pass."
  • "I suspect that dutiful facade conceals a wicked sense of irony."
  • “Any chance you're close to making an arrest?”
  • “Well, you could have been more specific, it’s not like there’s a shortage of potential deal-breakers that run in the family.”
  • ‘We didn’t really mind them that much. They were miserly and morose, but otherwise not that bad, as relatives go.’
  • "I think I want something much bigger than what I can have. Maybe my children will have it, someday.”
  • “If we had a pact, it was for your sake. Never mine."
  • “I don’t think nice would suit you at all, not in the long run."
  • “Oh. I guess I never thought – I don’t think about you as protecting me.”
  • What I mean, I guess, is ... I know we haven’t got much more time together, and I don’t want to waste that time on ... things that don’t matter.
  • “I hate flow charts. They don’t leave any <i>scope for creativity.”</i>
  • “I love flow charts. They don’t leave any scope for <i>creativity.”</i>
  • “I don’t have any confidence in your judgment."
  • "You have the worst judgment of anyone I’ve ever met. Give me some credit: I wouldn’t follow you anywhere I wasn’t willing to go."
  • "Do you mind if I ask why your cousin wanted to kill you?”
  • "I don’t want to be stuck in a flat full of potatoes that remind me of you, because ... potatoes don’t go at all well with heartache."
  • "Apples can be romantic under certain circumstances. Potatoes just aren’t.”

anonymous asked:

I'm the last anon: I didn't think what you said in reply to my ask was rude. I read so many wonderful fanfics (yours is at the top of my list, btw), that I get easily confused as to who wrote what. Haha. For some reason I thought you were the one who wrote about that...but really any imagine with Niall's girl riding his face, would be awesome. You do write Niall very well. 😘

Could you write something about Niall wanting to his girlfriend to be a little “louder"during sex? Like,I don’t know how to ask you this without sounding like an idiot hahahah but maybe his girlfriend is a little bit shy,and since you said that he’s the one to be the loudest when receiving a blowjob…. I think he would ask her if he’s doing something wrongs and then say that he needs to hear her…

Joined these two together.  Enjoy your Niall smut.

You were three chapters into a really good book.  Your legs stretched out over your boyfriend’s lap while he rubbed your feet and kept his eyes trained on a football game he’d turned on a couple hours ago.  

He set your foot down once he was done massaging it, his hand resting on your bare ankle.  He let out a deep sigh.  

You cast him a quick glance over your book.  Seeing that he wasn’t looking at you, you went back to reading.

Until you heard another deep sigh.  This time when you glanced at him over your book you caught him quickly turn his eyes back to the TV.  Now that you got the picture you folded your book closed and set it on your chest,

“Something wrong, Babe?”

He looked over at you, his eyebrows raised in innocence,

“Who me?  No, nothin’.  Just watchin’ the game.”

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I have to stop her! (Lucaya fanfic)
  • Riley: Lucas... I did something
  • Lucas: What happened?
  • Riley: Well, you know how we are always fighting because I say you don't care about my feelings but you care about Maya's...?
  • Lucas: Riley, what did you do?
  • Riley: I told Maya we made love... and she-
  • Lucas: What were you thinking Riley? Why would you lie to her like that?
  • Riley: I just wanted to see her reaction. I didn't think she would take it like she did, now she's determined to loose her virginity to Josh tonight and she's on her way to his dorm.
  • Lucas: what? No!... How could you Riley?
  • Riley: I'm sorry, I just wanted her to think we were inlove, that you loved me-
  • Lucas: So you had to hurt her? This is not the Riley I fell inlove with. And I, I have to go... I have to stop her-
  • Riley: I knew you would do something like this... you are always running to her.
  • Lucas: what did you expect? She's about to make a big mistake that will change her life forever! I can't live with myself knowing she slept with Josh just because she thinks I slept with you!
  • Riley: And how do you know is a mistake? She loves him!
  • Lucas: Riley, if that was true, she wouldn't be heading there right now, she would wait for the right moment and the right time... She's just being a hot head!
  • Riley: what if you are too late and she's already done it?
  • Lucas: then, You'll have to live with knowing you did this to her and we are done.
  • Riley: are you breaking off with me just because Maya is sleeping with Josh?
  • Lucas: No, I'm breaking this off because I'm not who you want me to be, and you are not who I thought you were. This isn't working out and we both know it Riley. You wouldn't had to lie to your best friend if we did.
  • Riley: You still love her don't you?
  • Lucas: I don't know Riley... I have to go... we'll talk later.
  • Riley: maybe I won't be here when you come back...
  • Lucas: Do what ever you want Riles.
  • Outside Josh's dorm room.
  • Lucas parks and comes running, asking around for Josh's room. Some guy leads him to the room and he knocks on his door. No one opens, he can hear soft music in the background, so he opens the door and comes in...
  • Maya: surprise!... oh is just you...
  • Lucas: what are you doing?
  • Maya: I'm surprising Josh obviously... what are you doing here?
  • Lucas: I'm taking you home. Get dressed and lets go before Josh sees you in that (points to Maya wearing a very provocative mini skirt and a bra).
  • Maya: No way. I came over here with a mission and I'm not going away until I succeed.
  • Lucas: Maya, you are not gonna have sex with Josh!
  • Maya: how do you know? And why are you still here?
  • Lucas: You are not ready Maya! I won't let you do this and I'm not leaving without you!
  • Maya: first of all How would you know I haven't had sex before? Maybe I've done it a ton of times already.
  • Lucas: You haven't. Come on lets go.
  • Maya: No. I won't be the last virgin in the group.
  • Lucas: trust me. You aren't... I'm a virgin too. And I plan to stay that way until I'm with the right person.
  • Maya: I know you are lying. Because Riley already told me-
  • Lucas: she lied to you! I haven't done anything with her!
  • Maya: that... I can't believe. You see, you've been together for too long now, it's just impossible. Besides Riley wouldn't lie to me, specially about something like this.
  • Lucas: I don't know how I can make you believe me, but Riley and I just broke up.
  • Maya: You didn't! How could you sleep with Riley and then dump her?
  • Lucas: I didn't sleep with her! And neither are you sleeping with Josh. Get dressed or I'm gonna dragg you down the hall in your underwear.
  • Maya: No!
  • Lucas: I warned you!
  • Lucas grabs maya like a sack of potatoes, over his shoulder with Maya kicking and calling his name. They are just about to leave Josh's room.
  • Maya: Lucas get me down! Wait! I'll get dressed! Let me get dressed!
  • Lucas moved to the bed to put Maya down, he sat on the bed and leaned over as she slowly slides of his shoulders. She is on her knees on the bed reaching for her bag and clothes, and Lucas can't help to stare at her while his pants start to feel a little tight.
  • Maya: what?
  • Lucas: mhm... nothing... you look so... never mind... just put your clothes on before Josh gets here...
  • Josh: what's going on here? Maya? Cowboy? Were you having sex in my bed?
  • Lucas: what?
  • Maya: No... I mean I was-
  • Josh: it sure looks like you did!
  • Lucas: is not like-
  • Josh: Does Riley knows you are here? Oh my God! You are cheating on my niece!
  • Maya: Josh, is no-
  • Josh: You are cheating on me? With your best friend's boyfriend! I knew you were lying when you said you were a virgin, not ready my ass!
  • Maya: what?
  • Lucas: Hey! Calm down!
  • Josh: You are a slut Maya, and you-
  • Lucas didn't let him finish, he punched Josh so hard that he fell unconscious on the carpet. Maya had tears in her eyes as Lucas let her in his car.
  • Lucas: come on Maya, lets go home... he's a jerk.
  • Maya: How could he think like that, he didn't even let me explain... he... he
  • Lucas: he's an ass Maya. He doesn't know you at all. Besides, he walked in on his semi naked girlfriend and a very horny teenager on his bed... what else could he think?
  • Maya: but he's gonna tell Riley that you are cheating on her!
  • Lucas: I don't care Maya. I'm just happy you didn't sleep with him. Besides, We broke up. So she's not even gonna care.
  • Outside Maya's home.
  • Maya: Are you gonna act like this every time I'm about to have sex with a boy?
  • Lucas: After seeing you like that, I'm not letting any boy near you ever again.
  • Maya: Huckleberry, I'm not gonna be a virgin forever! I wanna have kids some day.
  • Lucas: Neither am I, and you can have mine. Until then, please keep your clothes on...
  • Maya: oh my gosh, did you just said you wanna have sex with me?
  • Lucas: of course I do! Did you see yourself in the mirror shortstack?
  • Maya: so you were looking at me... you are a perv. And you just broke up with Riley! I have to talk to her...
  • Lucas: I'm not a perv, I'm a teenager. And about Riles, well, you should wait a couple of days until she cools off.
  • Maya: why? You are the one who broke up with her! Why would she be mad at me?
  • Lucas: well, she kinda has this idea that I love you more than I love her, and that I care way too much about you, and we kinda broke up because of that...
  • Maya: why would she think that? did you tell her she's wrong?
  • Lucas: No, cus... She's not wrong. Good night shortstack!
  • Maya: what?
  • Lucas left Maya home wondering what did just happened. Did he just said he loves her? She couldn't help to smile a bit. She was grateful Lucas got to her on time, and that her thing with Josh was over before she made a mistake.
on the day james and lily decide to publicise their relationship
  • James: Lily for Merlin's sake, please relax. It's not as if we're walking down the aisle during our wedding.
  • James: Though if you want to rehearse for it, I wouldn't mind at all.
  • Lily: I can't, James! We're going to walk into the great hall together hand-in-hand in less than a minute! How can I calm down?
  • Lily: And shut up, we're not getting married.
  • James: Now what's wrong with the holding hands thing?
  • Lily: It's like me walking straight into Voldemort's open arms.
  • James: Merlin, that's just tragic.
  • James: Wait did you just compare me to Voldemort?
  • Lily: Exactly.
  • Lily: No, what I meant was the tragic part.
  • Lily: Obviously you're not as terrible as him.
  • Lily: But you're still terrible for making me do this.
  • James: I've waited for this day for the past six years and now that it has finally arrived, my crazy girlfriend is comparing me to a bald freak known as Old Red Eyes. this was not in the contract I signed, Lily.
  • James: And I never made you do this in the first place. You were the one who said we were ready to publicise our relationship.
  • Lily: You didn't sign a bloody contract in the first place, Potter!
  • Lily: And I'm not crazy!
  • James: Oh wait, yeah.
  • James: BUT SERIOUSLY WOULD YOU CALM DOWN?
  • Lily: No! Everyone's going to judge me!
  • James: And just why would they do that?
  • Lily: Because they'll think I've finally gone loopy.
  • James: Did you just—you know what forget it.
  • Lily: Wha—
  • James: For Merlin's sake I'm going to drag you there by your foot, Evans if that's the last thing I'll do.
  • Lily: NO POTTER— OH FUCK WAIT DON'T DRAG ME IN THERE. I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE UP MY HAIR YET. POTTER! YOU ABSOLUTE PRAT LET GO OF MY HAND!
  • Federalists: Hey!
  • Hamilton: Why were you talking to Aaron Burr?
  • Federalists: I don't know, I mean, he's so weird, he just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about Congress.
  • Hamilton: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Aaron Burr. We were best friends in King's College. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then after we graduate, I started going out with my first girlfriend, Eliza who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to New York, and Aaron was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Eliza, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my cabinet meeting, which was an all-boys congressional party, I was like, "Burr, I can't invite you, because I think you're a southern democratic-republican." I mean I couldn't have a southern democratic-republican at my party! There were gonna be federalist there in their *knee breeches*. I mean, right? He was a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICAN. So then his friend Jefferson called my friend Lafayette and started yelling at him, it was so dumb. And then I dropped out of college because I punched bursar, and when I saw him after the revolution, his political party had changed and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's in Congress.

anonymous asked:

did you see Khloe Kardashian confirmed on ET that harry and kendall are dating she just said she didn't know if they've made it official blah

i didn’t see the segment, but i saw the article people wrote about it, yeah.

“They were hanging out together. Do I think they’re dating? Yes. I don’t know if they’re like boyfriend-girlfriend. Nowadays, I don’t know, people are weird with stuff. So I don’t know their ‘title,’ Kardashian told Entertainment Tonight, using air quotes. “But I mean, they were in St. Barts together hanging out, so to me that’s dating. I would call that dating." 

"I don’t know if they’ve had that talk yet,” she said, indicating that she and boyfriend James Harden have had that chat. “Do people still have the talk? You need the talk … I don’t believe in assuming what you are. That’s ridiculous." 

you know what’s ridiculous? you trying to make me believe this relationship is legit

We all know this happened post episode (Major Crimes Hindsight - 2, contains spoilers)
  • Andy and Sharon at her condo, on the couch, snuggled up together, having takeaway for dinner since Rusty is out with Gus and they're too tired to cook something because of the toll the case is taking on them.
  • Andy : You know, It was not so surprising that Tao reacted the way he did today.
  • Sharon : Hmm ...
  • Andy : Mark had it coming. He was out to piss of everyone purposefully. Telling us we aren't going our investigation well .. Huh !
  • Sharon : Hmm ...
  • Andy : *starts getting a bit nervous and decides to change the topic* have you thought about what you're going to do with the job offer ?
  • Sharon : Not yet ..
  • Andy : Ok ... *really starts to wonder what's wrong* you know Rusty will be safe. We'll all keep a look out for him. He won't get into any issues.
  • Sharon : I know ..
  • Andy : Sharonnn... What happened ? You're not talking to me.. Did I do anything wrong ? It wasn't even me who lost their temper today!
  • Sharon : *tries to stop from giggling on seeing him pout* Nothing Andy, what makes you think so.
  • Andy : I'm talking on and on and you haven't said a word... Is it .. Is it something Mark said ?
  • Sharon : Maybe ..
  • Andy : Sharonnn look at me.
  • *Sharon looks up at him trying to keep a stern face*
  • Sharon : I was wondering ... About your juggling skills.
  • *Andy looks confused*
  • Sharon : You know having so many girlfriends, juggling them .. How did he put it ?? Aah! Yes .. Having your hands full ..
  • Andy : *pales out on realising what she's talking about* Sharon .. That .. That .. You know that me is gone right ? I'm not .. I'm not .. It's ...
  • Sharon : *starts laughing unable to hold it any longer* I know Andy. I know that was the old you. Won't say I wasn't pissed off the moment he mentioned it but I know you're not the same guy anymore.
  • Andy : *breathes out* You are really evil you know ? You had me pretty scared there. I really thought you were angry and maybe .. A bit jealous *winks*
  • Sharon : Jealous ? Who ? Me ? Andy the last thing I am is jealous. I don't need to be jealous of any of your old girlfriends, I'm much better *winks*
  • Andy : That you are.
  • Sharon : and ... You are here, now, with me. You are now mine so I don't think there's a reason to be jealous.
  • Andy : *Grins widely* yours huh ? I didn't know you'd bought copyrights over me.
  • Sharon : *slaps him on the arm* you know what I mean.
  • Andy : *making heart eyes* I do but Sharon .. Seriously. I'm not that guy anymore. That person doesn't exist. I'm here. With you. Yours.
  • Sharon : *Smiles* Now let's watch football. I need to take my mind of the case.
  • Andy : You know you can watch every match live, if you take that job! But if you need to take your mind of the case, I can think of something better or we could just watch the game.
  • Sharon : Better huh? Wonder what that would be.
  • Andy : Let me show you. *Leans down to kiss her*

anonymous asked:

Hi! So I've been with my fiancé for 6 years total and we are planning our wedding. I'm vegan and he is not but it has never really been a problem because we just make our own meals at home. I want a vegan wedding cake and he doesn't think that it will taste the same as a regular wedding cake and it has cause some tension. Any ideas? What if your significant other didn't want a vegan wedding cake?

Yikes I dunno. Well I do know but I don’t know if you’ll like the response haha. My girlfriends vegan so I don’t have to worry about this but if I by some chance was dating a non-vegan and we were getting married, yes the cake and food would be vegan or i’m not gonna be attending the wedding. You can absolutely get a cake that’s tastes delicious, even better than a non-vegan one. So why wouldn’t you? He should be thinking about you being able to eat your own wedding cake. I’m not sure why you’re vegan like if it’s for animals or health but if you’re thinking but it’s one night - Think of it this way, He can eat both versions comfortably, you know? Google vegan wedding cakes and your city/town/state whatever and you’ll find (hopefully) some cute bakeries, can go and taste some. If you can’t find any come back and let me know where you’re at and i’ll find you one because I know you can order them too. I can also link you to vegan wedding menu options if you need them.

Preference #5: Fan Rules
  • Calum: Being away from your boyfriend is as difficult as it is. Let alone have a million girls chase after him. You trust him but there's always going to be that voice in the back of your mind, reminding you that any second, you could lose the most important thing in your life: Calum. "Babe," Calum says for the hundredth time in the last ten minutes. "Talk to me, please," he pleads. You'd been giving him the silent treatment since this morning when you saw another picture of him giving his fans a kiss on the cheek. "What." You spit out. He throws his hands up in defeat and gets up off the couch, "I give up. I don't know what your problem is." You stand up too with a hand on your hip, "You wanna know what my problem is? My problem is this." You show him a picture collage of Calum kissing different fans' cheeks a fan tweeted you. "This, Calum, is my problem." He takes a moment to look at the picture. His jaw relaxes and he takes a seat back on the couch. He gently pulls you to his lap. "I'm sorry," he says, "I didn't know that bothered you. You never said anything." "What was I supposed to say, Calum? Don't kiss your fans? What if they do to you what the did to Ash? I really don't want to be that over protective girlfriend you get sick of. I thought of tell you but either way, someone isn't going to be happy, whether it's me, you, or your fans." "That's cute, babe," he smiles at you. You roll your eyes in frustration, "Calum, take me seriously!" When real names are being used, it usually meant it's a serious matter. "Y/N, I think it's really cute that it bothers you. It shows me you really love me." "Well duh," you laugh, "Let's compromise?" He nods, "How about if they can kiss me but that's it?" You smile, "I can deal with that." Calum places a soft kiss on your lips then cups your face with his hands. You stare into his big brown eyes, careful not to get too lost into them. "Next time something bothers you, I want you to tell me, okay? Don't ever feel like you can't. I'm always here for you," he promises before kissing you again.
  • Michael: You're at the hotel, packing up your bags, and getting ready to head for the road again. You ran out of space in your luggage so you asked Michael if you could put some of your things in his. You rearranged his suit case to make room and you come across a ziplock full of small strips of paper with phone numbers presumably from fans. "Michael," you call from the bed room, "get in here." He comes in and you hold up the ziplock, "What's this?" It bothers you that he'd keep a ziplock full of phone numbers. What would need those for? "Souvenirs," he answers. "Really? You collect phone numbers for souvenirs? What do you need phone numbers for, Michael?" "Babe," he walks towards you and takes the ziplock, "these are from my fans." "Michael. They're phone numbers. Phone numbers!" You rub your forehead in frustration and plop down on the bed. You're feeling all sorts of emotions: anger, confusion, hurt... Michael sits besides you and takes your hand. "You're right," he admits, "that was a pretty stupid thing for me to do." "I know how much you love your fans," you tell him, "and i think it's great they give you guys things to remember each one of them by. But phone numbers, Michael? You have a girlfriend for Christ's sake. What do you need those for?" He nods, "You're right, you're right. I don't need them. I just didn't know what to do with them. I'd feel bad if I were to throw them away." "Well don't throw them away. Give them away instead. Don't you have any single friends?" Michael flashes you a smile, "You're brilliant. I'll just send these home then. Sorry, babe."
  • Ashton: "Where's my boyfriend?" you ask yourself as you search through the herd of fans. 5 Seconds of Summer has really taken off and almost everywhere you and Ashton went, there'd be fans crowding the two of you. You and Ashton were on your way to the movies when a crowd of girls pulled him away from you. The crowd begin to disperse but you still couldn't find Ashton. You walk around some more then find him by the entrance chatting up some girl. A really pretty one of that, actually. "Ashton," you say. He looks over at you and smiles innocently. He hugs the girl goodbye and walks over to you, "Hey." "Hey?" you say exasperated, "I've been looking everywhere for you!" "Oh, yeah... I started talking to Justine. She's a pretty cool fan," he smiles. "I'm sure she is," you respond sarcastically. "What's wrong?" he asks, catching the red light. You shake your head, "Forget it. I'm not even in the mood to watch the movie. I'm going home. What about you?" He looks at you confused then takes out his car keys and you two walk back to the car. The car ride was awfully quiet. You never thought you'd ever get jealous of his fans. But seeing Ashton leave you alone to talk to a fan worried you. What could happen when he goes back on tour? You won't be around anymore to remind him he's off the market. He pulls up to the driveway and shuts off the engine. "Okay, spit it out," he orders. "What's to say?" He looks at you, unamused. "Seriously, Y/N. Cut the crap. What did I do?" "That Julia girl you were talking to." "Justine?" he asks. "Oh my god," you say under your breath. "You even remember her name." "What about her? Y/N, you're acting really weird. It's starting to scare me." "I'm just worried, Ash." "Worried about what?" You shrug, suddenly feeling silly and possessive. "Well I'm going back home in three days. And from the two weeks I've been here with you, I see how close you get with your fans and I just worries me. It sounds silly, I know." He shakes his head, letting some of his loose curls fall, and smiles. "Did I say something funny?" "No," he responds. "It's not silly. I understand. But I don't want you to worry. I love you and there doesn't go a day I don't think about you. Every day I miss you more and more and no one could compare to you. I'm sorry if I ever made you feel neglected or that I like my fans more than my own girlfriend. Me and guys just try and make it a point to bond with them as much as possible, you know? I'd never cheat on you." You smile and lean across to give Ashton a sweet kiss on the lips. "Besides," he says after you pull away, "My Y/N is a hundred times prettier than Julia." "Justine," you correct him. "Whatever," he laughs.
  • Luke: 5 Seconds of Summer is in the US, doing tours and radio shows. They're at an interview and they get into the topic of girlfriends. "Is it difficult?" the interviewers asks Luke, seeing he's the only one with a girlfriend, "Being in a long distance relationship, always away from home?" Luke nods and plays with his lip ring - something he always does when he's nervous. "Do you and Y/N ever get in arguments?" "Yeah," he responds, "Sometimes." Luke's a man of few words. "Like what?" He shrugs, "She goes to Uni so I'm very protective of her." "That's an understatement," Ashton chimes in. "He's super protective of her," Calum adds, "He's literally always phoning her and texting her and asking her questions." Luke smiles at the ground, slightly embarrassed. "What else?" the interviewer urges on. "Fans," Luke admits, "Sometimes Y/N feels intimidated." "Do you two have any rules?" "Yeah... we've each got things we can't do without the other present." "Unfortunately, Y/N's got more restrictions than Luke," Michael snickers, "Over protective bastard."
What if Natsu confessed to Lucy
  • Natsu: Lucy... I have something I need to tell you.
  • Lucy: What is it this time? Let me guess, you're out of money.
  • Natsu: It's not about money, it's about us.
  • Lucy: What about us?
  • Natsu: I... I... I like you.
  • Lucy: Wh... What do you mean you like me?! Wait! This has to be some kind of a joke, right?!
  • Natsu: No, Lucy, I'm serious!
  • Lucy: Stop it Natsu! It isn't funny anymore! I..
  • *Natsu grabs Lucy's hand*
  • Natsu: What about you?
  • Lucy: I... I... I like you too! OK?!
  • Natsu: L.. Lucy... Will you be my girlfriend?
  • Lucy: Natsu, this is so sudden... I don't know what to say... I... I...
  • Erza: *from behind the corner* Come on, answer him already!
  • Natsu: Erza?!
  • Lucy: Erza?! Were you listening to us?!
  • Gray: Really Erza?! Right when it was getting to the good part.
  • Happy: Natsu!!! How can you keep me in the dark about something so Important?!
  • Juvia: Juvia is so happy for Natsu-san and Lucy-san!
  • Mirajane: You two are so cute together.
  • Levy: Isn't it great, Lu-chan?
  • Gajeel: Hmph (thinking: Damn that Salamander, I won't be the only dragon slayer without a girlfriend).
  • Cana: So do we start celebrating or what?!
  • Lucy: Were you guys all eavesdropping on our conversation?! And I didn't say "yes" yet!!
  • Levy: "Yet"? Oh Lu-chan.
  • Lucy: This isn't what I meant!
  • Natsu: Damn you all guys.
  • *Natsu is about to leave*
  • Lucy: Natsu! Wait!
  • Natsu: Huh?!
  • Lucy: I... I... I accept!
  • Natsu: Really?
  • *Natsu runs to Lucy and hugs her*
  • Everyone: Hooray!