if you didn't laugh you have no soul

Things I love about the Signs
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> You're so passionate about things. You manage to get to me when you talk. You leave something in my head, you know. You inspire me, influence me in a good way. You're like the rising sun. Your face is a piece of art. You're such young souls, so full of life. You fight your battles and you win. There's something about you that attracts me so much. You speak to me like no one else does. You're so intelligent.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Your will is stronger than a thousand armies. You are so trustworthy, reliable and adorable. This little smile you give people you like when they walk by. You are honest. You can sense when I'm about to make a mistake and you try to keep me from doing it and when I do it anyway you say "I told you so" but you're still there for me. You're so pacient. You know how to enjoy life. You're both; a young soul and a wise person.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> If someone knows how to make things 100% better then it's you. You literally grab the dark clouds and push them away. You're the sunshine. You brighten every day. Your way of thinking is really inspiring and the way you see life is the way I wish I could see it. You never really get mad at me although I mess up so often. You just understand people as if you could see what's going on in their heads. You're a walking mess but you're such a beautiful combination of many messes at once.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> You're so strong. You pick yourself up when you're on the ground. You never bother people, never ever. It's so easy to talk to you, so nice to spend time with you. You're so kind and caring and loving. And you know how to treat people right. You know what someone deserves but you're willing to give them more than that without being naive. You yell at me when it's needed and this is something I can never thank you enough for. You kick someone's ass in order to make them get up again.<p/><b>Leo:</b> You sometimes have these moments when you randomly point out someone's good traits. You never forget to say something good about someone but you're also not afraid of saying something negative about someone. But you're never really mean and if you are, you apologize. You're honest. You know when someone needs to talk and you always manage to keep something private. If you promised something, you keep it. Sometimes life gets really tough for you but you just keep fighting and you never run out of power. Seriously, you're so powerful.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> You're a good friend. You may hold a grudge for long but that's okay. You realize something is wrong long before anyone else does. You encourage me to go for the things I dream of. You give me motivation when I'm not even willing to breathe. You're brutally honest and you can cure every wound that's been caused so far. You have healing powers. You know that words are powerful weapons and you use them wisely.<p/><b>Libra:</b> You see the good in all the bad. You find light in the dark, art in the things I threw away. You inspire me and you never stop. Your cheekbones are goals. You know the most beautiful places and you're a beautiful person. You always try to make me laugh and you never fail. You understand things I didn't even know that existed. You're a genius in your very own way.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I just cannot look away. You're so interesting and magnetic. You never reveal much of you but you always drop hints. You're passionate and strong willed and your roaring is louder than a lion's. Your heart is bigger than the ocean and please, don't see this as a weakness. It's your strength! You can literally move something. You have so much power, so much will. You find a way. Always. Your soul is dark but your stars burn bright.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> You stand for the things you believe in, even if you stand alone. You're not afraid to speak up and you won't lower your voice for anyone. You don't accept a "no" when you know you deserve a "yes". You don't depend on anyone. You're so colourful, creative. You are a beautiful creation of many mixed colours and you can paint with words.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> You're almost never wrong. You can literally predict the future. You give better advices than anyone else and you're never afraid to take the blame when you know you made a mistake. You stand for what you did or what you said. You're very honest and intelligent. You know more about people than you should and you share your life with all your loved ones.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> You combine the most beautiful melodies inside you. You're so full of life and kind of wise at an early age already. You don't care what others say, you do what you think is best for yourself. But you're not reckless. Your door is always open for those who want to come in and also for those who want to leave. You don't play games. You don't love with half your heart only. You're whole. And you love with all your heart.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> You seem so innocent but you're so strong and so powerful. You're the kind of person that people go to war for but you're also the kind of person to lead an entire army. You know that you're usually being underestimated and you play with that, you surprise. You have such a beautiful mind and your heart is gold. You fight hate with love and you win. You tell great stories and your presence is really calming and comforting.<p/><b></b> Lots of love to you all 💜<p/></p>

chinajousama  asked:

Oh boy, Nick. I lapsed greatly in my cataloging of "Things Nick Says That He Will Regret Later" (it's only up to mid 2016) but "#I'm not sure if he FAILED at something in the past and it still haunts him" - post/125962529489, "#Friendly Smiling versions of Kurogane" - post/128684760600, "tell me everything about Kurogane’s homeland immediately please okay thank you" - post/128740924834, *various kuro-past musings* - post/130231437564, post/130231942889, post/130232727589, post/130233327959/ etc.

Oh my goodness. The fact that you are keeping track of these at all is my favourite thing. 


Malcolm in the Middle sentence starters
  • "I am destined to be the most miserable person on earth."
  • "I want a sundae and then some pizza."
  • "So, what kind of socks are you wearing?"
  • "I will leave home forever! Or I'll never leave... whatever's worse."
  • "You don't have any friends."
  • "You spent $300 on sequins?"
  • "I want to wear my pajamas to school."
  • "I expect nothing and I'm still let down."
  • "I can smell colors."
  • "I have social skills, jackass."
  • "I'm just gonna go crawl under a rock now."
  • "People can't help what they like."
  • "In our house, 'feelings' is the F word."
  • "Are you trying to seduce me?"
  • "I'll get up when the world stops being a cruel joke."
  • "I know what you're gonna say and believe me, I totally agree."
  • "There was no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature."
  • "I was being sneaky and stuff."
  • "You're going down."
  • "Who's this dork?"
  • "You wanna go learn something about the real world?"
  • "Too bad. You're coming."
  • "I got the DVD player but we'll need to steal another $600 if you want the surround sound."
  • "Maybe we can figure out some sort of deal."
  • "Nothing exciting ever happens around here."
  • "I just wanted somebody to like me."
  • "She's cute, she's smart and she even lies to cops."
  • "I'm in ass heaven."
  • "I'm Mr. Cool."
  • "Why does everything end in a group suicide with you?"
  • "What happened to your face?"
  • "What happened to your pants?"
  • "Well maybe she wouldn't be a lesbian if you tucked in your shirt once in awhile."
  • "There was nothing they could do about it."
  • "I don't want to burn up any calories repeating myself."
  • "I just don't get why we're celebrating. It seems wrong."
  • "If he wants to marry a total stranger, that's his business."
  • "Have you really thought about what you're doing?"
  • "I'll spend the rest of my life being sweet to her."
  • "You will never connect normally with another human being."
  • "We photoshopped your head in."
  • "I have a need to show off."
  • "When they laugh, I'm sure they're always laughing at me."
  • "They're all jealous."
  • "I bet you feel like a jackass."
  • "This in no way justifies what you said before."
  • "It's ditch day."
  • "I'm surprised you didn't hear. Everyone was telling their friends... Oh."
  • "The professor of boozeology has some homework for you."
  • "What's he doing here?"
  • "I know I always say gossip rots your soul, but it doesn't count when it's this good."
  • "I'm so glad we don't have any secrets."
  • "I'm glad you told me."
  • "Feels good to come clean."
  • "I ended up at the supermarket, where I squeezed all the Wonderbread into balls, so the manager threw me out."
  • "Oh my God, I'm as unpopular as you?"
  • "You don't have to freak out, I know how to handle him."
  • "Thank you for inviting me."
  • "Are you trying to prove you can't go out in public?"
  • "This is your last chance."
  • "Don't try 911. They're not qualified."
  • "Maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly."
  • "You're a ruthlessly brutal thug."
  • "I have my moods."
  • "Look how it was my first impulse to criticize you, that just shows what a pompous asshole I am."
  • "I usually assume people are my enemy."
Lies you'll most likely hear the signs tell
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> i'm actually not mad at you for making me queue<p/><b>Taurus:</b> i don't really want to eat, i just ate a burrito<p/><b>Gemini:</b> i don't really like to travel that much<p/><b>Cancer:</b> i didn't even cry watching the lion king<p/><b>Leo:</b> there is no way i can get any hotter than this *whispers "yes there is" under their breath*<p/><b>Virgo:</b> of course i don't know any weird details about you *laughs nervously*<p/><b>Libra:</b> you guys...i'm so happy to be going on this adventure with you against my will<p/><b>Scorpios:</b> i actually don't think about sex that much<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> oh i LOVE doing nothing for weeks...it's...unbelievable<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> of course i go out!! stop stereotyping me!! let me finish my homework first<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> i'm actually so narcissistic you guys look i don't care about other people<p/><b>Pisces:</b> i have no soul... i am evil in the form of a person<p/></p>

Anna Torv according to Tumblr tags (insp.)

Full Confession: So, I just watched Frozen for the seventh time and finally realized that one of the main and probably most important theme of this movie is Fear. Elsa’s fear, Anna’s fear, even Hans’s fear. All characters have their own things to be afraid of, internal or external. Elsa fears what her power can do when she is near other people, she’s also afraid of many other things: loneliness, disappointment, powerlessness to change anything. Anna’s fears are similar, with her struggling against her fear of being lonely and being shut down again by her sister. She can’t handle the fear, and that’s why she always tries to be close to anybody, even the guy she met just few minutes ago. Anna is also fears for her sister. Not her powers, but her struggles. 

The theme of fear is also present in most songs, indicating its importance. Everybody is afraid of something, and it’s a really hard thing to overcome. Fear is like ice, and it’s indeed stronger than a hundred men. Only with love, to yourself and others, you can battle it. And that’s why this movie is so touching. 

After watching it so many times, I finally realized what it wanted to say to me. It helped me to overcome my own internal, deep-rooted fear i never suspected exists. Fear of success, of failure, or my own talents. Also, fear of alienating others and loneliness. This movie makes it so characters not only tell things to each other, but also directly address the viewer. 

Perhaps, this just may be the greatest thing I’ve even encountered in my life. Nothing brought me such a range of unknown to me emotions, nothing made me cry so hard. Even deaths of several for my relatives for the past few years didn’t affect me. But Frozen, it did the feat i thought impossible - it changed me. I already talked about it in my other thread, but this is a bit more personal. Frozen made me look at myself from entirely different perspective. It allowed me to think about who I am and find that fear inside of me. Now, I’m not afraid anymore. 

In my life, I encountered a lot of great and bad stuff, been through love and hate, a lifetime of events for many. But I always felt aimless, purposeless. 
And for the first time in these long 24 years, I feel free. I feel like Anna and Elsa showed me the true way to live a life. To be brave, to be stoic, to be able to love others as well as myself, among other things. While I’ve heard similar lessons before, they always meant nothing to me. You laugh them off and continue living like nothing happened. But Frozen was able to touch my soul directly and thaw that thick layer of invisible ice around my heart.

For the first time in forever, I see a clear path in front of me in life. And with Anna and Elsa beside me, I have nothing to fear anymore. 

I may sound too sentimental or crazy, but Frozen indeed means a lot to me. If I believed in God, I’d thought it’s a sign from above. Perhaps it is.