- What she says: I'm fine
- What she really means: Give us the dog or I'll kill her. Give us the her or we'll throw the dog off the bridge. What?! I'm bluffing but if he does, throw the dog off the bridge. Why did you attack us?! We didn't! How do you know who we are?! We don't! Where's the kitten?! What kitten?! Who's that woman?! You don't know her?! Do you?! Why did you burn my house down?! I burnt your house down?! Where's Lydia?! She's not here! Bring me the dog! Why do you want it?! Why did you take it?! We don't know! Why did you kill Patrick Spring?! We didn't! Did you?!
''Why are you whispering?'' ''Because there's a meman in the kiddie pool.'' ''A merman with exceptional hearing, I'll have you know.'' Shklance