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Sweetie to Ara: Umm… So basically what’s happening to you is called being ‘in heat’. It only happens to cats, though, or in your case, beings who share cat characteristics. I-it’s completely normal, buuut, umm…It’s, uh, kind of hard to explain exactly WHAT it is? Hhh this is so hard–

Ara: ??? (is such a confused child ppftT)

@yurarat I DREW IT BROOOO HHHHHH what has I doone? ;w;

I’m such an awkward child, so I’m proooobably not drawing this again anytime soon hhHHhhh–

ok wait important question

so everyone has those types of monsters that they like, design and appearance-wise, but what’s your favorite kind of personality for a monster? do you prefer for them to be mostly human-like with only some monstrous traits, do you prefer for them to be friendly, or do you prefer for them to be fully capable and willing to completely tear you apart? and we’re talking like, hypothetically in a situation where you wouldn’t literally die from that

*deep breath and then awkward stumble* hello, hi. I’ve been out of it lately but I really want to get back into the 1x1/mumu thing. We don’t actually have to actually write anything lengthy or whatnot at all tbh we could just send feels and headcanons and all that jazz? also tbh it’d be easier for me if we do it over skype/kik/telegram bc i am always mobile?? so come plot with me and i guarantee that I will spam you with feels and heacanons at random times of the day with no actual pressure of writing? gimme gimme please!!

Guys I’m so used to being queerbaited from shows I enjoy that I’m like

totally caught off guard that dirk gently isn’t queerbaiting me?

happy holidays \o/

this was apart of the @christmas-shou exchange for @lilpea !

Do you ever read a piece of writing advice so awful you’re not entirely sure if it’s satire or not.

If your character is an evil assassin, you might want to refer to his fingernails as daggers or stabbers.

Stabbers. Stabbers. Yep.

A jealous ex-girlfriend might have witch hooks or tentacles. Sugar- or flour-coated hands could be clues that a protagonist is a baker. Or a serial killer with a fetish.

Well this has taken an odd turn.

Use ‘hands’ too often, and the word will annoy readers. English offers a multitude of options.

Oh no.

Analyze what the hands are doing and assign a noun that suits them. In addition to the following, check the Movement section for verbs you could convert into nouns. For example, ‘boo-boo soothers’.

Get the fuck out of here.

prestidigitators

No.

shadow puppeteers

???

stranglers

WHY DOES IT KEEP COMING BACK TO MURDER

See also 300+ Words to Describe Human Skin.

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Haikyuu!! S02 || Bokuto & Kuroo
↳ “Oya oya?” “Oya oya oya?” : The Bokuro Bros™ for @anna-hiwatari

The rasp, the passion, the guitar, his nose bopping the microphone, his neck vein, his ring, his eyebrow dance, his smile, his dimple, his lips on the microphone, my cause of death :)