if you are not watching this drama

Their reaction to you bear hugging them

BTS’s reaction to you running and giving them a bear hug as soon as they walk through the front door. (Hyung line)


Namjoon: Appreciative. Namjoon has been spending late nights in the studios. With their comeback coming in months he was always busy. You’ve seen for at least 10 minutes this past week. You decided to stay up late and wait for him. You sat cuddled up with his pillow on the couch and watched re-runs of a k-drama. As soon as you began to doze off you heard the rattle of keys outside the door. You quickly shot up and ran to the door and waited excitedly for it to open. As soon as it opened you wrapped your arms around him and squeezed him as hard as you could. “Joonie I missed you so much” you said into his chest. “I missed you too, baby girl” he chuckled while lifting you into his arms. “I love you, I have the best girlfriend ever, let’s both get some rest” he placed a gentle kiss to your lips before going to your bedroom.


Jin: scared (this man gets scared so easily 😂). Jin went to see his family and has been gone for 5 days. You absolutely missed him so much. You missed him annoying you with his dad jokes and his wind shield laugh. It was around 4 p.m when you heard the door being unlocked. You dropped your cleaning supplies and ran and opened the door. You jumped into Jin’s arms and hugged him hard. He began to scream. You laughed into his neck and looked at him. “Am I really that scary?” He looked at you with his face flustered. “Y/n, you know you can’t scare me like that, I’ll have a heart attack! You laughed at his words and continued to hug him. "Ah, Jagi. I had to leave early to see you. Although you scared me to death, I’m happy to see you” you walked into your room and he began to speak about his trip and of course share with you his new dad jokes he learned.


Suga: Emotional. You felt horrible knowing Suga only got 2 hours of sleep before being called to have dance practice. You know how much he enjoyed his sleep. He’s been having trouble learning his routine. He was gone all day. You began to make his favorite foods so he can have a good cooked meal and then have a nice sleep. You turned the stove off and began to set the plates on the table. You were setting the foods on the table when you heard footsteps coming towards the door. You quickly placed the food on the table before running and opening the door. You rushed and hugged Suga tightly. “Hey, baby! I made your favorites because I know you might be hungry. After you eat until you can’t anymore you’re going straight to sleep okay-” you were cut off to your face being shoved into his chest as he hugged you back just as hard. “I don’t deserve someone as great as you”. You felt a drop fall on your head. You quickly looked up to see him crying. “Yoongi! What’s wrong?” He let out a shaky breath. “Today’s been hard and coming home to you made me forget about how stressed and tired I was. I love you so much” he placed his lips on yours and hugged you again. “I love you too, yoongi. I’m always here for you. Now let’s get some food in your system” you dragged him to the kitchen not aware of the gummy smile on his face.


Hoseok: excited. You were in your bedroom playing with your kittens while watching videos of your ‘hope’ as he liked to refer to himself as. Hoseok has been gone for 3 weeks due to their busy schedule. It is difficult at times but at the end of the day, you love and support his dreams. He’s the best boyfriend anyone can have. As you continue to watch more videos your heart begins to ache. You wish he was cuddling with you or just being his loud self. You put your phone down to charge and walked downstairs. You walked and grabbed a tub of ice cream and slumped over to the couch. Hopefully this frozen sweetness could make you somewhat better. Hours passed as you binged watch your favorite show. You set the now empty tub of ice cream down and began to fall asleep until you heard the rattle of keys. Your eyes shot open and you stared at the door. “Could it be?” You slowly got up and walked to the door. As you were going to unlock it, it opened revealing your favorite person. “Hobi!” You jumped into his arms squeezed him tightly. “Ah, Jagi. I’ve missed you so much. I’m so happy to have you in my arms again” he squeezed you just as hard and kissed your cheek. He ran to the couch and eagerly began to cuddle you.

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0:12 - I think this is the first interviewer to ask CS as question like this. This person actually read through CS’ AMAs and other interviews and came up with this question. And you just watch as CS starts to break out into a big smile before answering

The other thing, this question is something I don’t see RAS agreeing with at all, but it’s how CS talks about the show, that it’s a satire of teen dramas. So the fact that someone is bringing it up on set and it’s not CS just trying to make a scene is huge.

0:27 - I think that’s a really interesting point of view. That by doing these over the top caricatures, they are staying more true to the comics than if they were to tone it down a bit. Since Archie is such a long-lived property, the basic characteristics were made mainstream by the comics themselves. I wonder if that is how RAS planned it, or if this is just CS trying to make the best of a bad situation.

0:48 - By using the word “caricature” he is making it clear that that is the word he chooses to describe them, even though, he knows that’s not the word RAS wants being thrown around. So he brought it up and then kind of sidestepped it.

1:31 - In 90 seconds he has already mentioned making fun of the comics and characters at least five times. Something tells me this is his new coping mechanism for getting through the season. Maybe that’s why he’s so ooc in scenes with Rainheart. The more he can exaggerate, the less he actually has to think about the scene and what it means. He can focus more on how over the top can he go and less on acting like a reasonable, realistic human.

2:40 - At WonderCon, CS and Rainheart did an interview where the interviewer brought up that her favorite part of the show is how the kids play the parents and the parents “are whiny little children” and based on both their facial expressions and how they responded to the question, neither of them had thought of it like that before, so it’s kind of neat to see that almost a year later, CS is still carrying the knowledge he gained at WonderCon to inform how he looks at the show.

3:52 - It’s interesting that he says that, because, Fred has done many things that are morally gray, so the way CS sees morality is not about actions but about intent, at least when it comes to the show. Honestly, so far, I see no reason not to put Toni in that same category. It’s also really interesting to note, he doesn’t put Lizzy in that category. She does things for very selfish reasons and it’s nice to see that CS notices that and acknowledges that she doesn’t belong in the same grouping.

5:20 - There is more to this story. We think of CS as this same moral goodness, and either he’s making a joke, or, he’s serious and he thinks there is a time and a place where physical violence is acceptable. It’s hard to judge based on this interview, but it is important to note that he does have a gun license and does know how to shoot, and as much of a joke as it was when he told Leanne, he was in a gang, it wasn’t super serious, but 5th graders can be BRUTAL, especially 5th grade boys. I think most of this answer is kind of making light of this situation, but I think a shade of it is his honest opinion. I’m starting to get why KJ said “trust me, you do not want to mess with [CS]”

6:41 - CS is saying, and extremely directly at that, that later in the season, something is going to happen with Barchie. It’s nice to know that now EVERYONE but Rainheart has admitted the love triangle is going to remain prevalent throughout the series.

6:57 - It’s interesting, he’s implying that he thinks Jughead thinks Lizzy broke up with him to be with Archie, which is an interesting take, and one that doesn’t really seem canonically accurate. I wonder if he’s mixed up two episodes or if that’s genuinely how he played it.

6:59 - What do you explore “A lot, later” Are we finally going to find out why they started off so rocky last season? Cause, in essence, the break up scene was the second break up between Archie and Jughead. And the way CS puts it, seems like there are going to be some similarities as to how Jughead sees Lizzy and how Jughead sees Archie. Praying they are romantic. Jarchie would be so amazing.

7:30 - CS just did a CLASSIC interviewee technique: answer the question you wish they asked not the one they did. They asked about Lizzy and Lice and instead he answered what Jughead’s narrative arc is going to look like this season. He doesn’t want to talk about either Lizzy or Lice.

8:07 - We haven’t really discussed Jughead’s “own personal demons” yet this season, or, much at all, in fact. Cause he specifies dealing with Jug’s father, the south side, and lice, so these “demons” are different. Something relating to none of that. *please let it become an asexual storyline. please let it become an asexual storyline*

8:27 - But that’s a problem. Becuase they ARE in over their heads, very clearly, and I think it’s problematic that none of them are really zeroing in on this. I was saying earlier that both Jughead and Archie are spiraling, is CS implying that the core four just think the others can take care of themselves? Is that why Toni is able to find her place by Jughead’s side? Are they really that naive that they think they can handle these tribulations on their own? And why does CS agree that this is a good idea? Does he still not understand the concept that you can’t just go through life alone? That having a support system and asking for help is okay? I’m getting a very Jughead vibe from CS while he’s answering this question.

9:09 - “ AND THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING IF HE DIDN’T” This is CS admitting that having the kiss and the flirting was his idea. This is something he requested to be added into the script. RAS didn’t make this decision, Sarah didn’t make this decision, this was all CS.

9:38 - CS says two literally contradictory statements: “the kind of attention he’s only received from [Lizzy]” and “never really has that kind of attention, specifically.” Huh? Those are literally saying directly opposite points. Unless he’s talking about two different types of attention. Maybe the first one is sexual and romantic, and the second one is caring and really worrying about focusing on what Jughead wants, something Lizzy has never really done. Does CS see this too?

9:47 - Platonic and sexual are not opposing ideas. Platonic and romantic are opposites, but platonic and sexual are not. Friends with benefits is the definition of platonic and sexual. CS chooses his words very carefully, so this was deliberate. If it’s not sexual, it could still be romantic or platonic, and I think he’s leaving the door open for that by using this wording. I don’t think the Jopaz story is over.

13:52 - This is really important to remember. THEY ARE YOUNG TEENS, so of course reactions seem over the top, and of course they get back together so quickly. Because of how sexualized the show is, we tend to forget that these are teenagers who act…like teenagers. They say and do really stupid dumb shit without thinking because they are impulsive, and they apologize for that really stupid dumb shit when they learn from it. Actually, I think I’ve given these kids too much credit. Lizzy’s reaction to The Black Hood and seeing it as a game makes total sense. She is a teen in a small town with nothing better to do. It’s psychopathic, but it’s also a very teen reaction. I think they should have a reminder every episode that these are teens. I think we all forget that a lot.

anonymous asked:

i think ppl say they're disposable because wish!hook/alice don't mean much to the main family/drama. and yeah once everyone is awake..i really doubt wish!hook and alice are gonna hop on over to storybrooke, somewhere they've never been or care about like the audience clearly does. people want to see the real killian,emma,snow and charming reunite with their family. alice&hook are prob gonna make their own lives back in EF2, which i'm all for btw.

No, people say they’re disposable because they aren’t interested in their storylines and assume that everyone agrees with them even when they clearly do not. And like… unless you aren’t watching S7, Wish!Hook and Alice DEFINITELY contribute to the family drama. I mean, hell, that’s the drama that I am most invested in this season.

I do not want them to go to Storybrooke, though. Because I think one Hook is enough for one town. It’d be weird to have them both in the same place. I hope to see Wish!Hook and Alice get a ship and sail away somewhere together. OF COURSE with whoever Alice’s love interest ends up being.

The thing is, I don’t like the phrasing of “people want to see” or “people say” because I am also people, and I want to see KnightRook just as much as I would love seeing CS and the Charmings. I want this storyline. It’s not a consolation prize to me, I am genuinely invested.

anonymous asked:

For all the daddysssss, how do they react about their s/o being in theatre drama like whenever the dads watch their performance theres a kissing scene/////// 😂😂 I hope you have a great day !!

I can’t see any of the dads having a problem with this? I feel they’re all too old for this sort of jealousy, they’re all grown men, I’m sure they understand concept of a stage kiss. 

That said, all they really want is to support Dadsona’s performances, bring flowers to every show and buy the playbills. They also make him sign it every time, “If you go to Broadway I’m showing all of these off!” Robert probably jokes that he’ll sell them and get rich. Definitely brag to everyone outside that their boyfriend is playing the lead role. 

I know you guys have watched at least one sitcom or drama where a prenup was used EITHER as a threat against a woman trap her in a marriage she didn’t want to be in through financial coercion, or as a threat against a woman whose shitty husband could divorce her in such a way that would leave her impoverished and vulnerable if she didn’t do whatever he wanted……. I’ve seen this plot a million fucking times! why is this a hard concept 

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“Who needs romance when you can have bromance”

100 Days Challenge for Langblrs

Since the langblr community seems dead and studyblrs have this challenge that seems very productive, i thought i should try to make a langblr version.

Rules:

  • There are 100 activities and you have to finish 1 task daily. 
  • There’s no particular order for these tasks. You choose what you feel like doing that day.
  • The tag for the challenge is #100daysoflanguages. In this way i can see how your studies are going and other people can get motivated knowing that someone else is doing the same challenge.
  • If you have time, write in your post what words/idioms you learned, what you’ve read/watched etc.
  • You can do this challenge for 1 or more languages.
  • Where i didn’t mention, there’s still a 95% chance that you still need to use your target language. [yes, i stopped writing “in your target language” at some point]
  • You don’t have to post about the challenge if you don’t want to, but i’ll be glad to see your progress or a post after you’ve finished the tasks. ^^

Tasks:

  • also, these tasks don’t really work for sign languages, at least not all of them
  1. Learn 5 new words.
  2. Learn 10 new words
  3. Learn 2 idioms.
  4. Sing a Disney song for 3 times.
  5. Translate a song.
  6. Memorize a poem.
  7. Read 1 article online about something that interests you.
  8. Name every thing that’s in the room for 5 minutes. Write down new words.
  9. Try 2 tongue twisters.
  10. Learn 15 words.
  11. Learn 4 idioms.
  12. Watch a movie/episode from a serie subbed or dubbed in your target language.
  13. Learn 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  14. Write about your day in 3-5 lines.
  15. Send a motivational message to another langblr. (in your target language of course) [it can be only a “don’t give up”, it still counts]
  16. Find 3 new songs in your target language and learn 5 new words from each.
  17. Learn 30 words.
  18. Learn 5 idioms.
  19. Write about your goals/dreams in 5-7 lines.
  20. Read 1 page from a book, any book.
  21. Write a dialogue between 2 people about anything; person A and B having each 10 lines.
  22. Learn 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  23. Write about your passions in 5-7 lines.
  24. Learn 5 words related to pets. [e.g. fur, claws, whiskers, paws, tail]
  25. Translate a short poem or song.
  26. Learn 1 Disney song. (you don’t need to learn it perfectly, if you know 3-5 lines without looking for the lyrics, that’s great)
  27. Try to talk for 3-5 minutes with someone and if you don’t have natives to talk to, write a mini dialogue about why you like languages.
  28. Choose a vocab list from tumblr, learn 10 new words/structures from there. [yes, it’s time for us to use those vocab lists]
  29. Read 2 articles about something that you like.
  30. Change your phone’s settings to your target language for 1 day.
  31. Learn 20 words.
  32. Learn 3 idioms.
  33. Watch a movie/youtube video subbed or dubbed in your target language.
  34. Write 5-7 lines about your favourite movie, serie, drama, anime, cartoon, youtuber.
  35. Talk to yourself for 5 minutes. [even if you don’t know a word, look it up, or change the entire sentence; just think in your target language]
  36. Learn 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  37. Read 3 pages from a book/comic/magazine.
  38. Translate 1 song.
  39. Translate 1 paragraph from a book in your target language. [if you don’t have a book, tell me the language and i’ll find you a pdf]
  40. Watch 2 videos on youtube in your target language or about your target language.
  41. Translate 1 paragraph from English/your native language to your target one.
  42. Translate 1 song from English/your native language to your target language.
  43. Write a motivational message in your target language to 2 other people.
  44. Write in 5 lines some things that you dislike.
  45. Learn 15 words.
  46. Talk to someone for 5 minutes/write a dialogue about anything.
  47. Write in 3-5 lines what you like about your target language(s).
  48. Learn 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  49. Read 2 pages from a book in your target language.
  50. How was your day? Tell me in your target language.
  51. What do you want to become? Why? Tell me in your target language.
  52. Tell me in your target language how you decided to learn your target language.
  53. Sing 1 Disney song.
  54. Learn 15 words.
  55. Make a vocab list of at least 10 words. You choose the theme. [if you want one; you could just choose random words]
  56. Try 2 tongue twister.
  57. Think in your target language for 10 minutes.
  58. Talk about your favourite animals in 3 lines.
  59. Learn 10 words related to school.
  60. Learn 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  61. Talk about your favourite sweets. [no limit]
  62. Talk about yourself. [no limit]
  63. Talk to someone in your target language for 10 minutes/write a dialogue/text.
  64. Learn 2 idioms.
  65. Read 1 article and talk about it a bit.
  66. Translate 1 paragraph from English to your target language.
  67. Translate your favourite quote to your target language.
  68. Summarize 1 page from a book, in your target language.
  69. Sing a song.
  70. Talk about your favourite celebrity. [no limit]
  71. Learn 15 words.
  72. Talk about your favourite book. [no limit]
  73. Watch a movie/episode from a serie/youtube video subbed or dubbed.
  74. Talk about a friend of yours/langblr that you like.
  75. Learn/Revise 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  76. Talk about a happy moment from your life. [no limit]
  77. Give in your target language 3 tips for learning a language.
  78. Translate 2 quotes that you like in your target language.
  79. Write in 5-10 lines anything. You choose the topic.
  80. Talk about your fears in 3-5 lines.
  81. Read 5 pages from a book.
  82. Learn 10 words.
  83. Write in your target language a sentence with the following words: earring, nightmare, bracelet, seahorse and jar. You can use the plural of these words.
  84. Talk about a pokemon. [no limit]
  85. Learn/Revise 1 new grammatical concept/make a post and explain a grammatical concept if you learned everything related to grammar.
  86. Write a motivational message in your target language to 2 other people.
  87. Write an advice.
  88. Read 1 article.
  89. Sing a song.
  90. Learn some lines from a poem.
  91. Summarize a story in few lines. [it can be a story from your life or a fairytale]
  92. Learn 10 words related to hobbies.
  93. Learn 3 swear words in your target language.
  94. Read 1 page from a book.
  95. Translate 1 paragraph from a book.
  96. Talk about a book you like.
  97. Translate 3 quotes that you like.
  98. Sing a disney song.
  99. Describe your room.
  100. Talk about what motivates you.

Since i made this challenge, you have for sure 1 partner if you decide to do it. We can motivate each other! ^^ I hope that many langblrs will try it. Good luck!

“Why do you listen to k-pop and watch k-dramas? You’re not even Korean” I’m not American either but that doesn’t fucking stop me from watching Netflix shows and listening to Halsey

A very frustrated international fan

How I cope with my Emotional Nonsense

My brain comes with the fun little perk of really intense, overwhelming emotional reactions. My emotions are a series of on/off switches and it’s either blinding painful intensity or complete numbness. So here’s how I try to manage it:

  • Clean my room. Not like… calm gentle reorganization. No. I dump as much as I think I can handle onto the floor and put it back in its place. It’s intense. There’s usually loud angry music. Things almost always end up only slightly cleaner than they were but I feel way fuckin better afterwards.
  • Play video games. Preferably those ones where you’re way OP and just slice through enemies like butter. Or something you just plain can’t lose at, like Stardew Valley.
  • Watch vine compilations. Seriously, just search RIP Vine in youtube, click on the mix playlist, and you’re set forever.
  • Listen to podcasts. I like audio dramas. If you want recs, message me. I’ve got a list.
  • Take a walk. I’m confident in my ability to keep myself safe in doing so, so I will start walking and just not stop until I calm down. Usually I’m doing better after about half an hour for me.
  • Make something. Draw, knit, write, paint, make a fucking hand turkey. No one cares if it’s good. And even if I decide to throw it out, I usually feel better once I’ve actually made a thing.
  • Blanket fort. Really. It helps. Use a paper towel tube as a fake sword. Just… be silly and childish and imaginative. Those aren’t bad things to be.
  • Cut/dye my hair. Usually this takes a little planning but I always wind up deciding to do it during a breakdown of some sort.
  • Eat something. Sometimes a bag of gummy worms is all it takes to remember that the world isn’t entirely awful.
  • Go back to bed. Sometimes, I just don’t have the energy to put up with the world’s bullshit. And that’s okay. It’s not wise to pick this one every time, but sometimes the world can wait. I bury myself under the covers, put my phone on do not disturb, and either take a nap or listen to music.

Sometimes, I’m stuck. I can’t distract myself, and I can feel the wave coming, about to pull me under and turn me into a massive shitlord. Because I am an absolutely AWFUL person to be around when I’m in emotion-hell. Believe me, I hate myself during it too. Haven’t quite figured out what to do with it yet, but if I’m with someone I try to warn them that I’m really upset and just need a moment to freak out a bit. Then I try to just… let it pass. It’s a bad idea to talk to people you have strong feelings about, no matter the feelings, when you’re in this. Impulses are hard to manage. I tend to just ramble my feelings in a private post on tumblr or I talk to someone I don’t know that well and consequently don’t have strong feelings about. Just… keep breathing. It passes.

So yeah. Things I try to keep in mind:

  • Nothing is permanent. Our lives are short and, on a cosmic scale, relatively insignificant. The decisions I make aren’t actually that important, so I may as well have fun.
  • Our lives are the most important thing we experience. This is how we are, right now. It is so very real, so very vivid and meaningful and shapes future iterations of us. We are very much here.
  • Two opposing statements can be true at the same time. We are complex, beautiful creatures capable of complex planning and deep thought. We’re also  bumbling apes who will ingest toxic substances because we like how they feel and frequently giggle at the thought of farts.
  • People in general are too busy worrying about what everyone else thinks of them to actually notice that a bit of someone else’s hair is sticking up or that their shirt was on inside out. It happens. We’ve all had those days.
  • There is no such thing as grown-ups. Only people who have gotten very good at pretending they know what they’re doing. We learn the rules by conformity, by watching everyone else and doing what they’re doing, even if we don’t actually know what the fuck is going on. It’s okay. There’s probably someone else just as confused as you in the same room. You’ll be fine, and if you’re too lost to pretend you know what’s going on, either ask someone who looks like they know, or bullshit it and hope for the best.
  • There is good in the world. If you need evidence, look at this dog. All dogs are good.
Havana music video : finding the gay 🌈

Alright! Let’s get this show started! I’d like to begin by saying that this music video had me watching it with a smile from ear to ear, from beginning to end - first because, hello, my wife is on the screen, and second because finally we get a music video with a concept, a story, and it feels so fucking good!!

Apart from being well thought, well acted, sassy, and funny, this music video is also very gay. Obviously since our baby gaymila isn’t out and still needs to cultivate her straight image, the gay is very subtly put in the video and you need to put your detective googles on ( material sponsored by Camren™) to see it.

Disclaimer : this post is full of extremely delusional theories

p.s : sorry in advance for clotting your dashboard, this is gonna be one ass long post.

So let’s dive in with the very first scene, which to me is simply the most revealing one, and the gayest - also it speaks to my Camren delusional soul like no other event has in the past few months.

The scene is set in a telenovela where Camila is playing a role, the young beautiful latina who, scandal!, gets cheated on by her boyfriend with her best friend and the maid (I need a fanfic about those two ladies, I ship it.), we discover that it’s not actually her boyfriend but his twin when the boyfriend in question appears, he was in the closet, yes, those exact words. And even more than that, he’s coming out, for her.

Now, obviously this whole scene is a big parody of telenovelas, even though she barely exaggerated 😅 , and the idea that her boyfriend in another turn of event or the continuation of the story would be gay, could totally be part of the insinuation that telenovelas plots are very often completely absurd, but I personally found a much deeper meaning to that scene…

As you may know, telenovelas are supposed to show the pure essence of romance, the most cliché love declarations and basically what everyone would want to see happen but never does because we live in the real world. With that is mind, would the most romantic thing for Camila be to come out of the closet for her?? 

Well that rang a fucking gigantic bell in my Camren heart. 
I know I might be reaching but for her to choose that particular setting and those particular words is no coincidence. Is that a true story? 🌚

(also I can’t help thinking about little gaymila watching telenovelas and thinking about her love story with Lauren, but that just me 🌚✌️)

Just for that single scene, Havana is going in my Camren files.

Alright, next is one of the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life… little Camila watching tv, looking like the gorgeous baby lesbian that she is… 

SHE LOOKS SO GAY I CANNOT. SHE’S WEARING GLASSES I CANNOT.

hum-hum, moving on.

Next stop: Abuelita!

This character is obviously intended to bring a comical aspect to the music video, and it works like a charm. 

But if you put Abuelita through the gay filter, you get a transgender grandmother (that’s fucking brilliant) and a nice reference to the familiar word “beard”  - I’ve worked up an entire delusional theory in my head about the grandmother representing the beard, and that Camila is hiding behind her, staying at home (aka the closet), playing it safe with grandma, just like Camila would in real life with her straight “relationships” - anywhoo, it’s fucking crazy and my delusional mind has rarely reached that far, so I’ll spare you the details 😅

Anyways, 10/10 for Abuelita! 👏👏👏

Let’s take a little 10 mins break (or 30) to look at this smol bean…

I WANNA FUCKING SQUISH HER!!

MY PRINCESS!!!! #triggered #mypinkprincess 
MY PEACHMUFFIN!!! 😭😭😭

*pulling myself together*

Also :

Wrong, wrong, WRONG Abuelita!! That is obviously not Karla! That’s Camila with a touch of CamEEla.

Anywhoo! Let’s keep going! 
Next we have a single line that stroke a deep chord in me…

Look, I’ve been called strange and antisocial, turns out it’s a few possible side effects of being a closeted gay 🙃 

If I let my delusional mind analyze this a little bit deeper, my thoughts go to the cuban/mexican culture and the fact that usually homosexuality is a big taboo, especially in older generations (I get all my infos from Carmen De La Pica Morales and Santana Lopez), and that certain behaviors, like not being interested in boys or living in a fantasy world, can be seen as “strange” - or that maybe here Abuelita does know that Camila is “different” aka strange aka gay as fuck (but since it’s taboo she doesn’t say the words) and that she loves her anyways.

(at this point you must have understood that my mind is in constant fanfic writing session 😅 )

Before diving into the big Havana feature film, let’s take another 50 mins to just look at her…

LORD HELP ME.

So, back in Cuba. Karla is just being one of the boys, as usual. Letting her butch side run free for a few precious moments…

I WANNA FIGHT HER!

Then she’s dancing with a dude next to a lesbian couple on a date, like “bitch, let me entertain my people!”

Tbh I think this is the least realistic part of the music video, YOU DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM KARLA CAMILA CABELLO DANCING! WHAT KIND OF LESBIANS ARE YOU?

Alright, the one on the right looks shook, BUT YOU ON THE LEFT GET OUT!

Then Karla plays cupid…

CCGMA, Camila Cabello Gay Matchmaking Agency™, how may I help you?

Then she’s straight dancing some more…

Then she meets Michael Jackson…

Then she slaps a dude (very satisfying)

Then just as the straight kiss is supposed to happen it cuts to princess peachmuffin Gaymila eating popcorn 😂😂😂 #savedbythegay

Then Karla dumps the dude…

In all seriousness if you take that very small dialogue “You love me.” “I do love you, but I love me more.” and put it in a Camren or 5H context… it hurts like a bitch.

Little 90 mins break to just look at her :

(also from now on those are my gifs for any drama ever happening in this fandom 😂 )

Then Karla basically tells Camila to fuck off and get out of the closet…

Now let’s take a break to watch Camila’s booty, let’s meet in the afterlife! See you there!

ALL HAIL TO THE BOOTY 🙌  🙌  🙌  🙌 🙌

Look at that smol gay peachmuffin bean :

You can put two people between them 😂😂😂

So basically, this music video is everything I hoped it would be, I mean, not everything, because Camila isn’t kissing, marrying and having cuban babies with Lauren in it, but still it’s pretty damn good! It has a great concept, it’s funny, it’s sassy, and most of all it’s refreshing to finally see some good production! 

I also think she did a great job at keeping up the straight image while not explicitly doing anything straight and creating a gay matchmaking agency - she could’ve easily included a kiss with that boy, but she didn’t. You can tell she’s still being cautious and only hints at gay males, and not lesbians, but who knows what the next step will be… And I do truly believe in some of the theories I put in this post, especially the very first one 🌚

So I will end this endless post with this gif of Camila putting her glasses back up because SHE FUCKS ME UP.

🌈HAVE A WONDERFUL GAY DAY!🌈 😘😘😘

ok but name a more iconic entrance in a musical than whizzer brown just kinda sauntering on stage during Baseball Game with that leather jacket + sunglasses + pink shirt + dont-give-a-fuck-but-kinda-does-a-lot-and-just-seems-like-he’s-trying-to-just-come-across-as-not-giving-a-fuck attitude combo like hunny ill wait :/