if you ain'

They gassing you up, but you been on E, though
Pills and Potions, yep, you been on E, hoe

You animated like Nickelodeon, you fake, bitch
Only the kids believe in you, you St. Nick

How are you on the VMAs acting like you hood?
Way across the stage, talking ‘bout “Miley, what’s good?”
That’s Hannah Montana, she was always happy

You only fronted on Mariah 'cause Mariah don’t carry
Tried to disrespect Taylor 'cause Taylor wasn’t Swift enough

You claimed you never fucked Drake, now that’s where you took me
You fucked the whole Empire, who you trying to be, Cookie?

Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick
Why you ain’t help your bro hide his cum from forensics

Meek Mill out here making a homeless man do push-ups just for money???

“Do 10 Push-up and I’ll give you 20 dollars we ain’t giving out no free money”

Go back,” said Granny. “You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don’t die can’t live. What don’t live can’t change. What don’t change can’t learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you. You’re right. I’m older. You’ve lived longer than me but I’m older than you. And better'n you. And, madam, that ain’t hard.
—  Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett

anonymous asked:

Just imagine Talon trying to kidnap Efi while at that very moment the Junkers want to steal the Doomfist. Junkrat and Roadhog witness Talon grabbing hold of Efi and decide to step in (with help of the Doomfist) because hell no you ain't gonna hurt a kid!

Honestly, I can’t stop imagining Junkrat wearing the Doomfist gauntlet now lmao
And Efi being protected by the Junkers is cute! I hope they have ingame interactions with her that aren’t negative. Especially with Roadhog, perfect chance to show off his softer side in game.

anonymous asked:

I smoked weed with my bestfriend and and we made out and I felt so happy cause I'm in love with him and he was great at first but then he blocked me and threw stuff at me. Also my ex is his bestfriend so he won't do it and I just wish I could he would be nice. My friends tell me to tell him but scared cause he might be mean like he was before. He told me that I should just go fuck another guy and I don't know what to do😫

Leave him? If he’s abusing you he ain’t shit. Find a better guy

anonymous asked:

Apostasia x s/o angst?

Light no longer entered the priest’s eyes.

His faith for his goddess was gone, his personality also deadened and shattered. Or perhaps Henir had corrupted his human feelings. You weren’t sure. Either way, he wasn’t the same Ain you knew before he traveled to the chapel.

“Ain.” You called out to him. “I’m here.”

You reached out to grab his shoulder to let him know of your presence. Ain nodded silently to acknowledge you.

“You’re here.” He whispered, his voice sounding even more dead than before. The corrupted priest lowered his head.

“…C'mon, let’s go back,” Grabbing his wrist, you dragged Ain away from the chapel. “The others are waiting for you.”

Even though the Goddess would no longer respond to him, you wouldn’t abandon him. He found comfort in it, nodding and letting you drag him back to the camp.

“Okay.”

Even though things turned out this way, he didn’t feel so bad, now that you were here by his side.

anonymous asked:

You wanna be an animator... While it is true that animators are often hired even if they do not have an education for it, it's not as common as you're trying to tell yourself it is. Few things I see wrong with your theory so far - 1. Your art/style is nothing special. You don't really stand out from anyone else drawing weird, half anime animals and 2. You're becoming well known in a pretty negative way, you're on several beware lists and you bog your portfolio with drama. You ain't getting there

I actually really hate that I’ve never been able to improve my style much further than from where it currently stands. It’s frustrating to wake up every day and to not be excited about art anymore.. I’m uninspired gjhlhlhadlh

White people have “White Privilege”

Blacks /people of color have “Spiritual Privilege”.

As you can see, this ain’t no opinionated shit. This is from a practitioner of the slave arts themselves. Read between the lines. This Vodou, Hoodoo, African/ African Carribean spirituality, metaphysical sciences, are for blacks. What you are attempting to do is cultural appropriate, only problem is to get into THIS party you gotta have genetic membership.

Recognize and get with YOUR PROGRAMS.

You say you ain’t got the motivation huh? HEE-HEE HOO-HOO HAA-HAA!

Spoony The Spoon Sprite is pretty much a Hellish Object Lesson Sprite like Coily The Spring Sprite from A Case of Spring Fever but for spoons, both the literal kind and the metaphorical mental-energy kind.

He tries to teach “lessons” in personal motivation by taking away both kinds of spoons from people, but it usually makes things worse. Spoony’s just kind of a dick.

Inspired by a joke from @bogleech and also from @isleofrangoon‘s general concept of Hellish Object Lesson Sprites, which they’ve said they’re not wanting to elaborate on due to it being too in-joke-y but for which I will write a proper definition.

They’re supernaturally-powerful characters from PSAs, but the thing that makes them distinct is that in some way they have teaching a lesson as a personal motive. It doesn’t have to be their only motive, just a motive.

They also, of course, require some element of the bizarre, unpleasant or flat-out malevolent, as shown in both A Case of Spring Fever, the examples in the Rangoon video, and the ones in my playlist (Which could always use more filling out)

As per usual, Spoony is free to use so long as I , Thomas F Johnson, am credited as their creator. Have fun!