if we're doing that tonight

anonymous asked:


I’m going to be so lost when dwts is finally over and I won’t be able to see Normani slaying on a consistent basis

Originally posted by begavet

Hey ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ fellow Allos ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ it's Valentine's dayโœจ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŽ‰โ—๐ŸŽ‰ And you know ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฏ what that means ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œโœ‚โœ‚ get ๐ŸŽ‰ out ๐ŸŽŠ those ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ vALLOntines gifts ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŽ for your SEXY ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ ALLO ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† FUCKMATES โœจ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ don't forget to PUNCH ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š an ace๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’ฏ on this APHOBIC ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ซ ALLONORMATIVE ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘Ž holiday!!! And โ—DONTโ— forget to be a ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽ‰ dirty allo ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† and go ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ƒ GET AN STD ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ as The Allos Do ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ See ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ you AlloGays ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฌ IN HELL๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ after all the Sinning๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ we're gonna do tonight!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ฒ Happy vALLOntines day ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’˜โค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ
  • Ferre: *breaks into science museum at night for fun*
  • Courf: u beautiful rule breaking moth
  • Peter: Are we really doing this?
  • Tony: We're doing it. Tonight.
  • Peter: But isn't it kind of dangerous?
  • Natasha: It's incredibly dangerous. And borderline idiotic.
  • Peter: Have you guys done something like this before?
  • Natasha: Something dangerous? Or something idiotic?
  • Rhodey: I think it's a yes to both.
  • Tony: You don't have to be part of it if you don't want to.
  • Peter: I'm not scared.
  • Natasha: Then you're borderline idiotic.

vivianwisteria  asked:

Happy happy happy birthday, Jen!!! ^_^ I hope you have the most amazing day with you loved ones. I wish you all the best. I'm so happy I found you through this wonderful fandom, you're a ray of sunshine. <3 Hip hip hip hoora!

ahhhhhh thank you so much, darling <3 <3 I am so happy i’ve found you too <3 <3

Texting with Bucky Barnes
  • Squishy Bucky: We're coming home tonight, doll. Steve's asking if you can do your famous pasta for dinner.
  • You: Aw, finally some good news! I'll try, but I'm afraid that I won't be at home in time.
  • Squishy Bucky: Where are you?
  • You: I'm on a mission, honey. Hill asked me to visit a lil ol' friend here in Vegas.
  • Squishy Bucky: Vegas? So you're the sexy agent that everyone's talking about? Damn it, I was out just four days and you accepted a mission to go to a burlesque house??????
  • You: wow, first time you've typed so fast! Congrats, baby!
  • Squishy Bucky: Don't change the subject.
  • You: Bucky just relax, please, I'm not taking off my clothes.
  • Squishy Bucky: What. Are. You. Doing?
  • You: Just dancing half naked? But Clint's with me.
  • Squishy Bucky: This should make me less worried?
  • Squishy Bucky: Hey? Don't ignore me.
  • Squishy Bucky: Doll?
  • Squishy Bucky: Where are you?
  • Squishy Bucky: I'm gonna kill those bastards.
  • You: Hold on a sec, tiger. I'm here. I was finishing my work. I'm going home already. I got all the fucking info.
  • Squishy Bucky: damn it, I was really going to kill them.
  • You: yeah yeah, I know. Can we have some pizza tonight? Clint's coming.
  • Squishy Bucky: I'm serious here, doll. I was really going to kill them.
  • You: Bucky, the pizza. I wanna a chocolate one for later. The rest you and Steve can choose.
  • Squishy Bucky: Yes ma'am.

i finally saw that fuck ig n mr k//rabs picture 


i wasnt even t ry i gn t o l ook for it i just 

i was minding my damn business on this blue hellsite at 1:39 in the morning why cant any of yall let me have this one thing im a good person i dont ask for much none of u s needed to see that whoever did that i have one question: 


why must yall play god like this?????


tonight’s Trixie was Will doing a Twin Peaks tribute

We're believers, I believe tonight

Could you do a Gerard Way fluff where y'all are dating and he gets jealous of you hanging out with mikey and then he ‘punishes’ you at dinner (like fingering you and stuff) and it just leads up to some kind of fluffy smut thing? Oh and your blog is bae

A/N: thank you! So update its only 11:45 this time praise.
“Mikey you ass!” You shouted at him. He wouldn’t show you the girl that he started dating.
“What! I don’t need your criticism.” He said jokingly. In retaliation , you stuck your tongue out at him. He frowned and dragged a finger down his face to be a single tear. Mikey was staying at your and Gerards house for the weekend as a visit. You laughed at him and got up to go find Gerard. He had disappeared.
“Gee?” You said as you walked into the room you shared with him. He was laying on the bed and he seemed upset. You say down next to him.
“Are you okay?” You asked him.
“Yeah I’m fine.” He said sternly. He was upset, but there was no use pushing him. You got up and decided to get dressed. The rest of my chem wanted to go out and eat dinner. You chose a short red cocktail dress and some black pumps. You did light make up and grabbed your purse. Gee was in the suit that he knew drove you crazy. Mikey was in a similar one. You all got in the car and drove, gee was driving with you as the passenger.
The car ride was uneventful and quiet. Gee was still royally pissed and you were still clueless. He parked and you entered the restaurant. The rest of the guys and their dates were there already so you joined them at their table. You were deep in conversation with Ray about tours and stuff when you felt Gerards hand crawl up your leg. You thought nothing of it until it was under your dress and he was rubbing you through your panties.
You smacked his arm under the table but that only made him go faster. You bit your tongue and continued talking to Ray, but Gerard was making it hard. Thankfully the waiter came with your drink orders so you could break off the conversation.
“Gerard quit it.” You whispered sternly to him.
“No.” He hissed back. He moved your panties out of the way and began finger fucking you under the table. You held back all the moans building up and you got close to reaching euphoria.
You were so close, until Gerard stopped, leaving you frustrated and horny through out the entire night.

By the end of the night you were ready to rip his clothes off and fuck him senseless. You said your goodbyes and drove back home. Gerard had a devilish grin on his face the entire night you wanted to smack off. When you got home you said goodnight to Mikey and shoved Gerard upstairs.
“What the hell?” You asked.
He didn’t answer, but he did shove you to the bed and slip your dress off of you. You kicked your heels off, enjoying where this was going. You were laying in your red lacy bra, and gees eyes were soaking it all up.
“You are so fucking sexy baby.” He murmured in your ear. He bit your ear lobe and kissed down your neck, leaving hickeys everywhere.
“Mmmm Gerard.”
“Yeah baby moan my name.” He said. He unhooked your bra and kissed your nipples, playing with them.
He kissed his way down your body until he got where you wanted him the most. He sat up and stripped himself of his short and pants before going back to your warmth. He slowly pulled down the thin material of your underwear with his teeth. He looked up at you while he did so, watching you squirm. When he finally pulled of your panties he kissed up and down your thighs. He loved to tease you.
“Gerard I swear to-” you stopped as he shoved two fingers inside you and sucked your clit harshly. He made you scream he was so good at it.
“Babyyy.” You moaned out.
He looked back up at you.
“You taste so good princess.” He said. You were so close again, this one felt so good considering you were denied earlier. You grasped at the sheets ready to finally come, when Gerards face and fingers were removed from you.
“Gerard Arthur way!” You shouted. “Fuck me!”
“As you wish baby.” He pulled down his boxers which had a very large tent growing in them and shoved his length into you. He thrusts were harsh and quick, but they were deep and hit all the right spots.
“Oh fuck!” You shouted. He made you feel so good.
“Mmm you like that?” He moaned into your ear.
“Yes oh fuck don’t stop!” You shouted.
You were close again and you held on to Gerard for dear life praying he wouldn’t pull away again.
“Gerard fuck I’m-”
“ I know baby let it go.” He whispered. You screamed his name and other profanities as you came, him following after. He fell into the bed next to you and pulled you into a cute spooning position.
“Baby, I love you, you know that right?” You said after a couple of minutes.
“Yeah, I know but sometimes I get jealous about seeing you with other guys because I think I’m not good enough for you.” He said.
“Gerard Way. I love you and only you.” You turned around to look him in the eyes. “And nothing’s going to change that, okay?”
“Okay.” He said with a smile.
“I love you more than you can imagine.” You said
“I love you more.” He Replied
“Not possible.” You kissed him int he nose and fell asleep.
Oh my god they’re fucking. Mikey thought to himself. He promptly put a pillow over his head and tried to block out the moans.

This ones …. Okay.
I can’t feel my fingers. Because I’ve been laying on my arm weird.
Oh well.


You can shed tears that she is gone or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she’ll come back or you can open your eyes and see all she’s left.
Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her and only that she’s gone or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back or you can do what she’d want: 
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.