if u take this seriously

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking

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ლ(´◉❥◉`ლ) - Special St Valentine- Bro’cky

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[ What is the Pocky game?: ‘’ two people bite each end of the pocky, and eat towards each other, then making-out when their lips met “  ]

Well, let meh tell u: i can’t take this game seriously haha (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

At least the panda and the bear are happy. ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

pretty tired of straight girls putting shit like “cutest couple” and “👭” on pictures of them and their best friend like we get it u don’t take wlw relationships seriously and it’s all a big joke 2 u

anytime i see a post with nursey being v romantic and dex being a memer i 100% agree but i am also picturing dex internally screaming the entire time like this boy is deeply in love but when nursey asks him out his brain just goes blue screen of death and he says something like, “yeah sure” and shrugs even though he wants to scream out a sick guitar solo right there

also dex definitely has issues communicating w people? like it isnt uncommon for people to misread his emotions or what he’s trying to say and its v frustrating/confusing bc he isnt really clear on where the misunderstandings are coming from?? 

he legitimately does not have words for his feelings for this boy and he definitely shows his affection very very differently from how nursey shows him but make no mistake anytime nursey does something sweet dex is burning with the rage of a thousand suns/living a constant litany of “be cool Will BE COOL”/lying face down on the floor in death’s sweet embrace 

Jim and Toby are those two mentally ill kids that make morbid jokes to cope confirmed

Idk which is my favorite part of Blackwall’s backstory: the fact that his grand plan for escaping detection as the most wanted man in Orlais involved growing a beard and walking to the next country over, or the fact that it worked

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based on that one post 

@undercovermcdfan and @crybabytime  ‘s conversations fk me up in ways yall dont even know like its one heck of a ride

also who tf allows these two to be alone together like i rlly need to know

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Just a short compilation of people who feel the need to hate on jimin because he ‘threatens’ their ship so much. I guess jimin got so much game going on that they can’t handle it. This is for those who keep on saying jimin doesn’t get as much hate as their fav does. It should be alot longer but tumblr wont let me(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\

On a serious note, please just please don’t take shipping too seriously. You know you just stepped over the line when you actually start hating on another member because of your ship. It ruins the fun for alot of people and trust me, it won’t get you anywhere in life.