if u like it then u betta

Summoning Fighter #2: Prompto Argentum

Dedicated to @nayeonniekim

dating mark!!

2/? for the dating series!

lets get on it!

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- so,,, y'all meet during trainee days

- he’s the new trainee and you help him cause you were from canada too

- “ok so this is training room 2 and oMG PUT JAEHYUN PUT YOUR SHIRT ON”

- tbh that was mark first impression for jaehyun and still teases him to this day

- anyway 

- you asked him what he got in for (rap, dance, vocals, or acting)

- and he was like

-“rap cause i got that canadian swag

- turns out you rap too!

- you guy had this deep ass convo about your fave rappers and shit

- btw ur a 99 liner too (or whatever u want but)

- you guys became pretty tight

- and both developed feeling for each other but those don’t get announced for a while 00ps

- time skiP 4.5 yEArS

- sO now markipoo is about to debut nd you still hAVENT jeSus

-  mark still likes u a lot and vice versa

- like with doyoungs, the guys pretty much pressure him into confessing messing cause e all know he wouldn’t

- so like he wrote this rap for u aND its!! so!! sweet!!

- he like strummed his guitar and rapped and uGH yOU almOST crIeD

- all yo members were like “jeno beTTA DO THIS FOR ME OR IM SUING”

- anyway ofc u accepted cause,,,, he’s mark

- yALL R THAT COUPLE

- the one that everyone wants to be 

- yOU GUSY R SO CUTE AHHH

- you would wake up to texts asking if you’ve eaten, slept, and had a good day

- like maRk i sHoUlD bE asKINg yOU thAt

- he isn’t into pda tho

- like occasionally u will get a nose peck or smth but that as about it

- its cool tho cause ur not into it either

- OMG U WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE SEAGULL EYEBROW THING

- like oneday u were like

- “mark i drew a bird  (like the one thats a curvy line y’know) isn’t i- OMG IT LOOKS LIKE UR EYEBROWS FUCKAHKSHH”

- “I’m breaking up w u” - mark

- he doesn’t mean it tho

- he loves u sm like its crazy

- he will give the bEST hugs

- and cuddles!

- he just pulls u into his chest and wraps his arms around you uHGHG

- conversations that switch between english and korean

- sometimes confusing as hell cause he talks fast and u can’t tell whether it was eng or kor and just nod along

- hE ALWAYS PLAYS HIS GUITAR

- and even tho he aint a vocal, he’s a vocal

- HIS VOICE IS SUCH A BLESSINGOMG U DIED WHEN U HEARD DUNK SHOT

- like he just whisper raps and it soUND SO GOOD

- always raps to u

- lmao his confession rap was cringe as hell

- “u nd i got that sw-sw-swag and those sk-sk-skills”

- YOU JUST WHISPER IT IN HIS EARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIS REACTION IS PRICELESS

- he makes that face,,, you know,,, the one where he just stares blankly for a sec (pros  cause he forgot it and had to take a moment to remember)

- tHEN HE JUST LOOKS AT U WITH THE WIDEST EYES

- “stOP THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO OMG”

- remember y'all r only 99 liners so nO FUNNY STUFFZIES 

- taeyong, doyoung and jaehyun had to give y'all the talk

- u guys couldn’t make eye contact until 3 days later

- when marks sad, you make sure to give him the biggest hug and let him vent out his feelings

- usually r about missing home and having the stress of debuting in tHrEE groups 

- you just whisper like “one day, we can go to canada together”

- and he looks up at u with his puppy eyes nd

- “promise?”

- “promise.”

- omG U R PRETTYMUCH PART OF THE FOREIGN  SWAGGERS

- u and johnny made a diss track about sm

- “yo,,,uh,,,johnny boi hasnt debuted,,,uh,,,I’ve been a trainee for 6.9 years,,,check,,”

- it was trash but it was YOUR trash

- mark once got jelly of jaehyun cause u guys r really close like siblings

- “yo jaehyun sauce le peppers’

- “why can’t i sauce the peppers :(” - mark

- y'all haven’t really gotten into a fight

- like u’ve disagreed b4 but not a full out fight or anything

- once tho, he told u were “untalented and helpless” cause you accidentally spilled iced tea on him when he was super stressed out

- and u cried for like 8 hours 

- mARK WAS SO CONFUSED

- he felt so bad like he had to ask his members for help

- ‘mark are actually dumb” - everyone

- he found u curled up in a ball outside on a park bench

- and held u and wouldn’t stop apologizing

- on a higher note

- when he first said “i love you”

- he went to ur debut showcase

- and when u came off stage like all hot n sweaty 

- mark low-key died

- anyway he like hugged u and was like

- “i love u sm”

- and y'all just froze

- “did u-”

- “did i-”

- JAEMIN WAS PROBS FILMING IT 

- u made him send it to u cause like,,, y not

- BUTT YEAH MARK IS SUCH A SWEETIE PIE (bUTT HAHAH)

- I WOULD KILL TO DATE HIM (hahah thats to far but i loaf him)

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thanks for reading! 

i will probs post like all of them cause i have a week off school (march break)

anyway, love y'all :)

- emma

parents: *havin sex*

baby in crib: *cries*

parents: *go to check baby*

baby: I-I-I…

parents: I…love you?

baby: I KNEW Y'ALL MUTHAFUCKAS WAS STILL UP! SO WHY THA FUKK DIDNT YOU CLIK THAT LIKE BUTTON??

parents: *in shock*

baby: I DONT KNOW IF U HEARD ME RITE……IF U UP, STACKING MONEY AND BLOWIN LOUD ALL DAM NITE, U BETTA SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN LIKE

Guys I see some of u that are like getting caught and STAYING until the cops arrive like ???? STORE EMPLOYEES ARE NOT POLICE!!! THEY CANT HOLD U! U BETTA RUN HOE!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

just the way you are is such an annoying song tbfh. like bih i spent 3 hours on this makeup and hair just for u to say i’d look the focken same w/o??? fok u 

An eclectic summer mix for betches like us
  • Dear Boy - Avicii
  • American Girl - Bonnie McKee
  • Girlfriend - Icona Pop
  • 4ever - The Veronicas
  • Bottoms Up - Brantley Gilbert
  • Wild Out - Borgore feat. Waka Flocka Flame
  • Mirrors (Frankmusik Remix) - Natalia Kills
  • How to be a Heartbreaker - Marina & the Diamonds
  • Move - Little Mix
  • Wasted (Original Mix) - Tiesto
  • All The Way - Timeflies
  • Habits (Hippie Sabotage Remix) - Tove Lo
  • Bad (feat. Vassy) [Radio Edit] - David Guetta
  • Ooh la la (Radio Edit) - Goldfrapp
  • Wanna B With Somebody - Icona pop
  • Saturday Night - Natalia Kills
  • Oath (Feat. Becky G) - Cher Lloyd
  • Driving In Cars With Boys - Lana Del Rey
  • How We Do (Party) - Rita Ora
  • Chandelier - Sia
  • Primadonna - Marina & the Diamonds
  • Breathe - Michelle Branch
  • All Night - Iconapop
  • Young Hearts - Strangetalk
  • Never Gonna Change - Broods
  • Miss Independent - Ne-yo
  • U + Ur Hand - Pink
  • Here's to Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne
  • F U Betta - Neon Hitch
  • She's Not Me - Lana Del Rey
  • Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger
  • Man Like That - Gin Wigmore
  • Take a Hint - Victoria Justice
  • Untouched - The Veronicas
  • I Get Around - Dragonette
  • I Must Not Chase the Boys - Play
  • A Sky Full Of Stars - Coldplay
  • This Is What Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey
  • Power & Control - Marina & the Diamonds
  • Let It Go - Idina Menzel

Here’s a playlist full of strong females and just to make you feel good about yourself and basically a lot of party songs, yes. photo cred here x

this is how we do (RAC remix) - katy perry // ***flawless - beyonce // do it like a dude - jessie j // fuck u betta - neon hitch // bad man - neon jungle // body of my own -charli xcx // boss - tinashe // sucker - charli xcx // i hate boys - christina aguilera // get on your knees - nicki minaj & ariana grande // superpower - beyonce & frank ocean // work bitch (DANK remix) - britney spears // salute (tour version) - little mix // try again - aaliyah // hands on me - ariana grande & a$ap ferg // braveheart - neon jungle // marvin’s room (can’t do better) - jojo // win again - nicki minaj // price tag - jessie j & b.O.b // boys boys boys - lady gaga // talk that talk - rihanna // princess of sex yeah - marina & the diamonds w. rihanna & coldplay // do what u want - lady gaga & christina aguilera // reflection - fifth harmony 

listen HERE

girl u see this carly jenner lip kit honey? ole doodoo brown lip girl u betta get u one cuz i kno i did girl yas honey ole kylie jenner. mm smells like shit, i call it that.
Summer to Remember-Part 3 (Taylor Caniff)

Part 1 Part 2

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The ‘gang’ hid me. Of course, I’m the one isolated. I was about ready to get open the door, until I heard punching, sirens, screaming, and cursing. Until all the sounds died I sat in the closet in fear. I rock myself back and fourth. I then hear the door unlocking. I pick myself up and defending myself. I see Cameron. 

“Dude, I thought you were one of the people who were about to jump me and Taylor.” I say walking out.

“We took care of them.” Nash proudly said while pretending to wipe dust off his shoulders. I just laugh at his weirdness. I see all the other guys. We piled into the car and it was my turn to drive. Taylor sat in the front passenger seat. I didn’t say a word until we put music on in the car just to break the tension. I start hearing the lyrics and I began to burst into singing uncontrollably. 

“SHE CAN FUCK U GOOD, But I can FUCK U BETTA!” I sang. All the boys were laughing and Taylor looked like he had a. *Cough* bo-n-errow xD *Cough* I couldn’t help but laugh.

“OOO!Taylor getting the feels?” Gilinsky said laughing. Taylor looked down in embarassment and I could tell he was blushing. His cheeks were darker than usual.

 {my gif btw.}

We were stopped at a red light and I see a bunch of girls just walking around with revealing clothing. So many thoughts were floating in my head about these sluts…

“PROSTITUTES!” I yelled from our car. All the boys began to laugh at me and the girls just gave me a dirty look. I smirk and to make them jealous I grabbed Taylor and put my thumb in front of our lips so it looked like we were kissing, but I immediately went for it and smashed my lips onto his. I breath heavily and they left which signaled they were jealous as fuck. I giggle and Taylor looked at me confused.

“What as that?” Matt asked chuckling looking at me then Taylor.

“Trying to make those thots jealous as usual, because they can’t handle THIS!” I say outlining myself. They start laughing, but Taylor was just there staring at me.

“What?” I asked him and I kept my eyes on the road. 

“Nothing.” He replied getting onto his phone. I roll my eyes and continue driving.
We arrived back at our hotel room and we grabbed our stuff to go. I got back to the driver’s seat and everyone sat in the same exact spot. I blast the music and Taylor turned it off because he was trying to sleep. We were eventually playing the radio game. It was back and forth. (they both turn the radio off/on don’t think dirty xD)

“Taylor! You know I can’t drive without music. If there’s no music it’ll be awkward silence and you know I hate awkward silence.” I say turning on the radio and then it led to both of us arguing over the radio station we wanted.We seriously argue over everything…

“COULD YOU GUYS TOP FIGHTING!” Carter yelled.

“You guys act like a married couple.” Johnson said. I roll my eyes and focus on the road. Then the radio was turned on to Talk Dirty to Me. I was about ready to burst when I heard it, but I controlled myself. Then when Ride came on. Damn I lost control… Half the boys were all asleep, but Taylor wasn’t. I just ignored it and we listened to more songs. I was laughing my ass off when Taylor sang to Beauty and the Beat and then when Problem came on all of us were awake and laughing when we heard Matt singing and he was singing the high notes I literally died. 

~~After 4 hours~~

We stopped into a little town and we headed into a hotel and got rooms. Good thing the rooms were connected so we didn’t have to go down the hall or something. Everyone had a bed, but had to bunk with someone. As we entered the room, I jumped and collapsed on the bed. 

“Someone’s sleepy.” Shawn said sitting on his bed. I just nod and then the boys were doing truth or dare. I decided to join but I ended up falling asleep, but ended up staying up. Isn’t this typical.

“Truth or Dare, Y/N?” Carter asked. I looked at him and I suddenly had the confidence to say Truth , but I didn’t.

“Dare.” I say. I cover my mouth and I hope he didn’t hear it, but he did.

“I dare you to strip and just be left in your undergarments.” I get up and go to the corner of the room and strip. I finished and walked back. All the boys, except Taylor didn’t have a bo-n-errow. We continued on our game. The whole time Taylor had his eyes on me and mostly my chest since I was wearing a black lace bra. Why did I say Dare? Fucking confidence level…

“Taylor, Truth or Dare?” Nash asked Taylor. Taylor’s eyes immediately went to Nash’ attention and I guess that snapped him out of hi thoughts.

“Dare.” He said eagerly waiting for his dare.

“I dare you to do the grind on me on Y/N.” He says with a smirk. My eyes felt like they were about to fall out. I literally just puked in my mouth… Then Taylor shows up in front of me. Damn it. I stood up. I gagged and I glared at Nash. Nash gave me the thumbs up and I roll my eyes.

“Wait.Don’t I get a saying in this?” I asked raising my voice and stopped. Nash nodded his head, 'No’. I put my head down and headed to the bed. Of course Taylor being the cocky asshole he is, he took off his shirt. I was about ready to scream and kick when he was just hovering over me. Then all the boys had their phones out and Shawn played the music, Grind on Me. Before he did it Taylor whispered,

“I’ll be gentle. Don’t worry, I will be gentle…ish.” He trailed off with a grin spread across his face. I roll my eyes in annoyance. I seriously am not in the mood to receive attention.I never am. This i like popcorn (if ya know what I mean) . The music started and Taylor began to grind on me. I slipped a couple of moans and I was blushing like crazy. Why am I blushing? Ugh, fucking feels. The boys were screaming and we heard the door.

“KNOCK IT OFF!” Someone said from the door. I stood up, but Taylor went in front of me. He opened the door and revealed a sweaty old guy. Yuck. Before I knew it Taylor wrapped his arms around me. I looked at him with a confused and annoyed face. He then kissed the top of my head and eventually the old guy left. I had my eyes wide and I was in complete shock. What the fuck? Taylor closed the door and headed to his bed. I followed him and sat next to him.

“What was that for and why did you jump in front of me to get the door?” I asked being the curious bitch I am.

“That was to make the man go away and I was just acting an-” He was cut off by Cameron. “Are you sure that was acting? That was more like you did actually love and care for her.AFFECTIONATE TAYLOR!!” Taylor glared at him.

“Anyways…,The other reason was because I didn’t want you to open the door because your just in your under wear..” He trailed off. 

“You know you aren’t my boyfriend right?” I said poking his side slightly. He looked at me and nodded in embarrassment. “Aww! Taylor’s soft side came back!!” I squeal. Taylor threw a pillow at my face. I threw it back. “Fag.” I muttered. Before we knew it we had a full on pillow fight.

“COULD YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF! Its 4AM IN THE MORNING!” Matt yelled at us. We sit down and we just stare up at the ceiling for a coupled of minutes.

“Y/N?” Taylor whispered. I turn to him.

“Yesh.” I reply

“Good Night, bitch.” He muttered.

“Good night to you too, douche bag.” And with that Taylor and I were asleep. I am not a heavy sleeper.I was awoken by Taylor.He had a reflex. Taylor pulled me close to him and wrapped his leg with mine and his arms found its way to coil around my waist. I smile and I instantly fell asleep in his arms.

~~

A/N: Hope yall like this Part 3 of Summer to Remember!

Thanks to theresno-we-infood for the amazing idea to do a sequence of Problem and tie it up with Summer to Remember!

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Line of Fire by Ego

Won’t single u out ima umbrella u niggas
Such a bad boss bitch watch me good fellas these niggas
Yeah that means I run it that’s what the fuck I been telling u niggas
Bullshit I ain buying u can keep selling it niggas
They don’t get the big picture so ima develop these niggas
Underdeveloped
Came through civil but ima real bitch..yeah Shepard
When them thangs get drawn..big spots ..yeah leopard
Fuck a wife who the fuxk I look like..no Stepford
Queen run this game ..squares get bagged ..no checkers
He wanna play wit me betta have hang like a neckless
West Coast wetness ..so fuckn reckless
Pussy niggas get none .. So virgin
Yeah sexless
Yeah no pussy..yeah bruh left pet less
Never been one to pretend huh and trust I ain gone stress
Not starting now
Tell these niggas to wise up
Do something…my nigga buy a vowel
If fuck was cloth trust me I wouldn’t give a stitch
So sick of these niggas on that needy shit
Fuck ya feelinz .. I thought I was the one bleedn bitch
And please don’t run ya mouth like a snitch
Can’t stand a mouthy nigga..boo this ain the view
I run this damn thang like a boss bitch do
An if u in my line of fire ima run u too

Celebrating Larry Masterposts: 2012 Boyfriends

Celebrating Larry Masterposts: Part 3

well hey there lovely people, this is the 2nd 2012 masterpost bc as i’ve said before harry and louis went completely crazy in 2012 so to save you all from scrolling for 567886543 years i have split it into 3 parts…..

Part 1 yooo

jus’ scroll and enjoy bbies!

was there any real need tO FUCKING CARESS HIS FACE??????

Keep reading

wait-imlost  asked:

yay! can you do a svt blog!au

hello hello hello there!! This is really late so i hope it cuts it ;; anw this is gon be a series of svt!blog aus and im starting with junbabe bc why not

* ok so jerry wen junhui mf king of china is a casual tumblr user
* Ykno, the type to just use tumblr bc everybody else has it and he gets to post pics of himself looking v hot without judgement unlike ig
* probs only do reblogs n nvr puts anything in the tags.. like eVER
* has a picture of himself as his header and uses the mobile tumblr theme with black n white as theme colors yesyes v classy
* Lmao did i say classy??? Ok i lied he reblogs the shitposts that his friends joshua n vernon post on the daily
* so how did u meet the magnificent wen junhui? welp kids it started when u were looking for cool peeps to follow and u somehow stumble upon this jun blog thats on ur tumblr discover page
* So u hit em up with a “i like wen junhui u like him too wassup”
* and after that u stalked that persons blog and all u see r pups n svt reblogs?????? And sum rly good af junhui shitposts ok basically uR SHOOK
* but then u dont see any tags so :( no clue ab personality
* So after a couple of minutes the person replied and said a cute hi with an equally cute gif awwwwwwww
* So u guys talked ab svt and wen junhui and u guys freak out ab him and stuff and decide to tag each other to share the blessings
* Little did u kno that was the actual junhui n u were professing ur lov for him EVERYDAY wOW
* so back on junhui
* Ok so he met u online and he was like????? Shit someone wants to be my friend on tumblr i betta check em out
* He was also v confused at first so he asked tumblr pro!joshua what to do in a situation like this where hes disguising as a fanblog n a fan wants to be friends with them
* So he befriended u n stuff but promised the Hong^tm to nvr reveal himself to u n now ur basically bffs with him n u tag him stuff u think he should see and he goes by the name June as a disguise
* JUNE TF HES SO LAZY TO THINK OF AN ALTERNATE NAME
* One day u did one of those selfie tags n u tagged him on it and the moment he saw that he was like ,,,bOI SHE GORGEOUS IM WEAK
* He messages u n says shit like “hey wanna hear a joke?”
* You: “do u even need to ask”
* Him: “r u a mint”
* You: “i can feel the greasiness already but why”
* Him: “because were MINT to be 😉😉😉”
* Basically everyone likes u both and sometimes u get anons asking if u n june are a thing?¿!
* And it got u were like,,, do i rly like him??? Am i falling for him?? gtgtgGTGTF BYE
* Junhui gets those anons too and he just laughs amd ignores them all bc its obv he likes u and the whole tumblr community already knows ab it
* I mean bro everytime u n june talk,, he makes u fall so much but u try to control urself bc u hvemt even seen his face yet n ur falling wtf babshshha
* Even the lil things he says r so cute like “i hope u had a great day”, “tell me when u get home”, “be safe”
* Basically best bff/potential bf ever
* So one day u decided to ask him to skype u n he was like,,,, uhm bro maybe we can do this another time n u were like nah june its all good i look disgusting rn too
* But he keeps on saying no so ur like :((((( but i wanna see u n talk to u :(((
* But all he does is sENDS PICS OF HIMSELF n ur so confused bc why is june suddenly spamming u with pics of junhui ur so ??????¿¿¿¿?!???¿
* “Dat me”
* N u laugh so much bc he cheers u up by using his lame jokes
* Some month later, its ur bday n someone dropped a video on ur submission box n uR SHOOK BC IT CAME FR JUNE
* AND ITS A VIDEO OF JUNHUI SAYING HAPPY BDAY ILYSM N UR SHOOK?????
* U THINK JUNE EDITED IT OUT OF A PAST VLIVE
* THEN THE KIDS AROUND HIM AKA JOSH HOSH N BOO ARE TEASING HIM N CALLING HIM “JUNE”
* “….ok im wen junhui not june but also jun ok i used that as a disguise bc i cant run around tumblr saying that im junhui .. R u mad at me :(((”
* And honestly u were laughing and screaming n so many emotions r running thru ur head rn and all u can think of is “fuck im bffs with junhui n he told me he loves me,,,, goodbye to my main bias, hello irl bias junhui”
* So after u calmed down u were both pree chill on it and u guys r still bffs, its just dat he confessed he likes u but ur not ready for a relationship yet
* Junhui is such a gentleman,, and every convo with him on skype includes u ranting ab school n him looking v tired but happy to see u
* U dont tell this to any mutual on tumblr tho bc its junhuis golden rule
* imagine how many sasaengs would literally kill to b u rn
* In every interview junhui does n they ask him ab friends, he always mention this girl overseas (u) that he loves talking to everyday
* MINGHAO SENDS DEATH GLARES
* “Yo minghao can u tell junhui to call me back? I just rly need to tell him something”
* Minghao: “hey jun ur babe called n wanted to say sonething to u, but first, $5 per word”
* Junhui: “..ill call her myself”