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expand a bit on that au I'm curious

im very glad at least one person cares

  • ok so retail drug store AU!! im 100% shamelessly basing this off of my own job
  • about 1/3 of the store is cosmetics, skincare, bath & beauty, etc. the rest is pharmacy, OTC, food, and other general drug store stuff
  • have u seen drake’s video for ‘started from the bottom’? thats where i fuckin work
  • ANYWAY

this is really long. im sorry

allura

  • allura owns the store. she’s also the head pharmacist
  • which is always the owner of the store
  • in a permanent state of “my employees are fucking incompetent i should fire them” but never does only reprimands them
  • the cameras in the store show her everything thats happening she has a big screen that show all of the 24 areas. sometimes when shes bored and it’s slow she’ll sit there and watch the employees 
  • she calls lance several times and tells him to stop fucking around bc he’ll just be hanging around the front cash bugging the fuck out of keith and pidge and hunk, if he’s there
  • theres a betting pool w the staff on when she and shiro are finally going to hook up
  • she deals with customer complaints when shiro isn’t around; a lot of customers see her pretty face and think she’ll be lenient on them , but oh boy. ohhh boy are they wrong
  • she’ll fuckin shred em
  • she’s stern but a very kind and understanding boss

coran

  • coran is one of the front store managers (meaning he’s one of the managers of everything that isn’t pharmacy and cosmetics).
  • he’s also the product receiver
  • has to do a lot of cycle counts and damage reports bc customers drop things, especially cosmetic things, so often
  • its expensive
  • permanently stressed
  • jokes around a lot
  • will come check up on employees and see if they’re working or not
  • usually doesn’t do much if they’re not
  • just tells them to get to work but like doesnt actually do anyhing about it
  • one time he walked into the cosmetics department and saw lance giving hunk an impromptu makeover and said “dont do that on store time!” but lance offered to give him one too so coran was like ‘oh yes’ and never actually gave lance shit
  • very smart and suggests a lot of ways to improve customer service, ignores keith whenever he says ‘or we could not do that’
  • VERY protective of the staff, will fight anyone who treats them poorly

shiro 

  • shiro is the head front store manager, meaning he’s above coran but below allura
  • (fs managers wear blue collared long sleeve shirts and ties. pciture shiro wearing that. thank u for ur time)
  • the store is severely understaffed so shiro is permanently stressdt
  • because he’s the one that deals with hiring and raises and wages and whatnot
  • is literally the Team Dad™ and the employees go to him a lot when they have issues/are being harrassed by a customer
  • since they cant tell customers to fuck off they get shiro to do it instead bc shiro is the manager and can do what he wants
  • (shiro never tells customers to fuck off. not explicitly. he’s too kind for that. hes very good at subtly telling them off though. kindly.)
  • takes naps in allura’s office a lot 
  • is also in charge of what products get brought in
  • wants to go for a yearlong nap when lance and pidge keep suggesting all these weird sex toys and lubes
  • “look at this thing it looks like a BANANA shiro can you bring it in i’m gonna fucking sell this to that cranky ass old dude–” “NO, pidge, we are not bringing in a banana sex toy. jesus christ.”
  • “YOOOO I’D GET A THIRTY PERCENT DISCOUNT ON THIS LUBE ITS STRAWBERRY FLAVOUREDO OOHH” “i dont want to hear about your sex life, lance.”
  • no one knows how tf he got his scar or lost his arm but everyone always asks if he can robot punch the dick customer in the face and shiro always has to firmly tell them that’s rude and also, no, but only because theyd get fined

hunk

  • hunk is the best merchandiser (stock person basically, the ones putting products out and whatnot)
  • often climbs the shelves in the receiving room bc although he doesnt look it hes super nimble 
  • the toilet paper is always on the top shelf and customers always want it bc its always on sale so hunk is perpetually climbing the shelves
  • sometimes he gets stuck up there and isnt let down until shiro hears him screaming, sometimes hours later
  • shiro leaves him in charge of signage and sale tickets which is fine bc hunk always bums off half of them to lance (who always whines bc he has enough to do in cosmetics which is a lie because theres nothing happening there ever)
  • deals with a lot of shit in general
  • “are you sure you dont have any more of this in the back?” “well ma’am, you see, this thing here” (handheld device) “tells me we have zero in stock, so, like, yeah. im sure” 
  • has a small crush on one of the regular customers called shay, who will hang around and talk to him until shiro comes around the corner and says “Get back to work”
  • whenever he sees one of his coworkers being bothered by a customer he’ll come up and very cheerfully say “can i help you??” as said coworker makes a break for it
  • a VERY hard worker, always gets compliments from customers and even hugs sometimes from the regulars
  • always brings in cookies or donuts he baked and leaves them in the staff room for everyone to share; they always tell him to quit his job and open a bakery
  • hunk flushes and beams but would never leave this shit hole of a place, he says
  • spends like 70% of the time he’s in the receiving room dancing and singing loudly along with the radio, pidge joins him sometimes
  • so does lance and theyll play impromptu basketball with garbage and empty boxes
  • dabs at lance when he sees him across the store

pidge

  • pidge is the cash supervisor meaning theyre the one who deals with counting the safe, covering breaks, and dealing with customers when shiro, allura and coran have gone home
  • since the managers usually dont work night shifts, pidge is in charge almost every night from 2pm to close, at midnight
  • literally dead inside, makes jokes about it a lot
  • “hey pidge can you bring me a roll of toonies when you have the chance?” “sure, keith, i’m not doing anything anyway, only taking care of this entire fucking store on my own and wanting to die” “same” “nice”
  • will enter the staff room and announce “i hate my fucking life” and do a shot of chocolate milk
  • the tills crash a lot, and pidge gets at least 6 calls a day from lance especially because the tills are shit in the cosmetics department
  • “my cash crashed again” “just fucking leave it lance i dont give a shit” “i have customers” “okay ill come reboot it but only because youll cry if i dont” “Thanks pidge love u” (pidge has hung up already)
  • very small but always ready to fight
  • will literally tell a customer to eat a dick if they deserve it
  • one old guy was harrassing keith because he didnt have enough lottery tickets and keith was trying to remain polite (which he sucks at) and pidge came up and said “sir kindly calm down or leave this store immediately and dont come back”
  • covers lance’s breaks, since the department cant be unattended, and will shout across the store when they see lance stopping at front cash on the way back to flirt with keith
  • “YOURE NOT BEING PAID TO FLIRT WITH KEITH LANCE GET UR ASS BACK HERE” (customers stare)
  • got called “she” after specifying they want “they” pronouns multitple times, and then refused to serve the customer again

keith

  • is that stereotypical cashier that literally wants to die
  • “hi welcome to quiznak did you find everything you were looking for?” *customer bitches about sale prices and blames keith as though he personally chose the price* “okay”
  • its always dead from 7pm to midnight so he’ll just stand there and read a book, and pidge will be like “u cant do that” and keith will be like “too bad” and pidge is like “tru”
  • has stupid competitions with lance, will often compete with him for Worst Customer Ever Stories
  • lance: “this woman told me i shouldnt work in cosmetics because im a guy!! what kind of bullshit!! i didnt give her free samples” keith, flatly: “a man yelled at me for five minutes solid because we don’t sell duracell batteries and then threw his empty coffee cup at me and walked away”
  • the uniform is a short sleeved t shirt but keith always wears a black shirt underneath it and no one cares enough to stop him
  • he also wears his skinny jeans instead of work slacks but again no one cares
  • this pleases keith because he knows his ass looks great in those jeans, and he knows lance stares at it from across the store
  • gay
  • actually has terrible apathy and poor social etiquette and is bad at reading social cues which hes working on with shiro’s help
  • a customer sadly said “i lost my husband” and keith blankly says “did you find him” and shiro, who’s there for whatever reason, gives him a pained look, until keith says “oh god im so sorry i didnt realise oh god”
  • when its really slow and pidge is on cash he’ll leave to go “straighten up” the aisles but hes actually going to visit lance in the cosmetics department bc arguing with lance is fun
  • literally doesnt care about makeup or skincare but lance does and keith thinks its cute
  • if theres no customers pidge will get on the PA and say GAYYY for the whole store to hear
  • hunk will join in from the receiving

lance

  • okay so im a cosmetician so this is entirely based off of my experience
  • lance is one of the only cosmeticians. there are 4 running the entire department. lance suffers everyday. he might as well be the fucking manager
  • knows so much about skincare that it’s lowkey terrifying. has amazing skin. “Whats your secret???” asks a customer. lance will never reveal. (its glycolic peels and a good moisturiser)
  • also is incredible at eyeliner, gives shiro a run for his money
  • “youre a guy why are you working in cosmetics” “because im beautiful”
  • the cosmetician uniforms are all black, long sleeve blazers and black pants. lance looks really good because he’s tall and slim, and pidge always tells him what a gay look it is
  • “im BI, pidge” “i know but its a gay look because its a GOOD look”
  • its always fucking HOT in the cosmetics department because its far away from the freezers and the lights for the makeup make the entire dpt like a sauna
  • lance will cry about it at any given time. he BEGS allura to change the AC settings but she never does
  • goes to front cash to steal bags a lot because they run out a lot at cosmetics but mostly actually goes to say some kind of pickup line to keith, or to whatever cute girl is waiting in keith’s line (earning himself a savage glare)
  • always has makeup swatches up and down his arms and all over his hands and smudges on his cheeks; somehow still looks flawless, and he knows it
  • shamelessly applies makeup in the middlle of his shift, earning himself calls from allura and shiro telling him to work andstop doing that
  • he doesnt stop
  • when hes bored hell leave the department and go hang out with hunk in the back for like a half hour and claim he was printing signs when asked
  • “i may hate my job and want to die most of the time, but at least i look good” *finger guns* *keith rolling his eyes*
  • a pretty girl or cute boy enters the department looking for a consultation and lance flirts the whole time, partially because hes a flirty dude, and partially because he KNOWS it’ll up his sales. also he likes making people smile.
  • makes faces at keith from across the store when keith is standing at his cash looking like a zombie. keith responds and they have an ugly face contest

bonus:

  • after close, pidge, hunk, and lance will grab the trolleys and race down the aisles, often crashing into shelves or each other. keith joins sometimes and fucking slaughters them all
  • allura: i should fucking fire you all
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Post-It Notes, ch9

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IT’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly posting this is making me super nervous because it’s been such a long wait? which im very sorry about? so i owe yall a really good chapter in return for u guys being so lovely and patient <333 

thank you to @sadrien and @reyxa for being the best cheerleaders ever, love you guys <3 also HUGE shoutout to sadrien for beta-ing (ish??) for me. god bless i lov u 

as always, comments and reblogs are very much appreciated!!! (please reblog omg i want 2 know what u guys think!!!) 

enjoy!!!


Adrien is drowning. The harsh blue of the memory of her eyes pull him in deeper and deeper, and Adrien doesn’t know if he wants to stay above water anymore. He now knows for sure that the post-it notes had been Marinette, but he still almost can’t believe it. It feels like a dream that is too good to be true, but Adrien hasn’t woken up yet.

Adrien is so in love. And he is so fucked.

Adrien sinks into his chair as he spins in it absentmindedly. The words “I love you” scrawl their way across his vision again and again and again. He hugs the note to his chest.

“I love you,” he murmurs, swooning a little as he says it.

“Aw, Adri-chou! I didn’t know you felt that way about me!” Plagg coos as he zips into view.

Adrien rolls his eyes. “Plagg, you know I hate it when Chloé calls me that.”

“Adri-fromage, is that fucking better?”

“I hate you.”

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prince of cats

chapter two: this holy shrine

on ao3 || on ffnet 
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i was gonna say something but im in like a really really bad mood right now so i hope you enjoy the chapter


Marinette hesitates for longer than usual at her apartment door. There’s no way her neighbor will be out and about at this time today, she’s never run into him before yesterday. Maybe he just had an errand to run or something. She shouldn’t be nervous about the slim chance of seeing someone she’s exchanged not even half a conversation with.

At least, that’s what she keeps telling herself.

The reality of the situation is that she fell asleep on the couch in the middle of designing an evening dress and had dreamt about his eyes. His eyes! God it’s like she’s a teenager again.

Just as she’d predicted, she doesn’t run into her neighbor. She’s strangely disappointed. Not that she had been looking forward to see him, she just—

Okay. Yes, she’d been looking forward to at least catching another glimpse of him. She kind of wants to hear his voice again, maybe hear him laugh?

For some reason, she thinks it would sound like springtime—

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anonymous asked:

Ok idk if this is dumb or w/e but i think a 10 things i hate about you au would be awesome if u wrote it! Anyways ur literally my fave writer ??? Like ur so bloody good

lets do a brainstorm  

  • james is patrick obvsly and he is just The Worlds Biggest Shite meaning that hes v hot and always smoking in chem and also is rumoured to have drunk paint stripper on a dare and lived 
  • it was actually wine in the paint stripper can but dont tell peter pettigrew bc he thinks james is immortal 
  • lily is kat and once she shoved a tampon so far up a guys nose that you couldnt see the string 
  • lets fuck w/ the plot a bit and say that bianca is petunia and cameron is vernon ONLY lily doesnt want to date anyone bc that means petunia can date vernon and thats #1 on lilys Not Today Or Ever list 
  • (also included on the list are acknowleding slughorn when he speaks or letting mary mcdonald hook up with sirius black when hes meant to be at soccer practise) 
  • everyone is scared of lily except:
  1.  james who couldnt give two shits abt anythin 
  2. sirius whos been on her soccer team since they were 7 and also she knows that if she ever punched him to hard he’d tell everyone abt that time she tripped over the ball when they were 8 
  3. petunia, whose to vapid 2 notice anything (we gotta fudge it to make it work sorry bianca bby i love u and joeseph gordon levitto or whoever the fuck) 
  • anyway: vernon pays james 2 date lily so he can date petunia. cue hijinks
  • james smokes while waiting outside her locker and so she starting walking up wearing a gas mask and ignoring him 
  • james readin up abt all the social causes shes into and dropping into conversation bits like ‘the fact that taiwan has to enter the olympics as chiense taipei is appauling’ and watching lily like. squit at him
  • ‘stop trying to impress me.’ ‘whose trying?’  
  • he stops going to his classes and just starts going to hers like james the fuck man

  • at the concert when shes getting water in that dress and james is just. looking. and lily is just. noticing that hes looking.
  • the bar scene and ‘she likes pretty guys’ and james, straightning up, slips his hair back slightly, clutches his pool que, ‘you dont think im pretty?’ and then punching vernon lol 
  • also: james hearing that lily has black underwear and deadass getting a hard on right there in the bar 
  • lets have snape be some kinda joey donner guy and when lily hits his car at the record store and he calls her a bitch she rams it again
  • THE PARTY SCENE and lilys ding the strip tease and snape is cheering and james pulls lily off the table and also maybe tips snapes drink down his front 
  • ‘your eyes have a little green in them’ and shes so drunk, and james is looking at her even when hes trying very hard not to. how odd
  • she keeps talking abt how she wants to start a band and how sirius could be the drummer and james could play base and she could play guitar because ‘im the only one- whos got the skills *vomits onto james’ shoes*
  • lily tries to kiss him in his car but shes drunk and james isnt a bad guy so he doesnt let her
  • the soccer scene where james gets remus to get the band together and then he sings the song all the while sirius is like bopping his head and lily cannot stop grinning  
  • THE PAINTBALLING SCENE AND JAMES TIES HIS HAIR BACK AND TRIES TO KISS LILY AND SHE SMASHES A PAINT BALLON OVER HIS HEAD 
  • ‘potter did you really sleep with all of the spice girls’ ‘dont be ridiculous. only two out of the five’ 
  • the prom bit where everything goes to hell and lily finds out that vernons been paying james this whole time and shes so sad and hurt and pissed and she leaves only petunia does not go after her. 
  • sirius does 
  • goes to her house the next day and they talk abt sarah laurence and debating how good david beckham actually is 
  • the poem scene and I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I hate the way you’re always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you’re not around And the fact that you didn’t call But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
  • and james wants to die like right there bc hes a fucking idiot and he’d probably kill all of the spice girls and eat a kidney just to have her talk to him again 
  • he buys her a £2000 guitar with vernons money and tells her what a cock hes been and she makes the joke abt how he cant just buy her an instrament everytime he fucks up and james makes the quip abt how there are lots of instraments and she smiles and he just. feels good again. just like that. 
  • this got super long whoops but u see what i mean
Gang Fight - Seongwoo Au

- admin xion

Originally posted by kingdans



genre: fluff but with swearing and beating ppl up lol-
member: ong seongwoo
word count: 1280
requested: yes
side notes: i’ve never been into anything about gangs nor gang fights itself so this shit is gonna be hELLA OFF DON’T BASH ME HHHHH


requested by: anon

Hiiii^^ could you write a series with seongwoo and oc where he is in a gang (wanna one) and she gets tangled up in his business somehow like idk he’s running away and she happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time so he has to hide her and then gets annoyed at her but then meets her again at some other point and has to protect her and they fall in love?? Omg I feel like I just wrote everything..TT



- mmk lets do this
- pewpew seongwoo
- my fav concept
- gang gang
- skrt skrt
- okay im sorry
- lol sike im not
- u thought
- how do i begin this
- u were walking
- with your basic schoolgirl uniform and the small little baggie with earbuds in and the nice curly swirly hair oH WOWWW
- you were going to the nearby bus stop to make your way home from class
- and fOR SOME REASON
- today the bus stop was extremely empty
- you were the only person there
- sorta scared bUT OH WELL RIGHT????
- as you continued to hum the tune to the song your phone was playing
- someone running by jUMPED OVER THE FUCKING BUS STOP SEAT
- KNOCKS YOUR PHONE IN WHICH WAS LAYING PEACEFULLY RIGHT BESIDE YOU
- AND WOOSH
- YOUR EARBUDS ARE PLUGGED OUT
- “for fuck sakES” the man cried as he quickly picked up the phone and paused the music
- “dUDE THATS MY PH-“
- “oNG SEONGWOO” a voice aggressively yelled
- he quickly
- and deeply
- sighed as he took your wrist and began running
- you had a hard time keeping up with his pace
- (;
- what
- anyways
- you had lITTLE TO NO ENERGY
- and was slowing him down in which he noticed
- he groaned and rolled his eyes as he suddenly picked you up bridal style and began running into a corner you weren’t familiar with
- your bag somehow managed to stay onto your shoulders as he quickly kicked open a door and barged inside with multiple men sitting around
- “myfUCKINGGOD” the one who carried you yelled as he threw you onto the couch
- “seongwoo, why is there a girl in our hideout?” asked the extremely tall one
- “i bet he was being chased again by those same douches,” spoke the one who was flipping through channels
- your heart was beating quickly
- why the fuck are they acting like this is normal?
- “you could’ve at least brought home a girl with bigger boobs but mmkay you do you seongwoo,” spoke a deep toned voice
- “jUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND GO” seongwoo yelled as he dashed towards you and handed you your phone
- “thefuck?” you mumbled as you retrived back your phone
- “dude, i dont even know where i am, why the fuck im here and why the fuck i was carried here,” you replied bluntly as you looked into his eyes
- he chuckled and rolled his eyes
- “firstly, you don’t know who the fuck i am, secondly, you slowed me the fuck down so i had to carry your fat ass, thirdly, did you not want your phone back because i couldn’t thrown that shit into your face so fucking hard-“
- “sEONGWOO CALM YOUR BALLS FOR CHRIST SAKES!” a voice yelled from upstairs as you jumped a bit
- ‘seongwoo’ sighed and gritted his teeth
- “at least walk her home or some shit,” another voice spoke
- “no, you do it jisung,” seongwoo spoke
- “no, YOU brought her here,” jisung replied
- “yah and herboobsaren’tbigeither”
- “oKAY CAN I STOP BEING CRITICIZED ON MY FUCKING BOOB SIZE?”
- “no,”
- “just walk her home seongwoo,”
- “uGH FINE, BUT IF I GET CAUGHT AGAIN THEN I’M-“
- “what? what are you gonna possibly do?”
- seongwoo clenched his wrist as he inhaled deeply
- “fiNelETSgO” he mumbles with his teeth closed
- he headed on the door as he purposely waiting for you to walk in front of him as he lifted up his hood and shoved his hands into his pockets
- you, remembering being on this street a few times, walked into a path you thINK was the right path to the bus stop
- “idiot, it’s this way,” seongwoo says as he grabs your wrist and drags you
- i was gonna say he dragged you from your hair but
- (;
- wickwodow killme
- “hAve yOU sERIOUSlY NEver bEEn hERE?” he asks
- “yah,” you reply
- “…good,” he mumbles under his breath
- he walks you all the way to the bus stop wOOSH
- “lol mmk bye hope to never see you again,”
- “i could never relate more,” you reply
- time skip woosh
- school
- ew
- you were at school
- ew
- how many times have i said that in a scenario?
- well, you were acTUAlly approaching school
- you heard a bunch of whispers about a 11 new students joining your class since you class was the smallest so far
- bUT YOU THE READER PROBABLY KNOWS WHO THEY AREEE
- woosh in class, the door opened as they all entered
- their faces were familiar
- and they all noticed you you too as your classmates noticed the pointing and looks they gave you
- all introducing themselves one by one they eventually all got their seats
- “he fucking jinxed it,” you said to yourself
- throughout the whole class you ignored them
- you saw their glances at you but it flew over your mind
- as you were leaving the class, your wrist was graBBED ONCE AGAIN as you were turned back into the class
- “whathefu-“
- “look, whatever the fuck happened yesterday stays in yesterday,”
- “if its going to stay in yesterday why the fuck are you bringing it up?”
- “god you irritate me,”
- “then stop talking to me,”
- “maybe i will,”
- “good, for fuck sakes,” you replied bluntly as you ripped your wrist apart from his grip as he gritted his teeth and rolled his eyes
- “so annoying,” he mumbles as you dash out of the room
- time skip wooshie wooshh
- as you were exiting the school, a man in a black suit approaches you
- “y/n, correct?” he asks
- you slowly nod as you felt heaviness on your shoulder
- “get the fuck out of here hyunmin,” the familiar voice spoke
- you looked to your side and saw seongwoo as the rest of his gang approaches
- “i didnt even come for you. i came for her. i mean- look at her,” he speaks
- seongwoo gritted his teeth and clenched his fist
- “you guys just met yesterday. don’t tell me you had another soomin situati-“
- with full force seongwoo threw a punch at hyunmin as jisung and jaehwan rushed in to pry him off
- seongwoo used his other available arm and swung both of them away, leaving them both falling onto their backs
- jihoon and daehwi both went to jaehwan and jisung to make sure their okay
- before you knew it, a fight broke out as hyunmins gang soon approached the situation and made it more chaotic
- you yawned as your neck began to ache
- you approached the situation and with full force, you grabbed seongwoos collar and slapped him as you repeated the same process for hyunmin, leaving them both shocked
- as for the rest, they all stopped as they were left in shock
- “all i did was slap them, why you all staring?” you asked out of confusion
- hyunmin quickly ran as he can as the rest of his group followed
- seongwoo deeply sighed as you assisted him to get up back onto his two feet
- you glanced up into the sky and took a deep breath
- “my fUCKING GOD” you cursed
- you carried his heavy ass back into the school and into the nurse’s office
- yaya you treated his wounds
- all u guys did was bicker tho lolol
- “who’s soomin?” you asks
- seongwoo softly chuckles
- “someone who played with my feelings,” he replied
- “thats… interesting” you replied as you pack up the first aid kit
- “you slapped me hard,” he said changing the topic
- “what do you expect? you were just beating him up,”
- “yOU LETTING ME BEST HIM UP,”
- “yOU KNOW WHAT SEONGWOO I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR SUCH SLANDER SO IM JUST GONNA YEET OUT OF HERE,”
- “OKAYFINE THEN”
- “FINETHEN”
- “bYE”
- “BYE”
- …
- “YOU’RE NOT LEAVING”
- “YOU’RE NOT LEAVING EITHER”
- “OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IM GLUED TO THE SEAT”
- “WOWOW”

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~ still not gay ~

Word Count: 2 800

Genre: chat fic, coming out, coming to terms with sexuality, humour

Pairing(s): phan, tiny mention of kickthestickz

Warnings: swearing, so many spelling/grammar mistakes (all on purpose as it’s a chat fic), mentioned homophobia, sexual humour (not a lot)

Summary:

crabstickzzz has added PJ to the chat.
PJ: what?
dannyboy: chris and co. think im gay

A/N Shout out to the (formerly) ~ still not gay ~ chat, thanks for not believing I was straight. (Loosely based off my own unconventional coming out.)

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lee daehwi as your soulmate

imagine having daehwi as ur soulmate where u have the date u meet written on ur wrist

(as requested!)

  • ur soulmate clue isnt really visible for awhile just bc ure like. a tiny kid for the first majority of ur life lol
  • for awhile u just have a smudge of ink on ur wrist so,,, u dont rlly have a choice but to let it be
  • ANYWAYS
  • once u start to get older, the markings on ur wrist start to become more and more clear

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dating jisung!!

this and one or two more willl be the last of the dating series….

BY THE WAY THIS IS PORBS MY SHORTEST SO FAR SORRY

anyway, lets go!


- whoo boi

- ok so

- you r in the same dance class as jisung

- btw you’re actually bETTER than him!!1

- the teacher is ike trying to teach a dance but!! wait!!

- jisung doesn’t know how to do a series of moves

- so,,, the teacher orders you do go into another dance studio and teach him

- which you don’t really wanna do cause he’s so cute  but you do anyway

- so now y'all r in the dance studio

- “ok so what part of the dance are you struggling with?”

- “erg,,,the,,,uh-the part where-,,,y’know,,, where this part of the song comes on”

- “jisung thats the chorus it happens like 3 times during the song”

- anyway so ya he was finally able to explain

- and you’re teaching him

- it was pretty tiring cause it was a high energy move and you had to repeat it like 4848498 times

- after you congratulate him is when he notices your beauty

- yOU HAVE THIS CUTE SMILE AND DJDSJKJSKJS

- so for the nest 3 weeks jisung ignores you

- and u get a lil emo cause u have a teeny weeny crush on dis boi

- jk u have une massive crush 

- so u confront him about it

- “hey,,,so why r avoiding me?”

- jisUNG FELT SO BAAD CAUSE YOU LOOKED SO SAD AND CONCERNED

- so he pretty much confessed right then an there

- he kept on apologizing so

- yOU cUt hIM oFF w A kISS

- jakjkjkajkjak yalls faces were so red

- anyway

- jisung always hugs u after dance

- like 

- no matter what, he gotta get his goodbye hug

- “y/nnnnnn”

- “no ur gross and sweaty”

- he didn’t sign up to be bullied when he asked you out

- OMG WHEN HE OFFICIALLY ASKED YOU OUT

- he prepared a dance and got the whole dance crew

- when u showed up at the studio NO ONE WAS THERE

- until

- you see jisung walk in

- and start dancing SJSKSJKJSK

- THEN THE WHOLE TEAM COMES IN WITH FLOWERS ANAD A SIGN THAT SAYS “WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND”

- DHHEDJHDJH YOU COULDNT STOP SMILING

- so u go in for a hug

- aND JISUNG TEARS UP A LIL OSSKOKSOKS

- moving on

- jisungs a giant rite

- so ur short compared to him (depeNDING ON HOW TALL U R THAT CAN CHANGE)

- when u hold hands u can’t even see your hands

- and he lets u wear his sweaters n shit 

- THEY SMELL SO???GOOD??

- like h OW

- jisung is a rly emotional boi ok

- dont hurt his feelings cause

- just don’t

- jisUNG LOVES ESKIMO KISSES

- HE JUST COMES UP TO U AND NUZLES UR NOSE EAJAKJ

- k tbh when you guys first met he was shorter than u

- and he has pics of it an d teASES U 25/8 

- “ahhehhahHHAH you were taller than me look at me now”

- “stfu atlas i can dance”

- “i- true”

- YOURE HIS #1 BESTIE ON SNAPCHAT

- YOU GUYS ALWAYS somehow reply right away

- kind of creepy but its guc

- once for a date, jisung suggested a horror movie 

- cause his hyungs said to

- big mistake

- JISUNG WAS MORE SCARED THAN YOU

- HE WAS LITERALLY SQUEEZING YOU AND LIKE HIDING HIS FACE IN THE CROOK OF YOUR NECK

- you thought it was cool until u feel smth wet on your shoulder

- jISUNGIE IS CRYING FUCKSKS

- you stop the movie an d cuddle

- that!was!your!first!time!cuddling!ever!!

- you were the big spoon

- but then you became the small spoon within a couple of minutes

- lMAO OK SO ONCE JISUNG WAS EATING WITH NCT

- AND YOU WALK IN THE RESTAURANT NOT KNOWS HE’S THERE

- y'all make eye contact for 0.00000001 seconds and suddenly all his hyungs r whistling and teasing him

- man all he wanted to do was eat some fries in peace

- lMAO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE PUSHING U TO TALK TO HIM

- u were ready to die tbh

- once u challenged jisung to a dance battle

- and beat him

- and he cried

- the suddenly taeyong comes and challenges u

- u also beat him

- and he cried

- JSJSKJKSJ IM SORRY

- jisung is such a cute bf though

- he will do anything for u

- like dye his hair green cause u told him u like grass

- LMAO TRU STORY

- but u made him dye it back to his natural colour

- jisung loves back hugs

- so much 

- he just wraps his arms around u and rests his head on your shoulder

- JISUNG IS BORN IN 02

- HE IS NOT 

- going to have a “fun time”

- he can’t even be kissed on the cheek with out blushing and stuttering

- y'all aint slick 

- anyway

- jisung is a precious bby

- he loves u with all his heart 

- and u love him too

————-

tbh im kind of emo cause i can’t write scenarios FOR SHIT sjkalklksl and I’m gonna stop doing dating au’s 

maybe i should do a drabble game? but its too hard to think of ideas cRAP

whatever imma just see what happens i guess

- emma

Day6; call me, beep me (if you wanna reach me) Ch. II

Read Ch. I here on tumblr or here on ao3 (for better formatting) or you probably won’t understand anything.


sweg squad

[1:04]

bbyxD: hyung

[1:06]
daddykang: yeah?

bbyxD: other hyung

[1:07]
jaethebae: wats up

bbyxD: other other hyung

daddykang: dowoonie please
daddykang: you gotta be more specific next time

[1:08]
jaethebae: yeah like
jaethebae: how can u call wonpil hyung of all things

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title: build a home in me (i’ll give you a place to hide)
pairing/characters: promptis if u tilt ur head
rated: g
summary: Sometimes Noctis just wants a place to hide from the endless cacophony that is being the next in line for the Lucian throne. Prompto doesn’t have much to offer, but he does his best.
alternatively, how prompto accidentally became a willing accomplice to noctis’ self-kidnapping from all the pressure that is his life.

i can’t believe i’m back with more ffxv fanfiction but here you go, something soft because friendship is really important to me and i’m a sucker for hurt/comfort, also honestly let noctis rest already, i will Fight

>ao3 link <


Prompto waves goodbye to the other members of the photography club, humming to himself as he turns to head home. But when he turns the corner, he finds a familiar figure leaning against the wall.

“Noct! You’re still here?”

Noctis glances up at him. “Hey, Prompto. You done with club?”

“Yup! You wanna go somewhere?”

“Can we go to your place?” Noctis is already walking down the stairs, expecting Prompto to follow.

Prompto blinks at his friend’s back. They usually go over to Noctis’ apartment, since it’s closer and Noctis has all of the latest consoles and also just. Ignis’ cooking. But Prompto doesn’t voice his questions out loud. Instead, he bounds after Noctis. “Sure! Is your ‘guard giving us a ride?”

Noctis’ shoulders immediately go up. “Let’s take the train,” he says shortly.

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Who should you fight from Yuri!!! on Ice

sorry its really late and im just sitting there laughing at myself

dunno if there’s something like that already lmao

also they’re all athlethes so i just ignored that for the sake of story

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Yurio

you should totally fight this kid. he’s, like, 2 feet tall?? 15 years old??? all bark but no bite??? also a lil’ rude motherfucker, i can understand why you’d wanna wreck him. just catch him while hes not wearing his knife shoes and keep from jolting, he wont be able to do shit. also watch out for his gay parents and psychotic fans. THEN you can kick his fuckin tiger socks off.


Otabek

Please don’t fight this man, he just wants to have a real friend and maybe to be introverted in peace. Unproblematic fave? Silent philosopher on ice?? Why would you wanna attack him in any way??? also kind of feel like he’d try to avoid fighting you with any way known to men, but would totally 100% beat the shit outta you if could not get away (have you even SEEN these muscles????). 

do yourself and everyone else a favor and dont fight otabek altin.


Viktor

Are you mad?? He’s, like, the vogue’s most wanted man of the last decade. You really wanna feel the wrath of the entire population of his fans??? Other than that he seems pretty fightable, but I’d still reconsider. 

Why you even wanna fight him in the first place? He’s just a bit silly, but otherwise outstanding man who likely just wants to live peacefully with his soon-to-be husband and lots of poodles, probably in a house with a big garden or some sentimental romantic bullshit like that. leave the gay man be.
(also he seems like a guy who might have some connections to mafia. if i was you i would not check if thats true.)


Yuuri

Please, do not fight Yuuri Katsuki. He might seem anxious and too kind-hearted for that shit, but believe me, he’s not the kinda guy you would wanna fight. he’s pretty competitive, wont take any shit from you, wont let you disrespect him or his precious gay family. have you seen what kind of shit he did at that banquet after some champagne? i bet my ass he would take pleasure in beating you up if you did him/his fiancee/their angry smol child wrong. its always the quiet dudes. 

100% he has something up his sleeve. Do not fight Katsuki Yuuri.


JJ

are you joking? go for it. this guy probably cries when someone calls him bitchbaby, spends more money on cosmetics than food and has his butt on a life insurance. nobody likes him (expect his fiancee and fans). he’s a professional pissoff. and you know what? you certainly can thrash his self-obsessed ass. youre welcome!


Chris

if i was you i would not fight him. dude seems kinda chill, but also fucked up. like, who the fuck comes on ice?? thats a whole new level of fuckupery. he might not have any inhibitions and i dont know if you wanna deal with that. also there’s a big chance he might try to sexually harass you while you struggle to beat him up. if you don’t feel uncomfortable/just want to get in his pants and dont know any other way to gain his attention than fight him, just do it.

so I’d say 50/50.


Phichit

Try beating that sunshine child up and I’ll fucken end u.


Guang Hong Ji

Such a good, sweet kid. His hugs probably can cure cancer. His smile gets rid of an acne and dandruff. His posts on social media clear skin and water crops. Do not fight him, befriend and then use him to make money of his magic healing abilities.


Leo

Another nice guy. If you decide to fight him he won’t stand a chance. But I don’t think that you two would actually get to the fighting part, there are so many things to talk about and selfie and you seem like a swell guy let’s go on a brunch what are you allerg-


Seung-gil Lee

Weird dude. Most likely knows all of your weaknesses as soon as he sees you, but also seems kind of air-headed? You might try if you really want. I would highly recommend catching him by surprise. 75% chance of winning then, i’d say.


Georgi

You probably can, but why? Just roast him. Tell him mean shit about his relationship with Anya. Tell him that hes a dumb cryboob. Make him reflect his whole life. He’ll cry. He’ll lost all his motivation. Become depressed. Then you can wave your black cloak for the last time and walk towards the sunset. Maybe kick him for a good measure, if you really need to.


Michele

He would really beat the flying shit outta you, but only if you tried assaulting his sister. You could send him official invitations for a fight ten fucking years every day and he wouldn’t get it at all. Try only if you have a way of destroying him emotionally. Like, Sara agreed to date you or smth.


Minami

Easy thing, but why? Maybe if he really iritates you, give him a lil’ slap of a some kind, but don’t be too mean, he’s a good kid. Also, his menthor might cut a bitch if you do him any real harm. Maybe try a balaclava? Idk dude just dont


Mila

Don’t even try. She’s beauty she’s grace she’ll give you a fucking run for your life and make you regret all your life decisions. She’s a real queen DO NT FIGHT MILA BABICHEVA IF YOU VAL;UE YOUR LIF E


SUMMARY:
RATHER FIGHT: Seung-gil Lee, JJ, Yurio
CAN FIGHT BUT AT YOUR OWN RISK: Minami, Chris, Viktor, Phichit, Leo
DONT NEED TO FIGHT TO DESTROY/USE: Georgi, Michele, Guang Hong Ji
DO NOT FIGHT: Mila, Yuuri, Otabek

Flizzy Files Pt. 12: Creeping on the low

Aiight so we sitting in the lounge at my dorm like a good 8 of us talking about current events in entertainment and shit… another dude comes through basketball player dude daps us all up

(There’s this gay dude in the group along with his gay best friend one is feminine and one is like a masculine pretty boy)

so the dude that just came down was like im not staying long my girl coming  through the masculine gay dude was like “mmhmm”

dude ignores it and starts talking with us his girl comes in a couple mins later.. and the gay dude his just staring her down

so they stay for like 5 mins and then shes like lets go so he gets up and he goes “yo any of yall got a condom i ran out” so one of the homies slides him one of these

so the gay dude looks at dude like


“nah, he dont fit those those, he likes ultra thin or ecstasy”

his best friend looks down and whispers under his breath “ohhhh god why u being messy”

so his girl like why u acting like u know what my man likes

he’s like “ *our man get it right i know what he loves *grabs crotch*” she was like “fuck you, my man aint into no gay shit”

he’s like “oh word? …. lemme show u some him”, the boyfriend is like “lets go lets go dont listen to this homo”

so he pulls up texts like what this say “i miss daddys dick inside me no homo” “come over i need to feel all of it no homo” “i need to feel that warm nut on my back no homo”

(nigga was begging for dick and nut on his back said no homo at the end of every sentence i was dying)

Boyfriend: Smh thats not even me he just changed the name in the phone to my name

Gay dude: “oh? u gon lie like that?” *calls the number*

the boyfriends phone starts ringing everyone is like

she like “that dont mean nothing u coulda messed with the numbers”

he’s like i just knew u was gon say that

“I already had the receipts ready boo”

“Exhibit A”

dude pulls up footage of the boyfriend sucking his dick in his phone 

she like i cant even see his face 

hes like oh “Exhibit B”

pulls up footage of him giving the boyfriend backshots like “is that not the same forearm tattoo, bitch he even wearing the same shirt right now”

everyone looking at his shirt and looking in the phone like

Gay dude: “Baby girl u see that thats 11 inches he took it all the first night so trust and believe baby girl this wasn’t his first rodeo, bottommmmmmm”

Everyone:

Girlfriend:

“we’re done, dont contact me again”

Gay dude: I told u stop calling me a f**got in them texts i told you youd regret it

Boyfriend: it wasn’t that serious bruh

then he tried to fight him, but we broke it up then security told us to go to our rooms 

i just seen him and the girl holding hands today smiling and laughing so i guess they back together 

Moral of the story is: 

wanna chat? pt. 14

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i got my harry potter nerd on for this chapter, mostly because i wanted to write and didn’t know what to write about

also, i’m glad you all liked the previous chapter <3

dipshit = adrien
fergie = alya
no = nino
dancing queen = mari

enjoy~


16:30

fergie: its 2 quiet in here
time for the #discourse

no: no

fergie: shit im blanking
i need a topiC
@the babs: someone pls

no: i refuse to support this

dipshit: Anything?

fergie: yes

dipshit: Ok give me a second

no: fuck dude i just wanted a day of chill

fergie: babe with friends like us thats just not possible

dancing queen: What are we doing??

dipshit: Hogwarts house discourse
Go

no: i cant believe i have to break up with you

fergie renamed this conversation to “hogwarts house discourse”.

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And so the fam quotes saga continues

-K I SCREAMED PUSSY ASS BITCH OK
+You have levelled up to level 27!

‘‘Can I be a blade of grass
Bc blades are for emos and no one understands me’’

-Do I want a ‘‘botique and crafted’’ moodbiard, a ‘‘friendly’’ moodbiard, a ‘‘colorful and flat’’ moodbiard or a ‘‘hip and minimal’’ moodbiard
-Decisions decisions
+Make a ‘‘gay’’ moodbiard

-MY FRIENDS BUS DRIVER QUOTED SPOMGEBOB AND SAID WEESNAW 
-AND I WANTED TO CRU
+C RU
-SHUSH UR SPAMISH FUCK
+SPAMISH
-FUCK YOU IM NOT TRYING MY BEST
-UM NOT SUCC EEDING
~thats accurate bc youre spanish and you spam
~therefore
~spamish
+omg

-IBDONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I’M CRYING
+l i c c
~(:V) >:) =:O (:V) :-} :-[ :-P :-/ ;-) {·:-D ^x ]º ¿~´+2`3´-+12`3+`´+`)&%&)
-Aaaaaw, I love you too, honey

-THE BEST MOMENT TO WEAR A STRIPPED SWEATER IS
+now
-ALL TH3 TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
~WEESNAW

-and ry is drunk or smth
+ ;-;
~IM DRUNO ON YOUR LOVE
·RYAN WHY
+TWUE WUVE

-Nature is gay
+Of course
-I’d let her bone me tbh
~Gay is nature
+Nature gay is
+I love how we all ignored Babas comment about how they would totally fuck nature 
-I mean

‘‘im a tree fucker
aka a squirrel’’

‘‘Why does my phone autocorrect Nel into Nein jfc’‘

-Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane? Yes I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Yes I know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.
+Mythie I swear one of these days you’re gonna tell us what hallucinogens you’ve been using

‘‘I can’t belive the Cambridge Dictionary has siesta and fiesta into it jfc’‘

-We’ve got a tall uside down U
+yeah well you can go fuck yourself on that tall upside down u because i dont give no fucks about your motherfucking arches in the middle of your field you call a state

-Isn’t Pennsylvania like a part of Romania
-WAUT
-THAT’S TRANSILVANIA
+PFFF
~lmao

-When I Was A Young Quesadillamissouri is a fucking field with road signs 
-best name 2017
+Me
+I’m changing my name
~Quesadillamissouri
+stormy sierra sky Skaggs is now When I Was A Young Quessadillamissouri is a fucking field with road sings
-catchy

‘‘My mom: R u studying for the presentation?
Me, with doulingo in my computer: ,,,yes’’

‘‘Oh 13 yo me if you only knew
How gay you’d become’’

‘‘CRIES hes so cute he was eating a banana he noticed the camera he waved at it and continued eating the banana literally good 40 seconds of this whole vid is him eating a banana’‘

-i want to be vored by mothman so i dont have to exist in this fucking world anymore
-thats my mood rn
+I was having my Italian lesson in Duolingo and I tipped gay instead of day
+That’s my mood rn
-i was trying to be smooth when talking to someone and say mi life is better with them in it but autocorrect damned me to eternal hell by changing the sentence to say that my life is wetter with them in it
-thats my side mood
+LMFAO

‘‘Oh no not bagged drinks’‘

‘‘blinking is like your eyelid’s verson of clapping’‘

‘‘They tried to shove banana chips into my mouth’‘

-I love salt 
-I’m always a slut for salt
+I love death
+Im always a slut for death
-Relatable
~Same

-Why is that a thing 
-What are Americans doing with something as good as food
+Thats a thing everywhere
-It’s not a thing here
+Theyre in like the places you dont look at trust me

‘‘WAIT IS SHREKS BLOOD ACTUALLY 10% ONION JUICE’‘

‘‘SPONGEBOB PORN??
IT’S WEIRD CUZ I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT IN MATH’’

‘‘I was trying to look up gary come home but out of habint I typed gay
What does this mean’’

-I just read Fucking In The Kitchen with the straightest face while eating pizza I might have seen too much
+same

-I’ll always be a Texas girlllll
+Good thing I’m not a girl then
-YODELAYEO YODELAYEO YEDELAYEEEEE YEYOOOOH
+Why is she even yodeling
+We don’t yodel
~[Romania’s Eurovision song flashbacks]

‘‘and now i’ve created a character by accident whos called ‘‘Father America the Fifth’‘ and he needs a backstory’‘

‘‘tfw you randomly start humming something and then it turns out that youve been singing a religious song
i mean that was kinda expected since i spent 1/7 of my childhood at church’’

‘‘i just took a long nap and i woke up thinking it was the next day bc it was dark in my room and i almost started getting dressed s;kflsdfk;adf’‘

‘‘what is this feeling of not wanting to pass out every second of the day’‘

‘‘hello yes i have slept 12 hours what is this’‘

-wow
+?
-im expressing my emotions
+ah

‘‘go fuck your bathtube dolphin boy’‘


@prongs-chan @stammi-ravioli @makkakill @plushy-minami @space-asylum @rolord @ask-ageswap-viktor @spring-gay @ask-a-skater-fan @askyoungvitya @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov @phantasmagoricalcoffee @hatelikingbatman @ask-ice-family @nocturnal-narcissus @yuuri-on-heelys 

bts ships

Anonymous said: hi! i’m fairly new to the bts fandom and i was just wondering what are the ships in bts and the most popular ones? thanks for answering if you do!! love you and your blog!!!

ANON UR SO CUTE PLS OMG THANK U ILY TOO but anyways this post isnt about me…. its about the beauty of ships…. now this is gonna be long…. i dont know the most popular ships really but ill just tell u my personal favorites (with an *)! gifs are not mine!!

*NAMJIN (namjoon x jin):

Originally posted by namjinkiss

also known as my parents. namjoon taking on the manly father role whilst jinnie is the loving mother to bts and me. they are married and no one can tell me different just look at how he’s looking at him in the gif im screaming and they even have the same last name. you know who shares last names? married couples and family but theyre not family bc theyre married and meant to be together forever

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title: how to get a boyfriend: a comprehensive guide by kuroo tetsurou
fandom: haikyuu!!
pairing: kurodai
word count: 2311
summary: kuroo asks daichi out thru texts, then regrets it: the fic

for @maskyoursmile! i hope this is everything that u wanted!!

here on ao3


Daichi lets out a long, relieved sigh as he finally finishes his homework for the weekend. It’s only Friday, but he’s always found it much easier to do all of his homework as soon as he gets home from school instead of leaving it until Sunday night. It makes it a lot easier to enjoy his weekend, he finds, so even though the guys poke fun at him for it, he sticks to his routine because it’s something that works for him.

After a nice stretch of his arms and spine that leaves his bones feeling pleasantly melty, he reaches for his phone. He always turns it on silent and leaves it facedown while he does his homework to avoid any distractions, but Suga always sends him messages anyway so he figures he should probably check them and get back to him.

When he turns his phone over, however, he finds the screen flashing with an incoming call from Kuroo Tetsurou.

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anonymous asked:

winteriron prompt: bucky runs advice blog and tony stumbles upon it, reads it and sees how nice this 'james' person is. so he shoots him a message as well. he sends all his messages on anon, signed -T. It's simple stuff at first like 'how to make perfect roast' but with time their conversation turn deeper and tony opens up abt a lot of things for the first time ever (they dont know who the other is) they talk and fall a bit in love, and one day tony forgets to choose the anon option & freaks out

Here’s nearly 2k of MIT-era tumblr nerds. Enjoy. You can also read this on Ao3.


Tony Stark has done quite a few embarrassing google searches in his time. Far too many, really. In the grand scheme of his embarrassments, this is hardly a ping on the radar, but he feels his face flush red as he types the words into the search bar. After all, Rhodey trusted him with watching his niece for the evening while he’s out with Carol, and here Tony is, searching how to hold an infant properly.

The first few articles that pop up are various family or maternity sites, coaching young mothers on how to take care of their delightful newborns. Tony skims them, eyes flickering from his phone screen to Lily (who is still blissfully asleep in her crib, thank god.) 

The articles were clearly written for people more competent with children than Tony, however, and he clicks from article to article with increasing desperation. Finally, one catches his eye - “How To Take Care of Babies - A Guide for Emotionally Stunted Men.” It’s on tumblr, more sarcastic than clinical, and exactly what Tony needs. The author has younger sisters, apparently, and the post talks Tony through holding Lily, feeding her, changing her diaper (ew) and keeping her entertained with minimal fuss.

Rhodey doesn’t try to hide his surprise when he comes back to find Lily clean, well-fed, and sleeping peacefully. “I’m good with kids,” Tony protests, of course. “I can’t believe you doubted me. Wait, you doubted me and left me with an infant anyways! That’s negligence!”

Rhodey laughs and promises that he’ll call on Tony next time his sister his out of town and he needs a baby-sitter. Tony bookmarks the blog.

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scarednoises  asked:

Hi yes hello. I love Galra!Keith and if you have any thing to say about that please do, because I have been looking places for that and I have yet to find long headcanons for him. Also, love your blog.

im so sorry this took me so long to get to aaaaa but omg yEAH i have things to say about galra!keith he is *makes fists in the air* so good

  • first of all i like the theories of him not necessarily having another galra form, u feel
  • like… there’s no “Going Galra” and turning into his other form he’s just keith ft. galra
  • i am also a fan of the “keith’s mom was a commander taken prisoner by the galra on a mission and ended up falling in love with one of them" idea
  • so poor mama kogane… i love her and i dont even know her, she was probably super headstrong and extremely clever and just full of energy
  • she was gonna fight for that baby till the very end
  • she hid him the best she could and the other prisoners were honestly super helpful in keeping him a secret from the guards but that can only go on for so long yknow
  • they eventually find out and the galra can’t allow prisoners to have children in captivity because they have no use for babies and they have to rip that child right out of her hands kicking and screaming 
  • she could not bear it honestly i bet she went sadistic on her captors, yelling and begging and demanding that they give her her child back 
  • they sent young keith down to earth and left him at an orphanage, On the Doorstep in a Basket in the Pouring Rain Style those galra are so fukin cheesey
  • and that’s where our dear keith stays for a few years, as he gets a little older he can sometimes notice that he’s just different from the other kids (sharper teeth, sharper nails, pointy ears) and that’s when he starts to kinda hang back from everyone
  • he becomes a little reclusive bc no one looks like him and all the other kids keep their distance and he doesn’t understand why he’s being left alone to play by himself 
  • he’s been there for seven years when he starts acting up bc no one ever pays any attention to him and just wants to be noticed
  • he starts doing all these things like throwing toys out the windows on the third floor or knocking over the block towers that other kids built and when disciplinary action isn’t enough anymore they have to kick him out and send him somewhere else
  • new orphanage, same problems :(
  • now he’s in his early teen years so once he gets to like…. 12-14 he is getting a ton of weird changes that none of the other kids are going through (slightly glowing eyes, purple hair sprouting up in places, u feel)
  • and now since the other kids are older too they start making fun of him instead of just ignoring him
  • he’s… so lonely he just wants friends he just wants to play he just wants to understand
  • when he’s a little older he starts hopping from foster family to foster family, it usually goes okay at first and he starts to wonder if this is what a real family feels like but then they’ll catch something about him thats very galra and they’ll get confused and angry and keith will get scared and he will run away until he finds a new family
  • but.. this cycle keeps repeating and its starting to get ingrained into keith’s head that nothing is permanent and everyone leaves and im different and i don’t know why
  • after one bad last fiasco he hears about the galaxy garrison and signs right the fuck up because its something and right now he has nothing
  • i dont feel like i need to go into a lot of detail about his time at the garrison other than that succeeding so well in flying made him actually feel really good for once in his life and gave him something to work towards, his instructor/mentor shiro filled him with lots of hope about what he was capable of, he learned through his studies about who he really was (and had a damn hard time coming to terms with it), and that after the news of the loss of the kerberos mission was released, he snapped and demanded answers and stirred up too much commotion and got booted
  • booted from the garrison, booted from foster families, booted from the orphanages, he should’ve known that nothing is permanent and everyone leaves because thats the way it always is and thats the way it always will be
  • THIS POOR KID IM SO SAD
  • let’s skip ahead to where he thinks its time to tell the team about who he is
  • it took keith a hell of a lot to come to this point but god, after they went through all that shit with the galra, he’d fee like he’s been lying to his team the whole time and he can’t have that
  • because maybe, if he tells them instead of them figuring it out for themselves, maybe they won’t leave and maybe they’ll still care about him and maybe itll be okay
  • so far this team has been the most permanent thing in his life and the closest thing to family he’s ever known so he has to tell them, he wouldn’t be able to stand it otherwise
  • so… he tells them
  • and i know there’s a million hc’s out there already of how THAT goes down
  • i personally like the “initial shock, then anger, then understanding” pattern
  • the anger coming from our younger paladins who don’t quite get it but just know that this means he’s One of the Bad Guys and can’t be trusted
  • the understanding coming from shiro, who had his doubts back at the garrison, but tells the team that he isn’t really One of the Bad Guys and should absolutely not be treated any differently than how he was before
  • i wouldn’t expect the team to accept it right away, but i could totally see them at least saying that night that they’ll work on it and then over the next week it all starts to fall back into place and soon enough they’ll even start defending him if he gets any trouble for it and what do you know, everything is okay, everything is okay
  • keith is just… so happy that they stuck by him… he was probably just so terrified that they were gonna leave him again, just like everybody else did, but they didn’t and he’s finally starting to know what a family feels like and ggggga aaahhh this kid is making me so emotional i need to end this

i just realized that this is all angst but to be fair, galra!keith is not an angst-free topic but just for shits and giggles here’s this:

  • i am a firm believer of “keith will follow any laser pointer if u try hard enough” 
  • keith: *has to literally put a sticky note that says Do Not Touch on his ears bc of lance*
  • who’s that walkin down the hall at 2 am and accidentally stares hunk down with his glow eyes until he passes out from pure fear? its our guy keith give him a round of applause everyone