if u don't like me oh well

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So approximately six thousand years ago I told @forksalesperson I would draw Ed for her and because I am me I’m only just now getting it to her. 

updated version on this -> http://luxjii.tumblr.com/image/154971706109

buffysummere  asked:

spuffy + 34 hmmmmm. mmmm. mm

34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
500-ish words

Date night for Buffy and Spike usually involves a few more beheadings than date nights for other couples, but it’s been the norm for them for so long that neither of them really minds.

In fact, Buffy realizes, as the fourth vamp that night crumbles to dust in front of her, they’re kind of lucky. She mentions this aloud.

“How d’you figure, pet?” Spike asks, tossing her his favourite axe. She catches it and swings at the last vamp’s head: it connects, and the demon’s face turns to bone, turns to dust.

Faith had said something once: something along the lines of ‘sweating nightly side-by-side’. And it’s a little of that. It is. But it’s something else, too. Buffy struggles to explain it, leaning against a headstone as Spike watches her with careful eyes.

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adhdpiko  asked:

ok so get this. today I tripped after school and got rly muddy oh well my pants will get washed eventually but it kinda?? upsets me that I tripped right outside my school around at least 100 kids about and. nobody did anything?? like ok it was embarrassing and I was ok and i would feel ok for nobody to do anything if nobody noticed but idk I just feel Really Bad bc I know people saw me since I was only in the mud to avoid running into people + holy shit I Yelled on my way down (':

I’m sorry for the vent thing but heck this is Canada?? and being ignored abt something where I could’ve been injured is a Very New Experience that Immm not rly fond of. like yes pls @ the world don’t give me a lot of attention but at the same time what 2 heck straight up ignoring me just sorta hhhh why me. anyways good vibes @ everyone

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what to heck!!!!! what to hey!!!!!! not cool! :^(

im 2 tired 2 make this a concise theory post, have my tired ramblings @ my boyfriend on skype for now

ALSO OH MYGOD
SOMETHING JUST HIT ME LIKE A THUNDERCLAP
u know how, sammy was most likely using boris’ body
n how he mightve been connected 2 Boris n even voice acted him, bc of his song abt sheep
well what if like
thats the goal of the game
like
all of the old ppl who worked in there
r connected 2 a chjaracter
n r using up their bodies, taking control of then
*them
but they CAN be freed, Boris in the end of ch2 is proof of that
so what if like
the objective is 2 go on freeing the characters
n the last character is bendy
or the next idk
but either way, yee

(…)

ok so like
i was thinking
theres a little flaw
on how we think bendy might be the one still i ncontrol of his body
bc we saw Lawrence using Boris’ body
n Boris sure as fuck wasnt in control then
so

(my bf said ‘joey’)

yes
but also
where does bendy fit in, still?
well
who do u think moved the cardboard cut outs
BEFORE the ink machien was even on?

BEFORE “”“irl bendy”“” even appeared?
:>
so yeah
bendy will reclaim his body

n THATS WHY HES LIKE
DESPERATELY FUCKIN W THE CARDBOARD CUT OUTS
TRYINFG 2 GET HENRYS ATTENTION
HES LIKE “!!! !!! HENRY!!! !!!!!!!!!!!”
“THIS WAY HENRYYYYYY!!!!!

Something that bothers me:
  • Daryl Dixon: *is literally the least sexual character*
  • Daryl Dixon: *is canonically a virgin*
  • Daryl Dixon: *is canonically straight*
  • Daryl Dixon: *became visibly uncomfortable when Carol flirted with him*
  • Fandom: *completely ignores canon because Daryl /has/ to have sex with everyone and sex is something everyone /has/ to love and if you don't you're wrong*

anonymous asked:

pssst I might have a tiny crush on u also u deserve all the happiness youre a cool dude I admire u a lot

I might have cried a little while reading this,,
Oh my god, what are you talking about?? Are you for real? Oh my god, THANK YOU!!!! LIKE, THAT’S SUCH A REALLY NICE THING TO SAY! THAT I DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS? STOP MAKING ME CRY! I love you, you are lovely and you deserve all the happiness as well☺️💕gosh, that was too kind, i don’t deserve you, too sweet💞

today @ school
  • me: so i was at the maroon 5 concert, & there was this adorable gay couple slow dancing
  • boy: *grimaces* do you like gay people?
  • me: ofc, i mean i gay people are like men who like women or women who like men, their sexuality doesn't define them. do you like gays?
  • boy: no, not really.
  • me: ...
  • me: why not?
  • boy: i think they do it for attention.
  • me: you don't just wake up one morning and decide "oh im gay". it's something you're born feeling, or u figure out along the path of life.
  • boy: well yeah, i get that it's some way you're born, but i think it's for attention if it's 20 years down the road, right?
  • me: no. instead of blaming someone for being an attention seeker, good for them. good for them they were able to figure out what their sexuality is and come to terms with it. is that what you think the men @ the m5 concert were doing? trying to get attention?
  • boy: *nods*
  • me: okay, honestly, that's like a girl dancing with a boy. there's no difference. they were having fun. just like you'd want to dance and have fun at your favorite band's concert with your gf.
  • boy: ...
  • me: *gets up* *moves across classroom*
  • boy: hey why'd you leave?
  • me: im sorry i don't want to sit next to you right now. im sorry you can't see the injustice in your words and opinions.

Something I like about Keith and Lance’s relationship (romantic or not) and just about their characters in general is how opposite they are? Like obviously they’re rivals and are written as such, plus they’re literally red vs. blue, but more specifically (also bear with me I’m not the best at putting these types of headcanons in words):

Lance is the type of character who after initially meeting him you think you’ve seen all of him. He’s cocky and flirty and he seems like he always 100% puts it all out on the table, don’t-like-it-too-bad kinda deal. But what I really like about Lance and why he’s the most relatable character for me is that he’s more multifaceted than that and the more you get to know him you realize how much you actually don’t know him. It’s confirmed he has a big family which is where I’m sure his little façade comes from, but I also think his family is the reason he has a sweet and understanding and caring side.

Then on the other hand you have Keith, the token “Mr. Brooding and Mysterious” of the group. Meeting him is more daunting because you don’t know what you’ll get out of him. After all, he is the rebel who got booted from the garrison and has a reputation. However, what I think is interesting about Keith, for lack of a better term, is that it’s Not That Deep. I do think there are some shadier bits in his past (he IS an orphan…we’ve all seen disney movies enough to know that’s like, the saddest backstory), BUT I also think he’s just an introverted chaotic good who is doing his best to do what’s right. He’s a simple guy, really.

So basically, you think what you see is what you get with Lance and meanwhile Keith is a mystery to be solved when actually it’s more the opposite? At least that’s how I see it. And I think that’s just another piece to their chemistry together, like they complement each other so well. I really can’t wait to rewatch voltron and pick apart everyone’s characterization some more, cause boy do I love my space gays.

ohyvk  asked:

🌈 💃 🎤 i love u!!!

🌈 most to least Not Straight in your opinion -

1. yoongi

2. the others

💃 who is your favourite dancer? - *cracks knuckles* get comfy girlies this is gonna be a lengthy one. first of all, i’d just like to say that dance line (particularity just hoseok and jimin as that’s where the general debate lies) has immense variety in their field of talent that i think it’s rather impossible; moreover, it’s rather silly, to even begin to compare them. whenever i see people doing so and getting unnecessarily heated about it in the process i roll my eyes so far they almost fall to the back of my damn head. i just wanted to say that because i feel as though it can be easily assumed that when someone states a particular member is their favourite singer, dancer, rapper of the group it somehow means they also think that member is better than all the others at it? which could be true for some, but that certainly is not my frame of mind. so with all that out of the way i’ll finally answer the actual question now! my favourite dancer is jimin, it always has been ever since day 1. i’ve always adored contemporary dance and with that being his forte it’s no wonder it was him i was instantly drawn to. there is something so entrancing, so enticing, about watching jimin dance. the way he moves ignites something within the soul of anyone watching his entire aura is just so captivating and you can really see the passion in the way he dances. when he’s up on that stage it’s almost as if the whole world stops and in that moment, it’s just him and the music. nothing else. no distractions, no concerns. his heart, body, mind and soul it’s all there, he totally loses himself within it all and it’s such a beautiful, otherworldly sight to witness. perhaps all of that is quite far-fetched but that’s truly the way he makes me feel with his dancing and i think that’s really special. i actually remember clearly there was this particular clip from a for you fancam that was circling around on here back in december 2015 and it was then that all those feelings were first evoked within me. wow this has gotten way too long to conclude this anecdote if i had to choose just one word to describe jimin’s dancing do you know what i would say? free. that’s what it is and that’s why i’m completely in love with it.

🎤 your favourite cover by the members - YES time to talk about the love of my life! jungkook’s cover of sofa is my favourite by a long shot, the way he just navigates his way around the song with such pure ease! his breathy voice sends tingles down my spine every time i listen to it and his runs are all so effortless! in general i think the song just really suits his voice and not to get too ahead of myself but i think it’s a genre he should definitely explore more in the future, whether that just be more covers of a similar sort or something bigger ahhhhh i could gush about him all day my baby is so talented 😊💞

Nicknames
  • Odin: H-hey there, c-cutie pie
  • Ava: ...Cutie pie...?
  • Odin: UHM I-I don't MEAn l-like as uh, w-well just...
  • Ava: Is that a kind of pie? Do you want me to make some for you?
  • Odin: ...
  • Ava: Okay then, lemme look for some recipes then and I'll...
  • Odin: *falls over and dies*
Last message I received from each sign
  • Aries: that's so emo lol
  • Taurus: can u bring some food this weekend?
  • Gemini: I know you, and I know you very well. Don't even try to lie to me.
  • Cancer: Oh my fucking Lord, I'm not even in the seen-zone, he's online but he didn't even bother to open my message
  • Leo: can you shut the fuck up already?
  • Virgo: bc I'm an asshole, that's why
  • Libra: He's a bastard, he's so damn rude
  • Scorpio: get out of my life
  • Sagittarius: whenever you need someone... please, call me.
  • Capricorn: i feel like a womanizer. i am a womanizer? i'm scared.
  • Aquarius: you were drunk af. you cried a fucking lot. please don't do it again; if you want to call me, do it sober.
  • Pisces: I never wanted to end it all this way... I'm really sorry.
[Requested] Yuu and Tomori's Love Life Abridged - The Thrilling Saga [updated]
  • Nao: Welcome to the academy!
  • Yuu: fuck this place
  • Nao: oh why you wanna end up like my bro?
  • Yuu: wut
  • Nao: I lost my brother, but thanks to that one person I can trust, I was able to escape that school environment...
  • Yuu: that's sad
  • *an episode later*
  • Nao: WE GONNA PLAY SOME BASEBALL MOTHERFUCKAS
  • Yuu: good god
  • *shit goes down*
  • Yuu: you know you are kinda pretty
  • Nao: wut... i got... I GOT A COMPLIMENT. YA BITCH THIS MOTHAFUCKA GAVE ME A COMPLIMENT. YAAAAAAAS
  • *another episode later*
  • Nao: Let's go camping!
  • Yuu: fuckin christ this student council is whack af
  • *goes out shopping*
  • Yuu and Nao: *argues about groceries*
  • Yusa: oh my god those two are so in sync!
  • Takajo: They should go out!
  • Yusa: nah they ain't dating
  • Takajo: awwwwww
  • Yuu: aw fuck ayumi is sick
  • Nao: She also has the "collapse" ability whatever that is. We should probably take care of her
  • Yuu: idk
  • Ayumi: ARE YOU TWO DATING????
  • Nao and Yuu: fuck off
  • Ayumi: *dies*
  • Yuu: FUCK YOU GOD
  • Yuu: *hides himself in his room*
  • Nao: Oh god, he lost his little sister. That's pretty understandable.
  • Yuu: *runs away from home*
  • Nao: He probably wants to be alone, I mean, I can't blame him...
  • Yuu: *does nothing but eat pizza and watch anime*
  • Nao: Maybe he'll cheer up if he does something that he enjoys???
  • Yuu: *gets addicted to a violent video game and releases maniac laughter*
  • Nao: It was someone close to him but-
  • Yuu: *starts picking fights with everyone who crosses his path*
  • Nao: oh dear...
  • Yuu: *snorts crack cocaine*
  • Nao: THAT'S IT MISTER YOU CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE
  • *kicks the shit out of Yuu*
  • Yuu: NAO WHAT THE FUCK
  • Nao: I was watching you this whole time! Get your ass out of the grass, and come with me. I wanna make you something.
  • Yuu: dammit
  • Nao: Just one bite, and then I swear we'll have nothing to do with each other anymore
  • Yuu: fine
  • Nao: *makes him rice cake*
  • Nao: Ayumi probably did this because she wanted to be your mom when she wasn't around anymore. Look at this *points to book*
  • Yuu: How did you get my mom's-
  • Nao: She probably saw this as your favorite meal and wanted to make it for you
  • Yuu: *gobbles it up*
  • Nao: it's good ain't it
  • Yuu: HOLY FUCK I'M HAVING A TONGUEGASM IT'S SO BAD BUT YET IT'S SO GOOD
  • Nao: Feeling better? :3
  • Yuu: what the fuck you said you wanted nothing to do with me after this
  • Nao: after one bite, you ate the whole thing, and i watched thinking "Wow, you must really want something to do with me!"
  • Yuu: ... please go fuck yourself
  • Nao: come back, k?
  • Yuu: k
  • *an episode later*
  • Nao: who wants to go to the Zhiend concert with me?
  • Yusa and Takajo: you should go yuu!
  • Yuu: Why me?!
  • Yusa and Takajo: dude literally everyone here ships you and tomori and if you don't fuckin go out with her you'll be sorry
  • Yuu: FINE
  • Nao: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
  • Yuu: *meets Sara Shane*
  • Sara: you love that tomori bitch don't you
  • Yuu: OKAY. OKAY I GET IT. I LOOOOOOOOVE NAO TOMORI! NOW WILL Y'ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!
  • *the next day*
  • Yuu: HOLY SHIT I'M GOIN OUT WITH DIS NICE ASS BITCH RIGHT HERE AMIRITE
  • Nao: i don't want anyone thinking we're dating please put the phone case back
  • Yuu: fuck
  • Nao: here hold my hand i don't wanna be bored
  • Yuu: oh well what do you know maybe she likes me
  • *shit goes down with memories*
  • Nao: you collapsed
  • Yuu: COLLAPSE IS MY TRIGGER WORD
  • Nao: oh sorry forgot
  • Yuu: da fuck happened
  • Kuagami: right this way
  • Nao: OH MY GOD IT'S BIG BROTHER. I FUCKIN LOVE YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TRUST!!!!!!1!
  • Yuu: r... r u fuckin kidding me rn
  • *mmm whatcha say*
  • Shunsuke: so I timeleaped and shit so there you have it
  • Nao: OH MY FUCKIN GO D SHUNSUKE I FUC KING LOV E YOU
  • Yuu: can dis bitch pls stop
  • Yuu: I GOTTA SAVE AYUMI. AYUMMMMMMMMIIIIIIII
  • *saves Ayumi*
  • Yuu: YAAAAAAAAS BITTTTTTTCH
  • *an episode later*
  • Yuu: hey so all this crazy shit happened in another world would you believe me if i told you that i'm from the future?
  • Nao: ya probably
  • Yuu: Thank you for everything!
  • Nao: the fuck you talkin about
  • Yuu: Well, in a different world, you did cool stuff
  • Nao: well, thanks i guess...
  • Nao: *gets kidnapped*
  • Yuu: FUCK I GOTTA SAVE TOMORI
  • Kumagami: *dies*
  • Shunsuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • *an episode later*
  • Yuu: OH MY GOD IS TOMORI OKAY
  • Everyone: ya she good
  • *visits Tomori*
  • Yuu: I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS WHAT DO I DO
  • Nao: well i have this crazy idea but idk if it will work. It would be a feat of strength though
  • Yuu: What is it?
  • Nao: You see... if you loot everyone's ability all around the world and then took the anti-power vaccine... that would save everyone
  • Yuu: ...
  • Nao: See, I told you it was craz-
  • Yuu: IMMA DO IT
  • Nao: lol wut
  • Yuu: I'M GONNA SAVE THE WORLD ALL ALONE
  • Nao: bruh you don't even have a motive...
  • Yuu: ya i do
  • Nao: what then?
  • Yuu: i love you
  • Nao: *looks into the camera like she's in The Office*
  • Yuu: What?
  • Nao: I came to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • Yuu: bitch why the fuck do you say that
  • Nao: our compatibility is absolutely the worst we would never be a good couple
  • Yuu: BUT I STILL LUVVVV YOU
  • Nao: Fine. Save the world, and we'll fuck. Sound good?
  • Yuu: YAAAAAAAASSSS
  • Nao: ur really desperate for my pussy aren't you?
  • Yuu: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • Nao: fine then
  • Yuu: *leaves*
  • Nao: lmao hes fuckin dead
Things The Signs Are Sick Of Hearing
  • Aries: "please calm down" NO, THEY WON'T FUCKING CALM DOWN BITCH THAT'S WHO THEY ARE
  • Taurus: "wow, u r kinda competitive, aren't u?" oh yeah believe me, they will beat u at anything
  • Gemini: "don't be so two faced" srsly tho, they are not two faced, it's just that their opinion about everything changes all the time
  • Cancer: "stop lying, I know u care" well, yeah, I do care, but uhm excuse me, who exactly were u?
  • Leo: "u r so self centered" AHAHAHAHHA if u looked like them u would be too, like they're gorgeous
  • Virgo: "god, such a drama queen" pretty much true, but actually they're just really emotional
  • Libra: "u don't have to be so brutally honest" 100% true, but it's also 100% true that they don't give a fuck
  • Scorpio: "why are u so secretive all the time?" probably because of people like u :/
  • Sagittarius: "u look so happy all the time" no, bitch, they aren't
  • Capricorn: "can't u just chill for a moment?" they actually can't, u know, that's how they work
  • Aquarius: "i REALLY do not understand u" well, they REALLY do not want u to (:
  • Pisces: "oh my god u r the cutest" believe me, they can pretty much destroy u if they want to

tizzytinkertilly  asked:

I love how that ask that u had before about the switching personalities said 'Alix would be tall' like I'm just imagining her linking everything she says to being short, enough to warrant a change in height for 'personality'. Eg 'Kim I've got short legs and a short temper don't test me today boi' 'Oh I'm sorry you can't reach the top shelf? Welcome to my world, it's time to climb bitch' 'what's your favourite food Alix, I hear the people say? ITS SHORTBREAD IDIOTS WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE'

HEADCANON FRICKIN ACCEPTED

"Remember: Hate is only okay if it is blind hate."
  • Antikin: you otherkin are literally fucking stupid like pls PLS see a therapist like no your not normal
  • Tumblr: *business as usual*
  • Antikin: oh wahhh u arent depressed you dumb meowselfs u are being so offensive to real people with legit problems so Fuck you
  • Tumblr: *business as usual*
  • Antikin: lmao oh now youre stressed out? Well then get off the internet lmao im allowed to have my own opinion you stupid shit btw real animals dont use internet u dumb fuck
  • An otherkin: Okay, fine. Hate me, but I hate you too and I don't give a damn about you. I'm blocking you so I don't have to deal with this ignorance.
  • Tumblr: see THIS is why I hate otherkin! They act like people are mean and its only because they pretend to have problems and like you shouldn't hate people! uwu