if u could see my face rn

Signs As Things I've Said
  • aries: I KNOW IT'S JULY BUT I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN SUCK MY ASS
  • taurus: [teacher asks what i'm good at] nothing lmao
  • gemini: i'm pretty sure i'm actually a cat like u can feed me but I still won't like u
  • cancer: i'm so emo rn i could like cry
  • leo: [after having an anxiety attack and crying in front of class] but is my eyeliner okay
  • virgo: go to the freezer u need to chill the fuck out
  • libra: don't touch my butt but give me pizza
  • scorpio: satan seems like a pretty cool dude yo
  • sagittarius: dude it's not talking shit if i say it to your face every time i see you
  • capricorn: go choke on several dicks dude
  • aquarius: i'm so fucking chill like i'm basically dead lmao
  • pisces: [forgets that the ocean is called the ocean] the, um, y'know big water