if u come at me thinking im being dead serious pls go away already

Some things I need to talk about @ the first three chapters of The Ship of the Dead

 First of all can I say iT’S ALL SO PERFECT??? OMG??? LIKE

- Percy and Magnus’s lowkey like rivalry (kind of)??? Their interactions are just so G O L D E N you know?? Like Percy getting annoyed w/ Magnus and vice versa ahh I love it already <3 aLSO CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT PERCY IN GENERAL

- hE FRICKIN SAID SPQR MEANT “THOSE ROMANS ARE CRAZY” LIKE,, AS A FELLOW ROMAN I WAS TRIGGERED BUT IT WAS G R  E A T omg I’ve missed his humor

- Percy trying to be serious when teaching Magnus how to like dive

- wait magnus got chomped by a shark

- ….poor mango baby already needs a break smh

- aLEX FREAKING FIERRO THO. SUPPORTING MAGNUS. AND THEY’RE TOTALLY BROS LIKE?? Omg I’m going to be honest,, even though I shipped fierrochase I wasn’t like freaking out about it becoming canon (even though I knew that would be super cute) bUT NOW GUYS,, OMGGG THEY NEED TO HAVE MORE MOMENTS KJDFNDJSKFBSDJFBSDFKLJSIL also Alex’s Latino //sobs// #LatinoPride yES BUT WHY ARE WE JUST NOW FIGURING THIS OUT RICK LIKE ALEX CAN SPEAK SPANISH jhsdbjhsdbfjsdbhjVHGJ THANK YOU JESUS


- PERCY’S SISTER IS NAMED ESTELLE WHICH MEANS STAR JFKNDFKJNSDKJLFBSDJKLFSDFJKLNDFGLJKDFBNSDI IS THIS BECAUSE ZOE???? AND BOB???? mY HEART–

- also I was SHOOKETH SM WHENEVER THEY BROUGHT UP PERCY’S SISTER I WAS LIKE JKBDJHBSDJFS OMG REALLY???? AHHHH (idk if it was mentioned in toa,, if so,, i wouldnt have know because i haven’t read it ;-;)

- I still believe in the Bianca-got-reincarnated-as-Percy’s-sister headcanon wholeheartedly like i need more Estelle ish in future Riordan books (but pls Rick don’t frick up her life too)

- Annabeth calling Magnus “cuz” saved my life tbh

- pERCY AND ANNABETH’S REACTION TO JACK TALKING

- RIPTIDE. IS.  A. FREAKING. GIRL. OHHH MY GOOOD—

- guess jacktide is canon now lmao gods why this became kind of canon but not blitzstone yet,, smh you’re letting me down ricky boi no blitzstone is basically cnaon fight me

- Alex called Percy Seaweed Brain. Hell yes, I need more

- Magnus freaking thinking about Annabeth’s future with Percy and knowing he’d be guilty for it ending due to Ragnarok is FREAKING BEAUTIFUL AND SAD OMG??

- so many unexpected feels from these small chapters, my gods

- //sobs// pERCABETH AND FIERROCHASE HAVING A FALAFEL DOUBLE DATE IS B E A U T I F U L this is my aESTHETIC YALL

- jack you can’t flirt just stop

- PERCY MENTIONED FRANK SDJKFBSDJFBSDKJDSNADJKAS YOUR SHAPESHIFTER INTERACTION HOPES ARE SLOWLY COMING TRUE FAM

- Alex is happy,, repeat, , Alex seems so happy and chill <3 we are blessed

- speaking of which my poor sunshine child mango is like angsty af

- Percy mentioned Magnus should train w/ his team in order to prepare for all the hell they’re about to go to and we see no team bonding exercises like,, how much does a girl have to pay to see the Empty Cup Fam together learning about fighting/teamwork ish with Percy our lord and savior??? i just want to see Voltron level team bonding ok

- “want to come with me to a creepy mansion and look through a dead guy’s stuff?”

“i thought you’d never ask”

guys fierrochase is canon and you can fight me,, also nice pickup line mango you’re worse than Jack

- “fabulously unique” yOU SLAY ALEX!!!! (also Alex’s outfit in this was just yEAS)

- I’m scared to se Randolph tbh,, if he even shows up (which ik he will screw Helheim)

- aw alex and magnus being such adorable book nerds i CANT

- dsjhdfshsdhsdfbuhsdfuhsdhsdhuBHJSDFBJHSDFBJHSDFBHSDFFDF WHY WOLVES????????? smfh brUHH

- also what WAS with that rune/dead wolf in the beginning?? im shook,, hearth save ur son get your rune magic ish in this 

- where the hell are blitz and hearth because they weren’t even in the preview tf rick they better be somewhere peaceful away from all this shit

THE SIGNS AT AN ARCADE

*Aquarius and Pisces spent 5 months away in Europe dealing with business then came back*

Pisces: *breaks the door open* gUESS WHO’S HOME BINCHES

Cancer: pISCES *jumps onto Pisces and hugs them hard*

Pisces: oh my beautiful dog, i missed you too <3

Cancer: PISCES PLEASE STOP WITH THE DOG

Pisces: nevr

Cancer: ily anyway

Pisces: ly too dog<3

Scorpio: *internally screaming* where’s Aquarius?

Pisces: *grim face* they-

*window opens and Aquarius drops 10 ft onto the couch*

Aquarius: FORGET FLATLINING HELLO THE WEED DEALER IS HERE

Aries: wow just wow

Aquarius: u ok

Aries: maybe

Aquarius: ok

Virgo: yOU SWEET, INNOCENT, STUPID, DUMBASS CHILDREN WHERE WERE YOU

Aquarius: *smug* moneh

Pisces: *still hugging Cancer* monehss

Libra: so does that mean Sagittarius gets some more liptube

Capricorn: LIPSTICK 

Capricorn: oH NOW THEY’RE HOME HIH I HI WELCOME 

Pisces: Eyyyy

Aquarius: oi

Sagittarius: i heard liptube does that mean me and my chicks get to experiment mo- BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aquarius: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Leo: yay hurrah pls hush idc

Taurus: ohmigod now they’re home ey; don’t mind Leo, they’re just sad, still sad, because you guys left them

Leo: nO I’M NOT

Everyone: mmmhhhmmmm suree

Pisces: *drags Cancer with them and hugs Leo* shhhh

Everyone: *goes to Pisces and Leo and Cancer and hugs* we love you

Aries: Wait we didn’t give Aquarius a hug

Aquarius: nOPE DON’T NEED ONE 

Taurus: *walks over* everyone needs-

Aquarius: *sprints like flippin’ sonic upstairs and jumps onto a window and whispers* i’m not meant for warmth

Gemini: did Aquarius get touched a lot out there

Pisces: *still being hugged* let’s just say everyone wanted to see how much they could tolerate people

Gemini: and?

Pisces: snapped necks

Libra:…..oh

Aquarius: *poker face* :)

Sagittarius: yKNOW TO GET RID OF THIS TENSION, WE SHOULD GO TO THE ARCADE

Pisces: yES

*they go to the arcade*

Aquarius: w hat if  i snap

Sagittarius: their necks?

Aquarius: yes and something else

Sagittarius: what?

Aquarius: their-

Pisces: oKAY THAT’S ENOUGH LET’S GO

Cancer: LET’S TRY THAT JUMPING JACK THING

Pisces: yes

*Pisces and Cancer go to that jumping jack thing*

Sagittarius: well we could go hit on trees

Aquarius: boring

Sagittarius: we could joyride in Leo’s car

Aquarius: let’s take Leo with us

Sagittarius: *goes and gets Leo* let’s go loser

Leo: *being dragged away* hHAHAHAH WHERE HEH *feeling loved*

Sagittarius: joyriding

Leo: *stops* nUH UH WE ARE GOING FOR A DRIVE NOT A JOYRIDE

Aquarius: we shouldn’t have gotten you.

Leo: *sad* oh okay bye

Sagittarius: dammit Aquarius *gets Leo again* IT’S OKAY WE’RE GONNA GO FOR A DRIVE

Leo: yay 

*they all go outside and get in Leo’s car and start to drive around*

Leo: look at the scenery. it’s great, isn’t it?

Sagittarius: great :)) *punches Aquarius’ arm* right?

Aquarius: just great man :))))))))))

Leo: LOOK HOW PRETTY THE LIGHTS ARE

Sagittarius: ooooooooo

Leo: 

Leo:…….

Leo: WHERE’S AQUARIUS

Sagittarius: *turns around and sees that Aquarius isn’t in the back* oH SHIT DAMMIT WHERE’D THEY GO DAMM I T

Leo: *stops car* I’M GONNA KM-

*Aquarius falls off the car’s top*

Aquarius: *jumps up in front of car* I’M OKAY. I AM OKAY. IT IS OKAY. I AM OKAY

Sagittarius: run them over.

Aquarius: *the sweet release of life and the kiss of death shall be upon me, thank you dear lord-* 

Leo: NO I CAN’T NO WHAT THE HECK

Aquarius: *…….death pls come back tf man……* oh.

Sagittarius: *puts their head out the window* GET IN THE CAR AQUARIUS OH MY GOD

Aquarius: *shut up Sagittarius* whatever

Leo: nO need to be sALTy

Aquarius: shut your whiny ass

Sagittarius: eXCUSE ME-

Aquarius: you’re excused

Leo: WHAT IS UP WITH YOU

Aquarius: WHAT IS DOWN WITH YOU?

Leo: good point

Sagittarius: GET IN THE CARRRRRRRRR

Aquarius: *gets in the car*

Pisces: I *jump* WAS *jump* RUNNING *jump* THROUGH *jump* THE *jump* *jump* 6 *jump* WITH *jump* MY-

Cancer: HOES

Pisces: it’s woes

Cancer: why?

Pisces: because Drake is a Scorpio

Scorpio: dID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME

Pisces:…….by accident

Scorpio: so like…….did you want me here or like

Pisces:

Libra: no because they were talking about Drake, not you lol

Scorpio: KDKDJCJSJSNNDNZ

Aries: missed you 

Scorpio: good

Aries: no, like-

Gemini: sucks at aim remember

Aries: *clicks tongue* kachow

Scorpio: KERCHEW

Aries: oh

Libra: i’m

Libra: remember the cops at the strip club

Gemini: ya

Libra: good

Gemini: oh

Capricorn: shhhhhh Virgo shut up

Virgo: hahahaha

Capricorn: why’d i let you get high with me

Virgo: bye

Capricorn: i was jk no

Virgo: shhhhhhhHH shots

Aquarius: if i jumped out of the car would i survive

Leo: no because you’d most likely die

Aquarius: did you notice how i said “I” and not “you”

Sagittarius: rosted

Leo: I DON’T KNOW, WHY DON’T YOU TRY IT?

Aquarius: okay *opens door*

Sagittarius: *grabs Aquarius by the shirt* wHAT THE HELL

Aquarius: uh now would be the time you either let me go and let my face has scabs or pull me in

Sagittarius: *pulls in* you’re an idiot

Aquarius: says the idiot

Leo: rOSted

Sagittarius: i shouldn’t have pulled you in

Aquarius: thanks

*back at the arcade*

Pisces: i’ve done so much cardio people would call me a diver instead of a fish tbh

Cancer: why?

Pisces: because i’m majestic and i am as lean as shark meat

Cancer: excuse me

Pisces: i’m just kidding, my beautiful dog

Aries: HAHHAHAHAHA

Cancer: i

Libra: just do it tbh

Pisces: be my dog 

Cancer: lol k

Scorpio: wow touching 

Aries: as salty as the dead sea

Capricorn: someone say my name?

Aries: i said salty not Caprisalt

Capricorn:: fight me you sheep

Scorpio: oh shit

Aries: come at me goat mermaid

Pisces: no one make fun of the fish

Virgo: i need clean sheets not dirty shit

Aries: shit is always dirty

Scorpio: not theirs

Libra: OH SHIT

Virgo: yeah cause i see shit on your face, Scorpio *leaves*

Capricorn: nice you just pissed off Mr. Clean

Libra: I AM ACTUALLY C R Y I N G

Virgo: bye

Capricorn: no come back

*in the car*

Leo: where are we going again?

Sagittarius and Aquarius: a farm

Leo: why?

Sagittarius: gotta pick up my chicks

Leo: gODDAMN IT

*they get out of the car and pretty girls come out*

Girl: hay ;)

Sagittarius: MOVE. I’M. GAY.

Aquarius: i’m fucjngi

Leo: they’re not always like this

Aquarius: i’m into chickens

Leo: i’m so-

Sagittarius: those checkered cows turn me on

Leo: honestly-

Aquarius: those ferrets wanna make me squirm

Sagittarius: squirt?

Aquarius: no squirm because they’re that good

Leo: this is bestiality

Aquarius: i’m not into beasts. jk im into myself so

Leo: can we go

Sagittarius: yes i got them. jk i only wanted to visit

Leo: DAMMIT

Aquarius: *in the car* get in losers we’re going home

Sagittarius: k

*they get in the car and into the arcade*

Virgo: WELL AT LEAST I DON’T JUMP MOUNTAINS FOR MY IMAGE

Aries: SAYS THE CLEANING MAID

Scorpio: oH SHIT

Virgo: VERY FUNNY, HOW ABOUT YOU-

Capricorn: -JUMP TO A SALON AND GET THOSE CATERPILLARS FIXED

Libra: MY TEARS CAN PROVIDE WATER FOR FLINT

Aries: THEN GO CLEAN UP THE-

Aquarius: shut up and bow down, since all of you can do that instead of anything else

Cancer: damn they right

Aquarius: when am i not

Capricorn: al- *Sagittarius gags them*

Pisces: can we leave now

Sagittarius: yes

*they all get in the RV*

Aquarius: SAGITTARIUS YOU HOE HURRY UP

Sagittarius: shhh

Capricorn: how come we don’t go in Leo’s car

Sagittarius: you’re not parkour material bye hoe

*Leo drives away and the others go in the RV*

Aries: i drive

Virgo: why

Aries: cause i said so

Virgo: whatever.

*30 minutes in*

Virgo: grab the steering wheel like-

Aries: no, that’s too-

Virgo: just-

Aries: you’re gon-

Libra: sHUT UP AND MOVE

Gemini: what are you serious. move? move? DRIVE YOURSELF

Libra: MAYBE I WILL *pushes Aries out the driver’s seat* BUCKLE IN HOES WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE

Gemini: no shit sherlock

Libra: you wanna go?

Gemini: you don’t wanna mess up your Gucci shirt do you?

Libra: my eyes are already messed up by looking at both of you

Cancer: I’M 

Gemini: YEAH? GO TO YOUR SUGAR MAMAS LIBRA. SINCE YOU CAN’T MAKE YOUR OWN

Capricorn: i approve

Libra: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, GEMINI. OR SHOULD I SAY R O O M S

Cancer: technically they can share one…

Libra: how would you know i thought you lived underwater

Pisces: DO NOT

Libra: the fish food is that way Pisces

Virgo: well shit man time to call Aquarius on your bullshit

Aquarius: *on the phone* wassah

Virgo: drag Libra

Aquarius: how? their decisions already are

Aries and Gemini: OH SHITTTTTTTTT

Libra: go back to being moody Aquarius

Aquarius: i think that’s your job when you can’t break a relationship

Cancer: i can’t brea t he

Libra: OH SHUT UP

Aquarius: that’s Gemini’s job. What? you’re trying to steal jobs too?

Libra:

Libra: i’m feeling so attacked

Aquarius: WHEN DO YOU NOT *end call*

Libra: prepare the funeral

Capricorn: d one

Gemini: they burnt u

Libra: they burnt us

Virgo: time to clean your mess kids *throws sponges*

Aries:……….where’d you get the sponges

Virgo: *sponge falls out their jacket* nowhere

Aries: you sure

Virgo: duh *sponge falls out their shirt and pants* that

Aries: how many.

Virgo: *5 fall out* 24

Taurus: GODDAMNIT VIRGO THAT’S WHAT YOU SPEND MONEY ON

Virgo: well you should’ve gone and bought some jokes so

Taurus: says the virgin. 

Virgo: YOU WANNA GO

Taurus: THAT’S WHAT YOUR SUGAR DADDY DID

Virgo: no that’s what life did in your eyes

Gemini: bring out the cameras kids

Aries: we’re supposed to be home and it’s been 3 hours now

Libra: i’m driving ok

Aries: at 55 mph

Libra: not everyone wants to die Aries

Scorpio: U SURE

*they arrive home*

Virgo: home sweet- WHAT THE H E L L

Aquarius: blazed it *passes out

Capricorn: how is there a fire on the chandelier??????????

Leo: magic

Sagittarius: parkour magic

Leo and Sagittarius: magic u don’t have *pass out*

Capricorn: U wannA-

Libra: they passed out u lost ur chance

Taurus: like always

Capricorn: W O W U-

Gemini: i have the cameras

University!Woozi: Integrated Sciences
  • so jihoon is in isci which is like a super exclusive and incredibly difficult program like he does nothing but work and barely has time to relax and go out to parties not that he’d rlly want to anyway
  • but knowing him of cOURSE that’s not enough and he also has like a minor in musical theory or some shit and everyone who knows him is like ???do u even sleep?? how do u survive???
  • he is absolutely that guy that stays in the library 24/7 and has his own lil spot that no one else sits at bc it’s HIS spot and nobody wants to anger him he’s short but he also looks like he could rip ur throat out w like his bare hands or smth if he snaps
  • the guy that u see all alone in the library at like 4 in the morning typing away at his laptop and he somehow always has a cup of hot coffee w him even tho all the shops closed like 6 hours ago
  • nobody knows where he gets it and almost everyone is too afraid to ask
  • he looks angry almost all the time but it’s actually just stress and if ur a lil first year and u nervously ask him questions abt like programs and courses and shit he is 120% the guy that always gives rlly good thought-out advice and if he’s not tooooo busy at the moment he’ll full on like turn away from his laptop and papers and get u to sit down and he’ll have a complete convo w u abt ur goals and shit
  • like he’s actually a rlly helpful senior he’s just rlly stressed out and doesn’t get enough sleep, and so long as ur not an asshole and being loud in the library’s quiet study area he’s super chill
  • so u want to be a lil nice to him bc he’s actually kinda cute and u feel sorry for his crazy workload so u buy him coffee and lil snacks and u put them in front of him when he’s taking mini power naps so he doesn’t know its u bc ur too embarrassed to give it to him directly
  • and hed always wake up and be like wth who did this and if his friends are there and they saw it they’d just be like “mmmm idk i didnt see anything”
  • and he’ll pretend to be all suspicious and stuff but he always gets a little smile on his face when he sees a fresh cup of black coffee and some chips or smth and u go back to doing ur own thing all happy and satisfied bc even if u dont talk to him much at least u can get him to smile
  • then one day u think he’s sleeping like normal so u get coffee and put it down in front of him
  • but as soon as u set it down he grabs ur hand and ur like wTF THE FUCK
  • and he opens his eyes all sleepy and smiles at u and is like “so ur the one who’s been leaving me snacks this whole time hmmm” and his voice is a lil croaky from just waking up and ur like shIT THIS IS DANGEROUS
  • and u quietly are like “pls i just wanted to use my meal card i have money to spare”
  • and he gives u another smile and its so sweet and its like eye smiles are everywhere and u kinda melt into the ground and hes like “tell u what when im not super busy and im not dead inside ill repay u and take u out to coffee”
  • and ur like “o-oh ok ye sure no prob”
  • but hes like always super busy so u dont know if he was being serious or if he was justing trying to blow u off nicely like u dont know
  • so u almost forget abt it but then like a few weeks later he comes up to u in the library and is like “hey ive got some time idk if u still remember our promise but i did say ill repay u didn’t i??”
  • but he doesn’t just take u out for coffee he takes u out to like a restaurant on campus and u eat dinner together and ur more than a little nervous bc u’ve only ever seen jihoon in the library like u were half-certain that he didn’t exist anywhere else and this is completely new ground for u
  • but the two of u arent super awkward like he looks a lil nervous himself but u guys talk abt non-school stuff like interests and hobbies and after the dinner he gives u his number and is like “ok so next time i’m free where do u wanna go?”
  • and ur like what???
  • and he’s like “uve given me coffee like two dozen times already, so with this dinner i’ve only repaid u for the first coffee”
  • and ur like ??omfg??? is he acTUALLy saying what i think he’s saying???
  • and he’s all blushy and embarrassed but he still slyly says “i have to repay u for like the other twenty something times don’t i?? so we have to go out maybe like 20 more times for me to fully repay u”
  • and maybe around the fifth or sixth time he “repays” u he finally admits that they’re just dates, and he wants to date u, and ur like “i figured it out the first time around but thanks for saying it out loud”
  • and like u don’t get to see him all the time bc he’s so busy and u dont want to distract him, but every time the two of u go on dates he always makes up for it and is super sweet and u cant believe ur so lucky that u got such a cute smart bf