if u ask me what my dream girl is

pancake-soup-kookie  asked:

Everyone thought jimin was the heartbreaker but we all know the real heartbreaker is Erin. BOO WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART ALL THE TIME 😭😭😭 but I love you girl you are one of the best ff writers 😘😘😘

omg sHHHH DON’T CALL ME OUT HERE :’D AND WHAT?? I-I’M CHOKING ONE OF THE BEST FF WRITERS wHAAT am i dreaming?? should i pinch myself? should i slap myself?? AHHH THANK YOU LIKE WOW iT TRULY IS AN HONOR <33

  • new girl at school: hey, what boygroup do you like for music?
  • friend: holy crap don't do thi-
  • me: DID YOU JUST ASK ME THIS. OH MY LORD YOU IN FOR A RIDE. hAVE YOU SEEN THE NCT UNITS AND THE SMROOKIES. LIKE, HOW ARE THEY REAL. DID YOU SEE EXO'S MV, THAT MV GIVES ME LIFE. HUWFBKFBHKEFBKF. IM TRIGGERED. WAIT FOR A SEC, I NEEd TO GO OVER MY LIFE DECISIONS. JUST WAIT.
  • new girl: ..........
  • friend: this is what happens if you just say "boygroup".

my mama: what do u even want to do with ur life
Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.