if this isnt a sign im in too deep

Magi Rant *angrily bakes*

So I rarely do an actual magi rant but these past chapters have not been good for my heart, so im just going to let it all out now. In the form of a banana bread recipe, cause how else am i going to deal with all of this, other than eating the pain away?

So buckle your seatblelts and prepare your self some sure fire fluffy banana bread -which sure as the sun can’t describe magi right now- which takes around an hour to make.
Serves: 1 (I dont know imma really sad right now so i could eat this all by myself)

The Stuff:
1c sugar
2/3c oil
2 eggs
mayo, vanilla approx. 1tbs each
approx 3 ripe bananas
2c flour
2tsp baking powder
1/2tsp baking soda
salt, cinnamon & nutmeg

How to:
Calmly preheat oven to 350F, making sure there isnt anything funny in the oven cause this will become more of train wreck than it already is.
Now mix the sugar (now I like a good mix of brown and white sugar appx 2:1), oil, eggs and a good squirt of mayo in a bowl, while crying sadly about how Kouen deserved a better death. Mash the bananas in a seperate bowl, when it looks like your heart after this chapter youre done. Add a dash of vanialla and the soul crushed bananas to sugar mix. Stir and cry again.
Mix in the flour, baking powder and soda. Now add a pinch of salt and not the entire container, just cause youre salty does not mean your banana bread needs be. 2 big pinches of cinnamon and 1 pinch of nutmeg will add the magic and happiness that doesnt exist in the chapter. Now stir that mix real well, cause this was not the content you initially signed up for but too bad youre too deep into this to back out now
Pour into a greased 9 by 13 baking dish, and bake for around 40mins or when a tootpick comes out bloody clean, unlike a certain sword I know

AND ITS DONE, LIKE KOUEN’S LIFE

NOW IM GONNA GO AND EAT AWAY MY SORROW AND PRAY THAT THIS ISNT REAL.