if this is real i s2g

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LOOK one time i met dan avidan and the space around him was just…. soft, his aura was soft and chill and there was no stress and he made sleepy jokes at me and sleepy smiled at my phone for a picture and i am just so grateful

and then the next day i walked past him on the street and his soft aura of chill no-stress love and peace was 100% STILL THERE. IT’S REAL. like i s2g i SENSED dan walk by me more than i even recognized him because there was like, peace in my heart after we crossed paths

anyways dan is pure soul thank you for reading

french people have the best comebacks i s2g like someone could walk into the room like “j'ai ramené de la salade” if you’re mad at them you could tell them “c'est toi la salade” and it’d be considered as a real Drag

A rocky start

Some Context: one of my fellow players in a game is a rock golemn named Scoria. This exchange happened when the GM asked us on skype if we were available to play over the upcoming weekend:

GM: what’s the weekend plans guys?

Scoria: I am ready to roll.

GM: But are you ready to rock?

Scoria: You’re a real gem, GM

Player: stfu

Scoria: I’m sorry, shale we talk about this later?

Player: How dare you

Scoria: I got a bit boulder

Player: I s2g

Me: I think the puns rock. Perhaps you’re just too impatient to wait for a really nice one to crystallize. In the meantime you’ll just be losing your marbles over some lime jokes

Player: Why do you do this to me?

GM: Because we love you. Granite, we’re not very nice people.

Me: I wanted to throw out more puns in response, but I’ve hit a wall. They’re really too hard. Player is right, we should all some back down to Earth and start over, you know, with a clean slate. No more forced rock puns to stalagnate our conversations

Player: F***ING

Me: Uh oh, I’ve sent your and my relationship down a rocky road. Maybe if I’m gneiss you’ll be willing to drop all this grit and work with my based on sediment alone.

Player: z;ldkfjgn;zkjb

Me: I suppose I have norite to ask for forgiveness. Of quartz, I’ve earned your skarn. If you can’t forgive me I’ll just have to boulder on without you.

Player: why do you hate me?

Me: I don’t, I just love puns. But I’m done. I spent a solid 10 minutes reading up on names of rocks. It’s too much effort and I’m not even the rock golemn who should be making these puns.

Player: I’ll just silt over here and be quiet then

Scoria: I was driving!

Me: I’ve put more effort into thinking of rock puns in the last hour then I think you’ve done in entirety of the time you’ve played as Scoria. Not that I’m really keeping Scor(ia).

You know what’s weird is not having a real concept of continuity in your life, for everything but especially for the good things. like you could be doing stuff with people you care about all week, but as soon as you have a day where nobody texts you first it’s like none of it ever counted and it starts to feel like anything you ever do is just a temporary distraction from how lonely your life really is

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Emmett is in many ways just like the big brother I’d always wanted… only much, much more terrifying.

I legit think he’s my latest accessory (’wanna carry him round all over town) is my fastest-kudos’d fic ever (by which I mean we got >250 kudos since last night and i am a l a r m e d and awed by that speed, thank you guys so much).

Big thanks again to @swingsetindecember for getting all the finishing touches down and getting it posted :) 

Originally posted by scampthecorgi

Things I need more of, a Deckerstar list
  • small touches. 2x11-2x13 fed us so well with this. we got lucifer tucking her hair behind her ear and chloe taking his arm in a time of need. ive been spoiled and i.need.all.the.touching.
  • banter. i miss them so much
  • more chloe trying to drop some hints. i know they are in a bad(?) place as of 2x14, but i s2g if chloe doesn’t accept the fact that she spent an entire episode trying to make her sex dream come true…
  • chloe worrying about lucifer
  • lucifer literally complimenting her omg?? “beautiful” and “heaven-sent” this man is golden i need moRE
  • KISSING. angsty kissing, passionate kissing, sad kissing, I NEED SOMETHING. IF WE DON’T GET ANOTHER KISS TILL THE FINALE I CAN’T LIVE
  • lucifer  holding her hand, i need this
  • “i hate ketchup..” “foolish condiment” LUCIFER BEING A TOTAL DORK 
  • mORE DINNER TOGETHER
  • lucifer lifting chloe onto the piano FOR REAL THIS TIME, THE WRITERS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO US WITH THIS
  • danCING please for the love of god let them slow dance at least once
  • chloe dressed up. i love her in anything but she’s overdue for a fancy outfit, and lucifer DIDN’T SHOW UP TO SEE HER IN HER LAST MINI-SKIRT
  • sleepovers. let chloe sleep in his bed again
  • imagine getting tired of their hugs. can’t relate. i want more hugs 
  • sex. my soul will leave my body if we get a sex scene

anonymous asked:

whoops it's ya boi minyardjostenrivalry again but I just thought about how odd andrew's signing would be given how expressionless he is? it'd probably be fine with neil, he's used to it given that they kinda learned together, but I feel like it could be an issue if he had to use asl with someone else (for some reason idk I haven't thought that far)

ay yo wassup! sorry this was so magnificiently late- exam season is here and I am dead inside. (I’m almost out for the year tho thank god) ((another post in what I guess I’m calling my asl!andreil headcanons))

ok but this though

  • andrew has like two facial expressions
  • disinterested
  • bored
  • and not everyone is fluent in the subtleties of andrew minyard like neil is
  • and in asl (or any signing) you kind of have to show emotion
  • it’s kind of a big thing
  • not like andrew cares
  • HOH recruit is learning just to take andrew literally most of the time
  • bc trying to read into andrew’s emotions is Impossible unless your initials are N.A.J
  • but imagine sports reporters having footage of neil and andrew signing on the court
  • they’re constantly trying to decipher what they’re saying
  • bc exy Drama™
  • so they get an asl interpreter on their post-game wrapup show
  • an interpreter who specializes in etertainment and sports i guess
  • and the interpreter does fairly well discussing what neil is saying
  • let’s be real neil can’t hide any emotion while playing exy
  • but then they get to andrew
  • and???
  • they’re lost 
  • “he’s signing about killing josten if he keeps playing risky…”
  • “I can’t tell if he’s serious. he might be sarcastic?”
  • “Shit I think neil josten might get murdered tonight”
  • “so right there he just signed ‘I hate you
  • “I’m getting worried for Josten here. Are you sure those two are friends?”
  • I’m not sure if this would be during the minyard-josten rivalry or if the press knows they’re together
  • that’s why I’m being vague
  • oops
demands for chaos walking movie

ive been seeing a lot of negativity on here with the casting decisions but i’m still feeling excited for the movie especially with so many big names involved like i cant wait for this fandom to explode and be popular and to see gifsets on my dash and???? my lil nerdy heart is BURSTING, yall. anyway, all that said, there are a few things i definitely need from this movie or i will be very upset:

  • if i had to read hundreds of pages of “yer” and “explanashun” and “aint” and double negatives then can i say that if movie todd doesn’t have a hick country accent i will rEBEL
  • manchee must be the purest of fictional dog characters to ever grace the big screen i s2g
  • in the first book todd n viola are each others first real friends and they are pure n good so if the movie makes them into this gross ya romance with a shit ton of tension and staring longingly at each other i cant even be held responsible for my actions like PLEASE save that for movies 2 & 3 ffs
  • BEN AND CILLIAN ARE GAY THEY ARE GAY THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY ARE GAY @ LIONSGATE DO NOT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

other than that they can do what they want with the dang story but just give me THIS MUCH

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[SCREAMS IN SPANISH]

I present Undernovela the AU where everyone is very dramatic, speak español, zoom ins and on screen transitions happen out of nowhere, and anyone can just suddenly die of a heart attack. also everyone’s attractive. even the stereotypical comic relief skeleton.

y’all think this is a joke, but i actually have so much of it thought out. :y
19 years of watching shit novelas with my grandma does things to you. also click more cut if you want the translation??? lmao

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anonymous asked:

I've been gone like a week and so much has happened apparently? Please help me i'm lost

I s2g TJLC is the wildest fuckin’ ride. Every time I think the conspiracy can’t get any deeper new shit pops up. At this point I’ve just accepted that this whole thing is more complex and mad than I ever could have imagined so all bets are off.

Short summary of this week in TJLC (29th Jan - 4th Feb):

(Which probably doesn’t include everything, because seven days in Johnlock time is like seven years in the actual world):

The Case of the Duplicate Man — aka., the Duplicate Steve?

Steve Thompson, the screenwriter for TRF, is most likely not real and is a pseudonym for Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss. Either that, or Mofftiss have been keeping this man hidden in the Basement for the past five years.

Derren Brown’s involvement with TRF/S4

Derren Brown, the mentalist and illusionist, has likely been involved with integrating narrative rug pulls into the show since TRF. (Probably collaborating with Moffat and Gatiss under the Steve Thompson pseudonym as well.) It’s likely that the events that occurred in TRF/leading up to TRF were set up to parallel and work into Season 4.

Snapper Films’ new production “Sherlock North”

Sherlock North, the concept for a new show, popped up in Variety on the 2nd Feb. Basically an AU where Sherlock lives in Finland and John is genderbent to be “Johanna Watson”. We’re still on the fence as to whether it’s fake or not, but personally I’m leaning towards the former.

The show itself is causing quite a stir because it’s likely that John has just been made a woman for the sole purpose of introducing a romantic subplot. Almost as if you can’t have a romance unless it’s heterosexual … Hm. Anyway. There’s quite a bit of evidence suggesting that the show may just be part of the ARG or a prank of some sort, the most incriminating being the show’s promo picture, which is literally just some stock images photoshopped together.

The Season 1 Script Release

Probably the most important development in the conspiracy this week: the BBC has released the scripts for season one, except they appear to have been thoroughly tampered with, beyond the typical script-to-screen discrepancies. They’re full of typos, fake scenes, and quite a bit of mischaracterisation of John. Most notably, the dates have been changed for the serial suicides in ASiP to correspond to entries on John’s blog. This key calls back to Eurus’ game with the “funny gravestones” in TFP.

The “His Last Vow” Emmy’s Script Release

Funnily enough, at the same time that the BBC released the scripts to S1 we also happened to stumble upon the script for His Last Vow that had supposedly been submitted for award consideration to the Emmys. This script also appears to have been tampered with, especially in terms of the contrast between Mary’s coding as a villain on screen vs. her coding as a ‘hero’ figure in the script. Not to mention the fact that Mycroft at one point states “you know what we did to our sister” as opposed to “the other one” – which doesn’t make any sense because it implies that Mofftiss leaked their supposed “big plot twist” two years prior to TFP. Not to mention the pronoun “we”. The whole thing is deliberately made to feel off.

- The scripts in general are pretty jam-packed full of clues, misdirections, and Johnlock subtext, not to mention the hilarious denial of such subtext including the, now iconic, “proper, manly embrace” on the tarmac.

- Notable Johnlock script subtext: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14],
- Notable villain!Mary script subtext: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5],
- Other relevant details (”M” theory/discrepancies/extra scenes/ foreshadowing etc.): [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10],
- Bonus: [1], [2]

As of now? We’re at a bit of an impasse. Waiting for Mofftiss to make the next move.

Dare I say — Mood?

Originally posted by sherlockspeare