LOOK one time i met dan avidan and the space around him was just…. soft, his aura was soft and chill and there was no stress and he made sleepy jokes at me and sleepy smiled at my phone for a picture and i am just so grateful
and then the next day i walked past him on the street and his soft aura of chill no-stress love and peace was 100% STILL THERE. IT’S REAL. like i s2g i SENSED dan walk by me more than i even recognized him because there was like, peace in my heart after we crossed paths
french people have the best comebacks i s2g like someone could walk into the room like “j'ai ramené de la salade” if you’re mad at them you could tell them “c'est toi la salade” and it’d be considered as a real Drag
Some Context: one of my fellow players in a game is a rock golemn named Scoria. This exchange happened when the GM asked us on skype if we were available to play over the upcoming weekend:
GM: what’s the weekend plans guys?
Scoria: I am ready to roll.
GM: But are you ready to rock?
Scoria: You’re a real gem, GM
Scoria: I’m sorry, shale we talk about this later?
Player: How dare you
Scoria: I got a bit boulder
Player: I s2g
Me: I think the puns rock. Perhaps you’re just too impatient to wait for a really nice one to crystallize. In the meantime you’ll just be losing your marbles over some lime jokes
Player: Why do you do this to me?
GM: Because we love you. Granite, we’re not very nice people.
Me: I wanted to throw out more puns in response, but I’ve hit a wall. They’re really too hard. Player is right, we should all some back down to Earth and start over, you know, with a clean slate. No more forced rock puns to stalagnate our conversations
Me: Uh oh, I’ve sent your and my relationship down a rocky road. Maybe if I’m gneiss you’ll be willing to drop all this grit and work with my based on sediment alone.
Me: I suppose I have norite to ask for forgiveness. Of quartz, I’ve earned your skarn. If you can’t forgive me I’ll just have to boulder on without you.
Player: why do you hate me?
Me: I don’t, I just love puns. But I’m done. I spent a solid 10 minutes reading up on names of rocks. It’s too much effort and I’m not even the rock golemn who should be making these puns.
Player: I’ll just silt over here and be quiet then
Scoria: I was driving!
Me: I’ve put more effort into thinking of rock puns in the last hour then I think you’ve done in entirety of the time you’ve played as Scoria. Not that I’m really keeping Scor(ia).
You know what’s weird is not having a real concept of continuity in your life, for everything but especially for the good things. like you could be doing stuff with people you care about all week, but as soon as you have a day where nobody texts you first it’s like none of it ever counted and it starts to feel like anything you ever do is just a temporary distraction from how lonely your life really is
whoops it's ya boi minyardjostenrivalry again but I just thought about how odd andrew's signing would be given how expressionless he is? it'd probably be fine with neil, he's used to it given that they kinda learned together, but I feel like it could be an issue if he had to use asl with someone else (for some reason idk I haven't thought that far)
ay yo wassup! sorry this was so magnificiently late- exam season is here and I am dead inside. (I’m almost out for the year tho thank god) ((another post in what I guess I’m calling my asl!andreil headcanons))
ok but this though
andrew has like two facial expressions
and not everyone is fluent in the subtleties of andrew minyard like neil is
and in asl (or any signing) you kind of have to show emotion
it’s kind of a big thing
not like andrew cares
HOH recruit is learning just to take andrew literally most of the time
bc trying to read into andrew’s emotions is Impossible unless your initials are N.A.J
but imagine sports reporters having footage of neil and andrew signing on the court
they’re constantly trying to decipher what they’re saying
bc exy Drama™
so they get an asl interpreter on their post-game wrapup show
an interpreter who specializes in etertainment and sports i guess
and the interpreter does fairly well discussing what neil is saying
let’s be real neil can’t hide any emotion while playing exy
but then they get to andrew
“he’s signing about killing josten if he keeps playing risky…”
“I can’t tell if he’s serious. he might be sarcastic?”
“Shit I think neil josten might get murdered tonight”
“so right there he just signed ‘I hate you’
“I’m getting worried for Josten here. Are you sure those two are friends?”
I’m not sure if this would be during the minyard-josten rivalry or if the press knows they’re together
ive been seeing
a lot of negativity on here with the casting decisions but i’m still feeling excited for the movie especially with so many big names involved like i cant wait for this fandom to explode and be popular and to see gifsets on my dash and???? my lil nerdy heart is BURSTING, yall. anyway, all that said, there are a few things i definitely need from this movie or i will be very upset:
if i had to read hundreds of pages of “yer” and “explanashun” and “aint” and double negatives then can i say that if movie todd doesn’t have a hick country accent i will rEBEL
manchee must be the purest of fictional dog characters to ever grace the big screen i s2g
in the first book todd n viola are each others first real friends and they are pure n good so if the movie makes them into this gross ya romance with a shit ton of tension and staring longingly at each other i cant even be held responsible for my actions like PLEASE save that for movies 2 & 3 ffs
BEN AND CILLIAN ARE GAY THEY ARE GAY THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY ARE GAY @ LIONSGATE DO NOT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME
other than that they can do what they want with the dang story but just give me THIS MUCH
I present Undernovela the AU where everyone is very dramatic, speak español, zoom ins and on screen transitions happen out of nowhere, and anyone can just suddenly die of a heart attack. also everyone’s attractive. even the stereotypical comic relief skeleton.
y’all think this is a joke, but i actually have so much of it thought out. :y 19 years of watching shit novelas with my grandma does things to you. also click more cut if you want the translation??? lmao
I've been gone like a week and so much has happened apparently? Please help me i'm lost
I s2g TJLC is the wildest fuckin’ ride. Every time I think the conspiracy can’t get any deeper new shit pops up. At this point I’ve just accepted that this whole thing is more complex and mad than I ever could have imagined so all bets are off.
Short summary of this week in TJLC (29th Jan - 4th Feb):
(Which probably doesn’t include everything, because seven days in Johnlock time is like seven years in the actual world):
The Case of the Duplicate Man — aka., the Duplicate Steve?
Steve Thompson, the screenwriter for TRF, is most likely not real and is a pseudonym for Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss. Either that, or Mofftiss have been keeping this man hidden in the Basement for the past five years.
The show itself is causing quite a stir because it’s likely that John has just been made a woman for the sole purpose of introducing a romantic subplot. Almost as if you can’t have a romance unless it’s heterosexual … Hm. Anyway. There’s quite a bit of evidence suggesting that the show may just be part of the ARG or a prank of some sort, the most incriminating being the show’s promo picture, which is literally just some stock images photoshopped together.
- The scripts in general are pretty jam-packed full of clues, misdirections, and Johnlock subtext, not to mention the hilarious denial of such subtext including the, now iconic, “proper, manly embrace” on the tarmac.