if this is real i am so screwed

Everything we know about Stranger Things season 2 (so far)

  • Will is most likely suffering from PTSD—he’s seeing things from the upside down and can’t quite tell if they’re real or not.
  • Hopper is attempting to keep all the events of last season, like the disappearance of Barb, a secret in order to protect Joyce and the kids.
  • Siblings Nancy and Mike have changed and are mourning the (seeming) deaths of friends Barb and Eleven. “She and Mike are both the most screwed-up because they’re the ones who both lost someone,” says co-creator Ross Duffer. “They’re both grappling with that, and we see the effects.”
  • Max (New female character, 13 years old) becomes pals with the boys and attracts romantic interest from Lucas and Dustin.
  • Max’s brother Billy doesn’t exactly make friends and Matt Duffer had this to say about him: “Stephen King always has really great human villains. The evil in the real world is often as bad or worse than the supernatural evil, so we wanted to introduce a character like that.”
  • The rift to the upside down is still open
  • Dustin will get polliwog-like pet and Gaten Matarozzo says: “It’s a little creature I get to bond with. It’s obviously not from this planet or this dimension.”
i am bitter

lmao the only reason they wanted to do tron 3 in the real world is bc disney didnt want them to spend money again on the grid set pieces etc, which actually means they have no interest in creating art for the sake of art

its a major ‘screw you’ to Kosinski and the creative team, they created a world unlike any other and disney just told them, whatever, u expensive, we just gonna make another marvel movie and pay robert downey jr 1/3 of the production budget of Legacy alone smfh

i hope you fuckers never thought you’d ever get daft punk back bc honey, that is everything they stand against

anonymous asked:

mEXLANDIA, ANON I AM D Y I NG but no for real ever since i moved to USA i've been stuck with the crappiest food??? i'm gonna stereotype myself but i miss good tacos that don't have taco shells that come from a box. discussion: what food from your country have White People (TM) screwed up?

OH OHOHOHOHOHHO it’s time for the banana cookies story: 

ok so when i was younger like 9 or 10 i had this friend (white) who lived down the block from me. so we’d go over to each other’s house all the time for dinner or just to play or like just to show up and be like “waddup i’m here” 

so this one day i walk myself over to her house and her dad lets me in and is like “oh Lauren’s just finishing up her dinner” (which they didn’t all eat dinner together at the same time which blew my fucking little hispanic mind tbh) anyway so i go into the kitchen and she’s eating tostones. 

now i’m like completely taken aback because like this white family was like The White Family™ like the “we’re 10% irish, 24% scottish 17% german, 2% milk, 23% nonsense” kind of white family. like they were WHITE. and this girl and her two brothers are straight up chompin on tostones. 

obviously my cuban ass felt like i just walked into an episode of the Twilight Zone as i’m watching them eat the tiniest, most palest looking, nastiest tostones in the world.  so i’m like “oh woah, you’re eating cuban food” 

and this girl no joke looks me dead in the eye and says “Yeah! we’re having banana cookies for dinner!” with the most like,,, she was fucking serious let me tell you ok, she was like “i am saying the right name for these and nothing is out of the ordinary” and just continued munching 

naturally i was like “……you’re eating what?” and she goes “banana cookies!!!” again like she couldn’t read my tone at fucking all. and her mother walks over to me really proudly and goes “well Lauren kept coming home and telling me all about that hispanic food your dad makes so i decided to try some” and then proceed to hand me an empty box of like off brand not–Goya frozen tostones that said “Tostones” in literally the biggest font imaginable like it was right there. 

and like, internalizing the fact that she said “that hispanic food” so i can deal with that trauma later in life, i’m staring at the box and i go “these are tostones” and the mom just nods her head and goes “yeah, banana cookies” and i’m like “no. tostones.” and the mom is just like “does that mean cookies in spanish?” 

remember i’m like 9 or 10 when this happened so what i should have said was “no you racist bitch” and chucked the box at her head but instead i was like “……no. these aren’t even made out of bananas. it’s plantains.” to which the mom goes “those are basically bananas” 

now if you don’t know what a plantain is let me tell you that it is not basically a banana. you try to peel and eat one raw and you’re gonna be going through all 5 stages of grief in about .000003 seconds. but cooked right??? tostones??? platano maduro??? with some mojito??? NUT. 

anyway, i’m standing there, empty box of off brand tostones in my hand, a grown ass white women being dumb and racist at me, this girl who is grinning at me like an idiot while she’s scarfing down “banana cookie” after “banana cookie” and i’m just like “NOPE THIS IS TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH” and i straight up just dropped the box on the floor and left and went back home. 

needless to say i told my parents this story when i got home that day and they did a combination of laughing at the absurdity and rolling their eyes at white people’s ignorance. also me and that girl are clearly not friends anymore. (that was way longer than i expected it to be, sorry lol) 

anonymous asked:

Why are CSers so mean? It's like your ship is canon why do you have to go and run it in too? Outlaw queeners didn't go "lul suck on that sq" when wish Robin came back. You 'won' we get it the writers pander to you. So the least you can do is stop coming into tags to brag. Rude.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

And I can’t stress enough how respectful literally every part of the fandom except for the CSers is. I, as a Swan Queen fan, never got shit from a Swanfire/Outlaw Queen or Rumbelle shipper, only from CSers, who are, as you say, indeed quite rude, to say the least.
Btw sorry to all Outlaw Queeners, holy shit, Wish!Robin + this version of OQ seem to be a real disaster, I am sorry the writers screw your ship all over again. (at least I feel like they are disrespecting the ship, I just hope they won’t sacrifice this Robin for the sake of Hook too.)

jhongg  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and then send it to ten of your favourite followers!

First of all, thaaaank you so much! 🤗 ❤️️❤️️ (and thank you to all of the other sweet sweet people and anons that have sent me messages over the last few days. i love you and appreciate all of you and feel free to send me anything any time.)

1) I love how laid back I am.
2) I like my nose.
3) I like my unibrow, even though I keep dipping between ‘I’m not supposed to have a unibrow’ and ‘Screw you, I’m not waxing shit just because you think I should’, I really do like my unibrow. (Especially now that unibrow cc is going around)
4) I like that I keep surprising myself. I’ve had to work myself through some real problems and I surprised myself by what I can actually do.
5) I like my big heart. I’m so full of emotions, it’s stupid, but without them and without me caring, I wouldn’t be who I am!

kateheartskpop  asked:

I think I've spent the past 10 hours editing kpop videos instead of studying for a test that I know poooooossibly 10% the work of 😊😊😊 I think I've broken the 'I'm screwed' scale. But other than that 😅 I rewatched so many BST performances and am crying again over jk with blue/grey contacts 😭😭👏 it was such a good time /also lowkey miss that coconut head🙈/

Omg 😂 I’ve been editing videos last night and omg dhdjdkdk it takes time Istg. I was so tired lol idk how pros do it 😨 I agree ~~~ bs&t was such a sexy era ! I loved the lenses as well , but I’m happy I can finally stare into jungkook’s real eyes lol I remember almost forgetting how his gorgeous sparkling eyes looked , just because he wore lenses so much lol

How am I already seeing Tony Stark hate on my dash for simply being in the Spider-Man movie lmao?

This is the Tony we deserve (not the Tony who has been used to make Steve look like the one true hero who never screws up because that’s Tony’s job)


I wanna enjoy this movie and I wanna stay away from the endless Tumblr discourse so 😂😂 If anyone posts Tony hate I am unfollowing tbh but if u love fatherly!tony and ur excited for him being Peter’s big uncle then hmu so I can followww 😱😆

Get To Know Me With Oddball Questions

Tagged by: @wrathwritesthings omg I never get tagged in these things. Yay!

What part of pop culture do you wish would just go away? 

People corrupting memes. Like, screw you, Nazis for stealing Pepe.

What is your favorite salty snack? 

Tortilla chips! I am the tortilla chip queen; so much so that my one friend is almost always stocked with them as “Pon Snacks”. note: he doesn’t use my real name; he calls them that exactly.

What song do you love to dance to? 

Hm. I don’t really dance much, but I love songs that I can sing to. Musicals are great. I’ve been staving off the urge to belt out Somnus at work recently (doesn’t help that it is an overlap of my love of Latin and FFXV)

What was your most embarrassing hair style? 

I had a bowl cut when I was very small (pre going to school I think). I was… bad.

If you could have a drink with someone from history who would it be? 

OH! I feel like Socrates would be flipping rad to talk to. He was so full of himself, but also had great insight. As long as he wasn’t insulting me directly, it’d be a great time!

What is the furthest west you have traveled? 

San Francisco. It’s a nice place! Very expensive, though.

What is the funniest thing you have heard a child say?  

Uhhhhh I don’t interact with children all that much, so nothing off the top of my head. I love children and how innocent and sporadic they are.

What vegetable do you hate? 

Okra. D<

Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper? 

Not that I know of.

If you could live in any other country for 2 years where would you go? 

Japan. I’m actually thinking about applying for a job there in order to improve my Japanese skills, but I keep putting it off because I feel like I’m not responsible/adult enough to live in another country by myself.

Do you believe in God? Not in particular, no. I was raised Catholic, but that religion burnt me out so now I’m just like  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you could see 24 hours into the future what would you do with this ability? Ummmm I’m pretty sure that ability would make me even more anxious? But is this the type of future seeing where you can change what you see or not? Actually, given my anxiety and my propensity to not act in a timely manner, I probably wouldn’t do anything with it. I am lame, I know. :P

What is the worst physical pain you have ever been in?

Hm. Two part answer. Probably the worst pain I have been in is when I fell off an 8 foot slide onto concrete and ended up with a concussion and a black eye as a kid. Fortunately, I don’t remember the pain all that much, though. 

The worst pain I remember being in is when I got my wisdom teeth out. My teeth were some of the worst cases of impaction my doctor had seen, so that’s exciting I guess. My mouth is super small, so the teeth really had nowhere to go (and I had all 4, so that is extra exciting).

In what way are your parents out of date? 

Uhh. They don’t quite understand that immigrants aren’t taking people’s jobs for one thing. My parents are not OVERTLY racist, but are they are definitely out of touch and it makes me sad.

What are you afraid of? 

Disease. Other things that are outside of my control, as well, but disease in particular because it takes away some of my bodily autonomy and I cannot fix it without help.

Do you have faith in the next generation? Why? 

Absolutely. With each generation, humanity knows more collectively. I believe that there is cruelty in the world, also that as a whole, as long as humanity learns and corrects its mistakes as a whole, we will keep improving.

What makes you laugh? 

Uhhhh a lot of things?  Being nervous/scared will do it.

What exotic pet would you like to have? 

Foxes are adorable, but I’m not sure that we have tamed them to such an extent that they would make appropriate house pets.

What are your marketable skills? 

HAHAHA. Currently the answer is “no”. I mean, I guess I have above average intelligence, but that isn’t a skill so much as a trait. Having varying fluency in several different languages and great fluency in Latin isn’t exactly marketable in this day and age. I do have a solid grasp on English grammar due to having studied Latin, so I guess I have fairly decent editing skills.

Who taught you to cook? 

Uhh. My mother. I didn’t pay attention much because I was an impatient kid, though, so my skills at passable at best.

What color underwear are you wearing? 

It’s white with sort of a dalmatian pattern of black and pink spots. Much less sexy than it sounds, I assure you.

What single piece of technology makes your life easier? 

Cars. My family expects me to drive a LOT and spending money on trains/planes is WAY too expensive.

What do you miss from your childhood? 

Things seem to be a lot slower back in the day. I feel like adulthood stuff whizzes by and I can’t keep up with it most of the time.

What do you do to impress someone you are attracted to? 

Uh. I don’t do anything special, I guess? Mostly because I don’t consider anything that I can do impressive? I’m socially awkward, so it’s not like I can flirt… at all really.


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anonymous asked:

So I get Bella's mental shield thing working against Jane since Jane's gift is the illusion of pain but could it not be a thing with certain mental abilities that anyone could break it? Like if Jane put you through her gift. You should by definition be able to be like 'im fine, it's not real' and break that. It just screams out of me that the real life factor could really screw over the logic a mental ability creates. I don't even know if this makes sense😂😂 -You already know who I am✌😁

Dude, I totally wish there was some way to make Jane’s ability less severe or wonky. It be really funny. But, if her gift truly tricks your mind into thinking it is experiencing a massive amount of pain, I’m not sure if being logical could break you out of it. Like mental abilities are so weird because I’m not always exactly sure how they function. You know? Like how do they trick the mind into experiencing their effects? I’d like to think being logical may be able to reduce some of the additional stress and confusion if you knew it was only an illusion. But more than that, I’m not sure :/. 

As an aside, scientifically speaking, there are three different fibers that transmit pain to your brain. The one I think that is most important for this explanation is the Aδ fibers, which carry pain that is described as ‘rapid, sharp and localized.’ I think Jane’s ability may trick the mind into thinking these fibers are carrying signals. If you were able to somehow activate the periaqueductal grey and the rostral ventromedial medulla, which are the two main areas of your brain that are in charge of descending inhibitory modulation of pain, you may be able to override Jane’s gift. These pathways release substances that bind to μ-opioid receptors on the axons of Aδ fibers fibers, causing the release of substance P. Substance P prevents pain transmission. Morphine and other synthetic opioids work on these pathways to inhibit pain. But then again, her ability is mental so it is only tricking the mind into experiencing a sensation. So, I’m not sure if this would work because there isn’t an actual signal being transmitted if that makes sense. 

Although, I think it be a funny concept for a Jane image that you should totally write ;D. 

like imo the reason why kimono is NOT cultural appropriation is because:

- multiple sources of japanese people say they have absolutely nothing wrong with it, in fact they actually encourage it

- real cultural appropriation happens when an aspect of a culture is taken out of it’s necessary cultural meaning and significance. e.g. wearing native headdresses because those have a specific cultural meaning and they aren’t just a thing that random people can wear. you have to earn it, and it’s very important culturally to a lot of native people (hopefully i said this right. i know very little about native cultures so i might have screwed up here. correct me if i am wrong or said something incorrect) 

- kimono is literally for every one to wear. this is kind of hard to explain because in a sense, everyone wears kimono (it literally translates as ‘thing to wear’) but not everyone wears specific types of kimono. married women wear kimono for married women. unmarried women have kimono specific for them, too. so do brides, and children, and men, and geiko, maiko, etc

- as long as you follow the rules (following the rules 100% is literally impossible because there are thousands of rules that are impossible to memorize that have changed over hundreds of years and there are different kimono schools that disagree about certain things) BUT as long as you follow the basic ones like folding left over right and try to do your best to dress yourself with care, you’re good. like, don’t drape the kimono improperly over yourself and say you’re a “sexy geisha girl.” just don’t. 

- kimono is unfortunately a dying art in japan. nowadays, and the majority of kimono makers are very happy that the art they love is being appreciated by young people, whether they are native japanese, or a westerner. 

- 99% of people who wear kimono are respectful and see it as an art. there are some rude and disrespectful people out there of course, but honestly almost everyone is super nice and do the best they can to research a lot. 

tl;dr it’s an awesome community filled with people from all over the world and it’s sad that some people on tumblr can’t seem to understand this and instead resort to being hateful and mean to people who like kimono. 

Reality/Non-AU (2) Masterlist

part one

36 Questions - oopsiwritefanficdonttellmum

Summary: Dan’s looking at him with that glint in his eye, that it’s-four-AM-I-am-the-opposite-of-sober-right-now look that Phil hasn’t seen in a while, and Dan hasn’t even suggested anything yet but he already knows he’s screwed.

All The Dirty Thoughts Of Me - lolester

Summary: Dan and Phil having sex after the Punk Edits in Real Life video.

Chicken - phanfics-anonymous

Summary: Dan’s not sure if he’s gay so he asks Phil to experiment with him.

Come On Bear, Let’s Go To Bed - phangirlingforphan

Summary: Everything gets a bit too much as Dan struggles to get a video done and then receives nasty comments on his Twitter, prompting lots of much needed love from Phil.

Dial Tone - phanfics-anonymous

Summary: Phil thinks Dan was in an accident of some sort, like a plane crash or car accident, and that he is dead. Then Dan walks in, not knowing anything is out of the ordinary, and Phil thinks he’s hallucinating.

illphil - phantasising

Summary: Just a short little fluffy thing about Phil’s sick day the other week.

Kiss It Better - littlephanfics

Summary: In which Phil tried to execute a surprise kiss attack and things do not go according to plan.

Let Me Show You A Few Things - definitelythor

Summary: Dan has a thing for men in suits, and he has a thing for Phil, so when Phil wears a suit Dan can’t control himself.

Make-Up Cuddles - interrupted-by-fireworks

Summary: Phil accidently breaks their new TV and Dan gets really upset.

One For The Road - danalingphil

Summary: Dan and Phil get trapped in a snow storm.

Phil’s Aftershave - phangirlingforphan

Summary: Phil buys a new aftershave and Dan can’t get enough of it, or him.

Phone Pranks And Confessions -  pasteldanhowells

Summary: Dan pranks Phil by changing all the contacts in his phone to his number. A couple weeks later, Phil still hasn’t figured it out until he sends a text that was meant to be for Louise, but Dan ends up seeing it.

Practice Makes Perfect - littlephanfics

Summary: Dan was practicing how to tell Phil he loves him, and Phil overhears.

Radiate - mybeautifuldarktwistedphantasy

Summary: Phil tries to draw a bath for Dan but gets distracted by their own domesticity.

Same Feelings - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Dan has a massive crush on Phil and has been hiding his feelings for three years now. Dan feels a bit down one day and Phil wants to make his day a little better, even though he doesn’t know that he’s the reason why Dan is feeling so down

Sex on the Beach - danalingphil

Summary: Dan and Phil enjoying their vacation.

The Furby - camisadan

Summary: ’This is based off the tweet that Dan sent out last night about the furby

You’re Behind My Eyelids When I’m All Alone - lolester

Summary: Dan and Phil during a power outage.

alright but real talk like how did anyone not suspect that Marty Mcfly was so in love with doc in the telltale game (in the movies he in love with him either way bUT STILL) IM JUST SAYING LIKE HOW DID THOSE TWO NOT BE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER IM SO MAD I MEAN IN THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE GAME MARTY LITERALLY MISSES HIM SO MUCH IM SO MAD IM GOING TO


HAD VERY BRIGHT HAIR (like pure gold!)


YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY IT GLOWED (like a lightbulb!)

USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HER NAMES (like her real name–screw that “no names on the field rule)


BE A ROBIN (well at least not for very long and then she didn’t get a memorial case)


BATGIRL CAME TO SAY (hi i’m cass)



AS THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE (brown you are an imbecile) 


YOU’LL GO DOWN IN BAT-HISTORRRYYYYYYYYYY (unless we reboot the universe)


double rainbow by bethaboo

Sebastian has to remind himself: Bucky Barnes does not exist. Bucky Barnes is a figment of his imagination. He created Bucky Barnes.

But Bucky Barnes is right here, like he’s a real person (a real person who looks exactly like Sebastian does) and that real person has real questions. Like: “why aren’t you and Chris screwing across the seven continents?”

the Evanstan/Stucky matchmaking fic that literally nobody ever asked for.

EXO reacts to girlfriend wearing a bikini

  You invited him over for a pool date. And you put on a two-piece. Sit back and watch him lose his living hooligins, girlie.

((I am SO late with this request, I’m sorry, also apologies for some of the screwed-up gif res, I made them in a rush but I hope you like it and thank you~ My username is the combination of eurerong and my name, Rin~))

Suho: /sees you walking out/ /goes daddy mode/ /puts shades on/ /sugardaddy mode activated ooh-lala/

Luhan: /looks over, mind goes all R and stuff/ Woah hey /smirks/

Xiumin: OHHH. WOOOH. OH MY GOODNESS JESUS GOLDFISH /grunts, woos, spazzes/

Lay: /gawks/ /what is this beauty/ /is this world real/ /is the earth square/ /were my pants always this tight/

Kris: /wiggles eyebrows/ Impressive. Why don’t you come sit by me right here? 

Chanyeol: /gasps/ What is that, who what, is that who I think it is. Is this my christmas present? 

Baekhyun: /was all chill and sitting on the chair before he saw you/ Ga… /knee gives in, elbow falls over/

Chen: /takes a picture/ I’m keeping this forever cause you look like a mermaid, except with legs and better skin huehue /grins/

D.O: /was drinking soda/ /watches you walking over/ /spits out the soda/ 

Kai: /in a daze/ Aren’t you the most gorgeous thing… /thinks about what to do with all that exposed skin/ 


Sehun: Maybe we should just get out of here and go inside /gives you ze look/


Pairing: Castiel x Reader (very vanilla)

Summary: You get a bad stomach ache and Castiel helps make it better. Fluffy.

Words: 1200~

A/N: I got this idea because I am a glutton for spicy food even though it is not a glutton for me. Also this is the first fic I’ve ever posted on here! I’m kinda shy to post this because I know people in real life on here, but screw it. Fanfiction makes me happy and I appreciate all the people who write it, so I thought I’d share mine. Feedback is very much so appreciated.

I’m gonna tag a few people if that’s okay? @castielohcastiel @my–supernatural-romance @thran-duils I’m sorry if you didn’t wanna be tagged I just wanted to share this with you guys, this is very experimental for me haha


The smell of onions and spice woke you from your daydream. You got up and started walking over to the bunker’s kitchen. “Is that dinner I smell?” You peeked your head in.

“Sure is!” Dean looked back at you and winked.

You walked closer and looked into the frying pan, “Ooooh, fajitas! Spicy!” You wiggled your eyebrows at Dean.

“You got that right sweetheart,” he turned his attention back to the sizzling vegetables, “I added my own secret ingredient. You can bet your ass it’s gonna be spicy.”

“Is that a threat, Winchester?” You raised your eyebrow.

“Like I said, you bet your ass it is.”

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We were in pre-production for STC Ep4 and I got tired of making Star Trek stuff and needed a break, so I made Vic the Rin hoodie from the manga for Christmas, (BECAUSE I AM AN AWESOME FRIEND OKAY) and then on the shoot when I gave it to him, we were like ‘lol we should take pics because pool.’ (The pool has Haru dolphins in it HOLLA) So I borrowed a wig from somebody in the next town over and this happened. We were literally just playing around with a 5 minute cosplay shoot at like 1 am, in the middle of a super-pro Star Trek shoot for fun because we are otaku trash dork-nerds. I take full responsibility, and I regret nothing. :) 

HOWEVER. Now I’m hearing that people are actually bitching about this?? To those people I would love to extend an extremely genuine go-screw-yourself. This was not some professional attempt at turning Vic into Rin in real life. This was me and my friend being dorks because we felt like having some fun. Which last time I checked, oh online community of mine, was what cosplay is all about. 

So instead of harassing/sending hate mail/saying someone is too old to be cosplaying (WTF) because you don’t like a thing, how about DON’T do that? And if you have an issue with these photos, come at me bro, because I made them happen and I took them and I’m not even remotely sorry.

Besides, screw you guys, this hoodie is adorable. ^^

❅ FROZEN; Outtake Songs Meme ❅
  • "But you and me, we, we know better."
  • "How come you can do that and I can’t?"
  • "She never mentions UNDERWEAR!"
  • "Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Chapel bells are ringing!"
  • "What is this prophecy? What did it say?"
  • "Where are my trolls? I need my trolls!"
  • "Am I really just the spare?"
  • "I'm the screw up, don't I know it."
  • "Wait, buttons can't fly, it doesn't make any sense!"
  • "Someday I'll find my thing."
  • "And there's- what's that on your clothes?"
  • "Your face is like an open book; so honest true and real."
  • "You're you...you-you,"
  • "You have no idea how great it feels to be free."
  • "Whoa, whoa! Don’t get upset let’s get back on the same page!"
  • "You’re a fool who married a stranger!"
  • "Life’s too short to even have you in it!"
  • "There’s no way I can win."
  • "I wish I saw things clearly."