if this gets to 1k notes i will cry

i woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t sleep until i finished this

DO NOT REPOST OR REUPLOAD MY EDITS ANYWHERE. I WILL POST THEM OTHER PLACES WHEN I GET AROUND TO IT, NOT YOU

ALRIGHTY FUCKERS

SINCE JANUARY FIRST 2015 TO TODAY, DECEMBER 28TH 2015 I HAVE DOCUMENTED EVERY DINGLE FUCKIGN MEME THAT WAS WIDESPREAD ON THIS GOD FORESAKEN WEBSITE, and yes I may not have been all scientific about it like some other people, but guess what this was a years worth of work and if this doesnt get some notes i ‘m going to scream

so, the memes of 2015, in a sort of chronological order but not for all of them:

  • “Sure Jan.”
  • year of neon genisis evangelion
  • Actually the entire brady bunch movie
  • reverse rick rolling
  • Miyazaki talking shit bout stuff (which tbh tho otaku culture is really messing up japan as a whole so this is sort of a serious thing idk man)
  • FUCKIGN LEFT SHARK
  • captain america civil war
  • i’m a jaded teenage girl.  i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.  you think life is hardd? try asking the cutest guy in the grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he had a fucking girlfriend.
  • Innapropiate audition songs
  • kAKASHI FROM ACCOUNTING CLASS (STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL MEME HOLY SHIT)
  • Dick cheney made money off the Iraq war
  • idk if this counts but the gold and white/black and blue dress seems to be getting big UPDATE: THIS MEME FUCKING GOT OFF THE INTERNET AND INTO MY FUCKING SCHOOL IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.  THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. WE HAD AN IN CLASS DISCUSSION ABOUT IT WITH TEACHERS INVOLVED. AT THE END OF THE TALENT SHOW TODAY THEY HAD A PHOTO OF THE DRESS WITH THE WORDS “Thank you for coming!” ON IT. I’M SO FUCKING MAD
  • if you’re reading this it’s too late
  • WALUIGI = HALLEJUAH
  • *looks at smudged writing on hand*
  • Hoe don’t do it… Oh my god
  • Natalia kills
  • Uptown funk counts as a meme
  • The thing with all the emojis and send this to ten people
  • FUCKING COPPY I HATE THAT BITCH FUCK U @STAFF UF UCKING RUIN EVERYTHING
  • jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
  • Sausage movement
  • Taking the text from like a TV show title and editing it to say new shit.  I don’t even know if this meme has a name.  
  • garnet, amethyst, and (thing that isn’t pearl)
  • 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
  • Russia made memes illegal (I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks)
  • Paul Blart Mall Cop
  • rare pepe
  • *opens buzzfeed* … *closes buzzfeed*
  • sonic for real justice DOWN WITH MOD AMY. JUSTICE FOR MOD SILVER
  • barber: what you want –> barber: say no more
  • take me to snurch (snail church)
  • snake people, or sneople (two seperate memes)
  • She called me ugly I said “bitch swhere” she said “Under all that makeup” i said “bITCH SWHERE????!!!”
  • #thisgeneration
  • “HEY SPLASH! YOU FEEL GUUUDD I feel fucking hot.  PISS MY POINT AND I STRIGN TOT THE RAP WHEN I WIN I WIWDOW IWNIODANAFLASGAIGHASDFGAH”
  • mcfreakin lose it
  • down with cis
  • minions
  • just gals being pals
  • where you live you’re first language what you call this [then an image]
  • you’re a kid you’re a squid
  • knife sharpening truck
  • gothic
  • af gifsets
  • me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right thereright there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • cheeky nandos with the lads
  • anti coleslaw (coleslaw is great but everyone hates it apparently)
  • JUST DO IT DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS. YESTERDYA, YOU SAID TOMMOROW
  • like is there a college aged woman who thinks quasadillas are a mystery?
  • cute gender neuteral terms for your partner
  • the author of the journals… my brother
  • siri what’s 0 divided by 0
  • iPhone restart
  • the jurrassic world scene with chriss pratt being ike “k stay back” to the dinosaurs
  • WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
  • The gif with rihanna flipping her hand and wiking
  • minion hate (srsly tho they’re everywhere and i hate it)
  • BUSH DID 9/11
  • if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
  • zoobe
  • me, shoving breadsticks into purse: sorry i have to leave right now immediately
  • I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
  • #growingup_____ (growinguphispanic, growingupblack, growingupshy, growingupasian, etc.)
  • NO NOTES
  • gun
  • okay… that sounds fake but okay
  • THE BLOCKQUOTE THING WHERE THEY AMDE IT SO YOU CAN’T EDIT SHIT
  • old american infomercials (ANim aL CRackE R s iN My sOUP)
  • you’ve heard of ________, now get ready for ______
  • YOUNG MAN, THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN I SAID YOUNG MAN
  • JOHN CENAAAA
  • X: stop telling everybody i’m dead! y: sometime’s i can still hear their voice
  • straight outta
  • the one where it’s like somebody is lost in  crowd so soebody else yells something offensive to find them
  • critically analyzing spongebob
  • netflix and chill
  • banksy
  • i hate when people dress like this… we get it you smoke weed
  • And now… back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press the other day Miley what’s good?“
  • ”And now… back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press. Miley, what’s good?“
  • dan nicky your bobbie s
  • kidnapper: say it me: no kidnpper: say it me: *spits at them* fuck you
  • psychologist: *reads my mind* my mind: SCREAMING psychologhist: what the fuck
  • speech bubble meme (Like the character has a speech bubble so they’re saying a text post or something)
  • vine
  • ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
  • *violins* ……run. BOW BOW BABABABABBAA
  • does “I aint get no sleep cuz of ya’ll!” count
  • me: *takes a deep breath* i lo-
  • kinkshame
  • relatable
  • dog of wisdom (ha da ba ga. ha bada ba gaga)
  • draw the squad/otp like this should count as a meme by this point
  • pokemon go (pokemon in real life)
  • [series] personality quizzes be like
  • …….anyways
  • u gotta
  • Putting fucking Halsey lyrics and other “deep” shit on Spongebob screencaps this one was funny until i saw a marina and the diamonds one and now i just feel disrespected
  • Concept; me
  • (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2008©)
  • I’m the X
  • october 21st 2015 (back to the future)
  • poot lavato (this meme is actualy really shitty but it’s still a meme like nmot just a bad meme just like ableist and misogonystic and urgh)
  • the outfits for doing shti with 1d like burying harry alive outfit charts
  • hotline bling
  • “do you ever look at somebody and wonder, ‘what is going on inside their head?’”
  • the ufo in LA
  • THE SPIDERMAN SPANKING THING
  • the time shia labouef screened all of his movies for three days straight and he streamed it but he didnt stream teh movies he streamed himself watching the movie
  • pineapple pizza discourse (it’s fucking disgusting if u like it please evaluate your descisions)
  • money cat (and similar posts)
  • 47 lamborginis
  • [tumblr user] is stealing bones!
  • feudal lord/handmaiden
  • in this world it’s kill or be killed
  • replace “feminism” with
  • loss.jpg made an impressive comeback
  • 2015 in a nutshell
  • “the stars sure are beautiful tonight”
  • WAKE ME UP INSIDE WAKE MUP
  • tubbs the cat discourse
  • hobo and glunkus
  • star wars opening crawl
  • also from star wars, the ine storm trooper who yells “TRAITOR” in the force awakens

OK GUYS!! i recently reached my first thousand followers and wanted to thank you all by doing a promo!! i was gonna do one like 500 followers ago but i got lazy lmao

the rules:

must be following me (i’ll be checking)

reblog this post to enter

likes don’t count, but feel free to bookmark

the categories:

best mcr

best aesthetic

best bandom

best urls

best theme

fave mutuals (if ur reading this and are unsure if we are mutuals, we probably are) 

HAVE FUN and please get this to at least 30 notes!!! or i’ll cry and delete this post  this will probably end on or by july 4 (tba)

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In which Viktor went to bed early, Yuuri went to relax with Phichit and someone Chris brings booze.

Twin post of this is uploaded on my partner in crime friend’s blog, @hannahcchi, link is: http://hannahcchi.tumblr.com/post/154292754608/when-yuri-gets-too-drunk-and-phichit-bails-on-him if anyone should be interested in readng with Yuuri’s POV

I honestly never thought I’d make it to 1k followers but thank you to everyone who followed me (and didn’t unfollow) for making it possible! 

I still remember when I used to reblog my edits on to my other blog to get like two notes. Anyways, here’s what I have planned!

rules:

  • mbf this ultimate barty crouch jr stan
  • reblog this post
  • maybe check out my edits??
  • you can ask for a combination of any of these options below, even all four! or you could ask for only one, whatever you want!
  • blacklist ‘salazars 1k celebration’ if you don’t want to see these
  • if this doesn’t hit 30 notes at least i’m going to delete it and myself then go cry in a corner

what you can ask for:

  • send me an ask with a 🎧 + your name for a playlist
  • send me an ask with either a 💯, 🍿, or a 🧀 for a blog rate (formats under the cut! there are three so you have to send either one of these emojis)
  • send me an ask with a 🌩 + your name for a name aesthetic
  • send me an ask with a 🦄 for a blog compliment

Keep reading

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🔥 A Song of Ice and Fire projectA Gifset per every chapter

↪ A Game of Thrones, XVII, Bran III

Bran was falling faster than ever. The grey mists howled around him as he plunged toward the earth below. 

“What are you doing to me?” he asked the crow, tearful.

Teaching you how to fly.

“I can’t fly!”

You’re flying right now.

“I’m falling!”

Every flight begins with a fall, the crow said. Look down.

“I’m afraid … ”

LOOK DOWN!

Bran looked down, and felt his insides turn to water. The ground was rushing up at him now. The whole world was spread out below him, a tapestry of white and brown and green. He could see everything so clearly that for a moment he forgot to be afraid. He could see the whole realm, and everyone in it.

BREAKFAST DELIVERY 4

pairing: 2jae

genre: fluff, if you squint there’s angst

word count: 1k

description: the school’s hottest boy im jaebum wants to get a certain boy’s number.  but the first problem is: he’s unhappy and not eating.

status: completed

note: this was originally posted on wakaba’s wattpad @/jaeholics 

part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |

Keep reading

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“ I’m quite domestic, I like to just stay at home. I do see little rumours on twitter and stuff about fans thinking I’m a robot and I’m not real and I don’t really exist because I don’t really go anywhere but that’s because I’m quite boring when I have time off. I like to stay at home and just relax and do normal things, chill out with my family. Mainly doing a lot of artwork, stuff like that. Write songs and chill out. I’m just a normal 20 year old, I think. I’m just having fun. ”

  • phandom member on post with 3k notes: oh my god! why have i never seen this picture? why does no one EVER talk about this?
  • me screaming punching walls ripping my clothes off while crying in despair: BECAUSE ITS FAKE!!!!!!!!! ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE DID IT ON PHOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOSSHHHHOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, everyone! I just hit 1k today which is amazing and I’m so so happy so I’ve decided to do my very first Tumblr Awards!!

Rules:

  • MBF this The 100 obsessed nerd
  • Reblog this post (like counts as bookmarks)
  • This post must get at least 50 notes or I’ll cry (no, not really but…)

Categories:

  • BELLAMY BLAKE AWARD: Best URL
  • MONTY GREEN AWARD: Best Icon
  • KARA DANVERS AWARD: Best Theme
  • CLARKE GRIFFIN AWARD: Best Edits*
  • KELSEA GLYNN AWARD: Best Writing
  • CONNIE MAHESWARAN AWARD: Nicest Blogger
  • CELAENA SARDOTHIEN AWARD: Rising Blogger**
  • RAVEN REYES AWARD: Personal Favourite

* Puts you edits tag in the tags, please
** Send me a screenshot of your followers count (must be 500 or less)

What You’ll Win:

  • A follow from me (if not already)
  • Any two gif requests of your choice (one for runner ups)
  • My eternal love and friendship

That’s about it! Entries close on February 1st when The 100 comes back! Good luck all and thanks so much for following my blog!!

Hi guys!

So it turns out you guys are amazing and for some reason like my blog?

So I got to 1k followers and I can’t believe it.

So I’m doing tumblr awards!

How to enter:

  • must be following me
  • reblog this post

This must get at least 30 notes or I’ll cry and pretend this never happened.

What you’ll win:

  • A follow back from me, if I’m not already following you 
  • 5 Promos from me at any time 
  •  2 edits/aesthetics 
  •  My endless friendship!!

I may do runner ups if i get enough entries.
I’m sorry, I can’t do fics for awards, turns out I’m terrible at writing on command.

Categories:

LUCY PEVENSIE AWARD: best url

EDMUND PEVENSIE AWARD: best icon

SUSAN PEVENSIE AWARD: best theme

PETER PEVENSIE AWARD: best creations*

ARAVIS AWARD: best writing*

DIGORY KIRKE AWARD: best Narnia

RAVEN REYES AWARD: best the 100

NEWT SCAMANDER AWARD: best multifandom

C.S. LEWIS AWARD: best up-and-coming blogger**

*send me an ask with your creation/writing/either tag

**submit a screenshot of your follower count, must be under 500

These are going to be so hard to judge though…

Ends February 3rd!

R e m e m b e r ?” he asks. “This is where you kissed me.” So the heavy dose of morphling administered after the whipping wasn’t enough to erase that from his consciousness. “I didn’t think you’d remember that,” I say. “Have to be dead to forget. Maybe even not then,” he tells me. “Maybe I’ll be like that man in ‘The Hanging Tree’. Still waiting for an answer.” Gale, who I have never seen cry, has tears in his eyes. To keep them from spilling over, I reach forward and press my lips against his. We taste of heat, ashes, and misery. It’s a surprising flavour for such a gentle kiss. He pulls away first and gives me a wry smile. “I knew you’d kiss me.” “How?” I say. Because I didn’t know myself. “Because I’m in pain,” he says. “That’s the only way I get your attention.”