“Alright, it say’s here I need to surround you with the salt” Sammy read the book in hand before reaching over and grabbing the salt bottle. Handing it to Dean letting him surround you “Okay after it’s done I need to start the ritual and I need complete silence” Sammy said.
“Are you this is going to work Sam I mean you already sent me to the Mcdonalds restroom last time?” You said Sam gave you a sheepish look “Sorry, I was hungry because Dean didn’t bring me anything” Sam blames Dean for the distraction.
“Blame it on me Sammy it’s okay I’ll just face her wrath again” Dean’s sarcasm dripped from every word he said. Sam rolled his eyes before clearing his throat and giving you a look to be quiet, rolling your eyes you crossed your arms and readied yourself.
-everyone over the age of fifty is definitely out for meticulously-ordered-do-not-get-this-even-slightly-wrong-or-i-will-sue-blood
-the security cameras are not aimed at the fry holder so as long as the assistant manager isn’t a complete ass, go wild
-you can sneak any drink you want as long as you put it in a coffee cup
-sweet tea is probably just as bad for you as a coca cola. for real. we put a literal entire bag of sugar in that shit.
-a mcflurry is literally just ice cream plus some toppings mixed up with a spoon. just order a sundae and ask for oreo crumbs on it
-unless its dinner rush and we are shit out of fries and there are seven orders waiting, no fries have been basting in the fry holder for longer than ten minutes. they’re all fresh, i swear.
-you’re not slick if you order fries with no salt just to ensure ‘freshness’. just straight up say you want fresh fries. its okay.
-you can add big mac sauce to anything if you ask for it.
-if youre getting a drink and you don’t want to have 25% drink and 75% ice, make sure you ask for no/light ice.
-if youre gonna order off the mcpick two menu, tell your cashier you want a mcpick two. if you don’t there’s a 50% chance they will not do it and you’ll pay an extra few dollars.
-also mcpick two is probably the best deal you’re going to get tbh. you can get the same shit as a meal for less. (ex: if you get a mcpick 2 big mac and large fry + a drink, it’ll ring you up for less than if you got a large big mac meal which includes the same stuff)
-also while we’re on the topic of saving cash: always order to-go. always. there’s an eat-in tax if you say your food’s “for here” that can range from a few cents to a few dollars depending on what you’re ordering.
-all day breakfast is fresher than if you order breakfast at the right time because it’s not a ‘default’ menu option so we have to refry eggs and sausage.
-if you order hash browns after breakfast you’re going to have to wait up to three minutes.
-employees who have been at mcdonalds for a long time have black hats. anyone with a brightly colored blue hat is a newer employee who probably doesn’t have their shit together quite yet. please refrain from yelling at them.
-if it’s not busy and you realllllyyyy want to, you can order whatever specific toy you want and make someone go into the back for it. doesn’t guarantee that it’s there, but it might be.
-if you order hot coffee, it’s been brewed within the last two hours. don’t worry. it’s not going to go cold.
i really hate doing this i really really do but it’s come to the point where i physically, emotionally and mentally cannot take it anymore.
my family physically, emotionally and mentally abuses me.
long story short, i live in an abusive household. my parents are forcing me into debt by threatening me to go to university (when my job career path does not call for it).
i cannot come out, i am not safe. they do not believe in mental illness and have THREATENED ME (physically as well) if i chose to take medication (which i desperately need for my mental illnesses, i still take it even with the backlash from my parents). they have threatened to kick me out and block my bank card and phone if i do not go to school, even when i dont need and and they make me take a ridiculous amount of classes, hence digging my own grave of debt. ALSO, adding to the school thing. i will have NO INSURANCE AND NO FINANCIAL AID (if i drop out) for my mental and physical illnesses in which i need medication for.
basically, im living in a house that in inhibiting me from transitioning, draining me of all my money and forcing me through an expensive education and debt and threatening me to do so . im sorry if this isnt making sense but im so tired and stressed.
i’ve done my part though, i have gone to school (from highschool, summer classes and university without a break), kept up my grades, DROPPED ALCOHOL AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE, i am now straight edge (this has saved me tons of money and has helped my emotional state tremendously, ive spent more time being productive and less time in the hospital and in therapy which also costs money) and even gotten 2 JOBS. i do commissions and i work COUNTLESS HOURS at mcdonalds, unfortunately because i have mcdonalds, my parents are now trying to make me pay for EVERYTHING, even things they want, and i really REALLY CANT AFFORD THAT.
my goal is to move out into the apartment with my boyfriend @animeadult and our awesome friend @cruciphix by april. however, my family has already drained my first paycheck and yet they take it out on me (even though it wasn’t a lot in all honesty, it was a lot to ME), ive been trying to earn DOUBLE by taking in more commissions and snagging as many hours as i can from mcdonalds.
im so tired and so desperate to leave my abusive family, and find a way to pursue my transition in a safe environment for me physically, emotionally and mentally. i genuinely apologize that it has come to this but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you can
please donate to my paypal, its email@example.com
and if u cant please spread this i just need to get out so badly i need to leave i really need to leave please help me.
if anything i will send a small drawing to those who donate as a thankyou, and you can even commission me its the same paypal just please.
i really need help and i know tumblr is a great place to go when someone needs it.
thank you for reading this and please share for me.
remember when mcdonalds debuted a horrifying minion-derivative mascot that looked like if focus testing and out-of-touch old white men in suits barfed in to a bucket and the bucket somehow gained horrifying sentience? and then when everyone said that it was godawful and terrifying mcdonalds official response was this:
like imagine working in marketing for a major corporation and being told by your superior to produce a clapback image for people calling your terrifying mascot a horrific demon. instead of like, just getting rid of it.
of course, they couldn’t get rid of it. millions of dollars were spent in market research designing that godawful thing so they couldn’t just get rid of it over night.
anyway that’s what’s wrong with capitalism or something. i lost interest in writing this post.