if they weren't so cute i wouldn't care about the show at all

EXO as husbands
  • Requested by @yehet88exo
  • Xiumin: The cuddly husband. No matter how long you guys have been married for, he still wouldn't be able to keep his hands off you. After a long day of work, he'd love to curl up with you on the couch and watch a movie together. He would always tell you about how lucky he is to have you. I don't think he'd be that talkative, but sometimes all you need is a few words to say how you feel about someone. Xiumin would also be a really comforting person, and would listen to you talk about anything. He wouldn't judge you at all, he would just listen. He'd be such a caring and loyal husband, and he would always make you feel loved.
  • Luhan: The loyal/trustworthy husband. Luhan would be so loyal to you, that you wouldn't have to worry about anything, if say he was away filming a movie or something. I think he would be a really committed person. You could tell him anything, and he wouldn't tell a soul. He would be so good at comforting you when you feel down, and he'd always know what to say to make you feel better. He would be so proud and happy to call you his s/o, because to him you're the most precious thing in the world. I also think that he'd be really dorky at times too. He'd make bad jokes, or do something really cheesy, but it would be kinda cute tbh.
  • Kris: The emotional/dorky husband. Not really what you would expect from him, but I think he would be a very emotional person. He would always come to you to talk and seek advice. He would be 100% honest with you about how he's feeling and would let you know everything that's been going on. I think it would take a while for him to trust you this much, but once he trusts you he, trusts you. He would love to surprise you too. Sometimes he'd make you breakfast or buy you flowers on his way home from work. He'd be a really cuddly person too. He would love to hold you close, or sometimes just something simple like holding your hand. Alongside that he's also a huge dork, and would constantly make bad jokes/puns. Sometimes he'd try to be really romantic, but half of the time I think something would end up going wrong or he'd accidentally mess something up. Tbh though, I think that it would be sorta cute when he messes up, which would make up for all of it. Being married to him would never be boring, to say the least.
  • Suho: The sentimental husband. I think that Suho would be the kind of husband who wants to remember every moment with you. He would remember all your anniversaries, and would always know just what to get you. He would be a great listener, and would always know just what kind of advice to tell you. I think that he would be the husband who, maybe 20 years down the road, would propose to you again just to remember how amazing the day he got married to you was, making him fall for you all over again. Along with this would probably come the fact that sometimes he'd be painfully cheesy, and sometimes it'd be cringe worthy. But, at the end of the day you fell for him. His smile, his intelligence, even his cringe worthy jokes.
  • Lay: The romantic husband. He would be so romantic, like girl. He'd be the kind of husband to pick you up flowers from work on his way home for no reason, or leave you a little note before he went to work telling you how beautiful you are. He would know everything there is to know about you, and vice-versa. No matter how young or old you guys are, the romance would still be as strong as ever with him.
  • Baekhyun: The cheeky husband. Baekhyun would honestly tease the shit out of you. The type of teasing he does would really depend on his mood. Sometimes it would be lighthearted and funny, like when you guys are lying on the couch together watching your favourite show and he makes a joke. Other times it would be cheeky, like he would run his hand up your thigh in public and whisper the things he'd want to do to you later. No matter how long you guys had been married, I think he'd love to see you flustered. I also think that he would tell you that he loves you, like a lot. And of course, there's nothing wrong with that.
  • Chen: The fun husband. There would never be a dull moment being married to Chen. He'd love to take you out, sometimes something simple like bowling, other times maybe on a trip with just the two of you. You guys would always be laughing, usually at each other. He would love to joke around with you, and he'd tease you constantly. I also think he would love to do something cute, like recreate your first together.
  • Chanyeol: The protective husband. Even though he jokes around a lot and is just be a genuinely fun guy to be around, the second someone lays a hand on you or hurts you that would totally change. He would protect you at all costs, and if someone dare lay a hand on his s/o that would change his 'sunshine' personality. It wouldn't necessarily be jealousy, because he doesn't really seem like a jealous person. It's more when/if someone hurts his s/o that he'd be protective, if that makes sense? I also think that he'd be a really fun guy to be around, and would love to see you happy and smiling. (of course)
  • Kyungsoo: The serious husband. I don't really know how to explain this, but I just think he'd be a really serious husband. I think it would be hard for him to talk about his problems with you, no matter how long you've know each other. It's not that he doesn't trust you, I just think he wouldn't want to worry you. He would put you before himself, and you'd be his #1 priority. I think that he would let lose a lot though, and of course he wouldn't be serious 24/7. He would love to take you out and do fun things, especially going out places that you did when you first started dating. He wouldn't be big on pda or anything though, and I just don't see him as a cuddly person. Nonetheless he would still come up with endless amounts of excuses to steal a kiss from you.
  • Tao: The clingy husband. He would cling to your side, and would love being with you, but he wouldn't really understand that you need sometime to yourself in the beginning of your marriage. He would love to take you out places, and see the smile on your face. Tao would love to take you out to something simple, like maybe the movies or something. It would remind him of when you guys first started dating, and he would fall in love all over again. I think he would also be a great listener, and would always try his best to give good advice to you.
  • Kai: The thoughtful husband. Kai would see you as the most beautiful, amazing person alive, and he would like to tell/show you that. He would plan really thought out and romantic dates after not seeing each other for a while (ie. he was on tour) and would always know what to say to you after you've had a long day. Of course, he wouldn't always be so serious. He would love joking around with you and going out on simple dates, etc. I think he would love going for walks in the park with you, sometimes with his dogs, and just enjoying the nature and being with you. I also think he'd be the kind of guy to take pictures of you when you weren't looking and set them as his phone background or post them on social media.
  • Sehun: The caring husband. Although Sehun may joke around or tease you a lot, he really does care about you. Sometimes it would be harder for him to show it than others, but he would really put a lot of thought into everything he does with you. He would put so much thought into something like a birthday or anniversary gift that it would make up for all the times he messed up. I also think he would be really clingy, especially at home. He would be holding onto you almost 24/7. I think that even though he may not act/show it all the time, you would really be the most important person in the world to him, and he would constantly wonder how he ended up with someone so amazing.
  • <p> <b>WARNING:</b> This is really crackish. Sherlock did something not good. For what it's worth, I really don't think Sherlock would do something like this. But the idea was fun to write so....<p/><b></b> --------------------------------------<p/><b>Client:</b> ... so Mr. Holmes, you really have to help me! You are my only hope!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Bored. Very bored* No. Go to Scotland Yard. Look for DI Lestrade. Now get out.<p/><b>Client:</b> Mr. Holmes please, there is no one I can turn to!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Utterly bored.* I hear they are is still in operation. Get out.<p/><b>Client:</b> Really Mr Holmes, I will pay you as mu-<p/><b>Sherlock mini-me:</b> *Just got home from school* Daddy!!!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Visibly brightens, opens arms to catch his running son.* Hello spawn. I take it you had a good time in your prison - I mean school.<p/><b>The most adorable Holmes:</b> Yes, daddy! Today we learned how to do binary fingers!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> Wonderful! *Sudden light bulb* Very well Mr. Whoever-you-are, since you desperately want to know who's stealing from you, I will give you a clue. You could tell it to Scotland Yard and they could surely solve your case.<p/><b>Client:</b> Really, Mr. Holmes?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> The fact of the matter is, there are actually several people stealing from you. Seeing as you only have five employees, I think it would be beneficial to let you know how many of them are the thieves.<p/><b>Client:</b> Mr. Holmes, can't you just tell me who they are?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Already on the brink of Ennui* Take it or leave it. Either I tell you how many, or I don't tell you anything at all.<p/><b>Client:</b> *Resigned* Very well Mr. Holmes. *Now annoyed* But you can't expect me to pay you if you're not going to actually solve my case!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *No care in the world at all* I'm not expecting you to.<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b>Client:</b> So? *already impatient* How many thieves are there?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Face breaks into an ear-splitting grin. Bends down to whisper to his son*<p/><b>The only innocent Holmes left:</b> *Nods enthusiastically* Okay, daddy!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Turns to the client with his bored face again.* My son will tell you how many thieves you have. *genuinely smiles at the little boy in his lap.* Go on spawn, show him!.<p/><b>Really really the only innocent Holmes left in the world:</b> *smiles then lifts his middle finger*<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b>Client:</b> *shocked and discombobulated* You...you...*face looking much like a tomato.* Youuuuu....*begins to stand up and glare at Sherlock.* How dare you! To use your son like that! Teaching him such ill manners! I don't need your help, after all! *Storms out the door!*<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b>Client:</b> *turns back* I am warning you Mr. Holmes! Aside from going to the Yard, I am also calling child services! *turns back to run down and make a hasty exit.*<p/><b>Cute little Holmes that makes you wish you can keep him in your pocket:</b> *worriedly looking up at his father, with his big brown eyes.* Did I do something wrong, Daddy?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *bends down to kiss his son's forehead and pull him in a tighter hug* No. you didn't do anything wrong. That man is the one who did something wrong. He is a very bad man who developed a scheme to take money from unsuspecting people. Now, he is going to Scotland Yard and Uncle Greg will arrest him. *kisses his son again* And you, just helped bring him to justice. Well done spawn!<p/><b>Very huggable Holmes:</b> *happier and more satisfied* Did I really help Daddy?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *smiling gently at his best creation so far.* You really did! Now! I believe you said something about binary fingers....<p/><b></b> --------------------<p/><b></b> Later, after putting their little treasure to bed.<p/><b>Molly:</b> By the way, you are sleeping in the couch for the next two weeks.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Surprised and confused* Oh come on Molly, it's not my fault if the man can't read binary fingers!<p/><b>Molly:</b> *tosses him his pillow and duvet.* Child services, Sherlock! If it weren't for Mycroft's intervention, Will wouldn't be sleeping in his bed tonight! And both of us know that you could have handled the situation in a better way, without making our son do that and without making it look like we're bad parents!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> How could encouraging our son to learn and apply new knowledge, a sign of bad parenting?<p/><b>Molly:</b> *Annoyed and disbelieving* Context, Sherlock! Context!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> Really, Molly you are blowing this up more than necessary.<p/><b>Molly:</b> No I am not. You clearly need time to think about what you did. So until you fully process everything, you are sleeping on the couch. *closes their bedroom door in her husband's face.*<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Huffs in annoyance but makes his way to their couch.* There's nothing to think about!<p/><b></b> ------------<p/><b></b> Much later.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *Lying on the couch, wide awake.* Huh, so that's the reason why Aunt Felicia got angry at Dad when she asked me how old I was.<p/></p>
"Makdoongi Seohyun-sshi--is there anything difficult about being the maknae of the group?"
  • Seohyun: Oh, for me, there really isn't anything difficult at all--there really isn't. Actually I feel sorry for unnies sometimes because I often leave my stuff behind and forget--
  • Tiffany: You don't do that anymore.
  • Seohyun: Still... the unnies take care of me, and I'm grateful.
  • DJ: Alright, sure, we know you love your unnies, but is there anything that bothers you a bit? Like, you love them so much, but you want them to stop doing this.
  • Tiffany: Oppa, you ask us such mean questions!
  • Jessica: I thought you guys wouldn't do this to us!
  • DJ: What about it, Seohyun?
  • Seohyun: Hmmm... well....?
  • DJ: If you don't pick, you'll have to stick around until the end of the show.
  • Seohyun: Um...
  • Sooyoung: *with aegyo* Hurry~
  • Hyoyeon: *imitating* Hurry~
  • Seohyun: Honestly there isn't anything... *pauses*
  • Seohyun: *smiles* Hyoyeon unnie...
  • DJ: yes?
  • Seohyun: ...goes to convenience stores too much!
  • : -Everyone starts giggling-
  • Sooyoung: pyunnyeo, pyunnyeo! (편녀 = Convenience store (편의점) + girl(녀))
  • DJ: Pyunnyeo?
  • Sooyoung: Her nickname is pyunnyeo!
  • Seohyun: I like her a lot, but I wish she'd go to the convenience store a little less.
  • : -Everyone bursts out laughing and clapping-
  • DJ: Oh, that's so cute. She's having a one-sided crush.
  • Hyoyeon: I just get so excited whenever I see a convenience store!
  • Sunny: *bursts into silent open-mouthed laughter*
  • Jessica: She wants to own one!
  • Yuri: We went to the US a few months ago, and she insisted that she needed to go to the convenience store even though we weren't even familiar with the town at all. In the US, and also in Thailand.
  • Sooyoung: She REEEALLY wanted to go to the convenience store at night, but it's really dangerous to walk around outside there, right? She's the most frightened one, too. Even if we made the slightest noise, she'd go, "Be quiet, be quiet, I'm so scared, be quiet!!"
  • : -Everyone laughs and claps-
  • Sooyoung: She told us not to draw any attention, or else we'd get shot.
  • DJ: Hyoyeon-sshi!
  • Hyoyeon: Yes?
  • DJ: Could you tell us why...?
  • Hyoyeon: If I go to other countries, I like to buy the tastiest snack from that country.
  • DJ: Ohhhh~
  • Hyoyeon: Or the snack might have a different cover or... or box, right?
  • DJ: yes, yes, that's right.
  • Hyoyeon: So I find that really interesting. Different languages and all.
  • DJ: Ah, you experience culture inside a convenience store.
  • Hyoyeon: Yes, or they'll have a different smell.
  • DJ: mm.
  • Hyoyeon: So I'd really like to own a convenience store myself.
  • : -Everyone bursts out laughing again; Tiffany claps, turns and gives Hyo a high five-
  • Source: Sweet Sorrow's Ten Ten Club Radio (2009.07.06)