JIMMY: DON’T LIE
TWEEK: It doesn’t count!
CLYDE: C’mon, you gotta tell us.
TWEEK: *sighs* O-Okay, so you know Calvin?
CRAIG: … That guy with that weird cap?
TWEEK: Yes, him.
TWEEK: Okay, so remember when we went to that field trip to the Pioneer Village? And we had to hold hands?
CLYDE: And then we were held hostage? Token, we were partners, right? And you held hands with Kenny.
CRAIG: Jesus Christ, why do you all remember this?
TOKEN: Because we almost died.
CRAIG: We always almost die.
TWEEK: Anyway, Calvin and I held hands.
TWEEK: And then when we were held hostage, I thought we were gonna die, man! A-And I thought I was gonna die without ever having my first kiss and so did he!
CRAIG: So you kissed each other?
CRAIG: … That’s actually a good explanation.
CLYDE: But why does Jimmy know?
JIMMY: I saw it. I p-pr-promised not to tell anyone, though.