if these don't taste good im gonna

actual things the signs have said to me
  • Aries: *talking about minion dildos* No way, capitalism is not goin in my ass
  • Taurus: HOW DO YOU LIVE YOUR HOUSE IS A FUCKING HOBBIT HOLE Jesus fucking Christ, anyway, do you have any popcorn or not because I brought some if you dont
  • Gemini: ALL of the fucks are gone apparently there are none in my wallet I cannot find them. be free my fucks
  • Cancer: ....Onions are like ogres... they make you cry? but how can we so unfairly judge ogres what if they're like shrek and they're just trying to lead a humble, honest life
  • Leo: NOT SMOLL I AM NOT SMOLL. SHUT. NOT SMOLL !!! YUO ARE RHE SMOLL HEER LETS FI Te
  • Virgo: today I bought a shrek mask online because it was $2 and I had a gift card it's a little big though but it was on sale
  • Libra: I was with you even BEFORE conception sooooo obviously I'm not fake
  • Scorpio: ....And yeah so to sum it up, basically they were gonna have a knife fight over me and my dad said I couldn't go with boys anymore. I could've joined the knife fight and won tho
  • Sagittarius: there's an orange on the ceiling ! look ! why aren't you looking ? it's really up there haha!! JAY KAAAYYYYY is this what being dead feels like....can u feel death tho
  • Capricorn: these cheese balls don't even taste good tho? they're supposed to be premium brand I'm??? you know what fuck this I'm gonna move to Canada and become a lesbian and change my name to Lesley and only eat apples forever. im #DonE
  • Aquarius: that feel when your school plays dubstep wii music over the announcements for five minutes straight #goals
  • Pisces: YOU HOE HES LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA DO SOMETHING HE SAW YOU IM GONNA CRY HE SAW YOU BINCH

calmbei  asked:

Personally, I find it very comforting knowing the fact that you're autistic also, but I also find it harder. like mybe the gods don't want me because im broken. or not as good as other witchs, I'm currently going through a really bad spot so seeing your blog really helps lighten up my day cuz you're just so...you. its refreshing...

im going to find whoever the hell made you convince yourself you’re broken and shove my foot so far up their ass they’re gonna taste the rubber in my sneakers

we are not broken. autism is defined as having difficulty with social skills and having alternate ways of thinking. we are a different breed of people. and different isn’t bad and it sure as hell isn’t broken.

listen: fuck every single person who made you feel this way. gods don’t care about your disabilities. they know you and they know your limits and where you shine. in fact, the faegods might even prefer autistic people–fae are basically autistic like us! they follow their own personal rules, don’t like change, have weird repetitive habits, and are either too literal or too flowery at all times.

everyone’s practice is different and if you compare yourself to other people, regardless of autism, you’re gonna feel shitty. you may think you’re not as good as other witches, but there’s probably someone who thinks the same about you because you can do something they can’t. everyone has different strengths. and there ARE strengths in autism.

it sucks that you’re in a bad spot right now, but itll get better. just do little things, little spells and reminders that you can do what you do. you’ll get out of your slump. just remember, please, you’re not broken.