if that's fin then fin is me

Marauders at the beach
  • James: *splashes Sirius' hair*
  • Sirius: Peli-can you not?
  • Remus: fuk not again
  • James: sorry, padfoot. It's nearly shrimp-possible for me to stop. I can't kelp it.
  • Sirius: that's not true you're obviously doing it on porpoise
  • Remus: why
  • James: Gil-ty as charged, I guess.
  • Sirius: oh my cod my hair is gonna be so salty!
  • James: I'm reely sorry
  • Remus: I'm leaving you people I can't handle your puns right now.
  • Sirius: NO WHERE HAS THE HUMANATEE GONE?
  • James: THAT IS SO SHELLFISH OF YOU
  • Remus: HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • Sirius: what a fin-tastic day for going to the beach.
  • James: it's simply fin-credible weather.
  • Sirius: I think we can count this as a day whale-spent.
  • Remus: I hate my life.

I’ve personally blocked them just now because it was at the very least amusing to look at for maybe two days and then i got bored of them constantly replying my personal posts and reblogs with the same bullshit, but:

- nonbinary-ppl-are-cis-ppl

- the-danica-lee

- respectmuhpronouns

are blogs (although im sure theyre the same person) that are harrassing nb people and their blogs, as well as trying to flood the tags with negativity

(if any other blogs show up ill add them to the list, but for now these are the only two that have interacted with me personally)

💜💛 stay safe guys 💛💜

4

Guess who was productive today

Not me

Leaked Scene from Episode VIII
  • Rey: (About running away from him) You know why I did it, Kylo Ben?
  • Kylo: I'm not gonna answer to Kylo Ben ...
  • Rey: Because I wanted too! And what are we fighting for when some little transparent guy named yoda just saved us by kicking all the Knights of Ren's tails!
  • Fin: How little?
  • Rey: (Causally) I, uh, I don't know, like this? (Makes an inch with her finger and thumb)
  • Poe: A little one inch guy saved you?
  • Rey: Well if I were closer I'm sure he'd be bigger!
  • Kylo: Yeah ... that's how eye sight works, you stupid scavenger.
  • Rey: Don't call me Scavenger!
  • (Awkward pause)
  • Kylo: You're right, I'm sorry, I took it too far ... I meant Trash Panda.
  • (Another Pause)
  • Rey: (Innocently) Is that better?
  • Fin: (Just as innocent) I don't know?
  • Kylo: (snickering) It's worse ... It's so much worse!
  • (Rey slide Tackles Kylo)
It always makes me nervous when people say they have goldfish
  • Me: Rambles on about fin rot.
  • Them: Hmm, that's really interesting. So that's why my goldfish get tears in their fins sometimes
  • Me: Every time someone says they have goldfish I have a mini panic-attack.
  • Them: lmao why?
  • Me: What size tank do you have?
  • Them: Well there's a three gallon with two small fish but idk what type they are and then a thirty gallon with the goldfish, zebra fish and sucker fish
  • Me:
  • Them: What?
  • Me: First off, a three gallon tank is too small for anything other than a single betta fish. By sucker fish I assume you mean plecostomus? Well one of those can get over a foot long, and the goldfish well fit way too big too and produce a lot of waste. You either need a way bigger tank or you need to rehome your fish. Two goldfish and a plecos are way too much for a thirty gallon.
  • Them: I don't have two goldfish
  • Me: Okay but still-
  • Them: I have six
  • Me:
  • Them: And two plecos
  • Me:
  • Them: Mould it be better if I just moved the goldfish into an empty ten gallon?
  • Me: NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO NO FISH FOR YOU. GET RID OF YOUR DAMN FISH. MY GOD PLEASE STOPPPP FRIEND WHYYYYY.
  • Fin: You're such a fuck-ass!
  • Crowbar: Please.
  • Itchy: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"?
  • Crowbar: Itchy, that's enough.
  • Itchy: You can go suck a fuck.
  • Fin: Oh, please, tell me, Itchy, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
  • Itchy: You want me to tell you?
  • Fin: Please, tell me.
  • Crowbar: We will not have this at the dinner table.
  • Fin: [Mouthing] I'm all ears!
2

I recently bought this baby (named him Karamatsu…) and I knew his fins were torn, but I didn’t realize how badly until I looked up his breed on Google, he’s a butterfly male, which is supposed to look like this 

(he’s supposed to have big butterfly-like fins)

 But it’s fine, I bought him bc I was afraid no one else would and I found him charming ❤️

((*EDIT* YES i know the tank is too small, honest to god thank u all for informing me. This was taken the day I got him, I was completely ignorant about betta care and bought into all that pet store propaganda. He’s now in a 15-gallon tank, split between him and another betta with a divider, so they have 7.5 gallons each, filtered and heated!!! they’re doing well, ive bought aquarium salt and betta fix, so hopefully kara will have his big ‘ole fins back soon!))

6

I was way to excited too wait until he was 100% finished to show you all how he looks. Just finished sewing up the body last night. He measures from tip of his tail (not the fin) to the tip of his nose, 93 inches in length. 

While I’m super happy on how he looks, the mouth really bugs me, i wasn’t able to get it to line up just right. Ah well, i love him none the less. All thats left is to make straps for his tail fins, and install his claws and ear nubs when i get them.