if that isn't badass then i don't know what is

Last Straw

This is how I imagine Rick, Michonne, and Jadis’ next meeting will happen.


Rick stepped inside the dark cell, Michonne quietly standing behind him. “Why are you here?” His hard voice echoed against the cold walls.

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Random Headcanon

Luke Skywalker knows how to knit. Aunt Beru taught him how when he was about thirteen. He knits when he’s stressed. One time he was so stressed he ended up making half the base earmuffs. Han smuggles in yarn for him occasionally.

anonymous asked:

But why isn't nobody talking about Touka? She looks sooo fucking perfect! I don't know the actress but she's literally what I thought Touka would look like irl. When I saw the trailer I was like holy shit where did they find her?!? She looks badass, cute and elegant just like Touka! Her ukaku is also freaking cool! I mean everyone looks good in the movie (especially Kaneki) but Touka looks perfectly on point!! I'm soooo hyped for this movie now I can't even!!!!

SHE LOOKS AMAZING, and I know the hair-over-one-eye style is impractical for a live action but you can see in scenes her hair flops down to cover half her face and I’m YASSSSSSSSSSS

like look at that

thats nice

I guess for me though…. I’m trying not to get too attached to that rendition of Touka because if there ever is a sequel, they’re going to have to get another actress :’)

Reasons I Love The Girls of Dragon Age: Inquistion
  • Cassandra Pentaghast: Badass warrior. Came from a family of Dragon Hunters. Skillful with a weapon and shield. Didn't want to grow up like a princess, chose to join the Seekers instead. Reads trashy romance novels written by a dwarf she imprisoned and interrogated. 100% awkward creature. Wants to be wooed by flowers and poetry.
  • Sera: Straight to the point. Believes that "people on top" shouldn't step on "us little people on the bottom". Helps out the "little people" get back at the "bigger people". Doesn't want anyone to push their religion on others. Scared of magic and things she doesn't understand. Loves to play pranks. Lesbian elf with a thing for tall Qunari ladies.
  • Vivienne: Stone cold bitch but funny when she wants to be. Proper and lady-like. Will freeze you on the spot if you do something inappropriate in her court. Enjoys dressing people up in fancy clothes and taking them out for spa days. Loves her man very much and will do anything to save him.
  • Josephine Montilyet: Takes care of all the political shit for you. Practically a Mom figure to everyone, especially when dealing with Orlesian nobles. Bless her and her patience. Will beat you in every game of Wicked Grace. Unless you're her lover, then she'll let you win. Is the reason Cullen ends up naked. Thank the Maker for this lovely girl.
  • Leliana: Can kill you. May kill you. Will kill you. Unless you're friends, then your life is in very good hands. Master manipulator. Spy Queen. Has a pet nug named Schmooples. Her innocence and sweetness gave way to a woman who knows what to do and when to do it. Has stalker tendencies, but means well.
  • Scout Harding: Don't underestimate her. Replies with sarcasm if you use sarcasm. Knows how to get out of messy situations. Always clears your path for you. Cute little bundle of "I could hurt you". Slightly scared of Cassandra. She gives me life. "MAYHEM".
  • Bianca: Lies to you and Varric. Gets Varric riled up. Has a little lover's quarrel with Varric that's kinda cute to spectate. Threatens to stab your eye out if you let Varric get hurt. Isn't really in a relationship with Varric but everyone wishes she it. Has issues. Still badass.
  • Mother Giselle: Takes care of everyone in her little ways. Does what she thinks is best for everyone. Dorian almost always has something to say about her. She almost always has something to say about Dorian. The reason the Inquisition advisers weren't at each other's throats after Haven. THE DAWN WILL COME.
  • Grand Enchantress Fiona: She tries so hard. For the mages. For her son. For everything. Maker be good to this woman. She has so many regrets. I wanna hug her every time. She's just so tired sometimes. I love this woman.
  • Empress Celene: THE THING SHE WEARS ON HER BACK. THE THING WITH THE SWORDS AND THE LION. WHAT IS THAT THING? IS HER BAD POSTURE BECAUSE OF THAT THING? SERIOUSLY. THAT THING. Good leader. Values love. Kept Briala's locket with her. BUT THAT THING ON HER BACK.
  • Briala: Could probably beat Leliana with her spy network. Tough Love. Threw a knife at a guy's eye. THAT WAS COOL. Still loves her Empress.
  • Duchess Florianne: Dances with you. Wouldn't mind two girls dancing in a ball. IS ACTUALLY A BADASS TEMPEST OUT FOR INQUISITION BLOOD. LIKE WTF. IT TOOK ME A TOTAL 20 MINUTES TO KILL HER. DAMN IT. THEN SHE GETS SENT TO YOU IN A BOX. TO BE JUDGED. LIKE. ORLAIS, WHAT'S GOOD?!
Who you should fight (Galavant edition)
  • Galavant: Technically, he's super skilled at fighting and stronger than you. In a fair straightforward fight, you'd be lost. Try an unfair, sneaky attack or just outsmart him and you're fine. Be a jerk and strike mid-song. Take advantage of his dramatic personality. It's easy.
  • Isabella: She is not only a badass warrior princess, but also super smart. The only way to get to her is through the people she loves.
  • Sid: He is a wild card. We don't know what he is or isn't capable of because he constantly has his spotlight stolen. He once helped to take down an entire pirate crew off-screen. Be careful.
  • Madalena: Do I even have to tell you this?!? Hint: The people who cross Madalena have usually one thing in common. Death. They are dead now.
  • Richard: He's a wimp. You'll certainly win the fight. But Gareth will come after you.
  • Gareth: Gareth is the way to go. To a slow, sadistic death that is.
  • Vincenzo: I can't believe this. You are terrible for even considering fighting our chef. You'd probably win, but having to live with what you've done will make you feel like a failure anyway.
  • Gwynne: She can be surprisingly dark and vicious despite her appearance. I wouldn't count on a win here.
  • Cousin Harry: I know he is a child and it would be immoral to fight him. He also has a huge army with pointed hats. But you have to try anyway. Fight Harry. Do it for all of us. He deserves it.

of course people don’t like danny pink.

a poc character who’s becoming three dimensional who actually calls the doctor on some of his bullshit and treats clara respectfully and lovingly and doesn’t care in the end if she time travels so long as she confides in him if the doctor pushes her too far because he knows what that’s like and honestly thinks clara is badass and possibly a space lady and he has backstory and teaches MATH WTF and knows that he has to be good enough to deserve CLARA not the other way around and wow

people haven’t been asking for a character like that for ages or anything